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@viberatings7249

4 жыл бұрын

What's up with these gay ass intros

@skejkmk4331

3 жыл бұрын

Aslan T Vorlon pokemon sword and shield

@MountainDuke-music

3 жыл бұрын

Plz watch MOUNTAINDUKE COMMON country pockets Official Music Video much love kzread.info/dash/bejne/mWusx8uCo5S_m9Y.html God bless you my brother

@samuelscales5078

2 жыл бұрын

As long as ari Shaffir isn’t involved. Dude makes me look funny, and let me tell you, I’m not funny

@brianray1698

2 жыл бұрын

@@MountainDuke-music v gv gg vgggvg. H v. Vgggggvgvvvv vv gvv

Japanese parents are tuff...

@darceyblake2883

Жыл бұрын

Seguuuuuuuu-raa

@rohitiyer285

Жыл бұрын

@@darceyblake2883 smiiiiith

@Lahng_Blackduke

Жыл бұрын

Sí, los míos siempre me están empujando a la oficina de correos, también.

@Batmann_

Жыл бұрын

I understood that reference

@kevinskula7053

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

He’s so good at telling stories. He has this way of making you imagine everything he’s talking about. You’re not even watching him on stage.

@dalriadajohannsen

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! 🤔

@cheebee9684

Жыл бұрын

this is so true man. the way he tells this story, i can visualize every single part of it

@AMPFIELDVISION

Жыл бұрын

This is true I didn't even think about it, I wasn't watching him, I was picturing every scene he was describing

@kingsizegaming94

Жыл бұрын

So true! Really enjoying it

@vjha0534

Жыл бұрын

That's the truth!

They should have a sign on each hospital light saying “you’re not dead,you’re in the hospital”

@atartup

4 жыл бұрын

🧕

@adventuresingamedevelopmen5708

4 жыл бұрын

Genius

@samd1405

4 жыл бұрын

why ruin the mystery?

@EbolaSquirrel

4 жыл бұрын

Miller urine

@terrydevlin3486

4 жыл бұрын

But that's half the fun

Was his Drug dealer Ari?

@Rainingsandstone

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Wafflegazm

4 жыл бұрын

Could've been, but Ari gets his drugs from his favorite drug dealers.

@knugen16

4 жыл бұрын

@@Wafflegazm 😂😂😂😂😂

@spacemancam

4 жыл бұрын

Jon Wheeler I was looking for a comment about this 😂

@Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027

4 жыл бұрын

yes

I am SO GLAD he survived.

@DyslexicSolMusic

2 жыл бұрын

So am I, just so we could hear this story

@CrazyLocoInsane1

2 жыл бұрын

He loves being in the hospital he was just there after a horrific dunk attempt

@lukastaylor9544

2 жыл бұрын

Why?

@MrMorgs1000

2 жыл бұрын

@@lukastaylor9544 look up Tom Segura basketball accident

@juggaloluke55

2 жыл бұрын

Im sure it didn't happen.... just a skit

I swear he has one of the most epicly perfect deliveries of all time. Period.

@Mist007DD

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, his delivery is incredible

@c0m4g1bb

6 жыл бұрын

ThesisHimself that's quite the claim.. Ever heard of Mr George Carlin, Richard Pryor? Or you some fail hard hipster millennial with no culture or genuine taste?

@RevelationNChrist

6 жыл бұрын

_coma_ mad. sad.

@rhinoakee

6 жыл бұрын

_coma_ woah you're like so cultured bro

@HRRRRRDRRRRR

6 жыл бұрын

GUYS! coma has heard of the most popular comics to have lived! Wow, he sure is cultured!

"What did you take??" "Heroin" "ARE YOU SERIOUS??!!" "jk lol" -comedian to the end, and that's what I respect about this man 😁

@Trevorc159

4 жыл бұрын

Ridikipickle Peckinpuff I have a feeling that part is made up. Comedians love to lie to make things funnier

@chrism45

3 жыл бұрын

@@Trevorc159 Yeah and probably the conversations with the doctor mostly.

@charlesfoutch1132

3 жыл бұрын

Did you notice they misspelled heroin?

@jasonc8241

2 жыл бұрын

@@Trevorc159 absolutely. Don’t think jk really was a thing that long ago

@symix.

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonc8241 jk was thing even 20 years ago bro...

He's not kidding, we had a party house and someone tried selling a bottle of ghb. When we figured out what it was we just took it from him so it didn't get used inappropriately. We divided up between the 6 of us to try and then poured the rest out. Holy shit it was like drinking 20 beers but not feeling bloated or uncomfortable. Somehow ended up at Walmart making sandwiches in the cold cuts section

@anonymousanonymous-tw3wm

4 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@matthewplizga1920

4 жыл бұрын

Jaw Lew Is cool don't forget it he's such a cool guy

@jacobkudrowich

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewplizga1920 so cool cause he robbed the guy of his ghb and got high off it like a mit head.

@pryingeyes1551

3 жыл бұрын

An Asian woman spiked my drink in Portland once. I don't know if she was after my empty wallet or an organ. She got me into a cab with her, but a drunk friend hopped in the car, and she left angrily. My next memory was waking up on my apartment floor with about 20 strangers in the living room. Edit: probably worth mentioning that I was also drunk and taking k-pins twice a day for PTSD. So I'm thankful that I did wake up at all, and with all my organs, I.D.s and credit cards to boot.

@prunehead

3 жыл бұрын

Well aren't you just an absolute arsehole

i didn't want his story to end

@sdry

9 жыл бұрын

It surely fucking felt like it

@asifmetal666

8 жыл бұрын

I was doing those shit back in 97!!! memory

@bennyrodriguez8788

8 жыл бұрын

Me 3

@drhoneybadger

6 жыл бұрын

He's a great speaker

@jerredstuart2992

6 жыл бұрын

I never want any of his stories to end

Man, I cringed when he said the parents came into the frame. That's almost worse then the actual overdose. The guilt and shame is SO BAD..."just disappointed" is like daggers in the eyes lol.

@bojan705

5 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at that point I snorted coke out thru my nostrills.

@Bravo-Too-Much

5 жыл бұрын

Only if you have good parents though

@breepetals3491

5 жыл бұрын

It really hits home when he said that when his dad said he was disappointed how to not tell him until he can breathe on his own

@yankydoodlepaddy613

4 жыл бұрын

Grow the fuck up

@lollol-qf2ls

4 жыл бұрын

That's how my parents were when they found out I smoked weed 😂😂😂

That same drug dealer spiked tom’s friend named Bert in his own house

@JW-zl5ju

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaa

@titorazo4910

4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin shafferrrr haha

@rasmussyrjala1370

4 жыл бұрын

Link to dat

@jexikavindictive

4 жыл бұрын

Ari? Lol

@Littlegoblinfatface

4 жыл бұрын

Jakson McLane dude, you are gay.

The bit should be called "How being fat saved my life"

@newthrash1221

4 жыл бұрын

Bongo Bob That would ruin the story and punchline.

@ridgeshepherd4746

4 жыл бұрын

That'd be better as his TED talk

@patientxero8853

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@patientxero8853

3 жыл бұрын

@john steel WTF... THIN PRIVELAGE IS A THING? SINCE WHEN!?

@easytoslip

3 жыл бұрын

Being male I'm sure helps. Can you imagine an obese, unshaven woman telling this story? She'd get absolutely destroyed by people online, not to mention probably booed off the stage lol

I see him and I think, BIKES!

@lubbucs546

8 жыл бұрын

Hold my pocket

@mahatmakanejeeves3706

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam Moody You in prison?

@mahatmakanejeeves3706

8 жыл бұрын

Danny Danko Um....was this book written for 6yr olds?

@samk5842

8 жыл бұрын

+Danny Danko What are you talking about?

@timmykkgb

7 жыл бұрын

Mahatma Kane Jeeves it's a Tom segura joke

leads me to think, i wonder how many awesome comedians out there have a story like this and died and never made it big to tell the tale.

@bemzen5240

6 жыл бұрын

Mitch Hedberg is probably the best example. He made it big but not at the right time.

@maumbu

6 жыл бұрын

bmgag19 all of them.

@BiG_SorD

5 жыл бұрын

Greg giraldo died from alcoholism he was super funny

@Turk_2023

5 жыл бұрын

@@BiG_SorD Patrice

@sallyho3000

5 жыл бұрын

Plenty.

Love Tom as a comedian but you can see how much he’s improved with he’s delivery and presence on the stage

@senseiii3986

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely. And his confidence is LEAGUES higher now and he looks great after losing so much weight. Segura is a G

Watching this for the first time ever, and apparently Tom has legit been one of the best story tellers. Clear spoken, relaxed and just funny

@winterblossom4446

2 жыл бұрын

you nailed it. its his extremely relaxed delivery. its dry or something. I love listening to him. Nothing is overdone. It just feel so smooth. One of my favorites

@reedusurrights2547

4 ай бұрын

Wayne?

You can tell Segura is a talented comic (among other reasons) because he artfully takes a story that was to him and would be anyone else very traumatic and full of negative emotions, and makes it genuinely funny. All in his timing and delivery.

@uenragedbro

Жыл бұрын

Tragedy+time=comedy

It all lead up to a fat joke...Toms a genius.

The gallon reminds me of the skit from WKUK gallon of PCP

@JohnKerns91

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't even know that came in liquid form.

@MrRomero00

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnKerns91 I didn't know it came in any other form lmaoo

@zachbrown8421

4 жыл бұрын

JKerns Science!

@deathhzrd

2 жыл бұрын

How long has she been dead Oh about 4 What years ago? PM

That sudden HUGH gets me everytime

joey diaz chilling in the back

@JP-bc8zc

4 жыл бұрын

WHERE!?

@DarthSpringsteen

4 жыл бұрын

@@JP-bc8zc 4:00

@MichaelVitello

4 жыл бұрын

He blends in you can’t really see him

@josephblanchard6248

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo I see him now 😂. But how and/or why did you even notice him in the first place...

@josephblanchard6248

4 жыл бұрын

@@JP-bc8zc he's camouflaged in the dark area, which makes it look like he's standing in the doorway. But you probably won't even notice him until he just randomly moves really quick for a second tho. So just stare @ the dark square-looking area that's located near like the back left until he moves, and then you'll notice him tbh lol.

this is a GHB commercial

@ZeranZeran

5 жыл бұрын

WHY DOESN'T WALMART SELL IT? GOD DAMN IT

@jameskushman9165

5 жыл бұрын

Uncle Joey calls it GSP,lul!!!

@majidminhas8954

5 жыл бұрын

Georgia Home Boy!

@-Siculus-Hort-

5 жыл бұрын

I love GHB!!! GHB IIIZZZZ THE BEST! I am 40!

@-Siculus-Hort-

5 жыл бұрын

@@majidminhas8954 YES! YES! GEORGIA HOME BOY! I AM SO EXCITED! I love it!

I don’t understand how he just took drugs without even knowing what they do, THATS why his dad was disappointed lol

@Azzy5k

3 жыл бұрын

I mean to be fair a lot of drugs you cant even explain till someone trys them like acid is literally impossible to explain to someone what taking acid is like without that person taking acid because they have not experienced it

@sharibyaku

3 жыл бұрын

It’s called drugs babey. Welcome to the party

@gonzodelphiki2083

3 жыл бұрын

I think you're misinterpreting things a bit

@DyslexicSolMusic

2 жыл бұрын

That's what all teens and young adults do, and it's why I ain't having no kids.

@maui1526

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a bit late to the party here, but in this case, he had taken GHB before, knew its affects and what to expect, and then purchased what was called GHB, but turned out to be a mixture of other chemicals, its not that he didn't know what the drugs did, its that he didn't know the drugs were mislabeled and thus took a serious amount of some drug-cocktail and overdosed,

That “jk” made it so I couldn’t breathe hahaha

"That's why I still haven't lost the weight you guys" *dead*

this was so original, it wasn't just trying to get to the punch line, it was probably the best stories i have ever heard by a stand up comedian and it was hilarious.

@FuckitnFightit

10 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers

10 жыл бұрын

You must never listen to podcasts put on by comedians, which is sort of the new thing now well at least several comedians join Podcast networks like Earwolf, Deathsquad, Toadhop, Nerdist all of which have many shows run by comedians.

@codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers

10 жыл бұрын

Cody Price im just saying if you like stories like this video shows. Then podcasts are pretty much comedians shooting the shit telling stories.

@JeffWarren47

3 жыл бұрын

@@codypriceKZreadAddednumbers 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LIKE. (Watch the Time Traveler set first) kzread.info

@toriamari649

Жыл бұрын

You need to listen to the comedian on his dad stealing from him

I love Tom’s delivery. He’s such a great storyteller. Hard subject, but he still crushes it. “What’s up everybody?!?!” LOL

Even after 6 years.... watching it multiple times.... This always makes me laugh.

Tom's one of my favorite comedians. He's sooooo fucking funny

@devilmademe8487

7 жыл бұрын

Tyler Jaynes I love him and his wife podcast I just found it like two weeks ago lol like where have I been

@WavyNavy1

7 жыл бұрын

Johnathon Wiseman God, you missed so much shit on their podcast lol.

I've noticed comedians take a lot of drugs.

@DrewberTravels

8 жыл бұрын

There are studies that say that intelligent people are more likely to take drugs.

@thedukeofallsaiyans1369

8 жыл бұрын

comedians use them to numb, historically they're very depressed

@tjray7788

8 жыл бұрын

Drugs are great, with the exception of heroine , crack, meth, and a variety of prescription pills. I think most people take them to have a good fucking time, people drink when they are depressed, they don't do drugs (yes I know alcohol is a drug)

@AmazingAutist

7 жыл бұрын

+D. Barton Sure. Right. Uhuh.

@MrTwatwaffle007

7 жыл бұрын

Patrick Bertlein A lot of comics are gifted with knowing how to read between the lines and not believing the bullshit that others spew to cover certain things up that are otherwise shitty intentions to others. Being a comedian is kinda the same lifestyle of being a rockstar. It's drugs sex and comedy- rather than drugs sex and rock and roll, the two mix perfectly ( see what I did there. Lol. Yea- I'm gonna go drink bleach.)

I wonder if Ari knew one day he'd be spiking fellow comedians drinks with highly illegal drugs at this point in his life.

@michaelmelro6641

4 жыл бұрын

@Harry Peterson The Hemorrhoids will finish him off before he reaches the end of that downward spiral.

@Teepkicks

4 жыл бұрын

Harry Peterson well he just ruined his whole career just last week lol

@MS-ti6fy

4 жыл бұрын

"Highly illegal drugs" lol do you hear how much of a bitch you sound like

@whispersmith

4 жыл бұрын

Who?

@mopnem

4 жыл бұрын

Dudes not even that funny soo, I mean even here saying “the best part was when he called u fat” just a lame addition to an otherwise good “set”

"just disappointed..." That's THE WORST 😭

5:58 He walked back into the bar as Richard Pryor?

@tiredofyourtakes

6 жыл бұрын

TenTonNuke lmao nailed it

@willknight4105

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhahahahha exactly right

@kodapeppermint3242

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, pretty much

@crummdog8125

4 жыл бұрын

Well played sir 👍🏻

@CSUGTV

4 жыл бұрын

I just so happened to be reading this comment just as he got to this part lmao

flawless delivery

This story is one of the best stories I’ve ever heard 😂😂

@ericdonalson7276

4 жыл бұрын

Overdoses are the shit!!

I just wanted to say thank you. You have given me the strength and confidence to keep all of my excess fat. Even though I don’t do drugs… yet!

This is still my favorite of all the stories on this series.

@redrum41987

9 жыл бұрын

Same here

@skunkusmunkus9385

6 жыл бұрын

Mexicans got on boots.

@ethanschafer4684

5 жыл бұрын

“Hot chocolate” the Aaron berg story is pretty damn funny

@RantTherapist

5 жыл бұрын

Mexicans got on boots is still my favorite. But this is also good.

@DSleezy117

5 жыл бұрын

This or Stanhope's

Powerful Tom Segura

This shit gave me hella PTSD of my College days... this same story happened to so many of us too many time.. and we never learned from our mistakes.

@francismuir9313

4 жыл бұрын

LOL nice account

It's amazing how he looks so much healthier now, being home because of the pandy. Even after his injury. So happy for him.

Joey Diaz peers ominously through the crowd from the back of the room @ 4:00

@kevinm3180

5 жыл бұрын

LIKE A DOCTAH

@nickchavez555

4 жыл бұрын

Watched this like 5 times and never noticed that till this comment

@theomarzorati1353

3 жыл бұрын

Wow I’ve watched this like literally 30 times ands I never saw that

@jakecovert2528

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SUP KANE

@rageblanket2139

8 жыл бұрын

+Heyden Leekley SUP D

@TOONAMAX

7 жыл бұрын

Heyden Leekley lmao

@gr1nder07

7 жыл бұрын

Heyden Leekley Sup D....you?

@jberczi6

5 жыл бұрын

Sup d

@Lord.Smith.the.first.

5 жыл бұрын

Heyden Leekley hey

I barely found out about this dude today and he is hilarious.

Crazy this was my first time ever seeing/hearing Tom Segura

Man, he's good on stage.

@ryandunnlives

5 жыл бұрын

Too bad he's not that good in bed.

Tom's Delivery is allways spot-on. his awkward humor is great.

I’ve heard this story at least 3 times and keep coming back. Tom is such a talented storyteller!

“So I was playing basketball wit Bert..”

I bet segura would be pretty cool to chill with.

@the5stacys

4 жыл бұрын

Nope.

@minifridge8315

4 жыл бұрын

Nah

@Welcome-oj4qs

4 жыл бұрын

No way

@Boonses

4 жыл бұрын

Shut the fuck up

9 shots of GHB makes your jeans low and loose

@deltaninjadrm

5 жыл бұрын

9 shots of GHB kills you

@crazyjoedavola5430

4 жыл бұрын

Haha....

@Notmynews

4 жыл бұрын

Lyzone glad we have you to clear that up for us.

@jasrob009

4 жыл бұрын

2 shots of ghb will fuck you up like polio.

@zachpayne3682

4 жыл бұрын

Rape jokes

Dreams are made in your drug dealers car. That statement is perfect.

I really enjoy they way yall incorporate your own experiences with drug addiction to bring awareness to the reality of how addiction. It can happen to anyone and that being an addict is exaggerated to some degree. Like any stereotype its pretty much on point when it comes to the long-term affects that come with being a substance abuser. In the end yes drugs literally take control of your life and completely alter personalities in the worst possible way that can be unrecognizable. Being a prisoner in your own body something that can't be describe

I can't believe this is SIX YEARS ago already. Tommy boy looks better today than he did back then

@zoezzzarko1117

2 жыл бұрын

8 years later now... and even better

I wish he had more stand up!

@yesthisisshi

8 жыл бұрын

+EllieJayden he has three albums on spotify my man

@bkr1895

8 жыл бұрын

+EllieJayden He has a new one on Netflix that just came out

@EllieJayden

8 жыл бұрын

Vladimir Lenin I watched it last night :D it was great!

@ValladaoMateus

8 жыл бұрын

+EllieJayden Bikes.

@SODTAOE

8 жыл бұрын

+Konsboni TV keep those jeans high and tight

You could legally buy GHB at GNC back in the late 90s. It was called blue lighting and/or blue nitro and bodybuilders would mix a cap full of blue lighting into a drink and the "stuff' would relax the muscles. It was eventually taken off the shelves.

4:01 UNCLE JOEY SPOTTED IN THE BACKGROUND LURKING. TREMENDOUS.

He's really good at storytelling and jokes. Very great at how to form it and I can visual everything by his words. Crazy. Keep making jokes man!

I lost my shit when he made the vomiting noise hahahahah

@choloeseguay

7 жыл бұрын

ZynovFTW dude me too, to the point my sides were in pain.

@dougferguson6876

5 жыл бұрын

Same as both of you

You can see glimmers of what he is now in this set. His act is so much more dynamic now.

We have ALL been there at different times! Your honesty is awesome!!!

I wanted to cry a little when he mentioned his parents.. so funny but also we can all relate a little

Fantastic story, well told.

I like that Tom is the one holding a camera in the opening bit.

Favorite parts: The whole time Tom Segura talked, and when Ari stopped talking and was never on stage.

My husband and I love watching this guy. He's so funny

The dubstep at the beginning really sets ya up for a boot knockin LOL time

The coke and heroin was probably from the E-pill.

@dustindurham2062

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah someone already said the same thing

@mosluggo1

4 жыл бұрын

thats a myth and makes no sense- they would lose money doing that

@dustindurham2062

4 жыл бұрын

R Kelly yeah lmao why put H in a X pill anyway?😂 2 completely different highs

@kreammaxo6706

4 жыл бұрын

@@mosluggo1 they would lose more money putting it in GHB tho

@HillbillyCannabis

4 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY what I said

Funny... But, do not EVER lie to your EMTs or emergency room team about what you took. 1. They probably know already and, 2 If they don't, and you lie, you could be dead really soon.

@brandonknable7890

5 жыл бұрын

Facts man

@cheyennejane6395

4 жыл бұрын

What if u want that

@kingofgrim4761

4 жыл бұрын

Cheyenne Jane then you need to go to the hospital anyway since you have suicidal thoughts

@cheyennejane6395

4 жыл бұрын

@@kingofgrim4761 I wasn't saying me but my mother does it all. The time

@ValCronin

4 жыл бұрын

Ehh, they dont have specialized antidotes for ghb, heroin, alcohol, etc. Downers all have a similar effect and treatment, as do uppers. Of course you're right you shouldnt lie, but in most cases if you just say 'uppers' or 'downers', they'll know how to treat you.

"So as I'm like 'huuuu huu' I'm also like HUEAH"

Superb set!

Brilliant story teller I could listen to this guys OD stories all day long

That was my favorite set on the whole series so far.

wish this was around way before it is now would love to hear George Carlin tell a "this is not happening" story

@youngjiggymf1704

3 жыл бұрын

Or Patrice O’Neal, either of them would’ve been fire

The introductory music prepares my mind and body for the epic comedy that is to come.

Love this guy to pieces!! 👏👏

I casually come back and watch this video every so often and laugh hysterically. I then repeat 3 months later. Strong suggest.

Keep pressing 5 over and over again to hear Tom say "Akada Shrink. Akada Shrink. Akada Shrink." I have way too much time.

I love Tom Segura so much! I cant wait till I see him live

@mt-fh9yd

3 жыл бұрын

*see him alive

@harima7757

3 жыл бұрын

@@mt-fh9yd ?

@mt-fh9yd

3 жыл бұрын

because he almost died and you said you want to see him "live" so i made the pun "alive"

@harima7757

3 жыл бұрын

@@mt-fh9yd But how do you know what he said is real? He is an entertainer.

@harima7757

3 жыл бұрын

@@mt-fh9yd you too old to believe everything man.

"(Unintengible sounds of confirmation)" Is such a mood

Great story. I’ve never seen Toms comedy before. Touching and funny.🤣👍

Tom’s improves so much as a comedian since this...wow

Tom being relatable in a brooks brothers polo and a Rolex.

I cried so hard laughing at this. Tom is a fuckin' boss

I can actually relate because I myself almost OD'ed on GHB when I mixed it with alcohol (and cocaine).

@alangmar4334

4 жыл бұрын

Darwin award winner in the making lol

@ashleyharrington8405

4 жыл бұрын

Weird flex but ok...

@christianburruel8712

4 жыл бұрын

Almost died when I candy flipped after a night of 3 grams of white and almost a liter of gin x.z

@SHACOBES123

4 жыл бұрын

Mixing drugs is fun

You can really see how far he's come as a comic just since 2013

I know dads are a myth as many people hear about them but know nothing about them, but anyone who’s lucky enough to have a father. If you’re told they’re disappointed but you’re father it’s almost like a knife to the heart.

One of the most unknown underrated comics out there. Truly a hilarious dude

Tom Segura is a gift to humanity. Along with Bert. Love these guys together. No better Duo

I love Tom Segura. He is great

one of the best parts / stories.....like it a lot....shout out

Man Tom's a straight killer, I love his style

That’s crazy. I’m glad Tom is in the place he is in now. I love hearing people’s truths/secrets. It’s more powerful than we think given an audience

I keep coming back to this video ITS SO GOOD

Pretty lucky to be alive. Dude made that Witches Brew. Had me rolling. Was fun to watch. Great video

WATER & PERSONALITY CHAMP!!

Tom is legit the funniest man alive

This was amazing!!

Toms timing And delivery is super original and classic

I can tell you where not to go. Anywhere they film the first 48.

@MegaThrasher95

6 жыл бұрын

Richard Dudman That shit happened on Monday; it's Wednesday now.

@connman8d617

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, dat's Crickett right there!

@sen-te8oq

5 жыл бұрын

Well we were talkin to Na'mean? And he said you were at the 7 11

@SHAMBALLIN78

5 жыл бұрын

Lololol

@gtoctane

4 жыл бұрын

Yo IVE BEEN HERE A MINUTE!!!