People make fun of Tim Vine. You try writing ten original puns a day until you have an hours worth, trying them out, chucking out half of them and writing new ones until you have a tight hour. The man deserves a medal!

@DomenBremecXCVI

5 жыл бұрын

Judging by his fast-talking skills, he probably does double that.

@Exodyr

5 жыл бұрын

you do realise comedians reuse their jokes right?

@smoog

5 жыл бұрын

I once tried writing 10 funny puns to make people laugh. But when I tried them out on an audience, no pun in ten did.

@davidrobert1948

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah you are spot on, one liners are probably the hardest sketches to do, imagine how hoard it is to write and remember all that material.

@philtate1029

4 жыл бұрын

@@smoog I'd encourage you but something clearly went pundamentally wrong.

Same old jokes but the delivery always makes them worth watching, the man is a true craftsman.

The crowd love it when a proper comedian comes on. Vine is excellent!

The phone contract gag was killer.

I I love the chicken-proof lawn joke, gonna tell it to my mum 😂

Terrible jokes are the best they made us laugh when we where kids and they make us laugh when we get older ..... Tim is the master of this kind of stand up no one can match him

@SquirrelNutkins

2 жыл бұрын

Cough. Milton Jones. On a par.

That window wiper joke is amazing.

@SPEXWISE

4 жыл бұрын

I worked in a trampoline factory, it had it's ups and downs.

@niwempleh

4 жыл бұрын

I'm wishy washy on that one!

@zunjuu

3 жыл бұрын

How does he even come up with things like that. It's not something you can write down as an act. He is a genius.

4 minutes of tim vine is better than an hour with john bore bishop

@cptskellern

8 жыл бұрын

+betover68 Yep!! So true .

@trickstaboy

8 жыл бұрын

+betover68 more word's in 4 minutes too.

@rickparker1582

6 жыл бұрын

John Bishop is the only person who thinks he is humourous. Tim Vine shits all over him.

@Unknown-gf6mk

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@bigron766

5 жыл бұрын

True

Always great for a laugh. Loved the windscreen-wiper.

@cptskellern

8 жыл бұрын

+Poppen Hahaha! Me an all :D

If ever there was an example of the billing being the wrong way round!!

One England's finest comedians.

I bought a fan, at a bargain price it blew me away.

@santajimi

3 жыл бұрын

That must have been fantastic.

Tim vine is an absolute genius! I haven’t stopped laughing at the last one before the next one is delivered! His style is tailor made for me👌🤣

Some people are just naturally funny and some force it for tim it comes so naturally

Good clean honest comedy

Hilarious genius . There’s only one Tim Vine ! I’m I’m stitches and rather moist ! Loved ‘ the rough patch ‘ and the rest of it . Never fails to make me howl !

Bloody love him.

I've often wondered if the Titanic would still have sunk if it had hit a different type of lettuce...

@vmm5163

4 жыл бұрын

Haha 😆

@stevehigton5167

3 жыл бұрын

...Tim could take a leaf from your book and tell jokes on the 'webb !!

@honordefon610

3 жыл бұрын

Of cos it would....

@citizenpb

3 жыл бұрын

Goog gag. A little gem in fact.

@filevans

17 күн бұрын

Iceberg lettuce! yeah! hahahahaha (fake laugh)

"soya chunks" "you shouldn't have been looking"

Absolute GENIUS. Along with Gervais,Mack,Tim Vine is one of my faves.

@honordefon610

3 жыл бұрын

Who is Gervais Mack,,,,,??? That not just a joke it's an M&S joke....

@MJMS88

3 жыл бұрын

@@honordefon610 Ricky Gervais and Lee Mack.

Now this is an appreciative crowd :)

I love Tim vine he is the man!

Wonderful 🎉🎉🎉🎉

It is like he got the job of cleaning the shithouse of comedy...and is relishing every minute of it with pride and passion. Bravo, bravo

Clean jokes but always funny. It's the way he tells them.

His act is rapid fire dad jokes.

Love Tim Vine!

Just a brilliant man

The guy is a genius

Great stuff

Legend

Second part of that was liquid comedy..

I Always wanted to be a train driver, but I couldn't get on the right tracks. I also wanted to be a doctor, but I didnt have the patience.

God it's terrible but I love it

@stoolpigeon4285

5 жыл бұрын

it's not terrible- it's very clever

@honordefon610

3 жыл бұрын

If something makes you smile It's not terrible...

Love Tim vine

Old stool. Love it.

The difference between Tim Vine and the “other” cult comedians is that without using crude language he can reduce the audience to tears - excellent.

@petergilbert7106

2 жыл бұрын

Perhaps you didn't see him on taskmaster when he used the C word. Crikey.

@SquirrelNutkins

2 жыл бұрын

@@petergilbert7106 I was about to say the exact same thing!

My favourite British stand-up comedian. And good English practice for me, because he's so fast, and uses British idioms (I'm Finnish), he's full of it. My tendency is to like the language jokes - so my Finnish favourite is Ismo Leikola. He's done some stand-up in English in UK, and other Anglophone countries, now mainly in USA.

The king of dad jokes

This guy is great.

I want to see Tim on Mock the week.

@AndRewUK24

5 жыл бұрын

Milton Jones is good as Tim

@stoolpigeon4285

5 жыл бұрын

Why ruin talent on that garbage

@honordefon610

3 жыл бұрын

@@AndRewUK24 Copy of chicken...egg who came first

If Tim were in a soap opera, nobody would be able stop lathering.

@stoolpigeon4285

5 жыл бұрын

doesn't work

@honordefon610

3 жыл бұрын

Is your dogs leg sick... Because you can't spell

I like that little dance he does after delivering a punchline! Its like that old american tv commercial advertising fig newton's!

@cefngwyn

4 жыл бұрын

Tim himself says that little move "improves the quality of the last joke." The man's an absolute legend.

I think he is a bit of a genius.

Genius

brilliant

TIM VINE IS SO MUCH FUNNIER THAN THE OTHER FAMOUS STAND UPS…..UP THERE WITH PETER KAY AND STU FRANCIS.

King of Dad jokes

@tommillard4193

4 жыл бұрын

So much better than Jimmy car he's just a twat

Chess joke was quality 😂

His young santa claus sounds like Ricky Gervais

The window wiper joke, holy shit

Can't stop laughing.... hahahhahahaaaaa

First time I saw him was as a contestant on Taskmaster. Watched lots of his clips since. some groaners but some very clever wordplay indeed.

I haven't got a wife XD

He just needs to catch you with one funny line, then you can't stop laughing at the rest.

They laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh - nuff sed!

Brilliant comedy

0:44 Pay As You Go phone

😂😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😄

Very funny bloke 😁

Jeremy vine’s brother

3:34 it's shift work 🤣

Brilliant. I wish he would go slower so the jokes last longer

Sooooo bad. So good.

Tommy Copper reincarnated

@Isleofskye

6 жыл бұрын

No ! Tim is a Comedian :)

Soya chunks!!

angry vine leaves greek restaurant.

Exit signs ..they’re on the way out aren’t they, Velcro what a rip off ..c’mon. Parachuting is the scariest thing I have ever ever refused to do. Some of my favourites.

Did you hear about the guy who rode a horse through a flaming loop? His name was Medieval Knievel

@magnetictheory

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe you should change "guy" to "knight". Horses aren't exclusive to the Middle Ages, but even then it's a shit joke.

@gavinjaques2117

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao here. Sheer brilliance🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A one liner I made up entirely myself: "I knew this doctor from medieval times who was always stealing things. He had a terrible case of plague-iarism"

I think the only reason John Bishop got a show is because middle aged wives fancied him. Never made me laugh once.,, Tim vine is awesome though!

I thought that I might try to write a Vine-like one-liner. It's not easy. I did just hear somebody use the expression 'squeaky clean' on another KZread video so here goes: I wanted to watch an X-rated film about mice - but the only ones I found were all squeaky clean! No good, eh? Won't be pursuing gag-writing as a source of income, then.

I don't get it.

@sksh21

8 жыл бұрын

+Troy Martinez You're fuckin stupid broo

@0wls2k

8 жыл бұрын

+Troy Martinez from your missus?

@50ShadesOfEndo

6 жыл бұрын

What's not to get?

@jasbirjassi5306

6 жыл бұрын

Troy Martinez don't get

My Tim Vine Joke: Whenever I Daydream, I always think of Sat Navs. I'm always Garmin out.

He's so funny, but clearly very very depressed

He’s a funny guy but he’d be more funny if he didn’t re use half of his pun jokes with every show

About as funny as income tax

@Aritro77

5 жыл бұрын

Bahaha "income tax"

@vmm5163

4 жыл бұрын

Better change your user name then

Genius