"I hope that's a melted Tootsie Roll" hahahahahahahhahaha

Junk drawers could have some kind of ancient artifact from an extinct civilization lol

@jordanhendrix2619

4 ай бұрын

They could be an ancient artifact from an extinct civilization 😂

@revelationakagoldeneagle8045

4 ай бұрын

Don't they all? 😊✌️

@czntrm

3 ай бұрын

Dang! That Gameboy cartridge. That's from a lost civilization for sure! Simpler times.

You know its going to be a good day when Tim Hawkins posts

The dude can make a junk drawer into a hit song!! His genius is in the junk drawer too!!! The best of all time Timmy!!

So funny, so relatable.

Love this song. He's got mean skills with the guitar.

Specifically the kitchen junk drawer 😂

When i was really young, my grandparents had a whole junk room plus a junk drawer in the kitchen 😂

@VoiceAndPianoByChristaFord

4 ай бұрын

Hey, my parents did too! A full junk room and a couple junk drawers!

That's all he's got? Musta just moved in! Let me tell you about a REAL junk drawer, that would be a 20 minute long song!

@czntrm

3 ай бұрын

And just ONE junk drawer? Yeah, he hasn't lived there long. I'm up to 3; kitchen, hall closet, and my desk. 😂

i love when your own songs make you laugh! hahahaha

The only reason I don’t have a junk drawer is because I’m THAT disorganized xD

I love Tim Hawkins comedy, he is so funny! :)

Sell that Gameboy cartridge!! 😂

@Windowseat1998..

Ай бұрын

Right! It has more dust than the sands of Egypt.😂😂😂

We've got like six of them. 3 in the kitchen and 3 in the bureau in the foyer. My wife is a hoarder what can I say...

@GiraffeNana

Ай бұрын

@timcotrell9753, I think most families have one. Mine is my Beloved Joe, I'm a bit of a packrat, but I think seeing his closet, truck and room(I had to move out of the bedroom 😂) converted me!

Tim, this is brilliant. At least I know it's not just me (or my parents).🤣

😂 Why is all of that so trueeeeee!??!?!?

All I can say is "yes and amen!"😅

So so talented we gotta clone him or something!!!

bread ties and ketchup packs. He's been in my kitchen!

Nailed it again Tim❤😂

Tim Hawkins is just too good and funny 😄

We’ve all got one. Lol

I’m just looking in my junk drawer right when this song came on 😂😂

What did he say at 1:33 after remote control? lol I missed the joke.

@johnnaappleseed9844

5 ай бұрын

I hope that’s a melted tootsie roll 😂

Most realistic song I ever heard😂😂

No one is talking about how this song is Dueling Banjos with lyrics. On a first listen, I didn’t notice until he got to the end.

Awesome 😂!

We once had a junk drawer that was haunted.😊

@mosart7025

3 ай бұрын

A poltergeist to give a tour... in your junk drawer?

@duaneburris7ate9

3 ай бұрын

@@mosart7025 small tour... No snack bar. 😊 Always intriguing.

@mosart7025

3 ай бұрын

@@duaneburris7ate9 😱 if your junk drawer has some candy that would come in very handy. (I was hoping to rythme like Tim, but I'm not near as good as him.)

He forgot buttons, box of matches, broken crayons, pencil sharpener without blades, coupon to blockbuster and broken birthday candle.

Wait, a GameBoy memory card? That could be worth something!

Brilliant 😂

You are a cool dude love you skits. 🙏🏼👍🏻🇺🇸

You rock

Such truth. Haha

Heeeeelarious and teaux true!

Nice! :)

everything

@karinecarde1254

5 ай бұрын

No tennis racket strings for me 😊. I draw the line there 🤪

@rl_danny

5 ай бұрын

@@karinecarde1254 No tennis strings?! How could you live without tennis?? 🤪

😂😂😂

Hi Tim. Do you do essential oils Tim

@st0ryt3ll3r8

5 ай бұрын

Whatever essential oils Chick-fil-A is using? Yeah. I’m using those!

Why won't this work in YT Music, Mr. Hawkins? Please toggle the switch so it plays in my playlist.

When you have ADHD every drawer is a junk drawer.

Lyrics: 
Canadian coins and a birthday candle
An Allen wrench and a suitcase handle
Fourteen pens that don't work
A new notecard and a button from a shirt
An old antenna, rubber band, and a knob from an unknown door

In the junk drawer
They're in the kitchen junk drawer
You know I'm a'wishin' I knew where all of this a'came from
Or what we need it for
Pictures of children we don't know
Coupons to places we don't go
And collars from old pets
That ain't alive no more
In the junk drawer

Twisty ties and ketchup packets
A broken string from a tennis racket
Outlet covers, batteries
And ticket stubs from Chuck E. Cheese
An old cordless phone
And an old phoneless cord 
In the junk drawer
They're in the kitchen junk drawer
You know I'm a'wishin' I knew where all of this a'came from
Or what we need it for
Keys to a car we sold last year
A red beer koozie and we don't drink beer
And a friendship bracelet from somebody
I don't like no more
In the junk drawer

G.I. Joes and Barbie parts
Milk jug rings and Nerf gun darts
A garage door opener remote control
I hope that's a melted Tootsie Roll
An airplane made of balsa wood
"Don't throw it out! It's still good!"
But I'd like to throw it all in the fire
And then we could make s'mores

From the junk drawer
They're in the kitchen junk drawer
You know I'm a'wishin
Well, there's a gameboy memory card from 1994
Post-It notes, an AC adapter
Super glue and Grandma's clapper
An empty roll of duct tape
And a rotten apple core
In the junk drawer In the junk drawer

@LeahDykema

2 ай бұрын

Figured others like myself would like to be able to read along with him :)

Where's this full routine?!

@cadebraaten687

4 ай бұрын

10-15 years late my friend

@cadebraaten687

4 ай бұрын

10-15 years late my friend

Hmm... I was the 666th like on this video. I'm trying to decide if I should take it back. Quick, somebody else like it please!

@dagman85

4 ай бұрын

Whew! Thanks for bailing me out, whoever that was!