Bert getting called out for repeating stories, by Howie…is priceless.

@eldenring9428

Жыл бұрын

Howie's a tuff interview takes no BS lmao.

@brittoncoursey5142

Жыл бұрын

​@@eldenring9428 and Bert's arguably the worst interviewer lol.

@jasonwinterton9369

Жыл бұрын

Why is Bert so fat can anybody tell me that

@Viralclipmedia

Жыл бұрын

@@brittoncoursey5142he’s just drunk 24/7 tht even when he’s sober (if he’s sober here) he just acts and rants like a drunk it’s horrible I get enough of it from my girlfriend

We will NEVER forget Howie. FAMILY.

@Swainhammer13

Жыл бұрын

Family family family.

@zombiejock

Жыл бұрын

FLOCKA

@tmpttf4396

Жыл бұрын

family

@Ehf34

Жыл бұрын

What do we do about it?

@xpezxxstreamx

Жыл бұрын

My friend Neil bent over and this happened.

“He’s not well read. He’s just in a room where people are reading!” -Howie summarizing Bert’s life in one simple statement 😹

@allnovieveryday

Жыл бұрын

Burt didn't even get it was a dig

@jasonwinterton9369

Жыл бұрын

@@allnovieveryday Brent doesn't listen

@stenerline

Жыл бұрын

Brert is not a smart man

@briandziengel6211

Жыл бұрын

I knew Brent wouldn't catch that as soon as I heard it. Super funny and real line.

@stenerline

Жыл бұрын

His level of learning is worse than my 7 year old, but it adds credibility to hos college stories

It's crazy that Howie is way more in tune with what the listeners want to hear than Bart who has been doing this for so long

@jasonwinterton9369

Жыл бұрын

It's because he doesn't drink Like it says last day on Earth

Brent's new special "HAVE I TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE?" coming out the next time you start talking to him. 😂

@ruxtonau

Жыл бұрын

"HAVE I... *SQUEAL*.. TOLD YOU AHAHAHA THIS BE *SQUEALHAHA* FORE?"

@commaJim

Жыл бұрын

Honestly good name for a special haha

@DelayedPenalty

Жыл бұрын

All recycled bits from his other specials.

@georgieboy_htown4eva4eva

Жыл бұрын

Bart has revealed everything

When Bert wheezes, he sounds like when you pinch the tip of the balloon and let the air out

@hatcha6639

Жыл бұрын

More like a mosquito flying in/out from your ear

@Dudemandude007

Жыл бұрын

lmaooo

@commaJim

Жыл бұрын

Lol that's a very apt description

@bryan_turner

Жыл бұрын

I never thought about this and now this is all I'll ever hear. 🤣🤣🤣

@cornbredx

Жыл бұрын

Its called Squee-ing. It's not a wheeze. There is a word for it. You're welcome.

That moment around 1:09:59 of howie looking around in sheer, genuine terror as Bert probes his body for the sticky thing is one of the greatest moments in this shows history.

@dannybaxter4710

Жыл бұрын

Must have been a pine needle and some pine sap got on his skin.

Bert starting 6 different stories in the first 5 minutes and Howie getting absolutely lost at the "sticky spot" story had me crackin up. Great episode.

I LOVE that howie is calling out berts bull crap

@bobsondugnutt5688

Жыл бұрын

Hearing the story about how Bert orders food for everyone without asking what anyone wants, and then immediately saying "is that how you have sex with your wife?" was on point. And then Bert's dumb ass confirms it LMAO. Least self-aware person alive

I love that H3 gave him the confidence to be proud of the prolapse

@mbryant4525

Жыл бұрын

Family

@PatSmith-eu3ig

Жыл бұрын

@@mbryant4525 you humans are the worst

@taylordial9107

Жыл бұрын

Family

@mikonnn

Жыл бұрын

Family

@bespinguard449

Жыл бұрын

Family

I love that Howie just calls everyone out.

Howie managed Burt so deftly. Called out his outrageous behavior, but kept things rolling constantly. Such a great cohost.

tom has been losing a scary amount of weight he’s almost unrecognizable in this episode

@irongoatgaming9966

Жыл бұрын

That's not Tom, it's Howie Mandel. It surprised me too at first...

@shoka_01

Жыл бұрын

@@irongoatgaming9966 that’s….that’s the joke….

@irongoatgaming9966

Жыл бұрын

Adam seemed genuinely concerned for Tom. I just wanted to Reassure him...

@BrandonBrown-wl3xy

Жыл бұрын

And he can absolutely pull off those glasses !! Who knew?

Howie is the GOAT! He looks younger than Brent despite being over 15 years older than him 😂

@afrobobby

Жыл бұрын

That's the power of handsoap

@Ottophil

Жыл бұрын

Touching your face makes you age faster than touching nothing

@ruxtonau

Жыл бұрын

amazing what drinking does ;P

@neighborbruce

Жыл бұрын

15 years? Holy shit lol

@Js-hu5cm

Жыл бұрын

Bert definitely looks older than howie

wow lee Ann did a great job with both of the new studios . this is what i always imagined a 2 bears studio to be

@megabosscross9542

Жыл бұрын

She’s got better taste than Tim and Kristin that’s for sure

@jasonwinterton9369

Жыл бұрын

Ennie's studios looked better than the one right now toms tested sucks Makes him in his wife look Terrible

Their chemistry is the best, i appriciate this episode way more than i expected to

Sometimes you forget , Howie is actually funny as hell

@MortimerJones99

Жыл бұрын

Network tv will do that to you

@zap4264

Жыл бұрын

Spoken like someone who doesnt know anything about Howie

@CrashRacknShoot

Жыл бұрын

​@@zap4264 lol the fucks that even supposed to mean?

@RatEmperor

Жыл бұрын

@@zap4264 I know nothing about him except he’s an agt host

@BrandonBrown-wl3xy

Жыл бұрын

​@@RatEmperor that's a damn shame cause that's a super watered down molded for mid week family friendly American primetime television... So basically it's trash... But I won't bash the guy for getting that bag I'm sure AGT fkn PAYS!! But you should definitely check out more of HOWIE dude, you're missing out on a true comedy legend. I don't know how anyone could "forget he's funny" like the original poster unless they're basically in your camp and haven't really experienced the true HOWIE Mandel. Hopefully you do my friend. He's also wayyyyy funnier than Bert. I'd put him on the same level as Tom tbh.

always loved howie, but just recently watched him on some podcast that had a host with the biggest hands iv ever seen who’s an even bigger jeff dunham fan. definitely brought my attention back to howie even started watching his podcast. keep up the great work howie!

Howie was a hilarious guest. He had me dying the whole episode. God bless that prolapse story.

@BrandonBrown-wl3xy

Жыл бұрын

It's wild how many people in comments are sleeping on Howie... Y'all need to start getting in on the legend of comedy that is Howie Mandel! He's awesome!! Wayy funnier than Bert. On the same level as Tom.

I love how Howie just jabs at Bert it's wonderful

Bert and Howie play of each other so well.

@cornbredx

Жыл бұрын

Bert is best in conversation when he talks to other people that will talk also over him.

@jasonwinterton9369

Жыл бұрын

@@cornbredx Howie and Bert would make a better 2 bears 1 cave This should be 2 bears 1 cave

You know Bert’s drinking again when he screams at the top of his lungs after every punchline

@LeaveAhNah

Жыл бұрын

And as red as cherry kool-aid

@mrs.h2725

Жыл бұрын

If ppl can’t tell he’s a raging alcoholic from that thumbnail alone, I’m worried for them 😂

@andy2069

Жыл бұрын

Punchline?

Howie telling his haircut story before Brent got to his haircut story is awesome.

Howie putting burnt in his place is forever legendary

Bront's mentality of "but I like it" explains him singularly

We will never forget Howard Mandel. Forever family

have really enjoyed Howie being a part of the podcast community, love his off-TV personality

@roshhashanah4405

Жыл бұрын

Exactlyyyy! He’s still on point and entertaining but he’s so loose!

Thank you Howie, for being the adult in that episode

Howie getting disgusted with Bert near the end was hysterical 😂

I would love for a Bert & Howie podcast. They're amazing and hilarious together 🤣

@tommygunz7113

Жыл бұрын

Howie said it, "Two Cunts 1 cave" haha

This podcast is awesome. I wish Tom was there to chat with Howie and Bert.

@brittoncoursey5142

Жыл бұрын

You mean you wish Tom was here for Bert to talk over Howie and the obviously better comedian?

@LocChicago5

Жыл бұрын

Wait but Tom would say new stories

@amyparra1881

Жыл бұрын

@@brittoncoursey5142 no, dude. I mean I'd like to hear all 3 chat.

@amyparra1881

Жыл бұрын

@@brittoncoursey5142 we all know know who the better comedians are, but Bert is cool as well.

Nice start to a Monday morning! Let’s go it’s Bert in Bobby’s World!

Howie doing so many podcasts lately as been incredible!

Howie is a fkn genius! He figured out the code to shut Brent up... 🤣🤣🤣

@jasonwinterton9369

Жыл бұрын

You mean actually listen to the guest It's not a code it just called listening

Love these old timers dressing down Bert, always amusing.

we will never forget

Bert’s joke bombing with his wife 😂 1:11:17 can’t write this shit up so perfect

Greatest ending to a 2 bears episode ever 😂😂 on top of one of the best shows ever! The way Howie checks baby walrus 🤩🤣🤣💀

Howie is leaning into it, he made a whole shirt! This was a wild episode of two worlds perfectly colliding.

Ah sweet I was hoping to hear Bart talk over another legend

@jemiiam

Жыл бұрын

Howie doesn't stand for that even tho we know that Howie is super respectful and friendly he won't allow the interrupting...I hope

@hypno5690

Жыл бұрын

Why do you even watch this show

@jasonwinterton9369

Жыл бұрын

@@hypno5690 Why does anybody all these comments hate Bert I don't understand why they listen Are these people aware that they don't have to listen they can change can you do anything

@Beast-mf7br

Жыл бұрын

@@jasonwinterton9369 because we wanna hear what the guest has to say....he get's to speak to ACTUAL legends...unfortunately!

Dang, was really hoping this one would be Tom; the dolphin laughs strike again!

@Js-hu5cm

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahah

@brittoncoursey5142

Жыл бұрын

Thank God Tom did the Ryan holiday episode.

@jasonwinterton9369

Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

That prolapse video Howie did was a highlight, love to hear the background to it😂😂

"the dinosaurs farted, they died, and then...jesus" lmaooooo

This episode needs a Nobel peace prize

It only took me refinancing my house and taking out a massive bank loan, but I'm finally opening up the first man blouse store in downtown Pomona three months from now. Thanks for the inspiration Bert!

@_Junkers

Жыл бұрын

Do you have XXL?

😂😂😂 first time I can hear the interviewee talk slightly more than Bert. Worth it!

The ozempic comment about Tom😂👌👏 Well played Bert

If you just listen to the audio, it sounds like an interview with Marc Maron. But you can tell it's Howie because he's happy.

I laughed my ass off at the last bit.pure gold.

I’m laughing so hard at Howie Mandels prolapse video, literally the greatest thing that’s ever happened.

“I’m going on tour, let’s get weird” pretty much sums it up 😂

This episode was so funny, Howie was so good in this

We'll never forget Howie! 🌹 Love you! ✌️💓

great mixing of Howie talking over Bretts wheezing

Oh god! Howie and Bert are amazing together! Laughed so hard almost prolapsed my stomach! 😂😂🤣🤣

Damn, Howie Mandel is cool as hell when he's uncensored. Funny as shit too!

I'm 14 minutes in and brett has just been rambling, He hasn't had a single coherent thought.

Love how Howie is schooling Brent how a legend comedian comes up with material.

@jasonwinterton9369

Жыл бұрын

cause he'll never be one

omg, I'm only halfway in and I can't stop laughing! awesome episode!

I'm literally in tears because of the end 😂😂😭😭😂

Howies a legend. Best guest bear with Bert, and maybe best of all time after Leanne. Then it ended so awkward.

There should be a 25 minute point of the podcast where Brent isn't allowed to speak

@Beast-mf7br

Жыл бұрын

the squealing noises during Howie's haircut story was so distracting, actually pissed me off!

Howie running with that death joke was fucking amazing.

Howie killing it!!!! Everywhere lately and it's the best!!!!

Howie: I’ve never lived anywhere where the government controls the water. Also Howie: *lives in California where you can’t even collect your own rainwater*

@ruxtonau

Жыл бұрын

** Where you couldn't until 2012. It's been 10 years homie catch up!

@leonardorodriguez9919

Жыл бұрын

​@@ruxtonau you're still on water restrictions in the summer homie catch up lol

@ruxtonau

Жыл бұрын

@@leonardorodriguez9919where i live (not california) the extent of our water restrictions is i can only water with sprinklers 2 days a week in the summer. Oof. HARSH O_o

@ClimptonDiddlehopper

Жыл бұрын

​@@leonardorodriguez9919yep gotta keep overwatering almond trees Takes like 9 gallons of water per almond to keep the vegans in almond milk...

@thebubbclub

Жыл бұрын

@@ClimptonDiddlehopper I live on an almond orchard this doesn’t even scratch the pesticides issue

I hope Howie goes wild today 🤣

Best ep I've seen in a long time. Howie calling out that bs is hilarious. We need another onee

The end of this episode was gold! Tom has to be beyond thrilled!😂😂

I forget how good an actor Howie can be as well. He was stunningly good on St. Elsewhere. It was a big jump from the rubber glove.

Bro Come on. Just do these on bertcast I wait all week for this.

I was struggling to breathe at the end, I was laughing so hard.

I’m British and so wasn’t familiar with Howie. Now I love him! Subscribed a while a go. He’s the best! 😂

Huh, I honestly didn't know Howie was this funny.These two bro's have good chemistry. 🤪

Somehow, I think Bert actually pulled it off this time 😂 Howies always a pro 👌

Howie is so damn funny and fast with his jokes. Love this man.

"I thought it was puddy, cake, maybe pudding" lmfao.

Imagine paying for yt premium just to sit through 15 ads in the video itself

I was about to order a t shirt from YMH store but wtf, with shipping it’s freaking $50 for a t shirt. Wtf are y’all thinking over there, you’re already loaded.

@SilleeJimi

Жыл бұрын

Yeah same thing with me, I love them but come the fuck on y'all, make it more affordable!

@pierrex3226

Жыл бұрын

There's a dozen websites that print on demand stuff, just print whatever you want. You can't copyright random sentences, and either way, if it's for personal use there's no ground to go after you. As philosopher bo Burnham said "I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork". That also applies to buying 50 dollar tee shirts.

Howie is endlessly funny every time I see him on things 😂

I was eating breakfast while watching this. I almost died from choking to death, because I was laughing so hard at howie not understanding Bert’s thought process. Has to be one of the best guest episodes we have gotten!

Bert’s wheezing is unBEARable

Bert’s laugh is on par with Jim Fallon’s, in the worst possible way.

@crowe9385

Жыл бұрын

It’s getting so bad I can barely listen. Someone has to have said “laugh like that more, people seem to like it” and they should be fired

@mrs.h2725

Жыл бұрын

It would likely be far more tolerable if he sobered up. Alcoholics and morbidly obese ppl wheeze and rasp like that cuz of acid reflux destroying their esophagus, increased mucus production from the irritation, and inflammation / fat restricting airways.

@edburns584

Жыл бұрын

​@@crowe9385my thoughts exactly I was ready to turn it off after Howie was trying to tell his sons haircut story

@josephsosa776

Жыл бұрын

This thread is the best!

@BPH55

Жыл бұрын

It sounds like when you stretch a balloon and the air is escaping. It’s so annoying.

So funny 🤣🤣🤣 i lost it at privatise it the 2nd time lol

Howie's haircut story had me crying lol

I remember 6th grade, 2 friends of mine would always come to school late in the morning because they had to finish Bobby's World. One of the best morning cartoons of all time.

Haven't started the episode. Got to look forward to constant interruptions on top of overtaking and a story that tops every story the guest says. Jesus Tim you are killing me. You can't leave us like this.

@genericyoutube

Жыл бұрын

I cant stand listening to bert leading a podcast. Iiterally cant watch it. I'm 20 minutes in and its exactly. LIKE EXACTLY, how I thought it would be....

@TheJulesfoote

Жыл бұрын

I fucking hate how no one will tell Fat boi, he needs a reality check ... I hope he has 300 weeks left.

@hotmessdad7632

Жыл бұрын

Yep sames. Oh he slipped in the Russia story. I never saw that coming. He NEVER talks about that.

@ScorpionP2C

Жыл бұрын

cry more

By far the best guest bear with Bart! The ending is the best 😂😂😂 Thanks Tim!

This was one of the best episodes. I will never forget.

We will never forget howie

Bert's uncontrollable laughter just ruins howies story

@LeaveAhNah

Жыл бұрын

It was so bad

Anyone else love the vibe of a dimly lit podcast?

"if I could speak any other language" -Bert At least he knows his limits... Hahaha 😂

when bert said his sister is funnier than him i expected a good story then i remembered how low the bar was set

@popeye697

Жыл бұрын

He should've said she thinks much faster than him

"what is it when the government owns the water" ah yes, privatization, the exact opposite of what that means. good one Blurt.

@jennymaie

Жыл бұрын

yelling at the screen like fucking jeopardy let me finish my coffee

@pierrex3226

Жыл бұрын

Yeah his ignorance about so much is mesmerizing. Great dude though.

Thank you so much for that amazing podcast, I really needed a good laugh today and that was much more than I knew I needed. What amazing chemistry between those two !

Great episode! Howie was a great guest bear, the prolapse story had me absolutely dying

Howie is a fucking national treasure. He messes with Bert in the best way ever.

Bert's haircut story wasn't about one addict at rock bottom - it was about two. He just hasn't taken accountability for the reality of his own situation yet.

Please have Howie on the ymh family podcasts! He is the best!

This is THEEE best Bret solo w/guest because Howie handled him enough for constant intron BOTH sides! Howie gotta over the prolapsed bunghole thing. Lean in to it is the best advice a comic can give. Great episode!