Subway Shenanigans w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
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We got special guest bear David Cross guest-bearing with Tom Segura this week. Go Catch David on “The Worst Daddy In The World Tour” and get tickets at officialdavidcross.com
They discuss how important it is to pick the person you bring on comedy tours with you so they can eat the leftovers you don’t like. They trade morning radio horror stories, H. Jon Benjamin, Brendon Walsh, Mr. Show with Bob and David, and the Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret. Tom discusses his cancelled Subway commercial campaign, improvising, how slow small towns are, and being not being ready to see animals being prepared for meals. They discuss touring, recording specials, hecklers and their kids.
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00:00:00 - Intro - David Cross and Touring
00:06:28 - Morning Radio Horror Stories
00:20:22 - H. Jon Benjamin and Brendon Walsh Messing with People
00:28:13 - Mr. Show and Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret
00:37:36 - Terrible Acting Gigs and Tom’s Subway Commercials
00:53:56 - Texas is Slower
00:59:50 - Preparing Turtles, Marlins and Other Animals
01:12:52 - DJ Premier, Touring and Hecklers
01:35:52 - Tom and David’s Stories About Their Kids
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Thank god it’s Tom
@henribehnen5922
Жыл бұрын
I've bee. Praying been the last 2 hours I can't handle 2 weeks in a row of bert episodes
@Ottophil
Жыл бұрын
@Lucas DonValour daves funnier than either bear, plus hes woke
@zped4484
Жыл бұрын
Fucking RIGHT. The fact that the bert did the ep with C.K still has me sad
@Greatlakeskyle.
Жыл бұрын
They both kinda be bland nowadays ngl
@Greatlakeskyle.
Жыл бұрын
@@Ottophil because being “woke” is what’s important 💀
David: “I’m sorry I cut you off…” We’re in for some proper conversations folks.
@sachamusica1
Жыл бұрын
Oh u mean Neal Brennan isn't the guest?
@scumlord4709
Жыл бұрын
If Bert didn’t talk over people all the time id watch more of his solo episodes
@JohnnychimpO907
Жыл бұрын
It’s okay, Episode 177 is right back to Bert talking to himself for 3 hours again 😅
@TK-il2xw
Жыл бұрын
Let the conversation begin 😏
@paradoxlust
Жыл бұрын
2 Beers 1 Can is where I go for all my proper conversational needs.
I love how Cross refers to YMH as "your mother's house"
Tobias was the one of the greatest characters ever created. David is the best.
@Z-pizzle23
Жыл бұрын
"Look I blue myself" 😅😂
@connorhenry1272
Жыл бұрын
@@Z-pizzle23 The Man Inside Me by Tobias Funke 😂😂
@DarkLordofTheSith69
Жыл бұрын
Im afraid I've prematurely shot my load and what was suppose to be a dry run if you will ...and now I have something of a mess on my hands
@grayj5442
Жыл бұрын
Analrapest
@poindextertunes
Жыл бұрын
he was the worlds first “Analrapist” too
David Cross, apologizing for cutting Tim off within the first minute, is something Tim will never experience again.
@stanners4363
Жыл бұрын
Why
@Shuffffff
Жыл бұрын
@@stanners4363 because Brent loves hearing himself talk so much he'll cut ppl off before they finish and ignore how annoying it is.
@justinhayes3901
Жыл бұрын
@@stanners4363Because the majority of this show is usually Bart talking over Tom.
@gerardoreyes5961
Жыл бұрын
I actually ran to comments to find this comment or mention it myself.....
@jakubgadzala7474
Жыл бұрын
*is something Tim will never experience again.
45:10 Tom low key bummed that someone just blew his black guy impression completely out of the water.
@Ynw_Wemby
Жыл бұрын
That was exactly my thought 😂😂
@satricon
Жыл бұрын
i mean damn, i had to rewind two times on my phone cuz i thought it was a soundclip at first. crazy good!
@parkerolsen7056
Жыл бұрын
@@satricon same dude 😭☠️
@SamGreen
Жыл бұрын
OMG it was SO impressive! 😆
@Ynw_Wemby
Жыл бұрын
@@satricon I’m not even kidding I replayed it like 6 times because it was so good
Watching Tom laugh his ass off and improv with Cross makes me so happy
@mieruKai
Жыл бұрын
The mutual respect is so incredibally apparent - when they get into a flow it's majestic
I can't wait for David Cross' own podcast, I've been enjoying all his appearances in the podcast world.
@Teah8cbdude
Жыл бұрын
Didn't he have one for a bit now?
@idontknowmuch3441
Жыл бұрын
I want another stand up special from him. He’s the best
@frenchtoast2319
Жыл бұрын
I hope its with bob odenkirk
ONLY DAVE COULD CALL IT "YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE" AND NOT GET A REACTION
@gavinrush4995
Жыл бұрын
Right? Tim respects David enough to let that one slide.
@Garblegox
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of when Mos Def and Christopher Hitchens were on Real Time. Mos got heated over something and Hitchens was like "Excuse me, Mr. Definitely..."
@billbozeman
Жыл бұрын
TWICE
@cornbredx
Жыл бұрын
I suspect that's because he knows David Cross is the kind of comedian that does things wrong on purpose to get a reaction, and he'd rather be in on the joke with David Cross then correct him and find out if it was a joke.
@Nohyp01
Жыл бұрын
I literally lol’d when he said it. It was just so…David Cross.
Davids impression of a black man is actual amazing 😆
@9500sasquatch
Жыл бұрын
I was listening to the podcast and had to immediately check out the video because I wanted to see who said that 😂 impressive
@CHINESE_PRIDE
Жыл бұрын
It turned me into a telescope 🔭
@zachhall624
Жыл бұрын
Very Barry White
@neuvisean1739
Жыл бұрын
That caught me so off guard, and I saw this comment first lol
@sportsfront5480
Жыл бұрын
Came here to post this. That was unreal.
I would soooo rock a “poors get the olives” shirt!
Dave and Tim should do these more regularly. Dave’s a treasure and their chemistry keeps your jeans so high and tight.
@MeticulousTechTV
Жыл бұрын
Would love it if Dave did a pod on the YMH channel!
2 minutes in and David apologized for cutting him off. Probably the first time Tim has ever heard that on this show after dealing with Bart for so long
@BaNoodles999
Жыл бұрын
Tim? Thought his name was Tom.
@Toad_McLoad
Жыл бұрын
@@BaNoodles999 Tim is Brent's co-host on Two Bears One Cave. Catch up.
@markallen8757
Жыл бұрын
@bigconey203 Bart Brent something like that, definitely Tim though
I love how much Tom geeks out with David. He is so giddy.
@sweetlove9237
Жыл бұрын
That’s racist af bro
@Smebster
Жыл бұрын
@@sweetlove9237 I said giddy, not ginny. I'm not friggin Brent.
Really prefer episodes with Guest Bears and Tim at this point. Guess I just like watching Tom do light interviews without being constantly interrupted.
@Anthony84739
Жыл бұрын
Same lol
@GorbyP
Жыл бұрын
You seem like you are more into an n.p.r. kind of thing, I would stop watching podcasts if you enjoy Tom.
@421less1
Жыл бұрын
Yeah or any pod Bert's not on
@morganpay
Жыл бұрын
@@421less1 then watch any other YMH offering outside of this one? 😂😂
@8thlvlMage
Жыл бұрын
@@GorbyP I like listening to conversations above room temperature IQ and with back and forth. I started listening to podcasts because of Tom, dipshit. Not sure if you noticed but he's the funny one.
Bridging the generation gap of comics was epic. Hearing Tom talk to one of the legends of gen X comedy is so good. Love Cross.
I love these new Tom Talks 😅
@carter6070
Жыл бұрын
Kinda sick of guest bears. I’m just a huge fan of this shit and it’s been like 2 months with fucken guest bears. It’s a god damn treat to see the original 2 Bears now.
@williambartholmey5946
Жыл бұрын
@@carter6070 Nah, I never watch a Bert episode unless it's a guest I really want to see. Btw, OP, I'm guessing it is just a labeling thing, he realized he'd always get more views under the 2 Bears name.
@botmon.
Жыл бұрын
You and no one else
@kristiskinner8542
Жыл бұрын
@@williambartholmey5946 no its still 2Bears even if it isnt filmed in the 2Bears studio & even if 1 of the 2 Bears isnt there
@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk
Жыл бұрын
Who is Tim?
David is an amazing actor, he's a great comedian but dude made growing up awesome...small soldiers is in my #1 kids movie...
@Mellomads
Жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT YESSS!! Born in 97 but my siblings were 86 and 89. I loved that movie! It was only on vhs, or at blockbuster
@guestuser5852
Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry to hear that
"Doing your Mother's house was great!" David is polite he called it by it's formal name 💀
The world needs a solo podcast from Tom so bad
@Barbievel
Жыл бұрын
He had one. And no one watched so he stopped
@scotty4473
Жыл бұрын
I disagree completely I think I would prefer him with a co-host
@billybuttons4298
Жыл бұрын
Hard pass
@TheBigFunky4
Жыл бұрын
@@Barbievel Do you have any evidence to back that up?
@awfulpwn
Жыл бұрын
@@TheBigFunky4 look up Tom Talks
I'm glad the Gordon's fisherman paid a visit to the cave this morning.
@giantturd5157
Жыл бұрын
I trust him
@18436572gmc
Жыл бұрын
Gordon Fistherman?
@Mannydamon
Жыл бұрын
The yellow hoodie and the beard. Make him look like the Guy in the fish food products in the grocery. I love their breaded fish in the frozen aisle
@HeyThatWeirdGuy
Жыл бұрын
@@Mannydamon 🤫
@reefchiefer
Жыл бұрын
@@HeyThatWeirdGuy 🤫
It's also good to know Jon Benjamin acts like Archer in real world situations.
@TheCrazyCanuck420
Жыл бұрын
Check out his jazz album, he hired a professional band and he can't play but still recorded around 6 songs. Best part he didn't tell the band he can't play so when he starts they are all thinking wtf?😅
I’ll always remember the scene from scary movie 2. “I don’t need help, I can do it myself slurp slurp” and then when they put on the glasses and there’s jizz all over his face 🤣 epic
@stephenflanagan1177
5 ай бұрын
Or like when he falls after jot grabbing the strong hand. Then like 30 minutes later, he comes crawling in. “OW”
Was so delighted to see this on my feed I love David cross Mr show is my favorite of all time
YAY A 2 BEARS EPISODE THAT ISNT JUST A BERTCAST!!!!!!
@nolongerblocked6210
Жыл бұрын
They're the only ones I'll watch anymore
@ShowtimeThaRaptor
Жыл бұрын
It’s Tom talks
@BillTheBubble
Жыл бұрын
@@ShowtimeThaRaptor thats a podcast on the tom segura channel, this is a 2 bears episode.
@amberw6568
Жыл бұрын
@@ShowtimeThaRaptor nah….those were boring as shit……this is actually funny
@kylekellerglass
Жыл бұрын
I don't watch any of the bertcast 2.0 episodes. When are the going to change the name of this pod to 2 bears 2 caves?
Hearing David go “I’m sorry I cut you off” within the first two minutes was so bizarre. A self awareness severely lacking on the other side of the table normally 😂
I've never seen Tom so nervous to impress another comedian before. That's a massive compliment to David Cross
Love the Tom episodes, watching Bert is just getting sad now.
@gavinsmith6108
Жыл бұрын
Bart looks like he's about to lick the bucket.
@thestraydog
Жыл бұрын
@@gavinsmith6108 The KFC bucket? 🍗
@VitaKet
Жыл бұрын
Just saw his new special... about 60 seconds of it before I turned it off.
@andycatsell
Жыл бұрын
You gotta love bernt"s squealing hyena fake laugh though,right?
@gavinsmith6108
Жыл бұрын
@@andycatsell no
I LOVE Brendan Small. Home Movies, Metalocalypse, Squidbillies. Amazing shows! H. Jon Benjamin was the star of Home Movies. I miss that show.
@mattydbaby007
Жыл бұрын
Squidbillies was matt and dave same guys that made athf. Brendan small is awsome tho
@vincentmiller420
Жыл бұрын
Great stuff.
@rustybungle
Жыл бұрын
H. Jon was Coach Mcguirk, a pretty big side character but the main character of the show was Brendon.
@nolongerblocked6210
Жыл бұрын
My favorite H. Jon is Bob from Bob's Burgers & Archer
@ext93
Жыл бұрын
Home Movies is great. Reminds me of staying over at a friend's house in elementary school staying up to watch adult swim
You can tell when Tommy has someone he really respects creatively and professionally: he gets sooo much more chatty and really starts driving a conversation. We should all be so lucky to get excited like that!
I love it when great comedians who we rarely see do podcast runs 👌
Get these two a podcast together!
rick rubin is always a treat!
@MrSlayer250
Жыл бұрын
🤣
When you see David Cross in a movie or TV show, you know it's going to be funny.
@ronisize15
Жыл бұрын
Alvin and the chipmunks but I don't blame him for taking that cash
@Mitth.Raw.Nurudo
Жыл бұрын
@@ronisize15 yeah but he’s funny in that
I love that you can see in Toms eyes that he understands that Cross is a comedy legend. Worthy respect
Finally finally, we may be one step closer to having HJB with Tim Tom and the 1 Bear 1 Burger podcast will begin.
I love to see Tom showing off his records looking so proud of his collection
@I000II0I0I
Жыл бұрын
Are they records if they are still in the plastic and look unused, or is it art?!
@MrKylederp
Жыл бұрын
Tim definitely doesn't own a record player.
@Jack-is9sm
Жыл бұрын
@@MrKylederpNo but he probably has a turntable for playing all the old Hip Hop tunes he owns at home.
@crackerbarreIkid55
Жыл бұрын
Same, pretty cool collection! Gotta imagine he’s got a sweet music set up at home now that he’s not a fat poor, just a skinny rich
@alnava7524
Жыл бұрын
It’s so sad that Bart is no longer with us
Morning all you poors!!! Have a beautiful one!!!!
LOL at David saying “oh sorry I cut you off” when Bert does it 50 times per episode
David Cross doing the “Jermaine Fotarius” voice 😂😂😂😂😂
Now, this is an episode I'll listen to!! We love David ❤️ Cross!!
David Cross is a national treasure
@cerealboxtoys
Жыл бұрын
No actually he’s a part of the woke mob.
@nickbotic
Жыл бұрын
His career has been so diverse and varied, even though nearly all (or just all) of his endeavors have fallen within the comedic arena. He does different styles of comedy so well, and always elevates any projects he’s a part of. Definitely one of the best comedic actors of the modern era, who I personally think doesn’t get the reverence he deserves. He’s beloved, for sure, but he should be in the conversations that mention people like Carlin, Robin Williams, etc. I’m gonna stop sucking his dick now lol
I thrive when I'm able to find the time to hear anything YMH...I Love You Guys/Mommies!!!
David calling it Your Mothers House literally kills me lol
He called it "Your Mothers House" 🤣
Finally an episode that’s not about Brents feelings
I went and rewatched the opening bit from “I’m From the Future” and laughed as hard or harder than I did when I first watched it. Bravo Mr. Cross. You’re a legend.
David cross....man the years of laughs i have had from that guy, so good.
Tommy Bunz just pronounced Linear “Lineer.” Mommies, please put this under the won/“wawn” category 😂😂😂
@dcremuno2675
Жыл бұрын
53:10
@ashleyclay7953
Жыл бұрын
Came here for this
@desynchonosisdragon9108
Жыл бұрын
1 of the many great soundbites to come from this episode. YOUR MOTHERS HOUSE and David's black impression was pure gold.
@rustypotato9064
Жыл бұрын
Juan is what he's saying. He is a spic.
Tom is a great interviewer. Thank you for putting this out
David cross is forever the rc guy from San Andreas ❤️
a podcast with these two would be amazing. i’ve checked out on burnt railroading every show
@nolongerblocked6210
Жыл бұрын
Same
@giantturd5157
Жыл бұрын
Unsub
@Akeusbwjq
Жыл бұрын
@@giantturd5157 on ymh studios i don’t have a choice if i want to watch tommybuns
Loved this guy in Small Soldiers! What a great movie.
@clintonhummel8776
Жыл бұрын
The poo
@jamesbiering2589
Жыл бұрын
Yes it was!! I haven't thought of it in while gonna have to watch it again tonight
@jackzwahlen764
Жыл бұрын
Such a small part of his career, but that was my introduction to him as a kid, didn't get into his stand up and sketches until later
@giantturd5157
Жыл бұрын
@@jackzwahlen764 Same. I saw him in that and then in Men In Black
I’d love to see these two as a recurring theme, like a super chill protect our parks series
"I'm sorry I cut you off" We're never gonna hear that again here.
Ahhh shit!!!! This is gonna be killer. My jeans are high and tight for this one.
@ETAisNOW
Жыл бұрын
Gay
@michaeloftaoism
Жыл бұрын
@@ETAisNOW not without eye contact
@ETAisNOW
Жыл бұрын
@@michaeloftaoism GAYYYYYYYY
The fact that they're not only both masters of their craft but very close and comfortable friends with great chemistry makes this peak podcast material imo- love both of these dudes, it's like seeing world's collide. I could hear them riff about food for hours and be totally cool with it.
Everytime I see David Cross I get reminded of why he's been such funny comedian..lol
Please MORE DAVID! Literally so funny and I haven’t even watched yet.
I love David Cross. Great show guys!
davids best encores are when he just brings up a flight shopping magazine or the cities daily paper and just reads. always is amazing
I will absolutely listen to a David Cross podcast 💯
Tom hardly ever looks insecure except when he's around someone he actually loves and respects and David Cross is clearly one of 'em lol. Glad to see there's a little joy left in there bud
Thank you to the booth boys for taking the crazy shiny wrapping off of the Public Enemy record. That glare was intense and I was bummed at first when that was the one he picked. Way to be there, team. 👏🏼
I could listen to Cross and Segura talk shop all day long. Such cool perspectives of their own material.
Sweet potatoes and cranberry sauce are essential parts of Thanksgiving dinner.
4:43 in an already laughing more than I have in a week! I love this analrapist!
@liquiddevil7396
Жыл бұрын
“Get ready- Here comes ANUSTART”!
Let’s all give David a standing ovation after apologizing for cutting Tom off
David has nailed all his guest appearances so far I can't wait to see what else he creates in the podcast realm. Hoping we get to see some David Cross on TYSO content soon!
Keep these coming, Tom. Such a good listen.
Now this'll be a good episode.
I miss the 2 bears of 2 bears..
Both these guys push the limit with abandon. So refreshing. Love Cross - his biting satirical bent. It’s been a salve for the craziness of those who seek to destroy ideas, liberty, freedom, intellectual curiosity, and playfulness. Brave dudes. Respect.
This is one of my fav 2bears. I'm gonna go re-watch Arrested Development.
All I can ever think about when I see David is his scene in scary movie where he tells Tara Patrick he can do it himself 😂😂
@strangeadv4977
Жыл бұрын
Hahha same!! His character was amazing in that movie...Him and 'grab my strong hand' dude 😆
David apologizing for cutting Tom off literally made me feel relaxed 🤣
David is one of the most underrated comedians out there. Dude is so funny and twisted. Looking forward to his podcast
"I'm sorry I cut you off." that's a two bears first.
I love the your mothers house podcast network
This man should have won an Oscar for Run Ronnie Run!
@Mitth.Raw.Nurudo
Жыл бұрын
I’m gonna pay the doctor who makes special shoes NOT to make special shoes
Great chemistry, so much fun
David Cross is a legend. Great episode, Tom!
Hell yeah a tolerable episode this week!
Bert’s special drops tomorrow. I’m so excited, but I’m also willing to bet he still somehow interrupts someone in the special! He looks fatter than ever, so I can’t wait for him to tell us how skinny he looks😂
I love David Cross!! “Got something in the late 70’s, early 80’s punk files?” I hope Tom took notes.
53:12 The way Tim pronounces "linear" as "luh-NEER" is a nightmeer
Such a break from that one alcoholic that interrupts Tom!
I really miss Nadav's laugh. It always makes me smile.
@Shillmehowtolive
Жыл бұрын
He was on the new where my moms at?
Run Ronnie Run is one of my favorite comedy movies of all time. David is a legend.
the sign language bit on tod margarate is the best
David cross will always be that guy off of Alvin and the chipmunks for me
@queenieqt2033
Жыл бұрын
Omg yes same
David Cross starting a podcast? Consider me subscribed sir!
Just rewatched the cable guy. Cross killed it in that movie
Jezzzuss Tom,,, more commercials in this pod episode than all night on network TV !
The more successful Tom gets, the more his inner Garth reveals itself
@JayBry1989
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@TheJoshestWhite
Жыл бұрын
Apt. Apt analysis.
Two bears with no Bart is the best.
Ever since Mr Show, i have not been able to get enough of David.
This guy will forever be the man from Small Soldiers in my eyes. That is a classic movie from my childhood. He will never not be that guy to me.
Really missing Nadav these days 😕
@carsonthomas8678
Жыл бұрын
How long the big J been gone?
Praise Allah, I couldn’t listen to Bart cut people off again this week.