If only Goth Christine could see midwest mom Christine's hair

@Cyxz666

3 жыл бұрын

@Brian Wood Then let me tell you about her Eastern Block heritage and her 10 years of therapy

@anthonymiller934

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cyxz666 lmaooo y’all are too fucking funny 😄

@jasonwinterton9369

3 жыл бұрын

Christina is in embarrassing her eastern blocker golth super cool mom look

@codyskates8

3 жыл бұрын

I had the exact same thought 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@chadillacinc

3 жыл бұрын

Most people forgot about how she was goth.

Christina is slowly transforming into her final mom form.

@romaliwhispers

3 жыл бұрын

that convo sounded like tom was making a deal with his mom

@biguprochester

3 жыл бұрын

There’s a few more layers of that onion to be pealed

@KAPANGAAAMASTER

3 жыл бұрын

@@romaliwhispers It sounded like she was becoming her mom

@Christopher-md7tf

3 жыл бұрын

She's slowly but surely transforming into the ultimate Karen. Exclusively talking about 4 topics, most of which are of no interest to other people whatsoever (like her taking a shit)? ✅ Being insanely judgemental of other people, preferrably younger generations? ✅ Being preoccupied with stuff that doesn't have to concern her one bit, like which gender a stranger on TikTok identifies as? ✅ And now the haircut is starting to morph and follow suit as well. It won't be long until she angrily requests to speak to the manager everywhere she goes.

@Mike-zq3qc

3 жыл бұрын

@@Christopher-md7tf nailed it, cool guy

"I just smoke joints non-stop" is the best and only answer to 'how do you consume weed to get high?' Well done nadav

@evanprior4131

3 жыл бұрын

Right? 😂 And it’s really strange how they talk about 50 mg of edibles being a lot to start - it’s LITERALLY NOT. Like Nadav said - 10mg is nothing. Like seriously. I never start with less than 500 mg. That’s usually the dose in one whole pack of gummies. I ate three packs (1500 mg) the other week, WHILE smoking joints nonstop 😂 - and I felt like a LITTLE BIT more sleepy/warm n’ fuzzy than normal, but like nothing crazy. 1-200 mg is like a standard starting dose. Not quite sure what’s going on with them lol. Oh well - keep ‘em high and tight! 🤙👌

@nicholaswhitehead3437

3 жыл бұрын

@@evanprior4131 I grew up in Maine and alcohol was never really my thing so naturally I dove head first into weed. When they were gawking at 50mg edibles I was like uhh do I have a problem?? lol

@codysimi2002

2 жыл бұрын

@@evanprior4131 I mean.. I've got a stupid high tolerance, but even to me that sounds kinda high haha

@pineapplethief4418

2 жыл бұрын

@@evanprior4131 weed addiction is a thing

@TyrannyOfBenevolance

2 жыл бұрын

The mommies have baby lungs

I’m starting to doubt tinas “goth past” if she is hating on nose rings..sus af

@vaguyna69

3 жыл бұрын

she's a 40 y/o mum now homie... people change.. i used to wear ear n nose rings, now, i CANNOT stand that shit... i understand the basis of yr scepticism but... rock awn my dude.. Brisbane Australia

@cognitivedisruption5375

3 жыл бұрын

As a fellow Montgomery, I agree 🤣

Chrissy P with that 2005 hairdo. You bet your ass I’m coming up in may

@jjay__

3 жыл бұрын

Crackle crackle

@thehandliesthandle

3 жыл бұрын

(in the distance) HAHAHAHHAHAHAHhahH

@jasonwinterton9369

3 жыл бұрын

Here's the deal man

@freddie_mvp

3 жыл бұрын

Help me out, which American singer rocked this look the hardest? I can picture it but no name comes to mind.

@Spawn303

3 жыл бұрын

@@freddie_mvp lol let’s see. You got evanescence, fly leaf, Avril Lavigne, than there’s escape the fate, falling in reverse, hawthorn heights, cute is what we aim fo, the red jumpsuit apparatus....etc lmao if she did heavy eye liner and dyed her hair black, we’d be in the midst of my high school years where emos rocked the scene 😂

dye that hair black and you’ve got yourself a main emo mommy!!

@BEERBOMB113

3 жыл бұрын

She honestly should

@ballisticmonkey999

3 жыл бұрын

aka a midnight snacc

@austincagan3258

3 жыл бұрын

Chicks 🐥 with black hair are da best 😎🃏

@FloorGorilla

3 жыл бұрын

She reminded me of Zahina Maltana with those bangs

@ohjacesimpson

3 жыл бұрын

@@ballisticmonkey999 this guy gets it.

I love Tom really embracing the “I’m guna talk like there’s no consequences” thing

Christine’s “Why did that bum me out? I feel sad.” really got me.

Christina stole valor and then she stole Justin Bieber’s childhood bangs

@BDGMed

3 жыл бұрын

Just left a comment comparing her bangs to Bieber, deleted after reading this one😂 so much better than what I came up with hahahaha

@magisterrleth3129

3 жыл бұрын

This comments section has been an absolute treat to read, thanks.

@alexbuckley606

3 жыл бұрын

Stolen childlor

@jackmaclennan2394

3 жыл бұрын

Well chic's are supposed to have bangs and mostly looks good bieber looked like a douche

Karentina is looking more and more like she might call the cops on enny-one

@peterspenard8175

3 жыл бұрын

Was thinking she was bring back Emo. Maybe it's a character for Buns.

@19Burgandy

3 жыл бұрын

Racist..

@zachfarnitano3496

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment🤣

@henrymonroe4300

3 жыл бұрын

I know what you mean - native will go missing and she will report enny-body around

@HayleyPhoebe

3 жыл бұрын

That’s how you know she’s making bank now we just back and wait for her to say but my husband is Hispanic 😹😹😹

I'm just waiting for the "Piss Spots: Tom Segura Edition" segment.

@Tempust97

3 жыл бұрын

God i miss piss spots, we need a new episode

Tom’s actual disdain for rats stems from the Rat King himself

@CranyumHipHop

3 жыл бұрын

TheoGate is alive again!

@treyjetson5320

3 жыл бұрын

Well then why does he keep going to that dank hole where rats have been?

Anytime anyone gets hurt: Tom - "Hilarious!" When a bald white guy with a beard gets hurt: Tom - "That one made me sad"

@rileyreno3884

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve never noticed that but that’s 100% facts. 😂😂😂

@anduin1

3 жыл бұрын

That dude on the highway might actually be dead though

@jurj97

Жыл бұрын

@@anduin1 still hilarious

"It's really coming down" in a thunderstorm is such a dad thing to say 🤣

Christine needs to be careful, she’s one flannel around the hips away from this being a Wayne’s World parody.

@R2D6_10

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@nickkirk3391

3 жыл бұрын

Spot on

@christinasailorluna7323

3 жыл бұрын

I'm dead lmao.

@tambob82

Жыл бұрын

I love it.

best opener ever. Tim crying laughing over the intro looking at Chrissy. good times.

Christina looking like Garth from Wayne’s world

@macktrainor5223

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@marklachney420

3 жыл бұрын

More like chris gaines

@marklachney420

3 жыл бұрын

More like chris gaines

@magisterrleth3129

3 жыл бұрын

I got so excited when I read that, I did a whole-ass Ryan Sickler laugh-squeal.

@ptfarm1704

3 жыл бұрын

OMG

Tommy's dadboner during the storm is the cutest thing I've seen in years

@wetcrumb2191

3 жыл бұрын

He's glowing with homicidal energy, he looks truly happy

I think the “this is my alpha” “mess with my pack” people have GOT to be a group home or something. I don’t know if I’ve said it before, it’s what I think a lot of these are. Like assisted living group homes for semi independent.... toks

@Scloopinan

3 жыл бұрын

Nah this dude is on tik tok on a private account. Its demon_wolf8895 hes just a really weird dude with a really weird family

@danielescobar7618

3 жыл бұрын

@@Scloopinan if its private, im gonna bet its some kind of alter reality or live role-play thing, like broke furries or something

Christine: nose rings are so trashy! Also Christine: literally pissed in an adult diaper on camera.

@googleuser859

3 жыл бұрын

And has bleached blonde hairs.

@MrStrangeSensation

3 жыл бұрын

And burps as hard as she can straight into the mic. In every fucking episode

@Jack-is9sm

3 жыл бұрын

@@googleuser859 Does she bleach her minge hair? Does the carpet match the drapes?

@HAL-9000.

3 жыл бұрын

When the fuck did she piss herself on camera?

@ashleysartattack5600

3 жыл бұрын

@@HAL-9000. a couple weeks ago on Dr. Drew after dark.

I'm all stiff from staring at Crystal's haircut

"Can't believe I'm sat here at 9am listening to this waffle." Lyle

@HayleyPhoebe

3 жыл бұрын

Lyle The internet’s new spirit animal

@H2THEP33

3 жыл бұрын

Drink more u need it

@lamppostinnarnia

3 жыл бұрын

Seen as that video is from the UK, it's likely the the person in the comment ment , the man in the video is waffleing ,ie speaking at length in a vague or trivial manner, as apposed to "waffle" being used as an Adjective to describe him. ,,its funny either way though 🤣

@slothgoingfast

3 жыл бұрын

@@lamppostinnarnia am bri'ish, can confirm it means babble

@dralithi

3 жыл бұрын

So it's not an abbreviated tw-- waffle? 🤣

" How come we're not finding fingerprints at the scene? " fucking hilarious. Footprint.

Christina looking like Johnny Knoxville

I turn into a telescope when I see Christina’s new haircut

@reesecunningham5206

3 жыл бұрын

She melt me everyday

@jjay__

3 жыл бұрын

Crackle crackle

@19Burgandy

3 жыл бұрын

Weirdest ppl

@smelly1444

3 жыл бұрын

@@19Burgandy you're not one of us

@smelly1444

3 жыл бұрын

@@19Burgandy but you can be jeans

I was waiting for Top Dog to pat Tim on the back when Tim was watching the thunderstorm and say ("isn't that nice there buddy")

Tom has a fetish for early 2000’s women in their twenties.

@ParkerReidTims

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t we all

@anduin1

3 жыл бұрын

22 year olds never go out of style

@Fyrecide

2 жыл бұрын

Dude I was in my late teens during in the early 2000's, and I absolutely don't blame them. Dude 20 year olds were so much more "edgy" and exciting lol.

@hawt_fiya

2 жыл бұрын

@@ParkerReidTims this

Tim's new web series: "Comedian in Car Pissing in Bottles"

"Whatever nerd shit Chris is into". I felt personally attacked.

@Kryozzzzz57

3 жыл бұрын

she's gonna eat her words when her sons are old enough to play video games.

@HarryManback0

3 жыл бұрын

Nerd shit is the worst.

@a.k.4o

3 жыл бұрын

Who is Chris

@Ethan2Tone

3 жыл бұрын

@@a.k.4o he is Chris.

@YANILLIONAIRE

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kryozzzzz57 would be willing to bet she doesn't allow it

I was laughing so hard at tommy being a typical dad showing his followers the lightning as if they have never seen it 😂😂 love you mommies keep em high n tight

Christa- "its my money too" everyone else- "is it?"

Did Ennie get black history month off

@treyjetson5320

3 жыл бұрын

Nah he just on black people time.

@christinasailorluna7323

3 жыл бұрын

@@treyjetson5320 LMAO!!!!

i love how tom lets "Christine" onto his show every week, what a great guy

@daleoriane6974

3 жыл бұрын

give her a break guys 😂

@totallycullen133

10 ай бұрын

she just got a big break with this feature @@daleoriane6974

Sees YMH upload - *ERECTION ACHIEVED*

@jzam469

3 жыл бұрын

I turn into a telescope

@Pinstripe105

3 жыл бұрын

In 4 strokes

@inwardpod

3 жыл бұрын

The hendawg mix is bomb

@zakkholguin3942

3 жыл бұрын

Erection Fucking Achieved

@Mannydamon

3 жыл бұрын

If your homeless or straight from jail...

Tom pronounces “Valentines” like “Valentimes”. There’s no m in there Tom.

i’m glad that Tim got some relief that doesn’t involve murdering Nadav. He seems very happy

Christina P., a professional comedian who loves fart jokes: "I'm worried no one will take me seriously with a nose ring." Girl, please... 😏

@wjmcd703

3 жыл бұрын

It would certainly make her more attractive

@champchamptv8413

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@Dean5768

3 жыл бұрын

Forgetting she was the biggest advocate and user of the fart mic

Christine looks like she just audtioned for the role of Garth in Wayne's world 3

@lathamsimpson6115

3 жыл бұрын

excellent

@jackburgin9067

3 жыл бұрын

Shaaaawing

@robdubent

3 жыл бұрын

If you’re gonna spew- spew into thisss

The joy Tommy feels at the end of the opening clip is astounding

Christina: "Guys are sweet" Christina less than five minutes later: "Why are guys such assholes?"

@lerp5555

3 жыл бұрын

12 year olds watch this... who knew?

@lerp5555

3 жыл бұрын

@@joematthews6063 There’s a cool guy 😎 🎸

T Bunz smiling like he got milked before this

I watch Tim and Tina as soon as they upload because I live life 365

@deepthought1987

3 жыл бұрын

keep featherin it brother

@Dianasviews

3 жыл бұрын

Wooooooo!!! 🤣

@a.n_9364

3 жыл бұрын

I like that

@jjay__

3 жыл бұрын

Give it a year

@andrewmcdonald5275

3 жыл бұрын

When I saw this comment I turned into a telescope

‘Waffle’ refers to the chatter itself, the ‘waffler’ is the insult. Basically someone who never stops talking but never says anything of meaning. I know this because I am one... defo not this guy at all, he’s speaking truth. love you all chomos

The hidden valley ranch on that coffee table adds a layer of charm to that woman that makes me absolutely ADORE HER! Tell him sis ❤️

Who would have thought that having liquid browns at 9am would lead me to this.

@connerskates

3 жыл бұрын

Beautiful

@andrewstephens5885

3 жыл бұрын

they need to read this comment, tom needs this information

“If you won’t eat my scrum at least cut some bangs and get a nose ring.”

I want Chrissytina to wear her goth get up one day. I’d literally die. She’s forever my top mommy.

Tom wanting Christiana to look 24 year old Christiana. I dig it.

He’s not calling him a waffle, In England, somebody who’s waffling on or “ having a waffle” is somebody who’s saying a load of shit and isn’t making sense, “what a load of waffle” is basically what a load of nonsense

@awake9749

3 жыл бұрын

So waffles are loads SO I love loads Well guess I'm gay

@freddie_mvp

3 жыл бұрын

American muppets eehh

@WinginitIguess

3 жыл бұрын

But waffles are, quite frankly, the opposite of a load of nonsense and the best “load of shit” I’ve ever had. Wtf mate!? 😆

@joemade7071

3 жыл бұрын

Hang on waffles are good tho

@azzyclark3860

3 жыл бұрын

@@WinginitIguess stop waffling on

UK Slang helpline: waffle isn’t a name for a person, it refers to talking, like when someone is talking shit, it’s waffle, like I’m waffling on rn

@richyyyyyy97

3 жыл бұрын

ya swap waffle

@HayleyPhoebe

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t believe I’m reading this waffling on 😹😹😹

@blainebrown8824

3 жыл бұрын

And then there is the blue waffle

@gowkie3940

3 жыл бұрын

You absolute waffle lord

@rambamcalcam3658

3 жыл бұрын

@@blainebrown8824 LUL

Imagining dad mode Tom investigating the house for possible rat holes makes me laugh.

52:50 I don't remember the last time Tom reacted with such a genuine disdain when he learned about a topic. Lol. I love them both so much.

"Waffle" is not the guy. "Waffle" is what he's talking.

@pennydrop6817

3 жыл бұрын

To “waffle on” is what he’s doing too :)

Chrissy, just get a magnetic nose ring. All of the fun for Timmy, none of the commitment for you.

@alexanderjeromewhite2380

3 жыл бұрын

Great idea

@zackjoseph9127

3 жыл бұрын

Its not the asthetic. Its the intent. Fake piercing? My pp sad.

@champchamptv8413

3 жыл бұрын

Good ☝🏽 jeans You bet I’m coming up in May

“Waffle” is another word for speaking. Not that he is a waffle...

@dexraikkonen7

3 жыл бұрын

please excuse this dumb toks

Kristine says "specifically" as "pacifically".

@bobbyrobinette5772

3 жыл бұрын

Duh

can’t believe it’s 7:30 am and I’m sat here driving to work listening to this absolute waffle

Me: "private citizens don't need AR-15s" Me watching the package thief "weeeeellllll, maybe I was wrong."

@clintonleonard5187

3 жыл бұрын

"Private citizens don't need AR-15s" is a fine opinion to have. It doesn't mean people shouldn't be able to own them, though.

@erinr650

3 жыл бұрын

@@clintonleonard5187 I'm sorry that it's not obvious that I'm not interested in debating gun control in the comment section of a KZread video.

@clintonleonard5187

3 жыл бұрын

@@erinr650 I'm sorry you thought I was debating.

@erinr650

3 жыл бұрын

@@clintonleonard5187 maybe do a better job expressing yourself next time

@jeremyphillips3087

3 жыл бұрын

You guys are both r worded

Christina "It's not me, it's the algorithm" Pazsitsky

Christine thinking my nose ring is trashy is right on brand

The guy who wrote in about his sexuality deserves all the silver and gold for that high and tight ending.

I’m so happy someone finally talked about the jewblins from Harry Potter.

“Waffle” means someone’s chatting away with not much substance. You don’t call someone a waffle, what they say is waffle, they are waffling. 😇🧐

Tom is just glassing it in the thunder storm is great

When people from the UK say “listen to this waffle” we’re not calling the person a waffle. It basically means “listening to all of this nonsense”

@discgolfinrude

3 жыл бұрын

I've never heard this saying and I'm intrigued

@kene4151

3 жыл бұрын

can confirm

@staynielherbayn657

3 жыл бұрын

@Hun Bun well basically you sniff it and it makes ur hole loose hahahaha

@staynielherbayn657

3 жыл бұрын

@@discgolfinrude haha yeah if your mate is talking rubbish just say “load of waffle that mate”

@biguprochester

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it. Waffles are awesome

Christines transition into Garth from Wayne’s World is almost complete! Party on mommies!

I liked how tom acknowledged he's the breadwinner

I was totally waiting for the “he has to pay his medical bills” bit to come out of the footprint/robbing scenario.

Tommy boy needs Christina's hair. Karen transformation kit.

"She was a BOWSER" made me cackle out loud

Oh, one time when we were cleaning out the closet below the stairs in our house, we found half a mouse, just the top half. The whole bottom half was just gone! He got his ASS ATE

It’s refreshing to hear a little more of Native’s laugh over the hot mic... Also, they should send him to fellow comedian’s special recordings to spice up the audience reactions!

James Corden looks a bit different in the opening clip

@BXBZ88

3 жыл бұрын

But sounds the same...

@neutralMusic-gb8ld

3 жыл бұрын

@@BXBZ88 TRUE LOL

If "Footprints" isn't in theaters by next summer I will be pissed the f off.

The guy exorcising the chick looked like the critic from ratatouille

Christina looks like Austin Powers when she laughs

“Im not a cow” while laying on the couch next to a giant bottle of ranch.

@kiltzanm

3 жыл бұрын

While dressed in cow colors

@eddieeeeeee69

3 жыл бұрын

I like how she went directly to cow hahahah

@jeremysilva7699

3 жыл бұрын

Also, no one's eating. Why tf is there ranch still on the table

@Blueswailer

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeremysilva7699 Sillygoose, every one knows ranch tastes extra "ranchy" if you leave it around in room temp for it to start going rotten.

@BurntToast422

3 жыл бұрын

Ranch is good for your blood.

NOT THE BAYANGGG

the techs laughing in the back gets me everytime!!!!

1:56 she ain’t crying she high as hell😂😂

as an Englishman: they're not calling him a waffle! Waffling is speaking nonsense! His awesome speech was the waffle in question.

@russelldooley5705

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed.

“He probably works at gringotts” might be my new favorite saying!

King Ian Moore has officially gone global. All hail the King 👑

I think my fav is when Tom plays a tok and after it he’s like “that was it?” Lmao

Just a warning, don’t drink any water when you hear the words “big titted animal”

@AveryPauls

3 жыл бұрын

I spat my toothpaste all over my bathmat this morning because of that bit. I had to tell my wife that it wasn't cum, just Tim making me laugh.

Just want to say, I’m ready to have a silly goose time once again my babies

@evanabbott2737

3 жыл бұрын

Me too. We need a proper, silly goose time again.😁

@xPeriwinkle

3 жыл бұрын

Feels like a whole new world ahead of us after seeing his face again tbh

@staynielherbayn657

3 жыл бұрын

Just imagine we get Chris, Bryan, Brendan on tfatk again 🥲

All I want is to watch that bear destroy those mooks.

Nadov: Those goddamn disrespectful Goblins...

I love how there were 2 sets of youtube ads during the ad reads.

@clintonleonard5187

3 жыл бұрын

Mommies ain't stingy with the ads.

@Bobojanglesbo

3 жыл бұрын

Does the scroll to the end trick still work?

Garth from Wayne's World + Jess from New Girl = Christina from Tik Tok

Dear American mommies Warwick Davis Sounds like Worrick Thanks Jeans Fuckin' Nadav

Oh fuck my ass I laughed my lung through the windshield seeing the princess fly out her chariot 🤣🤣🤣

Can't believe I'm sitting here at 730 am listening to this waffle.

Oh my fucking god I made it on the podcast!!! My life is complete

"I start with 50, n go from there" My man 👊

At the beginning they weren't calling him a waffle, "Waffle" refers to the rant he was doing., "I can't believe the shit im listening to at 9am"

“Can’t believe I’m sat here at 9 am listening to this waffle” 🤣

I feel like Tom will really like the movie "The House that Jack Built." I can see him laughing like it's a comedy. I'd pay for him to react to but I know it'll never happen.

@alexamick6644

3 жыл бұрын

Ehhhhh with what happens to the kids, I think he'd sit that one out.

@comree11

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexamick6644 lol

@tdawg9796

3 жыл бұрын

Jack was just living life 365, Tom understands that more than anyone.

@peanutgallery7753

3 жыл бұрын

I was laughing in it haha

If Christina is worried about how Tom would react if she got a nose ring, imagine how he'd react if she said she wanted to get her belly button pierced. He'd lose his mind!

Found myself chuckling so hard when the poor lady fell off the thrown lol