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@ckelvysmovieshop

3 жыл бұрын

UTAFANYA TUWACHANE NA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE KAKA

@khamisijulius8245

3 жыл бұрын

The paybill number don't match mkuru

@jeffersonnyerere350

3 жыл бұрын

Aki mkuru ningependa kuja lakini .....ama kuna break nikam after break nilipe 500

@jaygee5757

3 жыл бұрын

kutakua na link ya watu wa mbali? tutalipa

@PSYHD

3 жыл бұрын

Watu wa complimentary tukujie tickets zetu wapi? 😂😂😂😂🤣

At this point, Young and Stupid should be a common unit in every institution of higher learning. All of similar opinion say aye....all of contrary opinion ni nini huwasumbua surely...

@nairobimadedaddie682

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/dJZozbF-c67FoJM.html ✌🏾💯

@simonochaly8391

3 жыл бұрын

Hata mimi sijui nini huwasumbua

@mwaikadu7474

3 жыл бұрын

Who has a contrary opinion 😂 😂

@jeronoherma4299

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@m.senior9113

3 жыл бұрын

Aye

Who is here after the Cytonn saga? It was just a bubble waiting to burst

@jeronoherma4299

3 жыл бұрын

Mimi.... 2nd round 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MaxwellKioko-fm6lr

Жыл бұрын

Me 2023

How Mkuru has not reached 500K subscribers is still a big mystery to me.Yaani kuna watu huku nje Wana miss hii Juiiiiiceeeee

@zacharyayaga6661

Жыл бұрын

Am wondering too!!

@Missmwangiwanjiku

10 ай бұрын

​@@dianakamidi3433😅😅

@amymusungu861

4 ай бұрын

This is wot is called God's grace Different for every one!

Lets just pray and dedicate to God whatever investment,business or job that we do,make a special offering to God....some fate and confusion is from the devil.May God bless the work of our hands.We won't labour in vain...I know many go through worse and this story saddened me.😪😪

Who is back hapa to check who got blue ticks 😀

@ivankibet6355

Жыл бұрын

Wallae tena😂

@koketchamos

Жыл бұрын

I am here

@paschalinambatha3463

11 ай бұрын

Meee😂😂😂😂

@eileenchoge1951

11 ай бұрын

Me😂😂

@Cts_ville

9 ай бұрын

Tukooooooo😂😂😂😂

hio kengele kwa coffee shop ni ile bell ya tea break😂😂😂

"Ukiwa na pesa unaeza piga mtu risasi mbele ya camera" - tafakari ya babu

What would our lives be bila young and stupid! Yaani mtoi wangu hutoka shule and he's like mum angalia kama Kuna new episode!! Na his 4! Your biggest fun

This is a lesson to learn......na vile you're narrating, the pain in my chest. Since i started listening to your stories i have learned a lot.Thanks for this channel

The mustard joke was over the roof 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kuna watu wanapesa hii kenya all those millions gone🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

Niko Qatar after hii story, wacha nirudi home nijifanyie vitu zangu pole pole.

wale mumewahi frraiaa juu ya kuibiwa piga like apa

Queen of Young and Stupid! Mimi nataka huyu Sarah akuje atuambie hii story live! Juu enyewe hii inaitaji hashtag. #PrayforSarah!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hio mustard joke nayo imeweza 😂😂. We approve, hio nayo usiambiwe, leo umejaribu sana 😂😂.

@annkawira3225

3 жыл бұрын

heheheheh!

Manze, hueva is writing those jokes syncing with the dress colour of the day. Thank you. Siku hizi nawakunywa na intro hata mimi sana

Detectives wa Cytonn tumekimbia huku....gonga like ya mkurugenzi tukisonga! 😂

Abel Mutua , chenye ulifanya , Mungu akulipe tu , lakini ile siku ntapatana nawewe ... utafurahiii, i was a die hard Cyton client, after this walijua nimechanuliwa, weeks after your story came to be a reality. Nakushukuru

Abeliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii............ebu tupigie ile story ya train ilipata accident na watu 140 wakapoteza life

@gerishonmwaniki5318

3 жыл бұрын

Wapi huko?

Imagine that coffee shop scenario mkuru akiwa one of the detectives.....itakua comedy gold

@paulineshamaine796

3 жыл бұрын

io Dongomothi ingefrrrrrahi

@allanmars9849

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulineshamaine796 😂😂😂😂

@nesphorymwakale3528

3 жыл бұрын

Hapo angekuwa amecheza andakava sana😂

@beatkui

3 ай бұрын

Kenyans got talent

Kununua nyumba hapa Nairobi ni tricky, jaribu hata Buruburu mwenye alikuuzia akikufa watoto wake wanataka nyumba ya baba yao.

Honestly, Sarah was spiritually unlucky. This is not normal. 🤭 She ought to pray over her life deeply because why is it, every time she is investing in something, it goes south? Some spiritual confusion.

It's my first time here and now I'm never leaving this channel 🔥💯

@DJ Evolve so sad 😭😭, like for his prayers. Kama haijakupita

Jamaa wetu wa Meoos and femeoosss,,, 🤣🤣. Naisha msee!

@nairobimadedaddie682

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/dJZozbF-c67FoJM.html 💯

Nimerewind hio part ya Pesa ni mzuri inafanya mtu anashoot DJ mbele ya CCTV.It's quite unfortunate yet very true

@Awissi

3 жыл бұрын

Si watu wengi walielewa hiyo line. It's so so sas that's someone's life was permanently changed.

God bless everyone in da house

Mkuruuuuuuu na watu wa majuu si tutacheza na Mpesa 😍😍😍how will we watch live show 😊😊😊na uni salimie leo🤗🤗🤗

This reminds me of a lady in diaspora who used to send money to her parents in Kenya to build her a house. Picha ya land na nyumba alikua anatumiwa but when she finally landed in kenya, sema machos!! The dad alikua anakula doh so there was no house...sema depreshon! Saa who do you trust oh? lawyers wanalambwa, family wanakucheza...at this rate me tu nangoja manshon mbiguni! 😭😭

@nivandalulaxy9376

3 жыл бұрын

Waaaah....sorry to her

@jaygee5757

3 жыл бұрын

@@nivandalulaxy9376 ehhh...hii dunia itatuonyesha!....your own parents?? wah Hope she recovered.

@shizma7917

3 жыл бұрын

Sad!

@sarujirealestate2247

3 жыл бұрын

Engage a project manager, funds are disbursed for construction at stages and once certificates are issued at different levels, payments made to contractors, via a lawyer

@shizma7917

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarujirealestate2247 nothing works un kenya hata hii is still not like a guarantee you will get best results

Si mkitoka hapa muende cta mu watch interview ya mkuru na Jugush na uende na notebook coz it has good lessons

The way he said "like money is good ". Finished me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Leoo nimefika huku mapema sana banaa. Nimeomba off hadi saa nane niskize mkurugenzi na hii story yake ya Naiiiirroooobiiii

I was an employee of cytonn for 6 months, vituko ziko huko ndani wah,, yaani i had to surrender and resign

@nivandalulaxy9376

3 жыл бұрын

Good for you...

@Njerukinyua

3 жыл бұрын

Toboa tuskie

@Mkurugenziii

3 жыл бұрын

Ala!! Pia wewe uliona fire?

@fidellamast8410

3 ай бұрын

Hii story ya Cytonn imenishtua. Nimefungua MMF huko. Munisaidie.

Am also a victim wa Urithi🙉. They can convince anyone to buy hewa na ukweli utabuy!!! Those Urithi sales team & management are full of cons! Lesson learnt well.

Mkuruuuuu!!! At this rate Mimi nitaframe tu picha yako nikuwe nikiona kila siku juu Merch inachelewa,,,na lukuuu Ni Safi ,mustard👏

Hivyo ndio Gakuyo ilitutenda, na huyo jamaa bado ako free anatembeza gwado huku na kule

In any business ukiskia 'wekelea'..RUN

The mention of "species twende kazi" is a headline hitters😂

Sometimes you even don't know who to trust. Diaspora remittance crosses over 32 billion, a good chuck of that money inapotea in dubious ways, especially real estate Gakuyo investment was one just to name a few, we have Optiven and others so make a choice when you intend to invest in real estate. Pole Sana Kwa Sarah. Thanks Mkuruu for enlightening us.

dealing with real estate developers is like "pata Potea" especially coz they insist you have to pay all monies directly to them. There can never be enough due diligence. Everything always looks good on paper concerning the property, but unfortunately, we cannot do DD on individuals' intentions, when greed sets in, innocent investors' hard-earned money goes down the drain.

@rogerskiome9138

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe due diligence on the structure of the company, like if there are regulations regarding access to the contributors' money.

Naskia kukojoa, team Diaspora 🇰🇪🇩🇪 kujeni tulie juu Sisi hunyoroshwa vilivyo, nimekumbuka kitu aki😭😭😭💕👌💯Mkuru keep the fayaaaaaaaaaaa

Abel chose VAYOLENCE on this video yaani!!! No chills with these sagas.

Borana wangu wako wapi 😂 mkuruuu nawatch kutoka isiolo 😂😂❤️🔥🔥

@DonHunter

3 жыл бұрын

Nione kando

that cyton part has reminded me of interweb😭😭...i lost so much money...that is a story and a half

Diamond properties na hizo greenhouse zenu mungu awaone.....we lost pesa ya sacco huko bana....machooos😓😓😏😏

am a culprit of Urithi....crying to date

Before I sleep beside me is my phone. On KZread listening to mkuru legendary stories. 👌👌

Aki na umenisaidiiiiiiia karibu wanitandike aaaaaaaaai

@zoebutama

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t even think about it.... please RUUUUN

Hii ya leo mkuruu imeweza watu wengi wa glf pesa zimepotelea hivyio kwama investments hao watu wamenyonya wengi sana siuongo 🤔🥂🍾

Mkurungezi today your jokes were too funny! Ati she said “namanamanama” 🤣🤣🤣. By the way I got the mustard joke on hot dog 😄

@skippyopwapo

3 жыл бұрын

Pesa inaweza fanya upige bouncer risasi waaah

@Brian-jc4gz

2 жыл бұрын

Nyumba ni unfinished kama nguo za kanye west😂

This story traumatizes me because I have had my share of this pain, infact hawa wanakupatia mpaka title deed then, when I decide to do some valuation of the same property from the companies that understand that area nikapata ile value nililipa is 15times more than the actual cost kwa ground.....saying I was broken is an understatement.

Hahaha ukiwa na Pesa unaweza piga watu bunduki without worries... I see what you did there

@jessicahkemunto8808

3 жыл бұрын

Babu owino 😂

You had me on the floor .... when you mentioned Uriithi

I promise myself next live , nitakuwa front seat .hii ya Sato haidhuru

Suraya Victim here also

Yani 6.2 milli hivo tu, aki my chest Aaaaiiiii😭😭😭

Hapo pa shetani kungoja uwekelee pesa pap!!! Imeniua😂😂😂😂

Ate "wroooong hatujamalizana, lamba glucose" 😆😆

He! Nkikumbuka nilitandikwa ma Thao kadhaa na wa Nigeria ndio nipewe sure ODDS pale sport pesa naskia kulia 😭😭😭 KAMOOO

Sarah give up on investment seems like it is not for you aki 😭😭

One week later and am still feeling the pain for her

Aki n the way we had a neighbour who used to work @Urithi n gari alikua anachange kama ngotha kumbe it was @the expense of other's sweat.......... Lawd have mercy

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭no we need to sanitize with prayers before getting in any business...Allah protect us and guide us to the straight path..Ameen

@aishahemedi8452

Жыл бұрын

True true

I thank God for my cousin. When the time came for me to buy a land he really helped me. We got it directly from his friend at a price lower than it’s value. That was my first investment. Second is a car and I know he will guide me this time as well. That’s why you should be thankful when your family members prosper. He is my destiny helper.

@emilymula645

Жыл бұрын

Yours is one in a million. Some of us have been washed properly by own kiddo , siblings n other relatives. I watched on one channel where someone from 🇬🇧 was conned by her mom n siblings. Nowadays, i get it when i see folks not bother to invest back home 😔

@kenyanroadman8350

8 ай бұрын

@@emilymula645bana ile ya kutuma pesa ya nyumba na mali wah

Wakurugenziiii... Si uwache like tu ni bambike🙏

This Cyton story is same thing that happened to me huko Golden Scape greenhouses , same story, same period, same events only different names 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. I feel broken now

@jaygee5757

3 жыл бұрын

pole

@zoebutama

3 жыл бұрын

Pole bro .... yes greenhouses suffered the same fate

I look forward to the live recording God willing nitajaajaa kikurugenzi

I like the editing of this. Dope. Kwanza hapo kwa kula pause. Then it was paused. Good creative

Mkuruu leo nipe like na wadau pia zenyu zikam

Before you venture into investment you need to consult an investment analyst, and look at their financial operations

@abraham_ke

3 жыл бұрын

The word is, actually, legitimate investment analyst.

Waaah the one of the best stories... Mkuru has ever done, the reactions killed me everytime .....

BEST STORY TELLING YET! 💯👌👍

Great lessons for all Kenyans... Mkuru hapa inafaa kila mmoja wetu alipe free lessons

Mkuruu ata hakuna kitu imeniuma kama the last bit of the beatings!30 days!! Khhhhhhhaaaaaaai ni hujuma hii 😐😐 familiiiiaaa!!!tunamuombea pleaseee hii due diligence inakaa dau ya deligence..😀😀😀

Am watching this, and I don't have more energy to continue 😪..devastating 😪

"let's get down with it". accent ya MK 😂🤣😂..nice one..

Cytonn,cytonn cytonn..nimewachia hapo

This just gave me chest pains 😭 between 2018-2019 I lost 79k to MLM weeh lakini Kuna mwenye amepoteza mamilioni 🙆 no comment.

Tuko hapa, blessed na hizi story moto!!! piga...juizzze mtu yangu 😅!!! "...Nairobi ni ya wa,ama.."

The long wait thanks for the stress reliver

Wooooooi it young and stupid was a person, Sara Takes the day 😂😂😂😂😂. Mkuruuuu Asanteh sana, nimekujenga ile side ya Bi Mkurugenzi. Thanks for entertaining us.

Sarah alikapitia.....hIi in a way ni sad hata kama mtu ako job....bt mkuru kuuliza tu hizi intro naona pia soon zitakua separate series...in a way zimo form....

Bro, I really love your stories manze,mungu akujalie nguvu ili uendelee kutuburudisha

I lost 5k, and later 20k from that day I learnt my lesson, hii Kenya trust no one with money💰

Wacha niache hii comment hapa ndio kila time mtu akilike inanikumbusha chest pain ya kuconniwa

One thing achana na property holdings yoyote wachana nayo....look for land on yourself buy yourself following all due diligence for you're self there is a process to buying land before even transacting money ....there is something called research on everything before doing anything buying cars investment on insurance policy's......do research wakurugenzi

Mkurugenzi unakaa mzuri.... Good job with the story...

enyewe pole kwa sarah for learning through own experince...asante mkuru n team for nice work

Luku imeenda shule congrats to Jessie

Wueh! Nairobi, shamba la mawe.

What was missing in all these stories was proper due diligence, some of these companies were shaky from the date they were incorporated.

@rogerskiome9138

2 жыл бұрын

I can say financial due diligence.. the company can be sound from a legal point of view but very lacking from a financial point

Government need to introduce young and stupid in School.Student need to know what is happening out here

Aki mkurugenzi sisi wa Timbuktu unataka aje na sisi,.....si utufanyie kama Njugush.....utuekee kwa website tutalipa....nipeeni like kama una agree

One thing i have learnt from these episodes is that `GREED' is a major factor......enjoy your little cash and make little investments.

@goldenderrick1129

3 жыл бұрын

sasa kununua nyumba ni greed

@curtiesmalika5144

3 жыл бұрын

@@goldenderrick1129 hata mimi nashangaa 😂😂 tell him to understand the story kwanza

@princejoelkenya7902

3 жыл бұрын

@@goldenderrick1129 buying three times is....plus how do you use all your savings on one investment.

@princejoelkenya7902

3 жыл бұрын

@@curtiesmalika5144 unajua meaning ya `this' na `these'

@curtiesmalika5144

3 жыл бұрын

@@princejoelkenya7902 sijui mkuu, nifunze

This story is so sad... how Kenyans especially in the diaspora lose so much money trying to invest back home. It's time laws and regulations were put in place to protect investors no matter how small from all these unscrupulous companies and directors.

@elizabethw5569

11 ай бұрын

True I have never understood how these people swindle people and they just move on with life

Joke ya mustard imeweza 🤣mtu ambaye hajacheka tu ni Sarah 💔😢🙏

Reflection ... story za mkuru ni kioo kabisa ya jamii... majority wamepigwa tu ile kitu

SARAAAH!!! Eish. Ata nmeishiwa na nguvu. I can't. But at least, now we know. . .

unapiga DJ risasi mbele ya cctv na huwezi shikwa😂😂 Mkuru wewe ni mtrue. You inspire me alot with your stories. Kitu umebakisha ni kuafanya nifutwe job juu siwezi concetrate nikikuskiza.😅😅