I used to belittle my friend for listening to mkurugenzi. Guess who is watching mkuru videos at night nowadays so my friend doesn't find out 😅

@jairusronoh

5 ай бұрын

No shame in admitting you were wrong😂

@serahdaniel8136

4 ай бұрын

Same case here, nowadays na binge watch mkuru while recruiting watu nikama ni cult ❤😊

@Martinmaina112

3 ай бұрын

​@@serahdaniel8136😢

Who is waiting for part 2 ❤😊

I almost forgot how it feels to have 50+ minute episodes bana

@hedwiglilande8981

Жыл бұрын

That's a whole movie😊

Since my son introduced me to mkuru in 2020 I have never missed an episode..my weekly dose of happiness is watching mkuru

The way he shifts to Arabic accent 😂... wholesome

@joycewamuyu5660

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 the accent kabisa hadi I had to rewatch nihakikishe ni yeye anaongea

@lasso_21

Жыл бұрын

@@joycewamuyu5660 my new catchphrase I swear 😂

@warikonganga7705

11 ай бұрын

I know... I have rewatched them so many times.

@JosephOdongo-qh2gh

4 ай бұрын

Walahi Hadi narewind

This is insane!!! I kept getting this channel recommended to me by KZread but I could not understand it. I am Zimbabwean 🇿🇼 and I saw the titles were not in English so I kept not clicking. I finally gave up and clicked yesterday and realised I could click for English 🇬🇧 captions....oooohhh boy, I haven't laughed like this 😅 in a long time. Swahili is so similar to Shona spoken in Zimbabwe so I understand quite a lot from just listening and also the Swahili I learnt when I travelled to Kenya for the first time to shoot my very first music video. Kenya and Kenyans were epic! Will forever be grateful, I will forever be grateful.I think it is fair to also say I am now an honorary Kenyan the way my Swahili is getting better and better every single day 😂! And lest I forget, Abel you are crazy 🤪, proper crackers in your storytelling! Now it is past 1am and I am listening to these episodes....Hilarious but very relatable stuff as an immigrant! Keep shining ✨️

34:57 = Your love language is VIOLENCE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This episode would make a fire movie

Gulf is good for those who abide by the rules of the land, na kuna pesa for those who are patient, trust the process na kujinyima

Gulf it's either you party or you save not both, you choose one, abide by the rules usijifanye mjanja, thank you Mkuru for always sharing these stories they can be so helpful to someone planning to relocate

@Kennyfitness0

Жыл бұрын

True.

@jeffreactions

Жыл бұрын

So true bro

Yaani, hii ni deadly. But I really hope with this risky business deal he's properly covered, ki-fedha wise na pia amepewa makaratasi legit. If I were him ningeitisha a pretty good sum of cash and stash it in a Kenyan bank account just in case mambo iende segemnege 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@benardettekibe3082

Жыл бұрын

I am thinking loud on this one.....I hope amejijenga Kenya....Kwanza hawa manaija waa!!!

Mkuru nailed it on the arabic accent🔥

@nicksm254

Жыл бұрын

Bana , he knows how to do it better 💯

Let's hope hakuna mkenya atajua Jamaa wetu, let's hope he doesn't get Caught... Let's pray for him to continue Sanitising the streets of Qatar 💯💯💯💯

@alexkimutai2389

Жыл бұрын

I know him am also in qatar 😅

This episode is on point..mkuru, uko legit bro.. I work in Qatar and I can confirm 99% of your story as legit

@koconu.t

Жыл бұрын

Hello julius can you also help connect me to any jobs there

@fredrickkimemiagachuhi5639

Жыл бұрын

Ukiskia tu taal imetoka kwa land cruiser na hauna documents omba mbio iwe pande yako juu sithani utawezana na mbio ya land cruiser 😅

Wakurugenzi can't wait for this one

@evanswachira8027

Жыл бұрын

me too..

@dansonmuraya3042

Жыл бұрын

😅😅😊😊😊

Am addicted with this adi na imitate the fun parts kama hii kituuuuuuuuuiuuuu 😂😂😂😂😂

I can relate this 100 % even the cops wakishika hizo drugs they get some rewards from government wanaeza fanya kila kitu ndio wazishike ........enjoying the story from Doha

@binginduchez4530

Жыл бұрын

Mm wanishika mara mbili live live mkenya na Stori ilibidi wanipee go na tei nikapewa

26:47-27:15 I swear that is Top Tier story telling. I felt the tension like I was right there next to the land cruiser. Mkuru🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@naomimwende5194

Жыл бұрын

I swear 😊

@cold_streets.lyrics

Жыл бұрын

Hii season imeanza na mamoto🔥🔥😂

@sammyderrick8658

Жыл бұрын

I know right...

@sarahkaranjamuhoro6041

Жыл бұрын

As am ex gulf I felt the tension.Weeh😅

@vinpettit

Жыл бұрын

That zooming in was everything

It’s the mike sonko facial expression for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣mkuruuu Wewe uko 🔥 bn 🔥

Only in Kenya. This video is literally a heads up to kenyans in the magendo biz 🤣🤣🤣 kenyans forward we move. all nationalities are floating, even the arabs🤣🤣🤣 proud to be kenyan

I swear I've watched this like 3 times..😢 what is happening here in Qatar you can even fear to have or welcome friends around you

Oesophagus was just chilling 😂😂😂😂Loved this kama kawaidaaaa🔥Mkuruu never disappoints 💃

@mellosmith3674

Жыл бұрын

I thought alisema duodenum 😂

Hello I've never commented but today I've a request.I do enjoy your stories.Can you please do a story of Godogodo who was a Nigerian brilliant please

Us here in Qatar love your art Mkuru🥰🥰🥰…..big up sana

Waiting, I can't believe apa KZread I've watched more than 150+ of mkurugenzi's content 💯💯.. Weeh big up manzee

@Mkurugenziii

Жыл бұрын

I appreciate that Mkurugenzi.

@johnmwaniki7835

Жыл бұрын

​@@Mkurugenziii merchandise ulimaliza iyo stori ama...rudisha round two especially the jackets

@evanswambua3701

Жыл бұрын

@@Mkurugenziii its the 'show me your firigisi for me'🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@karl_james

Жыл бұрын

I have watched each and every episode Abel has ever uploaded 😅

@Ndutawambugua

Жыл бұрын

@@Mkurugenziii surely 😅we need part 2 of this

Hey, Mkuru, this is top notch. I felt the tension, wueh 😳

I swear mimi nimeona episodes zote za Mkuru.....siwezi pata zawadi ata kama ni hood venye tunaenda ile msimu.......big up lakini this ws one of the best episodes

Big up mkurugenzi ahsante sana kwa story zako🥰👏

@Mkurugenziii

Жыл бұрын

Thank you too for being here!

Nimekuwa nikiskia mkurugenzi.. yesterday i subscribed. Weeuh. I have been missing out. This my fave you tube channel now. .😅

Best diastories😎 Motooooo Mkurugenzi to the world

My lil bro kept insisting i watch mkuru and uweh!!!this guy is talented 😊😊igweeeeeeee

It's so unfortunate the Nigerians hawaelewi Mkuru💔💔 cause if they understood him, wangeponea

Mkuru hii story ni kali bana niko qatar 🇶🇦 na hii story imenifunza nijichunge sana sana siwezi amini mtu

Wueeh bring more episodes worth 50+ minutes mazee😃

This is one of the most interesting diastory I've ever watched😂..big up mkuru🙌. This is a good sign hii season tunapokea bangers pon di bangers!

@Mkurugenziii

Жыл бұрын

Shukran Sana!!

Being a Mkurugenzi is like being a Mackenzi follower, manze my Mum have watched yu once nowdays ameachana na Afro Cinema sahizi yeye na KZread ni kitu moja, nikipiga simu accent ni ya Mkuru 😂 😂 mara oohh nitafrahia mara oohh hii kitu, aki mkuru yu gat a wave 🌊, sasa niko na budget ya Tsho ya Mum amesema lazima apige luku ya Mkuru

Base ya tei inaitwa mama pima is so addictive tho,,,good content mkuruuu

Manze I've watched all of mkuru's videos I think i need to be awarded 😁😁

This is my number one story you’ve ever told,boss nika movie boss hadi Nilikuwa na Iona live kwa mbichwa,I would love to hear the ending,big up bro,watching from Minneapolis

Mkurugenzi,,, kuliendaaje na Ma Nigerians,,, nagojea sana ❤

Air Arabia I can relate , otherwise somebody to connect me to Qatar after this sweet story, nitakua nakumbukia hapa 😊

Mkurungenzi number one show in youtube big up ❤❤

Funniest episode so far, I've longed for laughter. More episodes like this😂😂😂

Bana who else was looking at the time and wondering its so little left and the story is getting more juicier aaaaah noma sana.....was on edge as eff

The story is real💯 all the Qatar🇶🇦 documents, metrash and id is mandatory. Mkuru you have delivered it 💯

@Mkurugenziii

Жыл бұрын

Shukran Sana Mkurugenzi!

@janeyerics184

Жыл бұрын

😅😅 I survived 2 months without id or metrash... season ya world cup was free

@yahcanonbenisrael650

Жыл бұрын

I.D me huieka kwa mfuko ya boxer nsipatane na Al Fazaa 😂😂

script writers should get an idea from this story. a min series based on real life story. wow! good narration by Makuru..👏👏

Wuuueeeh leo hii story imetoa skills zote za mkuruu👏 Yaani hivii, God akiumba mkuru alikua akipigiana story na kucheka akimwambia go ye and beat them the stories my son, good stories with lessons sonny😊

The humour in this tale got me😂😂😅🔥

Good thing with diastories prepare those are on their way to diaspora learning for free and get general knowledge fan since day sitawai choka kuwatch mkuru.

Mkuru is such an amazing storyteller. I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for the update.

I've always ignored this guy,but leo its my first time watching his video, yaani mpaka mwisho, and I've enjoyed everything,,simply amazing

@Mkurugenziii

Жыл бұрын

Welcome on board!!!

@stanleyyego2671

Жыл бұрын

pitia kwa kibe upewe whips kwanza 😅umekuwa wapi all this time

@sarangecreatives5653

11 ай бұрын

You don't know what you've been missing chukua popcorns Sasa uwatch episode zote. .... Utafurahi 😅

@christinenjoki2747

11 ай бұрын

Nilisema tu kuna siku mtu ata binge watch hukuz...karibu sana

@godwinkimani1909

11 ай бұрын

He is our DJ Afro kwa stories

Not me sharing this link to everyone I know in Qatar.😂😂😂y'all keep safe my loves na mkikuwa undercovers mtutumie kakitu!

Mkuru pia accent ya kiarabu imekumbali. You have good memory. Huku gulf si mchezo. Hutle ni real

Timothy Kimani was just chillin' 😅🤣

i am cop but salute to that man my story nitakutafuta upee watu

Ukipeana vle kumeenda juu ni real time utafanya the guy ajulikane, since story utasema ya wa naija itakua recents kwa news za qatar...labda u take time kwanza the story i fade...awesome story btw

Hi Mkuru ..just tell our fellow kenyan that it never ends well with cops..but it's interesting let's see how it will unfold.

@naomwambui257

Жыл бұрын

Especially Arabs . He better go back home.

@glorianjenga9058

Жыл бұрын

Snitches get stitches achunge sana

@faithimelda1554

Жыл бұрын

@@glorianjenga9058 yes yes.

This is my 3rd video watching from this channel, & let me tell you maina,I love it here. Such a unique way of doing journalism. Good job bwana Abel

@Mkurugenziii

5 ай бұрын

Welcome aboard!

My stress reliever channel,,Big up Abeli Mkuru💪💪

@jeffreactions

Жыл бұрын

We should be friends😂😂

Yaani this guy; Niko jobo on weekend lakini namuskiza one whole hour. add the few ads here and there.... Jameni you are truly exceptional with your craft Abel. Kudos.

Yet another hit story Mkuru. You never fail to amaze me...

Mkuru so talented. Good stuff👌👌👌👌

Last week ndio niwatch first story ya young and stupid.....man nikokaribu kuwatch .....what is KZread bila abeli...thank sana

@Mkurugenziii

Жыл бұрын

Welcome on Board!!!

Air Arabia nkama mat za gikomba 😂😂😂😂😂

@user-un9dx2rw2q

3 ай бұрын

Wueeh hio kifo heri ata usiende na hio flight 😂😂😂

Watching the story from Doha.... everything in this story is accurate

@manuelmghanga2682

Жыл бұрын

Serikali yafaa kumfanyia kitu this is a national treasure 💖

@husseinmasha4783

Жыл бұрын

Same here from qatar 🇧🇭 moto sana

55 min of pure niceness

Never missed an episode since episode ya kwanza ukiwa kwa stool kwa red soil na simu ya bi mkuru.😅😅😅😅 Mob love mkuru. Keep up the good work🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤

@doctorharry

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 ni kitambo Sana

@wangarimbuthia

11 ай бұрын

What is it's title?

I like it mazeh big up mtu wangu💪...nmekuwa nkikufuatilia sana your more than creative and i wish one day tupinge job pamoja maze🙏,,,so salimia jungush na familia ya Mutua!!!nakuget from Qatar doha.

Huyo boy sioni akitoboa mzuri...atafuraaahia.

@mercyryan6961

4 ай бұрын

Yeye ndiye alipee mkuru story, so maybe aliacha

👍🏿🔥 MKURUGENZI you never disappoint 🔥 🙏🏿 ASANTE SANA BRO🙏🏿

Point of correction mkuru yalla is go telling someone to come u say taal..being an an alien "kemboi" is stress though those jobs u get pay handsomely coz u are not under a company..mtu anakaanga pesa ikiwa mpesa😂😂😂 juu ukishikwa ata hakuna kubeba luggage unarudishangwa vile uko😂😂😂😂

this stories of mkuu I have been watching them to uplift me I been throu alot but they keeps me busy to bring my self back,kazi safi unasaidia hapa ije to maintain smile👏👏

Mukuru bwana mm nakuwatch nikiwa staffroom live and teachers are intrested hapa Gaisha school

A place to find relief men😢it's always here.

@mijunajude1360

Жыл бұрын

Don't I relate mate

Wuehh this should be a movie😂😂loved it ❤

Funny facts tushawai setiwa but God halali kayole hatukubebwa 2yrs down the line we are still in Arabic country working proper thank God, I relate with the story mbaya.

Still following mukuru stories closely 🤔🧐 a great story.👏😎

Kama episode 1 ni moto hivi 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥it's seems great stories of diastories incoming 👏👏👏👏👏wueh I can't wait for episode 2 😃😃

@Mkurugenziii

Жыл бұрын

You are not ready!!!!

I think I know where the theme song is from... And I'm impressed

Mkuru ungepiga hii story ukiwa na ile kanzu ulivaa kwa Daddy-Daughter Q&A🎉 Can't you recreate this as a movie I'd love to be a character

Mkuruuu umenikumbusha mbali,, got a bad boss nkatoroka,,, nakwambia nlikua naona karao karibu bodily fluids zianze kutoka,,,I swore never again,,, wakuelewa na aelewe

Team qatar let's gather here 😂😂😂 1:08

Always a mkurugenzi! I thank God he created such a talent...enjoying every bit.

Wow, today was the day I was your interview in LNs show,and I got this video, congratulations Abel

First time watching mkurugenzi today, and really enjoyed ebu nioge niende job, hii story inabamba

The addiction... More love.. Hope tukimalizia izi Episodes tunapata degree in storytellering.

Premiere gang we can't keep calm camping here till it premieres

MKUU WALAHI YOU ARE THE BEST ONE NIMESKIZA STORY MOB ZAKO BUT HII NIMALIZIE

Wow!! This is a top notch,,, can't to hear the next episode

Mkuruu u are just on another lever , the flow of the stories and details is from another planet , keep it up

Hii nayo wasee wangu watanitii pale kwa baze ya jaba... nawachapia kimkurugenzi🙌 ,,,,,watabambika niaje😂😂😂, Otherwise Songa sana manze, unatujengea siku after a long day of hustle mann....👊👊👊

For 10 hours, I have been listening to this.....

story za Qatar kataaa...ntakuja kupeana realism on the ground soon nangoja tu unipee mic....be blessed Mkuru and keep entertaining and enlighting us

I'm becoming an addict of Mkuru's videos....can't wait for this one

@kev2543

Жыл бұрын

Umechelewa sana ulikuwa wapi

@winniemwai344

Жыл бұрын

Haiya sisi ata tumeshaaenda rehab and relapsed becoz mkuru.... He's gat us

@kev2543

Жыл бұрын

@@winniemwai344 natukatibiwa but hatukupona we learnt how to live with it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@allanngetich3272

Жыл бұрын

Kumbe tuko wengi hii addiction,, nisipowatch mkuru jua haitatua

@collinsngeno104

Жыл бұрын

Alafu how I wished someone could subscribe more than once for Mkuru...

The best diastories ever

@manuelmghanga2682

Жыл бұрын

And the longest too ever

Kazi safi Abeli. Ile kitu najua ni a very large number of maafande hawanaga urafiki wa dhati na mtu. Anaenda kufraaai hivi karibuni.

Mkurugenzi wa Wakurugenzi. Im addicted to this channel.

Wueeeh ya Leo ni kali! Can't wait for what happens next

What a story teller he is. I love it💖. Mind you I did not know him until I saw him at Lynn Ngugi show a month ago. Abel Mutual is thee men. My sister has been following you for a very long time and she thinks you are a great dad and a role model for you daughter. As for me nice meeting you. Amazing person with a big heart

Since episode 1 i have been seeing growth in storyteling abilities. Sijawai cheka hivo mkuru. Pongezi

True meaning of a series waiting for the next part meanwhile thanks a lot Mkuru.