Ryan surely got "A BLESSING FROM THE LORD". He has sensible logic for every goddamn thing.

@yochippa9733

Жыл бұрын

I found him!

@Im_rrc

Жыл бұрын

@@yochippa9733 whom?

@yochippa9733

Жыл бұрын

Ryan. My man from all the GTA clips

@Im_rrc

Жыл бұрын

@@yochippa9733 yeah bro, those goofy gta clips creators just steal Ryan's voice and don't even add the credits.

@yochippa9733

Жыл бұрын

@@Im_rrc factual

This is actually more enjoyable than watching random GTA videos.

@XxboxodxX-nk4mz

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@_noobbot

Жыл бұрын

true

@brostrait17

Жыл бұрын

I subscribed on Friday and he was at 89.5K, now hes at 111K. This might be the fastest growing KZread channel

@r.mckin8140

Жыл бұрын

​@@brostrait17 coryxkenshin had 2mil subs six years ago and now he has 15mil so there's faster people out there

@brostrait17

Жыл бұрын

@@r.mckin8140 thats over years tho. This is a matter of days

That last one. That is a very good question. These questions need to be answered!!

Bro got on his roof only for us. That's a W and dedication.

NAH BRO, THE PIZZA ONE HAD ME THINKING DEEP 💀

@GameLasr

11 ай бұрын

It is because the pizza box is easier to make when it is a square

@GGBlaster

10 ай бұрын

It’s because they’re giving you a square deal: you’ll want to be a round for this, cause here we try angles!

@Mehak-dq2xw

10 ай бұрын

2 slice pizza boxes: *I have no weakness* Also 69th like nice

@AnaMaria-zo6lx

9 ай бұрын

It’s not like you have a circle box, a circle pizza and a circle slice

@GGBlaster

9 ай бұрын

@@AnaMaria-zo6lx”Ferb! I know what we’re gonna do today!”

*about to eat a pizza* *hears Ryan's thought* *looks at the pizza* *questions his life* *me screaming cuz this comment has 2,000 likes*

@shadowhenry7680

5 ай бұрын

Bro said: huh?

@mikepappas1289

5 ай бұрын

He starts to question life

@GlobeTrek_ExplorerAviation

5 ай бұрын

Pizza box is square probably because the people create the box from a flat thing into an actual box right before the pizza goes in and it is also makes it easier to mass produce pizza boxes and save money

@roki9680

5 ай бұрын

*lol*

@user-fj3bq8tp8l

5 ай бұрын

​@@GlobeTrek_ExplorerAviation great now I can't laugh at the joke anymore

For that Pizza one, even though Pizzas are round, square boxes are preferred. This is because a square box is made using just a single cardboard sheet while a round box requires several sheets, that needed to be joined together using special machinery. So, it is cheaper and simpler to make square boxes. As square boxes can be easily assembled on site, they are transported in the form of flat cardboard sheets, easily stacked on one another. However, round boxes need to be first assembled. This makes it difficult to transport and store these huge piles of boxes on site. Further, there are empty spaces around the Pizza in the square box, making it easy to lift the Pizza slice. The empty spaces can even be used to place Chili Flakes, Oregano, etc. Also the last shower thought, combined with the epic "No Time For Caution" music from Interstellar literally made me float in air with my arms wide open.

he unlocked the power of 24/7 A.I 😂😂

“The prophecy is true..” Got me dying on my clothes

@joubertjennings6050

Жыл бұрын

In the living room????

@Mm2cr3ator

Жыл бұрын

What

@Zer0fn28

Жыл бұрын

🤨🤨🤨

@K.O-ANIMATIONS

8 ай бұрын

I dont get the prophecy sponge joke

@jade-drop433

5 ай бұрын

Are you dying, or just knocked out?

My brain after this video 📉📉📉

@romanbundy921

Жыл бұрын

Ikr 😂😂

@romanbundy921

Жыл бұрын

Same here though

@romanbundy921

Жыл бұрын

@K.ABIOTYK Master This is not an alternative account, this is probably how I feel after watching the video, I question really too much... 😅

@iicadenxxi1713

Жыл бұрын

MY brain after watching this video: 📈📈📈📈📈📈🥹 thank you Ryanhdlombard, I am now using 50% of my brain power, I will now go on a journey to unlock my soul and you have given me the boost of life ✝️✝️🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

@Allosss

Жыл бұрын

😓

It's the Crum falling for me 😂😂😂😂

@Itsyourgirl_isi

3 ай бұрын

I- I may have thought you said Crum without the r 😅😅😅😅

@Itsqueenthingsok

Ай бұрын

@@Itsyourgirl_isisame bro😭🔫

@user-ux4bm6qz2j

Ай бұрын

BRO SAMMEE

“Taking a dump when you’re leaving it” got me 😂😂😂💩💩💩

“Ryan, when I kicked you out it did NOT MEAN YOU CAN START LIVING ON MY ROOF!” I’m dead

@DemonClassic1

9 ай бұрын

Fr 😂 first one

@khanttvwomanhusband

8 ай бұрын

Then how did you comment if your dead

@Hearts_forJenna

7 ай бұрын

@@khanttvwomanhusband the humor 😭😭

@khanttvwomanhusband

7 ай бұрын

@@Hearts_forJenna what what what humor? Humor is not a thing

@Hearts_forJenna

7 ай бұрын

@@khanttvwomanhusband it is

I still feel bad for the fallen mushroom of the pizza😂

@romanbundy921

Жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@kaseyennis69

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@FocusBoi453

Жыл бұрын

Saw that too lmao

@MangoMan26

Жыл бұрын

Same with me

@dubbox_funtime

Жыл бұрын

Yeh

how did bro think living in a rooftop was a good idea, what if it hails 💀

@Pancake_cat715

5 ай бұрын

Bye bye 😂😂

@KeithMee

2 ай бұрын

Who's it going to hail

Achievement unlocked!!! Hitting the camera with a metal nail ✨

Finally, not a random guy doing parkour in minecraft or some guy in gta and the actual guy

@Jgm101music

Жыл бұрын

I’m glad I found him

@DCA307

Жыл бұрын

IKR

@MohdAbuzarGaming

Жыл бұрын

He is the original creator

@Humz1

Жыл бұрын

Really? I always thought "carzeyyy" was the original creator...the one who does mc parkour

@Humz1

Жыл бұрын

@@MohdAbuzarGaming daym

The falling topping on the pizza was a paid actor ❤😂

@jackkelly7995

3 ай бұрын

It made it much better too 😂

dude every gust of wind is a fleeting touch from nature and also our heartbeat is the drum that keeps the rhythm of our life

" get off " got me rollin'😂

"Can u please fix my sattelite up there? I'm not getting any HBO"😂😂😂

@kellycampbell452

2 ай бұрын

Ik so funny

@JeyJey89

Ай бұрын

sorry diffrent country, what is HBO?

@NotGoonlo

Ай бұрын

@@JeyJey89 The signal for the TV

@JeyJey89

Ай бұрын

@@NotGoonlo thx😊

He needs more credit. People are stealing Ryan’s videos, replacing it with trash gta car crashing vids just to get views. Give this man the credit he deserves❤

@islands_dragon377

6 ай бұрын

Ikr

@IDuolingoYT

6 ай бұрын

Ikr

@Muhammed_Ali2628

6 ай бұрын

fr

@FaithfulOctober

5 ай бұрын

Fr

@schoolprojectpurpose3559

5 ай бұрын

Fr

The pizza one got me.😂😂😂

For those who don't know why pizza boxes are square, it makes it easier to grab a pizza slice Hope this helps a lot 😊😊😊

“ryan when i kick you out it doesn’t mean you can start living in my roof!” it made me laugh so hard 😂

@obanai_mitsuri-oi1tq

8 ай бұрын

Bro is inosuke and tanjiro

@goofyg0at3d

8 ай бұрын

@@obanai_mitsuri-oi1tq wat

Imagine being the camera man, you'd have to hear is over and over again everyday

@user-zr6xw4rq2t

9 ай бұрын

At least you don't die

Dang my boy broke all laws of physics and realism

The last one got me crazy 💀

"Well you're not in my living room right now so what is that about to make you"🥊🥊

@BlueyXLVII

5 ай бұрын

“Ok no more stupid questions from Ryan anymore!🎉”

Bro has the most recognisable voice on KZread shorts and needs more subs

@baseballstar1562

Жыл бұрын

Love your profile picture

@WavyWavyEggsAndBakey

Жыл бұрын

Jacksucksatlife fan alert

@debbiecowan5925

Жыл бұрын

Yess😂❤

@noahmiskelly6446

Жыл бұрын

@@baseballstar1562 it’s a jack sucks at life meme called toilet gang

@potito420

Жыл бұрын

TOILET GANG

“You’re not in my living room right now so what is that about to make you?” Damn chill💀

The pizza and sponge are actually good questions

Anyone gonna talk abt the fact that one of the rocks he threw actually hit the camera 😂

@emmanueloyebamiji3520

11 ай бұрын

I literally ducked lol

@autumndrock

11 ай бұрын

2 of them actually but good eye ❤

@nopenottoday5944

11 ай бұрын

@@autumndrock lol Ty

@nopenottoday5944

11 ай бұрын

@@autumndrockfun fact about me: I have a very strong perception for my glasses so my eyesight is pretty bad ;)

@Moo66-zl7oz

6 ай бұрын

I actually noticed that lol

The pizza box is, ironically, to cut corners.

@user-pr6ce2rj1l

5 ай бұрын

Or to not cut corners

@AAAAAAAAAAA7721

5 ай бұрын

Or,to make it less heavier.

Insert random gta driving course

Why is this stupid coffee machine not making my stupid coffee 😡😡😡 got me dying

The absolute best underrated content creator on this platform

@Moonlight44445

Жыл бұрын

Yes

You literally need more subscribers! The original one doesnt have much as likes but others has more and not even giving your credit You need to hit 500k+

@frostsans7yt

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@marlenedalcourt6478

Жыл бұрын

Fr Maine

@PUrpLe_FeEt17

Жыл бұрын

Big Facts

@IDKisReal2401

Жыл бұрын

They technically give credit If you look at the corner of any short you see the audio thingy, and in those scummy reuploads you can see they link back here That's how I found this channel

@InfusedLock

Жыл бұрын

Fr they give this guy no credit I just found him

Bro the last one still kind of makes sense

I love how he actually contemplates the pizza and the sponge one!

The sponges one got me into the deep hole💀

@anshplays2792

3 ай бұрын

It Absorbs it

@cornellhaye4371

3 ай бұрын

Ahoy

@FBI_Cyber

3 ай бұрын

Surface tension. The holes aren’t big enough for the water to pass through. When you squeeze the sponge, you break the surface tension of the water and force it out of the holes.

@kingmobile4730

3 ай бұрын

Aahahahaha not funny

@user-dz7ir1dd2w

3 ай бұрын

We got a nerd 😂😊

This guy literally breaks my brain 😂

"GIET UOFF" definitely my fav word😂

Love these videos. Also love how much that guy hates him.😂

His brainpower transcends the space 💀

"If there's a hole there's a goal" - Master Oogwgay

@Memerboi75

11 ай бұрын

Gay

@healbottree3550

11 ай бұрын

​@@Memerboi75it is

@manjithmohan6663

11 ай бұрын

Gay ?

@Dalcourt12412

11 ай бұрын

Sigma male

@Oscar_playzz

11 ай бұрын

Ayo

“The prophecy is true 👹” got me rolling down the stairs

That pizza crumb that fell😭😭

monster: "comes to catch me" me: "stays in living room and does not die"

Bro has more logic than Minecraft 💀

@HilariouslyAnnoying

Жыл бұрын

Way more logic

@SomeoneVeryBored

Жыл бұрын

That's not saying much

@Guganilson

Жыл бұрын

Minecraft is the worse game in the world loll

@iankurtvillanueva9044

11 ай бұрын

​@@Guganilsonwho asked for ur opinion kid

@Guganilson

11 ай бұрын

@@iankurtvillanueva9044 not these 3 year olds using a overused roast

"Well can you fix my satellite while ur up there im not getting any hbo" got me laughing

The last 3 lost me some brain cells😂

New one “Brooo how did the person who made clock’s know what time it was”

@ThatFacelessKnight

5 ай бұрын

ancient clock

@AnasAbdullah-sv8qg

2 ай бұрын

sundial

The pizza one is mad deep and got me questioning my own existence, and what life is

@DukeDude129

5 ай бұрын

They make the pizza boxes square because they want to save cardboard and money

@KenzzieYT

5 ай бұрын

The explanation is two words. Save Money

@christinanakano3981

5 ай бұрын

@@KenzzieYTwe’re all just trying iupuuuo🎉😂😂😊😢😢😢😮

@KenzzieYT

5 ай бұрын

​@@christinanakano3981what does that even mean

@Noobytheplayer

5 ай бұрын

SAMEEEE😂😂😂

Fbi shows up U KNOW TOO MUCH

Bro is a menace with these shower thoughts. 💀

Just the “The prophecy is true” made me laugh XD

Bro just explained all life’s problems in less that a minute💀💀💀

The same reason why triclops can make squares out of triangles

I think the bloopers are:*Camera falls when you throw rocks*

BRO WAS LITERALLY ON THE ROOF 😂

Bro reads my shower thoughts

@randolla5

5 ай бұрын

No😊

The last one just break logic

bro left his dogs out😂😂😂

I took a dump earlier. The guy who left it was terrified and kept yelling at me to get out.

The fact he got a pizza just for this short though

The pizza bit falling got me cracking up 😂

" Ryan when I kicked you out it didn't mean you can start living on my ROOF!" Got me dying 🤣🤣🤣

And how does a sponge let out water once you block all those holes?

@MCgamer940

Жыл бұрын

OOOOOOOOOOOH SHOOOOOOOOOOT !!!!! THE PROPHECY IS TRUEEEEE

@brrrrrr

Жыл бұрын

Water is incompressible so when you put pressure on the pores of the sponge the water will be forced out (i don't get invited to parties)

@AlienWomen

Жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh yeah-

@feeshyman

Жыл бұрын

​@@brrrrrrI can tell (from the brackets)

@hermione9030

Жыл бұрын

@@brrrrrr bro, why. just why? 🥲

This boy need an Oscar

THE PROPHECEY IS TRUE Got me rolling on the floor

The building one made start thinking why do they say "it's being built" but it's not done yet

This guy made my brain go to space

The pizza one is because making boxes as squares is easier.

I just started watching these and I gotta admit some of these are seriously like "hmmm...."😂

He was just trying to eat the pizza!!!! lol 😂 🍕 "The prophecy is true" 😂😂😂

Bro has the best aim with those rocks

@XendraDragons

5 ай бұрын

Ikr

Broo smelling can be smelly, tasting can be tasty, but eating can't be eaty

@Singsing2010gamer

Жыл бұрын

And hearing can't be heary

The sponge shower thought: The water hides in the holes. 🤯

“Well you’re not in my living room right now so what is that about to make you?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Breaking news: Ryan is acting in Nolan's new movie 'Mindbender'.

You can't fix a satellite when it's in space 😂

The prophecy is true got me rethinking my life 😂😂😂😂

People who saw the mushroom falling from the pizza

“Your not in my living room right now so what is that going to make you” that was the best part XD😂

Now those youtubers who steal your video gets another 10mil views

@Brown_B.E.A.R

Жыл бұрын

This is unfair 😢

@zayth2994

Жыл бұрын

@@Brown_B.E.A.R yeah that's so unfair 😞

@deshawnwinn9454

Жыл бұрын

I mean he came from tik tok onto KZread. What did you think was gonna happen?

*"The prophecy is true"* got me jumpin' from 1st floor 😂😂

I did not mean you could start living on my roof💀💀

The pizza box thing is just more efficient to make. If the box was a circle, it would need to be made out of three separate part for the top, side, and middle. It would also cause more material to be wasted from cutting, as opposed to a more conventional square box.

Ryan once said : the prophecy is true

Sir, this is the Krusty krab

The last one, " He has just obtained forbidden knowledge."

😂🤣😂👏🏾👏🏾 I love these skits are clean and hilarious!

bro the pizza one made me loose my last two braincells

He finally got proved

"The prophecy is true." Congratulations, physics got new scientist. The theory of sponge holes.😅

Do one where Ryan finally realizes his brother is talking to him 😭

You surely are a legend 🔥

The one time Ryan actually looks at him so rare!

Bro, the part where he was eating the pizza and then realized his three emotion faces as he turned, literally killed me