Join the Discord if you elite! discord.gg/u68XwXJ7Ez 😉

@n4vy_s3al84

2 жыл бұрын

I will

@sage_of_the_six_paths

2 жыл бұрын

Yup i joined ur videos are insane

@anishpatra

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, I have joined your server. Wishing you prosperity!!

@skm8838

2 жыл бұрын

That’s elite

@TanosProductions

2 жыл бұрын

I can't I don't have discord so sorry

If everyone had listened when our parents said not to talk to strangers, no one would actually have friends

@R_i_t_s_u

2 жыл бұрын

ah shi-

@tj2258

2 жыл бұрын

Red lobster

@cowicial5674

2 жыл бұрын

How r the parents together 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

@imjustaguy4340

2 жыл бұрын

Or a job

@cloudyskiiiz9328

2 жыл бұрын

Facts-

I imagine two telepaths reading each other would be like audio feedback

@ajaderabbit8399

2 жыл бұрын

That would be the worst

@Goldfishmode

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@kaminelson1277

2 жыл бұрын

It's just a telepathic infinity mirror

@weirdvibes1729

2 жыл бұрын

It's like if you put two mirrors facing each other, or the GER effect from jojo

@cact-ow3771

2 жыл бұрын

You could have a private conversation?

I imagine these are just two dudes on a sleepover and one is trying to sleep

@remyl5694

Жыл бұрын

Yep, I imagine something like that too.

@remyl5694

Жыл бұрын

Here's what I think, so, there are like 5 people at a sleepover at Carzzeys house, they annoying him, and other people there are trying to sleep with him.

@icyandhoney3356

Жыл бұрын

@@remyl5694 I think it is Ryan

We all just found him randomly and can’t just stop watching him. *DIDN’T WE*

@guymc3782

Жыл бұрын

Bro this is sooo true

@dimitrapartheniadou4769

10 ай бұрын

Facts

@rose.8607

10 ай бұрын

Yuh frr

@EndlessMemez

10 ай бұрын

Bro it's "aren't" not "arne't" 💀

@RoseyWoseyPosey

9 ай бұрын

Fax

"How can humans replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes" Probably from the amount of time they got dropped by their parents. Edit: alot of people got dropped on their head when they where babies lol. Thanks for the likes.

@guyz1252

2 жыл бұрын

20:27 it bc the plastic

@Caval1ere

2 жыл бұрын

Oof

@Ansgelical_

2 жыл бұрын

I haven't gotten dropped by my parents but when I was like a new born ig my sister dropped me and that's prolly why I'm crazy now-

@justkingidk8451

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh your profile picture I can't it's too adorable

@quest5767

2 жыл бұрын

This made me smile,thank you

About the feeling of falling thing, when all your muscles relax simultaneously, it makes your body think that it's falling

@drewhall2451

2 жыл бұрын

ooohhh because ive had this feeling when im awake to very rarely like three times in my life

@bacon_hair

2 жыл бұрын

Happened to me before, I was trying to go to sleep but then thought I was falling and instantly woke up.

@adakalyoncu1913

2 жыл бұрын

It is because of that your inner ears and cerebellum resets itself and you feel no gravity for a split second Not feeling gravity is how falling feels. For example, people think that they are going to fall when they are on a roller coaster's first drop and when they crest a hill because of that the riders can not experience the gravity as the train accelerates towards the ground faster than gravity pulls it. And you think that you are falling when you do not experience gravity

@thescarysilence5746

2 жыл бұрын

IT'S BEEN EXPLAINED

@whathteNkkk

2 жыл бұрын

@@bacon_hair same except i fall fron stairs instead

Ryan, Marvin, and Jeff made everyone go crazy in 23 minutes and 15 seconds

@Bdbdbbh

Жыл бұрын

*16 seconds

@DynamicSaturn36Gaming

Жыл бұрын

@@Bdbdbbh no

@Bdbdbbh

Жыл бұрын

@@DynamicSaturn36Gaming Dynamic yes

@KJaxDragon

Жыл бұрын

@@Bdbdbbh no

@Bdbdbbh

Жыл бұрын

@@KJaxDragon yes

'the elemelons' has me rolling on the floor rn

@melissavillarreal2018

Жыл бұрын

Same

@TheOneAndOnly_Muffin

Жыл бұрын

Yus

@MRS_nightmare31

Жыл бұрын

I know

@tylereffinger622

Жыл бұрын

yeah

@OlliveaD_

Жыл бұрын

Lok

"Only a thief wishes you prosperity" "Wishing you prosperity Ryan" GODDAMN LMAOOOO

@shorts-uk8io

2 жыл бұрын

isnt that my xbox

@25eighty73

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh me after watching this video is=computer speaking ans at all the same time I'll sho ya

@25eighty73

2 жыл бұрын

Noice

@clixs6496

2 жыл бұрын

and Funeral Services wish people die

@user-vt6jq6pf9c

2 жыл бұрын

0:11 Theres 2 answers if you both read your minds your reading your mind and his mind and the other guy is reading your mind and reading his mind about you both reading your minds 😂

Here's a fact: "Short" is actually longer then the word "Long" Edit: this shouldnt have as much likes as it has

@romanerssj2059

2 жыл бұрын

damn right

@rowanlambert1572

2 жыл бұрын

Then shouldn’t short mean long and long mean short

@chickengunhurtchicken2573

2 жыл бұрын

@@rowanlambert1572 ikr

@scottcaslleton2443

2 жыл бұрын

Once again this will change life

@forgorbruh

2 жыл бұрын

facts mate

Every show and video game we've ever seen exists in perfect condition, it's just in another dimension

@adridoes_sillystuff

Жыл бұрын

Your cynda isnt shiny

@gracebrown297

7 ай бұрын

its a joke by the way

The closest thing we have to an Elemelon is baked potato in French which means apple of the Earth

"if two vegans are arguing is it still called beef?" that one made me laugh out loud.

@animalsareamazing8679

2 жыл бұрын

I made it 70 :)

@TheOriginalItsCake

2 жыл бұрын

@Nintendify XD

@TheOriginalItsCake

2 жыл бұрын

@@animalsareamazing8679 you monster

@hazhim_

2 жыл бұрын

@@animalsareamazing8679 B R U H

“If a Toy in toy story died, the child wouldn’t know and would continue to play with a dead corpse.” That really got me

@thatlittlemonstrosity

2 жыл бұрын

They seem to be immortal except for being incinerated or fully destroyed I mean they can survive being sliced, broken, nailed (not in sex way) and many more. If the toy is dead probably it’s only ashes or pieces of plastic that children wouldn’t play with

@thatlittlemonstrosity

2 жыл бұрын

@Bengal cat Bruno Why tho?

@buragi5441

2 жыл бұрын

@@yakshxiao.b4.u100 Their problem.

@k4rma.1s_ch4o5

2 жыл бұрын

@@yakshxiao.b4.u100 the kid woul be playing with a corps INFRONT of the other toys

@Missmoustache905

2 жыл бұрын

@@thatlittlemonstrosity u a wise man

Ryan , Marvin and Jeff : Spitting out facts The Rest Of The Family : Annoyed Me : Watching because it's actually interesting

@reginasandoval628

Жыл бұрын

IKR? It's been a long day and,pure entertainment!

@mohamedconteh288

Жыл бұрын

Truuuuuuu

@themagical.stoner2667

11 ай бұрын

​@@reginasandoval6288k

@themagical.stoner2667

11 ай бұрын

8k

@themagical.stoner2667

11 ай бұрын

8k8k

The "reading a book is looking at a dead tree and hallucinating" got me 🤣

The saddest feeling is having someone you made memories with turn into a memory

@spencerthegarfieldfanboy

2 жыл бұрын

you nicked this from him

@Winter_lights

2 жыл бұрын

Why u must hurt me this way

@dankcraft7386

2 жыл бұрын

Very miserable

@Rexred09

2 жыл бұрын

Awww man I feel ya

@theyluv_kassy

2 жыл бұрын

Yes and that happen to me

A dumb person who questions their life is called depressed, but a smart person who questions their life is called a philosopher.

@sugaarmy1638

Жыл бұрын

What if you are passively smart? If there is passive aggressive is there passive smart?

@newheregamerzvlogz1

10 ай бұрын

R u kidding me

@hadiazahra4120

9 ай бұрын

​@@Funniyaa💀

@Al-KA1mist

9 ай бұрын

@@Funniyaa "Dumb ways to die" played at your funeral? Edit: Didn't mean for that to sound like a threat btw!

@hailiewu

9 ай бұрын

what about smart people that are depressed

More educational than all of our entire schools careers and private tutors combined

One crazy fact about me: I was playing a game in school, and my teacher came up to me and told me she was my third cousin. I’m not gonna get into detail I just thought would be a funny fact. Anything like this ever happened to you guys?

Answer to the “If you’re born deaf what language do you think in?” question: Sign language when you learn it but also shapes and colors

@alis_the_kiwi

2 жыл бұрын

Yea and also pictures and such. Like, half of my thoughts are silent or combined of everything together, I usually don't think in a voice. ( I'm most certainly not deaf )

@worshipersofmagikarp6958

2 жыл бұрын

But deaf people can read, so wouldn't they just think in whatever language they can read in

@bugart.

2 жыл бұрын

@@worshipersofmagikarp6958 that would be another answer yes I just didn’t want people thinking that deaf people couldn’t think

@CloudBlorb

2 жыл бұрын

@@worshipersofmagikarp6958 but how do they know what sounds those letters make? It would still just be pictures of those letters right?

@animalsareamazing8679

2 жыл бұрын

What if they are just telepaths who can't physically speak and we, being lower life form, can't receive their messages? Doesn't that make us a really old kind of mobile phone?

The god damn Elemelons gets me every time. I'll never get tired of that.

@the_real_kel

2 жыл бұрын

Fire, earth, water, air. The elemelons lived in peace, until the fire melons attacked

@harleen4328

2 жыл бұрын

@@the_real_kel XD I love this comment

@the_real_kel

2 жыл бұрын

@@harleen4328 lol thx bro I appreciate it

@harleen4328

2 жыл бұрын

@@the_real_kel your welcome

@TheOriginalItsCake

2 жыл бұрын

@@the_real_kel XD

The one that said “people with glasses have bad graphics” is actually true, me, I have glasses because I am short sighted, so for me, things far away look very blurry 4:19

I’m literally halfway through the video and I’m already questioning life with Jimmy🤓

@zachattack5691

6 ай бұрын

What is life? 🤓

@renanimations6165

29 күн бұрын

What is life? 🤓

The legends says that Ryan still spitting facts about life.

@TheOriginalItsCake

2 жыл бұрын

Probably

@maxwell_the_cat69

2 жыл бұрын

@@sky_warriorak1685 yeah pretty much

@rishabhmittal9552

2 жыл бұрын

He is check out 0art 2

@masonallison8657

2 жыл бұрын

He isn't allowing them to go on with their lives. He should be apprehended.

@TheOriginalItsCake

2 жыл бұрын

@@masonallison8657 XD

"your alarm sound is technically your theme song" me: wakes up without an alarm

@malachiawesomegaming2504

2 жыл бұрын

Just means you aren't the main character

@mackparrotlucky8773

2 жыл бұрын

@@malachiawesomegaming2504 Savage

@RajatSingh-yv2sf

2 жыл бұрын

@@malachiawesomegaming2504 OOF

@Buh-byee

2 жыл бұрын

@@malachiawesomegaming2504 I-

@ahshitherewegoagain8695

2 жыл бұрын

@@malachiawesomegaming2504 *insert supahotfire ooh meme*

3:54 only if he lies it extends, not if he's wrong. I'm assuming he has no clue what will happen so it won't grow

9:39 Oooooh no don't tell me he's at it again ☠️

When he said elemelons I died laughing it’s so good

@chrisginn4523

2 жыл бұрын

Elemelons

@coolcat3421

2 жыл бұрын

Well how are you alive to post a comment

@CompleteNonsenses

2 жыл бұрын

@@coolcat3421 lol

@thezunigasisters5382

2 жыл бұрын

@@coolcat3421 Ii came back just to post a comment cause it was so good I’m a Gh0sT 🤣🤣

@kingwolf7908

2 жыл бұрын

1:49

3:20 there is actually a really good reason why it doesn't hurt much. So when the droplet comes out of the cloud and starts accelerating it has to accelerate through the air resistance which decelerates the droplet, at one point the droplet reaches a constant velocity (called terminal velocity) which is small enough such that it doesn't do much damage on striking the ground

@theace5844

2 жыл бұрын

Great info! We need more ppl like you

@michaela3979

2 жыл бұрын

@iCosmoMC r/youdidntaskbutpeoplewerewondering

@jasoncoote99

2 жыл бұрын

@iCosmoMC r/iseeaargument

@NSStudiostheAnimator

2 жыл бұрын

r/no one asked

@sophiahart2443

2 жыл бұрын

Jeez

16:53 FINALY someone notices that!

I pressed the acceleration and the brakes at the same time. The car literally started screaming like hell was upon it. It was basically the revving and the car begging for mercy.

*Nothing is on fire, fire is on things* Smoke: "i dont have such weaknessess"

"How can humans replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes" *That feeling when you skip one step on the staircase*

@lourdeslopez7541

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@zofiaswitalska7299

2 жыл бұрын

I skip 2 sometimes

@BloodshedRiot

2 жыл бұрын

True facts

@mariaklotzmannova3964

2 жыл бұрын

That is true tho xD

@mariaklotzmannova3964

2 жыл бұрын

I do skip 3 tho Lol Wasted Ur Time!

13:39 He is the pitcher Food theory proved it

And a pilot makes sure you won't die alone 💀💀

The "if a single teacher can't teach all subjects,then how's a single student supposed to understand all subjects" is so damn relatable

@mrloop4087

Жыл бұрын

grade school: hold my beer

@tinamarie9136

Жыл бұрын

@@mrloop4087 apple juice/ milk* Also yes i get the joke

@ryanbauman8966

Жыл бұрын

@mrloop e l e m e n t a r y s c h o o l

@Cleoobeslayin

Жыл бұрын

My teacher can teach all subjects-

@Cleoobeslayin

Жыл бұрын

@Local Orel Fan no actually im in intermediate

Here’s the theory of Ryan, he has a disability were he cannot stop saying crazy facts. And sadly the reason why the friends voice is changing, is because he has differen’t friends on and on. His disability makes his friends not like him anymore. And it just keeps changing

@scarlettarana

2 жыл бұрын

His friends are WEAK

@cool-mb7fy

2 жыл бұрын

That’s his brother though..

@loadingresourcesdotdot

2 жыл бұрын

@Kanza Suksawat same

@silverduk

2 жыл бұрын

Well this isn’t even his audio he just has it over parkour

@lovely_PINK1429

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if all these voices were just in his head and he was in a coma with a never ending dream of deep facts.

I actually laughed so much at "Are leaves called leaves because they leave trees?"

9:32 and thats how Sonic got his favorite food

I always use these on my dad and he gives me the funniest facial expressions 🤣🤣

@selenyalynn

2 жыл бұрын

Me too!! :)

@itzbayliss1553

2 жыл бұрын

@@selenyalynn most of them confuse me when I say them 😂

@aryann2420

2 жыл бұрын

Me too lmao !!!

@logangalangsta

2 жыл бұрын

Me Too Lol 😂😂😂

@uchihashortgains6255

2 жыл бұрын

Same

Ok I love this but I'd love one in "chronologichal" order

@Eternityyyyyy

2 жыл бұрын

It’s chronological not chronologichal

@rubytheminer9546

2 жыл бұрын

@@Eternityyyyyy It's a one letter mistake, chill my guy

@Eternityyyyyy

2 жыл бұрын

@@rubytheminer9546 she quoted it thats why I wrote it

@colehodges6658

2 жыл бұрын

Time is just a construct

@rubytheminer9546

2 жыл бұрын

@@Eternityyyyyy fair point

These videos confuse the shit out of me but at the same time are really funny, entertaining, and mind blowing

20:39 How about Tsunamis? Would they just be huge waves of wind?

@godversesans5152

Жыл бұрын

To the fish I guess so if it’s underwater

Stop ruining my childhood martin ! Matpat: looks like I got competition

@olivebwu7285

2 жыл бұрын

i wanted to comment the same thing but i scrolled down once and i saw this at least the point is proven

@jacebello1228

2 жыл бұрын

Bro, if that really happens, i swear the world might Implode!

@audge-audge

2 жыл бұрын

XD Matpat answered the Kool Aid question I forgot what the answer was Just look for the Kool Aid video on Food Theory

@Missmoustache905

2 жыл бұрын

Mah gosh lol 😂

@thinghunter5772

2 жыл бұрын

Who’s matpat? Can someone awnser my question?? ;-;

,,Reading a book is looking at a dead tree and hallucinating” 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying

8:35 "Dude, isnt it weird that we always have a voice in our head, like the one ur using to read this?" "What the-"

this ultimate man can ruin a Karen’s brain, absolute legend.

@istoledejamz

2 жыл бұрын

karens dont have brains

@UNLucKyN03Nx

2 жыл бұрын

TRUE THO-

@okipullup927

2 жыл бұрын

That's offensive to Karen's they don't even have a brain

@UNLucKyN03Nx

2 жыл бұрын

@@gracie5463 some people that are named karens aren’t actually bad tho, it’s because of that vegan “teacher”.

@arandomteto

2 жыл бұрын

@@gracie5463 dont worry i gave them all karen passes -a person who was unfortunately named karen

"Only a thief wishes you prosperity" "Wishing you prosperity" "Is that my Playstation?" *man caught me off guard 😂*

@GamerZachX

Жыл бұрын

Stay away from doctors

@keishabhadoria9544

Жыл бұрын

@@GamerZachX and thats also the reason us Asians don't visit the doc cuz they're just gon make it worse.

Did you know that even when you are doing nothing,an alternative version of you dies in brutal ways? And those alternative version of you die every second

Nice Job for both Jokes😂 &/And Parkour!kp

“If there’s watermelons, why isn’t there fire melons or earth melons or air melons, the elemelons.” 💀 that made me start wheezing and crying at the same time I’m not alright after hearing that 💀

@Neuvilletteswife1218

2 жыл бұрын

The avatar has created THE ELIMELONS-

@flopina01

2 жыл бұрын

That one is the best out of all of them!! 🤣

@AlexCaruso.

2 жыл бұрын

The last melon bender

@hren4108

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT WOULD ELEMELONS TASTE LIKE!?

@cedriccave4087

2 жыл бұрын

Rock melon

The ‘compliments stick out to men cuz they’re used to insults’ fact spoke to me on a spiritual level

@jamiemcateer1086

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@malik_alniharii3782

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@Alex-yr8iy

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@legoeater6920

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@-Chicken_

2 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry guys it has to be done 🥺

earned a sub

Carzeyy: WAIT! what if you dig down to the other side of the earth then will it make you fall to the space? Or will it just make you stand

@maisonbtriplethreat

Жыл бұрын

If you dig straight down you'll probably die to lava or die to fall damage or if you dig deep enough you may even fall through the void

@valenking4862

Жыл бұрын

WHAT THE FU-

@deepmala8829

Жыл бұрын

You will get blasted there beacuse of gravity

@zulecesar439

Жыл бұрын

You would hit the middle of the earth which is so hot that it will burn you alive

"If one teacher can't teach all subjects, why is one child expected to study all the subjects" See this guy is a man of culture. Damn, it's almost been an year since i commented. Time passes fast, eh?

@jadedrawsart9269

2 жыл бұрын

i should ask that to my teacher.

@ezatullah2015

2 жыл бұрын

Because you won’t learn everything in one subject but the teachers know lots of things on it so they would have to learn too much which wouldn’t be good for the teacher and won’t be efficient

@sammithh.s6906

2 жыл бұрын

@@ezatullah2015 r/whoosh

@ezatullah2015

2 жыл бұрын

@@sammithh.s6906 ?

@sammithh.s6906

2 жыл бұрын

@@ezatullah2015 you didn't get the joke. And whenever that happens on the internet, people reply r/whoosh to them

i like the way the other person is frustrated of hearing these facts but never interrupts in between

@ninjago_pjo

2 жыл бұрын

Yaaas

@ski7792

2 жыл бұрын

because its a bit?

@piyushkakra5763

2 жыл бұрын

Oh hey, coincidence 😃

@ace_5813

2 жыл бұрын

He’s is just trying to conserve his energy because he’s losing it

@kipzmc2024

2 жыл бұрын

LOL ikr

1:33 you just rev the car, or let go of the brake to do a burnout(unless you’re driving an AWD)

*you can always create a new color, you can just say it’s beyond human vision, and if anyone asks what you imagine it to look like, you can say you don’t known because you can’t see it in your mind*

I love how the guy in the background is just continuously angry

@soulofflame9999

2 жыл бұрын

He is so pathetically ignorant to these facts of truth.

@Six_Yeager

2 жыл бұрын

I loved that their friends question life

@coyotix

2 жыл бұрын

SASHA PFP WHOOOOOO

@iamsxftiielizzy2090

2 жыл бұрын

@@coyotix *best character in amphibia

@coyotix

2 жыл бұрын

I think Marcy is best but at least we agree on the fact that the best characters are in the calamity trio :D

When I was younger I went to my mom I fears and went “I hate being the youngest”. She said “aww honey why? Are your sister mean to you?” And I said “no. It means I’ll be the last to die and I’ll be sad because everyone will be gone by that time” 5 years ago and this just brought it right back

@thatlittlemonstrosity

2 жыл бұрын

If you weren’t youngest, you’d still see a lot of people dying but just a little less

@doodledogdrawings

2 жыл бұрын

Kid logic, I was in like first grade 😂

@thatonekid4077

2 жыл бұрын

@@doodledogdrawings what freaking first grader thinks that omg-

@whatssuppification

2 жыл бұрын

Well it depends, since you can still die earlier than your oldest even tho your the youngest

@doodledogdrawings

2 жыл бұрын

@@thatonekid4077 I was a very special kid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Also yeah but just in general I suppose

I love how this video slowly starts to have some lore

At least nobody interrupted them when they were speaking.

“What happens if you hit the break and the accelerator in a car at the same time?” My dude has never driven a car before. Alongside the emergency break method, thats how you do a burnout.

@SSkat4069

2 жыл бұрын

R/wooooooosh

@Boomshteck

2 жыл бұрын

@@SSkat4069 "wooosh" as in "joke flew over his head" right? Well, where's the joke? You're the redditor here, you should know where these guys are stealing the quotes from.

@SSkat4069

2 жыл бұрын

@@Boomshteck the joke was he said it takes a screenshot. Why the hell would a car have the ability to take one. It’s obviously a joke, and most of these are too

@Boomshteck

2 жыл бұрын

@@SSkat4069 It's not a joke if the answer is obvious, hell, it's not a joke if it's not funny

@Outsider_07

2 жыл бұрын

@@Boomshteck well it is a joke, but it is just unfunny.

Fun fact!: the fruit orange came before the color orange. It was just called red most of the time which is probably why people with orange are called redheads. It was also called red-yellow yellow-red and fire yellow

@storm_fling1062

2 жыл бұрын

Technically the color orange came first from sun rises and sun sets

@SyahidanIbnMokhtar

2 жыл бұрын

@@storm_fling1062 the word Orange, not the concept of the colour. Orange is first given name to the fruit. People before the Orange word existed called them red, red yellow, yellow red fire yellow (those three from op), sunset colour, light red (bright red is for pink), dense yellow (dark yellow is for darker yellow shade), etc. It also depends on which country you originate from. Like how my country/culture in classical time also called orange colour is red and yellow, before developing their own word for red right before even the naming of the fruit orange, they named it 'Jingga' to describe the colour. The colour then by the English they named it after the fruit, because that fruit has the colour.

@storm_fling1062

2 жыл бұрын

@@SyahidanIbnMokhtar but that's not what they said, they said which came first the color orange or the fruit

@SyahidanIbnMokhtar

2 жыл бұрын

@@storm_fling1062 I'm sorry, but I'm going to be harsh to you. In what retrospective perspective in your mind comes to term that what he meant was the spectrum of photon particle, the light that filtered reddish yellow light instead of the anglo Saxon 'orange'? The fact that orange did not exist in the past and was called red or yellow have not been planted groovily in your mind yet? If people haven't found the citrus sinensis and called it as if were today calling of an orange, and thus later naming the concept of the light spectrum that is in the middle of yellow and red in honor of the fruit, what do you think people will call it? It will be called yellowish red. The fact that simplest thing that are understandable can be complicated by you is astonishingly mind blowing. You're an equivalent of people who drink bleach because nowhere in that bottle have written that it can't be consume by you alone.

@storm_fling1062

2 жыл бұрын

@@SyahidanIbnMokhtar you're the one who takes a simple question and complicates it to a huge scale just to get a point across that dosent matter

Made me laugh! Thank you!

2:09 , the fruit orange, since it was still a thing when the astroid that whipped out the dinosaurs, then when people made english a languge THEN they made orange a color

Fun fact: plants sometimes make high pitch noises when some parts are cut off, scientists associate this with screaming

@narrow3601

Жыл бұрын

Vegans are killing plants

@ormblackheart865

Жыл бұрын

What part

@someguy1894

Жыл бұрын

@@ormblackheart865 just parts

@cubeduncertainty9401

Жыл бұрын

strange, that didn't happen when i sliced my neighbor in half... guess he didn't have any plants

@SwirlyLily

Жыл бұрын

aww :(

Love him or hate him he’s spitting straight facts.

@piggypig08

2 жыл бұрын

Fax

@wolfypham6073

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@wafflesthecat7650

2 жыл бұрын

How the F did I get this many likes in four weeks?

@momothepacapillar4880

2 жыл бұрын

@@wafflesthecat7650 ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

@sparrowEP

2 жыл бұрын

especcially the "if 1 teacher cant teach all subject's, why does 1 child expected to study all of em?"

I need more of this

5:39 to 5:43 actually make sense

Told my dad some of these. Since he is a non-English speaker, we've been talking about how illogical English is.

@roberternest7289

2 жыл бұрын

Well, English IS based around exceptions

@onfire2905

2 жыл бұрын

@@roberternest7289 nonsense exceptions

@broimgoodcontentdang154

2 жыл бұрын

#10:23 bacon and 🍪

@conservativeliberal

2 жыл бұрын

Probably because English consists of many languages that’s why it has many flaws

@odvlogs2020

2 жыл бұрын

Just out of curiosity what language does your dad originally speak

I still can’t get over the “elemelons”🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think this will be one of my favourite videos EVER

'Everytime you blink someone dies' Me: *excessive blinking *

Props to the cameraman for doing parkour while filming

@imalwayswatching563

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah like the camera man is superman they run faster than Usain bolt

@gallygaming1644

2 жыл бұрын

I wish

@Termite_Studios

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the camera man can do anything, that's why I want to make a show about it

@haha.gotcha

2 жыл бұрын

**waits for that one guy who never gets the joke**

@teconnyspearow

2 жыл бұрын

@@haha.gotcha there was one... but they deleted their reply

I like how while he’s blowing our mind with conspiracys he’s doing like a master parkour as if it was child’s play

@SlightShade

Жыл бұрын

when are u posting new vid

@paulhuffman3379

Жыл бұрын

he used a tiktok noise for this and put the sound on top of the parkour.

@mohsinbilal9411

Жыл бұрын

Keep this comment at 100 likes

@anderstermansen130

Жыл бұрын

Are you single

@razernite1439

Жыл бұрын

You have to be joking or your pov is diff, Cuz ther is no way people are this dumb

Fun fact, your eyes stop seeing when you are asleep because your brain cuts off it's connection to the eyes I think

16:36 "Everytime you blink, SOMEONE DIES" *Blinks multiple times*

"The ABC Song and Twinkle Twinkle have the same rythm!" Finally someone pointed this fact out! Edit: Barney is a **sniff** Dinasour **sniff**

@thepoemtree9434

2 жыл бұрын

I was never the same after i found that out

@LegoCityFilms

2 жыл бұрын

Irdy knew that though

@AstraAnimates

2 жыл бұрын

So does black sheep black sheep have you any wool lol

@SPONGE-12happy

2 жыл бұрын

The Word "OK" Is Stickman Person :3

@BeeDaWorker

2 жыл бұрын

Yea ikr I knew this but no one talks about it even once

“I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TIME!” I do too, I do too.

@tacticalnerd1831

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@Sh4rkzz0n3x

2 жыл бұрын

same TwT

@josiahgames2134

2 жыл бұрын

he comes up with these in his freetime

0:46 *Backroom vibes*

Ryan, Marvin, and Jeff must do this often to annoy their family

"Everytime you blink, someone dies." Me: **blinks rapidly**

@Tokyo-rq5fy

2 жыл бұрын

Dude my uncle just died you know who did it??

@toxxc.5449

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tokyo-rq5fy i have no clue who did it *proceeds to blink*

@ryanrong495

2 жыл бұрын

I'm now questioning my life

@Tokyo-rq5fy

2 жыл бұрын

@@toxxc.5449 even the police can't find the killer how sad.. *blink*

hes spitting facts

@tridos2574

2 жыл бұрын

The facts that are obvious and easy to explain

@Jemiscool123ABC

2 жыл бұрын

@@tridos2574 that you never knew

@tridos2574

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jemiscool123ABC yeah like, i never knew them but you can easily explain. idk how this works

@omshetkar06

2 жыл бұрын

@@tridos2574 That's why they're wierd and crazy faxx

@Breadaronie

2 жыл бұрын

he created a language called *fax*

"We're Just throwing shade now" And I took that personally.

When you hit the gas and brake at the same time it will rev or for performance cars go into launch control.

this is actually 23 minutes of knowledge, thank you for putting this masterpiece together

@-thatonefoo

2 жыл бұрын

he didnt make this…

@Marka301

2 жыл бұрын

@@-thatonefoo I know but he did put them all together

@angelbaldwin8233

2 жыл бұрын

technically it's 23 minutes and 9-10 seconds

@idancohen3744

2 жыл бұрын

@@angelbaldwin8233 why? Just why?

@isaactoe9251

Жыл бұрын

Z

Ryan: "Everywhere you have stepped someone has stepped there before." Neil Armstrong: "You sure about that bud?"

@dragons_bread

Жыл бұрын

He never said a human has stepped there before🤔🤔, so there's a chance it counts

@isaactoe9251

Жыл бұрын

you try 😏 as well so WHY IS YOUR THING KICKING VOTERS 🤔 AND WHAT 🤨 dude, the memory your mouth 👄 inside as a rock 🪨 falling into a hole 🕳 😳 it made by someone kicks us in outer space to brazil 🇧🇷 😳 into your life? simples are besties dummies funny 😄 from China 🇨🇳 😄

@nicolinamercey8305

Жыл бұрын

Neil.A -.&N+n backwards = Alien.

@v4rtex518

Жыл бұрын

He stepped there 0.1 seconds ago.

@unitedarmyplayz5871

Жыл бұрын

Aliens : I am about to end this man' s whole career

I like how everyone is just yelling at Marvin for ruining their life instead of punching them or dragging them away.

Imma be honest, before this video, I always thought that if I felt a bug creeping on my skin, it was the ghost of a bug 🤣

The story is funny marvin is literally Sooo funny

@iamaduckinspace4187

2 жыл бұрын

My brothers name is Marvin

@lea_bright

2 жыл бұрын

@@iamaduckinspace4187 my dad's name is Marvin 🙃

@ericwhitfield

2 жыл бұрын

My nobody’s name is Marvin

@Kevin-fe4hc

2 жыл бұрын

And ryan too

@cityzeneli220

2 жыл бұрын

Marvins name is marvin

If you push the brake and accelerator at the same time you’ll do a burnout.

@jj02mc27

2 жыл бұрын

No it'll take a screenshot

@chaoslord_6664

2 жыл бұрын

no it wont it will take a screenshot

I literally got hypnotised from this video..

This is what I wanted and needed

“The ABC song and Twinkle Twinkle have the same rhythm” Me: What about baa baa black sheep?

@crazyrobloxjj

2 жыл бұрын

a b c d efghi

The possibility of all these possibilities being possible is just another possibility that could possibly happen.

@thinghunter5772

2 жыл бұрын

This makes me feel nice

@DTSephiroth

2 жыл бұрын

You used the word possible 5x in 4 different ways and still managed to make sense... kudos.

@TheMythicTribal

2 жыл бұрын

oh-...oh my god...OH MY GOD!!!!

@lailajaden8778

2 жыл бұрын

Pls no

@adithyam6120

2 жыл бұрын

Im gonna go and uuuh.... Join jimmy and the others. ADIOS!!

I had many headaches while watching this 😂😂😂

The vegan beef one actually made me silently chuckle