I love your videos Carzzy, they always make me laugh, keep up the great work.

@mattconnell213

2 жыл бұрын

These are not his vids

@Carzeyy

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattconnell213 This is Marvin !

@_xGold_klee

2 жыл бұрын

Im confused?

@elfpoo3447

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattconnell213 they are

@brgbrgnrgbbgdbfgrnntyj5yrdhegj

2 жыл бұрын

@@elfpoo3447 yes

If you were to ask Rick Astley to borrow his copy of the movie 'Up', you have essentially created a paradox where he can either give you Up, or let you down, two things he said he'd never do

@bsmoove1006

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the Astley Paradox.

@charityberthiaume3738

2 жыл бұрын

Rick Ashley needs to see this.

@rachelsenf4826

2 жыл бұрын

@@charityberthiaume3738 yes

@jasonyan713

2 жыл бұрын

Assuming that he has to comply with what he says

@holeastroud3899

2 жыл бұрын

This is such an underrated comment loll

I have one, " Adults always tell you to be mature, yet most adults get drunk at parties."

@GioGrandest

2 жыл бұрын

@chris lee Facts tho

@MOVIETHEORIESCOM

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@meeki.

2 жыл бұрын

*𝚏𝚊𝚡*

@Aspended

2 жыл бұрын

Only adults get drunk at parties kids legally cant

@GioGrandest

2 жыл бұрын

@@Aspended U don't get it its a fact about maturity

The ones about "Someone will go to bed the last time and not know it" and "every night we go to bed we're not guaranteed to wake up the next morning" hit harder now because my friend's brother died in his sleep just on Jan 20. He was only 35.

@toastycomfyghosty1891

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry for your loss, even if im a year late

"There it is! That's the one! This man spoke facts" OMG had me dying 😆

@mariacelothehail

2 жыл бұрын

HA

@pepper_8318

2 жыл бұрын

Me too lol

@stephensingh6404

Жыл бұрын

@Midori is living in your walls it literally is

0:43 I like how Marvin broke the fourth wall. Lol

"Sleeping is like a real life skip button" And insomnia is part of a scene and will make the scene unskippable until it ends

@friedchicken37

2 жыл бұрын

Insomnia is the unskippable KZread ads

@Epicgamer-ti9lc

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😭🤣

@manohanged

2 жыл бұрын

Suicide is when you click off

@dittudevasia4121

2 жыл бұрын

Dream is the usual youtube ads

@spltnnocto124

2 ай бұрын

This is crazy yet true

With the "you never know what memories you lost" thought in mind, I like to think about how cool it is that phones, electronics, social media, and especially KZread exist. If humans still exist in thousands of years, they'll have the easiest time being able to access our era of history because we broadcast it all. Back in the time before we were able to store experiences in objects, history was so much harder to record. Of course writing existed but now we have writing, voice inflection, body language, all of that. We get the emotions and are able to record that. People thousands of years from now will get to see literally every moment. That's why I'm always anxious about typing out comments and tweets, I want my contribution to history to be saved, even if I'm very insignificant compared to the vastness of human history. I still want to be seen by eyes of the future

@jeromefrew9619

2 жыл бұрын

Damn. I just realised we all gone be forgotten in 100 years. Murder time!!!

@povthejokewentoveryourhead2938

2 жыл бұрын

i am from the past

@funky_missy

2 жыл бұрын

What the heck man... You wrote an essay in the KZread comments section Respect

@DIABULUSKIRA

2 жыл бұрын

And someone is going to see superman, Hulk, and other Marvel/DV movies and would think that they were gods that lived in our era. And will end in some sort of "Ancient aliens" show in the future 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@wookiebrickstudios4010

2 жыл бұрын

wow.....

WONDERFUL!! 18minutes and 52seconds of brain death Just what I need before I go to sleep

@ajlxd1455

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ShahKashem

2 жыл бұрын

same

@thehallowfire4269

2 жыл бұрын

Sameo

@boomingbob1579

2 жыл бұрын

Fr

@splash5481

2 жыл бұрын

There are 100 billion people on earth but only 7 billion are alive

4:05 He is the pitcher. There is an ad where he fills himself up with water and puts in the kool-aid dust as part of his morning routine.

@getonthecrossanddontlookba5004

2 жыл бұрын

Repent to Jesus Christ!!! “My help comes from the Lord, the Maker of heaven and earth.” ‭‭Psalms‬ ‭121:2‬ ‭NIV‬‬

@BPJD2004

2 жыл бұрын

@@getonthecrossanddontlookba5004 Yeah! We need more people to leave comments like this!

@expired_coffee

2 жыл бұрын

@@getonthecrossanddontlookba5004 lol

@Gg-oz3lq

2 жыл бұрын

@@BPJD2004 Im not gonna directly disagree with you cause I'd catch smoke for it. I personally think comments should be related to the video or comment they're posted on.

@eeeee8363

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gg-oz3lq ya I agree

"The voice in your head never needs to take a breath" On the contrary...

The part of "you always know the dream you thinking but you never knew what the start was" is actually not just sleeping, but with awake too, like i have the crazy dreaming but doesn't know how it started Also all of the crazy fact he saying make me want to listen to it more cause it sound so gud for me

I have a good one, it’s “There are birthdays every day, does that mean we should say happy birthday every day?” Edit: THANKS FOR SO MANY LIKES, IM SO HAPPY, IVE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MUCH BEFORE, IM SO SURPRISED!

@lamyahfrancique4588

2 жыл бұрын

Wow. I have a good fact. The blinks at your eyes 👀 get removed in your memory

@galaxycat1122

2 жыл бұрын

@@lamyahfrancique4588he did that already

@boomingbob1579

2 жыл бұрын

Oof

@androgamingking476

2 жыл бұрын

Faxxxxxxx

@harleen4328

2 жыл бұрын

Some people blink at the same time as you

"I'm not dumb" - Marvin 13:55

Marvin: *breathes* Carzeyy: He’s too dangerous to be kept alive!

@ronaldribeiro7380

2 жыл бұрын

Too dangerous?

@lalordpheonix7994

2 жыл бұрын

@@ronaldribeiro7380 if you are exposed to too much Marvin his knowledge is only fit for his brain he will make you think so may have you think yourself out of reality and forgotten forever well that’s just a theory a theory theory!

@Bsnakes-ix5pu

Жыл бұрын

no he must stand trial

"what if phobias are made from how you died in an alternate dimension* so in an alternate dimension I died from falling of a plane getting bit by spiders being on fire and being in a jungle while being robbed?

marvin: every time you blink someone dies me: *starts repeatedly blinking*

@thatslayfulchannel

2 жыл бұрын

Me: I'm a murderer

@Bee-eautiful

Жыл бұрын

same lol

@Akashathesilentassassin

Жыл бұрын

Same-

these questions literally heated up my head, im actually having a headache right now i am not exaggerating

I just love when you drive your friends crazy!😂😂😂

You will never know which memories you lost... until you remember them

Ah Marvin I still love him and I hope there will be more of him

Knowing there are thousands of people exactly as crazy about random facts like Marvin brings a smile to my face!

Here’s one. If there are multiple realities then there is a reality without multiple realities.

@Jetstream_Selrach

2 жыл бұрын

That’s not how it works, because you can’t have another reality with out having this one, it doesn’t just delete it self other wise we wouldn’t exist.

@therealbeanbot

2 жыл бұрын

Multiple realities is the only reality-wide constant

@chriscarpenter3370

2 жыл бұрын

WHAT

@toastytoastyt2151

2 жыл бұрын

Wait wow wow wow wait Wat

@wingedgirl7035

2 жыл бұрын

Ugh that just hurt brain, paradox over here

Here’s one: I could read every religion and never have a spiritual awakening, but all of these videos give me a revelation.

“Girls are so used to compliments” Me: *huh- for once he hasn’t spoken facts* 👁👄👁

Idea: *if school of losing was a thing, winning something in the school would be winning or losing?*

@bubblez25

2 жыл бұрын

🤯

I just realized, birthdays are just checkpoints for a new year you survivied

@lavatrex6736

2 жыл бұрын

they’re not checkpoints because you don’t respawn

@themobiusfunction

2 жыл бұрын

*celebrations

When it said "the voice in your head never needs to take a breathe" i had to talk in my head as fast as i can to test it lol

the worst part about this I want to remember them to tell others but every time I try to, I forget them because the new ones blows my mind to much.

Other than through a mirror or a picture, you'll never know how you actually look

These are just so funny but mind blowing at the same time.

Marvin: The only thing bottled water companies produce is plastic Me: Smartwater

1:01 my meme got a call from someone who was trying to reach their grandson so she called them back and told them about that the next day or so it happened again a few days later that same person died so she offers to send the family that voice mail they said they would ask for it when the were ready.

Some of the theories in this video actually made alot of sence to me and it's weird, and nothing in this video will have any affect on me or on my mind bc so far from what I know I've already lost my mind, I'm also a big fan of this channel. (I haven't lost my mind bc of these videos, I've already had lost my mind before finding this channel)

I've had to come to terms with my mortality more times than I want to because of these videos

Every time I tell these to someone, we are both mind blown. Also could you tell me what these parkour servers you're playing on are? I really want to know!

@lowping3727

2 жыл бұрын

I think they're straight up parkour maps he downloaded, Maybe hypixel housing parkour tho idk

@boomingbob1579

2 жыл бұрын

Probably

@AuthorOfWar

2 жыл бұрын

Either hypixel housing parkour or jerry and hairy(Idk if hairy is right)

@fyrhunter_svk

2 жыл бұрын

@@AuthorOfWar Jerry and hairy 😂😂😂 good one

@getonthecrossanddontlookba5004

2 жыл бұрын

Repent to Jesus Christ!!! “My help comes from the Lord, the Maker of heaven and earth.” ‭‭Psalms‬ ‭121:2‬ ‭NIV‬

Marvin is by far the best at this, and is the most terrifying. He cannot be left alive boys

@ronaldribeiro7380

2 жыл бұрын

Cannot be left alive?

Why is this guy so mad at Marvin? He's speaking facts

@f.furstenberg3637

2 жыл бұрын

He speaks my language

@optimatus.

2 жыл бұрын

their joking

@bread8507

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine hearing this everyday whenever your doing anything it would get annoying over time

@stephensingh6404

Жыл бұрын

@@optimatus. so are they also its they're in this context

The “has anyone ever said I can’t move my arms in sign language” is just so confusing… Unless they can do sign language with their feet lol

This is the only things keeping me alive during covid.

15:14 I am an Australian citizen and we have some famous landmarks of our own. We have the Sydney Opera House, Aires Rock in Uluru and the 12 Apostles

I love these videos he is just spitting up facts that ruin my bran cells

Legends say he is still trying to complete the parkour

Marvin is like a terrible person to the people he’s telling the factz to, but he’s heaven to earth for us, just like Carzeyy

I love this guy! I wonder how gets the facts?

Could u add this one to a vid: how do towels get dirty if you clean ur self in the shower? I love ur vids ur the best

@ianjaycalipon2391

2 жыл бұрын

I think he did that already

@Gangstasoccerclub

2 жыл бұрын

Oh😢

@pklltinyz982

2 жыл бұрын

I pretty sure it's because the dead skin cells and dirt that didn't get washed off

@peter628

2 жыл бұрын

:p

@DIABULUSKIRA

2 жыл бұрын

He did it already, but not sure if it's before or after your comment

My mind has shattered for the hundredth time cuz of you

im not dissing my boy Marvin but we need to see Ryan more

Marvin sometimes I dream of what will be your new video I love your videos you are amazing sometimes some random words of your video pop up in my mind you have really helped me you see my grandfather passed away few months ago so whenever I watch your videos you make me laugh thank you for your support🙂

Marvin: Every time you blink someone dies Me: blink* blink* blink* blink* blink*

“EVERYTIME you blink someone dies” Me: *blinks*

The Meet Someone In Their Last Day Of Their Lives Is So Sadly True, I Was A Sodoku Player In A Competition Where It Was Held In A Town In A Mountain-y Terrain, One Of My Contestants Was A Girl That Would Soon Get Their Lives Taken By An Accident, Appearantly They Left One Day After My District Did Plus The Route They Took Was Absolute Garbage, I Was Traumatized Of Meeting New People After That

1:11 I actually said that fact yesterday without even knowing it was here already-

2:05 My remembrance of my quiz stuffs “We’d like to contest for this”

First off how am I dumber then Marvin 🤣 this how all my friends react to me 😂

I just love hearing him say every day things but make them blow our minds

If people think were in a simulation, then what would happens if All of electricity just shut down?

I love these facts lol

Here’s one that I thought of while going to sleep: Umami is the only one of the 5 basic tastes that cannot describe a person.

@lavatrex6736

2 жыл бұрын

that’s actually insane

0:12 "Everytime you blink 👁️👁️ SOMEONE DIES😳!" *Starts blinking endlessly* I'm a psychopath.

Considering that the Power Puff Girls could go fast enough to time travel at age five, the world would be screwed if they decided to become supervillains as adults

0:12 every time you blink someone dies Me: proceeded to blink rapidly

@ducky1829

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

14:28 I felt that- I felt that on a personal level....

Marvin: "everytime you blink someone dies!" me: *starts blinking as fast as i can*

Every time you blink, someone dies. Me: **tries not to blink**

8:32 "I AM THE INEVITEBLE

Can I bring Marvin on a date as a wing man so I don't have to sit in a coward silence again lol

1:00: You have probably seen strangers on the last day of their lives Me who hasnt seen or touched grass in 1 year: hmm, i dont know...

Bonus: your dad is as old as you because he became a dad when you were born.

I have one more, If two people started the universe so that means we are all relatives. So, whenever someone dies we should be sad and everyday a lot of people die.

Yes, I have seen people sign I can't move my arms (or something similar), they spelt it out as they didn't know much sign language. If you were wondering they used their feet and legs as they were born without arms.

Wisest people ever: 3. Thomas Edison 2. Albert Einstein 1. Marvin... simple as that 🤷

him: "twinkle twinkle has the same rhythm" me: "twinkle twinkle" 0_0

2:31 EeEeEEAYYY

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS I WONT LIE!! They bring up good points and are my life source now!! XD Still they have to be probally the funniest thing i have ever watched!

Back round voice is a legend

"You're probably still it from a game of tag you played years ago" As the fastest kid everywhere I've lived, I can guarantee when I was it, I wanted to hunt someone down and torture them and so let myself be tagged by going towards them instead of away. This ended many games by me appearing out of nowhere in front if someone running away from me. _YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME. I AM NOWHERE BUT EVERYWHERE AT THE SAME TIME. I AM IN A CONSTANT STATE OF SUPERPOSITION._

Falling asleep is the only thing we do every day but can never remember. 🤔

Marvin's soo me when I'm spiting facts about super saiyan's to my friend 🤣

6:52 me who is pointing up: yes go to Mars and take a turn left

Carzeyy: *cuts out the 10 centuries of thinking he has*

ABC and Twinkle Twinkle it is the same rhythm.CARZZY YOUR A GENIUS

Here's one: If it rains on a Sunday, would it be called Rainday?

Being born a Billionaire is like starting a game already completed with everything unlocked✅

@anormalperson9552

2 жыл бұрын

he already said this

" Oh splendid Applejack's😁 now I'm even more paranoid 😐" omg it's funny!

Cargo shorts are containers that always take the contained items back to the same place.

My internet when I want to watch one of these:adios

*phobias are alternitives of how you died in your past life* me: so i died from an elevator?

*"Every time you blink someone dies"* *Starts blinking a bunch without even thinking*

packing your bags is just robbing your self

LMFAO when you said everytime you blink someone dies I just started blinking repetitively

"Eating Fish is wrong,................ RED LOBSTER."

"what if phobias are made from how you died in an alternate dimension" me who has Phobophobia: Huh- What?

Marvin is my favorite narrator (tho all of u guys are hilarious)!

Being afraid of heights means you're actually afraid of landing. but wait till that person finds out that we've hit point 0 in our orbit.

“Everytime you blink, someone dies” Me: *blinks rapidly*

I would pay to have the brain capacity of Marvin

Marvin's actually right on one thing it is possible to see someone for the first time on their last day. I've talked to a stranger and 10 minutes later he died

Just remember, French Fries are still vegetables.

I just love this