"taxes are just yearly subscription that you Pay to the country you live in, childhood is the free trial" That is soo true

@VTrucker777

8 ай бұрын

Guess i get extended free trial

@Moulikyash

7 ай бұрын

69th like Nice

@imthememetheef

4 ай бұрын

EA ideology be like😊

@mercust

3 ай бұрын

3:21 will always haunt me

@Nat_onYT

2 ай бұрын

That wasn’t part of this video but I did see that one yeah 😂

This is not only hilarious, but some of these are actually educational!

@user-dg4vz7ig8y

10 ай бұрын

Fuck that

@aguy2181

10 ай бұрын

bruh this is why i think these are cringe

@gloriawangui5669

10 ай бұрын

​@@aguy2181cuz Ur corny and cringe af 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

@redwoodpies8309

10 ай бұрын

agreed

@CatBoy72

9 ай бұрын

@@aguy2181 you make it more cringe by saying that so just keep your comments to yourself

*Claim your “Late people” Trophy here🫠*

@jonathanmarin5349

2 ай бұрын

Hey!

@user-db3vn9fo6s

2 ай бұрын

10 month

@zRubyF0x1e_WildCraft

2 ай бұрын

😅

@DracoMalfoyEdits2801

2 ай бұрын

10 months 😅

@mahalakshmiv2740

2 ай бұрын

10 months

I love how all of the people around him practically go insane just because he's spouting these random thoughts.

@A_WeirdGrl_09

5 ай бұрын

And yet the rest of us are watching it willingly 😂

@hazeltam6753

2 ай бұрын

That is so trueeee

What blows my mind more is the fact he somehow came up with those things and decided to actually turn it to into a semi story instead of just another short, ryan 2 goes from getting annoyed to having to find a way to get him to stop, get new friends, new therapist and they had even been in lockdown, this dedication deserves a Sub

@Iknowthefirst_random-.3

Жыл бұрын

It’s just… a compilation…

@RaimeTooRacist

Жыл бұрын

@@Iknowthefirst_random-.3 never knew that! :0

@Meat_man_official

Жыл бұрын

Hey your more early than that comment above

@pupsiclevlogs

11 ай бұрын

100 like and 3rd comment and also its a compilation not a semi story-

@vicinvesta8349

8 ай бұрын

He did not come up with all these things.... All these things are well known "unanswerable children's questions" He just collected and presented them. Here two lame ones: "Why there is a floatation device under your seat on airplane, should it be a parachute instead?" "How does snow blower driver get to work?"

This guy is a genius. Look at the numbers of people who just shamelessly post his voice without credits.

@xxfreedomxx9479

11 ай бұрын

Carzeyy

@s3king981

10 ай бұрын

Any they got likes above 200k

@steakoncearmyengene9326

10 ай бұрын

@@s3king981 true true

@luthfeeghazale6206

10 ай бұрын

Fr thou especially the gta car shit gameplay

@OviOnTop23

9 ай бұрын

​@@s3king981always true

1:27 that scream 😂

"A man who thinks all the time has nothing to think except thoughts" -a wise man

@larawaterson

Ай бұрын

Their also known as philosophers.

As a person who only has 5 years of his free trial left, I can confirm childhood is entirely free.

@BlackFang186

10 ай бұрын

Agreed dude.

@Arceusmemesidk-zk7tm

9 ай бұрын

Man is barely a legal user of youtube

@star05dream

9 ай бұрын

@CameronsMusic Nice! I have 5 months :)

@farahh2909

8 ай бұрын

Dude it's not entirely free but it is the least exhausting you'll understand when you'll grow up

@vicinvesta8349

8 ай бұрын

Not if your were born into poverty in most of the countries in the world.

The line "only thiefs wish you prosperity" is just woow

This video is the perfect example of Think Unique Be Creative

"Dude, If Your Waiting For The Waiter, Arent You The Waiter?" "No, Your The Patient." *Blackhole Appears*

@AnkerFred

4 ай бұрын

True🤣🤣🤣

1:13 “ well I guess I gotta find new friends. Do you know anyb- sorry “ - Ryan

4:00 this literally hurts my head

“Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice?” Got me!

*"Taxes are just a yearly subscription to the country you live in. And childhood is just the free trial"* Truer words have never been spoken!

Okay let's admit we've all been waiting for a comp so we wouldn't have tp scour the internet for playlists Originally i had no idea it was YOU making these but now with this and all your other shit i can safely classify you as a sss+ tier youtube channel, my man.

@RyanSmith-qh7sr

Жыл бұрын

Bro literally I was gonna say that, I have seen these on a different channel, who would've thought it was our boy ryan who made those

@elmyst9108

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@rev_YT4358

11 ай бұрын

i know right, i thought carzeyy was the original one

2:11 *task failed succesfully*

3:41 omg know u making me go crazy😂

This man made me laugh more than any meme has

How the hell does Ryan come up with this things😂😂

@kiiseanrobinson5084

18 күн бұрын

He might just be reading them off of r/ShowerThoughts. Either that or he really did come up with them .

this guy's content never gonna die

0:54 just blew me away

I remember when your account was first starting out! Now look at how far you’ve come, Ryan!! Congratulations!!

After my physics paper...Finally I won't lose some brain cell

@aryanwanjari6740

Жыл бұрын

I lose all of my brain cells.

@Rex-787

Жыл бұрын

@@aryanwanjari6740 in 2020-

Fun fact: despite the cost of it, living still remains popular

@zukoshonor4557

8 ай бұрын

@@iamafraidofwomen stop!!!!

@arandomperson327

8 ай бұрын

@@zukoshonor4557if you cook cookies, does it change it name to bakies? If you bake bacon, will it be called cookon? Made this up lol-

My favorite line is "Please stop. Ma brain hurts." 🤣🤣🤣

@GamerProAnimeLover

Ай бұрын

Mine too. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

0:41 is so true

Genius. He cheers up my day. Love him! 🙏❤

5:25 What is life? (Had me dying)

This was freaking awesome. But the forwards/backwards lips thing blew my freaking mind!

4:37 BRO THAT ONE WAS SO GOOD

@Siddhisawsome

Ай бұрын

Bruh

Bro...if you kill a cereal,are you a cereal killer?

@Dangerspeed862

24 күн бұрын

Better yet what if the cereal kills you???or ig worse yet…

The "sand" one is actually a pretty good one

He doesn't need an Oscar, he needs a therapist.

Oh man! Every line said is just PERFECT?? How is someone able to do that?? I'm soo surprised. This talent needs the recognition it deserves.

Childhood is your free trial 😭😭😭

He's so brilliant I've played this video 20x already 😅

3:33 I’m literally pooping right now

4:37 "Your alarm sound is technically your theme song, since it plays at the start of every episode." Well in that case, I change my theme song often depending on the taste of my music.

@V0calSweet3

9 ай бұрын

Same lol

@JustSmileyFace...

7 ай бұрын

You're just going through multiple seasons of your own anime show this point

@Punktrick1259

5 ай бұрын

"Ryan, can you come here for a minute? I have a few questions"

I have to admit, this was the best comedy skit I've seen in a long time. I was watching this while my mom was sleeping beside me, so I couldn't laugh out loud and oh boy it was quite difficult😂😂 seriously someone should do a try not to laugh challenge while reacting to this But yeah, those observations are quite intriguing

Let's take a moment to appreciate his intelligence 😂❤

@thecomet653

11 ай бұрын

It’s not that smart. Most of these can debunked with real intelligence

3:40 ok you got me with that one

3:08 he’s quite the contrary

5:30 hey where is the chips

Great content Ryan👍👍 Keep killin' it😃😃😊

This is why I subscribed to this channel

1:45 insurance people also wish you well so they don’t have to pay you or do anything and you just pay them

0:30 thats the best music for the cosmic ryan's thoughts

3:49 bro did you say your toilet is in your room

I keep telling my dad these thoughts and he's literally going to throw me into the sun😅

BE QUIET!!! and that U SEE WHAT U DID TO JIM,HE'S HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BECUZ OF U!!!!!!!!!! got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I can one up you so the one about "if you don't pay taxes they said you go to a place where you don't pay taxes" everything there is paid for by other people's taxes

2:03 I also wanna know. How? Why? Dead tree and hallucinating equals reading a book. Why?

@darkcybert4299

2 ай бұрын

Because paper is made out of trees and while reading book you think about what happens in the book.

This man is asking the right questions

The way he hopped out of his closet had my dying🤣🤣

Always satisfying to watch his videos...

4:07 nice trow

Nah bro actually made my day feel great

honestly loved this series keep it up (*smile) PS : most of them was m y questions but literally forgot them even I asked them or not, now from deep of my brain they started to grow up :)

I actually needed to take an Asprin after this💀

1:50 got me rolling on the floor for 69 years

@Olieuy

10 ай бұрын

Is that my play station

@SoulsInTheMINES

6 ай бұрын

Is that my PlayStation?

“pLeASe StOp mY bRaIN hUrTs” 0:21-0:25 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

OMG you're funny!!!! 😂😂😂❤❤😊I can't stop laughing. Thank you!!! You're awesome!

3, 4 & 7 actually snapped my mind in half.

Ryan could make all of humanity question life. 😢

that light bulbs joke omg! i'm dying!

ryan is the king of youtube shorts sounds❤the gta parkour short guys use all your audios. YOU ARE AMAZINGGG❤

This guys the modern day philosopher.

This is so hilarious I can't stop laughing l o l😂

Thinking is so wierd. My thoughts are so quiet, but i can hear and inderstand them so well, but when people talk quiet, i cant understand them at all

Duuude will never get old

I needed this cause it makes me question about reality

Ryan makes the best videos. This is probably the best video he made. I kept replaying it to my friend and drove him insane. Thank you for making this. Keep up the good work 👏

Bro when you get food, you can’t wait to get home, but when you already ate on the drive home you want the ride to be longer😮😮😮😮

0:24 please stop my brain hurts

0:35 my family if i said "i hate school*

Well, all my braincells got removed when I was done. Good video. 👍

this guy says things that i almost cant proses and he just blows my mind

I really really love these videoooos !!!!❤

"That's actually a good point!" "Don't encourage him - you only make things worse." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Claim your "Super late gang" troph here 🏆 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

I love this man! ❤

This type of thoughts always goes in my mind 😂😂

3:15 LOLLLL❤

@lpmmars

8 ай бұрын

Help

love this series keep it up

This is golden

Omg im shocked at how he thought & eventually came up with all of those inquiries abt life. Now that’s a talent

2:17 *he’s* the one in the shower

If someone wakes up in the afternoon... do you say good morning or good afternoon, because good morning is more of greeting for you when you wake up and good afternoon is greeting someone at work, but in the afternoon 🤯

@hakimjasim3450

Жыл бұрын

good question

@DarkPrince777

Жыл бұрын

When your temperature goes up when your sick, Why is it said that you have a cold?

@yesivanthemadhatter555

Жыл бұрын

​@@DarkPrince777 OMG 🤯

@DarkPrince777

Жыл бұрын

@@yesivanthemadhatter555 You know, if you think about it. There are more nipples in the world than there are people.

We can’t live without this man

2:40 “ Im never going to get rid of you am I. “ that was personal😂😂😂

Ur hilarious how do think of this stuff keep up the amazing work ❤

Under one year gang 👇

@caganmustafabayr2427

2 ай бұрын

Why the hell that under year old reply your comment

@marshallplumer9791

Ай бұрын

Me

@user-it5jv2yw6t

Ай бұрын

me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

@Teji-kb1zj

27 күн бұрын

11 monts

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN WHEN IT COMES TO SHOWER THOUGHTS! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I swear, this guy was sent by the heavens themselves to question our whole existence😅😂

1:53 there is no birds in cretaceous period

@MastermindOfLag

17 күн бұрын

Birds are living dinosaurs

Nobody can have these quieries other than Ryan 👍

@Snack56654

10 ай бұрын

Carzeyy/Marvin: Am I A JOKE TO YOU!?

@-SaRa-TuRTLe

Ай бұрын

If an insect goes out is it now called an OUTsect?

@GamerProAnimeLover

Ай бұрын

Why are polar bears called POLAR bears if they don't exist only at the poles?

Dude you cheered my day, Thankssyouu dude!

Awesome! I haven't laughed this hard in years. You even made me cry. Thanks :D