Hawkeyes perfect record continues.

@DecafInvidia

Жыл бұрын

He really is the strongest avenger.

@sahilsinghrautela743

Жыл бұрын

@@DecafInvidia yeh just give him some good arrows

@waqarafridi123

Жыл бұрын

So does this replies....

@Boundless-Boredom

Жыл бұрын

@@waqarafridi123 no

@SurfistaEletrico

Жыл бұрын

Great one!

Once again, Hawkeye proves himself to be the strongest avenger

@jw-py9nw

Жыл бұрын

For real

@The482075

Жыл бұрын

The only time Hawkeye was absent in an Avengers ensemble, they lost.

@PurooRoy

Жыл бұрын

Nah, Black Widow is way stronger. She can beat entire armies by somersaulting and sitting on their shoulders. You have heard of death by a thousand cuts. But Black Widow has something even stronger - death by a thousand jump cuts!

@jonathanstern5537

Жыл бұрын

Had he been in MoM, he would have been able to talk Scarlet Witch down, and she and America Chavez could have gone to a world where Vision and her kids were still alive, and her counterpart had just died. Then she could have taken over, America could have been her Au Pair, and everything would have been wonderful.

@nugrohosumanto6390

Жыл бұрын

@@PurooRoy Let us think this through. The bad guys are all men, presumably straight men. Let's imagine that we are said straight men. A beauty like Black Widow wants to get on our shoulders and press her tight on to our faces. If we are lucky, she will be facing us. The bad guys are not necessarily weaker than her. They just need to be straight and horny.

Thanos: "You should've aimed for the he-!" ** Hawkeye: (distant) "Got 'em!"

@sizlax

Жыл бұрын

An entire shitty followup movie happened because one of the avengers didn't understand combat basics.

@OutlawofTatooine

Жыл бұрын

@@sizlax Endgame was a really great ending to The Infinity Saga, in fact it arguably should've been the end of the franchise.

@sizlax

Жыл бұрын

@@OutlawofTatooine It was a repeat of the previous movie, if half of the previous movie was people crying and captain America and Tony stark dying (so that black/female characters could take their place), followed with more crying. In short, it was a really weak follow-up to infinity war, that offered nothing good that wasn't done better by the previous movie. Sure it had a few good scenes, but they woulda been better off making those two movies into one movie.

@Navhkrin

Жыл бұрын

@@sizlax Agreed. Endgame really wasn't a worthy sequel to Infinity War. IW was something else. Covered so many things and did it so well that it felt like an entire season and not just one movie. And Endgame in comparison felt like one episode of series instead of a full movie.

@sizlax

Жыл бұрын

@@Navhkrin It felt short because of the amount of time they wasted on people crying, and the weaker repetition. I'm not entirely sure why, but bad writing has become a major factor of modern Hollywood. Just sex, crying, repetition, virtue signaling, shallow, empty relationships, .etc. Shows like Riverdale get boiled down to 10 minutes of watchable content per episode. Shows just seem shorter when you're seeing stuff that you've already seen. Though in the case of Riverdale, I just skip all the redundant content. I also stopped watching The Flash, cuz it got so bad..

"turns out we only needed hawkeye" Must be what every avenger said at the end of a saga.

@dr.boring7022

Жыл бұрын

Infinity War is proof of this 😂

I liked the soldier looking down at his rifle like he's thinking "Hey, I cleaned my weapon for nothing!"

@ImperativeGames

Жыл бұрын

He thought that if he shot with Thot's powers he would be 1) Unstoppable 2) Killed Godkiller and would save the day right now

@jibarodeorocovis3155

Жыл бұрын

@@ImperativeGames Thot*** lmao

@djclintoh8746

5 ай бұрын

I laughed loud

23% smarter would still be a single digit IQ.

@SurfistaEletrico

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, we all know. But we don't say it out loud.

@romans4143

Жыл бұрын

Thor is actually kinda smart in the comics. His feats include: -is a heir to a kingdom of very advanced cosmic race that uses incredible technology and magic in their daily life. Sure, Thor wasn't depicted as a technician or a wizard, but you can't just live in a techno-magical society for 1500+ years and NOT pick up at least some bits of knowledge here and there, even if you don't want to. Same with stuff from other technology or culture from other realms, which Thor oftenly visits. -depending on source, Thor either speaks the impressively universal and mind boggling "All-tongue" or at some point just memorized pretty much every language of every race of nine realms and many other spoken alien dialects (there are MANY of them in Marvel). Either way, he can start communicating with unknown species right away, after hearing their very first words. -he is able to pilot any known spaceship or other vessel. Nobody taught him how to operate quinjet, yet Thor learned how to do it perfectly literally on the fly. -he was shown to keep up in the conversation with Bruce banner about space physic stuff. -he interacts with Vision's "cradle" and charges it with lightning just enough to awaken Vision and not hurt him or other delicate electronics around. By doing so, it is revealed that Thor had a good grasp and understanding of all that advanced midgardian tech. -Memory-blocked Thor from comics once lived in Midgard as a Donald Blake, a genius medical physician and surgeon, for a certain amount of time. It was implied, that after regaining his true identity and memory, he haven't lost the vast medical knowledge of his "alter ego".

@red_hornet56

Жыл бұрын

@@romans4143 dorkkkk

hawkeye finally gets a taste if what its like to be part of the avengers.

Y'know.... that's actually a good point. If Thor can share his power, why didn't he do that with some adult asgardian warriors before they took off for Gor? Hell, why didn't he do that with the Avengers against Thanos? I have so many questions and no answers.

@deadpooldan9862

Жыл бұрын

Probably because he didn’t know he could do that. It’s not a power he has, it’s something Zeus’ lightning bolt did, not Thor, and he probably didn’t know he could do that till he actually did that. Plus, there was no time to get anyone else

@zacharybreen8891

Жыл бұрын

@@deadpooldan9862 but he still gave it to jane and why would the greek thunderbolt unlock this power.

@Arlenthasala

Жыл бұрын

@@zacharybreen8891 He didn't give it to Jane, she got it because of Odin's enchantment on Mjolnir.

@AlessandroMarques95

Жыл бұрын

​@@deadpooldan9862 nah, that was his own power. Thor not doing it any other time is just bad writing.

@deadpooldan9862

Жыл бұрын

@@AlessandroMarques95 if he had that power, why didn’t he use it? Because it’s not a power he has, it’s something the lightning bolt can do, also the writers didn’t think of it. It’s not bad writing, it’s just something he can’t do by himself

not gonna lie.. when you have a character like hawk eye who is shown to be hypercompentent to the point they can keep up with super powered morons who are godlike but very simple minded. the best you can do is give the hyper competent guy extra powers that elevate them past badass normal: XD

@flamelover1746

Жыл бұрын

Looking at you, Tony!

@Fylasfrommabi

Жыл бұрын

@@flamelover1746 yehh! it is time for STEELHAWK! :D

@byronrush9802

Жыл бұрын

​@@Fylasfrommabi exactly he can very easily give him a superpowered suit and vibranium arrows with the full arrangement of options for every occasion

@Fylasfrommabi

Жыл бұрын

@@byronrush9802 probably could make him some kinda cool tech bow that is collapsible with energy arrows

@byronrush9802

Жыл бұрын

@@Fylasfrommabi Even better make it with vibranium or one of the other legendary metals in marvel and get the dwarves to make him a bow then it'll be magical too

“Now I’m going to go cure Jane’s cancer, bye!” Wait what, that was a thing!?

@byronrush9802

Жыл бұрын

He could have cured her cancer very easily they literally have a god of healing The only reason they didn't is because she wanted to die in the comics in the movie had she stayed out of the last fight she wouldn't have died The Cancer unless she deliberately chose to, also Gor had a son not a daughter who he already brought back in the comics but doesn't seem to care about him

@dennisbeaman958

Жыл бұрын

​@@byronrush9802by stans rules he can't cure cancer because if no cure in real life they can't cure it in the comics or in marvel period Stan's way of keeping it feeling real

@isiaharellano3789

Жыл бұрын

@@dennisbeaman958 you still think they follow the comics. Oh boyy 😂

@StrongOaker

Жыл бұрын

@@dennisbeaman958 There is a cure for cancer in the comics, just not on earth and um... this isnt taking place on earth... soo...

@byronrush9802

Жыл бұрын

@Ansh Banka that makes sense movie-wise

Thor L&T and WW84 are proof that a good director does not equate to a good writer

@lionofash7700

Жыл бұрын

Eh, I feel L&T is a solid 7/10. I don't feel there's too much WRONG with it. It's just like... a TYPICAL Thor Comic.

@gonzotown9438

Жыл бұрын

A really good director will notice they don't have a good writer right away and do something about it

@DozerfleetProd

Жыл бұрын

Transformers ROTF was proof of that already. Bay can make anything look pretty. But he should never be allowed in the writing room!

@corberus3119

Жыл бұрын

@@gonzotown9438 not necessarilly depends on what the studio wants, and if you've already signed a contract leaving a project like that without a reason or forcing a change of writer would be difficult head writer of ww84 was patty jenkins, difficult to fire a woman in hollywood without being accused of sexism, and TL&T was written by the director so only has himself to blame

@aakarshverma5793

Жыл бұрын

@@lionofash7700 uhh...no

This would have been so much better than the child soldiers we got

@SurfistaEletrico

Жыл бұрын

Disney children...

@supermaximglitchy1

Жыл бұрын

a literal war crime

@marci244

Жыл бұрын

i mean it was cool and funny and yeah plot is plot

you made Apollo, Hawkeye lol. My dude is gonna be an ADC for life

@TJSmith

Жыл бұрын

pew pew

What would’ve made this movie at least 30% better: Thor: *zaps the screaming goats* those things were really getting on my nerves

I get it, but isn’t a regular Asgardian child more powerful than an adult human?

@amied7361

11 ай бұрын

But not smarter

Hahaha, AU Thor had nailed it. Well, along with Hawkeye XD

"Any-who, my plan was to give my powers to a bunch of little kids." I almost died laughing. Does anyone still watch Marvel and expect it to be good? My normie friend keeps going and is disappointed every time, but somehow still thinks that the next movie will be as good as Winter Solider.

@AleksandrStrizhevskiy

Жыл бұрын

Guardians of the Galaxy 3 was fantastic, at least in my opinion.

@ladyred9613

Жыл бұрын

@@AleksandrStrizhevskiy That's good to hear. I liked the Guardians of the Galaxy a lot in the past. I was afraid that they'd ruin all the characters for a cheap laugh.

@somethingsomething2541

Жыл бұрын

​@@ladyred9613 part 3 is amazing

@ladyred9613

Жыл бұрын

@@somethingsomething2541 I'm glad that is the case. I just don't have much hope for future movies anymore.

@somethingsomething2541

Жыл бұрын

@@ladyred9613 same lol, i was expecting the movie to kinda eh , but i was surprised, and i also domt have hope for future movies still.

I honestly wouldn't have been surprised if a Taika Waititi script had done something like this.

@byronrush9802

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately he's not good on his own he needs people to check behind him

Lol!!! This was amazing!!! The guy playing Hawkeye looks just like him!!! Perfectly acted!!! The Thor impression was great too!!

Or without Taika Waititis worst excesses.

@liamphibia

Жыл бұрын

Honestly he never should've directed *and* written this fourth installment all at once. Because... Yeesh!

Jeremy Renner is real life superhero dude

1:25 Hawkeye gets no love 😮‍💨😞

Nailed it! With all the technology, magic and all the aliens (some of which are gods to us), there doesn't seem to be a cure for cancer. Dammed comic logic. 😮‍💨

@AmitCinematicUniverse

Жыл бұрын

This is why I am very careful in my writing. I don't want to introduce a tool that can solve problems only to forget half the time.

Yes, put some respect on Hawkeye's name

Yeah. It’s not that Thor’s ability to share his power came completely out of nowhere (the enchantment he uttered was a lot like the one in Mjolnir) but that now it’s shown that he can, why didn’t he at any point before?

@fbiuzz

Жыл бұрын

It also means Thor cannot join in any avengers movie. Since he can give everybody Thor-level powers. Like imagine if Thor gave Cap and Iron Man the power boost when they fight Thanos.

new asgard is in sctoland meaning it follows the geneva convention THUS thor giving godlike destuvctive power and persauding children into battle is a....LITERAL WAR CRIME!!!!! great job marvel!!!!

Can we talk about the fact that they had a Wrestlemania 39 chair 😅😅

Don’t tell me he “only” cured Janes cancer. Please make it all cancer ever, except on bad guys

@AmitCinematicUniverse

Жыл бұрын

Does Deadpool count as a bad guy?

@jonathanholtlajer2949

Жыл бұрын

@@AmitCinematicUniverse I mean. I think the cancer comes and goes depending on his current personality. Tho, since his cancer would eventually be gone, he would be stuck in that same good-guy mindset.

Eternals but 23% smarter Dane Why didn't you guys help fight Thanos? Or any war? Or all the other terrible things throughout history Sersi: because we couldn't help humans becuase they will start relying on us Dane: ok that dosent make any sense even if you don't interfere for not helping humans you are still dooming the other species just for not helping the humans Sersi: well, that makes the Eternals sound like the villains Dane: yes yes it is

@tbone8730

Жыл бұрын

yeah especially considering thanos wasb an eternal himself lol

@zacharybreen8891

Жыл бұрын

@@tbone8730 yeah and they can't weasel themselves out of that one because in one of the mid credit scenes Thanos' brother shows up linking both of them to the eternals. They are just hoping no one remembers eternals at all so they never have to address that but remember that movie saved lives.

23% is no where near enough to bring this film to an acceptable standard

@marci244

Жыл бұрын

i love thor 4

Hawkeye is so underutilized

These are so good!

*THE WRESTLEMANIA CHAIR 😂*

He can bestow his power because of the lightning bolt.

30% smarter would've been him bringing in two Avengers

The Fact that the line ‘another classic Thor adventure’ is not just parody.

That would have been hilariously awesome if they had actually gone with a version of this.

omg Ted chillin' in the back.

I can't get over Davis's arms here!🤣 Probably should have taken arm day.

@aussiewanderer6304

Жыл бұрын

They didn't have the CGI budget Natalie Portman was for her muscles.

@liamphibia

Жыл бұрын

@@aussiewanderer6304 AAAAHH🤣🤣🤣🤣

Those valkyrie facial expressions were literally perfect.

THAT'S HOW YOU AIM FOR THE HEAD!

This proves why they needed to make gorr more of a threat

Great work Guys!

Hey, look it's Ted! 0:49

Remember when Davis already had the Thor hair?

Lol Davis has the scrawniest arms, and it's so funny in that big costume

Iirc, they needed to be Asgardians. Granted, the fact that Asgard is full of trained soldiers, the people should have looked more competent and have taken half the time to collect. Sadly, this means Hawkeye would not be buffed. Whether or not that means he can beat Gorr, idk... maybe?

Taika waititi's fall from grace is so hilarious. One moment he was Hwood's eccentrically genius poster boy, and the next, absolutely fucking radioactive. And he has noone to blame but himself

Ayo that WrestleMania chair looked sick!!!!

Hey Davis I just wanna say your an incredible KZreadr and I mean that personally plus could you do another 23% smarter?

Wouldn't It Be Even Simpler To Just Call Back Storm Breaker?????

When Smosh had fallen to unscripted comedy, the Warp Zone provided

this has better CGI than the actual movie itself

Thank you for that it needed to be said

Thor's arms😂😂😂😂

@bewtnewt

Жыл бұрын

what

The Hawkeye slander *shall not stand* !!!! *edit* wrote this before I saw the full video. Hawkeye is the man yet again.

i had such high hope for thor 4.

Lmao. That ending.

Lol, I could actually see this having been one of the potential plots for the movie. He had some pretty Deadpool-y moments.

This multiverse version of the Mighty Thor might benefit from a kettlebell routine and some pushups.

hahahahaha , best idea ever, only if Taika was thinking about that .. instead of going backstage with Val..

Perfect video.

Man, we didn't even get to see Ted's mad nunchaku skills

why cant i like this more than once!!!

God powered Hawkeye. Now that's conflict broken.

Great shot! 😂

Thor shares his powers with Hulk. That would be terrifying.

As someone who uses humor to cope with things, I actually enjoyed/ related to this movie

for this .. u got my vote

"I'm gonna go cure Jane's cancer now ..." Or, ya know, cure all disease .... or bring about universal peace ... or create a new homeworld for the Asgardians ....

The wrestler with the chair 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just want to see that Full Auto Rifle shooting off lightning bullets!

Man I kinda wish it was longer

If only the film was more darker and more serious…

@Problemsolver434

Жыл бұрын

It didn't need to be "dark". It just needed to lay off the jokes a little. I don't know what it is with people complaining that movies aren't "dark" as if it is a criticism

@casualfanatic4217

Жыл бұрын

@@Problemsolver434 I mean when the movie was dealing with Gorr The God Butcher and CANCER, it should have a darker tone

@Problemsolver434

Жыл бұрын

@@casualfanatic4217 That's a fair point

@CM-pf1xc

Жыл бұрын

I like the fun punches!! But they carried it too far with thor and way he acted with the children. He had almost no seriousness. :/ to accentuate the silliness

How to write a confrontation.

100% smarter “calls back the axe to him”

This Hawk Guy is pretty cool. Is he like from the comic books or something?

That movie needs much, much more than just +23%

😂😂😂 So true!

i would've gone with "revengers, assemble" but, sure, your thing was good too

JUST CALL THE AXE BACK!

"I even brought hawkeye" LMAO

Nailed it!

That's how you aim for the head.

@TheWarpZone

Жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

That actually makes a lot of sense.

@stephenbachman132

Жыл бұрын

@Text...the.number its not a penis picture if so im not interested

Giving power to Valkyrie maybe 😂

1:58 Hawkeye is a Goa'uld.

@Connor.SG-1Ring

Жыл бұрын

Indeed

Lol revengers assemble lol 😆

This gives me ‘I downloaded the wrong love and thunder’ vibes

Bringing in Hawkeye is the best lol

Lol i guess i was the only one who thought that part of giving the power to kids was good 😅 i went to the theatre with my young cousins so i guess their excitement of seeing that age group kids getting power is what made me like it too

0:26 I really thought you were going to have Thor bestow his powers to Valkyrie so she could still help. 2:09 I’m going to need an explanation for how Thor is supposed to do that.

@TheWarpZone

Жыл бұрын

1 she already has god tier powers but was injured. 2 he was at eternity and the door was opening. So he could just go wish it.

@jorgecarbajal8076

Жыл бұрын

@@TheWarpZone You’re totally right about Eternity. I’m surprised that idea didn’t occur to me in this scenario.

@zacharybreen8891

Жыл бұрын

@@jorgecarbajal8076 its worse man he can remove cancer from the universe using eternity but in movie he us only thinking about Jane exclusively.

@themaker2149

Жыл бұрын

​@Zachary Breen it's actually worse when you realize he's the reason the treatment didn't work. By asking the hammer to protect Jane he bonded them even when she wasn't holding it why she was able to pick it up but by doing so the bond kept treatment from working. By trying to protect her he actually failed her

Visually this video is basically indistinguishable from the actual movie

THIS IS BETTER THAN THE WHOLE MOVIE!

NO NOT THE CHAIR!

Glad you added some thought into it first. Coz otherwise, 23% smarter for this movie would still be 0 thought put into it.

I’m actually curious about *If moon knight was 23% smarter* Because idk what’s scene would make sense the trial of Khonshu where they ignore his pleads for help. Or just let Ammit eating souls. Or just let Jake Lockley out earlier

Me wishing for the last 5 years to never have happened and any tragedy that was related or would happen in the future to just be avoided somehow using cosmic power

I love how its 23% smarter and the duration is also exactly 2:30. Coincidence or smart ?

@supremeshitposts2996

Жыл бұрын

The fact that this has 23 likes makes it so much better

@deandre6559

Жыл бұрын

@@supremeshitposts2996 Not gonna mess up his 23 so I'll give him a like in spirit. Also Michael Jordan jersey was 23. Definitely not a coincidence

OMG if the movie ended like this, it would have been awesome!!!