Just imagine being in a mountain fight army after army and see Chorizo just waddling through the crossfire

@ABRAMS-M1A1

2 жыл бұрын

Then the armies close in for the dog for it's cuteness at close range

@ophhy

2 жыл бұрын

Comment made my day 😊😊

@zerrierslizer1

2 жыл бұрын

what they dont realize is that, that dog is the most dangerous weapon one could use in any war. *A Perfect Distraction!*

@clickmyplaylist2720

2 жыл бұрын

Look at my playlist

@jinhunterslay1638

2 жыл бұрын

I’m suddenly reminded of that scene from Phineas and Ferb where 2 “armies” are about to clash, but stopped for a moment because Ducky Momo was crossing ._.

Chorizo's little squeaky wheels after complete chaos is both hilarious and very adorable xD

@viperukyt5698

2 жыл бұрын

I wish he was more powerful... just wipes a squad of enemies, would be hilarious watching him kick their arses lol

@michaeljwetzel5043

2 жыл бұрын

Chorizo a cute yet somewhat deadly dog deadly in the meaning of he distracts enemies

@DdawgPlayz

Жыл бұрын

On god

@bowmanhann448

Жыл бұрын

Damn Ubisoft they legitimately created a relationship between me and a non real puppy. He might be especially cute to me because I have a dachshund, which chorizo is, and he looked exactly like chorizo when he was born, except for his fur color.

@bbssnow

11 ай бұрын

Enemy: shoots Chorizó w/AK Smii7y: … Enemy: kicks Chorizó Smii7y: “Oh now you’ve done it

“AH CRABS, WELCOME MY FRIENDS!” is a phrase you should not close your eyes to

Ubisoft: "Far Cry 6 has improved enemy ai" Enemy: Throws molotov then walks into the fire caused by it

@TzsNatureWithJameelFar

2 жыл бұрын

sometimes even a human can get confused

@zerrierslizer1

2 жыл бұрын

"Ubisoft" and "Improved" are two words that do not go hand in hand.

@TzsNatureWithJameelFar

2 жыл бұрын

@@zerrierslizer1 it can go coz theres alot plof improvement in their graphics and other stuffs in recent games

@ljvermaak4159

2 жыл бұрын

Work in progress

@fives2048

2 жыл бұрын

I love that they haven't improved that much! The fun stupid chaotic moments are the reason why I love the Far Cry Series so much 😂

Enemy: *shoots Chorizó w/AK* Smii7y: … Enemy: *kicks Chorizó* Smii7y: “Oh now you’ve done it”

@karolbielen2090

2 жыл бұрын

Fulll-John-Wick mode

@nickangelosuson2454

2 жыл бұрын

Enemy: "shoots chorizo" Smii7y: i sleep Enemy: "kicks chorizo" Smii7y: REAL SHIT

@flamingliger5533

2 жыл бұрын

Throws molotov at Chorizo...... grabs marshmallows

@austinkeaton8251

2 жыл бұрын

Enemy kills chorizo Smithy its your fight Enemy taps choreso with foot Smithy I will rain hell on you

@Lee_chaolan

11 ай бұрын

@@austinkeaton8251nah he might be mad if he kills the dog

Feel like the next time Smii7y plays with Matt, Matt is just going to be like "CRAB KILLER!" lol

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

I am so unpretty 😭 When I go to the bank, they turn the cameras off. At least I am a big star on KZread. So don't feel too bad for me, dear ak

@mgzwei1648

2 жыл бұрын

Given how chaotic matt can be in these types of games. I kinda wanna see the duo fucking around lmao

@vincenttrigg4521

2 жыл бұрын

As he should be

@akarbit3r111

2 жыл бұрын

@@mgzwei1648 either Smii7y and Matt or Smii7y and John would work for me

@kadendavis2088

2 жыл бұрын

Well now that you said something yeah he prob is now 😂😂

I'm gonna spend hours just watching Chorizo's ears flopping around when he runs 😁

I love seeing Evan acting all professional and Smii7y comes out saying “YOU CAN HAVE A WEINER DOG, BUY THIS GAME”

@austinkeaton8251

2 жыл бұрын

A Weiner dog named choreso

"I just killed like three people for no reason. I got no reward for th- Oh! Crabs! Hello my friends!" I'm glad you have your priorities Smii7y.

@kitsuneghost

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only person that realized he started questioning his life decision and then immediately went ooo crabs!

@Cjecht

2 жыл бұрын

Professionals have standarts

@TheUltima_Werewolf

2 жыл бұрын

Crabs are better than people

@Itspiranha

2 жыл бұрын

Your name scares me

@daftywooshoes3709

2 жыл бұрын

I love this comment

Smii77y playing FC6 with friends; “Can I touch your Weiner, dog.” Friend: “wut?” Smii77y: “Chorizo, can I pet him?”

@notgoodbutitry3000

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@stfinalwrath

2 жыл бұрын

I can literally hear this in his voice, and the laugh that always follows his bad puns... Lol..

i love how smii7ys energy hasnt changed over the years of him making this wonderful content

10:05 "Alright let's stop it right here" **an ad plays** Well played

Props to Ubisoft for adding the ''what da dog doin'' feature. Really nice asset.

@boubusboy5039

2 жыл бұрын

yeah but id like to be able to pick up chorizo and put him in the car

@fadeddeathkinght

2 жыл бұрын

@@boubusboy5039 and I like it they where shut down for the crimes they committed #holdubisoftaccountable

@depression666

2 жыл бұрын

@@fadeddeathkinght what crimes exactly?

@koda3885

2 жыл бұрын

@@depression666 sexual assault in the workplace and during events

@mountainmangames3613

2 жыл бұрын

@@fadeddeathkinght ...you act like everyone at the company is at fault and not just a few people

"CHORIZO" is the greatest name they could have given that doggie 😌👌

@darrenarmwood9304

2 жыл бұрын

Not better than bommer

@johannes7412

2 жыл бұрын

If only he could pronounce it smh

@darrenarmwood9304

2 жыл бұрын

Amh

@MLGProMaster-tu9tz

2 жыл бұрын

@@johannes7412 stop shaming him because he can't pronounce a Spanish word.

@kris1349

2 жыл бұрын

@@MLGProMaster-tu9tz / He pronounced it right, what changes is the accent.

6:02 most intelligent A.I. ever, Ubisoft never fails to disappoint me

@gerardollamas520

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, the AI just 1g'd himself.

@rishimehta4486

2 жыл бұрын

@blast No

@attilakovacs5040

2 жыл бұрын

@blast DON'T YOU DARE NAMING THESE GAMES COMPARED TO FC 6!!! Fallout is shitty in every single thing,but the AI is fairly better than this,just like for CP2077 and so on. This game is only coming out and let's not mention that there is not even a single game that came out without having a bug or a glitch or several issues.

I'm loving the companions in this game. You can have a sausage on wheels, or an attack crocodile wearing a jacket.

Smii7y when Chorizo is getting shot: I schleep Smii7y when Chorizo gets kicked: REAL SHIT?

@dreblazer23yt

2 жыл бұрын

A man of culture from TheRussianBadger

@tomiyu2297

2 жыл бұрын

@@dreblazer23yt its an old meme you dip

@darkryder4698

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't use chorizo for any reason other than calling him in and petting him then sending him back to wherever they store the animal companions solely because I can't stand seeing pets get hurt

@gamingcorn5207

2 жыл бұрын

Its cuz kicking a a dog is unfair but shooting is fair

@Gibby34340

2 жыл бұрын

@@dreblazer23yt Actually it's just an old meme, but I DO remember that one clip from Badger's Injustice video. 😆

I like how when he’s in the base yelling hello and it’s quiet. You just hear chorizo’s little wheels😂

@nickstephens7501

2 жыл бұрын

I replayed the car noise over chorizo like 5 times. That’s hilarious 😂

@thehomelesspingu5068

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickstephens7501 oh when he goes around the corner? I know it was funny af😂

@nickstephens7501

2 жыл бұрын

@@thehomelesspingu5068 bro yes😂 so subtle but so perfect

4:55 Pure cuteness

"oh no, it appears i have killed 3 people for no reason" "Oh CRAB MAN CRAB MY FRIEND"

13:48 this'll be a SMii7y Minus clip for sure

@tylerf-j2580

2 жыл бұрын

And 9:12

@greybillingsley3721

2 жыл бұрын

Prediction???

@pinkychoo9558

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine Smitty not making that into a Smi77yminus clip just to spite your prediction

@Bistren

2 жыл бұрын

@@pinkychoo9558 Ah fck I hope not XD

When smii7y posts: “Now this does put a smile on my face”

@Solongster

2 жыл бұрын

and a migraine in my head

I’ve lately had a pretty bad cold lately and you always bring me a laugh when I watch you, thank you and I can’t wait for more content in the future ^^

Play more of this pls your editing for this is amazing!

This actually looks like its gonna be really fun to control a bunch of different animals.

@killercodyj658

2 жыл бұрын

i mean they allowed you to do that in primal and that game was pretty good imo so yeah probably

@b.a.k5367

2 жыл бұрын

@@killercodyj658 primal was fuhkin badass.

This intro is exactly how I play GTA and how GTA npc's be like when you honk at them

@stalecracker6931

2 жыл бұрын

Elite

17:46 "this sign can't stop me because i can't read"

7:03 LOOK AT THE EARS OH MY GOD

This is one of the most chaotic starts to a SMii7Y episode I’ve ever seen. I can’t wait.

Can we all take a moment to appreciate Chorizo's adorable little puppy wheelchair?

@bigmeeps1239

2 жыл бұрын

Put a engine on that thing

@austinkeaton8251

2 жыл бұрын

Choreso go zooooooooom

got obsessed with this for a few weeks recently, I recommend this or farcry 5. both are absolutely amazing

I love his single player improv stuff, brings tears of laughter to my eyes XD

I love how that horse said "Cant scan Military Vehicles" XD

*you can buy a dog named after a sausage* Me: Okay, I think I might wanna buy it. *his name is Chorizo* Me: TAKE MY MONEY NOW

2:44 good welcome smi7y just great job

2:03 saw the mounted gun option and i could tell that this was gonna be a fun video.

Chorizo is the reason Far cry 6 is going to get the GOTY, you can't change my mind

@vwpassat444

2 жыл бұрын

dude was one fence about preordering the game, i think chorizo is the tipping point lmao, hes adorable

Chorizo is amazing, but having Guapo as your sidekick is the actual reason I need to get this game.

@spicydragon301

2 жыл бұрын

The idea of a crocodile in a shirt with a gold tooth named "handsome" is perfect

@Skaramine

2 жыл бұрын

@@spicydragon301 RIGHT? I thought Far Cry couldn’t top Cheeseburger, but here we are. 😁

@Dx_Hearted

Жыл бұрын

What about the god damn rooster

2:40 When the crabs came out of nowhere I really thought it was the brain of the stabbed person

Coming back to this 2 years later. I was looking up reviews about the game before i bought it, who knew that it would end up with ne becoming a fan and dive into a rabbit hole of great content, including all of smii7y's friends' channels.

*Chorizo gets shots multiple times* "Better not die to this fucking dog man" *Chorizo gets one good kick in the face* "Oh so this guy chose death."

I love chorizo because he is down for the cause and his comedic timing is legendary 😂

I love far cry for the amount of takedown and heals and this is just best

I love far cry it literally do anything u want like u made these games are amazing

As a Dachshund owner, I need this game

@deadhookerproductions1068

2 жыл бұрын

I have a dachshund too, will definitely get this game

"Hmm I wonder if ubisoft improved the AI for FC6..." 2:26 "... maybe not"

@skullduggery7917

2 жыл бұрын

Or anything else for that matter

@rockinatmidnight

2 жыл бұрын

@@skullduggery7917 indeed but yet, I'll still buy it and enjoy it. Then complain that it's another re-skin 😅

I love how much these games look like just cause because let me tell you, I dont often finish games because of attention span and a busy life but that one got finished sooooo quick. both amazing titles

Been waiting for this since what, like February!? Can't wait!

I love the blood splatter with everything. Ill just be deactivating Hit markers and health bars and I will have the fun of my life

@RustyShacklefordReal

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm hoping it doesn't have that new dawn weapon leveling bs

@chasek0746

2 жыл бұрын

@@RustyShacklefordReal i acually liked it tbh

@pokka626

2 жыл бұрын

@@RustyShacklefordReal it doesn't have that thankfully

@sleepless9957

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus why did my comment blew up?

@brawler715

2 жыл бұрын

@@sleepless9957 Probably because people forgot you can go to the settings,because people just want instant satisfaction.

Enemy: shoots Chorizo Smii7y:.... Enemy: kicks Chorizo Smii7y: *So you've chosen death*

@someguy9662

2 жыл бұрын

stolen

@justacrusadr

2 жыл бұрын

Stolen

One of the best and funny video. Hats off to your work and script

Picked this up about a month ago been having a blast

He looks like my actual dog when he was a puppy now he’s 10 and still adorable

I can picture Blarg saying “Killing Crabs?…NOT okay my friend”.

The fact that it's in my brithday when it comes out, i really hope I see you and the boys being crazy on this.

i just started watching you and known about you for years i regret not watching you before but thanks for the content man

"Matt's not gonna be happy about that one" Now we wait for him to comment.

@winter_the_snowfox5771

2 жыл бұрын

i was just thinking that lol

@austinkeaton8251

2 жыл бұрын

Matt sees this commit doesn't respond

Smii7y: "A DOG NAMED AFTER A SAUSAGE!" also Smii7y: proceeds to call it a "wiener dog".. 😂

@austinkeaton8251

2 жыл бұрын

Yes your right its a sasige dog

8 seconds in and I uhhh have never felt so understood, when it comes to the reflex to hit NPC cars with yours for the ragdoll/carnage. GOLD! lololl Thank you smii7y

My dude this was just hilarious especially the chaos with the tires and man on horse 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

5:42 Ah yes, the new "following road" auto-drive mechanic for far cry 6, never saw in another game of the series.

@marcelopadilla9459

2 жыл бұрын

or like in the same series like i don’t know maybe far cry 4

@KingSolidTails

2 жыл бұрын

Totally not in Far Cry 4..or 5. Totally

@Gibby34340

2 жыл бұрын

Funny how Tesla tried the same idea and it always fucks up somehow...

Chorizo may or may be the best pupperoni in existence

such a cool new farcry game im definitely grtting this

3:50 hey little guy AAAaA

12:51 a mobius variant’s dream

This is why I love SMii7y. Chaos and mayhem interrupted by petting dogs.

10:30 I love how it classifies a horse as a "military vehicle"

Smitty in any game with npcs on horses "ooh a man on a horse"

Matt is going to lose his shit, when he sees that Smii7y killed a crab

I saw the puppy and thought it was warzone so immediately I was like "GET OUTTA THERE LITTLE DUDE"

Just lost BrAincElLS from laughing SOOO MUCH- FEELING GOOD xD

This is my 1st video i ever se3n on your channel and i love it. Subed

13:34 had me laughing so hard!

2:47 Mr.krabs: money money money AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHH **dead**

This is such a good game, just bought it a few days ago

Im so glad me and my friend pre-ordered FC6, excited to do the story mode.

I love how Smitty is okay with the dude shooting his dog, but the second he kicks him he deserves death.

16:13 you missed the chance of saying "Now THIS is Pod-racing."

Best content I've seen in a long time

Smii7y saying "heyy come back aren't you supposed to be an apex predator" then getting immediately attacked kills me

Everytime Smii7y plays one of these games I realize being a "gamer" is just a fancy way of saying you're a sociopath

@explodingtomahawks7589

2 жыл бұрын

Yo it's fun!

@Renorick1

2 жыл бұрын

Whatever you say, Mr. Thompson.

*SMII7Y tells me to buy something:* *My bank account:* Aw shit here we go again.

Nothing's better then watching 21 minutes of pure chaos.

Bro I love your rc-xd it’s so cute

I like the fact that you can CASUALLY have M2 Brownings on vintage cars, and nobody questions it, feels like America.

At 10:31: "Can't scan military vehicles" Bruh.....that's just a honse

This is the most wholesome video I have seen from smii7y

Smii7y: "Hey little guy!" Mountain Cat: *BEGONE*

15:53 Soldier: *shoots at dog* Smii7y: Hey hey! Cmon bro! You’re using a fucking gun! Don’t tell me you’re losing! Soldier: *kicks dog* Smii7y: now you went too far

@Lee_chaolan

11 ай бұрын

To be fair that a hole deserved

Definitely how I’m going to play the game

12:21 and that's how chorizo lost his first pair of legs

Guapo is adorable with the little shirt🤣

No way SMii7Y already got the game early I can’t wait to see what this video has to offer

0:20 sold I will buy it

Just no questions asked just here for the dash hound Also just love the cut scream

Everybody's gangsta until a rebel comes out with a pet gator,wearing a legit t-shirt

Last time I was this early Smii7y was still in the milk section at the grocery store

Holy shit I can't wait for more adventures of "Smii7y and the Chorizo"

Watching SMii7Y got excited by every other animals in this game is enough to make me happy for a week.

I can't wait for this game!