I’m massa now

@freshgamingfication

2 жыл бұрын

epic

@yayalu8650

2 жыл бұрын

Quoi

@Mercur1onus

2 жыл бұрын

Massive?

@willybefurt1997

2 жыл бұрын

We do it!

@zixorus748

2 жыл бұрын

Frog Burgers.

I love matts duality between Smii7ys channel and the goons on this one HES the insane one but in the goons he’s the only reasonable person there

@spaghettguy

2 жыл бұрын

He's actually really clever, as shown on the podcasts, he just has alternate personas

@harmonwest9754

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the duality of man

@Dragobot7

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking of just that but about Blarg, he's the crazy one here but with the goons he's the sane one.

@GhostechGaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dragobot7 Matt is Blarg

@necro_bbx3376

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dragobot7 they are the same person

i wish Matt was the supreme commander of the United Armies during one of the World Wars. I would get an A on that test in school.

@BonkVibin

2 жыл бұрын

This is amazing

@Nickfeds

2 жыл бұрын

What military force stormed the beach of Normandy? “Hamburgerrr”

@brawler8839

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly General Patton was probably even more unhinged than Matt which is fucking wild

@sigmaplatinum5284

2 жыл бұрын

But whenever he would make a public announcement he would use the funny mic

@CodeJB221

2 жыл бұрын

What war propaganda was formed by BlargmySchnoopie? Frog legs + Bucket?! FRUCKET

"Today's strat is the opposite!" Me: to kill Smitty? "Keep Matt alive" Me: oh.

@PizzaDaddy69

2 жыл бұрын

Thats basicly every sission tho

@kiracomments-chca2747

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO That's exactly what I said XD

@toxicity42

2 жыл бұрын

Yo, I thought the same thing!!

@Rwscienceguy

2 жыл бұрын

Same, but it ended up being way funnier

@JediSurvivorOrder66

2 жыл бұрын

Oh fuck off smitty will never die against blarg smitys an absolute fucking god

Loki ain’t the god of chaos, Matt grasps that title firmly with both hands

@WorstGenCrypto

2 жыл бұрын

well technically loki was the god of mischief, so matt easily takes the title of god of chaos

@lupin2361

2 жыл бұрын

@@WorstGenCrypto in the mythology, he’s the god of both mischief and chaos

@Hunts-so1jb

2 жыл бұрын

@@lupin2361 unfortunately massa’s dethroned him

@lupin2361

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hunts-so1jb Don’t let Sir Nelson Grizzwald Esquire hear that name

@WorstGenCrypto

2 жыл бұрын

@@lupin2361 oh, i never actually heard of that before well matt still easily takes the title, like you said

Them: the second strat is to not give any call outs and just say "over there" My teammates: *I am a master of this skill*

@noskill904

2 жыл бұрын

♎

@F7actured1832

2 жыл бұрын

on god bro fr

@QiqiNeedsCocogoat

Жыл бұрын

💀

@DannyTrey_

7 ай бұрын

ong😂

The Uber strat was unironicaly one of the funniest strats I've ever seen

@ThePlaguedOutlaw

2 жыл бұрын

It actually wasn’t a bad strat either

First strat: don’t let Matt play as he normally does

@Neptune523

2 жыл бұрын

the other hand is down his throat tryna get the ham

This title was all I needed for a quick view

@joanneanderson2773

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two HEAVENLY HANDSOME girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest KZreadr ever, having two handsome girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear sh

@Noahkerr322

2 жыл бұрын

Yeh same here

@Eedjee_

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku Ratio

@Robert-ob8gz

2 жыл бұрын

OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENT ON MY VIDEO!! OR ELSE I'M GONNA FIND YOU..,,.

The more you try to keep Matt alive, the more number of ways he finds to get himself killed.

@jamescurfman3284

2 жыл бұрын

And the naughty little child finds it hilarious, too.

The "momma duck" comment at 11:51 is easily one of the funniest things I have heard from Matt after a freak out. Lmao

@WinterManZoZ

2 жыл бұрын

idk these people, but when puffer (I think that that's he's name) start screaming, smiity's name I lost it 🤣😭

@WinterManZoZ

2 жыл бұрын

idk these people, but when puffer (I think that that's he's name) start screaming, smiity's name I lost it 🤣😭

This was crazy funny, I'd love to see more of this. Blarg is a content orchestra and Smii7y is the maestro who plays it out so well

1:37 Smiity was like "why do I hear boss music" Then he was relieved to discover the first boss was about as terrifying as a Rattata

The "Warzone but..." videos are so entertaining to watch lmao. It's just playing the game but in a different way and getting the same conclusion, it's just so cool

Matt: whats strats Everyone: this is gonna be great

Anyone back 2 years later missing the good old days of warzone?

Lol, so at the 3 minute mark when Smitty dies a Commercial pops up, Audi, "The best thing about Life is Moving Forward!" And I'm dying laughing

Not gonna lie I was expecting Matt to say, "I'm master today... SO GET TO PICKING!!!!"

18:40 I was fully expecting one of them to say "Evasive man-ubers" 😂

Matt literally made himself the Transit bus in the last strat lmaooo

3:35 "He' throwing!" Uh, duh, Puffer! That's how the thermite works! 😅😂

@alexvickary7673

4 ай бұрын

He means Matt trying to lose

Matt is just too smart for us to comprehend. These strats are beyond us. And they’re actually pretty creative, which is cool.

When Smii7y said “There’s so many rats in here” I expected him to follow up with “Rats? Rats Make Me Crazy, They trapped Me In A Room, A Rubber Room, A Rubber Room With Rats, Rats? Rats Make Me Crazy, They trapped Me In A Room, A Rubber Room, A Rubber Room With Rats.

12:07 probably my favorite smii7y clip ever

14:15 "critical damage" blarg is so funny man

"I'm master today" why i love matt

matt gives off the unhinged man in the nursing home energy

It also felt like Matt was holding back during the first strat. Shows his power

9:00 i swear that truck looked so ominous just slowly rounding the corner like that

1:18 me when your mom

Blarg actually came up with some funny strats 😂 have him do it more often

12:01 weirdest thing happened, I just dropped a turd as soon as the subtitle came up that is fucking hilarious I can’t stop laughing

The part when Matt (11:54) took a drop made me almost spit my drink out

@TopG..........

2 жыл бұрын

I was half in my sip half down my throat and hear it spit it out and I was crying laughing

4:29 *Who’s your Daddy: Warzone Edition*

The title sold me immediately, knew it was going to be an insta-banger

I saw Blarg and strats and that's all I needed

16:30 ah yes propane tanks are the best cover in a gun fight

Just thought about if Smii7y posted a new vid. Always makes me happy

@travis_loves_cougars6451

2 жыл бұрын

na

5:09 that bike hella sus

11:38 The pure fear in Blarg's voice fucking sent me.

I love how when blargs with the goons hes the parents but whenever hes with anyone else hes the special ed kid

@rockethero1177

2 жыл бұрын

SOMEONE ELSE SEES IT!

15:45 I love how this makes it seem like they're burglurs that take an uber to the houses they steal from.

As much as I would love to see the rest of the crew make strats, nothing will ever top Matt's strats.

2:38 The panic in Droid's "No!" is palpable. XD

0:49 that is the best possible follow up to what Smii7y said

2:36 Every time Matt has an idea Everyone: "NO, MATT NO"

"First Strat: Keep me alive at all costs" *Does everything in his power to be as reckless with his life as possible*

The accent that blarg does always has me in stitches

Strat idea: don’t let Matt die to a load out drop

"We have many frogs" thought that would work. Its like tryna wrangle a suicidal toddler 🤣

This was a good session of Who’s Your Daddy

Smii7y and blarg never fail to make people smile

I like how Matt thought these were legit strats. This was just normal gameplay

warzone with matt is like taking care of a mogwai from gremlins lol

@drklightguardian8132

2 жыл бұрын

and do NOT get him wet lol

Anything with blarg in the title only means bad news. I’m ready for it

I want to see another video of making load outs for each other again. That was hilarious last time

I thought the “protect Matt” strat on the thumbnail said “protest masks” and started laughing

"Uber driver, do you have any SMG ammo you can spare?" What is this? Chicago? New york?

i see that matt letting loose today cant wait to see the results

Blarg making strats is like my uncle making me lie down on top of him...

The ”blarg callout strategy” is one i am really familiar with since i have a friend who either says nothing and just starts shooting, says enemy close/right here and starts shooting before his teammates (me) can confirm that i see the enemy. Every time i have to as WHERE is the enemy, and he usually says enemy is right there and no pings, no compass directions, no descriptive markings, no nothing.

Nobody gonna talk about the motorcycle humping the vehicle

smii7y droid and puffer trying to stop blarg from commiting suicide moment

This just cheers me up after a day filled with horrible thoughts these videos bring joy to me all the time, thank you smii7y for everything

I love how Matt is 200 iq with the goons but as soon as he is with Smitty he goes full monke

Legend says Smii7y regrets giving Blarg any kind of power can't blame the guy 🤣😂

Ways to convince Matt to get out of a helicopter: Good succ Many frogs

11:56 As you can hear Blarg surprising shitting on people in Cod… Oh wait he’s actually shitting on them

Matt needs to play some more games on the toilet, I never laughed so hard in my life…

"Stop dropping turds while we're playing bro, please" he says as I'm taking a fat one

1 year later. We need a part two to strat roulette matt being massa

Smi7y still likes his own vids Lmao😂😂

first smi77y is dad

@honeybuns2189

2 жыл бұрын

Second

@CodyStrawser

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@dorbism7124

2 жыл бұрын

smii7y is my mother beat that

@Dill-The-Pickle

2 жыл бұрын

@Muscleman8562 this is probably the weirdest bot i’ve ever seen.

@dorbism7124

2 жыл бұрын

NOOOO WHT DO YALL COMMENT SO FAST I WANTED TO BE SECOND KWNNCKSONFNKSKKWKOGOANVJKW BB

7:03 Best panic punch ever

18:20 it became a Mr. Beast video. "Destroying my ubers car, getting him a helicopter."

9:50 what’s the gamer word?

@HYPER_295

11 ай бұрын

The black word

0:22 blarg scream.

We can all agree matt helps Smitty channel also matt and Smitty,s love is unstoppable 🤣

as soon as i saw the notification and read the title my first reaction was ‘oh god’

Lol 12:17

9:40 hitler??

I heard blarg makes the strats and I expected a lot of screaming and helicopters

If Matt was a troup bossu where im in, i'll purposely try to improve my K/D so he could provide me a kiss for headshotting Smii7y for going full monke during a treasure adventure

Warzone drinking game: Take a shot every time smii7y makes a “me when-“ joke Take a shot every time Matt says Hamburger Take a shot every time Matt does funny accent bit Take a shot every time they make a racism Take a shot every time smii7y makes a joke no one laughs at Take a shot every time Matt yells randomly

@aaronmclean3236

2 жыл бұрын

You would be drunk in the first five minutes of the video

@MLGLionKnight

2 жыл бұрын

We would be in the hospital due to alcohol poisoning

Can someone pls tell me how he got that arrow scope what level your gun gotta be to get it

Blarg is the funniest part of your video

Whatever you're thinking to yourself right now the answer is yes.

Warzone Strat: The Imposter One person is the imposter, their goal is to be the sole survivor and kill of that other team members. The rest of the group needs to kill the imposter and hope they dont rez the wrong person. Clickbait the video, pretending you're playing Among us for bonus points if you're the Imposter for the strat.

@Robert-ob8gz

2 жыл бұрын

OH JUST GIVE ME HATE COMMENT ON MY VIDEO!! OR ELSE...,.

Just don’t let mat play and you guys will be good

@aldolfinfishelr3465

2 жыл бұрын

There not looking to be good there looking for content

@Nivrek_14

2 жыл бұрын

what's the fun in being serious

I'd like to add to the 'never get into a stranger's car' bit...'especially when its coated in blood inside and out'

i forgot how much matts personality feels like a mood

1st to 2nd

My dad died this morning. Today has been hard. It's always good to laugh because it helps. Hope yall have a good day

@NachoChronicles

2 жыл бұрын

its gonna be ok i know how it feels it sucks at first but it gets better weird to say i know but its been 7 plus years since mine passed i still think about it from time to time but i made my peace with it and ik hes in a better place

@kemosabe4209

2 жыл бұрын

@@NachoChronicles thank you.

I was eating at the time I heard the "TURD" and.... I still ate my fries.

First strat: Matt’s Mr. President

matt is basically ralph wiggam

Mat works for Uber Flights now 🤣

The second strat is literally just a war of "If he's in there and we're out here."

A nice Smitty video in the morning. The right way to start the day.

Nobody: Smitt: Smitt: strat roulette Nobody: so ya ran outta content ay?