i think yumi is a toddler in a somewhat adult meat suit

@brenudo997

17 күн бұрын

I've yet to see a normal-looking photo of Yumi

@isaacjones6638

17 күн бұрын

“Somewhat adult”😂 Bro is not even qualified to be considered a full adult

@victoriatowns9237

17 күн бұрын

He is a kid that was unwillingly dragged through time and now exists at a point that could potentially be considered adulthood

@squibblez2517

14 күн бұрын

​@@isaacjones6638he's a 90 year old with a 10 year old mind

Matt is my favourite goon

@kalibedmonds5766

17 күн бұрын

Agreed

@ethanhall7096

17 күн бұрын

Agreed

@CongressGamingINC

17 күн бұрын

Agreed

@Stormy25555

17 күн бұрын

Agreed

@HowieRaps

17 күн бұрын

Yumi my favorite goon

21:11 pedo means fart, but “no hay pedo” is Mexican slang for “no problem”

@Heroo01

17 күн бұрын

don't worry friend, there is no fart

@BLP04

16 күн бұрын

@@Heroo01 yep, that’s what it sounds like to the rest of us Latinos

@ShadowOfDeadRhodes21

16 күн бұрын

I thought it was short for pedoph*le

Hey, babe Blarg uploaded... It's time to piss ourselves laughing and question our morals.

@scunglebungle5149

17 күн бұрын

Yessir!

@Clutchupvandal

17 күн бұрын

HELL YEAH BROTHER

@Motsham

16 күн бұрын

With that comma in the wrong place....we shall now declare Blarg...as......Babe Blarg.

@o.Froggy.o

10 күн бұрын

I shall now call blarg, babe blarg, also HELL YEAH BROTHER

Only Blarg can play a banger card like SQUAM and block the image with his face cam. Get this guy an award

As a mexican growing up with my parents, we all say “pedo” (meaning fart) in spanish because we actually fart a lot

@Vvince68

16 күн бұрын

b e a n s

To decipher, at least partially, "Spongebob really doing MrCrabs dirty all on the Spongebob yesterday". Not entirely sure on the "'all" or even the second "Spongebob", but I tried my best. It makes a hair's width more sense, but is still gibberish.

22:30 Its a Final Fantasy reference. Its a spell where you shoot a fish out of your mouth at the enemy and it interupts the spell they were casting. Looking back, that's a wild sentence to say

@thecodeNeko_

11 күн бұрын

Yeah, and it’s not even the craziest blue mage spell either

1:22 Yumi on that drake timing "I haven't mxlested my fans yet" and drakes "i can't go to jail YET"

"Sponge bob really doing Mr Crabs dirty asf on the screen pause yesterday"

A second eight-legged Chinese man has hit the tower

@18:00 no way they called moto motos body Gloria 😭

20:48 the minion one says "let me know there's no problem" and the iguana card said "TWO HOURS WATCHING THIS REPTILE EAT... AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH SIDE THE IGUANA CHEWED ON!"

3:53 "They were getting the pieces of Exodia for this black guy." 🤣

16:26 "Y vo pollo ql" means "And you Stupid Chicken" (Chilean Spanish) 18:58 "No hay pedo" means "There is no problem" (Mexican Spanish)

@salk-e8346

17 күн бұрын

Qué lindo no ser el único wn que habla español viendo este bello canal XD

@elvenado7763

16 күн бұрын

@@salk-e8346 es raro ver hispanos viendo a el sopas, el blarg, el dooo, el don asqueroso y el rico

@salk-e8346

16 күн бұрын

@@elvenado7763 literal, los conocí viendo al Smitty y siempre que Matt hablaba decía alguna boludez q me hacía gracia así que me pasé por su canal y ahora soy un certified gooners fan

@hwanniggles187

15 күн бұрын

Brainrot transcends language barriers. ​@@salk-e8346

@Zaktro

14 күн бұрын

x3, el cómo chucha llegó un meme chileno a manos del matt me supera djfsjfjd

12:34 “Sponegbob really doing Mr. Krabs dirty(?) ( no clue ) on the ( no clue ) yesterday 😭😭”

7:22 they ain’t lying Peter cheeked up though

22:22 it's a FFXIV blue mage. Fish throw ability is a cast interrupt attack to silence enemy.

0:42 rings of saturn mentioned RAAAA WTF IS A BAD DRUMMER

The cursed timing of this 😂😂 my 4 year old daughter is in the living room in her Winnie The Pooh costume playing. About just spit my drink out and couldn’t explain to my wife.

lmao Blarg knowing Rings of Saturn warms my fuckin heart, I haven't listened to that band in decade

17:38 Soup saying "roofies in the yeti" gave me flashbacks to grenades in the gravy. Would have been a great addition honestly.

Holy fuck yumi reading the SpongeBob gibberish was 😂😂😂

You have no idea how good it feels to be so early with watching a new upload that there are no comments being displayed for the moment. Finally, no "first" comments or "bro fell off" comments with my order.

@abom_ng9963

16 күн бұрын

First, I’m the first to reply to your comment Get owned kid.

As a degen from Idaho, i can confirm that Bears get their paws stuck in brown all the time

21:00 As someone who can speak spanish, this whole bit with the "no hay pedo" hurt my soul in a comical way and I'm not even spanish myself. From them not speaking with a proper accent to not knowing about different slang in each spanish speaking country

“Is the rings of Saturn drummer here wtf was that” Blarg you now have my respect just for that

@fixthat3269

2 күн бұрын

You'd be surprised at how many people enjoy metal these days, granted I'm a guitarist who worked customer service so it may have been a little easier for me to interest people because I played songs with kind of a Veil of Maya kind of sound - according to others which I'll take as a compliment.

Blarg casually dropping Rings of Saturn reference. You got to love him for that.

22:52 best part about the Dracula flow videos is that his widows peak gets bigger every video

Wasn't expecting the Rings of Saturn name drop lol

20:21 In certain spanish speaking countries (mostly Mexico and Central America), that means"Leave me on read, no prob/problem" But pedo also means fart.

9:37 that is one of the MC's from Larva its on netflix

@Dr.Gaming98

17 күн бұрын

One of the most brain rot kids shows ever. On par with cocomelon. I have to watch it because my aunt brings her kids over constantly and lets them watch it

@MrS-zd6tc

16 күн бұрын

@@Dr.Gaming98 nah its just a normal kids show in australia i remember watching it 10 years ago now

@Dr.Gaming98

16 күн бұрын

@@MrS-zd6tc screaming farting bugs is a normal kids show over there?

@MrS-zd6tc

15 күн бұрын

@@Dr.Gaming98 surprisingly we get a bunch of weird cartoons

Tears came out my eyes during the “sqong bo” segment

Just what I needed on a Tuesday night is funny moments from Blarg and friends🥳

Less than a minute in and there’s a Rings of Saturn reference. Nice.

27:26 no way they played the horse card again and made the same yumi haircut joke 😭😭😭

Rings of Saturn drummer comment is golden, and will definitely be overlooked 😅😂

18:29 that motto motto

Yum I talkin’ shit about grenades in the gravy when NO ONE knew he made music 😂

At the “this made me spit out my coke” snoop dog, I had just grabbed a coke and was drinking it

It is crazy that soup called the slug Tony Hawk and it actually looks like him

1:22 Another Yumi out of context moment

28:40 doo not being able to read popsicle properly because all the spongebob memes had weird spellings is just hilarious

Its an awesome day when Blarg uploads! :D

My dad had a cat named Tigger growing up. One day he called it, "Tigger the N-" and his mom started using that to address the cat. For the rest of that animal's life he was called that. So when I saw the image at 2:30 I couldn't help by laugh

12:25 I gotchu, I think it says "Spongebob really doin Mr. Krabs' dusty ahh on the screen shot yesterday". I don't know how I was able to figure this out.

Those Flip Flops look like they were made for somebody with Stage 5 Diabetes.

7:20 Hey look it's caseoh when he was young

I loved it when yumi read that splotch cob meme, it made me laugh you guys are awesome

Not the rings of Saturn call out 0:45 😂😂

No video description is the new meta

0:02 *Me when i do a face reveal*

@LiamDeege

17 күн бұрын

So true

1:18 incriminating Yumi moment part 3

5:59 another Goons out of context sentence 😂

26:22 i feel like doo put a pic of himself here 😂

12:40 is "SpongeBob is really doing Mr. Crabs dirty" and then idk what.

11:17 What I'm getting is "Spongebob really doing Mr Krabs dirty asf on the (not sure what squinn pot is) yesterday"

Omg the wubby kebab at the end killed me, I forgot about that, funniest shit I ever seen

Matt with the rings of saturn reference is peak 😂

RINGS OF SATURNNNNN REFERENCE

Moto moto being identified as gloria lmao

As soon as a started the video I had burped the same time Blarg did 😂 Also love you Blarg, keep making bangers!

1:13 bro some of the tracks under Monstercat go so damn hard, they got Overkill, Try This, like half of the OST from Just Shapes And Beats, they're pretty goated fr

Editor needs a raise after this one

Matt is def the most underrated gooner right

The winning sound effect making me think I'm watching a Suda wordle video

I love how eventually they gave up and unblurred Peter 😂

I have a problem, I couldn’t see the “squam” meme

Poor winnie the pooh got his Grenade stuck in The gravy...

It's 3am, perfect upload time

rings of saturn mentioned, hell yeah

17:29 I need that cup

I can feel my IQ lowering to new depths watching this

It looks like Shroto Shroto likes you.

the blu mage eminem meme got everyone questioning life

@loganmccracken8988

17 күн бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw the blue mage sardine and understood. 👍

@TTYDpapermario

17 күн бұрын

@@loganmccracken8988 we are the 1%

0:00 I like Matt face low in facecam frame, it feels on-brand

11:40 Had me laughing so hard.

12:21 didn't realize blarg had a connection to joov

I swear blarg keeps getting lower quality intros as he goes on and I love it

lets go! finally another cards video

holy shit Rings of Staurn mentioned

even with context this video is crazy to have on my screen

Got me deciphering the prophecy of spolchcob doin mrkrabs dirty like its some zodiac killers letter

For "Dejame en visto, no hay pedo" i got "let me know, no problem" lmao

I still stand by there being no card funnier than that time they discovered Japans latest beauty fad was injecting air into your basketball

Oh my god, the deadpan 'splotch cob' card almost killed me.

damn blarg you been hittin that gym brotha you look good asf

Bro knows rings of Saturn!!!

Meta gaming cards, not a sentence i ever thought I'd hear.

I'll swear Yumi has a * McNasty * decoder in his brain lol 11:40

22:21 I'm definitely too much of a final fantasy nerd, because I actually get that Eminem meme. He's a blue mage.

sponge bob really doing mrkrab dirty ash on the sponge bob yesterday 😭😭

Yes the Tigers name is Tigger no need to turn it into a race war xD

9:38 its that fck from Larva!

I love that blarg is cultured and watched Madagascar 🇲🇬❤

Yeah baby young Sheldon or something

McNasty said “which one” on the Tigger card lmao

i've been unironically singing grenade in the gravy all morning

I love that the the blur just disappeared on peter a s s

I don't want to go to sleep now, I'm scared what Tony Hawk Slug will do to me if I do