This Is The Deadliest Creature in The Ocean

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  • @herbertgearing1702
    @herbertgearing17023 жыл бұрын

    Sperm whales "do battle" with giant squid in much the same way that we "do battle" with cheese burgers.

  • @bradfjord

    @bradfjord

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought that giant squid would leave pretty tell tail sucker wounds on sperm whales? Still one sided but would be like if the cheeseburger gave you a good smack before going down

  • @bobdrooples

    @bobdrooples

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bradfjord oven fresh pizza then. Molten metal cheese and tomato lava sauce. The first bite of hot pizza is always a draw.

  • @Ahalaya

    @Ahalaya

    3 жыл бұрын

    Except burgers don't fight back and leave scars in your face.

  • @cookiesama3544

    @cookiesama3544

    3 жыл бұрын

    Depends on the burger

  • @dionshelby5494

    @dionshelby5494

    3 жыл бұрын

    Giant squid actually kill whales

  • @DankBoyy00
    @DankBoyy003 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Killer Whales, Orcas, Sea pandas, whatever you call them... Are actually the apex predator of the ocean

  • @joshuaperry2426

    @joshuaperry2426

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peak*

  • @Lennythewinner

    @Lennythewinner

    3 жыл бұрын

    And when they surprise you, "Peek-a-boo" predator...

  • @goncalobaia1574

    @goncalobaia1574

    3 жыл бұрын

    I never heard the expression Sea Pandas I thank you, from the bottom of my heart

  • @sheravmaharaj317

    @sheravmaharaj317

    3 жыл бұрын

    Honestly orcas scare me way more because of their prowess and intelligence. I know they've never hurt people in the wild but if they wanted to I'm sure it would be terrifying

  • @provalone

    @provalone

    3 жыл бұрын

    Truthfully, I agree with the idea that they are not non-hostile to people, they just are not caught in the act. You can find videos of people being followed by small groups of them slowly tightening the circle until the people leave the water. The fact that we are weird enough to make them wonder how something like us can exist in the ocean makes them wary of us, and in turn saves our lives. Think about it from their perspective. What if we are poisonous? We could have some hidden defense, like a sonic cannon, or chemical cloud. Also, we have those strange hard objects with back facing teeth that we climb on, what's up with that? Why do we bubble so much, are we wounded, sick, contagious? 'Ugh, look at the way they swim, what's wrong with their flippers... Wait, are those tentacles? Why isn't is afraid of us, or trying to get away quicker? No, don't eat that, you don't know where it has been.'

  • @socialanxiety1541
    @socialanxiety15412 жыл бұрын

    I've been scuba diving a few times and I can safely say that sharks don't scare me, barracuda do. Sharks are super cool to see in person, I was breathless when I saw one. When I saw a barracuda, shivers ran down my spine. They just sit there in the water, not traveling up or down nor side to side. They move only as much as they need to to stay where they are thanks to the current. It's unbelievably unsettling to see the beautiful ocean full of life and most importantly movement, then you see this one thing that's perfectly still while everything else keeps moving. I don't know how else to describe it but barracuda freak me out even if they aren't deadly

  • @leviandhisbae7375

    @leviandhisbae7375

    Жыл бұрын

    you were breathless? Under water?

  • @svenzia

    @svenzia

    Жыл бұрын

    @@leviandhisbae7375 wow, scandal hahahaha.

  • @svenzia

    @svenzia

    Жыл бұрын

    Barracudas is most certainly deadly.

  • @LDNRDR

    @LDNRDR

    11 ай бұрын

    Barracuda's certainly are deadly - watch more videos.

  • @h8sjws735

    @h8sjws735

    11 ай бұрын

    Was diving in Cozumel, settled at about 40 ft and was just riding the current, looked down and noticed a 5ft barracuda doing the same, right next to my dive partners feet. He didn't even blink, I about shit🤣🤣

  • @johnmichaels4330
    @johnmichaels43302 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, the BS about the great white was a bit excessive. I've dove with great whites off the coast of South Africa during the day for training. Night training was was a lot more creepy and we had some precautions. But none of our guys ever get attacked. They are very opportunistic. Once you understand them, you're good to go for the most part. They are still sharks..... but there are strategies for dealing with them, just like bears in Siberia and Alaska.

  • @JediDrewsterT

    @JediDrewsterT

    2 жыл бұрын

    The Oceanic Whitetip is the shark that has killed the most humans. You know the stories of sharks circling shipwrecks? Those are almost always Oceanic Whitetips.

  • @toughbutsweet1

    @toughbutsweet1

    2 жыл бұрын

    I have heard that Mako and Tiger sharks cause more attacks than Great Whites, but Tiger sharks because they live where people swim.

  • @platinum_noelle

    @platinum_noelle

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@toughbutsweet1 bull sharks are assholes, too. They like swimming up canals and actively targeting people here in Florida.

  • @CloverCelest

    @CloverCelest

    2 жыл бұрын

    Their not nearly the most aggressive sharks either, that of course goes to bull sharks. I don't know why he made them about to be so villainous.

  • @johnmichaels4330

    @johnmichaels4330

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@CloverCelest right?

  • @pumpkin8427
    @pumpkin84273 жыл бұрын

    i just wanna add some things about sharks real quick -cows kill more people than sharks do -we have slaughtered 90% of all sharks due to culling and finning -sharks swim past people all day every day and are actually very passive -they have been evolving for 400 million years and very rarely mistake people for a potential prey item -100 million sharks are killed every year for some soup that is toxic -they keep out the dying, weak, sick, and injured prey from reproducing so they kind of act like the white blood cells of our earth so thats kinda cool -we can swim with sharks unlike how you cant just walk next to a polar bear -because they are an apex predator they are incredibly important to our food chains -we can coexist very nicely but in order to do that they must exist idk maybe more people will help their conservation and understand that they are far less dangerous then we make them out to be :)

  • @nocensorship8092

    @nocensorship8092

    3 жыл бұрын

    yea I agree, humans fucking suck. Driving every other species to extinction eventually. Well you can walk beside polar bears, its just not recommended but I happens for example when they break into peoples homes and empty the refrigerators..

  • @alcololicu

    @alcololicu

    3 жыл бұрын

    Appreciating this comment a lot Human be like: "Oh? You are a hard wired predator and not acting like a cute pet that do tricks? Well damn, guess it's okay to exterminate your race."

  • @kooldudematt1

    @kooldudematt1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good points, but they are in fact _not_ "apex" predators. They are themselves preyed upon by orcas, dolphins, and men. True "apex" predators have _no_ natural enemies are eaten by _nothing_ outside of decomposers.

  • @stephaniebaker6001

    @stephaniebaker6001

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think I'm in love with you!! 🦈💙

  • @pumpkin8427

    @pumpkin8427

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kooldudematt1 oh thank you i didnt know that

  • @XenXenOfficial
    @XenXenOfficial3 жыл бұрын

    "This is the deadliest creature in the ocean" shows one of the most peaceful sharks as their thumbnail

  • @PapyPetitPois

    @PapyPetitPois

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah basically I still have forgotten the name of it

  • @PapyPetitPois

    @PapyPetitPois

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh mb I was looking for the French equivalent but we call it "Requin Lézard" so nothing close to the english name Plus yeah, it rarely attacks humans at least. It must have felt in danger. Given the fact that the guy used his flashlight. It's kinda shit as a part of abyssal fauna, it also leads *them* toward light

  • @Bergpoweryt

    @Bergpoweryt

    3 жыл бұрын

    The shark in the thumbnail is a frilled shark. frilled sharks are around the size of an average man and have never attacked any human lol

  • @marshmallowallen5677

    @marshmallowallen5677

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would never in my life even want to look at those things. I don’t care how passive it is, that is one of Lovecraft’s works come to life

  • @kiltmaster7041

    @kiltmaster7041

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@PapyPetitPois Frilled shark.

  • @PowerTrain611
    @PowerTrain6112 жыл бұрын

    Facts: There are no known records of Orcinus Orca (Killer Whales) attacking humans. Despite their name, they are quite friendly to humans in the wild and are among the most intelligent and longest living mammals on Earth. They travel in pods of up to 40 whales and each pod has their own distinct language. One pod can not communicate with another. If you've ever seen one in captivity, you'll notice their dorsal fin is flopped over rather than straight up. This is principally associated with depression from being kept in a tank with relatively nothing to do and nobody to communicate with. You'd be depressed and pissed off too if you were thrown into a cage and forced to do tricks for a crowd for little return.

  • @Jason-tz7ir

    @Jason-tz7ir

    2 ай бұрын

    My uncle was a marine biologist who was ripped apart by a pod of orcas, but okay, keep lying.

  • @PowerTrain611

    @PowerTrain611

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Jason-tz7irSorry for your loss. Is there a report or a record made of it? Perhaps there's a disconnect somewhere, because I've never heard of such a thing happening before, outside of SeaWorld. Also, for the record- it's not lying if you're not privy to the information. If you said the Union Pacific Big Boy was the largest locomotive ever built, you wouldn't be lying just because you didn't know it wasn't entirely true.

  • @jheeshin621
    @jheeshin621 Жыл бұрын

    7:21 YES thank you Thoughty2 for mentioning that! More awareness is needed about cetacean captivity and its array of harmful effects on those poor cetaceans.

  • @loic7867
    @loic78673 жыл бұрын

    Sharks: most terrifying creature of the seas Also sharks: Barely kills any human... Meanwhile: jellyfish kills hundreds of people every year.

  • @wulfhart2

    @wulfhart2

    3 жыл бұрын

    every year, more people die from being accidentally hit by a falling object rather than from being killed by sharks.

  • @luvslogistics1725

    @luvslogistics1725

    3 жыл бұрын

    I almost died from a jellyfish.i got stung so badly that I had trouble breathing, felt nausea and was dizzy, couldn’t walk well. Never mind the pain, though vinegar took some of it. I was sick for two days (didn’t go to ER) self-treated the poisoning, cleaned skin with warm water. I had huge black mark where it touched me and you could see the tentacle marks too. To this day I don’t know what it was but I’m 6’0 and 200 pounds.

  • @YouTubedoesntneedhandles

    @YouTubedoesntneedhandles

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your're statistics more likely to get struck by lighting than you are to get attacked by a shark

  • @phoenixdundee

    @phoenixdundee

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@KZreaddoesntneedhandles That's because we live on land, if we lived in the sea we would have a statistically greater chance of dying by jelly fish than lightning.

  • @phoenixdundee

    @phoenixdundee

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@wulfhart2 More people die from eating sharks than die from sharks eating them.

  • @granthickman_mtb
    @granthickman_mtb3 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: when I was six I almost stepped on a cone snail and died. My brother who was 9 and a ocean animal buff cought me just in time to not step on it. That's my weekly dose of storytime with Grant

  • @0sharkyshakes126

    @0sharkyshakes126

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dang sorry Quick fun fact for you: You are more likely to win 10000 pounds out of nowhere than to get attacked (not killed) by any species of shark

  • @ackrekt5010

    @ackrekt5010

    3 жыл бұрын

    God damn You Are Lucky

  • @molrat

    @molrat

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: we don't give a fuck

  • @granthickman_mtb

    @granthickman_mtb

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@molrat cool

  • @molrat

    @molrat

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Joshua Johnson fun fact: I don't give a fuck about what you say either, it's the internet, no one cares about what anyone says. Stop caring so much.

  • @graciep.6984
    @graciep.69842 жыл бұрын

    If you’re going to talk about box jellyfish, please show them. It’s kind of important, given how dangerous they are. What you showed were sea nettles - way less dangerous, often in gorgeous displays at aquariums (Monterey Bay is a great one). Lots of information about both on Google.

  • @KanyeTheGayFish69

    @KanyeTheGayFish69

    10 ай бұрын

    Also showed the wrong species of snake in the clips

  • @bast4rdlyreaper
    @bast4rdlyreaper2 жыл бұрын

    18:58 Did you know, that on average about 8 people are killed by sharks per year? Did you also know that on average 13 people per year are killed by domestic cows? Puts into perspective how, generally peaceful sharks are.

  • @christophercarey165

    @christophercarey165

    Жыл бұрын

    Hippos kill an average of around 500 people annually

  • @bast4rdlyreaper

    @bast4rdlyreaper

    Жыл бұрын

    @@christophercarey165 Did you know that there are hippos in South America?

  • @theanubisfan10
    @theanubisfan103 жыл бұрын

    I go swimming one time and suddenly I'm the creepiest deep sea creature. Damn it.

  • @walkingonsunshine1568

    @walkingonsunshine1568

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m sure he didn’t mean to offend you bro

  • @purple_badassery8240

    @purple_badassery8240

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't get it.

  • @Anatol_SG

    @Anatol_SG

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nvmffs

    @nvmffs

    3 жыл бұрын

    You that ugly?

  • @rudekenj

    @rudekenj

    3 жыл бұрын

    :D

  • @mistermysteryman107
    @mistermysteryman1073 жыл бұрын

    That’s not an eel in the damn thumbnail. It’s a frilled shark.

  • @SophiaAstatine

    @SophiaAstatine

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I had hoped to get some mad frilled shark knowledge, but was disappointed.

  • @kailenpiardi2721

    @kailenpiardi2721

    3 жыл бұрын

    i go to the comment section for the innaccuracies

  • @FuraFaolox

    @FuraFaolox

    3 жыл бұрын

    and the video isn't about eels

  • @niero4201

    @niero4201

    3 жыл бұрын

    How about him saying killer whales aren't friendly to humans when outside of captivity they literally never attack humans.

  • @FuraFaolox

    @FuraFaolox

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@niero4201 did you not listen to him after that

  • @MourningCoffeeMusic
    @MourningCoffeeMusic13 күн бұрын

    I had a horrifying dream I was with a group of people in the streets, which were really deep flooded canals filled with orcas ranging from 10-30 feet long. I never felt so small and helpless in my life.

  • @rishibeauty8889
    @rishibeauty8889 Жыл бұрын

    This is why Jaws is the scariest movie ever! I don’t care who you are, in the split second before you decide to get into any water from a lake to a bathtub to a swimming pool- you can’t help but look for a fin. As crazy as it is, those 2 notes echo for just a millisecond, but you can hear it.

  • @chrisschuenke8316
    @chrisschuenke83163 жыл бұрын

    "they're basically big dolphins in gimp suits." Stuff like this is why I keep coming back to this channel.

  • @curranberyl41

    @curranberyl41

    2 жыл бұрын

    the comment about the french was good

  • @baejiaoflying9434
    @baejiaoflying94343 жыл бұрын

    "This aggressive little bastard." Perfect. Made me chuckle.

  • @PaddeeBA
    @PaddeeBA2 жыл бұрын

    For anyone who saw this video and doesn’t really know too much about sharks, I suggest watching the Thoughty2 video “Why Is This the Deadliest Shark in History?” to the end. Later in the video (I think it starts somewhere around the 12-13 minute mark tbh, so it’s a very large portion of the video, nearly half) he explains there that sharks are actually really undeserving of this reputation and how much more of a threat we are to them (etc etc)

  • @gavelston3943
    @gavelston39432 жыл бұрын

    As Ron White so simply yet brilliantly said, “Huh, turns out there’s a reason they don’t call’em ocean ponies.”

  • @ZikedY
    @ZikedY3 жыл бұрын

    "I'll eat the kids first" - Thoughty2 2020

  • @ressljs

    @ressljs

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'll keep that strategy in mind in case 2020 isn't as bad as it can get. But honestly after watching this, I really don't feel so bad for the killer whales at Sea World now. If they weren't forced into entertaining our children, they'd be out on a murder spree.

  • @ZikedY

    @ZikedY

    3 жыл бұрын

    ressljs I don't know how to respond to this comment. I don't know if I should delete my original comment so no one else will see what you said

  • @magneticfire7515

    @magneticfire7515

    3 жыл бұрын

    Timestamp pls

  • @user-fi3fo2sg5x

    @user-fi3fo2sg5x

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ressljs Are.. Are you joking, or just seriously messed up in the head?

  • @ressljs

    @ressljs

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@user-fi3fo2sg5x I was joking. Admittedly, a bit edgy, but remember the context of how Thoughty described killer whales; killing for sport and using their victim's bodies to play water polo. I thought my comment would be seen as a continuation of that joke, but that's clearly not how it was received.

  • @solanumtuberosa
    @solanumtuberosa3 жыл бұрын

    deadleist creature in the ocean: A sub with nukes.

  • @cheese._9341

    @cheese._9341

    3 жыл бұрын

    Even if subs had nukes, which they ussualy dont, they wouldnt launch them on water

  • @olgastepanov8479

    @olgastepanov8479

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not sure if practiced till this day, but Stalin once said under each sub, there's onother one, idk maybe it was practiced during cold war.

  • @solanumtuberosa

    @solanumtuberosa

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@olgastepanov8479 that's a sub sandwich

  • @solanumtuberosa

    @solanumtuberosa

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cheese._9341 doesn't make them any less dangerous.

  • @cheese._9341

    @cheese._9341

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@solanumtuberosa yeah but just because something CAN be dangerous doesnt mean they will, most of the time submarines don't kill fish, and to be the deadliest creature you need to kill not have potential. also if subs with nukes don't exist that DOES make them less dangerous lmao

  • @damien7151
    @damien71512 жыл бұрын

    I remember seeing a big male longfin a few years back while swimming in a creek up north, soon after what I presume was its mate arrived and it had a infant with it, how cute. The male was deathly still for a while, then all of a sudden it attacked the baby in the blink of an eye and took a big chunk out its tail. These things are fucked!

  • @braddlesharris3577

    @braddlesharris3577

    2 жыл бұрын

    Stop lying hahaha they don't even have teeth bro when feeding on carcasses they grab and death roll to remove meat they can't bite chucks out of things.

  • @shintsukimi8530
    @shintsukimi85302 жыл бұрын

    honestly the sea creature that terrifies me the most are tongue isopods. i love isopods, theyre so cute, but looking into a fish's mouth and seeing a parasitic arthropod in place of its tongue is probably one of the most horrifying things ive ever witnessed

  • @duchi882
    @duchi8823 жыл бұрын

    *"The Deadliest Creature in the Ocean"* *Subnautica:* Reaper Leviathan

  • @thetoyodacar2264

    @thetoyodacar2264

    3 жыл бұрын

    but the reaper is not the worst

  • @dumbfuk7701

    @dumbfuk7701

    3 жыл бұрын

    Toyoda car maybe not, but it’s the one that invoked the most primal fear out of me

  • @thomasknapp6615

    @thomasknapp6615

    3 жыл бұрын

    What about the ghost leviathan

  • @thetoyodacar2264

    @thetoyodacar2264

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dumbfuk true

  • @ghaniKSW2

    @ghaniKSW2

    3 жыл бұрын

    Godzilla

  • @NCC1371
    @NCC13713 жыл бұрын

    “Where? Behind the rabbit?” “It is the rabbit.”

  • @alexalestareon695

    @alexalestareon695

    3 жыл бұрын

    Monty python and the holy grail. I think.

  • @beatle4-117

    @beatle4-117

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alexalestareon695 indeed.

  • @camedialdamage8180

    @camedialdamage8180

    3 жыл бұрын

    “Where? Under the snail?” “It is the snail.”

  • @valkyrie_arts

    @valkyrie_arts

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'll get the Holy Hand Grenade

  • @NCC1371

    @NCC1371

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@valkyrie_arts let us taunt it. It might become so cross that it will make a mistake.

  • @ricthomas9788
    @ricthomas97882 жыл бұрын

    Your videos are great! I also appreciate your volume is louder than others. I can always hear you even if it’s noisy around me. 😊

  • @renevilandt8300
    @renevilandt8300 Жыл бұрын

    Amazing storytelling, kept me fully engaged from start to end. Thanks alot for your work😉

  • @spicy9116
    @spicy91163 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on 3 million!

  • @MegaSolidninja

    @MegaSolidninja

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you

  • @gracn1268

    @gracn1268

    3 жыл бұрын

    SINCE WHEN DID HE GET 3 MIL WHAT..

  • @teeekay31

    @teeekay31

    3 жыл бұрын

    Big ups

  • @patrickstain5596

    @patrickstain5596

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you

  • @Eneov

    @Eneov

    3 жыл бұрын

    T2 started from the bottom, glad to see his channel growing.

  • @Ichigo90
    @Ichigo903 жыл бұрын

    Can we all agree to start calling “Killer Whales” by the name “Homicidal Oreo Dolphin”?

  • @feralbluee

    @feralbluee

    2 жыл бұрын

    ~~ LOL ~~ 😋

  • @thephage1544

    @thephage1544

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hood Nature?

  • @ulty1472

    @ulty1472

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @mandalortemaan7510

    @mandalortemaan7510

    2 жыл бұрын

    Will make that the official name

  • @lolloblue9646

    @lolloblue9646

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'll stick to Orca

  • @psycronizer
    @psycronizer2 жыл бұрын

    I know some guys who work on the boats, once one said to me "do you swim in the sea" ? I said well yeah, I used to as a kid , a lot actually. He then told me that him and his mates would NEVER get in the drink by choice, too many freaky things down there want to mess you up

  • @kylestanley4734
    @kylestanley4734 Жыл бұрын

    Check out the story of Old Tom and Australia. He was a leader of an orca pod who lived off the coast near wailing village and assisted The wailers in their job and in return the wailers would give the parts of the whale that they couldn't use to the pod. The arrangement lasted for a long time until a new guy got greedy in the whole arrangement fell apart. I'm obviously leaving out a lot of details but I'm not going to rewrite what's already been written check it out yourself if you want.

  • @isenjiavictor7939
    @isenjiavictor79393 жыл бұрын

    "...he knew he had just dropped several links down the food chain"

  • @osamudazai579
    @osamudazai5793 жыл бұрын

    "They're basically just big dolphins in gimp suits." I'm laughing so much that I'm crying.

  • @danturner4709

    @danturner4709

    3 жыл бұрын

    What is a gimp suit?

  • @osamudazai579

    @osamudazai579

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@danturner4709 You'll find out when you're older... or when you google it...

  • @Redwan777

    @Redwan777

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@osamudazai579 lol

  • @goncalobaia1574

    @goncalobaia1574

    3 жыл бұрын

    I shouldn't have googled that

  • @craigcotter7476

    @craigcotter7476

    3 жыл бұрын

    It is amusing, not enough to make anyone cry with laughter.

  • @lunasif
    @lunasif8 ай бұрын

    Dang, my brother almost died then. We were up in Scotland, he was only maybe 5, and he caught this massive brown jellyfish in his little hoop net. I remember it having a long trailing tail like that. He was so proud he tried to hold the thing up, but as he did it corroded straight down though the nets plastic and flopped back into the water. I think he just stood there dumbfounded with what was left of the net until our mother pulled him away. Thank goodness he never tried to touch it, but it goes to show how powerful that things acid is. I'd hate to think what it'd do to a human hand.

  • @gabe_0364
    @gabe_03642 жыл бұрын

    Well the Candiru really does that. "DONT PEE IN THE RIVER" Is a very well known rule here in the Amazon rainforest, they feel the temperature of the urine and can enter your urethra without you even noticing. Then it'll expand and you're done

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc96683 жыл бұрын

    "I didn't know seals could jump that high." "Oh."

  • @DrTasty18

    @DrTasty18

    3 жыл бұрын

    "half" of them can, at least

  • @dr.robertjohnson6953

    @dr.robertjohnson6953

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DrTasty18 Which half? Forward of aft?

  • @emmabauer1588
    @emmabauer15883 жыл бұрын

    I’m just gonna say it, none of these are the deadliest creatures. Completely left out stonefish too. But a good chunk of these are mostly harmless to humans, and orcas specifically have only been known to attack people in captivity. The title of deadliest sea creature or maybe overall creature goes to the blue ring octopus. It’s a tiny little thing no bigger than your thumb nail, and it has enough venom to kill almost 30 adult humans :) never pick it up. It’s very easy to spot it because if it’s startled you’ll see bright blue rings on it. They’re only found in Australia in tide pools though so don’t worry if you’re not from the land down under

  • @traiball7063

    @traiball7063

    2 жыл бұрын

    I am and you see dopey tourists playing with them all the time They’re very dangerous but rarely will bite even when they’re being messed with

  • @debbylou5729

    @debbylou5729

    2 жыл бұрын

    They are deadly, but it’s strictly for defense. They are not predators

  • @JediDrewsterT

    @JediDrewsterT

    2 жыл бұрын

    The Oceanic Whitetip is the shark that has killed the most humans. You know the stories of sharks circling shipwrecks? Those are almost always Oceanic Whitetips.

  • @juanitaschlink2028

    @juanitaschlink2028

    2 жыл бұрын

    As an aussy kid who grew up on the beach, every one, every kid knew about the blue ring octopus. It was drilled into us if we ever saw an octopus in the rock pools to not fu#k with it in any way shape or form.

  • @elroyfudbucker6806

    @elroyfudbucker6806

    2 жыл бұрын

    The weird thing about the blue ring octopus is that the bright blue rings it displays when disturbed are meant to ward off potential predators, but are likely to attract humans, especially children, who are ignorant of it's lethality. The bite is also supposedly painless. Death soon follows unless medical aid is given.

  • @de_anubis
    @de_anubis2 жыл бұрын

    I thought you are going to tell us about Jellyfish. They are probably the most dangerous animals in the ocean for average swimmers. When I went to Italy there were dozens of dead Jellyfish on the shore. Idk why but that was the situation. Most of them were Barrel Jellyfish which are not deadly for humans and they didn't care about those dead Jellyfish on the shore. But then all of a sudden the whole beach was locked up because there was an emergency. A tourist was dumb enough to touch a "Pelagia Noctiluca". Their stings are really bad and insanely painful. They will leave really bad scars but you will survive it if it's in water where you can stand. If you are swimming in deep water without anyone to help you and get stung by one of those - good luck. You could hear this dudes screams across the whole beach section. I'm a medic and I tried to help him as good as I could without any equipment. The lifeguard and I carried him to the medical station a few hundred meters away where the ambulance could pick him up. His arm had a huge scar or "mark" from the palm of his hand to his shoulder. This dude was in a really bad condition and in shock. I've never seen a man so pale before. Jellyfish are dangerous but this dude was just an idiot. Who would touch an Jellyfish without knowing anything about them. It's well known that there are toxic or even deadly ones out there.

  • @JasonSmith-eu4ng
    @JasonSmith-eu4ng Жыл бұрын

    I am surprised you didn’t mention bull sharks or Humboldt squid, these are 2 viscous and lethal predators, bull sharks are chronically ill tempered and Humboldt squid are very intelligent pack hunters who use coordinated attacks and shear numbers to get it done.

  • @Sniperboy5551

    @Sniperboy5551

    4 ай бұрын

    Yes, very viscous 😂

  • @Allexstrasza
    @Allexstrasza3 жыл бұрын

    The Irukandji Jellyfish is pretty damn terrifying too. Mostly because they're so small they're practically invisible, but also because they can leave you in the hospital in agony for an entire week and cause you to die from pain, literally. The venom also have the psychological bi-effect of causing you to feel like you're about to die "a sense of impending doom" it is described as.

  • @storytellingsnek5255

    @storytellingsnek5255

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is this the one where victims of jelly stings ask to be helped to "become unalive"? Like they ask the doctors to put them out of ther misery permanently?

  • @allenlindsey1175

    @allenlindsey1175

    Жыл бұрын

    The gimpi..gimpi..plant laughs at that noot so painful unaliving. Really..it sounds like the same symptoms just milder

  • @christophercarey165

    @christophercarey165

    Жыл бұрын

    Honestly the most terrifying thing in the ocean could be any one of the numerous venomous creatures that live near Australia

  • @splash9459

    @splash9459

    Жыл бұрын

    @@allenlindsey1175 well the gimpi is maybe more painful and a lot longer lasting, but irikandji is definitely more lethal

  • @allenlindsey1175

    @allenlindsey1175

    Жыл бұрын

    @@splash9459 the mature gimpi gimpi living in its natural environment WILL make you unalive. Yo self

  • @prabhdeepsingh5642
    @prabhdeepsingh56423 жыл бұрын

    Ok, it's official : Thoughty2's face is going to be on every thumbnail of his future videos.

  • @Sosa87

    @Sosa87

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣I just noticed

  • @Redwan777

    @Redwan777

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't know why but I don't like it.

  • @goncalobaia1574

    @goncalobaia1574

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Redwan777 it's cause it takes away from the purity of the image, looks like a youtube thumbnail

  • @yasirebrahim8556

    @yasirebrahim8556

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's look like a clickbait thumbnail

  • @lolo-om9rs

    @lolo-om9rs

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is using his mustache for views

  • @marly8784
    @marly87842 жыл бұрын

    17:15 “ the Australian box jellyfish” But then shows a different jellyfish. Box jellyfish are transparent which is scarier because you can’t see them.

  • @lynnlloydentertainment3993
    @lynnlloydentertainment39932 жыл бұрын

    Eels were always more horrifying than sharks man, sharks are our pals

  • @420roachdoggjr
    @420roachdoggjr3 жыл бұрын

    Thoughty: Literally says that box jellyfish kill 100+ people per year. Also Thoughty: Puts great whites that only kill 1-2 people per year at the top.

  • @SlapstickGenius23

    @SlapstickGenius23

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s because Great Whites are so menacing, but tend not to be as dangerous as box jellies.

  • @absollnk

    @absollnk

    2 жыл бұрын

    Great whites are the Charizard of sea life

  • @danny_b5120

    @danny_b5120

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jaws

  • @johnfyten3392
    @johnfyten33923 жыл бұрын

    Your English humor is impeccably crafted to elicit maximum laughter regarding even the most grim of stories. Most excellent.

  • @tb9734

    @tb9734

    3 жыл бұрын

    True, though I think he is obsessed with sex and genitals a bit too much. I really don't find 6th grade humor funny except when used occasionally. Not every 3 minutes. It just gets a little weird at some point.

  • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804

    @michaelj.beglinjr.2804

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tb9734 --- He's still young, and hopefully he'll outgrow it.

  • @wholeshebang1

    @wholeshebang1

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tb9734 - Yes, and him comparing a sea parasite with "parasites you'd get at a Thai brothel" was in very poor taste, stereotypical, and ignorant/dismissive of the child sex trafficking that fuels "sex tourism" by mostly white, male foreigners from more affluent countries.

  • @wholeshebang1

    @wholeshebang1

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tb9734 - Unable to edit my comment above: should've been *_"Bangkok brothels,"_* which are also complicit in the human rights violations of sex trafficking.

  • @kevindurand3237

    @kevindurand3237

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well said. If I'd known what we learn as we get older I certainly would not have gone to seaworld which I did with my family as a kid in 81.Place should be shut down

  • @lorenzouchoadriedgolf4733
    @lorenzouchoadriedgolf47332 жыл бұрын

    You should probably have mentioned that the Candiru isnt a sea dweller, it only exists in the basin of the Amazon river, and doesnt actually want to eat your genitalia, but actually embed themselves with spikes in them. Also the chance of this happening is reaaaaaaly slim even if you regularly live near it.

  • @saschaberger7201

    @saschaberger7201

    8 ай бұрын

    Ye also dnt they get attracted by urin so just dnt pee and u pretty safe?

  • @ryszardsikora6894
    @ryszardsikora68942 жыл бұрын

    The box jellyfish is easily the most terrifying creature in the ocean, as they're basically invisible, and if just brush you're leg against them you'll probably pass out and drown before you can even get to shore and even if you somehow manage to get out of the water you'll still propably be dead in a few minutes as with enough tentacle contact, you'll die within two minutes

  • @DanielMemeSmith
    @DanielMemeSmith3 жыл бұрын

    Me: comes to see the thing in the thumbnail *realises I got clickbaited by Thoughy2* I did research and the shark's name in the thumbnail is Frilled Shark

  • @byua1835

    @byua1835

    3 жыл бұрын

    this was one of the first sharks I learned about when I was a kid lol

  • @shafisaif9103

    @shafisaif9103

    3 жыл бұрын

    I am interested in seeing your search history now

  • @arro2546

    @arro2546

    3 жыл бұрын

    byua Really? I thought it was an artists rendition of a giant sperm cell that’s hostile to humans, since I got sperm-related results from that image.

  • @1337fraggzb00N

    @1337fraggzb00N

    3 жыл бұрын

    What a frill.

  • @grobble7321

    @grobble7321

    3 жыл бұрын

    i thought everyone knew that

  • @atleastimnotginger
    @atleastimnotginger3 жыл бұрын

    'Killing machine, looks incredibly dangerous, kills you, super terrifying' Great white shark swimming by the camera, looking like it smiles, being super adorable

  • @Terminator-ks7vm

    @Terminator-ks7vm

    2 жыл бұрын

    Go pet it! :)

  • @lileofficial4273

    @lileofficial4273

    2 жыл бұрын

    such a disappointing ending. Tiger sharks for example kills more people

  • @atleastimnotginger

    @atleastimnotginger

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Terminator-ks7vm ngl, I think that's a really really difficult thing to do...I've never even seen a shark irl

  • @Terminator-ks7vm

    @Terminator-ks7vm

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@atleastimnotginger damn i love my pet great white shark

  • @atleastimnotginger

    @atleastimnotginger

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Terminator-ks7vm absolutely, I always cuddle my shark when I'm sad.

  • @garyhawkins-pianoteacherpi6490
    @garyhawkins-pianoteacherpi64902 жыл бұрын

    The Great White has got to be the most glorious sea creature imaginable. It’s huge, powerful, fast and unchanged in millions of years. However, they are NOT out right killing machines for humans. Most ‘attacks’ are simply mistaken identity which is why there are hardly ever cases of humans being completely eaten and most being able to swim away, with most fatalities just being huge blood loss due to the power of the shark’s jaws. Some attacks are merely test bites. Unfortunately though, even a mere mild test bite would still crush bone with ease! Granted yes of course cases where people have been eaten, attacked and so on, but rare compared to the actual number of shark bites. There are videos of divers free dining without any cages next to these lovely creatures and they can be incredibly docile and un-bothered by their presence. I love them!!!

  • @thirdstarspiritscholar5763
    @thirdstarspiritscholar576310 ай бұрын

    Great White Sharks, Bull Sharks, Box Jellyfish, Fire Sea Urchin, Sting Ray. The shallows carry many things to be feared.

  • @isaacbotchwey1649
    @isaacbotchwey16493 жыл бұрын

    A snail that fears nothing, than perhaps the French. LOL

  • @marshmallowallen5677

    @marshmallowallen5677

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sacre bleu

  • @Bisheimer

    @Bisheimer

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just image you are the snail king of the ocean. You get stepped by a tourist you inject the poison only to hear French words. You know your poison won't work and that you are the meal now

  • @hib7295

    @hib7295

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Bisheimer we, frenchies, are the terror of snails. that's why they're so rare here in our country, they started their own railroad on the borders of Germany and they're preparing a coup.

  • @Bisheimer

    @Bisheimer

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hib7295 Ah merde.

  • @Aatell764

    @Aatell764

    2 жыл бұрын

    Defense of Fort Vaux

  • @Artsificial
    @Artsificial3 жыл бұрын

    Original title: "This Is The Most Terrifying Creature in The Sea"

  • @DonkeyDongs

    @DonkeyDongs

    3 жыл бұрын

    Update: "The Deadly Deep Sea Monster That Shouldn't Exist"

  • @chezzyb5289

    @chezzyb5289

    3 жыл бұрын

    I knew smt changed

  • @steelinskin5925

    @steelinskin5925

    3 жыл бұрын

    @M o God fucking damnit It's been nearly a decade

  • @raulito76o

    @raulito76o

    3 жыл бұрын

    @M o no one loves you

  • @ssjduelistDD

    @ssjduelistDD

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not only is the new title clickbaity, it's factually incorrect too!

  • @Speaking_on_mute
    @Speaking_on_mute Жыл бұрын

    Your over-the-top melodramatic reading had me in stitches - so to speak.

  • @demianschultz3749
    @demianschultz3749 Жыл бұрын

    What an interesting and fun video. Well done!

  • @otherpatrickgill
    @otherpatrickgill3 жыл бұрын

    I love the way he says "fatalities", with his accent it comes out sounding like "fertility"

  • @Chance-tg3xd

    @Chance-tg3xd

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nrly

  • @Pope_Protein

    @Pope_Protein

    3 жыл бұрын

    It sounds like fatility to me

  • @alanlawrence3978

    @alanlawrence3978

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Pope_Protein Sounds like fatility to me too. Not just this vid.

  • @CM_Burns
    @CM_Burns3 жыл бұрын

    Thoughty2's mustache is the mustache that shouldn't exist.

  • @CookiePieMonster

    @CookiePieMonster

    3 жыл бұрын

    That stache is magnificent.

  • @allertonoff4

    @allertonoff4

    3 жыл бұрын

    it is a frickin superb moustache, so go wander around in the mall .. another ZOMBIE

  • @youjustcalledmewhat

    @youjustcalledmewhat

    3 жыл бұрын

    Given I can't grow one, I have to seat on the side and cheer for those that can. 😂 😂 😂

  • @adamenaami3642

    @adamenaami3642

    3 жыл бұрын

    *forty two

  • @AgonySoup

    @AgonySoup

    3 жыл бұрын

    That mustache needs it's own crown, for it reigns supreme!

  • @RailfoxStudios
    @RailfoxStudios2 жыл бұрын

    Man, I loved it until he got to sharks. You’re more likely to get killed by a vending machine than any shark. They get enough slander, leave the damn things alone…

  • @shogun8376
    @shogun8376 Жыл бұрын

    "This aggressive little bastard..." I love his peppering of humor throughout his videos.

  • @johnmivule-novabow8143
    @johnmivule-novabow81433 жыл бұрын

    2020: *Write that down write that down*

  • @ashj_2088

    @ashj_2088

    3 жыл бұрын

    ?

  • @rus2073

    @rus2073

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ashj_2088 ah I see , a man from not our culture

  • @shawnrayolguin3795

    @shawnrayolguin3795

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rus2073 yes it seems

  • @urlv.

    @urlv.

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @pussyslayer2295

    @pussyslayer2295

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @realistic_delinquent
    @realistic_delinquent3 жыл бұрын

    PSA: those aren’t box jellyfish. They’re lions mane jellyfish.

  • @KO-tq3ns

    @KO-tq3ns

    3 жыл бұрын

    that size difference though... box jelly max length 6ft Lions mane jelly max length 120ft

  • @TheExplosiveGuy

    @TheExplosiveGuy

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was about to say that, you beat me to it. Box Jellyfish are smaller and have four clusters of cilia, not an even fringe around their base.

  • @brendanh8193

    @brendanh8193

    3 жыл бұрын

    And 100 plus deaths every year? How come only 69 deaths have been recorded since records in Australia began in 1863?

  • @TheExplosiveGuy

    @TheExplosiveGuy

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@brendanh8193 I think it's a worldwide figure, though from what I've read it is much higher than that due to mis-diagnosis of the symptoms, especially in less developed countries. Apparently 40 of those deaths happen in the Philippines alone. And also from what I've read there hasn't really been a concerted effort to track all the deaths, so records aren't very good.

  • @NGC-nx7nl

    @NGC-nx7nl

    3 жыл бұрын

    Those aren't lions mane jellyfish. They're pacific sea nettles. But yes still not box jellyfish.

  • @user-bu7jl6zy5d
    @user-bu7jl6zy5d Жыл бұрын

    Well, after watching this, I'm never going back in the water again.

  • @boowitchgiggles2044
    @boowitchgiggles20442 жыл бұрын

    ... in a gimp suit. You killed me. Please never stop!

  • @Supersmile330
    @Supersmile3303 жыл бұрын

    Interesting video. However, I was under the impression that bull sharks were more aggressive than great whites. Not to mention that, statistically speaking, shark attacks don't really kill that many people, even if you only look at water-related deaths

  • @taranullius9221

    @taranullius9221

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bulls are more aggressive but in Australia Great Whites are responsible for nearly all shark fatalities, followed by a few Tigers and very rare Bull deaths (for what stats we have on type of shark, that is). Bulls tend towards warmer waters so you're not going to see them much in more populous states like NSW and Victoria. Even so GW still are responsible for most shark fatalities even in the subtropics/tropics than Bulls though Qld has crappy stats so the numbers could definitely be higher. NSW, Vic, SA, WA and TAS have good stats and they're overwhelmingly GW. Also Bulls are much smaller than GW and Tiger so you're probably more likely to survive and attack even though they are definitely more aggressive generally.

  • @taranullius9221

    @taranullius9221

    2 жыл бұрын

    That could be why our fatality count is so much higher per-attack than the US for example. Lot of Bull attacks there in the gulfstream/Florida region I'd imagine 'cos of the warm water and obvious population differential but, for 2021: 47 unprovoked attacks, 1 fatality in US. Australia, 12 unprovoked attacks, 3 fatalities (all GW). That's the difference the type of shark makes. Remoteness may play a factor as well to be fair, we will not have the response time as Florida/highly populated beaches would in some cases.

  • @taranullius9221

    @taranullius9221

    2 жыл бұрын

    TL;DR: I'd still rather face a Bull than a Great White.

  • @Supersmile330

    @Supersmile330

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@taranullius9221 Thank you for your answer! That was super interesting and very enlightening!

  • @JediDrewsterT

    @JediDrewsterT

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bull sharks are the most aggressive, but the Oceanic Whitetip is thought to have killed the most humans throughout history.

  • @Som3D
    @Som3D3 жыл бұрын

    He was never satisfied with his thumbnails after changing them all the time SO HE STARTED INCLUDING HIMSELF

  • @mateuszsmagacz8332

    @mateuszsmagacz8332

    3 жыл бұрын

    He started doing soyboy faces as well xD

  • @thewanderingartists

    @thewanderingartists

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mateuszsmagacz8332 but I hope there's no soy-juice in him lol

  • @ilfourios9684

    @ilfourios9684

    3 жыл бұрын

    Idk these thumbnails give me a Mr.beast video vibe

  • @Crashandburn999

    @Crashandburn999

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thewanderingartists I doubt it. He's very right wing by todays standards, but in the 90's and early 2000's he would have been considered a typical lefty liberal.

  • @mateuszsmagacz8332

    @mateuszsmagacz8332

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Crashandburn999 Lol if he's right wing then I'm wayyy off scale

  • @susanrobinson910
    @susanrobinson910 Жыл бұрын

    I just want to thank Arran for making me aware of my terrible fear of the deep ocean! Didn’t have a clue until now!😅

  • @maarjakahrik3614

    @maarjakahrik3614

    10 ай бұрын

    There is nothing to be afraid of...

  • @Noteven0
    @Noteven0 Жыл бұрын

    deadliest creature in the ocean you say? Definitely the “colossal blue ring octopus”

  • @Arturopakastur
    @Arturopakastur3 жыл бұрын

    Cats: meow Dogs: woof 9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST*

  • @martinda7446

    @martinda7446

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ha ha I like how your mind works. Cool.

  • @robertg3921

    @robertg3921

    3 жыл бұрын

    Old ideas parading as new ones

  • @joshsmoovo6747

    @joshsmoovo6747

    3 жыл бұрын

    Subtitles: 42 here

  • @martinda7446

    @martinda7446

    3 жыл бұрын

    @DIGITAL Maybe so, but my dad can beat your dad.

  • @sicfxmusic

    @sicfxmusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    What's wrong with being 9? Did you go from 8 to 10?? 🙉🙉🙉

  • @epiepiphany593
    @epiepiphany5933 жыл бұрын

    "May God have mercy on your soul, cause he won't" I feel like I shouldn't have laughed so hard 😂😂🤣

  • @mason7067
    @mason706717 күн бұрын

    Orcas don't just fling their prey high in the air for fun, they play catch by flinging them above water to other waiting orcas.

  • @leejaudon9422
    @leejaudon94223 ай бұрын

    If only Andre the Giant was there to handle those shrieking eels

  • @dumbman8774
    @dumbman87743 жыл бұрын

    I got to argue that the bull shark is more terrifying It may look kinda funny But it's one of the most aggressive shark It can swim in two feet of water It'll ram it's prey before attacking And the scariest thing It can swim into fresh water

  • @cunneto2912

    @cunneto2912

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agree 100%, should be feared alot more than the great white, more teeth and a much stronger bite combined with sheer aggression equals terror

  • @jakedebus9663

    @jakedebus9663

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought the exact same thing when he said the great white and im pretty sure bull sharks attack far more people than great whites

  • @Silver-xf7it

    @Silver-xf7it

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jakedebus9663 I thought the same, but perhaps some attacks occur in rivers?

  • @4Just1Girl

    @4Just1Girl

    3 жыл бұрын

    They are MORE terrifying since they can enter rivers and lakes and live and breed in them! And even in Tennessee there are a couple of man made lakes that actually have the Deadliest Black Pirhana living and breeding in them. Those saw toothed monsters get fricking HUUGE!!!

  • @dumbman8774

    @dumbman8774

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@4Just1Girl i think I'm gonna commit war crimes on those lakes

  • @hopelesstroll2430
    @hopelesstroll24303 жыл бұрын

    I just wanna question something you said about Great Whites being responsible for more deaths than any other shark in the Ocean. Not true, Bull Sharks are the ones to hold that title as most Shark attacks used to be mistaken for Great Whites but after looking into bite patterns on the wounds of bite victims it was quickly realised that Bull Sharks were the main culprits. If you want to talk about the shark responsible for the most deaths worldwide in history, that title actually belongs to the Oceanic White Tip due to shipwrecks and people being thrown overboard in the Caribbean during the times of occupation.

  • @eljefe5536

    @eljefe5536

    11 ай бұрын

    Longimanus!

  • @FloozieOne

    @FloozieOne

    8 ай бұрын

    You are absolutely right about bull sharks and they can actually live in fresh water for a time too so they often show up in brackish estuaries where no one is expecting a shark to be.

  • @UnactiveChannel1
    @UnactiveChannel1 Жыл бұрын

    As a New Zealander, I don’t exactly agree with long fin eels being “beasties”. Sure they bite from time to time but they’re usually pretty chill.

  • @cavierast0nks538
    @cavierast0nks5382 жыл бұрын

    Great white shark "not evolved in millions of years... the biggest predator in history" Megalodon: Am I a joke to you?

  • @charlesjmouse
    @charlesjmouse3 жыл бұрын

    "...seeing her husband grappling with a coiling monstrosity she reacted instantly, lunged forward, and asked if he had found the propeller yet?" Pretty sure that would be my wife's action.

  • @borginator1493
    @borginator14933 жыл бұрын

    Goes for a swim in the ocean.. "Why do I hear the Jaws theme?"

  • @goncalobaia1574

    @goncalobaia1574

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tuntuuun

  • @thesocialzeitgeist5285
    @thesocialzeitgeist5285 Жыл бұрын

    I wish I could hire you to tell my kid bedtime stories. You were born for storytelling!😃

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Жыл бұрын

    Sharks would be beautiful to watch from a distance but terrifying from close up

  • @problematicmonika3723
    @problematicmonika37233 жыл бұрын

    "They're just big dolphins in gimp suits" DED

  • @somethingorother3405

    @somethingorother3405

    3 жыл бұрын

    HE LITERALLY SAID THIS AS I READ IT SDIAHGKJSDGHJS

  • @au7923

    @au7923

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @Jbwynn14

    @Jbwynn14

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is what makes his videos the best lol

  • @wandilemawelela6913
    @wandilemawelela69133 жыл бұрын

    Me: So you're just gonna take pictures of it? Diver: Yep!

  • @yoshi2413

    @yoshi2413

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s a frilled shark not an eel, both seem kind of horrifying though.

  • @QuinnLytleFilms
    @QuinnLytleFilms2 жыл бұрын

    I think I've learned more from Thoughty2 than I have from school.

  • @panagiotisvolitakis8633
    @panagiotisvolitakis86332 жыл бұрын

    15:05 did you just make a month python reference?😂😂

  • @matthewschutze6744
    @matthewschutze67443 жыл бұрын

    I knew an MMA fighter in Australia who got he's hand bitten off by a great white shark. He could never fight again. What a way to go out.

  • @jonnylumberjack6223

    @jonnylumberjack6223

    3 жыл бұрын

    I used to work with a dude who lost half a finger to a zebra bite. maybe not as impressive as a shark bite, but points for randomness I think?

  • @michaelgreene7385
    @michaelgreene73853 жыл бұрын

    Great video Arran! I just remembered why I don't swim in the ocean anymore. Entirely to many sharp teeth. Great job! Ready and waiting for your new book, almost time to receive it , isn't it? You do awesome work every time. Thank you for all your hard work. They are excellent!

  • @Thoughty2

    @Thoughty2

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Michael! And yes, the book should be delivered to everyone in the next 2-3 weeks, very exciting :)

  • @peetiegonzalez1845

    @peetiegonzalez1845

    3 жыл бұрын

    @James Klette Didn't he do that one already?

  • @AxxLAfriku

    @AxxLAfriku

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Thoughty2 I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to my videos today, dear thouhjt

  • @delwynmarcoux1523

    @delwynmarcoux1523

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Thoughty2 Please Arran! This video is directly harmful to the species you target! :0 You have horribly misrepresented these animals as mindless killers when they are no more dangerous than a tiger or a bear. Please make amends for this lest by taking down the video and replacing it with an actually educational one which will bring attention to the conservation of these magnificent creatures :'^3

  • @delwynmarcoux1523

    @delwynmarcoux1523

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Thoughty2 Orcas are kind creatures! according to west coast First Nations they are our ancestors reborn. if anything their incredible intelligence is more proof that they are worth our protection :'(

  • @ludmilabevan3283
    @ludmilabevan32832 жыл бұрын

    You've scared the hell out of me while keeping that sweet yet sarcastic smile of yours.

  • @carbon_no6
    @carbon_no62 жыл бұрын

    Cone Snails (not sure if it’s some or all) let’s go with a portion, can mix different types of venom types to best acquire a meal depending on what the distinctive characteristics are of the prey they are targeting.

  • @tomme6875
    @tomme68753 жыл бұрын

    This actually must be the perfect mix between a nerd and a American dad.

  • @tootzhieastrid4932

    @tootzhieastrid4932

    3 жыл бұрын

    Truly

  • @wisdon

    @wisdon

    3 жыл бұрын

    cough... cough... british, british dad

  • @bryngriffiths1441

    @bryngriffiths1441

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hope he sees this

  • @stephaniebaker6001

    @stephaniebaker6001

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's pretty amazing, isn't he?

  • @theeldritchpen5599

    @theeldritchpen5599

    3 жыл бұрын

    You're not wrong, and we love him for it

  • @auskrieglanze2801
    @auskrieglanze28013 жыл бұрын

    "Hey, 42 here"

  • @jaripruim

    @jaripruim

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmaooo

  • @jordanmercier3616

    @jordanmercier3616

    3 жыл бұрын

    Everytime... I repeat it in my head... EVERY DAMN TIME!

  • @Rumberler

    @Rumberler

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's the pun. With 42 being the answer to the universe

  • @jammbbs1688

    @jammbbs1688

    3 жыл бұрын

    Always hear the same

  • @darkzinha666

    @darkzinha666

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oldy

  • @lunasif
    @lunasif8 ай бұрын

    I was told by my mum tiger sharks are actually the most 'playful' sharks, she had dived with various kinds before but none came after her like tiger sharks did. She had to hide in a reef until they moved on. But I'd go with what the comments are saying about it being bull sharks that are the most bitey, and they should all be protected and respected like any other wild animal.

  • @coloradomountainman8659
    @coloradomountainman86595 ай бұрын

    After coming seconds away from being a meal to an Oceanic White Tip Shark, while snorkeling some miles off the coast of Nassau, I learned that according to Jacques Cousteau, that the Oceanic White Tip is "the most dangerous of all sharks".

  • @solivigantkaiba
    @solivigantkaiba3 жыл бұрын

    So you're yelling me what I already know, which is Don't bother going anywhere near the ocean, its a f*cking hazard to my health. Thank you.

  • @charlienicce8700
    @charlienicce87003 жыл бұрын

    @Thoughty2 - Great videos, great entertainment, I really enjoy the enthralling, storytelling cadence of your work. All that being said, please be careful to not misrepresent what is an especially important, critically endangered, and relatively innocent creature like the Great White. A global average of 60-70 “shark attacks” happen each year, most are small, insignificant bites. Only an average of 4 people worldwide are reportedly killed, in provoked, or unprovoked shark attacks. Would you care to know how many shark that we as a species kill per year?... It’s somewhere in the region of 70 Million. With the zero’s out that’s 70,000,000. This isn’t even taking into account; loss of habitat, pollution, and other human-driven changes that threaten every ocean bearing species. From 1950 until now, we have killed off 90% of the global shark population. This is already having a profound effect on the ecosystem. Please raise your awareness of this issue, the world needs to know that sharks are not evil, and that they are critically important to the ecosystem and the biodiversity of the ocean, which is the lifeblood of every living thing on earth. Once again, very much a fan of your videos, and just want to provide some constructive feedback about sending the right message to the very large audience that you have earned yourself. Thank you for reading. Charlie,

  • @JediDrewsterT

    @JediDrewsterT

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ah, a fellow chondrichthyes enthusiast.

  • @nussknacker9827

    @nussknacker9827

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thank you so much for this

  • @steffenyh

    @steffenyh

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks! I was hopeful to see this in the comments! This misrepresentation of sharks is exactly what gets animals on the endangered lists and worse 😭

  • @IamDrDapper

    @IamDrDapper

    2 жыл бұрын

    i think its a joke..? now that you put it this way i have to agree

  • @Clone_Zero

    @Clone_Zero

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes! Thank you, I thought that Great White Sharks we're being demonized in this video, and I totally agree with you.

  • @mcren6781
    @mcren6781 Жыл бұрын

    I was absolutely terrified swimming with dolphins. I cant take being in the deep ocean and having large animals lurking underneath and around me. Now I don’t get near anything that can fit me in its mouth.

  • @Silvershield88
    @Silvershield88 Жыл бұрын

    I mean it also helps their public image that for some weird unknown reason all cetaceans LOVE humans, whales, dolphins you name it, they just adore playing with us even if they have never seen one in their entire lives, they instinctively want to play and protect us, there are many tales of dolphins whales and even killer whales protecting humans from sharks and seals and just randomly playing with passing swimmers, sure they can sometimes kill humans but 99% of human deaths caused by cetaceans are because they like to play rough, and humans are just too squishy to properly play with them, plus theres the whole bit where we can drown too easily

  • @blueoysters3435
    @blueoysters34353 жыл бұрын

    Me with thalassophobia: oh yeah I will watch this at 2 am

  • @HyunXP
    @HyunXP2 жыл бұрын

    Other people: Orcas, Wolf of the Sea, Killer Whales. Me: *Panda Torpedo*

  • @eekee6034

    @eekee6034

    2 жыл бұрын

    "One of the most efficient killing machines of the ocean is the utterly terrifying panda torpedo!" I love it! XD

  • @crablord7934
    @crablord79342 жыл бұрын

    The only reason the Ocean Oreos of Death don't smoke us is because we remind them of themselves in terms of sadistic tendencies.

  • @priyv8710
    @priyv87106 ай бұрын

    the fact that Orcas at a glance will look friendly tells pretty much about the pretty previlege they hold ..🤣🤣🤣