is it just me or are they unscrewing the lid in the wrong direction?

@mattvon1034

9 жыл бұрын

Lol i noticed that right away

@defectiveillusions

9 жыл бұрын

Garmec That totally bugged me the entire time.

@Tidgemo

9 жыл бұрын

they did it so it wouldn't actually open

@PupdudePwns

8 жыл бұрын

+Tidgemo They needed to do that? Really? Because those things are hard to get off anyways.

@azureskyes5446

6 жыл бұрын

They weren't opening it the wrong way. The camera flips the video.

I love the sad music that comes on when they have trouble opening it

"I'm gonna go take a shower"... in the sink.

Who the fuck lifts their shirt up and showers in the sink?

@VeryBeowulf

10 жыл бұрын

***** Well in a bind I'll use my neighbors garden hose and some dish soap. In the winter I stand near a fire, but let me tell you, showering outside in the snow next to a fire is not fun.

@itbarthur4u

8 жыл бұрын

+VeryBeowulf A buff guy who knows his audience.

WHAT IS HE EVEN DOING WITH THAT GARLIC THAT IS WAY TOO MUCH WHY IS HE CUTTING UP THE SKINS TOO WTF

@nakyer

9 жыл бұрын

Expedience?

REAL MAN MAKES ITS OWN TOMATO SAUCE!!!

@doctor99267

7 жыл бұрын

A REAL MAN ALSO GROWS HIS OWN TOMATO

@lostandlonely2112

6 жыл бұрын

*his but yeah...

As the only daughter of a family of three boys, two male cousins and a father living in the same house for over a decade (AND who are all straight), this vid has brought me so much nostalgia.

Him throwing the jar out the door and smashing against the garage... PRICELESS!!

they should have added a little girl coming in saying amuters(spelt wrong) and opening the jars😂

@sakunisawuni777

7 жыл бұрын

Isabell Rapp L

I think the point of the story is that most guys won't admit that they are not strong enough to open the jar... kind of like asking for direction ..... all you got to do is just run it under hot water for a minutes and it will loosen up LOL

@nakyer

9 жыл бұрын

Using hot water is a cheat. Real men break their fingers off opening jars, if need be.

@LilysDream

9 жыл бұрын

nakyer so you say straight men like to be stupid on purpose?

@nakyer

9 жыл бұрын

Stupid? Since when has self-damage, broken bones in the name of bravado, and flowing blood been stupid? What planet are you FROM, lady?

@LilysDream

9 жыл бұрын

using your brain to find your way around things that excel your physicall strengh is no cheat but smart and a very human trait... by the way if "men" are eager to "break their fingers off" to open a silly jar, instead of asking for help (or admitting they can't do it).. than it is not to be bold but for false pride and vanity.. at least in that situation... another thing would be if this would be the only food they'd have and there would be no other way to open it... in that situation I can appriciate it.. because it was done to help and not for pride

@charlybr0wn226

8 жыл бұрын

+LilysDream You all are way overanalyzing this it's just saying that men in most situations will avoid admitting their too weak for something. Which is true although over exagerated here.

It'd probably open if they were turning the jar the right way

@Tidgemo

9 жыл бұрын

Devon McNickles they did it so it wouldn't actually open

@JamieStivala

7 жыл бұрын

Tidgemo no shit 😂

PUT A HOLE IN THE TOP. THE JAR IS VACUUM SEALED. PROBLEM SOLVED

... you jab a hole in the lid with the back point(not the tip) of your chefs knife and it breaks the seal so its easy to open.

@GrimSlaughter

10 жыл бұрын

GIT-R-DUN STYLE!

This rabbit hole is by far the most entertaining.

how could u dislike this?? its classic non offensive humor

The dramatic music when they are fighting with the jar. lol

Dudes I so love your shows! A technical error in this one, the clock on the wall goes back and forth in time!

Whenever I hear this music I laugh so hard XD.

I wish this had more views! It's hilarious

I know this totally defeats the original purpose of the video but a little bit of brains would have opened that jar in less than ten seconds. A few smacks to the bottom of the jar breaks the seal and it opens right up. That's all I could think during this whole video.

I wish this was funnier

I got stuck in that situation before, but i used a knife and stuck it in a small gap between the lid and the jar, bent the lid a little bit to ease off some of the inside pressure and then it opened pretty easily

how does it feel knowing you just spent 4 minutes of your life watching full grown men try to open a jar

The San Quentin shirt is awesome.

Yup, that's the only thing I've ever heard it. But thats cool to know. I like the little differences about the vernacular in the UK. And their slang is so much more clever. It's like metaphorical quips with comedy. Love it.

Thanks for the hint from Heloise!

I see I am not the only one who employs the grab a knife and jab it through the lid to break the vacuum.

Well I mean, obviously the lid won't come off if you're just pushing it down or trying to twist it the wrong way haha...

@Tidgemo

9 жыл бұрын

they did it so it wouldn't actually open

@ViancaMeyer

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah duh...

@Tidgemo

9 жыл бұрын

so why are you telling them to twist it the other way

lol nice pic with Crash Bandicoot been long time since i've seen one of those x3 i wonder if there's still a Crash Bandicoot at Universal Studios

I don't know if English has analog for this, but in Russian we say, Smart guy is not gonna go uphill to the mountain to pass it, smart guy is gonna go around. Because basic understanding how jars work would help. Okay, how to open a jar? Jars are usually filled with hot things, then they cool down so it's all gets tight on, so what we what to do is to make it tight off. If brutal force is not gonna make it (it's not because you are weak, but it was very hot), what you can do is using the holder of a knife hit the lid so the inner pressure goes down. Doesn't help? Get your can warmed up using water, glass is expanding slower than the metal. No result? Get a screwdriver (definitely not a knife) under the lid and don't push - use it as a lever. If all of this fails, thy to make a hole in the lid, pressure immediately goes ok so you can open, if not, use the lever again 'cause it's just stuck and glued on. And finally, if you ask someone for help, you have solved the problem, so you're cool. If you leave the problem for others, you didn't help to solve it, you did nothing, so you are no cool. Not getting a problem high spoken is not cool, next person taking your task knows that you have failed and didn't say that, so you have no coolness in your portfolio.

This is fantastic.

You can cut a Little Circle (Well, Big enough to overlap the edge of the jar top) from that Rubberized Kitchen Cupboard Lining stuff & use it to open the Jar. It works Like Magic! I need it bc I have to open my jars by myself :( lolz The top comes off quite easy that way!!! xD

Hold the lid of the jar beneath very hot running water at the kitchen sink. The heat, of course, expands the metal and after a minute or two it opens right up. Works every time!

I kept thinking to myself.."Flip it over and pound the bottom a couple times" lol... men... smh

@johnlawrencemills

7 жыл бұрын

And after doing that . . . do the same thing to the sauce jar! :-)

I love cooking and im a straight guy. Tip for opening jars run hot water over the lid it causes it to expand

Is anti-clockwise a UK thing? I've never heard it in the states, but I know it's accepted.

Lmao love these videos

simple trick: hit the edges of the can lid with a butter knife to break the seal a little, but don't hit it enough to ruin the sealing completely. it makes it much easier.

Don't you have to press on the cap to get those lids open?

I was speaking in regards to his comment exclusively, but yeah you raise a good point. Also I'm not sure if you did but if you commented previously I didn't see it and can no longer find it. lol

1-Sometimes I put a rubber band around the lid to I get a better grip. 2-There are a few excellent kitchen gadgets I've used through the years when the above fails. A lot of crappy gadgets too. Let the buyer beware! 3-If that doesn't work run hot water over the lid for about 30 sec. Make sure the water is hot. 4-If that doesn't work I gently tap the corner of the lid to break the seal. Be careful not to hit to hard or you might get broken glass in the food. Check the rim of the jar to make sure there are no sharp edges. 5-Releasing the vacuum by poking a small hole in the lid sounds like it would work. I've never heard that one before. Sounds like it would be safer than 4 above. But seriously, I rarely need to go beyond the first option. I'm the go to person among my friends when a hard to open jar needs to be opened. People are always saying they loosened it up for me. =)

@itbarthur4u

8 жыл бұрын

If it's a product one uses frequently one could save an intact lid and use it to replace the lid with a hole.

@itbarthur4u

8 жыл бұрын

Thanks.

you don't need to stab the top just stick a knife under it like the one guy was doing and pull just a little bit of the lid in away from the jar. It'll let a little air in and release the pressure.

this was wonderful, lol throughly enjoyed

This explains so much XD

great!

as seen on tv!

Same thing...!

Get large metal spoon from the drawer and with the back of the spoon SMACK! the very center of the lid hard and you will pop the seal. Then turn the lid to open.

As close to perfection as they've come so far.

Stab a hole in the cover to release the vacuum and the cap should be easier to twist off. This looks like the beginning of an advertisement for a jar opener.

perfect!

How this would have gone down if MEN were cooking instead of overly self conscious little boys. "Damn, this sauce jar is stuck on tight!" "I know, right? Those things are always a pain." "Hang on a sec" *Runs under hot water* "There ya go!" A child makes up excuses for their shortcomings. An adult acknowledges and owns up to their limitations and weaknesses.

@bigbenhebdomadarius6252

10 жыл бұрын

"I'm a big boy, you don't have to tell me how to do it. I can figure it out for myself!" LOL

@Cbuck-in8um

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's almost as if that was the entire joke that the sketch was based around????

Take a large heavy duty knife. Place tip of knife in center of lid. Tap on knife handle with palm of your hand. Boom, Pressure is equalized and lid opens easily. If it is a jar of pickle or something you are using over a long period of time... then you have a hole on lid. A piece of tape can help but it is not perfect. Yes, you never want to have a fellow guy, (or even worse a Gal), have to help you with a lid! (They do also sell Cheating devices to open lids... us guys say "they are for the Women" to use!). Sluggo

If you "knock" on the lid or tap it with something with a little weight to it, (like the handle side of a butter knife..) it usually pops right open. Don't know why, just works. & as for the women vs men in the kitchen bit by Mikey Guitar whoever... Have you ever worked in a kitchen? I have. In New York. For a long time. & I'm a girl. With great dexterity, & agility. So what was your point again? I hope your Mom reads your comment & stops cooking for you.

that is a very weird place to put a washing machine

what does it have to do with just straight guys.....

@jacobknighten2093

10 жыл бұрын

because most strait guys are determined to apear masculine, myself included, part of seaming masculine is being strong

@justinmabry124

10 жыл бұрын

jacob knighten because gay men don't want to appear masculine? I would do the same thing cooking dinner with my boyfriend... I think this video applies to most men gay or straight...

@superanimeniac

9 жыл бұрын

Justin Mabry stereotypes, bro. no point in getting offended over it. straight men can't appear weak, and won't ask for help with something as small as getting a jar open, asking for directions, etc. are there gay men that are like this? absolutely, but the general stereotype for gay men isn't that they're strong, masculine, and dependable, now is it? and before you get offended by THAT, don't. it's a holdover stereotype from the 60s, and it's not likely to go anywhere anytime soon.

@CarnegieFelon

9 жыл бұрын

What self-respecting gay man wouldn't be able to open a jar? Also, what self-respecting gay man would use sauce from a jar in the first place?

@JayonCarter

9 жыл бұрын

calforrai they wont admit they cant do it

thats the correct suggestion!!!! haha ive been doing it when a vacuum sealed jar is so tight...

lol *cough an easy way to pop the lid is to put it under the sink and let hot water slowly go into it to pop it. compression and expansion from chemistry/physics class. also you could have used the metal knife to let air into the lid as well if you did it correctly. I am lucky I wont ever have this problem because I know enough science ahem :)

@musicismylife8135

9 жыл бұрын

want a cookie?

@Koushi82

9 жыл бұрын

*munches on cookie yum yum

@LilysDream

9 жыл бұрын

or you knock it more or less gently on the flour etc. to make it "pop" =)

turn the jar upside down, give a nice strong tap at the bottom of the jar to depressurize the jar, then turn it back up and try to open. repeat this process a couple of times until you find the cap loosened up a bit and easier to open. you're welcome!

run edge of lid under hot water, then twist it, or grip with a towel...mission accomplished

Same.

"get that sauce going!" *puts sauce on pan without opening* "Done." i died.

Too funny and so true! Its just as funny as when they DONT stop to ask for directions!

2:40 made me go "WTF?" Another way to loosen the lid is to turn it upside down and tap the edges of the lid on the counter gently, then turn it back rightside up and retry opening it.

Funny as always guys.

Everyone is wasting hot water. Smack the bottom of the jar with the heel of your hand. That breaks the seal and makes it easy to open. Works great on pickles, too.

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Running the lid under hot water will work too. Simple thermal expansion =)

My bro once couldn't open a jar, my mom came and then she just hit the bottle cap and that was it. XD

Dudes, just stick a knife under the lid to release the air pressure. Works like a charm.

....Turn the jar over and give it a strong tap...and/or you can get a spoon and tap over the rim of the lid...

Depends on what continent you're from.

That moment i hate it so much,

helps if you turn the lid the right way.

As a woman, I too suffer from the jar lid problem. If I can't do it, I'll never admit it.

Ask a gay guy to do it! The sauce would be made from scratch, the wine would be poured and the dinner would be ready! Jeez!

sounds like it may not work. throwing it at a house seems to open it everytime though

If someone else can open the jar I usually let them know that "I loosened it up for ya"

Wrapping the lid edge sharply with the back-end handle of a butter knife would allow a child to open the jar. Even a child would know to turn the lid counterclockwise.

I was waiting for somebody to break the jar.

you gotta give me the number of the pizza delivery.

I would have this problem with opening the wine. I'd be too proud to admit I often break the cork.

Not only for straight guys

Tap around the edge of the bottle with a knife, use a towel, run it under some water. There's no shame in not being able to open a jar, if every man has been shamed by it, then it really isn't a shame. (I've got long fingers and a good grip so I pop them open easy lol)

they were griping the sauce container wrong

This is why women looove men!

it would of being hilarious if his girlfriend came in and opened it LOL

The whole time I was waiting for a girl to come in and open it with ease. I think that would have been a better ending. But it is true for half my life I was like that. Also I am pretty sure many gay guys are this way too. Half my gay friends are quite masculine, though they still dress better and dance way better than I do. And when it comes to interior design forget it, I have met not one gay man who cannot do better at that then all straight men I have ever met. Hell I am fairly confident that they do it far better than the vast majority of women. Probably true for hair styling as well, though I wouldn’t know I am one of those Neanderthals who just gets a medium fade and wears jeans and a tee shirt.

(1/2) I don't agree with the whole vision and dexterity thing Mikey mentioned, but I think what he could have been getting at would be sexual selection, such as how a peacock was the huge tail feathers and is colorful and the peahen does not.

if you apply constant pressure by turning the lid, it will come off. Has less to do with strength and more with persistence.

Its actually easy to open use a knife and puncture the cap

@maninthetrenchcoat5603

6 жыл бұрын

kovid singh But then it won't keep.

Shy was the guy taking a shower by the sink?

i rarely see three straight guys cooking pasta and wearing aprons

This video is too true :-)

Scotch Tape The next straight guy who opens a jar for you may remember this woeful clip

He was literally twisting the sauce jar to the right

what does being straight or not straight have to do with this?

I'm training to be a chef. I'm in a class with a five to one girl/guy ratio, we chill and eat food, you probably go out and play football. Cuddling with a bunch of guys. Who's the gay guy now

Do you guys even lift?

LOL love it