Scotch Tape

Scotch Tape

We Drink Scotch. We Tape Stuff. Funny Stuff.

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The Hotline

Total Body Cleanse

Total Body Cleanse

Venture Capitalists

Venture Capitalists

NCAA Bracket Scam

NCAA Bracket Scam

iPhone Business Lunch

iPhone Business Lunch

The Missing Cat

The Missing Cat

Spring Cleaning

Spring Cleaning

Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart

How to Live to 100

How to Live to 100

Driving with a Cell Phone

Driving with a Cell Phone

Starting a Band

Starting a Band

Novembeards

Novembeards

Asshole  & Associates

Asshole & Associates

Take-out

Take-out

Badass

Badass

The Trespasser

The Trespasser

The Mower

The Mower

Honda Lifehack

Honda Lifehack

STP goes to Vidcon

STP goes to Vidcon

World Cup

World Cup

Slut Watching

Slut Watching

Grown Men Call Their Fathers

Grown Men Call Their Fathers

Monday

Monday

Binge-Watch Weekend

Binge-Watch Weekend

Grown Men Call Their Mothers

Grown Men Call Their Mothers

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  • @abdulrahmanbabah356
    @abdulrahmanbabah3567 күн бұрын

    Do people understand Satire at all?

  • @debrachambers1304
    @debrachambers130410 күн бұрын

    I feel like this makes straight guys seem less appealing and reinforces the ability of gay guys to steal ladies but I can't tell if this is intentional or not.

  • @debrachambers1304
    @debrachambers130410 күн бұрын

    Kinda sounds like y'all are in the closet

  • @tittumsmcsprinkles9020
    @tittumsmcsprinkles902013 күн бұрын

    11 years later even if I didn't support gay marriage before I understand it now more than ever with modern women being completely and utterly undateable. They're making it so straight men would be foolish to marry them.

  • @TrevorMom
    @TrevorMom24 күн бұрын

    This is why we prefer gay men. If straight men think this way, and many do, why would we want to be with them?

  • @alien777
    @alien77726 күн бұрын

    Punching down was never funny. Disgusting under the fact that men rape and kill women. Hope they are alone and miserable

  • @LauraLetz-pu6rd
    @LauraLetz-pu6rdАй бұрын

    Interesting how they missed the point, gay people want the right to marry. And these guys want the right to live with their moms and treat their girlfriends like garbage. That’s the funny part.

  • @mjc63
    @mjc63Ай бұрын

    The Offspring video “Get a job” comes to mind…”My friend has a girlfriend man he hates that bitch, he tell’s me every day..he says man I really gotta lose my chick in the in the worst kinda way…..” Cheers, Michael Albuquerque NM USA,

  • @Andressa.02
    @Andressa.02Ай бұрын

    This video's purpose was to confirm straight guys are trashy, right?

  • @aviationdeepdive
    @aviationdeepdiveАй бұрын

    Are you retarded

  • @Lui_Chu
    @Lui_ChuАй бұрын

    10 years ago. Damn I was 23 at the time. They are probably in their 40s now.

  • @SomeKidFromBritain
    @SomeKidFromBritain2 ай бұрын

    If anyone is still maintaining this channel, please log into YT once a year to prevent the channel being purged

  • @purpleme2610
    @purpleme26102 ай бұрын

    this video is so lame 😢

  • @santiagoossa2301
    @santiagoossa23013 ай бұрын

    I think this “straight” guys don’t like women

  • @ThePimmy11
    @ThePimmy113 ай бұрын

    And then they'd be mad anyway after pretending marriage is for anyone but straight men.

  • @Erirytyri
    @Erirytyri4 ай бұрын

    All straight males are gay

  • @Erirytyri
    @Erirytyri4 ай бұрын

    These males 🤢

  • @DistressedForHumanity
    @DistressedForHumanity4 ай бұрын

    I thought this was just meant to be satire... there is alot of offended people in the comments lol

  • @MichaelDespairs
    @MichaelDespairs5 ай бұрын

    You forgot sleepy and comfy. Tired and comfortable are acceptable.

  • @AuthorWASimpson
    @AuthorWASimpson7 ай бұрын

    Just rediscovered the first video and I had to look this up. I'd forgotten how funny this was!

  • @SFDom415-pe8qo
    @SFDom415-pe8qo7 ай бұрын

    Straight men we don’t really nit like you it’s just funny. But we want to help.

  • @missaniebananie6473
    @missaniebananie64737 ай бұрын

    Straight men are less funny, do not understand women or gay men, and no one is swooning over these dudes.

  • @SomeKidFromBritain
    @SomeKidFromBritain8 ай бұрын

    google starts deleting accounts from friday, fair warning

  • @atheon596
    @atheon5969 ай бұрын

    Oh man the number of people who didn't realize this is satire

  • @ayadhyist
    @ayadhyist9 ай бұрын

    This was a hate crime.

  • @davidthaler7018
    @davidthaler70189 ай бұрын

    Notice during the “credits” who’s drinking beer and who’s drinking Apple-tinis

  • @SomeKidFromBritain
    @SomeKidFromBritain9 ай бұрын

    omg its brian

  • @VWYL900802
    @VWYL90080210 ай бұрын

    Why does every white guy talk to their mom like they’re so annoyed?

  • @ifyugihuyflugyiugh6923
    @ifyugihuyflugyiugh692310 ай бұрын

    and the comedy is where

  • @NatzKulz
    @NatzKulz10 ай бұрын

    Ew, males like this make me thank the universe every day for making me a lesbian

  • @Rheea85
    @Rheea85 Жыл бұрын

    2023 look at this.. makes it actually worse 😂😂😂

  • @Rheea85
    @Rheea85 Жыл бұрын

    Looking at this in 2023 is hilarious! Yeah, women want to marry straight guys alright.. 🙄

  • @meesamnajef6435
    @meesamnajef6435 Жыл бұрын

    Drinks swaped

  • @meatball557
    @meatball557 Жыл бұрын

    a bunch of bitches. can any produce some Dick ! damn more bottom bitches Dicks where are you !

  • @earlgreytea08
    @earlgreytea08 Жыл бұрын

    the way this entire video gave me such an ick

  • @theoswenson3774
    @theoswenson3774 Жыл бұрын

    It’s a parody of itself

  • @NavyGunnersMateMan
    @NavyGunnersMateMan Жыл бұрын

    Well if you leave it to Nobama then you are screwed. He didn't know what he was doing. Leave it to Trump

  • @maansheeye2021
    @maansheeye2021 Жыл бұрын

    Contact me

  • @Kaustic410
    @Kaustic410 Жыл бұрын

    This needs a million views 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @angstinmypants
    @angstinmypants Жыл бұрын

    I think these dudes are gay too

  • @Radidareal
    @Radidareal Жыл бұрын

    Just like the devil

  • @ziggerzong
    @ziggerzong Жыл бұрын

    No your charm wore off and we want gay men now. Let me say that I don't.

  • @steviekc9057
    @steviekc9057 Жыл бұрын

    Ew. This isn't the own they think it is.

  • @aimee2338
    @aimee2338 Жыл бұрын

    Some of you people in the comments have heard of satire right?

  • @elladubios735
    @elladubios735 Жыл бұрын

    I’m glad they joined up lol

  • @elladubios735
    @elladubios735 Жыл бұрын

    These dudes aren’t gonna get any action after this Lmfaoooo

  • @matthewapodaca8851
    @matthewapodaca8851 Жыл бұрын

    Ok first off it’s a tie clip not a tie bar and secondly you placed it on the wrong side. The whole point of a tie clip is to “clip” it to the shirt so the tie doesn’t stray from the shirt! 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @paxpanda5662
    @paxpanda5662 Жыл бұрын

    THIS IS GOLD, sadly 10yrs ago which basically means no views

  • @edgystuffretarkidnormcring330
    @edgystuffretarkidnormcring330 Жыл бұрын

    Straggots I respect: Glad I’m normal not a triggered allo

  • @tendollah156
    @tendollah156 Жыл бұрын

    I can see why straight men are not so popular these days, they get easy replaced by toys and gay men

  • @LarryZamba
    @LarryZamba Жыл бұрын

    It’s really not all that funny. The original “Gay men will marry your girlfriend”was much cleverer. This is a cheap knock off.

  • @LarryZamba
    @LarryZamba Жыл бұрын

    The production company did a really bad job on the audio. Haven’t they heard of boom mics or laveliers?