A women's girlfriend's can destroy your relationship with their twisted views of how your relationship should be, especially if their own relationship is broken.

@vinsokukan1879

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely f***kin right! You know the power of distant voyeurism that will grab hold of any relationship

@bman6065

4 жыл бұрын

Men do their own group think too. It's just simpler

@maranatha1115

4 жыл бұрын

FACTS

@ilikethatboulder.thatisani5496

4 жыл бұрын

Or help them do the right thing by breaking them up.

@2013Arcturus

4 жыл бұрын

I 100% had a women do this to my ex. She poured constant poison in her ear, cause she was miserable and alone, and I shit you not, the moment she destroyed our relationship she went and found a dude and stopped hanging out with my ex.

Joe on a double date: "come on people, we can't have two separate conversations; all four of us should be talking about DMT"

@Splinter282000

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@ooSHINIES

4 жыл бұрын

Joe "Have you ever tried DMT?" Rogan

@theEpicxY

4 жыл бұрын

all four of us should be talking ON DMT

@theEpicxY

4 жыл бұрын

and its in the food!

@ForTomorrowToday

4 жыл бұрын

Why is my knee jerk reaction to DMT always Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...then, Im like, that doesnt sound right

I'm a man working in a female dominated industry, you better believe that they can be slimy AF

@user-xh9lz2hj4e

4 жыл бұрын

i cant belive the amount of gossip and shit talk

@roflstomps324

4 жыл бұрын

Dude. I used to be a file boy at a law office when I was seventeen. The shit I heard from the twenty-something secretaries was just fuckt. I mean fuckt. I never heard the word cum so many times in a lunch break. I took to eating outside on the steps of the office. Those fuckers followed me out. So gross. I learned that guys who regularly go to strip clubs were stand up guys compared to these women...

@bravemise

4 жыл бұрын

Darryl Anderson all it takes is to come to work on a period and start taking they fucked up emotions out on a nigga

@jaatown23

3 жыл бұрын

Rofl Stomps going to a strip club doesn’t mean you’re scummy. Wtf?

@roflstomps324

3 жыл бұрын

@@jaatown23 Learn to read. I said guys who *regularly* go to strip clubs.

Joe's ability to hold conversations with a vast calibre of people is amazing. I think he gives himself less of credit for that but i think it is the best so far.

@rebelrali2758

3 жыл бұрын

So true, I was just thinking the same thing. It's literally quite the super power to have that'll make you at ease no matter what social situation you're in. I wish I have that😔

@hsrvey6721

3 жыл бұрын

@@rebelrali2758 self awareness and always keeping your ego in check

@aluandjalal1324

3 жыл бұрын

Hes takin adderall before every interview

@ScoutSniper1990

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like It’s an inherit Leo trait.

@poika22

3 жыл бұрын

That's pretty much because he will just agree with whatever his guest is saying even if it contradicts what he just agreed with a week earlier. Not calling him a hypocrite or anything, it's his interviewing method. It's also the reason his show is good because he gets all these guests with varying views to open up. Joe himself isn't that interesting, he's just good at bringing it out of other people.

Women can analyse a perfectly good relationship to death.

@NotKimiRaikkonen

4 жыл бұрын

I got a call from my stepsister who's working in Costa Rica, so I stepped out to take the call. A day later the girl I was with confronted me about the girl I was sleeping with, after she went through my phone and found the name in my friends list on Facebook. I let her make an ass out of herself before telling her she's my sister and even if she wasn't she's a lesbian. Then broke up with her. Why wouldn't you just ask who I talked to?

@jordanp2445

4 жыл бұрын

[Redacted] [Redacted] That’s typically an indicator of projecting. Projecting her fears of what she’s doing (cheating) onto you. She’s checking your phone because she’s up to no good on hers. Had it happen too many times and that’s always been the case. Smart move on dropping her.

@katiie7

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair if a woman is too stressed and she doesn’t ovulate she can’t make enough progesterone which acts like nature’s valium, extra estrogen causes anxiety. It sucks yeah but there’s biology behind why they can be more upset easier.

@lecurymccray5804

4 жыл бұрын

Facts...

@nzwaywish

4 жыл бұрын

@@NikkiDocherty74 most women aren't rational.

This lady looks like a fallout 3 character

@intracosm

4 жыл бұрын

Bruno Benetti 😂

@BENYEET

4 жыл бұрын

ok virgin

@brunobenetti8085

4 жыл бұрын

@@BENYEET np

@BIGSQUID666

4 жыл бұрын

rcav takes one to know one 🤷🏾‍♂️

@thomasandersen2534

4 жыл бұрын

Bruno Benetti oh my god ! 🤣 she does !

The Bill and Melinda Gates comment aged like milk.

@reginaldwoods6615

3 жыл бұрын

Aged like a opened soda

@iforgot87872

2 жыл бұрын

@@reginaldwoods6615 aged like open soda mixed with milk 👍

@MrDreadEnd

2 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT

@MrDreadEnd

2 жыл бұрын

It was golden though she took half right?

@ianmangham4570

Жыл бұрын

Wow ,You Tube keeps warning me to back off calling Bill a piece of GRISTLE lmno

This is so true for me. Worked in an office for 6 years and it was majority women, about 21/22, and about 8 men including me. It was fun and we had freedom since the supervisor hated his job and always left early. But it got bad when flirtation happened because the jealousy followed. And yes when women are the majority in the situation, they will fight over the men just like how men would if the roles were reversed. It was flattering but also a disaster at the end of the day

@GorditaSlim

Жыл бұрын

Yup, I've been there. As a married female, working in male dominated fields, I saw men get jealous and hateful too. The few females always became a target for the men to see who could get with her. The women that like the flirting will be such bitches to the other women, not realizing being easy to bang doesn't make them top dog, it makes them look stupid.

@tonyrodriguez6192

Жыл бұрын

Sounds fun ngl

Every time Joe Rogan reaches common ground, he earns a new forehead line.

@EvilPanda187

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Anatomy pure gold

@nickkootsikas9422

3 жыл бұрын

Joe "new forehead line" Rogan

@prachetasnayse9709

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@greengoblin9567

3 жыл бұрын

This is why you should be a boss. All the women want to have sex even if they are married

@ronminor3029

3 жыл бұрын

I fear that I will be focused on Joe Rogan’s forehead for the next week/month and I watch his podcast everyday 😭😭😭😭🙆🏽‍♂️.

She looks like lisa simpson as a human woman

@byron-7331

4 жыл бұрын

I'd beat it

@robertflowers4014

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit your right lol

@John_Lee_

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertflowers4014 you're*

@spacebase00

4 жыл бұрын

Wow. Nailed it!

@robertflowers4014

4 жыл бұрын

@@John_Lee_ Thank you Karen

Women can work somewhere as simple as a coffee shop, and still manage to create some drama or feud between employees and managers etc.

@chrisgould101

3 жыл бұрын

It's their specialty

@lluviadai96

2 жыл бұрын

I think it is not just women, men could potentially create drama too. At the end of the day it just depends on the person and their personality, but I see what you are saying.

@user-db2tz9hg8f

2 жыл бұрын

Just cause some women you been around do that you think all women do that .

@user-db2tz9hg8f

2 жыл бұрын

Rogue Squadron don’t date them then .

@chrisgould101

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-db2tz9hg8f that is probably a good strategy

No, it's really weird when a workplace is completely imbalanced towards either sex. I've had that experience a couple times in my career: female-dominated environments are catty as hell and male-dominated are like being in middle school.

@TheInes5

3 жыл бұрын

Most accurate comment here

@TheTurinturumbar

3 жыл бұрын

I've worked in men only jobs most of the time and it's never been like middle school. That's so alien to me it's like you made it up. I believe you just added that to balance out the catty as hell comment. Or maybe that's the vibe you bring so that's what you find, ever consider that?

@neftalicortez2625

3 жыл бұрын

My sister works in a male-dominated workplace the middle school line is accurate

@TopFlightSecurity415

3 жыл бұрын

that makes sense...if its just me and the guys at work we goof around a lot lol BUT we still get our work done, dont know if its the same with women

@delishme2

3 жыл бұрын

100%, I'm a woman who has no problem working and friending either. In fact that's healthy and shows a normal level of emotional IQ. I've worked in mining, fishing and construction, business environments and retail at one point. People just need to grow the flock up, and appreciate what each of us bring to the table. It's not rocket science. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I've seen sooooo many marriages ruined from a spouse cheating with someone at work

@issustaita

4 жыл бұрын

Makes total sense. We spend more time at work than with our families.

@jraykotheanomaly2365

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty much happen in my relationship.... I cheated

@CH-pm6kh

4 жыл бұрын

if your a cheat. works a playground

@cashewpistachio1826

4 жыл бұрын

And I've seen sooooo many marriages ended by naked grandpa's running amok by rubbing talcum powder on their groins at the zoo

@cashewpistachio1826

4 жыл бұрын

@abortioncritical what you said is irrelevant

Joe on a double date: "Hey Jamie, pull that up?"

@wifine1951

4 жыл бұрын

Gang bang

@WhisperLeo

3 жыл бұрын

Frostyy no , “hey Jamie pulled that out”

@OmarScruggs

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@sumuqh

2 жыл бұрын

And Jamie's date would stood him up so technically Joe's on 1 & a half date

@crisnaug03

7 ай бұрын

Bahahahahaha 😅 🤣 😂

My job in construction is 100% men. Was there 20 yrs. For about 3 months I was once sent to the office to work there with mostly women. It was a shi&$show. Women that are attractive tend to think all men are supposed to just kneel down and worship them. One such girl needed help and started bossing me around with a petty bad attitude and tonality. I told her “come get me when you are ready to ask me politely and are willing to say please ..I don’t work for you and you don’t pay my wages lady”. After that she apologized and that was that. Working with women can be a nightmare. I’m glad I’m on the trades working with 100% men and I pity all the guys who have to put up with that crap

@BigEvan96

Жыл бұрын

That's called a shit test. Women do it alot to see if you have a spine.

@vnnerella4002

Жыл бұрын

AaAaAAA,

@abbottsplace8080

Жыл бұрын

Solid

@nicholasbogosian5420

Жыл бұрын

Hmm....men in construction can be extremely toxic. I actually started my own biz for that reason alone. Toxic masculinity can be a real thing.

@nunyadambusiness6902

Жыл бұрын

@@nicholasbogosian5420 there's NO SUCH THING as toxic masculinity, you 🤡. Toxic FEMININITY is a VERY BIG THING... These walking garden tools act like they don't have a CLUE wtf ACCOUNTABILITY is.

is it weird that me and my gf talk about literally anything and never get annoyed by it? i thought that was supposed to be the norm for a relationship

@magtovi

4 жыл бұрын

It should be.

@roflstomps324

4 жыл бұрын

Me and my wife are like that. It's great. It isn't weird. We can talk about old gfs and bfs or about anything really... we don't care. Been like it for ten years. Completely honest with each other and it is just normal. We do weird out other people with it when they are around us though. It is like they are made uncomfortable with how comfortable we are with each other.

@veshallaes1767

4 жыл бұрын

Have you checked if your gf has an adam's apple?

@jukijunk

4 жыл бұрын

No, it just means you don't have a broken relationship lol 👍

@lotterydream891

3 жыл бұрын

Nope. Each relationship is unique to those people, same with friendship.

"Having men working together with women is like having bears work together with salmon dipped in honey" Patrice O'neal

@jasong9502

4 жыл бұрын

“Women don’t want to win, they want a winner”

@eightentertainment2815

4 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh out loud!

@dsc1970

4 жыл бұрын

One of the best comments I've seen all year.

@markie5287

4 жыл бұрын

I needed these Patrice Quotes. RIP big guy. O&A definitely wasnt the same after he passed

@closeenough1343

4 жыл бұрын

If that's how you feel about working with woman than you are a weak man who is not centered. I get it's a joke but some jokes hold truth and it seems this particular joke has people quoting it as if it's true and ground breaking.

Joe on a double date “ guys come on. We cant speak over each other.”

@atillacnar5785

4 жыл бұрын

Wdym sami bey

@blackfragments2193

4 жыл бұрын

"Pull that sucker up closer, about a fist from your face"

@pitbullsami1741

4 жыл бұрын

16yaşında bi adam he always says on fight companion come on guys stop speaking over eachother. Eddie stop being combative etc.

@atillacnar5785

4 жыл бұрын

@@pitbullsami1741 fuck didnt know that thx. Dont like that flat earther

@atillacnar5785

4 жыл бұрын

Sami kaç yaşındasın ne okuyon xd

I have worked in a female dominated field for over 15 years and have had no real issues. I will grant that it requires some basic boundaries that may not be as rigid as in a male dominated environment, but it's nothing burdensome or weird. But then I am currently married to someone I used to work with, but that relationship didn't develop until long after working together.

@urbanimmortalculitvator6652

Жыл бұрын

okay boomer

@anthonychamberlain2032

Жыл бұрын

@@urbanimmortalculitvator6652 nobody thinks "okay boomer" is witty. Grow the f**k up.

@RichL4899

Жыл бұрын

@@urbanimmortalculitvator6652 lmaoo

Joe totally missed that she meant jawless metaphorically and not literally.

@keithhinchcliffe5629

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely, right?? Like, he starts talking about jawbone surgery. smh

@LL-wu5ui

3 жыл бұрын

A mean no listens him for his brain hahaha

@keithhinchcliffe5629

3 жыл бұрын

@@LL-wu5ui- ?? English is not your first language, is it? Incomprehensible.

@bronze5158

3 жыл бұрын

@@keithhinchcliffe5629 No shit sherlock, you are too smart arent you

@xSayPleasex

3 жыл бұрын

Nah he knew what she meant but he just wanted to bring up the jaw bone surgery....when Joe decides he wants to bring up a story he is going to take it there anyways lmao

Joe “Men are like DMT and women are like flowers” Rogan Totally different things

@sbo6477

4 жыл бұрын

I Hairy Boss because DMT is not from a plant..?

@billaros1000

4 жыл бұрын

@@sbo6477 And are born by women, your point?

@JackassBauer1

4 жыл бұрын

When you are on DMT, flowers are like DMT...

@imspiffy

4 жыл бұрын

Murlynd 73 I guess because DMT is derived from plants and flowers are plants?

@rururururururrurururururur6038

4 жыл бұрын

@Murlynd 73 stop being so triggered.

I didn’t think she meant jawless in the literal sense and then joe goes on talking about jaw and chin surgery

@Pheyora

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao right?!! I figured she meant a bunch of push overs.. Door mats.

@urso656zhu7

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao, yup

@Skindrift

4 жыл бұрын

She meant weak jawed men I think?

@sirreginalddukeofchutney234

4 жыл бұрын

She’s talking about Prince John types, who retreat to sucking their thumbs and whimpering for Mommy.

@rubeno.702

4 жыл бұрын

Lol you gotta learn sarcasm man

yea… she’s never been married and not in a long term relationship. i’ll pass on whatever advice she has on dating.

"One of those unfortunate chins." Joe, you are a goddamned treasure.

96% of the time men would rather be around only other men. - source: men

@theera5145

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Ellery 100% of men who prefer to be around other men are 100% homosexual 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👯‍♀️ 😜

@triplekillerable

4 жыл бұрын

@@theera5145 so you and your dad is gay

@joeluigi2008

4 жыл бұрын

@@nathankayhan4358 issa joke

@jackiworld

4 жыл бұрын

i do agree with that. even with a girlfriend and many friends, i do find men more fun to hang out with. But, they are not necesserely the best friend. I think woman have better interpersonel skills, they are just fucking annoying most of the time

@Gundal66

4 жыл бұрын

True unless u want to get laid

"Jawless men" Joe scratches his cheek.

@franciscoc.2435

4 жыл бұрын

Cristian Romero He doesn't know about miwing tho

@asickspartan2763

4 жыл бұрын

Cristian Romero he had to make sure his jaw wasn’t gone

@benjaminlamptey1867

4 жыл бұрын

Dude's listening too carefully to what she's saying lol, shows he has much experience with interacting with women. Must be from home with his wife and daughters

@ishzsbxux

4 жыл бұрын

Joe ''jawless" rogan

@Whorifice

4 жыл бұрын

Get a chinplant bro.

Only reason Joe has been so successful is his honesty during these podcasts. He is honest and doesnt mind disagreeing and is not afraid of sounding a certain way. He is not looking for apporoval and that has made him successful. Also means that almost everyone else is playing to a crowd.

I think part of the reason that it is "hard to sexually harass men" is because the Vast Majority of men do not use Harassment as a power play and tend to downplay when they are feeling harassed due to people seeing them as weak for not being able to handle that situation.

I put periods at the end of my sentences because of grammar, not because I have a problem.

@harbours.

4 жыл бұрын

bodd boward Not necessarily. Lots of people don’t use full grammar when texting or talking online, and when they do it’s with the intent of showing seriousness or that they’re pissed off

@wes8740

4 жыл бұрын

Lol exactly

@darkcoeficient

4 жыл бұрын

Omg like, you have a problem if you are so anal. About periods

@gytux0258

4 жыл бұрын

@bodd boward When it comes to texting and online conversations the way you write is as important as what you write. When it comes to conversations with friends i deliberately break 'proper' grammar to express emotion.

@TheAdamHawk

4 жыл бұрын

Ok Boomer

Ive never heard a woman to admit that.

@southpaws6814

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha!!!!!!* classical music ...

@rylandpeters8982

4 жыл бұрын

Word your sentence properly you degenerate

@lb1181

4 жыл бұрын

av rmx there’s a word to describe what he is......he’s a white knight.

@so2easy

4 жыл бұрын

@@lb1181 More like soy-boy.

@Murmurrr

4 жыл бұрын

av rmx dude u seem triggered

I've worked at places where they will fire you if you even go on a date with somebody else in the company even if there's no direct reports and you're in completely different departments. That was ridiculously extreme. But banning relationships between people who report to each other in some way is a bad idea and just opens a company to all sorts of legal hassles.

It's so ridiculous. Some guys can make leud and very suggestive comments in the workplace and nothing happens to them. I've been hit with an HR case for telling a female coworker that I was friends with that I liked her new hairstyle. Another time I got nearly fired for telling a female coworker that I liked her shoes, I had no interest in her, they were just really cool shoes. The biggest kicker for me was when my manager told me that I smiled too much and it made people feel uncomfortable. He literally told me not to smile so much. I was so shocked I didn't even ask if he could legally tell me to do that. So then I stopped smiling and got pulled into the office and told that I was too serious and it made people feel uncomfortable. I think the universe just doesn't want me to have a job.

@pk56403

Жыл бұрын

Being a man and treating a wiman right takes work. It takes effort and it requires him to remain emotionally stable and grounded. Men are supposed to be gentleman. When men are working amongst other people doing a job there is already stress. Now when you bring a wman into the picture who has needs and a way she is supposed to he treated, the stress mounts. Both m and w have different stress responses that oppose one another and it become toxic, dark and sad very quickly. Relationships between m and f are sacred and fragile. But when a man is dealt with the responsibility of dealing with other men, then add multiple women to the situation it is a mess and burdensome. Stress does not do good things for either. Wmn absolutely deserve the ability to make their own money but we need to go back to having jobs typically made for each gndr. They are absolutely not meant to work together. I know that is clear to you but you are having trouble accepting it because you're worried about your survival. Please trust God and he will keep you safe and guide you to find purpose, meaning and safety.

@fuzzypanda1684

Жыл бұрын

@@pk56403 Well I was with you until the end there. If God does exist, he absolutely will not lead you to anything other than misery, loneliness and depression. The best thing you can do is fight him as best you can to try and find some degree of happiness.

@MRJTD99

Жыл бұрын

Maybe quit the job, genius. It seems clear they didn't like you and wanted you out.

@fuzzypanda1684

Жыл бұрын

@@MRJTD99 No need for that, I got fired from that job a long time ago. Thanks for the show of support though, you're a super empathetic person whose existence on this planet benefits everyone around you...

@devalous9448

Жыл бұрын

@@fuzzypanda1684 you either have a really shitty personality or are very unattractive maybe both

Each of these JRE clips I try to determine how high Joe is. Here he seems medium high. A little slow and slurs here and there. Goes off on a "jawless" surgery tangent. Yeah, medium high.

@natl9953

4 жыл бұрын

Medium-high high most of the time

@BoricuaNice

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Kj-ou9ml

3 жыл бұрын

I love this comment so much and has the perfect amount of likes

@MAP233224

3 жыл бұрын

I don't understand why people assume someone's high or stoned or anything else related to substance when they speak, behave or produce art that is a bit on the fringe. Like people are just like that sometimes, doesn't mean they took something.

@jeffscuderi8662

3 жыл бұрын

His eyes are swimming

She looks like Arnold when he runs out of air on mars in total recall.

@joerogaine7984

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@turdmcgurd

4 жыл бұрын

joe k HOLY SHIT

@paulcarmi8130

4 жыл бұрын

*That's some next level referencing son*

@matty4855

4 жыл бұрын

Dude. I love you.

@TheVert1276

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit. That made laugh so hard I was having trouble breathing!

I love that he brings up the vast difference in how we all need to react in different situations and workplaces.

I think when *the majority* of women say “We’re the same as men” , they say it to mean, “Our worth is the same as men”. And differentiating that between “we’re the same as men” is super important.

@yes-gm5ts

3 жыл бұрын

Alas, that distinction is rarely made, because a great many academic and mainstream feminists actually believe that there are no inherent differences between men and women, and that all gender differences are due to social conditioning, and that biology or hormones do not play a part.

@autumntaco8722

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, and I do believe, on a behavioral level, men and women are more alike than they are different. Now, the differences are stark, and maybe that's why they're exaggerated, but in my experience both sexes are pretty predictable in the same ways. People act like we're separate species when we aren't. Humans are sexually dimorphic, but we're also all humans. Frankly, in my experience, the ones that treat men and women as separate species tend to have divorced parents. That's purely anecdotal, of course, but really paints a picture.

@BacterialCultureMedia

Жыл бұрын

But by insinuating a need to clarify as much, we imply that there was even a question, and, perhaps more significantly, women stating this or asserting it sound as though they are trying to convince themselves out a of a complex, and it almost sounds like a nervously-repeated mantra, or a need for reassurance, or a concern that others don't see your worth, which means that it is not on a stable foundation, or that you are otherwise not sure of it!! ..just a morsel for thought..

Joe on the double date when he can't hear the other conversation happening: "Pull that thing about a fist away from your face"

@forbin1185

4 жыл бұрын

Crystal Logic hahaha

@julzmma

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@ryanb3174

4 жыл бұрын

Pull that sucker*

"hey netflix, should we do a michelle wolf special?" "sure"

@Prodby95

4 жыл бұрын

Fine.

@Daniel_B79

4 жыл бұрын

"fine"

@TexasGreed

4 жыл бұрын

Call it "who the fuck is this bitch"

@davidlibran757

4 жыл бұрын

Geezus christ why all the hate?

@Johnnymarzo

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidlibran757 its a joke. im a comedian

Michelle is the bomb! When I was a young lad in the Air Force, I frequently visited the girls dorm. Heard some very interesting conversations, and got harassed too. Loved every minute.

@jamesdickinson4622

Жыл бұрын

Hey how are you doing?

I feel the urge to have strong female bonds the older I get. I see the issues that often arise with sexual compatible persons being friends over long periods of time. It often gets too messy. I’ve been married 10 years, together 15, I would not want to put that idea in my Husband’s thoughts by even attempting it. I’d rather be happily married and a little bored at times over destroying the lives of many for my own need for excitement.

@AnotherFancyUser

Жыл бұрын

You have issues.

@alyssawoodman

Жыл бұрын

​@@AnotherFancyUser HI Bot

@ClipsCrazy__

Жыл бұрын

Give your husband a threesome

@smoothsexy7801

Жыл бұрын

@@AnotherFancyUser how?

@IllWill-hc8ev

Жыл бұрын

W woman

09:45 Joe checked his chin just to make sure his qualified 😂

@skep_alien4417

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@silver933

4 жыл бұрын

They’re talking about looks like they’re perfect. Then they realise they’re not so nice themselves

@sophon238

4 жыл бұрын

Jaw Rogan

So refreshing to hear a woman talk like that

@TheEbe1989

4 жыл бұрын

Its called a chameleon, dont let yourself be fooled

I worked in a call centre once. The toilets had 'do not disturb' signs 🤣

It's rare, but it sometimes works. I'm the only female at my current job. Two men old enough to be my dad and the rest are little brothers in my eyes. We have funny stories and joke around like children! Recently there was a little drama where I confronted one of my favorite guys about something he didn't do. He got upset, we stepped away from each other and then later were both apologizing. There was another female worker who's gone now but man, only the kiss ass boy got along with her. Everyone else kept distance. Working with her made me understand the whole "bossy" conflict. I got along with her until one disagreement happened and she wouldn't even allow me to hash it out or apologize, playing the total victim.

She looks like an interracial version of Sigourney Weaver from Aliens

@jerryknuckles736

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but id bang sig. Not this broad.

@majurbludd

4 жыл бұрын

Jerry Knuckles she was probably hot 20 years ago

@mikeyp2277

4 жыл бұрын

I think she kind of looks like those kids with progeria.

@Que5oFre5co

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah if you shopped a sloth on the face then went ape shit with the smudge tool

@dantheorange7079

4 жыл бұрын

More like Joe Piscopo.

instead of watching the video I’m pronouncing “Sure” to myself.

@mrpetebojangles21

4 жыл бұрын

Sage’s Reverie haha glad I wasn’t the only one.

@Arvak777

4 жыл бұрын

Shore

@xxdunruly328

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@jarjargod5127

3 жыл бұрын

There’s the sure that rhymes with fur, the one that sounds just like shore, and then the one that sounds like shwar.

I was a supervisor at Walmart and my partner was an associate under me when I got transferred to his area, we started dating secretly very shortly after I got to his area and we’ve been together for over two years now, totally life partners. I ended up having to transfer stores because other managers saw him walking me to my car one night (for my safety, not for any sexual reason). But the store manager had in the past gotten someone under him pregnant and got bailed out, so he bailed me out and let me transfer.

One of the most interesting interviews I've watched. Almost like an existential experience.

@ClipsCrazy__

Жыл бұрын

How so lol

30 years in the entertainment industry and I have seen with my own eyes that some men are relieved when a woman joins the "team". There are men that get sick of looking and dealing with other men all day long, week after week, year after year. There are variations in personalities among men. Some guys like being aggressive and fucking with each other talking shit, talking locker room. Not all guys like that or want to be around that. Some guys just want to do their job un harassed by other smart ass aggressive guys. No all women like to gossip, not all women want to analyze relationships to death, not all women like being in groups of other women. There is variation in personalities among women. That is what people mean when they say men and women are the same. There are stereotypes in both groups but there are also many individuals who do not fit anything like what Joe and Michelle were describing.

@edwardk3

4 жыл бұрын

I think it is implied that they are speaking in generalities.... geeze. Much of an sjw or what?

@mr.eliteaz2385

4 жыл бұрын

If anyone believe these two are speaking in generalities then they shouldn't be watching podcast and talk shows discussions. Also their talking specifically personality characteristics, when it comes to social and private it is vastly different between men and women. Also stereotypes are speaking about a majority meaning 60-90%.

@edwardk3

4 жыл бұрын

@@mr.eliteaz2385 speaking in generalities as in assuming that everyone is exactly the same?

@mr.eliteaz2385

4 жыл бұрын

@@edwardk3 yeah, a lot people always think people are thinking in generalities but most times people arent speaking in a accompensing language

@edwardk3

4 жыл бұрын

@@mr.eliteaz2385 accompensing?

"Women and seamen don't mix" - Mr. Smithers

@Theomite

4 жыл бұрын

We KNOW what you think. Young lady! You're hired! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

@babyyoda7311

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes parfait!

I never really agreed with the "toxic" arguement for masculinity and femininity. What they describe as "toxic" just sounds like basic mental/behavioural/emotional disorders, that obviously vary with genders.

Oh my God this is the conversation that needed to happen. Awesome way to start the the day!

Joe on a double date: Common gals we are having a conversation here....... about crocodiles.

My man Joe really thought she was actually talking about a jaw 😂😂🤣😂😭

Joe hits it on the head here.. in the office, you cant talk about nearly anything (religion, politics, you cant even make jokes in case you offend someone).. Happy to be working from home where you cant offend everyone all the time..

@njgrant3988

2 жыл бұрын

Canada

The greatest conversation a Man and a women Ever had.

@ricardopyrros

3 жыл бұрын

She must be lesbian 😃

This is the most honest public conversation I've heard in some years.

@xaviergarcia6480

3 жыл бұрын

Mercilessly

She’s soooooo right about this. Men can lift 45 pounds 28 times in a row much more quickly than I can, and most women can grow people in their bodies. We aren’t the SAME, although we absolutely should have equal rights.

@TomCL-vb6xc

4 жыл бұрын

Michelle Peacock I think it’s lazy to assume that there are large groups of people that believe men and women - insofar as the physical bodies of a female and male human - possess equal capabilities. People just want the balance to be a little more fair in regards to rights and privileges - is it not worth restricting men slightly in order to level the playing field? Depends on who you ask.

Why women have to ask for equality? In doing that the same as dogs begging for their owners when they can eat? Just do it, don't ask for permission, If you wanna do something go for it, don't look aside. "But he gains more money than me." Well, then why does he gains more than you? How many hours does he work and how effective is he? ANY boss in the world wants the best employer, show your value with results, not words.

Men and women working together is STRANGE; so damn true😂

"Look at him he is just so Jewish, he still has pyramid brick dust on his fingers" - Patrice Oneal

@Theomite

4 жыл бұрын

Who the hell else but Patrice could come up with that?

@N64StillKiksAss

4 жыл бұрын

@Proud Goy No Soy Boy O and A when patrice was on. intern david was gonna do kosher sports. kzread.info/dash/bejne/eGSFqqyne73An8o.html Around 1:12:00 ish

@RichTake

4 жыл бұрын

This is fucking hilarious. Patrice is the best

@jp3mcpherson

4 жыл бұрын

TheyCallMe Doug - jews remove their foreskin. You’ve got it backwards dummy.

@savokgrim4131

4 жыл бұрын

@@jp3mcpherson I think he is saying that they are "old" Jewish, as in before that became a practice

9:35 Joe ignores the fact she said "short" and went straight for "jawless"

@dmythica

4 жыл бұрын

XDDDD Owen Benjamin needs to see this!!

@naezjinra

4 жыл бұрын

She said jawless first about 10 seconds before she said short, Joe was just stuck on it for that long.

@EricRushOSU

4 жыл бұрын

Because Joe is 5'7" and millions of dollars can't buy 6 feet of height...

@nikeelitesquad123

4 жыл бұрын

@@tastybritches6644 because he's got millions in the bank 👍

@LabiaLeFabia

4 жыл бұрын

I thought when she said jawless men she was meaning like dudes who don’t know how to speak up for themselves but I guess not lol

"Did you ask?!" Lol I love it 😆

Toxic is toxic. I think narcissism is the big issue we need to tackle as a society.

@scraigrogers

2 ай бұрын

Why? You only live once and it's everybody's first time living. Focus on living your life....to the fullest!

@weinstocksart6155

Ай бұрын

@@scraigrogers What?

@scraigrogers

Ай бұрын

@@weinstocksart6155 Go to a hospital and visit the stage 4 cancer patients. You'll see that all the stuff you think matters really doesn't. Like they say....a healthy man wants a million things, a sick man wants only one. Live your life to the fullest. It's a countdown and we are all in the clock. You don't know if you got 60 years, 6 months, or 6 minutes left. Believe that

Never get your meat where you get your bread.

@NikkiDocherty74

4 жыл бұрын

Lol! I agree. That's because I work a traditional job and believe in traditional dating and marriage (not religious).

@JimmyStruthers1000

4 жыл бұрын

Sammy Licata i like this

@weirdscience8341

4 жыл бұрын

Never mastubate in public restrooms either its just wrong we have to poop in there

@clashnytech

4 жыл бұрын

well done!

@NikkiDocherty74

4 жыл бұрын

@@weirdscience8341 Did you catch someone in the men's room?

I googled jawless men. DO NOT GOOGLE JAWLESS MEN.

@joshdunham7167

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit.

@KFordmusic

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck dude why didn’t I listen

@justineubanks7662

4 жыл бұрын

i should have listened

@dr2407

4 жыл бұрын

I listened I have no idea what these are and I'm ok with that

@MrMineboy1999

4 жыл бұрын

Its not that bad tho

Joe, when she said “jawless men” I don’t think she literally meant men with small jaws.

"men working with women is like a bear working with a salmon dipped in honey" - Patrice Oneal

@artyom1792

3 жыл бұрын

the fuck’s this supposed to mean

@zuscanga30

3 жыл бұрын

The bears want to eat the salmon but instead have to pretend everything is cool. Look up his last special, he explains men and women beautifully

@warlockpaladin2261

2 жыл бұрын

It really goes both ways, neither gender has a monopoly on this behavior in the workplace. The stories I could tell...

She looks like a combination of Sigourney Weaver and Marian Carey.

@seancaseo84

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@j.a.r.family2576

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit. That's good

@Jsko_

4 жыл бұрын

Arnold Schwarzenegger

@steve8234

4 жыл бұрын

You left out the steaming pile of shit.

@InAnotherLife90

4 жыл бұрын

and not in the good way

Two intelligent people conversing and making sense while goofing around. This is why JRE is my jam ❤️

@electricblue2920

4 жыл бұрын

Watch her "shout your abortion" clip, she's vile

The most sexual harassment I saw working in an office of men and women. Was the women towards other women.

This reminds me of Michael Scott telling Chris Rock's joke LOL

Women: "What if a woman sexually harassed you?" Men: "What you call sexual harassment I call opportunity"

@-haclong2366

4 жыл бұрын

Depends on the woman, but then again, sexual herassment is just advances by someone you're not attracted to.

@Sp1n1985

4 жыл бұрын

@@-haclong2366 not attracted too? I don't speak lady

@parissideris1757

4 жыл бұрын

Marcus INfinity come on now bro you sound wild

@xanthopoulos1825

4 жыл бұрын

Any advances done by a heifer is harassment

@AnalyticalReckoner

4 жыл бұрын

Only if you would sleep with literally every woman. I've had bosses who were fat and ugly try to hold my hand and shit. Get your fat fingers off me. Coincidentally the vice versa applies. If you are a good looking man you aren't harrassing them because THEY LIKE IT.

When they pronounce "sure" as "shore"... it's killing me. Shyour. Shore. Shyor. 😵

@forbin1185

4 жыл бұрын

That’s Californian accent

@nickydega4333

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Jim Norton's Uncle Paul.

@keepmeposted

4 жыл бұрын

The actor: Poly Shure

@AlexKomnenos

4 жыл бұрын

In the South it’s “shyeeur”

@michaeldearman3668

4 жыл бұрын

In the south, it's shore, just like their pronunciation, not some abomination

Respect, Joe knows when something is off and at what level the rage is in function of the word used as a reply :)

Now I’m self conscious about my jaw 😂

Before I die i would love to smoke a joint with Joe

@paneraemployee7549

4 жыл бұрын

Idk if I could get High with him I think I’d start to believe crazy shit

@raulmiranda9608

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@Decaturdan

4 жыл бұрын

Eden Harrison he was high and thought he was on the h3h3 podcast.

@Decaturdan

4 жыл бұрын

Eden Harrison H3h3 is a podcast and they are Jewish.

@hatespeach9835

4 жыл бұрын

Joe only smokes poles...

Being a male in a workplace where 90% of the staff are women and the another 8% are " jawless" men is so weird, being 6ft 4 220 pound rugby player I'm constantly touched up by women staff, sexual comments are made and hot drinks made for me 24/7 (to this day I have never had to make my self a cup of coffee in my workplace) and I do enjoy this! BUT if I for one second indulged in the same behaviour as my female co-workers I know I would be sacked and made to be the villian, men working In the same working environment as women have to be sqeeky clean unlike there female Co workers.

@mikedale1142

2 жыл бұрын

Women don’t see how they overly sexualize men without thinking of the same consequences we face. Man makes comment: jail. Woman makes same comment: playful.

@wusscake

2 жыл бұрын

I'm one of two men on a floor full of older housewives. The first week I was here, the oldest coworker (who is retired now) told me "You'll run into a lot of drama here. It will be over the dumbest shit, and it'll get bad if you get caught up in it, being one of the only men here. If someone says or does anything, just stay quiet." Boy am I glad I took her advice.

@citoante

2 жыл бұрын

The only reason why Johnny depp won was because he is good looking. If he were ugly and fat, he’d be in jail.

@yourcommentmakesmecomment.3423

Жыл бұрын

I totally agree. I'm not saying it's right but I think it's as simple as imagining a baby rabbit offering to lick your toes.. And then imagine a bear offering to lick your toes... Same question, different reaction. Doesn't matter the bears intentions.

@jelizabethpetrie6656

Жыл бұрын

Too funny, cause I work in male dominated field. And 99% are great & respectful cause I conduct myself professionally, dress as a lady not like a man or thirsty girl.

Men and women are intellectually capable of performing equal tasks but doesn’t mean want or desire at the same level…

Why this lady saying men don’t wanna hear their woman’s thoughts or hear them express themselves or even simply gossip? I gladly sit there and listen to my girl tell me bout her day from the little simple details to the super specific drama lol It’s entertaining as fuck and if you feel like you can talk to friends more than your supposed to be “soulmate”, i don’t think you should feel like there is anything you CANT talk about

@nakkadu

2 жыл бұрын

She didn't say that...she just said there are some things women talk about with eachother that men aren't interested in (and vice versa)

It's weird seeing her talking like a reasonable person here. Her segments on other people's shows (Samantha Bee, Daily Show, etc.) are always super cringe.

@TheEbe1989

4 жыл бұрын

@Quinton Rogers this segment was shit too. She had no original ideas at all and only kept reacting to what Joe was saying

@TheAnonyte

4 жыл бұрын

Nooo i think she had great ideas. Her comfort zone is mean. The reason we al, hate her is the frequency of her voice. ... also picturing her ... a certain way... is better than all her jokes.

@blakeismyname344

4 жыл бұрын

Who is she, her name isn't in the title?

@nudge86

3 жыл бұрын

So true, I felt like I had fallen into some parallel universe.

@devingibson3681

3 жыл бұрын

@ Extant Sanity you are right. That voice she uses is so fake, and it`s easy to tell. It`s not even cute at all. Her Jokes are pretty funny, but that fake voice ruins it for me.

Joe on a double date “ Guys let’s all do DMT our conversations will combine all our ideas”

Reporter: You have a really cute round face (jawless) Mohammad Ali: That's why I make sure nobody touches it

Why does she look like she went through a few rounds of a Dark Souls character generator.

Men have secret weapons against jawless-ness Beards

@StaybackRotmg

4 жыл бұрын

Very, very, very true 🙃 I’m afraid of shaving my beard to see what it’ll look like. I trim and keep it near though

@renovatio93

4 жыл бұрын

she started with short. what secret weapon is there for that lol

@StaybackRotmg

4 жыл бұрын

renovatio93 ouch :( being 5’6-5’9 is an L for men

@AnalyticalReckoner

4 жыл бұрын

I feel I have no jaw when I shave but everybody assures me I do. I'm just so used to having it "enhanced" it's kinda like a good looking woman who still feels the need to wear makeup despite her natural beauty.

@asiyaehsan1682

3 жыл бұрын

@@StaybackRotmgmy dads 5'5. Get arranged marriages son

If someone (men or women) cant separate work and mating then they cant work together. Its normal to scope if you are new and single but not foever. I work with a guy that cant function when atractive women was in room. He was physically not able to work. He was fired in 8 months.

@koray6261

4 жыл бұрын

What was the job he was doing? How did it take so long for him to get fired if it was that bad?

@scasny

4 жыл бұрын

@@koray6261 he punch one of the managers at the work party

@koray6261

4 жыл бұрын

I mean what was his duty? Not why did he get fired.

@scasny

4 жыл бұрын

@@koray6261 my bad large printing like photo walls, wall pictures to biznis cards. He was cutting them to size using box cutter. Basicly the lowest skill based position. I manage to operate cnc router combination with flatbed printer.

@P.L.D.

3 жыл бұрын

@@Emma_madison Hey it is not necessary to be a low self-esteem man. A lot of men got nervous when a girl they like is around, it is not necessary to be a bad thing as well...More of the guys who are ultra-confident with women don't actually feel anything special about the woman and just trying to get into her pants, and they are confident cause they tried THIS thousand times. The fucked up is actually that women like you are in hurry to judge and even insult who is confident and who is not, and at the end of the day, they made sex with hundreds of strangers and still no serious relationship and still single.

I went from working in a garage with men to working in a beauty salon dominated by women. Neither are desirable.

People don't know that equal doesn't mean identical.

The HR comment is so spot on. I just retired from a marketing/PR career in local government. My job was to speak. I got in so much trouble...and I'm respectful. Office suppression and social media aggression is a dangerous combination.

Things get weird probably due to the MeToo movement which forever changed how men and women socially and professionally interact.

@MarkThaSage

4 жыл бұрын

StutteringCrisTop10 yep. Like, let’s just fucking bang really quick and then we can get back to work. Why is that so frowned upon?

@JaysonMatthews

4 жыл бұрын

Wah wahhhh

@AJHart-eg1ys

4 жыл бұрын

To be quite honest, things were generally clicking along just fine for about 40 years regarding how men and women interacted in the office. If you asked a person out and they said no, you dropped it. If you persisted then you took it to HR. And it's been generations since claims of workplace harassment have not been taken seriously in the workplace, contrary to how those decades have been portrayed in popular culture. Thanks to that, we have an entire generation (or two) of people who honestly believe we were swatting women on the ass in the 80s like it was nothing and that women were regularly walking into police stations claiming they were raped and the police ignored them.

The office is still the place that most relationships start.

This conversation ended so friendly 😂

"By the way, we ARE gonna to need to get something to lock that door." Perfect line to end on.

I work in a predominately female field. Every time I get hired at a new place the boss says "thank god, we need a guy in here so everyone acts nicer"

@jmcm152

3 жыл бұрын

What field?

@coronacovid7454

3 жыл бұрын

@@jmcm152 Cooking meth

@justinc2633

3 жыл бұрын

jm cm brothel

@derrick7648

3 жыл бұрын

@@jmcm152 I'm a straight male hair stylist.. very rare.

@derrick7648

3 жыл бұрын

@@justinc2633 pretty much

I've seen more coworkers partaking in after hour activities than anywhere else lol. Especially working in the restaurant business.

I think when we talk about economic equality, it’s about equal pay for equal work and equal job opportunities. It’s not about internally being the same and never has been. I love working outside and end up on all male crews, unfortunately. I like mixed crews. Guys are surprised when I don’t want to be “one of the guys”. I want to be me.

I'm not sure I like female TJ Miller

@futureparagon3746

4 жыл бұрын

Did you come up with that, fuck me that's so damn accurate.

@treedog1076

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao!!!!!

@lancebarajas6484

4 жыл бұрын

I did

@getchasome6230

4 жыл бұрын

Shots fired

@clevertaco328

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

When she smiles she looks like a young black Sigourney Weaver.

@Apple23

4 жыл бұрын

putin on a smile shes black?

@davidfhth6842

4 жыл бұрын

Get yo hands off my Weave, Sigourney!

@wewuzkangzansheit3835

4 жыл бұрын

@@Apple23 no thats Rachel doezal

@yorkeni

4 жыл бұрын

putin on a smile she’s not black 😂

@Apple23

4 жыл бұрын

We wuz Kangz an sheit I know thats her name thats not what I asked

My wife works in an office full of men and women, if I caught her screwing around our marriage would be OVER. PERIOD.

@Kal-El207

Жыл бұрын

That’s on god. And I guarantee you she is definitely talking with a guy or guy(s) there. Ask her and see what she says. Don’t even ask angrily. Ask curiously and watch the answers you get.

"Very unfortunate chins" is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂