this somehow has put me off from gambling forever. thank you for your service mr. skooch last name youtube.

@Skooch

12 күн бұрын

You’re welcome stevebuscemi last name 8224

@TheAltOfZ

11 күн бұрын

W skooch

@Localbathtubshitter

11 күн бұрын

stevebuscemi8224 last name • x time ago (find x)

@Foxy_From_Space

Күн бұрын

😂

@UpsTubeTheYouTuber

16 сағат бұрын

gamblecore

90% of Mario gamers quit right before they're about to unlock the super secret ultra rare lootbox, keep gambling

"Mario if made by EA" was the first joke that popped in my head and then you started off with it 😂 too good

@bubbaboogsvr

12 күн бұрын

I'm pretty sure that's the name of the rom hack

@kyledabearsfan

12 күн бұрын

@@bubbaboogsvr oh really? 😂😂😂 Too good. Ty for the clarification, I watched the video half asleep and fading

@NIGHTMAREX505

4 күн бұрын

Damn! You beat me to it! Haha

@Yarott75

Күн бұрын

Doug Bowser used to be Head of Marketing at EA, so...

"It's surprise mechanics" "It's for lazy people that don't want to grind" "The game is fun" The game:

@squiddler7731

11 күн бұрын

The game "was" fun

Maybe the sub disappearing in DDD was because you purchased the upstairs dlc first so the game thought you beat Bowser 2?

@WhatAboutDustbunny

12 күн бұрын

Sub still exists on that star after you beat it I'm pretty sure

The fact he ignored the secret slide blue coins is so cursed

This is probably the hardest video I’ve had to watch. Sure, the mod is satirical, but it still hits too close to home with the aggressive microtransactions (1 coin per jump, DLC Z button, invis wall fix) and how rampant corporate greed is in the industry. That’s how mobile games got ruined, and I think this due to all the text on the screen that simulates pop-up ads. THANK GOD Nintendo isn’t actually like this.

Fun fact skooch, their is a classic sonic game that literally has the same premise, every thing you do cost rings, and you even have to wait for the demo to get coins

@darksideskyy

12 күн бұрын

i want to see skooch play that, but have a blood pressure monitor on screen

@JimmTheRaccoon

8 күн бұрын

What the name of this game tho?

Dude the doors having a paywall is insane that’s just too far 😭😭😭😭

@Seven71987

Күн бұрын

It's just an EA parody making fun of their money decisions.

This is like grinding in those modern roblox games my nephew plays Goes like: Kill 100 glorbolions Get 100 golrbos (0.0001% drop rate) Get to level 4000000000000

@NeonBobert

6 күн бұрын

im glorbing 😩

God i just woke up and had a little heart attack when i read the tittle

@edsknife

11 күн бұрын

Oh, crisis averted. 😂

Bless you and the sanity loss that happened during this experience. F loot boxes 😂

@omegaminoseer4539

11 күн бұрын

That moment with the Flight Cap is etched into my brain. That took me back to old, edge-Skooch. I'm surprised how much I missed his vulgarity and liberal use of language as a spice.

EA Mario Simulator

@YourWorstNightmareyes

11 күн бұрын

Because that's the name of the actual rom hack

Found this 3 minutes after waking up at midnight God bless

@Firesword610

12 күн бұрын

This was uploaded 5 hours ago, how did you find it 2 hours and 57 minutes before the release

"And my camera died! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Sorry you need to pay 30 coins for your camera too, did you not know that?

Thank you Skooch, this video helped me not destroy my Nintendo Switch playing Champion's Road from Super Mario 3D World. Now back to playing Champion's Road from Super Mario 3D World

Moral of the story: Don't do gambling... Unless you're luigi

@YourWorstNightmareyes

11 күн бұрын

Sm64ds reference be like:

Fun Fact:The "Bootleg" Mario Skin Is Actually Just The Mario Used To Save On Memory When Mario Is Far Enough From The Camera

The mod you have isn't the full experience. You need to get the 'All-star edition' of the mod to get the final level and boss! And on top of that, you need to get the 'Ultimate Edition' which allows you to get the True ending, more features, and updated Loot Boxes. And you need all of the mods to unlock a new additional mode, which allows you to play the game all over again, and have you complete over 500 different challenges! You don't get anything out of it, but hey it's an all-new way to play a mario game! Experience, IS the reward!

If this truly is an EA simulator, the microtransactions/DLC not working and being broken would be an accurate part of the experience since they keep pushing out half baked, bugged to hell and back Sims 4 DLCs all the time and never fix them. Ever.

Whats the bet he wouldnt have been able to go up the stairs anyway because it requires 70 stars lol

@hyperon_ion9423

12 күн бұрын

That’s what I’m thinking is the actual problem. The mod could have just messed up the star requirement message.

@BeeBoi24

11 күн бұрын

@hyperon_ion9423 always thought you could get through the door and the message would pop up while inside looking at the stairs

@Mariorox1956

11 күн бұрын

Typically you can go through that door even if you don't have the 70 stars, but that just leads to the infinite stairs. My guess is the mod dev probably fixed it to prevent BLJing right into the final Bowser fight. (though it would be hilarious if you needed 90 or something ridiculous)

@praimi13

10 күн бұрын

Oh silly The final boss dlc isn't done yet!

I fear not the man who has beaten a thousand Mario levels. I fear the man who has beaten one Mario level a thousand times (the slide one, specifically).

WOO HOO!!!!!

@Skooch

12 күн бұрын

YIPPIE!

@stacie8134

12 күн бұрын

WAA HAA

@khalidamr5242

12 күн бұрын

That'll be 5 coins

Can we adress the elephant in the room, mario kart tour?

Watching this live was insane lol.

I feel bad for laughing at your pain, but the part where you try to fly and get the star and then you just have a stream of profanity leave your mouth had me laughing so damn hard. I know your pain as a fellow gamer brother. Also nice touch making all the censor sounds into one-up sounds after you reached a certain number, I enjoy little details like that! :) as always good video.

I, too, am gonna be one of the the people to point out there was a blue coin button on the slide level that coulsve cut... A decent chunk of time. And I am astounded no one knew about it.

Mario is my favorite Genshin Imact style game

This is the reason I'd rather pay for a COMPLETE experience that I can eternally access rather than pay to play/win

Knowing you lose everything when you restart... that means it wants you to play non-stop without taking breaks... that.. actually fits with the microtransactions angle Also Skooch froze the game.. I worry for the people that were just casually playing this hack on stream, then saved and quit to come back later... and then found out they pretty much made 0 progress except maybe stars?

This almost felt like a SmallAnt video, absolutely glorious hahahah

Bowser's sub wasn't in course 9 because you bought Upstairs DLC. In the vanilla game, the sub is there until you beat Bowser 2. You actually looked at the hole Bowser uses to leave in his sub after you beat BitFS. Before then it's covered by a hatch with Bowser's face on it.

19:00 was peak fun, good vid brother

OMG, RHYTHM HEAVEN SOUNDTRACK ON THE BACKGROUND??? HOW RARE IS THIS???

SKOOCH TIME

The movie Joker, move over. This is the real movie of a man losing his sanity.

Things you didn't realize ALSO cost money in this mod: - The game not crashing - The game working - Your camera - Your insanity

@DeMonOfRainingDay

11 күн бұрын

So you can opt out of getting insane by just not buying insanity item? Sweet.

SKOOCH BUDDY, 3am UPLOAD AGAIN, you're craaaaaazy skdjskd.

Skunk bastard is my new favorite insult.

My cat chew my net cable this morning, so no wifi in the house, but I must. Watch. New Skooch video. Even if all my mobile net gets drained from it!!

14:10-14:16 Trully the gambler experince summirized.

You got that far man, you did all that and got to the end of the game. The sense of pride and accomplishment you must have felt

it was probably the upstairs dlc

you are unironically one of the best youtubers i have seen, even if it is just microtransactions. (i had to pay 150 to unlock comments, plus 1 coin per letter)

@Tails_and_Luigi101

6 күн бұрын

give coin me poor

@hunterchichester5720

6 күн бұрын

I n!PAY 1000 COINS TO UNLOCK THIS COMENT!

Oh man, I hope this really opens game developers eyes about how their games are received! (It won't, It's just gonna get worse)

Lmao "IT DOES, HE DID, HE DOESNT"

That crash was so painful 😂😂

Skooch genuinely loosing his shit at the submarine part 😂😂😂

This is an accurate representation of every phone game/gatcha game currently on the market, with the only difference being you can't pat 100$ to get 1000 + 400 coins! The hours long grind of monotonous garbage just to get enough premium currency to even progress, not to have fun just to progress, is just every single one of these games. and reloading your old file just to lose everything is just every new update for said games effectively.

WOOOOO NEW SKOOCH VID

i just found your channel and the content is fucking hilarious. keep it up mate 👍

Isn't there a blue coin switch in the secret slide for an extra 30 points per visit? Did literally not a single person in stream know about that and tell you?

@Stario1Up

12 күн бұрын

I've also been wondering the same thing and oh no I can't believe no one mentioned.the easy extra 30 coins you can get there that would've added up FAST

Insane video!

I honestly felt bad for Skooch he deserved that ending and cake

I love how this illustrates the difference in modern game design

Shoutouts to Simpleflips

Skooch we don’t deserve the pain you go through to entertain us😭

I was expecting a video about the mobile Mario game :^)

Super Mario 64 if it was a Mobile Game

19:13-19:35 Trully one of the most TriPLe a experinces of all time and also Bad mobile games(Parasite days, Whale Trail and Necromerger are actually good ones sadly they're the exceptions)

Great video

Now do this with real money, $1,000 just to walk

the reason sonic is faster than peppino is because sonic travels at the speed of light but peppino travels at a speed of mach 1 to 4

Haha, gotcha !

My brother in Christ. Don't tell me you did the castle secret slide without ground pounding the blue coin switch in the corner behind Mario. . .

That is like rom hack called "Sonic 1 published by EA"

Bro, didn't knew you but im just surprised of the Rythm Heaven music. Its one of my favorite saga

Mobile Mario games in a nutshell:

The key is in the loot boxes

What an ending, congrats

You know scootch if you put on a moustache and a red cap you'd make a great mario

The future of gaming right here. Or in some cases...the present.

I’m just sad now. Thank you for another great video.

13:30 ...he lootboxed himself into a game crash...

*Pain.*

Bro the Mario is so goofy ngl

@edsknife

11 күн бұрын

Which one? 🤨

@Clasonnk684

10 күн бұрын

@@edsknife The one you start with

Ah yes, the Supercell% run, a classic

We need THE FULL EXPERIENCE. Modders, here's my proposition, assuming you don't get capped by the nintendo ninjas. Take this concept, and expand it. Build a simulation around the game where you work to earn money to gamble it away in a microtransaction laden mario 64 game. Include bills and food costs and if you cant afford food/rent/your bills something bad happens.

Next timw of Skooch TV: WARFRAME!

20:06 now realising that if that didn't cost money the game would actually be a really amazing experince or reasource management, But it costing money is exactly what Pridefully greedy companies wish they could do, despite it being shown here how bad of design it is due to the game not supporting the it being limited part they would do it if they could. The point of it is as critism via showing you how horrible it is, though I do agree there should be a counterpoint in how to actually do this concept with enterainment more in mind than that.

For a second I thought this was Mario Kart Tour lol

@davidepicchiotti9989

12 күн бұрын

Or Mario Run

@DuskusCB

12 күн бұрын

@@davidepicchiotti9989Run isn’t greedy like that at all. It’s just an up-front $10 to unlock the full game.

W Fit

Tbh I thought this was the goofy auto-runner mobile game but this is still not as bad as that Also… Isn’t there a blue coin switch in the starting area of the secret slide?

Honestly this was a pretty entertaining video but it's a shame that the star door upstairs to the second bowser fight couldn't open 🙂

Y'know I figured they would force you to make decisions around a finite amount of coins, 1 to 1 coins y'know. That's only a little more than 100 on average. Gives leeway without making it a grindfest

Damn Skooch finally hit puberty What was that voice in the beginning 😂

@Skooch

7 күн бұрын

i was sick 😭

@queenieofqueens

7 күн бұрын

@@Skooch Sick and still making content for us smh You a real G but get some rest 💙

Maybe you need to buy the unlock star door 3 times. One for each door.

maybe the last key is in a lootbox

I honestly thought this was going to be a Super Mario Run video

mario kart tour you mean? I'm aware

i think you may have had to scroll the microtransactions menu somehow

This is too real. Corporate greed is going to ruin this industry.

There’s a good song named Slider, you should listen to it, or maybe play bob omb battlefield at a faster speed at the same time as slider or maybe even cool cool mountain?

Maybe you could hyperspeed through that Stupid Door?

my wallet shivers when i think about BLJ-ing

Saw the title and thought this was about Mario Run lol

You are a soldier, sir 🫡

Thought this video was gonna be about Super Mario Run or Mario Kart Tour

This romhack is the average EA game.

How to sink into more depression play this 👍