We support the gay trees

@Thecyanpult

3 күн бұрын

"and someone supports they clay trees"

@GatorBoyCL

2 күн бұрын

Eh

Y'know I like Kirby Super Star just as much as the next guy, but that 5 minute make out scene with twin woods was an odd choice

@Sunnee26

15 күн бұрын

huh

@LunaMoonview2003

15 күн бұрын

I mean im not complaining about it

@PreviouslyEldritch

14 күн бұрын

yeah I love LGBTQ+ representation too but that may have been a bit too much for a kids game

@dreamlandskribbl

14 күн бұрын

I found it cute how at nighttime they huddled up together for warmth

@ericthegreat7060

14 күн бұрын

The coffin of wispy woods and wispy woods💀💀💀💀

Robo woods is straight. He is binary in the most literal way.

@Safetyswitch

6 күн бұрын

he has an AND gate in his love receptors

@nataliexists

4 күн бұрын

maybe hes an analogue computer

1:40 of course you have purple leaves and pronouns

Pinball Woods is 100% gay. Literally gets bodied by having Kirby smash and repeatedly slam that round ball onto him until he’s ceased.

@fairmaidenrat

3 күн бұрын

STOPPPPP

Parallel Woods is greyscale on the outside, appearing straight, but inside is gay, shown by the facial features being colroed

Videos like this are the foundation on which gaming KZread was built

This is probably the most creative whispy woods tier list I’ve ever seen

@Jaybird-145

14 күн бұрын

This is the only whispy woods tier list I’ve ever seen

@Metahunt638

14 күн бұрын

@@Jaybird-145 same 🤣

I feel like there should have been a bisexual tier.

@MantaPlant

15 күн бұрын

You're absolutely right actually. Honestly if you replace the "woke" tier with gay and the "gay" tier with bisexual, it works even better lol

@AnActualPersonInASeaOfIdiots

14 күн бұрын

Yes, and now, ​@@MantaPlant, you'll have to make a rerelease regarding this issue.

@manupm9161

14 күн бұрын

​@@MantaPlant and an aro/ace for Robo Whispy, after all he's a robot

@WL-bs4nc

13 күн бұрын

@manupm9161 I would consider Clanky Woods more of a cyborg, since he’s been modified

@torterratortellini6641

13 күн бұрын

@@manupm9161 Come to think of it, trees, robot trees, and stone golems don’t reproduce sexually so they are all asexual.

“Hang on, guys. KZread just recommended the best video.”

I think the masked Woods should've gone in gay. We now know that bigots are morally opposed to wearing facemasks when sick

@TheRegularHedgehog575

14 күн бұрын

Yeah, and the reasoning for why parallel woods is in the closet is "because they're emo" but in my experience, Emo people are the most accepting and out people I've met.

@DiamondWorldYoutube

14 күн бұрын

What the heck are you taking about?

@lasagnatheory9108

14 күн бұрын

The mask is not covering the nose, hence...

@smnio5619

12 күн бұрын

And because there's something on the other side of the mask

@OiIMan

7 күн бұрын

​@@smnio5619 oh 😳

ive never been more intrigued by a tier list

Parallel woods is directly perpendicular to normal wispy on the list

@trevorendeavors7972

4 күн бұрын

You’re just factually correct

What...a powerful thumbnail. Wtf. I couldnt NOT click the video I think King Golem is chill like that but I'm curious about Clanky Woods. I think its straight/an ally by default but Haltmann would've uploaded homphobia.jar to it If it has a sound, uncontrolled conscious, Closeted

@MantaPlant

15 күн бұрын

Oh wait you're right actually, Clanky Woods definitely would have had every homophobic bias and piece of media uploaded to it by Haltmann. Didn't consider that!

@Orion582

10 күн бұрын

is haltmann homophobic?

@MantaPlant

9 күн бұрын

@@Orion582 Probably! He gives off divorced dad vibes

@revolvingworld2676

6 күн бұрын

@@MantaPlant But Haltmann works has a rainbow logo on pride month

How will this impact the kirby lore?

@Nataniahuahu

14 күн бұрын

What you mean? This is canon

The fact that there are this many Whispy Woods variants is pretty damn funny lol.

@MantaPlant

14 күн бұрын

So true, Monty Mole Lore Master

@MontyMoleLoreMaster

14 күн бұрын

@@MantaPlant At least with Wispy Woods they try to give him something fresh to do every game (even in his regular fights), which is something I can’t really say for most 2D Mario bosses post-New Super Mario Bros. Wii.

This feels like one of those videos that only exist in a vacuum of “I’d be funny if it were real” and never escape that vacuum

King gollem literally has men inside him, that has to be gay. Also next do ranking dedede and meta knight on how gay they are in each game, manga, anime, etc.

@MantaPlant

14 күн бұрын

Who's to say that the smaller golems are men? He is rock-hard and vaguely phallic-shaped, though.

@mediocolor8159

3 күн бұрын

Consider: he's an actual stone wall

Literally “watches the daily wire” is just the embodiment of homophobia lol

@DiamondWorldYoutube

14 күн бұрын

Depends who you watch. Brett Cooper openly supported a lesbian couple

@MantaPlant

5 күн бұрын

​@@DiamondWorldKZread Don't let them fool you. Every member of the Daily Wire makes a living off of removing context from any given situation and appealing to people's prejudices in order to portray gay/trans people in the worst way possible. Textbook fear-mongering.

This channel is going to the right direction with this type of content

I don't think King Golem would be homophobic. He spits out golems during his boss fight, which means he has men inside of him

@trqsh_can

14 күн бұрын

so he's gay and homophobic

@WL-bs4nc

13 күн бұрын

On one hand, you’re right. But on the other hand, that sounds disgusting, because their entire bodies were in his mouth

@nataliexists

4 күн бұрын

where is your pfp from, i recognize the character from somewhere

@idunno_

3 күн бұрын

@@nataliexists I made it the pfp myself. The character is Plugg from Kirby 64 and Star Allies

@nataliexists

3 күн бұрын

@@idunno_ thx

I didnt realize how fruity these trees were

i like the lawnmower jumpscare at the end :D

The Dreamland 2 Whispy is woke, just not the gay kind. Also for the “if you know you know” one I’d say they’re homophobic despite being “fruity”

@personita2.733

8 күн бұрын

ABSOLUTELY homophobic

I never thought I would ever see a tier list of this... And somehow it doesn't surprise me its existence

It cracks me up how your barometer for how gay the whispy is, is if he "likes other trees" 🤣

This is one of those videos I almost scrolled past, and then I properly read the title and say to myself “ am I really going to not watch this video?”

Planet Robobot Whispy would be the most supportive AI tree and then turn into the Terminator after 10 minutes on whatever-the-hell HWC uses for social media.

I was watching this video and enjoying it, and then i got hit with lemon demon music out of nowhere.

@whatthewhatthe9117

10 күн бұрын

Nearly had a heart attack when lawnmower abruptly started playing, thought my phone was glitched

1:25 BUT THEY'RE TWINS-

@MantaPlant

15 күн бұрын

I'm telling you, whenever gay couples are portrayed in ads and such, they always take the two most similar looking guys they can find. It's weird lol

@RHVGamer

15 күн бұрын

@@MantaPlant they are literally conjoined

@MantaPlant

14 күн бұрын

@@RHVGamer Conjoined by pure homosexual love 😎

@nataliexists

4 күн бұрын

@@RHVGamer they got surgery so they are literally together forever

i think youtube has peaked with this video and it will be all downhill from here on out

Clanky Woods is absolutely a comical nerd who makes wacky inventions in his isolated lab and fantasizes about being held in the branches of a great oak but when you ask him about it he just kicks you out via a boot on a spring

oml the tier names are amazing XD this is the kinda content I subscribe to

I dont know why, but I feel like tropic woods would be homophobic

@stayhumble-.-

14 күн бұрын

that’s the fever dream version

@PolarTheToaster

14 күн бұрын

Tropic woods seems like that one uncle at the family reunion that talks about either politics or about how he wants to exterminate the gays

@panickedanddistressed-ge8mv

4 күн бұрын

It's the goatee

1:26 I can't believe you immediately shipped the twins...

I love the implication from the walking tree that trees aren't supposed to be in relationships with other trees. Like trees dobt have gender or sexes so they had to find another arbitrary line to draw in the sand, and that line was that you cannot love another tree. (Also wouldn't that make n64 Wispy, like, the MOST gay because he's the only one where there's literal undeniable proof he's slept with another tree? BIG no no in the Ceaderthlic church.)

so if every whispy woods is the same character, does this mean his sexuality changes in every appearance?

I think this is the fasted I’ve ever clicked on a video. The title baffled me so much. Also is the outro music Lawnmower 😭

@MantaPlant

8 күн бұрын

You betcha! Thank you for your support, Weaponized Toy Car (godly username)

@WeaponizedToyCar

8 күн бұрын

@@MantaPlant No problem! thank you for recognizing my godly username

the rainbow should have been backwards, lavender is the gayest colour

Pride month is CRAZZYY dude 🤤🤤🤤

Lemon Demon Listener Identified

@MantaPlant

15 күн бұрын

Confirmed, If I were a whispy I'd be the gayest

Ya know I think I might be straight, though Flowery Woods looks pretty nice 👍

@Dooty-Doot

15 күн бұрын

Yeah I'm straight Deeeeeeeefinately straight Yeah just straight, no more here Dammit ya got me I'm Aroace

@MantaPlant

14 күн бұрын

@@Dooty-Doot Amazing how you folded under no pressure lol

@Dooty-Doot

14 күн бұрын

@@MantaPlant I mean I don't really have much to hide with it, for me it just kinda means that nobody should expect to see me with a BF/GF

Very important video.

This is the tierlists i live for

Thank you for this showing up in my recommended

Return to Dreamland Whispy should be in gay tier mainly for his succ attack

@WL-bs4nc

13 күн бұрын

And the Star Allies one is closeted, because he’s your enemy until you make him your friend

i truly needed this information in my life.

Your honor, N64 Whispy Woods cannot be straight. He lives in the middle of a circle.

WAS THAT THE START OF LAWNMOWER BY LEMON DMEON AT THE END

@MantaPlant

14 күн бұрын

Seemed fitting, I have only met one cishet Lemon Demon fan in my entire life.

Truly one of the most important videos on the internet

This is the best video to watch a midnight

This is my new favorite video thank you

Being recommended this video feels like finding a bar of solid gold in a landfill

Finally, we have people getting down and dirty with the important questions

Lispy Woods (i'm sorry)

this is important reasearch

*Should’ve added A bottom tier called “Calls anything gay slurs”*

W tier list

@flophawk

16 күн бұрын

does the W stand for whispy or woods

@Metahunt638

15 күн бұрын

@@flophawkit stands for “woke” 🤣

@blooplesdoesstuff8072

12 күн бұрын

@@flophawk It stands for wumbo!

Educational.

holy fuck the hit song Lawnmower by Lemon Demon, originally released in an unfinished state around December of 2005 before releasing fully complete on July 20th 2006!!!???!!!

My head cannon is that paralel woods is the kirby universe equivalent of a twitter homophobic edgy artist

(Hex) This video is simply amazing Btw I have never played Kirby before, how did I get here?

This blessed me in my feed

Is that a fuckingn lemon demon song at the end or something else

@MantaPlant

14 күн бұрын

You know it :]

@silly_goofster10

14 күн бұрын

@@MantaPlantit gave me ptsd flashbacks from 7th grade 😫 I was fucking obsessed with Neil cicierga

@vuxl

14 сағат бұрын

@@silly_goofster10 NO WAY I HAD THIS SAME EXACT OBSESSION IN LIKE 6TH OR 7TH GRADE 😭😭😭

personaly where i would put paralllel woods depends where og whispy is cuz if og is woke then parralel is phobic, but if og is phobic then parallel is woke

finally an important tierlist

Good stuff

META KNIGHT TIER LIST WHEN

This is beautiful

Robowoods defenetly watches the daily wire. BUT he's actually incredibly in denial about being gay. In this essay i will- Also the og whispy is divorced and his ex is kracko, trust me sakurai told me in a dream

parallel woods sounds like a position

@MantaPlant

10 күн бұрын

You can never claim that you're truly in an intimate relationship until you've parallel wooded

the clay one

This is peak internet

king golom is tall, big, rock hard and attractive

@WL-bs4nc

13 күн бұрын

I mean, mustaches automatically make you more attractive, that is a fact

Forgo Tropic Woods would’ve definitely landed in the “woke” tier. It’s Tropic Woods but even more colorful.

Only thing I would add, although technically not a Whispy, I believe -THE GREAT CROWNED ONE- would be the wokest of all.

We need the has the n wors pass rank

nice gamer moment

The "Watches the Daily Wire" tier was clearly trying to form the shape of the right wing of a plane

Happy pride everyone

LEMON DEMON AT THE END

@MantaPlant

8 күн бұрын

TALLY HALL IN YOUR PFP

@CitrusGlasses-37378

8 күн бұрын

@@MantaPlant HELL YEAH

What about the last three? They are very different and i crave a definitive opinion.

@MantaPlant

13 күн бұрын

Well, as for Phantom Tropic Woods, he's pretty much just regular Tropic Woods but more willing to embrace his colourful side. I'd put him in the gay tier. As for the Pinball Land Whispy, he's monochromatic, which would lead me to put him in the straight tier along with the other monochrome whispy. However, his entire room is set up in a way that makes it easy for men to slam into him. Clearly he's closeted. Finally, "IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW" would most likely be aroace. It has no feelings towards other beings besides the desire to destroy. It's also not homophobic because it's completely unbiased in its destruction. (Clanky Woods would also probably be aroace now that I think about it.)

@Dergburger

13 күн бұрын

@@MantaPlant thank you for you contribution

absolute peak

Why didn’t you rank the currently burning alive whispy, he literally Flaming when it comes to his preferences.

This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen, I love you (in a Daily Wire way)

Had to click on this as soon ai I saw it

Personally, i'd switch King Golem and Dreamland 2 Whispy, maybe move Dreamland 3 Whispy down with 2 as well. Also, are twin woods not brothers? Or are they both gay, just not for each other. I do not like the implications of tree incest

hop off wicked woods rn that's mother

they turned the trees gay

Parallel woods is definitely bi

Did he do the robot tree?

@MantaPlant

13 күн бұрын

Yes I did! :]

I personally watch Matt Walsh,

@MantaPlant

12 күн бұрын

I'm sorry for your loss

real

Im not watching the video bc idk butttttttt where tf did you get this idea lol

@MantaPlant

14 күн бұрын

I dunno, I just thought of it one day lol

@greensnicksalt

14 күн бұрын

@@MantaPlant damn

Peak

I don't know if it's more funny to assume you're straight or LGBT while making this

@MantaPlant

11 сағат бұрын

Let me put it this way: If I were a whispy there would be a new highest tier just for me

You’re so wrong he’s a tree. He can’t be gay! Everyone knows all trees are asexual.

not autistic enough. should be atleast 20 minutes long.

@Gyrokun

14 күн бұрын

*not detailed enough

Can't believe I wasted 4 minutes of my life on a video about a person questioning a sentient tree and it's different versions' sexuality.

@panickedanddistressed-ge8mv

4 күн бұрын

*invested

Bro… why is it gay to have a twin… the only time for it to be gay is if they experience ince-