New TomSka lore: Tom is a cottagecore vegetarian pizza soft boi who only goes to parties if milk is involved

@godsclown4419

3 жыл бұрын

Who is also a bottom omega

@unrivaledlukesalazar

3 жыл бұрын

who's also packing 7 inches

@godsclown4419

3 жыл бұрын

@@unrivaledlukesalazar and is chocolate milk.

@daki8131

3 жыл бұрын

His Lagoon also Taste like Pineapples Bec you know it his Father is a Pineapple

@yeet12937

3 жыл бұрын

@@godsclown4419 and has a bird girlfriend

Tom slowly realising he is a vegetarian pizza is the funniest thing ever.

@ItsElliotGough

3 жыл бұрын

You should have seen the part where he refused to believe it, retook the test and got vegetarian pizza again lmao

@korbinadams5360

3 жыл бұрын

@@ItsElliotGough That's one part hilarious and one part something I would totally do.

@airgod231

3 жыл бұрын

@@korbinadams5360 same

@pjwheeler1659

3 жыл бұрын

Through the realization he had gone through a few stages of grief Denial, Anger, Depression, Acceptance

@bethdavies2425

3 жыл бұрын

Eating a vegetarian pizza whilst watching made it better

I once found a quiz called “how many goats are you worth” and another time I found a quiz “which neighborhood kid that I sell swords to are you” and another one was “which of my garbage sons are you”

@svenjabendel9480

3 жыл бұрын

If you were on reddit I would give you gold!

@Sora3333127

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like clickhole. The last one definitely sounds familiar

@pavlorky

3 жыл бұрын

How many goats are you worth

@StubbornFox

3 жыл бұрын

I am pretty sure I was 29 if that is past the limit then I did not remember correctly

@AzizidarkReborn

3 жыл бұрын

I hate that I now know I'm worth 9 goats. Thanks, stranger.

“What’s slick?” * charlie laughing * “What is that? Please don’t make me google it” *laughing intensifies*

@otterwingate7581

3 жыл бұрын

What is it though?

@tiffanyrivera4053

3 жыл бұрын

@@otterwingate7581 After a quick Google search I found that is referring to a substance an Omega releases in heat, it's sweet smelling and works as lubricant

@lulin2546

3 жыл бұрын

@@tiffanyrivera4053 that's pretty good, but you're gonna have to go one step further for me. what's an omega?

@tiffanyrivera4053

3 жыл бұрын

@@lulin2546 This is a little harder to explain, but long story short there is this "universe" (called Omegaverse) people have created in which people are kinda similar to wolves and an Omega tends to be the more "sensitive" and "feminine" ones as well has having a "heat" which is like a mating season. There are also Betas and Alphas which each have their own respective traits.

@JaraelMoonsilver

3 жыл бұрын

Lulin all you really need to know is omegas are the leading cause of mpreg (well technically alphas would be the cause.......... nvm)

Charlies giggling during the Omegaverse quiz is the most pure thing

@DanishGirl101

3 жыл бұрын

I love Charlie, she's so cute.

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

This is super confusing to me: Why do I have TWO amazingly attractive girlfriends even though I am the unprettiest KZreadr EVER? Good night dear shreq

@SashiTea

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku I feel like you're trying to say something here that I don't quite understand?

@coyotedomino

3 жыл бұрын

Shrewdle it’s a spambot, mean to bring people to their channel. or maybe it’s manual spam done by a person. anyway, uh, it’s spam.

@SashiTea

3 жыл бұрын

@@coyotedomino Ty ahah, it's like....so close to making sense I couldn't tell if it was a weird insult ha. Thanks for the headsup!

Charlie knowingly cackling in the background during the omegaverse quiz sent me

@Tadpole1612

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the laugh of a person who's seen things

@ToonedMinecraft

3 жыл бұрын

What the heck is Omegaverse?

@lopsidedhead

3 жыл бұрын

@@ToonedMinecraft don't look it up

@aloeera

3 жыл бұрын

@@ToonedMinecraft fanfiction porn trope

@theholyskittleschurchd232

3 жыл бұрын

LezzerNet don’t look it up bud

"In your omegaverse what does your slick taste like" Suddenly pineapples

@jasonsorin1021

3 жыл бұрын

I suddenly hate human creativity because I know someone wrote that.

@yowtf7409

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonsorin1021 please no

@LiamPlaysGamez

3 жыл бұрын

I am depressed Pineapple slick This does not help I do not like omegaverse

Tom: Is [my love life] really blissful? Charlie: So you have chosen...death

@axethannanth

3 жыл бұрын

e

@jerg2099

3 жыл бұрын

e

@Hutch2Much

3 жыл бұрын

i’m breaking this chain before it even begins

@justaperson8381

3 жыл бұрын

Beginning a new chain: F

@ThePolecatProcess

3 жыл бұрын

@@justaperson8381 G

"A career that isn't easy to explain to a hairdresser" Ah, so that's why you picked a mum who is a hairdresser

@ThatCoalSoul

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think you can ever pick your parents ...unless a divorce happens.

@cammarc

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThatCoalSoul Nah, he adopted his parents

Alternate title: Tom searches desperately for any evidence that the human race isn’t doomed and fails

@zanethezaniest274

3 жыл бұрын

ColdErratic I blame BuzzFeed

@secretname2670

3 жыл бұрын

@@zanethezaniest274 i blame the furries

@landon5435

3 жыл бұрын

@@secretname2670 I blame Jake paul like every other human

@destroyer5453

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone that searches for that will fail. We basically reached the end at this point.

@epicsandvich014

3 жыл бұрын

I also blame the furries

8:20 I love how he said "I hate the smell of vanilla" as if he was a news reporter

@jasonsorin1021

3 жыл бұрын

And in other news...

Rik cameo at 6:12

@StormylionX

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hey Eddie

@microTrash28

3 жыл бұрын

Greetings, father human.

@eddiemate

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Eddie.

@ians4564

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Eddie, hope you're ok and keeping well!

@Isellsimpsandsimpaccessories

3 жыл бұрын

He knew Tom is going to the doghouse after that.

I too like to party WITH MILK

@yeet12937

3 жыл бұрын

Yes owo

@foodynooby

3 жыл бұрын

question is, where does the "milk" come from?

@cat157

3 жыл бұрын

OwO *notices your bulgy wulgy*

@ThatCoalSoul

3 жыл бұрын

* to *.

@HIKKO_AU

3 жыл бұрын

Probably because your a cat

I love that Charlie’s just getting dragged more and more into this

"I absolutely learnt nothing about myself" : Tom already forgot all the shade that vegetarian pizza threw at him. Classic denial.

“Nah, it’s cottagecore” Tom when we’re you planning on telling us you’re a lesbian

I know she doesn't like to be on camera but my goodness I adore Charlie being in your videos even if it's just as a voice. Her laugh is infectious and the omegaverse bit had me rolling with laughter.

wait, getting one inch shorter is great! 5'9"= 60"+9" _nice_

@kgu1735

3 жыл бұрын

What units are those?

@reimiei1497

3 жыл бұрын

@@kgu1735 ' is foot, and " is inches

@kgu1735

3 жыл бұрын

@@reimiei1497 ah ok, thanks

@LiamPlaysGamez

3 жыл бұрын

5'8" 4'20" Me is 6'

@dontspikemydrink9382

3 жыл бұрын

@@reimiei1497 so sad you had to cut of people's feet to measure stuff

When it goes back to the three lads, I’m gonna miss Charlie giggling whenever Tom comes across a romantic question or discovery.

"i have a good nose" "i hate the smell of vanilla" bruh how

Tom: *chooses pineapples on the omegaverse quiz* Me: *intenss breathing*

@crazedrambling16

3 жыл бұрын

You'd be surprised on how much pineapples are mentioned in those fics. **(don't ask how I know)**

@lionbone.s

3 жыл бұрын

A Simple Artist Ver. 2 that’s ridiculous lmao 😭

@xJonnaax

3 жыл бұрын

i ffing hate pineapple.

Oh my god, that entire relationship part had me in stiches. That was just tom moments away from death

The omegaverse quiz sounds like it was made by a 13 yr old

@crazedrambling16

3 жыл бұрын

No. Not a 13 year old. A 9 year old.

@Blue-rx5qn

3 жыл бұрын

Most likely

@ratsmackerpoundcoin

3 жыл бұрын

Probably was

Elliott: how many zoom cuts do want tom? Tom: yes.

Fun Fact: Buzzfeed has had such huge budget cuts that its moments away from death.

@rhylanlucas_professional

3 жыл бұрын

Wait like actually?? 🙃😅

@barackobama6858

3 жыл бұрын

Finally

@ThomasTheDownEngine

3 жыл бұрын

thanks for the update

@Doge-lb8dq

3 жыл бұрын

My birthday wish is coming true

@Shadamyfan-rs8xc

3 жыл бұрын

The only thing I like from Buzzfeed anymore is "Mom in Progress".

When you realize everyone has been inside for the half of 2020

@danilogondim9300

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone?

@WhaleManMan

3 жыл бұрын

You guys know there are places to go outside that don't have people in them right?

@cakeisthebestintheworld

3 жыл бұрын

bold of you to assume that i was ever outside for anything other than school

@seben9760

3 жыл бұрын

@@danilogondim9300 i guess most people

@thenord3285

3 жыл бұрын

It's been more than half

Charlie definitely enjoyed watching Tom take these quizzes more than Tom enjoyed talking them.

If you even do another asdfmovie you should put the (“you like to party?” “No.” “Do you like to party with milk?” “Heck yeah”)

Charlie as a giggling presence in the background certainly added extra laughs to the video.

The illuminati shirt oof

Ed, edd and eddy Tom: *That was close*

@dreamlandbuds7710

3 жыл бұрын

*fan service 2 flashbacks*

Uhh, HELP I CANT STOP STARING AT THE SHIRT TOM IS WEARING AHHHHHHHH

Hey you, his name is Thomas 'TomSka' Ridgewell, and welcome back to CONTENT!

Tomska in another universe where the answer to every question is bees: "who's your girlfriend tom?"

This is proof anything can age poorly. And it's just the shirt

6:22 "It *was* blissful." Emphasis on the word was.

Tom should probably tell Uber drivers and Hair dressers that he is a comedian.

I loved it when tom said "is it really blissful" and charlie said "what the f#ck

The moment you realize you are a vegetarian pizza: 7:42

I took the pizza quiz and it turns out I’m that drugged pizza you bought at that shady shop in Brooklyn.

@jasonsorin1021

3 жыл бұрын

The one that was boarded up afterwards and you get a wish? Pizza is weird.

I'm thinking of having one of those milk parties... Anyone up for it? MELK.

@rasberryjam161

3 жыл бұрын

MALK

@emmettspeaks

3 жыл бұрын

After quarantine is over sure

@PupRiku

3 жыл бұрын

@@emmettspeaks Virtual Milk Party.

@bethdavies2425

3 жыл бұрын

You better invite me

@verticalkoala1264

7 ай бұрын

​@@rasberryjam161MILT

Hi Tom! We met at playlist live DC a couple years ago, I was the girl looking for Mikey bolts! Over the next couple days we had become pretty okay con-friends and I just wanted to let you know that I love you and that I hope you’re doing okay! I think you’re absolutely hysterical and although my opinion doesn’t matter much you’ve slowly become my favorite KZreadr and I hope you know that I’d be on the hunt to give you the biggest hug ever if I’m ever given the chance again 💕 oh also you called me “buddy” the whole time which probably wasn’t special to me but it made me feel really special during a tough time in my life so thank you

I love that Charlie's just ripping on him with each laugh

Tom:Realizes he's chocolate milk Tom: *YES* Tom: Realizes he's vegetarian pizza Tom: I hate my life

"I never thought I'd click a supernatural gif by choice" same bud, same

Charlie's laughter in the background is my favorite part of this video because SAME!

Ed, edd and eddy shows up. Tom: oh dear, to close.

I goddamn love that moment where Tom realises he's a vegetarian pizza. The slow, creeping revelation washing over him is the funniest moment of #content thus far X'D

Tom: I fear no man but that thing *Live studio miskito* Tom: it scares me

Well of course they are, pizzas don’t have points. They’re circles.

Charlie's giggling gives me life. If she stops. I die

Hearing Charlie in the background of the omegaverse test - and the amount you asked her what it was. I'm dying

Charlie is just having the Best time

4:19 *that was close*

During the omegaverse quiz my SO was Tom and I'm Charlie, I was cackling as much as she was whilst my wifey was dying inside 😂

I love how Tom is wearing an iilluminaughtii shirt.

@IronGirlGrace

3 жыл бұрын

I just noticed that

@shorhex

2 жыл бұрын

Me too lol

yes i like to party

@Ratatoothie

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@LilyyIslaa

3 жыл бұрын

Same dude. But only with milk.

@Char13y

3 жыл бұрын

@@LilyyIslaa good milk is good i love milk

@LilyyIslaa

3 жыл бұрын

@@Char13y milk is very good yes :D

@adamkarnik5327

3 жыл бұрын

@@Char13y He needs some Milk!!

Do you like to party? Tom: no Do you like to party with milk? Tom: Heck Yeah Milk Gang approves

"I am a vegetarian pizza..." -Thomas "Tomska" Ridgewell, 2020

the last time I watched The Bee Movie, my friends and I kept yelling "SIMP" whenever Barry and Vanessa were on screen together. Good times.

"Do you like to potty" British accents

@hoodlumscraggy1801

3 жыл бұрын

He actually says the R in party but he said it kinda lightly so you can’t really hear it so it sounds like “potty”

@thesaltiestspoon

3 жыл бұрын

@@hoodlumscraggy1801 yeah. I know.

"Raven!" Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.

@jasonsorin1021

3 жыл бұрын

I respect that you don't like waifus. Please respect that I don't like fake waifus. Terra FTW.

What type of pizza are you? Me:P I n e a p p l e .

Tom has never been more relatable than saying "oh who am I kidding its cottagecore"

2:02 "I can smell the sun" - Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell 2020

"Italian" desserts, including classics like: cheesecake, Sundae (yep Italian word), chocolate, Crêpes and Apple crumble Right after some french main courses like: Bolognese, Burger, roast pork and Borscht.

@gero693

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe i'm stupid but i didn't understand your comment

@jasonsorin1021

3 жыл бұрын

Borscht, comrades! Borscht for everyone! Mamma Mia!

Charlie's "What the fuck does that mean?!" absolutely killed me XD

2:48 MY MAN 🤝 tom a real one

That illuminaughty shirt aged like milk in the sun

@Kingdomheatsox2

7 ай бұрын

It’s not her merch, it’s a shirt made by acroscigno

We need more contents with charlie just giggling, it's so adorable

Charlie's excitement at omegaverse is life.

6:08 Tom: It's not non-existent, but it isn't really blissful. *You have 5 seconds to live.*

Charlie has the most contagious laugh omg 🤣🤣

Tom making that mistake with the blissful comment 😂

"Do you like your nose?" We hang out a lot, but we don't talk. That is one of the best jokes I've ever heard

*"How much milk could a milk chug chug if a milk chug could chug milk, the question of a generation"* - Thomas "Thomska" Ridgewell

Hi Thomas Tomska Ridgewell, it's great to see you.

8:39 is when I started tearing up

Everybody: where did your soul go? Tom: it fell in the hole

IM A TRANS, AND I HAVE MY I LIKE TRANS SHIRT. IM A HAPPY BOIIIIII. also charlie is perfect for every answer she gave. 10/10 couple goals.

Simple, Tom. When someone asks what you do for a living, just tell them you're an "entertainer."

Saitama: "There's a mosquito in the room. Send help"

Tom learning about Omegaverse is possibly the funniest thing to happen this decade.

I love and hate knowing all the omegaverse terms and watching him suffer

2:41 **laughs in gay**

‘What! I don’t wanna be sensitive anymore!’ *proceeds to cuss out a quiz about pizza*

The quote the speaks best to me is: “All war is deception” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.

“Sometimes I put a little bit of soap on the stinky bits” is my new motto

6:35 büter

Thumbnail: what type of pizza are you? Me: give me one, and I'll eat the rest. Wow, I really want pizza now.

You will never run out of ideas for content, im thankful for that

“What best describes me ‘in NEW KFC BISCUITS’” nice ad placement

That Illiminaughti tee-shirt has aged like a rotting fish.

@MarvelMPH

3 ай бұрын

It's not illuminaughty though because the character on it has a gold pyramid head whereas she had a green triangle head. Illuminaughty's avatar also wore more covering clothes than than the character on the tee

@incoherentthoughts420

3 ай бұрын

aged like milk, you could say

2:14 I think that I would be around a Lambda (Ha, Greek Alphabet joke)

@PxPtheBook

Жыл бұрын

(Another Greek Alphabet joke in the form of a pun)

Her laughing in the background is gold

You’ve been put on this earth to make people laugh and help us take our minds off the shitty stuff and we appreciate it so much

3:38 she be that cursed meme door. If you know you know z.z

6:05 Tom knew he fucked up

"You arw overwhelmingly sexy...." *cackling laughter in the background*

I am in stitches, this is so hilarious.