Ryder saying "I'm a motherfucking genius" before flipping his boat and drowning himself has gotta be the perfect metaphor for Rockstar releasing this shit like this.

@HotRod67877

2 жыл бұрын

Okay that part was funny in my opinion but I completely understand yeah the game is messed up

@Mr-Green0

2 жыл бұрын

23:16 Now that's perfectly timing.

@5689i

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, without the genius part.

@jerrybob7878

2 жыл бұрын

@@5689i "I'm a motherfucking"

@ONYXPROJ3CT666

2 жыл бұрын

ikr

Charlie Murphy, who voiced Jizzy B, said that his kids liked doing this mission because they were able to get out any frustrations they had when they were mad at their dad by killing his character lol.

@yudhabagaskara98

2 жыл бұрын

God rest his soul

@J.CashDro

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I knew tht was Charlie

@kyeresmith7772

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh that aint healthy💀

@Agent_Ness2.0

2 жыл бұрын

oof

@CoreyDuhSavage

2 жыл бұрын

@@kyeresmith7772 better than not having a dad at all like u haha.

Alternative title for the entire series: "I played gta san andreas: The Definitive Edition so you don't have to"

@vhamer123

2 жыл бұрын

Zan man

@aaron_aj_knight_95

2 жыл бұрын

I think I'll stick to my PS3 copy THAT ACTUALLY WORKS.

@maddrhymes

2 жыл бұрын

@@vhamer123 didn't really meant to go for the zan man reference but close enough lmao

@somedudenameddes0121

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaron_aj_knight_95 my ps3 copy doesn't even work though, it stops when you kill officer Pulaski and save that lawyer guy from Caligulas casino Edit: I just had to do the airbase missions, I finished the game.

@POPCATthe3rd

2 жыл бұрын

@@somedudenameddes0121better than DF at least

That moment where CJ rocketed himself to the island was probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in this game, funnier than the things that were supposed to be funny. Even professional didn’t seem angry; it looked like he was laughing like I was.

@gregory7320

2 жыл бұрын

21:42 it looked like lemon got on his eyes

@Manic_Panic

2 жыл бұрын

It seems like it's remnants from the framerate glitches. None of them were fixed. CJ's slow swimming is another issue but no problem there since Ryder did the job on his own!

@ThatGuySarabia

2 жыл бұрын

I fucking died at that part lol

@ashhabimran239

Жыл бұрын

@@Manic_Panic If you've seen SSoHPKC's playthrough, you'll remember his greatest enemy, the frame limiter lol

“Rockstars too cheap to renew the license” 🤣🤣🤣

@capitalistpig8956

2 жыл бұрын

Funny but at the same time big facts 😂

@MisterPrince01

2 жыл бұрын

Smh

@murkdsgameplay3958

2 жыл бұрын

Blame the Democrats

@aldovk6681

2 жыл бұрын

@@murkdsgameplay3958 I mean they're to blame for a tot of shit... but SA isn't one of them lmao

@jasonashley9853

2 жыл бұрын

@@murkdsgameplay3958 found the guy that's ruining this country by turning everything political. I'm sure you've got a big sign in your yard too.

“this moment was almost ruined by the glitches” *10 seconds later*😍 21:37

@sriprakash7245

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@AyooMuzz

2 жыл бұрын

HE SAID WHAT THE HELL!!?😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😳😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

@axelcordova8262

2 жыл бұрын

Somebody clip that moment, please.

@pyr1412

2 жыл бұрын

@@axelcordova8262 don’t forget the curb your enthusiasm music 😄🤣

@Revoknight99

2 жыл бұрын

Thats one of those clips that broke professional XD

23:21 The game was generous enough to finish the mission by itself.

@ian1231100

2 жыл бұрын

Ryder: I'm a genius! Also Ryder:

I know you were tired of the glitches but 21:34 had me in tears.

@Vipox92

2 жыл бұрын

I nearly puked from laughing so hard

@n7kie269

2 жыл бұрын

The game was listening and didn't like what it heard

@AnmicJ

2 жыл бұрын

Glitch-o-mania is running wild

@columnedfox5508

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vipox92 i guess thats one way to get a cross the map quickly XD 🤣🤣🤣

@fordevoGAME

2 жыл бұрын

The game said "Really? You wanna chat shut? Okay."

21:36 CJ wanted to see if he could fly without the jetpack that part was like something from Flyingkitty.

@zepolinoy3143

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂

@jrt2792

2 жыл бұрын

The Professional: Climbing over railing. Game: *YEET*

@carlosrz_7

2 жыл бұрын

Dude I was laughing so hard hahahaha

@og_3rd_st_saint_gat

2 жыл бұрын

Flyingkitty is a good KZreadr ngl

@godzchild6733

2 жыл бұрын

You mean the 30 sec. Speedrun video?

18:10 “Okay, now it’s working correctly!” That one NPC belly flops I can’t 🤣

@oui2611

Жыл бұрын

thats my guy woozie

Pro: “You don’t even have to chase Ryder, you can just snipe him from here. But we will chase him.” Game: “As you wish.”

The wasted screen was RUINED by the red screen with the blood splatter, and not using the same font as "San Andreas" for "Wasted". This wasted screen is also in 3 and Vice City definitive edition.

@og_3rd_st_saint_gat

2 жыл бұрын

I was confused why that happened

@Poptart21000

2 жыл бұрын

When I first saw the “new” wasted screen, I was convinced I was seeing a crappy mod, and surely not an ACTUAL official product.

@DHCNetwork06

2 жыл бұрын

Thank goodness I didn't buy it. I'm happy with the originals

@rogueraccoon1840

2 жыл бұрын

@@Poptart21000 I thought my game was haunted or something cause I played it at night and it looked very creepy to me man

@hybridAbsol

2 жыл бұрын

@@rogueraccoon1840 lmao

5:50 your reaction is priceless lol

And they are not Fixing anything until they make sure the GTAO update is a succes

@shahaffiq5860

2 жыл бұрын

Also upcoming dlc on gta online

@carlosrz_7

2 жыл бұрын

@@shahaffiq5860 that is what im talking about

@lenol0315

2 жыл бұрын

and red dead online ignored :(

@yourstruly9879

2 жыл бұрын

I actually heard from Tez there’s going to be a delay on the online updates so they can fix these issues

@justincolon6318

2 жыл бұрын

False both gtao and rdo got delayed to fix these games.

Ryder: “I’m a motherfucking genius” also Ryder: 23:21

@HotRod67877

2 жыл бұрын

Okay to be fair was kind of funny

@InternetMouse

2 жыл бұрын

Interlecht 100

@randomwolvesfan1857

2 жыл бұрын

@@InternetMouse E is Berry Smort

@MisterPrince01

2 жыл бұрын

Too much pcp

@columnedfox5508

2 жыл бұрын

@@HotRod67877 i'd be very surprised if theres memes of this in the future

"We are good by nature but corrupted by GTA Definitive Edition" - Jean -Jacques Rousseau. We can see in the thumbnail the image of the most genuine rage, The one that inspired the creation of The Fallen Angel, the painting.

@Mortfb

2 жыл бұрын

Preach the good word sir

@IAMSAINTVEGAS

2 жыл бұрын

Damn this shit getting deep

@jahimuddin2306

2 жыл бұрын

Man woke up and chose facts.

@MisterPrince01

2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

The Definitive Edition could've been so good What a horribly disappointing waste

@shahaffiq5860

2 жыл бұрын

Really disappointed

@hanrenchou128

2 жыл бұрын

Me either

@charlesdwayne2196

2 жыл бұрын

@ImYourPapi Switch is worse

@speedox1.0

2 жыл бұрын

@ImYourPapi I heard the Switch version actually had even more glitches than other versions. Are you sure you weren't just lucky ?

@MahmWithThePlan

2 жыл бұрын

@ImYourPapi lmao the Switch version is the worst one, can't even do 1080p at 30fps on a console with a mobile phone processor, absolutely shameful!

5:50 this is also present in the 10th anniversary edition. Jizzy runs to the car even if it's drowned in the water and as the phone ends up in the water the game thinks it's been 'blown up'

@RosyMiranto

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, logically a phone like that in the 90s is certainly not waterproof so it wouldn't work underwater anyway. But if it works in the original then...

@luko177

2 жыл бұрын

@@RosyMiranto in the original if you destroyed his car he would steal a pizza scooter and then you’d chase him on that it’s meant to make the mission easier

@ernesto2622

2 жыл бұрын

on the switch it works

@chrismon911

2 жыл бұрын

You can still get the pizza scooter scene if you actually destroy his car. Still total bullshit that this bug even exists.

@TrickyMario7654

2 жыл бұрын

It happened to me as well when I was playing the original version of the game on PC. I guess the glitch has always been present in the game.

21:37 IMO the most funniest part in this video 😂

@armandoluiscaldas2858

2 жыл бұрын

15:45 was pretty funny as well cuz of his reaction.

@DaniloRSilva-hh8md

2 жыл бұрын

That was Ryder using the Force to pull and kill CJ.not only Ryder is a kung fu master.but he's a Sith Lord? Darth Ryder.

@AverageAlien

2 жыл бұрын

This new youtube update is so shit. The pointless garbage they change just to justify their paychecks, insane. What is the point of a profile pic, IF YOU CANT FUCKIN SEE THEM WITHOUT A MICROSCOPE?

@gumi8825

Жыл бұрын

Couldn't stop laughing as well 🤣

I love how Pier 69 is one of the most important missions in the game, then Grove Street Games ruined it.

21:35 Weirdest glitch I have ever seen!

@columnedfox5508

2 жыл бұрын

i've been playing gta sa on both PS2 and ps3 for a few years now.. and i've never once had that happen to me

@DaniloRSilva-hh8md

2 жыл бұрын

That's no glitch.its just Darth Ryder using the Force. So I guess Big Smoke is the new Palpatine.lol.

GTA definitive edition finally broke The Professional, these glitches are awful but are really funny to watch. Also you can get the alternate cutscene with jizzy but you have to destroy the limo next to his car.

@micahhill4786

2 жыл бұрын

It’s like he’s playing with a mess up disk on a ps2 there are so many glitches.🤦‍♂️

@mohamedazaanthamheedh6467

2 жыл бұрын

He knows

@Mewtwo_150

Жыл бұрын

@@micahhill4786 This was present with the original version. So of course it's going to appear again, he did it incorrectly. (you're supposed to blow it up)

21:35 I spit my drink from laughing 🤣

“this moment was almost ruined by the glitches” Famous last words.

“Grove st games really messed up with this” -The Professional 😆😂😂😂

@sharp7079

2 жыл бұрын

Understatement of the century

@bloomwinx2259

Жыл бұрын

Rockstar.

21:37 Ryder learned the force apparently

To avoid this glitch, just pop all 4 tires before entering the club. Jizzy will spin out constantly and be easy to corner and snatch out of the vehicle.

@PGHLFan399

Жыл бұрын

And shoot his car 5 times then it will be easier to shoot his car and get him out of the car

15:47 Definitive Edition Fanboy: "It's not a big deal. Just skip the cutscene." Honestly, I'm surprised that some people have the audacity to defend this remaster. I can understand some people defending Cyberpunk or any of the overhyped games released during the last decade because they were brand new games (some of them were new IPs), but this is just unacceptable.

@TJWALKERWRESTLING

2 жыл бұрын

I like the graphics and cars look cool, but the rest is so glitchy ha

@10yearsinthejoint363

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the Trevor Philips on a Strange man video

@Aester

2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe this embarassment of a remaster even have fans.

@darrenjulian

2 жыл бұрын

Imo, Cyberpunk is still terrible, but this.... I don't know what to say..

@Philly573

2 жыл бұрын

There is no excuse for why this game is unplayable, if they can make gta 5 and that has no bugs or glitches (bare I mind that game came out in 2013), there's no reason why this game is this broken, for rockstar this game should of been perfect coz there's not that much detail

It really sucks that glitches like this are ruining the experience for everyone. I played through all 3 on switch and was lucky enough not to run into a single glitch somehow, however I had to deal with bad performance and fps drops. I really hope rockstar can fix these games.

@saintkie1588

2 жыл бұрын

I've not encounted any on the console in my experience

@EggBlunt

2 жыл бұрын

@@saintkie1588 same here

Poor Professional looks so done in the thumbnail.

@themango9145

2 жыл бұрын

Not just him the entire community

@columnedfox5508

2 жыл бұрын

@@themango9145 i swear.. if rockstar is going to be like this with future games.. where we have to put up with more glitches than the story lines.. Well who knows.. everybody may end up giving up playing all of the games rockstar games and take2 release in the future..

@hybridAbsol

2 жыл бұрын

He looked like he tasted something bad XD

@justinportillo3996

2 жыл бұрын

@@columnedfox5508 I like the fact that they trash talk cyberpunk for being a buggy ass game while they too also produced a buggy ass game so in short rockstar is a massive hypocrite

@CallMeElwis94

2 жыл бұрын

@@justinportillo3996 At least Cyberpunk is mostly correctly working game which you can get some enjoyment out of. Can't be said the same about this defective trilogy.

This has got to be the funniest TheProfessional video I've seen.

@senseimourgi676

2 жыл бұрын

true

21:34 the best moment in the whole video 😭💀💀💀 “This moment was almost ruined by the glitches”

I'm really disappointed that rockstar had the nerve to charge us all 60$ for this mess.

@columnedfox5508

2 жыл бұрын

Rockstar games has totally lost it in 2021.. they can't even remaster the classics anymore.. this is why i don't or ever plan on buying the definitive edition or should i call it the definitive of Glitches edition of GTA if they think they can charge us 60$ for a glitchy game.. they're going to regret it later on....

@vhamer123

2 жыл бұрын

Nah never bought this version, definitely not buying it now cuz of their audacity with what they did with this release

@columnedfox5508

2 жыл бұрын

@@vhamer123 rockstar games or whoever made this game.. rushed it without checking it over for the glitches.. this was basically a rush job

@TopDawgGamingOffical

2 жыл бұрын

@@columnedfox5508 it’s like they played the first mission of the game and said it’s good to go

@columnedfox5508

2 жыл бұрын

@@TopDawgGamingOffical i've watched the the modded versions of gta and definitive edition recently and the modded versions are nowhere as bad as the definitive edition.. and if rockstar games or grove street games think the definitive edition is worth 60$USD or 44£UK they need to think again....

This definitive edition makes the Mafia trilogy remaster look top quality

@pyr1412

2 жыл бұрын

Mafia 1 was remade really well

@CptnWolfe

2 жыл бұрын

@@pyr1412 i know, I was referring to Mafia 2

@justinportillo3996

2 жыл бұрын

@@CptnWolfe mafia 2 definitive was pretty garbage but at least the glitches weren’t big but just funny and they barely happen

@ryanswift128

2 жыл бұрын

@@justinportillo3996 a few audio issues like music playing after a chapter eas completed and the lights glitching to blind your route forward

@ryanswift128

2 жыл бұрын

@@justinportillo3996 but it worked good and at least it gave me the opportunity to do the Jimmy dlcs so win win

There’s already hours of glitch/ bug compilations so I’m not surprised that happened 😂

Man i was drinking something when 21:36 happened and my drink went all down the wrong pipe I don't think I've ever laughed and coughed at the same time i guess you could say this game almost killed me, man professional you have even more of my respect to keep playing this i honestly wouldn't blame you if you wanted to stop. Also R.I.P jizzy on pizza scooter cutscene i guess.

@gumi8825

Жыл бұрын

Couldn't stop laughing as well🤣

"Hood Took Me Under" wasn't removed due to music licensing in this version though? Weird how it didn't play in the club during the mission

@TheHardcoreGamer1

2 жыл бұрын

It's most likely a glitch so r* still f*cked up either way lol

Ryder: "I'm a motherfucking genius" Also Ryder: *Forgets how to swim and drowned himself*

@bloomwinx2259

Жыл бұрын

Definitive edition.

Ryder: IM A MF GENIUS Also Ryder: *boats get flipped over*

“What the hell?!” That killed me 😂 I’m in tears

5:51 Blow up his phone? The guy disappeared and the game thinks he died from a random explosion?!

@melinuevaera

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@sreenaths6829

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't he supposed to jack a pizza scooter and escape when his car was already destroyed or dumped in the water?

@justaddressmeasking6625

2 жыл бұрын

@@sreenaths6829 Yes

@PGHLFan399

Жыл бұрын

His car has to go really deep in the water Once you drive it in the water, wait for it to submerge completely in the water

21:36 that was the most hilarious glitch ive ever seen in a video game 😆

“Where’d you get that ? Same place I buy my pants homes this is America” years later we can ibuy pants In ammunition. 😂🔥

15:33 glitch had me dying 😂

@gumi8825

Жыл бұрын

Couldn't stop laughing as well🤣

@pepijn23

Жыл бұрын

You mean at 21:35

I'm sorry, Professional, but at 21:36 I just could not stop laughing!

Actually, in reality, in order for suppressors and silencers to be truly effective, you need subsonic ammo as well. Which essentially means it fires at a lower velocity so as to not break the sound barrier. So technically it would be different ammo, albeit the same caliber.

DEFINITIVE. EDITION. EVERYONE Requesting to show the alternative scenes for the mission Don Peyote. To show these just take your time driving them to the snake farm. For a safe drive I usually drive around on the airplane junkyard runway until Kent Paul has to puke, and then Macker has to piss. Chosing whether or not to pull over will give a different outcome for each.

The OG San Andreas Will always be king

The NPC's they wouldn't move that's just ridiculous that they would even drop the game with these bugs. You really shouldn't have to restart your game for it to work normally and change your setting. @TheProfessional What's your thoughts on the bugs & Glitches on GTA SA Definitive Edition?

@spitz5183

2 жыл бұрын

Just a quick cash grab.

@PotatisPolisen

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think they even tested it at all, probably just copy/paste the ios version and change the graphics and then release. Boom! Profit!

@jojoa694

2 жыл бұрын

@ShevNR They definitely did not test the game and just let GSG go crazy

23:16 Ryder I’m a genius Also Ryder: crashes the boat like a drunk guy

@ChrisTX60

2 жыл бұрын

i mean ryder did seem like he was on something during that scene

@og_3rd_st_saint_gat

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisTX60 true

@ShiroyashaVince

2 жыл бұрын

I literally joked about him flipping his boat cause when he went up to that little hill i said imagine he flips AND HE ACTUALLY DID I WAS LIKE BRUH SERIOUSLY NOO 😂

@bacd-nn2lg

2 жыл бұрын

The true geniuses are people like me who didn't buy those games, and just stuck to the original once. This is not even funny because those people who didn't buy this game were a potential customers that would buy it out of nostalgia, and those who bought just got rob for 60 dollars.

Your reaction to the glitches are hilarious hahahaha

Not having the fog really exposes the map of the game.

@senseimourgi676

2 жыл бұрын

never knew San Andreas looked so small

Damn at least on PC modders are still doing their best to patch out the things Grove Shit Games failed to.

@BloodRaven429

2 жыл бұрын

call them Ballas Games

@PGHLFan399

Жыл бұрын

Those PC modders should be the real Grove Street Games

21:35 CJ couldn’t wait to kill Ryder

15:22 did some you guys noticed the bloodpool glitch? 23:22 Ryder: I'm a motherfucking Genius 29:55 that was the last time they mention Ryder and CJ didn't say nothing about this to Sweet like he never exist. 31:21 okay after that animation it got glitched 33:55 the best line of the Professional

The cash is leaving los santos again

@theprofessional155

Жыл бұрын

I have a video coming out on that mission it’s really annoying .

5:50 It did the same to me & 21:37 I Didn’t Experience That But I Do Believe They Messed Up The AI Cause Sometimes They’ll Just Sit There & Do Nothing.

3:35 if crackrockstar sees this all you had to do was to pay for the music

Id love to see someone post a whole collection of all the bugs and disasters in this game and have the video called made by rockstars finest quality

21:36 proves that Ryder was a genius after all. His mind was so powerful that he could effortlessly kill CJ by telekinetically throwing him across the map.

I'm sorry for laughing, but this video is incredible. I nearly shat myself when CJ got glitch-launched onto the island and died. More glitch videos, please.

I think the jizzy glitch happened because you put the car in the water and it would still register as intact in the game. The A.I (jizzy) would run for the car in the shallow water and the phone would be destroyed in the water as a result. My theory at least.

@justaddressmeasking6625

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds plausible.... Yea he needed to put the car in deeper water.

@ryannoneofyourbusiness9692

2 жыл бұрын

Grove Street Games Boi

@cerobathetalllady

Жыл бұрын

After you drive Jizzy's car into the water, don't exit it instantly, but just wait until the engine breaks (lights turned off).

@WakanaGojoAE86

6 ай бұрын

​@@cerobathetallladythat's not a problem in the original game. You can go back and see Professional's playthrough of the og where he did the exact same thing. The problem is GSG is just too lazy and incompetent of a game development company. It's almost kind of baffling how R* gave them a second chance after they had ruined the very same games when porting them on mobile and later rebranding that mobile port as a remastered console release.

You should give CJ the "Cesar and Stache".

28:14 Wait? Wasnt there supposed to be more than one lump of cash, theres supposed to be a heap of cash on that table.

@wolfgangbloodymeatsack1687

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I know, it would have been funnier if there was a open bag of doritos and a half drank Pepsi next to it

They annoy us too professional 🤣😂

(sees the thumbnail) Of course! "The Glitch Edition" would be more accurate.

Just discovered your channel yesterday and was skipping through some videos. Literally watched where you did this mission 10 months ago TODAY! And now I get to see it again remastered! Perfect timing!

CJ was like: Gotta blast!

@itsdokko2990

2 жыл бұрын

new speedrun strats right there holmes!

@nai-tube9262

2 жыл бұрын

@@itsdokko2990 i read that in Caesar's voice LOL

The same thing happened to me. I only knew about that alternate cut scene for that mission bc of your video and was wanted to try it for myself. This game is broken lol. I restarted and shot out all of Jizzy's Car's tires to make it easy. Honestly if I wasn't playing this game through nostalgia goggles I would have been rage quit this. The jankiness really shows up when you get to San Ferro. No way anyone who did not play the original would like this game with all the glitches.

@TrickyMario7654

2 жыл бұрын

I had the same thing happen to me in the original version of the game.

Can't wait to see the glitches during the chaos period after Tempenny walks free 🤣🤣

I'm I the only one who's surprised Ryder drowns to death after it showing he can swim? 🤣🤣

21:24 i'm pretty sure he's still laughing over it just like i am doing now 😂😂 This part made me cry ahahah I thought you were using the no clip with the trainer instead it was a glitch 😂😂

21:35 Greatest moment in the history of this channel 🤣

You can still trigger the alternative cutscene if you blow his car up instead of driving it in the water. Worked for me at least but still bullshit none the less

21:36 What was that?! Why did CJ flew off like if he's an Angry Bird?!

@devangnivatkar2649

2 жыл бұрын

There was a super magnet on the island, it attracted the sniper rifle /s

@DaniloRSilva-hh8md

2 жыл бұрын

Because Darth Ryder is using the Force to pull and kill CJ. A powerful Sith Ryder has become.

Those glitches basically ruined one of the best GTA missions ever

21:30 The Professional: “these glitches almost ruined it for me. But We’re gonna chase him…WHAT THE HELL?!” Me: OK. dude I’m sorry the glitches are messing with you but your reaction was really funny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

15:35 The dead look on Pro's face sums up Rockstar's 2021 fan base in a nutshell. (Insert dial up internet sounds here)

@walcodebruyn2135

2 жыл бұрын

Was about to comment this, it's so sad.

@TheSeventhDeadlyMatador

2 жыл бұрын

@@walcodebruyn2135 I know dude, I'm not even playing and it hurt's to watch.

Thanks for making my night. Had a headache, due to stress, but watching this made me laugh and forget about it and what do you know? The headache is gone now. You the man ‘Fesh

21:32 it’s a pretty good summary of this game

13:08 Reminds me of the first Thomas episode when they just looked

0:31 Ice cold killa 11:22 pier 69 24:29 toreno’s last fight 28:03 yay ka boom boom

Love the honesty of your reaction at finally having enough

At 5:46 lol jizzy be like if I can't have the phone, cj can't have it neither 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

21:32 sanic 😭 23:15 ima a genius. I don’t want to be in this travesty anymore. Kills self. 😂

Glitches/Bugs in this episode: Driving Jizzys car into the water causes mission fail in Ice Cold Killer. Jizzys Bodyguard will stay in the car after the mission, both fail or success from Ice Cold Killer, even if the car is underwater. Cutscenes animations don't Play in Pier 69 NPCs on the rooftop don't shoot each other in Pier 69 Cutscenes break entirely in Pier 69 CJ can get launched long distances at high velocities. Ryder has terrible pathing and kills himself in Pier 69 Invisible objects preventing mission progress in Yay Ka-Boom-Boom

7:00 seeing the passenger just vibing underwater and then ten seconds later firing from underneath was definitely funny

Dude, I never would've thought to destroy Jizzy's car so he can't escape. Love the videos, BTW!

San Andreas Definitive Edition makes the PS3,360 and Mobile Remaster look like a masterpiece just by the way it plays

@ninjafrog6966

2 жыл бұрын

*defective edition*

The Glitch with Jizzy if you drive the boat in to the water is in the OG Steam version too

21:36 is great because it's also followed up with a random quote from an NPC "Oh now I only have 12 cars." 😂

"Carl, it's Woozie. I've got some glitches for ya."

This game is a perfect example of “If you want something done right do it yourself”

33:38 Man just yeets out of existence 🤣

21:36 at this point, my brain stopped functioning for 5 seconds after seeing this glitch

Man Cj took learning the fly seriously. Love the video

Actually, the glitch with Jizzy’s car was present in the original version of San Andreas. I had it happen to me when I was playing the game recently.

@TrickyMario7654

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigdawgc No, I have the 2.0 PC version of the game.

His reaction in the thumbnail says it all

seeing professional's expression after getting glitch killed that ryder mission broke my heart, its hard to see something you love "remastered" so carelessly, at least we'll always have the original

I’m pretty sure we all had the same question as to why the silenced 9mm replaced the regular but the reason is the silent version uses a special type called “Sub Sonic” 1:55