Big Smoke lecturing CJ about the Gym is hilarious.🤣😂

@petefunk

Жыл бұрын

The nerve on that mothasucka

@firstescobar6863

Жыл бұрын

He's got the audacity to tell CJ to hit the gym 😂🤣😁

@Gladki_Lucas

Жыл бұрын

There can be only one fat boy

@medicindisquise4271

Жыл бұрын

We all knew a guy like Big Smoke. "No disrespect or anything, but you gotta hit the gym man!"

@thomas_asunto

Жыл бұрын

The Biggest Joke: I'm big boned and I'm still an Athlete

18:14 "you so fat you jump in the air and you got stuck"💀

@ex_p767

Жыл бұрын

The orange "12" man is real king of roasting😂🤣

@barrysmith6595

3 ай бұрын

When I heard that all I said was damn.😂

I feel foolish for think this was a 30 minute deep dive into the difference between Slim, Muscular, and Fat CJ

@jojothenoble1

7 ай бұрын

Don't be, this game was THAT detailed

18 year old and 4 Gens ago and the game still hits harder than any game in any era.

@abdallahbohimed7315

Жыл бұрын

@@Kane9000Williams your opinion, Trash opinion none the less but still ..

@skitterszz

Жыл бұрын

@@Kane9000Williams well GTA 5 beating GTA SA is true tho but you don't have to call us and San Andreas fanboys just because we like the game

@skitterszz

Жыл бұрын

@@Kane9000Williams liking San Andreas doesn't make him a fanboy

@skitterszz

Жыл бұрын

Damn he deleted all of his replies

@dougneon9550

Жыл бұрын

It's really sad that Street Fighter fans can all have a favorite game in the series and still get along but GTA, a non-competitive game, has fans like Mr. Kane who get salty over praise

I love how so much care is put into this game. Totally opposite of half the games that come out nowadays.

@averydumbandannoyingcommen9729

Жыл бұрын

Pfff GTA Online better

@StuartLugsden

Жыл бұрын

@@averydumbandannoyingcommen9729 You live up to your name

@Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman

Жыл бұрын

Your name is @@averydumbandannoyingcommen9729 ?

@adamtm8255

Жыл бұрын

@@averydumbandannoyingcommen9729 Never! :D

@skitterszz

Жыл бұрын

@@averydumbandannoyingcommen9729 Pfff GTA Definitive Edition better

GTA San Andreas really set a benchmark for what open world video games should be like When you're playing GTA San you can feel the love, affection and care the devs put into the game

@josedanielgonzalez934

Жыл бұрын

This game made me a Rockstar fanboy

@kjamlin

Жыл бұрын

i couldn't believe as a kid how much detail and activities are in this game considering when it came out

@magnaoman8311

10 ай бұрын

You could spend a year into the game and still figure out stuff you didn't the first time you played it.

@Hellodude-el1sp

5 ай бұрын

​@@kjamlin and this shit came out on the flipping ps2

@kjamlin

5 ай бұрын

@@Hellodude-el1sp like you could go play the newest big AAA fps game like medal of honor, and it looked as good as this game, with nothing to do but follow a mission on rails. Gta was mind blowing as a kid

I really love how much detailed the game is.

@carljohnson5856

Жыл бұрын

I think I know you....

@Yeez_18

Жыл бұрын

Trahxz

@moddingstreet673

Жыл бұрын

@@Yeez_18 You're trash gta 4 is better

@Riftin368

Жыл бұрын

CJ watch the damn road

@skitterszz

Жыл бұрын

@@Yeez_18 Bro can't even spell Trash, even if you already know how to spell it spelling Trash like that doesn't make you look cool infact, It makes you look like a total idiot

It's funny how pedestrians freeze and get triggered at CJ's comebacks.

@CockpitCruiser

Жыл бұрын

Finally someone else commented on that

@CockpitCruiser

Жыл бұрын

(1:27)

@95truedon

Жыл бұрын

Ikr like they didn't just roast the shit out of you first 😂😂

@mariano1196

4 ай бұрын

CJ, the king of clapping back

@Nigerosaurus420

10 күн бұрын

And some of them even start beating him up cuz of it.

Slim CJ = Carl Johnson Buff CJ = Carl Jackson Fat CJ = Carl's Jr

18:20 Don't eat to die brother eat to live "Love it ❤️😂

@microz6518

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@BR21490

Жыл бұрын

Cj right after: i gon pick up this money and buy myself a good meal

@kko9329

Жыл бұрын

That was some good roasting

Kevin, you missed something about thunderstorms. It is not just them. EVERY unstable weather has an effect on aircraft. Test the windy weather with a chopper - it will ever so slightly push you in the SAME direction the clouds are traveling.

Can't believe there's still a lot in this game that Kevin and his members keep on discovering. GG

@inertboi

Жыл бұрын

Hey sorry, I got some quality CJ in minecraft meme videos over at my channel. Some feedback would be great! ty no hate pls peace

@iim4xii129

Жыл бұрын

Nonce

1:28 "Back of your neck look like a pack of hot dogs" LMAO gotta love orange 12 guy

@kall8118

Жыл бұрын

This is funny dude🤣🤣🤣🤣

@XxBlindxDimexX

3 ай бұрын

hands down the funniest dude in the game. most of the lines i remember are from him😂

@user-qd5lb7qr8z

Ай бұрын

Tweleve is funny AF

I'm so disappointed that fat CJ doesn't have jiggle physics

@chilled1050

Жыл бұрын

Wtf

@abominablesnowman64

12 күн бұрын

Lmao would have been crazy if his belly jiggled

32:22 Run over pedestrian "Do it again, Carl. I like it"

@microz6518

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@microz6518

Жыл бұрын

Carl hit another baby for me

32:45 And, after that, if you tag all sprays in Los Santos, they'll carry SMGs instead of Tec-9s Probably something people already knew, but still

@mugmannose

Жыл бұрын

you can get them smgs without doing the mission or that what I think happened

@TheproGamer_Z

Жыл бұрын

Damn I didn't.know that

@DinnerForkTongue

Жыл бұрын

SMGs (MP5s to be specific), Desert Eagles and knives.

@DinnerForkTongue

Жыл бұрын

​@@mugmannose No, you gotta complete Ryder missions for thr homies to get TEC 9s.

The fact that this 18 year old game destroys a lot of games that are coming out now is still very fascinating to me no matter how many times I think about it

@Kane9000Williams

Жыл бұрын

expect Gta 5, rdr2.. Gta sa seems to be destory most of the games

@beforedrrdpr

Жыл бұрын

@@Kane9000Williams if you compare the system by tech, then you will realize that GTA5 doesn't have that many features, but RDR2 hell nah, that's a on a whole another level

@Kane9000Williams

Жыл бұрын

@@beforedrrdpr still Gta 5 and sA was ahead of its time

@hahaumad4400

Жыл бұрын

@@Kane9000Williams don’t make me destroy yo cheeks kiddo

@Kane9000Williams

Жыл бұрын

@@hahaumad4400 lol

San Andreas is literally a timeless classic. It's funny how this game that came out nearly 2 decades ago still has more features than most modern triple A games these days.

There's a fricking reason why this guy and this game is loved so much.

6:49, also if you just normally walk/run for a long time, CJ loses fat too. If you climb too much frequently, it increases muscles. When you do a lot of cycling, it improves your health and increases your health bar :)

26:39 Not only this appears in missions, but also if you have a specific passenger that the game has tagged as "Mission Supporter" or similiar. Also it might work with unarmed gang members. Tested it with the "Mind controller" mod.

I love all the insane attention to detail this game received back in 04’

16:20 She could have saved him, but she knocked down his dreams of getting a faster car😭😭

@bungojerry9297

Жыл бұрын

Was at his breaking point and she done did it.

@Wertyber

Жыл бұрын

that's why you always be nice to people.

14:23 I always loved the way Smoke commands CJ to get back in the car, so dry and direct: Get in In the ride Get in the car

16:48 Kendl was so harsh with CJ he decided to unalive right after he hang up

I never knew about the cars being teleported to the impound lot. That’s crazy! Although in all fairness, I never use a special vehicle prior to a mission 😅

@ToyosatomimiNoMikoTaoism

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately that entire mechanic would've been explained to people through a Caesar mission that got cut.

Don't know if this was mentioned by anyone, but there is a "physics" trick while riding a bike. If you keep tapping the "shift your weight forward" button to keep CJ ducked down in his seat, apparently, that lowers wind resistance or something, dramatically increasing his acceleration and speed. I discovered this while struggling with that Toreno mission where you need to catch up to a plane, and it made a ton of difference.

@UnknownMaster21

Жыл бұрын

Correct.

@hijous

6 ай бұрын

yup

Bro, being born around this games release time makes me feel like I was born in-between eras of gameplay which feels great. The idea that when I was younger these games looked like this is crazy, now we got GTA 6 on the way. My siblings always played GTA and we played the newer ones but I kinda feel like playing the older games now lol... It's in the DNA.

The real Definitive Edition was way ahead of its time and was made with love and care. Videos like this is proof of that.

@Kane9000Williams

Жыл бұрын

I don't like peoples like you saying the original is DE...

@StuartLugsden

Жыл бұрын

@@Kane9000Williams And I don't like people like you who say that it isn't.

@JRProductions1203

Жыл бұрын

@@Kane9000Williams Exactly, F*** all the people who say and think the definitive edition is Trash!!😠🖕

@Kane9000Williams

Жыл бұрын

@@StuartLugsden actually we don't like each other's lol

@tonybanks1148

Жыл бұрын

What happened to rockstar? Lmao

Whether you played this back in 2004 or today in 2022, it's still so much fun. And that's how you know what a masterpiece San Andreas really is.

11:58. She was so fed up she tried to take CJ out🔫😂😂

I will say this hundreds of times.....This Game was way ahead of its Time!

Shocking fact: GTA SA has a world record of most voice actors in a game.

Also the radio stations react to the time of the day, like if it’s morning the radialist will give you a good morning, also if it’s foggy or a clear sky they will also comment on that. I don’t know if the playlist is affected by that as well but I’m pretty sure that I’ve listened to “I love a rainy night” far to frequently during rains in the countryside

12:08 that gang member 😂😂

1:15 "You so fat you jumped in the air and got stuck" Ong I love the NPC Dialogue in this game 😭😂😂😂😟

1:25 Yeah? I bet you still wet the bed. *Guy starts to throw hands.*

My all-time favourite npc line is "hurry up, I gotta take a dump!". So relatable, I say it all the time driving home from work lol

Torenos last call made me die😂

I just want to say thank you for taking the time to put all this together. I imagine it took a while.

Everything in this game from the realistic need to eat and work out to the the wind pushing airplane, to tires spinning out in the mud is genius. Nothing compares to GTA sa

22:43 Once in this mission I was driving whilst Catalina was talking and, I shit you not, I crash my car and CJ goes "REAL COOL, HOMIE!" and Catalina delivers that line. I legit thought that was the whole part of the dialogue lol

@KnownAsAlex_

Жыл бұрын

That must’ve felt quite like a “I’m sorry, what?” moment. Good catch there 😂👍

6:03 OOOOF nice one

Great video thanks!

20:00 homies can swim too

My respect for this game will never die

1:07 That pedestrian yell : Move, homie. 🤣

24:37 actually what's going on here is that those specific roads make vehicles slower, and not the sidewalks being faster. This is noticeable at the golden gate bridge between SF and Bayside, where your vehicle not only feels but also is slower than on normal roads

Man this game will never get old and that's why I love it

Best GTA for a reason!

@TheYaq

Жыл бұрын

AND STILL THOUSENDs of PLAYERS MTA / SAMP

@Kane9000Williams

Жыл бұрын

not the best GTA, you tasteless gamer!

@Kane9000Williams

Жыл бұрын

3, VC, LCS, VCS, 4 AND ITS eflc and 5 are the best

1:26 bro took that personally

Everytime I play/see SA again, new things are taught/shown to me. A shame some features don't properly work, but I still appreciate at the very least, it was thought about and implemented. SA is overall a fantastic game! A few hiccups, sure, but the thousands of pros outweigh the relatively few cons.

Lunch money and This will help keep my belly full are my favorites quotes of CJ 😂

I played this game more times than every other game for the past 2 decades and still learn new things. Thanks

@7:19 WTH that’s INSANE I never knew this was in this game to that extent…

idont think he means disrespect he just adviced cj 18:20

4:00 had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

Woow que excelente video, de verdad que datos tan interesantes que es muy fácil no notar mientras estás jugando.

Damn, this vid gave me proof. I played this game back when I was a kid, fell in love with it. For some reason, I felt that this was truly a special gem of a game and you proved it. A game that came out in the mid-2000s had more love put into it than a lot of games this past decade. SA is still my top favorite game in the series. May try to find my old PlayStation & disc and play it again one of these days. Think I left off at “that one mission” chasing Big Smoke.

People can say but this still is the greatest GTA and the best open world game of the generation. Such love and dedication put into it, you just can't fall in love with it.

16:45 homie just jump off, CJ really took her call personally.

21. Mindblowing attention to detail - I have never noticed that!

Aww~ watching this again i feel like playing this game again i m too old, nice vid~ thx you, you made me young again watching this vid.

This game has so much effort put into it. Seems today most games dont even try.

@Kane9000Williams

Жыл бұрын

Gta 5 & RDR 2 seems to be high effort...

@skitterszz

Жыл бұрын

@@Kane9000Williams he means most games now not back then

@skitterszz

Жыл бұрын

@@Kane9000Williams GTA V: 2013 RDR 2: 2018

@Kane9000Williams

Жыл бұрын

@@skitterszz no, he said "today most games"

@kangsate3459

Жыл бұрын

Yep most Not all

Here is a detail i recently noticed, after painting a car, open the door and you can see the old color. It’s the hidden detail that surprises me.

@JACPOT3rddd

5 ай бұрын

Just noticed that two days ago on mobile SA lol

I knew virtually none of this, but 26:39 just incredible.

It's really nice seeing somebody pointing out some of the significant features of this game in the way that many folks can understand. You know, it's really painstaking to explain and show how and why.

rockstars creativity in san andreas when it comes to pedestrian quotes is unmatched to this day... there are so many peds that stand out that i still remember, the same cannot be said for gta4 and 5...

@TheNaughtysheriff

5 ай бұрын

Smell my finger

@treybowers154

5 ай бұрын

Byeah

31:47 Ah that was good 😂

Epic vedios man keep it up

Very good video :)

Recruited homies can swim too

I always thought Young Maylay deepens his voice for Fat CJ

15:10 Brother my 10 year old self's vehicles are still waiting in that god damn impound lot, it's been 15 YEARS!

Watching this helped me realise that this game is like MGS2: the gift that keeps on giving. Even after all this time there is still something new to learn! There are some Codec conversations I never heard because there were some actions I simply didn't ever perform. I never roamed as fat CJ for very long so I missed out on everything I saw you feature in this vid. This game wowed me back then. Still wows me 20 years on. Proof that it had nothing to do with the console!

Fat CJ has the best dialogue

@Kane9000Williams

Жыл бұрын

no it aint, Fat CJ has some good dialogue but for the busted it has to be the skinny or muscle CJ

1:48. This is also true in sandstorms, plus worse visibility. 18:44 Girlfriends also know how to swim. 20:10 That AT-400 is pilotable. Spawns in a large hanger, near Southwest corner of Las Venturas Airport. Won't fit in hanger of Verdant Meadows, unfortunately.

@slashhood1555

Жыл бұрын

Also recruited gang members can swim

@Kane9000Williams

Жыл бұрын

AT-400 is unsavabale

@dbclass4075

Жыл бұрын

@@Kane9000Williams It's not a practical vehicle anyway. There are very few places for it to land, only has one spawn point, and elevated platform required to board it.

17:18 glad I'm not the only one who realized that

excellent dear keep it up god bless you my bro.

Thought I knew everything about this game but had never heard those lines when running people over. The fact that they went to the trouble of recording all that only for it to get glitched in the final version and most people never knowing of it. Man, that's crazy. There's so much usuned and glitched content in this game, I feel like DE should have focused on recovering this stuff instead of porting the mobile version :P

KeV3n you the real deal for still uploading videos on the good 'ole SA. Hopefully that YT revenue repays your hard work at least a little.

Theres so many details I didn't learn till years later seems like you can always discover something new after you thought you learned everything.

broo i just finished gta a few years now im tempting to play it again

Everyone here knows that these details are repeated on most of the videos but we still enjoy it because most open world games nowadays don't have these small details that affect how lively the game is.

21:18 there's probably an invisible marker, R* oversight 🤘

Wow, Great job.

you can soft lock yourself in the early game if cj is fat. Because in one of the missions the game requires you to climb over a fence and he wont be able to climb over it

Old graphics aside this is the best GTA game

@itsme_blooxyy

Жыл бұрын

even the fbi agree this is the best

@Kane9000Williams

Жыл бұрын

ok ok, but what about other GTAS like Gta 5 & Gta vice city stories?

@Osayasir2010

Жыл бұрын

@@Kane9000Williams also cool but san andreas just feels nicer

@Kane9000Williams

Жыл бұрын

@@Osayasir2010 yes ik

good job

Thank man

Time to install San Andreas again

The amount of copyright strikes you dodged is insane, btw awesome video as usual

that Toreno guy is so inspirational, i feel like trying now...

Almost 2 decades and still a masterpiece

You forgot the buff & fat CJ he can be a mix of both

I still remember How I knew my way around the Grove, the cul de sac, without having to use the maps. GTA 4 uhhh.... It was point A to point B drives using maps.

youre blowing my mind

3:06 the way it just pans to him look over the ledge like he's gonna try to fly that way XD

*16:48** GOODBYE.* *NOOOO!!!* *🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣*

No 1 just proves how loyal Ryder for GSF, Rockstar just treat him trash :(