4 Minutes of ANNOYING THINGS in GTA SA

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"Nah, i gotta set this aside man, got too much on my plate."
(Yeah, oof. I noticed that some (if not most.) clips in this vid looks low-res than the others. I used a 720p monitor for a moment as my main monitor broke mid recording. Sorry for that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
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  • @alexkaranja1308
    @alexkaranja1308 Жыл бұрын

    This game silently united an entire generation and made us share a common childhood and I am happy to be part.

  • @roddydykes7053

    @roddydykes7053

    Жыл бұрын

    Can’t imagine that’ll ever happen again for another single game

  • @Shyfish_0922

    @Shyfish_0922

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @bluehornet197

    @bluehornet197

    Жыл бұрын

    Childhood? Bro this was my teenage years lol I had just started high school when this game came out

  • @GoodFella1294

    @GoodFella1294

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bluehornet197 i was in 3rd grade when it came out and would go to my cousins house every weekend just to play it 😂 good times

  • @bluehornet197

    @bluehornet197

    Жыл бұрын

    @@GoodFella1294 I would go to my mates house after school to play this game eventually it got to such a point I asked to borrow it and I borrowed it for a full year before returning it 😂😂😂

  • @ArakiSatoshi
    @ArakiSatoshi Жыл бұрын

    The ending credits are the most relatable thing on the list. I always feel so empty when I see them after finishing the game knowing there's no more story left to the game

  • @Radex99

    @Radex99

    Жыл бұрын

    See you around officer 😐

  • @buincqv67

    @buincqv67

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Radex99 fina hit’ the block, see what’s happening…

  • @jameshubert6103

    @jameshubert6103

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s been said once you finish a Gta game, you start a loneliness simulator

  • @Radex99

    @Radex99

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jameshubert6103 i mean there are so much activities like parachuting, races, collectibles, but if you won't do it in between missions and leave it to do after finishing the storyline you probably gonna abandon these activities... :/

  • @jameshubert6103

    @jameshubert6103

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Radex99 yeah there’s that. But without the constant phone calls from other players and the repeating passive lines of the pedestrians npcs and the main character. It kind of feels alone. San Andreas sort of alleviates this issue by having recruiting gang members and positive and negative responses. Gta 4 and 5 alleviates this with the hangout with friends options.

  • @thebeastwithin6978
    @thebeastwithin6978 Жыл бұрын

    Claude can’t speak, Tommy can’t swim, and CJ can’t climb ladders

  • @jamesortiz7346

    @jamesortiz7346

    6 ай бұрын

    And GTA 5 cats don’t have 9 lives

  • @SunnyNTidk

    @SunnyNTidk

    6 ай бұрын

    Niko cant pilot a plane and Franklin,Michel and Trevor cant enter food buildings

  • @bootlegscousin

    @bootlegscousin

    6 ай бұрын

    “Not accurate, CJ shouldn’t be able to swim.” - 👴🏻

  • @SunnyNTidk

    @SunnyNTidk

    6 ай бұрын

    @@bootlegscousin ah hell nah🐟

  • @Firemarioflower

    @Firemarioflower

    6 ай бұрын

    Big Smoke can't shut up

  • @Full_Throttle_Axolotl
    @Full_Throttle_Axolotl Жыл бұрын

    I always thought it was weird how they put a swimming tutorial not only this late in the game, but in a mission that already requires a decently high swimming stat, meaning you'd be used to the swimming by now

  • @dbclass4075

    @dbclass4075

    Жыл бұрын

    If the player is playing missions only, that mission will be their first mandatory encounter with the water.

  • @risunderrated

    @risunderrated

    11 ай бұрын

    I thought it made sense but I didn't like how they forced you to grind your lung capacity

  • @icecold1805

    @icecold1805

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@dbclass4075how can you have a high swimming stst to play that mission to begin with without having swim before

  • @dbclass4075

    @dbclass4075

    9 ай бұрын

    @@icecold1805 You don't. The alternative cutscene will play instead. kzread.info/dash/bejne/eWiYqqNyobqflsY.htmlsi=8OMslqZ0z_IZGhzD Players who still have a "water-is-lethal" mindset will then have to take a dip for the first time to raise their lung capacity.

  • @antonioreconquistador

    @antonioreconquistador

    7 ай бұрын

    That mission pissed me off so much that i spam jumped over the rocks every time i played through it and used a sniper to take out the ships. It was still a gamble because its hard to put your crosshairs over the ships ledge to hope to survive in any of the outgoing boats.

  • @busyworksbeats
    @busyworksbeats Жыл бұрын

    The accuracy is too accurate LMAO

  • @AlexAtuh

    @AlexAtuh

    8 ай бұрын

    I know 😭😭😭

  • @prod.3

    @prod.3

    6 ай бұрын

    Haha bwb what chu doin

  • @tremendousyeet3467

    @tremendousyeet3467

    6 ай бұрын

    mohhrt

  • @franckydookie648

    @franckydookie648

    6 ай бұрын

    The accuracy of your comment about the accuracy being too accurate is too accurate

  • @JOHN-CONNOR2015

    @JOHN-CONNOR2015

    4 ай бұрын

    😅

  • @DJBlueX
    @DJBlueX Жыл бұрын

    2:18 - This is the reason why you sometimes see NPCs randomly crashing planes, they would spawn with flightpaths that fly them into objects that haven’t loaded yet.

  • @demonjmh

    @demonjmh

    Жыл бұрын

    You might have just debunked the whole ghost plane crash thing... All though im not too sure because theres like 2 locations on the west side of the map where it happens all the time

  • @xevenxaver4759

    @xevenxaver4759

    Жыл бұрын

    @@demonjmh If you're talking about the ghost town it's because the game is programmed to spawn airplanes around you, but since the AI can't maneuver around the mountains they just hit them and crash

  • @demonjmh

    @demonjmh

    Жыл бұрын

    @@xevenxaver4759 no theres one that crashes outside either burger shot or cluckin bell in san fierro all the time and one at mt chiliad cabin

  • @palkia9063

    @palkia9063

    Жыл бұрын

    I’ve watched one crash into the bridge around that section with the Loco Low Co and the Barbershop. The explosion destroyed a bunch of cars too, it was funny as fuck.

  • @Gameprojordan

    @Gameprojordan

    Жыл бұрын

    @@demonjmh maybe it's the only flight path that happens to go in that area. So everytime you're in that area and a plane spawns it always crashes into the buildings around the food shops

  • @Poetic_Justice92
    @Poetic_Justice922 ай бұрын

    CJ: Knows how to fly military jets, operate army tanks, flies a military jetpack, operates dockside cranes, knows how to drive a plethora of boats, planes, and cars. Also CJ when he encounters a ladder: This technology is beyond my understanding.

  • @AbhiMan2006
    @AbhiMan2006 Жыл бұрын

    1:04 i can feel your pain 😭

  • @YOEL_44
    @YOEL_44 Жыл бұрын

    This video has increased dangerously my level of stress.

  • @automation7295

    @automation7295

    Жыл бұрын

    I bet some of the missions makes you wanna murder people in real life.

  • @tacticalmattress

    @tacticalmattress

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes.

  • @VENENOSEASON

    @VENENOSEASON

    Жыл бұрын

    *This video has dangerously increased my level of stress.

  • @dale1809

    @dale1809

    Жыл бұрын

    You talk like Yoda!

  • @shinketsumidou

    @shinketsumidou

    Жыл бұрын

    @@VENENOSEASON he's stressed so, understandable. I'll be like that if I'm stressed too.

  • @t.f.r287
    @t.f.r287 Жыл бұрын

    3:46 can't help myself from cracking up

  • @foxgaming1084

    @foxgaming1084

    Жыл бұрын

    LOOK THE F#@$ OUT CJ THE TRAIN

  • @tarekben5524

    @tarekben5524

    Жыл бұрын

    ma fav part indeed! :D

  • @ashlynboone_

    @ashlynboone_

    2 ай бұрын

    @@foxgaming1084 “DONK”

  • @MkdMuzza
    @MkdMuzza Жыл бұрын

    2:46 lol, love how CJ had the vibrator when loc said there were bitches 😂

  • @corkystorky

    @corkystorky

    4 ай бұрын

    You shattered my innocence right there

  • @averagegamer6912

    @averagegamer6912

    4 ай бұрын

    69 likes

  • @SH00T_TH3PUMP
    @SH00T_TH3PUMP10 ай бұрын

    The "Our hood is under attack!" Thing always got on my nerves.

  • @darksynergy9688

    @darksynergy9688

    10 күн бұрын

    Fun fact,all you have to do is save the game and the attack is over,you still keep ownership of the territory.

  • @BLF3G
    @BLF3G Жыл бұрын

    I like how the traffic is programmed to screw you over

  • @barrytheflamedemon2.039

    @barrytheflamedemon2.039

    Жыл бұрын

    Same i like the driver who yelled *Ayo wut dafuq fool?* Lol

  • @djrafreak

    @djrafreak

    11 ай бұрын

    And makes sense with the veicule speed. If you are fast, so the traffic will move faster too.

  • @bluPotato1234

    @bluPotato1234

    9 ай бұрын

    There is this mission where you have to photograph Ryder in angel pine. The mission have zero shootouts and no enemy chasing you. But surprisingly I got wasted multiple times doing this mission because of that f*cking long way to angel pine because the traffic keep being an @ss for 5 minutes straight and cesar's car having hydraulic only make it much worse

  • @barrytheflamedemon2.039

    @barrytheflamedemon2.039

    9 ай бұрын

    @@bluPotato1234 ikr traffic in GTA SA is annoying asf

  • @gasmaskestore8018

    @gasmaskestore8018

    9 ай бұрын

    Play GTA 3 and get back to me

  • @cypherbrittainnethegodofsl4988
    @cypherbrittainnethegodofsl4988 Жыл бұрын

    Nobody : Cesar : *The cash is leaving Los Santos again* CJ : *Gotta let this one slide man, got too much sht to take*

  • @laszlozsurka8991

    @laszlozsurka8991

    Жыл бұрын

    I actually once accepted one of those quests but when I saw how far you have to drive, I was like: "Nope, Fuck it"

  • @danishawesome2337

    @danishawesome2337

    Жыл бұрын

    @@laszlozsurka8991 literally when i got real close to the package, the rider drove a bit far from me and literally disappeared. Not to mention it only gave you few thousands dollars if you get the package.

  • @laszlozsurka8991

    @laszlozsurka8991

    Жыл бұрын

    @@danishawesome2337 Yeah, totally useless. I am not driving halfway across the map just for a couple thousand dollars which I can easily just steal from pedestrians.

  • @User-ge7ni

    @User-ge7ni

    Жыл бұрын

    Useless “nobody”

  • @cardenasr.2898

    @cardenasr.2898

    Жыл бұрын

    Nobody, more like everybody. I tried to do the yay factory mission faster in order to not get those calls

  • @HUNTER_STR1KE
    @HUNTER_STR1KE Жыл бұрын

    3:50 All WE HAD TO DO IS FOLLOW THE DAMM TRAIN CJ!!

  • @ivanf4023

    @ivanf4023

    13 сағат бұрын

    I played through about 6 times in the past three years or so (it's okay... I was at work) and I've found that the train mission is not the most frustrating. All you had to do was follow the train... He literally tells you how to complete the mission if you fail. Just follow. Don't get too far ahead. Don't try to shoot the gangsters yourself. Just follow.

  • @bossboy191919
    @bossboy191919 Жыл бұрын

    3:25 this got me good

  • @POPCATthe3rd
    @POPCATthe3rd Жыл бұрын

    "whole world is getting destroyed" Cesar:"the cash is living los santos"

  • @T.Maximus

    @T.Maximus

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shadowflame8647

    @shadowflame8647

    Жыл бұрын

    CJ: I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT!!!!!

  • @eru.maewos7673

    @eru.maewos7673

    7 ай бұрын

    "The yay is leaving San Fierro right?" "Right, but they're using bikes CJ, they're gonna cross country".

  • @MisterJohnDoe

    @MisterJohnDoe

    7 ай бұрын

    Los Santos must be a nice place to live in.

  • @tolga1740

    @tolga1740

    6 ай бұрын

    @@eru.maewos7673 "not right now, I've gotta check into some shit"

  • @advang4820
    @advang4820 Жыл бұрын

    Changing attire parts for CJ still my top annoying thing in SA.

  • @real.silencewench

    @real.silencewench

    Жыл бұрын

    Hah ~ **laughs in mods**

  • @lucasfreitas4803

    @lucasfreitas4803

    Жыл бұрын

    @@real.silencewench what mods fix it?

  • @phee3D

    @phee3D

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't get it, it never took more than 2-3 seconds for me

  • @guilhermeeduardo933

    @guilhermeeduardo933

    Жыл бұрын

    @@phee3D Same

  • @q6ou

    @q6ou

    Жыл бұрын

    @@phee3D uuu

  • @popindosin228
    @popindosin2289 ай бұрын

    Everybody knows "All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ" But only true legends remember "The cash is leaving Los Santos again"

  • @CyranofromBergerac

    @CyranofromBergerac

    2 ай бұрын

    "Yeah but they on bikes CJ, they go cross country!"

  • @SgtRamen69

    @SgtRamen69

    8 күн бұрын

    "All you had to do was follow the damn cash CJ!"

  • @ivanf4023

    @ivanf4023

    12 сағат бұрын

    I think the most aggravating missions are ones related to Jizzy where you have to chase someone. I spawned a race car off screen once and that made short work of it. Apparently you can blow up Jizzy's car before entering. I'll try that next time.

  • @MassiveMaleMonkey
    @MassiveMaleMonkey11 ай бұрын

    The trick to Zero's plane mission is to just glide, don't hold the accelerate button, it uses a ton of fuel, instead tap it like every 6-8 seconds. I did this and had like 80% fuel at the end of the mission, as opposed to like 15%

  • @jesusmylordhegaveitall1324

    @jesusmylordhegaveitall1324

    9 ай бұрын

    I had to fail that mission a few times before I ended up realizing this trick 😂

  • @-James-A

    @-James-A

    7 ай бұрын

    Dude, you're a legend. I'm gonna tey this. Thank you.

  • @MisterJohnDoe

    @MisterJohnDoe

    7 ай бұрын

    You may also want to land the plane before shooting down the targets.

  • @deadlox5283

    @deadlox5283

    6 ай бұрын

    But the controls are so damn hard

  • @thatcream1085

    @thatcream1085

    5 ай бұрын

    Learn flying and it’s easy, the plane is just too op

  • @TheDarkThief692
    @TheDarkThief692 Жыл бұрын

    4:05 Congrats you have killed the traitor

  • @KevinAssalin

    @KevinAssalin

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @simongarrels4052

    @simongarrels4052

    Жыл бұрын

    "Big Smoke was the Imposter"

  • @barrytheflamedemon2.039

    @barrytheflamedemon2.039

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@simongarrels4052 *0 Impostors remains*

  • @Roboprogs

    @Roboprogs

    11 ай бұрын

    That’s an interesting pause point. Just a red spatter cloud.

  • @Cow29389

    @Cow29389

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@barrytheflamedemon2.039Ryder:

  • @Silver_Swan_MK2
    @Silver_Swan_MK2 Жыл бұрын

    1:31 CJ: (Dies) Random Lady: Making a sculpture from men's underwear

  • @SlavicSci

    @SlavicSci

    Жыл бұрын

    XDDD

  • @dylanmurphy9389

    @dylanmurphy9389

    Жыл бұрын

    Classic NPC behaviour

  • @superiorbeing1111

    @superiorbeing1111

    Жыл бұрын

    She’s gonna use CJ’s underwear

  • @nxggaslikejad

    @nxggaslikejad

    Жыл бұрын

    HAHAHHAHA

  • @supersaiyan431

    @supersaiyan431

    11 ай бұрын

    LMAOOOOOO

  • @mattiag1846
    @mattiag1846 Жыл бұрын

    02:20 "when you play more FPS than you should in an old game"

  • @RealHanz0C
    @RealHanz0C Жыл бұрын

    Me: doing the N.O.E mission smoothly Unloaded trees: I'm about to end this men's whole career

  • @superlight1999
    @superlight1999 Жыл бұрын

    4:07 "big smoke died" that should the end of the game but nooooo...

  • @PolishGod1234

    @PolishGod1234

    Жыл бұрын

    Tenpenny was still alive, so not really the end of the game

  • @bruhman811

    @bruhman811

    Жыл бұрын

    TIME PARADOX

  • @eliabynascimento6618

    @eliabynascimento6618

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bruhman811 MGS3 haha

  • @PlusUltraAdrian

    @PlusUltraAdrian

    9 ай бұрын

    @@eliabynascimento6618 Which ironically came out about 3 weeks after San Andreas.

  • @Restrips192
    @Restrips192 Жыл бұрын

    3:33 was the best part with og loc

  • @RafaErlandPratama
    @RafaErlandPratama6 ай бұрын

    4:09 best ending xd

  • @darkblade887
    @darkblade887 Жыл бұрын

    Invisible trees / poles will always be my last favorite. I failed this one mission where you had to fly to Angel Pine and fly back to the airstrip a few times because you need to stay below radar.

  • @eggsbenedict831

    @eggsbenedict831

    7 ай бұрын

    Go first person and fly above the water at the edges of the map

  • @TheRaccoonDealer98
    @TheRaccoonDealer98 Жыл бұрын

    0:26 is probably one of the funniest GTA clips I've ever seen. It's filmed so perfectly

  • @zelphplayz

    @zelphplayz

    Жыл бұрын

    CJ tried to be a good person

  • @HYTECWORLD

    @HYTECWORLD

    Жыл бұрын

    Very annoying NPCs in go kart racing

  • @themadtitan7603

    @themadtitan7603

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @jet1life2live

    @jet1life2live

    9 ай бұрын

    😂😅😂

  • @delayedcreator4783

    @delayedcreator4783

    6 ай бұрын

    is that supposed to show the camera getting stuck glitch

  • @Gib0
    @Gib0 Жыл бұрын

    the alley oop test was the closest thing that gave me a fucking aneurysm in this game

  • @demonjmh

    @demonjmh

    Жыл бұрын

    Theres plenty of shit throughout the 10+ years I been playing thats given me aneurysms

  • @wahyu38xd13

    @wahyu38xd13

    Жыл бұрын

    true

  • @amoluppi

    @amoluppi

    Жыл бұрын

    If you play on PC you must cap the frame rate to 30fps or else the car wont do a full roll

  • @automation7295

    @automation7295

    Жыл бұрын

    I bet some of the missions makes you wanna murder people in real life.

  • @real.silencewench

    @real.silencewench

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah alley oop is only small compared to the 'mike toreno' mission from t-bone mendez and the actual mike toreno mission like that mfkin package flying mission

  • @charliechainz
    @charliechainz Жыл бұрын

    It makes me so happy how much anger you put into editing the train in the video. Took me a year due to rage quiting

  • @barrytheflamedemon2.039

    @barrytheflamedemon2.039

    Жыл бұрын

    Same bro this game almost made me ragequit almost cuz of the annoying things in the gamw

  • @sudarshanpatekar5632
    @sudarshanpatekar563210 сағат бұрын

    Someone: How much relatable do you want this to be? Axorb: Yes

  • @cypherbrittainnethegodofsl4988
    @cypherbrittainnethegodofsl4988 Жыл бұрын

    3:33 Here we see Ogglock in his natural habitat

  • @dylanerenu111

    @dylanerenu111

    Жыл бұрын

    NOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @POPCATthe3rd

    @POPCATthe3rd

    Жыл бұрын

    *Ogglock*

  • @conciliatory

    @conciliatory

    Жыл бұрын

    @@POPCATthe3rd *Egglock*

  • @POPCATthe3rd

    @POPCATthe3rd

    Жыл бұрын

    @@conciliatory *Ogglock*

  • @foxgaming1084

    @foxgaming1084

    Жыл бұрын

    I like how he doesn’t move his mouth or anything which made it even more funny and less annoying then it was in game

  • @TheDarkThief692
    @TheDarkThief692 Жыл бұрын

    2:17 CJ can kill members of the army but can't climb a ladder it's ridiculous

  • @noivern8869

    @noivern8869

    Жыл бұрын

    Tommy Vercetti can take over a city but not swim

  • @Vichu.

    @Vichu.

    Жыл бұрын

    @@noivern8869 Niko can commit do any hitman job that seems impossible while he can't swim underwater

  • @POPCATthe3rd

    @POPCATthe3rd

    Жыл бұрын

    Claude slaughtered gangs and important mans,but can't crouch

  • @thestrong2401

    @thestrong2401

    Жыл бұрын

    It's even more ridiculous, plot wise, that CJ can enter area 69 which is basically area 51 in real life and steal a jetpack killing countless government agents and soldiers with no repercussions, but can't bust his brother out of jail or kill Tenpenny and Pulaski early in the game just cause they are high rank police officers...

  • @trevpanda852

    @trevpanda852

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thestrong2401 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lakshaysaroha7305
    @lakshaysaroha7305 Жыл бұрын

    4:08 So damn right👍. Credits should roll after that😡. 😂😂😂

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 Жыл бұрын

    0:30 Haha!, CJ stomping the driving instructor to a bloody pulp but the driving instructor is still talking normally as if nothing had happened!

  • @W00JDA
    @W00JDA Жыл бұрын

    Cars burning after rollover was the most infuriating for me. There are some long mission car drives where npc just won't get out of burning vehicle, so you start the whole mission from the beginning. One of Cesar's missions was the biggest culprit.

  • @antonyace2207

    @antonyace2207

    Жыл бұрын

    Driving to Angel Pine from San Fierro to take those pictures??

  • @trulymeparker

    @trulymeparker

    Жыл бұрын

    @@antonyace2207 I just drive really carefully and you get there with no damage

  • @JuanchoMetalHeaD

    @JuanchoMetalHeaD

    Жыл бұрын

    @@trulymeparker lol i did this my first time playing cuz i thought that cesars car was the coolest.

  • @trulymeparker

    @trulymeparker

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JuanchoMetalHeaD it's a shame can't keep it without failing the mission. You can drive it to the garage and then you have to kill CJ to end the mission but at least you get the car

  • @keifujitora6587

    @keifujitora6587

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@Terranovation You can modify a normal Savanna to look like Cesar's, it's the same and easier This is because garages in GTA SA don't keep unique license plates. They turn back into random plates when you save and reload later Ryder's Picador has SHERM plate, it becomes random if you keep it in a garage

  • @bigaz005
    @bigaz005 Жыл бұрын

    1:39 I will destroy everything if i quit after complete that mission without save.

  • @nxggaslikejad

    @nxggaslikejad

    Жыл бұрын

    this mission is the reason I have white hairs

  • @zeusstormbolt8116

    @zeusstormbolt8116

    Жыл бұрын

    I did not find that mission very hard, but hell it was quite long

  • @NOTISHANT

    @NOTISHANT

    11 ай бұрын

    ​​​@@zeusstormbolt8116Yup it wasn't that hard, we have enough time/fuel to do the mission but the only thing that was frustrating is that we can't control the rc plane But at the end i decided to not to be hurry just do the mission slowly and i did it but it took me those fucking 20-30 minutes

  • @jotaroanddio8863

    @jotaroanddio8863

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@zeusstormbolt8116in mobile the mission was absolute hell

  • @Fahel14
    @Fahel1410 ай бұрын

    I always had the theory that other vehicles cross you over when you're driving really fast because the game can't load fast enough, so they programmed it to "stop" you. It is funny to drive on the Las Venturas highway being just outside the track but out of reach from other drivers, the amount of people trying to get in front of you is insane

  • @corkystorky

    @corkystorky

    4 ай бұрын

    Nothing to do with speed, these are 'programmed' to do that on certain spots, I tried it fast and slow, same thing happens, sometimes they seem real but other times there's no choice at all

  • @chessl6928
    @chessl69283 ай бұрын

    you are the best gta sa youtuber idk how you dont have over a million subscribers. this video is pure masterclass. keep up this quality and bro you would be the best. I had so much fun watching this vid

  • @ab1ba169
    @ab1ba169 Жыл бұрын

    2:08 is so accurate

  • @Njj92525
    @Njj92525 Жыл бұрын

    2:18 imagine this happened in Vertical Bird Mission

  • @Makhaw_Morfia

    @Makhaw_Morfia

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao , some obstacles are just popping out of nowhere Right now XD

  • @leipzig1629

    @leipzig1629

    Жыл бұрын

    And N.O.E.

  • @Zoldwigh

    @Zoldwigh

    Жыл бұрын

    it happened for me, THREE TIMES

  • @OverChainz

    @OverChainz

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Zoldwigh is it just me or was that thing borderline impossible to operate??

  • @Zoldwigh

    @Zoldwigh

    Жыл бұрын

    @@OverChainz yeah, it was pretty bad, before i did the mission, i had a 2 month break, so i forgot a bit how to control the plane, and the jet was always low because i didn't noticed the "thrust" thing, so yeah, the jet was terrible to control, and i was unlucky enough to have some obstacles popping outta nowhere

  • @viccypress6292
    @viccypress62924 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂 i needed this video in my life lmao. Thank you for your work man. Awesome! And yes.. i wouldn't change ANY of it!

  • @JonnyTheRWBYDude2004
    @JonnyTheRWBYDude2004 Жыл бұрын

    1:15😂😂 Cesar: “The cash is leaving Los Santos again.” Helicopter-men: “Shoot that asshole!!” “I’m trying, I’m trying!” CJ: “I ain’t got time for this shit!”

  • @1dad406
    @1dad406 Жыл бұрын

    3:33 laughed so much harder then i should’ve

  • @iim4xii129

    @iim4xii129

    Жыл бұрын

    THAN

  • @dewaynewalker2252

    @dewaynewalker2252

    Жыл бұрын

    That part is slowly killing me, it's so damn funny to me.

  • @MlenToboe

    @MlenToboe

    Жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard I spitted my coffee out (I'm at work)

  • @Daredevil98812

    @Daredevil98812

    Жыл бұрын

    Your not the only one

  • @highlights-vf8mo

    @highlights-vf8mo

    11 ай бұрын

    blud was jus chilling then jus started singing outta nowhere

  • @englishpuritan668
    @englishpuritan668 Жыл бұрын

    The problem with the Alley Oop course is due to high FPS. It is impossible to complete that mid air rollover at 60 FPS. Just like with swimming, you need to turn the frame limiter on. SA’s engine was designed specifically for 25 FPS and several things work incorrectly when played at higher speed. Try the alley oop and Wu Zhi swimming mission again with the frame limiter on. Also the follow the train mission is easy if you know the trick that repeatedly tapping the “Lean Forward” key while driving a motorcycle or dirt bike or quad bike gives it a higher top speed. Keep tapping it quickly the whole time you’re on a motorcycle moving forward. Don’t stop.

  • @josephlee5654

    @josephlee5654

    Жыл бұрын

    Don't Stop thats what she said

  • @Imabird4real

    @Imabird4real

    Жыл бұрын

    The Lean Forward doesn't really work when having a passanger on a bike. So tapping the arrow key won't do much when having Big Smoke with you. Unless you're thinking of Snail Trail mission then yes, it is effective.

  • @artfactory8345

    @artfactory8345

    Жыл бұрын

    If you're extremely Quick, you can catch the train and ride with the target; making mission easier and faster!!

  • @nguyenvanquang876

    @nguyenvanquang876

    Жыл бұрын

    The problem with Wrong side of the tracks is that if you go too close to the train, Smoke's bullets will hit the train instead of the Vagos. You need to keep some distance with the train so that Smoke can shoot properly

  • @Prebondus

    @Prebondus

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm pretty sure I've completed the driving course in the past with the frame limiter turned off. It was damn hard, but I managed to do it. Woozie's mission on the other hand, now that's impossible.

  • @juliosordi2339
    @juliosordi23399 ай бұрын

    The ending with Big Smoke was the most hilarious I saw today, this made my day

  • @JohnnyIrish553
    @JohnnyIrish5534 ай бұрын

    Thanks man, that was hilarious and brought back some memories! ^^

  • @runawaycat4594
    @runawaycat4594 Жыл бұрын

    Cesar: "Hey Holmes! Its time for a new mission from Cesar again" CJ: "Okay, where you at?" Cesar: "Yo man where you think I am, on the other side of the bleeding map thats going to take at least a 20 minute drive to get to, just like all my other missions :D Developers did this shit on purpose holmes to make it seem that this game is longer than it actually is so they can safely say their players spend hours playing it" CJ: "Assholes!"

  • @rollschuh2282

    @rollschuh2282

    Жыл бұрын

    if you mean photo opportunity, then fun fact: you originally had a helicopter for that mission. and you got it from the news station in SF on the hill. sadly they scrapped that

  • @tundcwe123

    @tundcwe123

    Жыл бұрын

    20 minutes later: King in exile

  • @bshia13

    @bshia13

    Жыл бұрын

    I read it in their voices 🤣

  • @sagelebrun4900

    @sagelebrun4900

    Жыл бұрын

    You can go to the airport and take a flight that's usually much faster

  • @irvancrocs1753

    @irvancrocs1753

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rollschuh2282 True, hence why you can hear CJ yelling when taking pictures of the group despte only meters away from them, since he supposed to talk loudly because they are in helicopter..

  • @TheDarkThief692
    @TheDarkThief692 Жыл бұрын

    3:58 4 hour later and Smoke is on our head

  • @leandropacheco2965
    @leandropacheco2965 Жыл бұрын

    Cesar is like Roman Bellic from gta4 "Niko it's Roman. Let's go bowling"

  • @polconszarogyuri
    @polconszarogyuri11 ай бұрын

    I know while these situations are happening it's so annoying but man, I can't stop laughing 😂😂 Nice cut anyway

  • @Slowzinn143
    @Slowzinn143 Жыл бұрын

    "All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!"

  • @spartankongcountry6799
    @spartankongcountry6799 Жыл бұрын

    3:10 I understand why they made you practice swimming underwater, but the mission it made you prep for was so boring with hiding under the boats for so long that they should've just cut it.

  • @edsonfilho9429

    @edsonfilho9429

    Жыл бұрын

    There’s a way to climb on the rocks in the beginning so you just snipe them from there and its just a much better way to do this.

  • @spartankongcountry6799

    @spartankongcountry6799

    Жыл бұрын

    @@edsonfilho9429 Thanks. I'll have to try that out next time I replay the game.

  • @dhyeyapatel

    @dhyeyapatel

    Жыл бұрын

    You can climb the rock the snipe all members in the boats and destroy them using rocket launcher

  • @ScottThePisces

    @ScottThePisces

    Жыл бұрын

    I think they really wanted to push that mission because the previous games before it had no swimming mechanics

  • @spartankongcountry6799

    @spartankongcountry6799

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ScottThePisces Yeah makes sense. Still can't remember any fun swimming missions in any gta though.

  • @galalgaming8523
    @galalgaming8523 Жыл бұрын

    this is so fuuny at 3:46 i can't stop laugh for this point omg 😂😂😂

  • @JackBlpck427
    @JackBlpck427 Жыл бұрын

    Yo I remember watching you a few years ago. Still subscribed all these years later lol, editing is still on point too

  • @ChrisVideosGreek

    @ChrisVideosGreek

    Жыл бұрын

    agree

  • @shahan484

    @shahan484

    Жыл бұрын

    Same bababooey cat. Can't wait to watch this vid with my good friend Mr Quandale Dingle and his brother Quandale Doodaloo.

  • @gurkiratsingh9422

    @gurkiratsingh9422

    Жыл бұрын

    Ha brother same I used to watch him years ago when I didn't had a pc for gta sa so I used to play it on Android 😂😂

  • @phenomenonk1
    @phenomenonk1 Жыл бұрын

    Literally on point. The last test in the driving school and the Zero missions were pure rage fuel.

  • @MCDEMON-OG

    @MCDEMON-OG

    4 ай бұрын

    Stop capping zero mission are fun and easy

  • @saswatmohanty8132

    @saswatmohanty8132

    4 ай бұрын

    ZERO missions are optional 😂😂

  • @phenomenonk1

    @phenomenonk1

    4 ай бұрын

    @@saswatmohanty8132 thats right, but if you want to 100 % complete the game...

  • @loserguy1022

    @loserguy1022

    4 ай бұрын

    It depends. The Zero missions weren't near as bad on PC. I was actually shocked at how much easier it felt. But on console or w/ any type of joystick, forget it. Glad they are optional.

  • @ExpertContrarian

    @ExpertContrarian

    2 ай бұрын

    What’s hard about them? Serious question

  • @mufaddalhalai5749
    @mufaddalhalai57494 ай бұрын

    2:00 its funny how evey body has tried to go to san fierro like this

  • @milkan5089
    @milkan508910 ай бұрын

    3:30 OG LOC's eyes got me dead

  • @bluestar5812
    @bluestar5812 Жыл бұрын

    1:50 Oh my, how much I hated when the game softlocks when you try to change your clothes or enter a building. I used to think this happened to me because my GTA SA (PC) was pirated.

  • @TheDarkThief692
    @TheDarkThief692 Жыл бұрын

    0:48 CJ will never be a police officer now

  • @gentle285
    @gentle285 Жыл бұрын

    Your editing is top notch and supper funny!

  • @zaklocenie
    @zaklocenie3 күн бұрын

    The alley oop driving school mission pissed me off to no end as well as the pit maneuver one

  • @TheFedeGamer99
    @TheFedeGamer99 Жыл бұрын

    2:13 dont know why they didnt put that the ladder is scalable

  • @TheDarkThief692
    @TheDarkThief692 Жыл бұрын

    0:27 CJ : Shut up with your stupid instructions dude

  • @thelonewolf70x7

    @thelonewolf70x7

    Жыл бұрын

    And the dude kept saying the instructions to CJ, besides the fact that CJ was stomping the heck out of his skull. What a professional!

  • @Silver_Swan_MK2

    @Silver_Swan_MK2

    Жыл бұрын

    "Im trying to be a good person"

  • @flynigga424
    @flynigga4247 ай бұрын

    Bro the jet clips bring back all the times I had to get a different controller 😂😂

  • @LikeItSaysInTheBook
    @LikeItSaysInTheBook9 ай бұрын

    Seeing Driving School is bringing back so many unpleasant memories of going for 100%.

  • @ManinTidyWhities
    @ManinTidyWhities Жыл бұрын

    All those things like the underutilized lung capacity (which is only used once in a story mission), the RC plane mission, and the (omitted) gang territory takeovers (which requires you to control at least a majority of the map just to start the final mission), makes the damn train mission look easy and short

  • @zoltanz288

    @zoltanz288

    Жыл бұрын

    it is easy and short.

  • @generic_username95

    @generic_username95

    8 ай бұрын

    ​@@zoltanz288i mean yeah, all you have to do is follow the train...

  • @TheUKNutter

    @TheUKNutter

    8 ай бұрын

    ...follow the damn train, CJ!@@generic_username95

  • @nicolae-alexandruluca7853

    @nicolae-alexandruluca7853

    7 ай бұрын

    Honestly I never had any problems with any of these, not the planes, not the car training, not the plane training, not even the train mission, not once did I fail that mission

  • @MisterJohnDoe

    @MisterJohnDoe

    7 ай бұрын

    ​@@generic_username95Yeah. Just stay at the same speed as the train, don't hit anything, and don't get too close so Smoke can at least have some chance of hitting.

  • @Ahmed_X8792
    @Ahmed_X8792 Жыл бұрын

    this one is my nightmare 0:56

  • @mikebarnes6705
    @mikebarnes6705 Жыл бұрын

    For me, as a gta sa veteran, the "wrong side of the tracks" and the 3 zero missions were easy as hell ! But "N.O.E" was the...breaking point for me. Especially when you get to the country side and then a tree magically spawn in like the glitch shown in this video which kills you instantly !

  • @atharvamalandkar9267

    @atharvamalandkar9267

    Жыл бұрын

    Just has to maintain in the canyon and forest valley cover

  • @kul3013

    @kul3013

    Жыл бұрын

    foubd a mod to fix that sh

  • @VenusLancer

    @VenusLancer

    Жыл бұрын

    Noe es not that hard, i usually fly following the river, or just fly at high altitude, the missiles arent a real threat if you know how to evade them

  • @guguluiz1991

    @guguluiz1991

    10 ай бұрын

    Just fly over the sea

  • @Joosher56

    @Joosher56

    10 ай бұрын

    I would just fly over san fierro, it took longer but most of the skyscrapers were still low enough to not trigger the radar and the ones that are don’t last that long so you can just dip in and out of radar range and fly all the way back to the airstrip over the sea

  • @michaelhermankeen6162
    @michaelhermankeen6162 Жыл бұрын

    You sir, have just earned +1 subscriber. Great video!

  • @AD-kv9kj
    @AD-kv9kj Жыл бұрын

    Don't think I've ever died of hunger playing San Andreas, and I've played it to death over the last 2 decades.

  • @joerahme9030

    @joerahme9030

    9 ай бұрын

    Man I once forgot to pause and went off to play some music for like 2 hours, came back and CJ was standing infront of the hospital and had lost all of his muscle it was tragic

  • @MisterJohnDoe

    @MisterJohnDoe

    7 ай бұрын

    Not only that the game encourages you to eat to prevent it from happening, but saving the game "resets" it too. Unless you're really busy with something you're unlikely to get the hunger notifications.

  • @kailomonkey

    @kailomonkey

    4 ай бұрын

    Did you do all the vehicle missions? At least one of them the biggest challenge was reaching top rank before starving to death.

  • @AuroraWhite28

    @AuroraWhite28

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@kailomonkeyi remember i did taxi missions (50 in one go) Made sure to make my CJ reach Fat level 100% before doing this mission itself, and yet at the end of it cj was with 50% Fat

  • @kailomonkey

    @kailomonkey

    3 ай бұрын

    I think it was the fire engine mission that was tough even with 100% fat.

  • @suicide96
    @suicide96 Жыл бұрын

    not gonna lie 90' was most frustrating of school driving

  • @laszlozsurka8991

    @laszlozsurka8991

    Жыл бұрын

    I think the wheelie was worse. That one almost made me quit driving school.

  • @lovarins1220

    @lovarins1220

    Жыл бұрын

    It's my easiest lmao

  • @ketaminepoptarts

    @ketaminepoptarts

    Жыл бұрын

    for me it was city slicking, why did they decide a car that cant handle sharp turns was good for a grid based city

  • @laszlozsurka8991

    @laszlozsurka8991

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ketaminepoptarts City Slicking was a nightmare for me when I was going for all gold driving school tests.

  • @hybridAbsol

    @hybridAbsol

    Жыл бұрын

    @@laszlozsurka8991 its not that hard if you turn off traffic and control the Super GT twitchy handling

  • @headlessfreak
    @headlessfreak11 ай бұрын

    Can relate. I love your editing (:

  • @levimichael17
    @levimichael17 Жыл бұрын

    Awesome editing job 👍👍

  • @ChrisVideosGreek
    @ChrisVideosGreek Жыл бұрын

    1:22 LMAO l had that situation when l was doing the ambulance missions and l DIED AT THE LAST LEVEL.

  • @fatihkartal2513

    @fatihkartal2513

    Жыл бұрын

    What does music called?

  • @TheDarkThief692

    @TheDarkThief692

    Жыл бұрын

    @@fatihkartal2513 it's the music in Sonic 1 where you drown in water

  • @M3LT-D0WN

    @M3LT-D0WN

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheDarkThief692 Thanks homie

  • @la912

    @la912

    Жыл бұрын

    I felt that too bro

  • @Angelic_Disaster_
    @Angelic_Disaster_ Жыл бұрын

    2:18 The amount of jumpscares and disappointment I got when this happened to me...

  • @user-dm6uz1vw2c
    @user-dm6uz1vw2c4 ай бұрын

    Man so on point ,the nostalgia kicked right in

  • @sheriefwoodard8686
    @sheriefwoodard86868 ай бұрын

    This video is fueled with 109% nostalgia

  • @mrredchevelle2672
    @mrredchevelle2672 Жыл бұрын

    3:05 I lost it here

  • @MrUnlucky88
    @MrUnlucky88 Жыл бұрын

    By far one of the most nostalgia bringing funny videos. I remember all of this

  • @MrMatthewmullen100
    @MrMatthewmullen100 Жыл бұрын

    Amazing Video!

  • @N3XUS177
    @N3XUS177 Жыл бұрын

    You forgot the Catalina missions, anyone can tell how much retries they made because of those hard missions she gives to you.

  • @eliwallace3825

    @eliwallace3825

    Жыл бұрын

    fuck that ATV chase mission

  • @wingedhussarpolandball8291

    @wingedhussarpolandball8291

    10 ай бұрын

    more like skill issue

  • @duckyouyoulilshift329

    @duckyouyoulilshift329

    9 ай бұрын

    And she always insult you too

  • @Ireee702

    @Ireee702

    9 ай бұрын

    The worst part is that her missions are not really that hard, but she's SO ANNOYING

  • @HamzaKhan-vd5vc

    @HamzaKhan-vd5vc

    7 ай бұрын

    Nah Catalinia’s missions were fun were fun asf what u mean?? Basically 4 armed robberies lol and they aren’t hard at all, you must’ve never passed flight school with those skills

  • @IncognitaEX
    @IncognitaEX Жыл бұрын

    I miss that game. Even these annoying moments. GTA SA was one of the best games I've ever played.

  • @sobaschnique6674
    @sobaschnique6674 Жыл бұрын

    The most annoying is when you kill Ryder and Big Smoke and they say that’s mission failed. They don’t know the truth…

  • @lisvender
    @lisvender6 ай бұрын

    Good God, the TRAINING sequences! I must have blocked those memories out until I saw this

  • @itz_mega
    @itz_mega Жыл бұрын

    3:16 Literally the most annoying part in San Andreas

  • @codyvon.
    @codyvon. Жыл бұрын

    Public Fitting rooms be like: 2:54.

  • @NoName-ms8jb
    @NoName-ms8jb Жыл бұрын

    The trees rendering in front of the plane reminded me of when my brother had just got done screaming at the game, before a car raised out of the ground as he was driving which caused him to lose to a police chase. This was like 15 years ago and I still remember it.

  • @a.k-1shot3
    @a.k-1shot310 ай бұрын

    I love how you took big smoke to clucking bell in hopes he would let go of the train😂

  • @FarmerDrew
    @FarmerDrew Жыл бұрын

    2:40 the story of my entire life, like literally I was born 2 weeks late and I was so big I just burst out of my mother like he burst out the whip

  • @MAS_2005
    @MAS_2005 Жыл бұрын

    0:16 R E A L I S T I C Accident

  • @mirza_afaq295
    @mirza_afaq2959 ай бұрын

    Outro was awesome😂😂😂

  • @idontevenknow741
    @idontevenknow7416 ай бұрын

    This is the most relatable video on KZread

  • @TheDarkThief692
    @TheDarkThief692 Жыл бұрын

    1:15 Shut your mouth Cesar i'm in middle of the fight for my life

  • @riccardopetrina4212
    @riccardopetrina4212 Жыл бұрын

    What I hated the most was the mission where you had to catch up to the flying shamal. Anyway who else was incredibly happy when you were taken to a new state. I was so happy driving into SF and LV, all the new fighting skills, new vehicles and, most importantly, the modding shop Arch Angels. I loved tuning the Elegy.

  • @aimanazrie8944

    @aimanazrie8944

    Жыл бұрын

    I hated that too, but once I learned how to read the map, it become easy 😂

  • @vriyvn
    @vriyvn9 ай бұрын

    This is gold😂

  • @CallMeMimi27
    @CallMeMimi272 ай бұрын

    the comedic timing on some of these, specially the plane crashes almost killed me.

  • @zolamazibuko2762
    @zolamazibuko2762 Жыл бұрын

    The invisible trees is a kill annoyance. Especially after destroying the boats in Vertical bird.

  • @ultrasupermegakek2932
    @ultrasupermegakek2932 Жыл бұрын

    What's funny about the Woozie water mission is that this time I decided to take my time finding graffitis without any help, and decided to do it on a bike, and my endurance was near max by the time I got to that mission and it let me in on the first try with very little lung capacity. Bikes are actually useful, and mountain bikes have pretty nice speed so it wasn't even slow to move around

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