L A U G H!

@kimkai9005

5 жыл бұрын

YESH

@scforme

5 жыл бұрын

First

@warsquirtoise8983

5 жыл бұрын

jacksepticeye no u

@shhssh9804

5 жыл бұрын

LAUGH!

@alfiewilkes9035

5 жыл бұрын

I AM!

Caddy: Sir why don’t you try this club yet? Golfer: No don’t touch that! *piss goes everywhere*

@DoctorTex

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Church That’s sounds like something Caddy would actually do for a skit. XD

@nobodyinparticular8370

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 I died

@kodhii3091

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Church this comment has 666 likes

@eddieparker3548

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Church XD lol

@alexjewett7455

4 жыл бұрын

Gross

“They didn’t show the Comfort Wipe in use” *I don’t think you wanna see someone wipe their ass, Sean*

@lovetragic.

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@calvine295

11 күн бұрын

That's what I was thinking.

Imagine you acidently use the uro club while your golfing, and you swing it so hard when it hits the ball, it breaks, and everyone gets sprayed by old musty piss thats been in there for days

@ef-19tornado20

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂 this was hilarious

@shoelace403

2 жыл бұрын

I hate that I can see that in my head

@toadonline6494

2 жыл бұрын

@@shoelace403 I feel bad for u

@celestialphoenixqueen9258

2 жыл бұрын

that is absolutely disgusting and uncooth >.>

@hills625

2 жыл бұрын

I love this comment

Lovin Jack's trendy 80s haircut.

@ryan_1099

5 жыл бұрын

Hecc yeah.

@yuto2497

5 жыл бұрын

And the babes are back!

@_.yourlocalweeb._1788

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@starwarsfan9384

5 жыл бұрын

Beautiful

@dogdog8989

5 жыл бұрын

You it's a 'Kids Haircut'... says the guy in the commercial

comfort wipe: is clearly meant for disabled people who cant reach their ass sean: what

@notquiteasamazingjess

4 жыл бұрын

I know this comment is kinda old, and I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, and I truly apologize if this comes off as rude, but I think he was confused because A) They didn't have any demonstration of the product, and B) the commercial kept looping back to the reason the people advertising the product think abled people might buy it. If they had stuck with "hey, it can be hard to wipe, but you don't need to be embarrassed because we have a solution" instead of trying to find some reason for abled people to buy it, it would have made the purpose clearer. The main thing that confused me personally was "why buy this when you could get a bidet or something installed? Cuz you could get poop on that and then you'd have to clean it, and that's a lot of effort, especially for a disabled person." I do totally see where you're coming from though.

@icesilverwind

3 жыл бұрын

@@notquiteasamazingjess Right! The second ad was much better. It showed the problem, how the item solves the issue, demostrates. A+ Ad.

@zanemcewen1343

3 жыл бұрын

@@icesilverwind Well the problem is the FCC won't exactly let you go onto a commercial and say "Hey, wipe your ass with this thing" and show a visual demonstration will they?

@VanillaSchleep

3 жыл бұрын

Zane Mcewen yeah but they would let you use a 3d visual aid to help you understand how to use it

@_prince_idris_7614

3 жыл бұрын

They could have said that instead of them worrying about how "professional" it sounds

*D R A N K A L O T O F W A T E R I R E A L L Y H A V E T O G O* Jack: AHHH-

@mrcheese5476

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, what? God, I’m deaf.

@birddrink1684

3 жыл бұрын

Me: *sees dis comment* Me: heh... also Me: *W H E E Z E*

@kingpenguin5825

3 жыл бұрын

How do women use the uro club

@amirhamzah5859

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingpenguin5825 that’s a good question

@malachiatkinson7245

3 жыл бұрын

_Straight _*_fuckin'_*_ water._

"A wearable towel!" "You mean a robe? "Crap!"

Ultra absorbent Mother: *picks up baby* Me: so you can absorb your baby

@mr.funkbot7048

4 жыл бұрын

*ABSORB THE CHILD*

@mr.funkbot7048

4 жыл бұрын

*CORRUPT THEM ALL*

@sondrasue1855

4 жыл бұрын

*ULTRA REIGNS SUPREME*

@fugi8660

4 жыл бұрын

EME

@5hadowWolf

4 жыл бұрын

I'M DYING XD

“The comfort wipe is a modern solution” No a bidet is-

@thatonenotmentallyillmf3199

3 жыл бұрын

Well... You're not wrong...

@nyct0phile

3 жыл бұрын

when/if the pandemic ends a couple years from now people aren't going to find this as funny as it actually is lmao

@liyangajay8621

3 жыл бұрын

Peeps in my country didn't give an f about toilet paper cuz of bidets lol

@prolapsdrektem9264

3 жыл бұрын

Bidets are the where it's at. Saves so much money on toilet paper and works 3x better

@seanharrison6162

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's for people who have to wipe other people's asses

"This person has wrinkles, let's give them a controlled shock"

@bigboiinanut9967

2 жыл бұрын

I just realized what u were refering to, and let's say they are looking like they are ready for funtime!

@bigboiinanut9967

2 жыл бұрын

If you couldn't tell what game I'm a fan of from my pfp.

Subtitles: ‘Being a short guy has its disadvantages and its advantages BITE THIS THING’

*while golfing Hey jerry, why is your golf club sloshing? *sweats nervously

@alanacasper5522

4 жыл бұрын

*In the meantime, Gerald on the golf course has just finished half a bottle of cranberry juice and vodka* Gerald: *Slosh* Jerry: *Glances over* Gerald: *Nervous pissing* Jerry: What are you doing under your shirt, Gerald? Gerald: Uhh, nothing..

@whyamihere523

4 жыл бұрын

A group that all came together. They went out for drinks before golfing. A few minutes in, they all exchange glances as they reach for another club.

@esterkuusisto7374

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine, if club started leaking...

@sickfires9450

4 жыл бұрын

Jerry: oh, thats just the warm beer i smuggled in for you....

@corinjackson1152

4 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile in the background: Belinda: the f'*k is happening over there Nancy: no clue

well, *that's how mafia works*

@arkmid9055

5 жыл бұрын

xD

@eatyournugget2070

5 жыл бұрын

😂 stop

@prathamgupta1653

5 жыл бұрын

Noice

@nicomr05

5 жыл бұрын

xD

@frankynd723

5 жыл бұрын

Can u please subscribe to my youtube so I can win subscriber competition thank you it would mean a lot to me

The hair vacuum thing is actually something that’s used in the military. When they buzz all of your hair off they have a vacuum hose attached to it. It’s so there isn’t any cleanup and they can get through cutting everyone’s hair faster

Bring this series back seriously! The world needs it right now

@hudsontropp5638

3 жыл бұрын

Yes 👍

@kingpenguin5825

3 жыл бұрын

Jacksepticeyes funniest home videos: gone reduced to atoms

@camdenfix9096

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingpenguin5825 not anymore

@ConnonBallk7

3 жыл бұрын

Well now

@pandapuffzee8255

2 жыл бұрын

He can't buy EVERYTHING

They are so unreal that they become hyper realistic

@hiitsyourintroversy6170

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Y. I’ve seen you in the comment section of 50 videos!

@danielredd3222

5 жыл бұрын

@@hiitsyourintroversy6170 lmaov

@Crantrex

5 жыл бұрын

I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

@frostii_

5 жыл бұрын

i ran into u again??

@mckhiaa

5 жыл бұрын

Hey how you doing? Are you real friend?

"I want the people who make Comfort Wipe, to Get A Grip."

@glaivelover32

4 жыл бұрын

To get a Get A Grip

@chedhimsman1285

4 жыл бұрын

Get a groppeisjwhqhquiqw

@Lion-dg5zn

4 жыл бұрын

This made me think of using those grabby hands, putting toilet paper in it and wiping. I also think of Pikachu, but a fox with the head of Obama, but Obama’s a clown.

@xxscootz9957

4 жыл бұрын

Colby Szalay you shouldn’t be here.

@malakaimillsap4733

4 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏

I distinctly remember my late grandma having a Flowbee when I was little. She complained about it a lot, so I don't think she ever actually used it. Also, someone at one point told me that some of these products are literally designed with certain groups of people in mind (i.e. people with limited mobility) but they then market them to the general population to keep them cheap. Seeing that face mask at the end though makes me seriously question that claim.

That moment when George Clooney reveals he's used the Flowbee for years.... 2020 is surreal

@gamerovertron

3 жыл бұрын

Flowbee is amazing I used to have one, they are the best

@London-by6vr

3 жыл бұрын

Flowbee owner here

@gamerovertron

3 жыл бұрын

@@London-by6vr Flowbee is amazing, and i need another one as i no longer have it.

@mewmew8932

8 ай бұрын

its just the succ cut from waynes world

Sean:“it’s gonna make you look like a psychopath” Director of the Purge: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN

@squishy2923

4 жыл бұрын

The director of Us: WRITE THAT DOWN! THIS MAN KNOWS OUR PLANS!

@papertowel9667

4 жыл бұрын

Oscar's

@katrinahayes2624

4 жыл бұрын

The director of Friday the 13th: JOHN GRAB MY NOTE BOOK! WRITE DOWN EVERTHING!

@ryetye9351

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes wow

@kernm6400

4 жыл бұрын

Charles the French?

When Jack stops and checks his own hair, that is the moment where his existential crisis begins.

@angelhunter1901

3 жыл бұрын

Jack's inner thoughts: "am i me? am i truly jack? Or am i him? am i the thing i swore to destroy? am i Eternal? Am i Anti?"

@4pplecider757

3 жыл бұрын

Am I a Turtle?

@lilapercyperson5742

2 жыл бұрын

@@4pplecider757 yes.

Creepy old guy: “I’m just checking out my club!” *Chris Hansen has entered the chat* OH REALLY

11:05 The guy looks like he is from ancient Greece, ready to have a philosophical debate. XD XD

7:56 Jack looks so offended, it’s hilarious XD

@natecollins4398

5 жыл бұрын

xdemomorganissaltyx ;-; XD yes

@Switchblyyd

5 жыл бұрын

Poor jack ;~;

@Midge-ou3sz

4 жыл бұрын

7:57

@thunderusnight

4 жыл бұрын

He got scared for his future

7:38 "what other kinds of haircuts can you do with a flowbee?" "Just bounce it all over your head." -2019-

@jaydonders8882

5 жыл бұрын

SparkyStarLPS this was upload in 2019 so idk why you said -2019-

@Miss_Maddam

5 жыл бұрын

@@jaydonders8882 it's a quote

@jaydonders8882

5 жыл бұрын

SparkyStarLPS No it's not the only reason people say that is if the vid wasn't made in 2019

@barbarastephens4127

5 жыл бұрын

Is it OK that I laughed through the whole thing

@Mossishere

5 жыл бұрын

420th like

3:18 I really thought he understood it.... I was like, "yes, finally".... But no. If you are fat or have a limited range of motion because you are elderly or injured or disabled, you can't always reach your ass. You still need to wipe, but you can't reach it, and asking someone else to wipe for you isn't a fun thing. Using a tool like this adds to your reach without you having to stretch or contort in a way your body isn't physically able to. Always approach as seen on tv items with the mindset that they were made for someone with a disability. You can't bend enough to wipe? Comfort wipe. You need assistance getting out of the tub? Get a grip. Frequent urination in places without bathroom access for long periods of time? Uroclub. You don't have the ability to cut your hair and clean it up, but also struggle to go to great clips because you can't drive? Flowbe. You use crutches and can't carry your clothes to the bathroom when you shower, but can't hold the towel up when you go back to your room (and aren't using a robe because robes aren't meant to dry you)? Wearable towel. You had a stroke so half of your face muscles can't move and get exercise, but you want it to be less droopy? That mask thing that I couldn't hear the name of through Sean's screaming. Always look at the commercials as being advertised to people with disabilities, but packaged as a general audience thing to lower their costs.

@dracolysis

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! All of this! Many infomercial products that seem to over-exaggerate the level of difficulty doing something are most often doing so to imitate the difficulty had by people with disabilities. That thing that helps you slip on your sock? Not for lazy people, it is for people who cannot bend over. That thing that steadies the juice container so you can pour it with just one hand? Not for lazy people, it is for people who only have one hand. But since the emphasis is on the ease of use of the product and not the disability it assists, they always show able-bodied people using the products, which makes the extreme exaggeration amusing to watch. But the products are often life-changing accessibility items for people with disabilities who need self-autonomy.

@thestrangemusician168

10 ай бұрын

the thing that didn’t make sense about the comfort wipe was their insistence that toilet paper was gross, outdated, and you’d never have to use it again, but if i understand the product correctly, it just assists you in reaching your nether regions with the toilet paper. if they’d stuck to the messaging of “it helps you reach when you can’t” it would’ve been fine

It’s 2020 & my grandpa still refuses to go to a salon and instead cuts his hair with his Flowbee 🤦‍♀️

@gamerovertron

3 жыл бұрын

I agree with that man, flowbee is the best

@Alice-wx7cq

2 жыл бұрын

And then you can do that I can pick up a good amount time to get a job in a week and I would be hard pressed for it lovely and then it will take a few things for you and your partner will have a great time to

@egg3143

2 жыл бұрын

@@Alice-wx7cq What

"She's talking right into my SOUL" - Jacksepticeye 2019

@stopreadingthisormylawyerw4

5 жыл бұрын

Its jacksepticguy not Jacksepticguy

@Amanda-np6lb

5 жыл бұрын

2019 I apoligize

@stopreadingthisormylawyerw4

5 жыл бұрын

Oh I thought It was jacksepticguy

She just said "you'll never have to touch toilet paper again." "SHE'S TOUCHING TOILET PAPER!" (Laughs) cracks me up. Jacksepticeye, you're amazing!

@gayahhbihh

3 жыл бұрын

*(L A U G H s)

@kingpenguin5825

3 жыл бұрын

(LAUGHS in stock scary music)

How the hell was this 2 YEARS AGO.

@lpulvermacher3697

3 жыл бұрын

The Flowbee came out in the late 80's I think. (Ugh, I feel old!) Thankfully we never owned one!

@freehealthcare231

3 жыл бұрын

Wow how

@j-j8984

2 жыл бұрын

now it's three years old

@daytripper0912

2 ай бұрын

5 years ago

Today is Christmas so the intro when he said “did you have a nice Christmas?” I did actually l a u g h because it was pure coincidence

Jack:"they didn't show the comfort wipe In use?!?!?" Me:"......wait a minute"

@abbivoyles2882

4 жыл бұрын

alex destructocon *THUD* JACK: LAUGH!!

@LoneWarlock

4 жыл бұрын

alex destructocon I wanted to see it in action😂😂😂😂😂

Sally called. He wants his face back.

@slayerkifonna6831

5 жыл бұрын

Tyffanee Lavely yaaaas

@gunnersbadchild

5 жыл бұрын

Omg yes!

@therookiespeedruner666

5 жыл бұрын

That's what I thought too

@Chloe-ek3rx

5 жыл бұрын

Well done

@gen-2901

5 жыл бұрын

Sal is shaking in his grave

Jack: I think I've seen the worst of the worst. Baby Wee-Wee: I'm 'bout to end this man's whole career.

The face mask one: well time to get ready for the cult meeting

@bendingdemon6483

2 жыл бұрын

*Purge Alarm starts*

@josephpatterson2549

2 жыл бұрын

Ngl it looked like a cross between Jason's and Michael Meyer's masks

Infomercial: introducing the “Wearable Towel” Me: are you telling me you’re trying to sell me a Toga?

@Joyconnizant

4 жыл бұрын

Scourge Neo and while playing the dramaalert theme song?

@StarryDusty

4 жыл бұрын

I read this and thought of MHA

@TranzBoyAri

4 жыл бұрын

Wonder Wolf same here

@angelhunter1901

3 жыл бұрын

@@StarryDusty Same, i was thinking "I would love to buy toga, i think she would be fun to have around"

@MikhailYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@StarryDusty YES GO BEYOND PLUS ULTRA!

"I never look like I need a haircut, and I never look like I've ever had a haircut, if anything- it never looks like I have hair, but it always looks like I _do_ have hair- you know what I'm saying, Gary?" "Yeah, kids are weird."

@Ultimate_Dadzawa

3 жыл бұрын

its the middle ground. you dont look like you just got a haircut but you dont look like you need one

@SkyeRide001

3 жыл бұрын

Oh.

@Alice-wx7cq

2 жыл бұрын

And the fact is your mum doesn't work

@kingblueaxolotl6584

2 жыл бұрын

THE BABES ARE BACK

@metalmayhem3622

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ultimate_Dadzawa The lady saying that made me want to see if the product is still around. I feel like that's when my hair looks the best and I can't replicate that myself. I don't trust anybody else to cut my hair because they always go too short and I look like Courtney Cox from Scream 3.

I dont know what's more hilarious, Jack getting confused more and more about the Comfort Wipe, or when he though he finally understood it to be used as a back scrubber

7:55 is a moment I feel Jack actually feels called out.

using the uro club while it’s full “FOOOUUURRR” *Sploosh*

@madwaluigi7272

5 жыл бұрын

Glad you guys liked my joke

Explains that the comfort wipe helps people that cannot reach. Jack thinks it is for your back.

@CreatorOfGame

5 жыл бұрын

He also says big not short

@kittyboy456

5 жыл бұрын

And that is why he is our little bean.

@kaze66613

5 жыл бұрын

technically speaking, he's not wrong

@rigomunguia

2 жыл бұрын

l,

8:13 this dude be looking like a failed and retired angry bird gone wrong

When they are just "checking their club" I was like "Oh yeah they are checking their club alright"

@gamerovertron

3 жыл бұрын

I fully agree

Jack: “This is how you make a psychopathic murderer Me: Sally face who

@jazzybarri3071

4 жыл бұрын

I like (love) your dp

@ratinatrashcan9201

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@infuridancestudios7496

4 жыл бұрын

YuS SaLLy FaCe

@WatsonAndDaughter

4 жыл бұрын

SO HAPPY I WASNT THE ONLY ONE TO THINK THIS

@bugbug44

4 жыл бұрын

Shark Boi nah it kills movies

Imagine peeing in a golf club then swinging it and piss flying out😂

@elizabethjason4598

3 жыл бұрын

Wow this got me 😂😂😂

@markus_378

3 жыл бұрын

golden showers

@angelofdarkness1980

3 жыл бұрын

Grizzboy56 what’s it to you if I like it, mind ya own business, just because you don’t like it doesn’t mea I don’t have to, back off

@angelofdarkness1980

3 жыл бұрын

Grizzboy56 says the one who has a dr Phil baby as their pfp, if you don’t like me saying that then don’t diss gacha and back off

@markus_378

3 жыл бұрын

Dark.Gothic. Angel, that dr phil baby is meant to be “meme material”. you don’t have taste in pfps like that.

The Flowbee is just the Suck Cut from Wayne’s World! “It sucks, and it cuts!” “Well it certainly does suck 😁👍🏻”

YouTUBE: how many swear words are you going to say? Jack: Y E S

_Get ready for some epic funny ha-ha’s._

@DavidoveGluposti

5 жыл бұрын

I see you everywhere

@mederiksirois4199

5 жыл бұрын

That pfp works so good with that comment XD

@shipwreck8875

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Sambar where’s day 10

@ianjomarcaraballo5675

5 жыл бұрын

That 69 likes tho...don't want to ruin it.

@terrabite7685

5 жыл бұрын

can somebody teach me how to italicize my font on youtube, please, I need to make funny ha-ha's too!

the uro club was discontinued due to leaks. oh god.

@orvillechen9722

4 жыл бұрын

James white and the 0 leak guarantee that’s false advertising

@thedemoninyourcloset.

4 жыл бұрын

Bill, why is your golf club leaking strange yellow liquid?

3:25 I'm loving Jack's confusion as I already know what it is, being a CNA that takes care of the elderly, and some do use this thing

The "Comfort Wipe". For those who dont know how to use the 3 seashells...

@iank472

3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't know how to use the sea shells? HAHAHA!

@stonersquurtle6101

3 жыл бұрын

Dafuq?

@pundertalefan4391

3 жыл бұрын

I don't remember the reference. XD

@fatalrob0t

3 жыл бұрын

@@pundertalefan4391 demolition man.

@joecrouse2503

2 жыл бұрын

First you got to go curse at the fine machine

“Hey honey, I’m going to the store. Want anything?” “Oh yes please! Could you please get a Get A Grip?”

@skullcrusher1o165

4 жыл бұрын

That confused the fuck out of me

@Bugzilla0213

3 жыл бұрын

😂

Thats a MANLY BEARD U GOT THERE JACK

@kittyboy456

5 жыл бұрын

True, but he still sounds younger than my 16 year old brother..love it too much

@robinbruce7838

5 жыл бұрын

Yes his beard is nice

@kyhost9578

5 жыл бұрын

Abrein Ochoa26 ikr!! He needs to keep it!

@madwaluigi7272

5 жыл бұрын

with a childish haircut

@paralysleeps

5 жыл бұрын

THEM *BOSSY* BEARD

Does anyone else come here and re-watch this type of videos of Jack's when they are down and feeling very low? Thank you Jack for everything that you do.

Actually the comfort wipe is useful for people with disabilities and seniors that live alone. It may seem stupid and pointless to others, but for those that actually need it, its actually really helpful

So the beard goes on? Thank you Lumberjacksepticeye. Very cool.

@corinnawestgate7945

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah dat beard tho

@jakobdill4637

5 жыл бұрын

Who just started jacksepticeye this year

@jakobdill4637

5 жыл бұрын

Just me

@jakespruce1459

5 жыл бұрын

Lumber huh? Jack get ready for a copyright claim for stealing name!

@master-anarkey

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahaha

When jack hits the white board and says, “laugh” I LOSE IT every time!😂

@sagetheperson3295

5 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@Padfoot74

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@artnerd.o3202

5 жыл бұрын

*SAME*

@Alibi117

5 жыл бұрын

You do as your told. Good

@Clixtos

5 жыл бұрын

Umm ok? I dont laugh at these, I think I have chronic depression

The comfort wipe is for older and bigger people who can’t reach, they don’t want help from others but need help wiping their bumholes

My dad bought the flowbee when us kids were younger. If you want a trim before you actually cut/style your hair with someone STABBING a blunt object with hard, plastic guards onto your head as you cry while getting yelled at to hold still, I recommend it.

11:30 "Feck!" And, as usual, Sean's true irish comes out.

@casualgamerclips

4 жыл бұрын

It's music to my ears

@casualgamerclips

4 жыл бұрын

You mean 11:28?

@christythibodeaux9313

4 жыл бұрын

Btw it’s Seán not Sean

Sean...remember that one time you started playing the Sims 4 and were creating Steve McBoss and you wished you had a big ol beard? Well, now you have it. 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@luceroproudlock8028

5 жыл бұрын

The Honest One true lol

@-sanju-

5 жыл бұрын

Not really a big beard, but he's getting there.

@gyasalmahayni5869

5 жыл бұрын

Bring the sims backkk

My grandmother uses the comfort wipe, she puts the clean paper on, and it helps her to reach behind and wipe herself. Then she just pushes the button and it drops into the toilet behind her, before she pulls it back. it remains clean. It is for older people!!

I love making fun of products but I think we often forget that these gimmick-y products are usually made for differently abled folks who may not be able to do that same things that able-bodied folks can

@joecrouse2503

2 жыл бұрын

First it's not differently abled it's disabled. Differently abled is what people who aren't disabled say to make it seem they give a shit about how disabled people feel. Second you're right that gimmicky products are often for disabled people but for the life of me I can not think of a disability that would allow you to piss in a golf club shaped tube but not just pee in the bushes

@joecrouse2503

2 жыл бұрын

I don't often think of myself as disabled but I am. I have ADHD which is a disability and I have asthma which is a disability. If someone called me disabled I would not mind. If someone called me differently abled I would think them a patronizing jackwad and be tempted to beat them upside their head

@xVadRay

2 жыл бұрын

"Different abled folks" that is so dumb You mean people with disabilities ffs

@anarchy1236

8 ай бұрын

It's not "differently abled". It's disabled

your face isn’t toned enough? LET’S MOTIVATE IT WITH A CONTROLLED SHOCK

@chiakira9694

4 жыл бұрын

Fnaf: Sister location

@trae5394

4 жыл бұрын

You should

@duketherat2062

4 жыл бұрын

The meme is back yesss

@azucar_skull

4 жыл бұрын

**starts to have an asthma attack** XD

@zanelock3197

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that why ennard wears a mask

Children: daddy where do the Christmas elves go when it’s not Christmas. Daddy: they go onto the internet and find stupid and funny content working for a brilliant man called jacksepticeye

@rieandrique

3 жыл бұрын

Santa, who

@AngieAJ

3 жыл бұрын

@@rieandrique Santa Claus

@DarkShadic9632

3 жыл бұрын

Is Sean an Irish Santa Claus

@leahdapanda4187

3 жыл бұрын

how did jack not like this? lol

@matthewchristeson6589

3 жыл бұрын

Oh

Imagine you and your friends go golfing. Hours later you and your buds are about to head home after a day of failer, then suddenly Daniel is growing and moaning while holding a golf club to hi's junk.

Ah yes, going back into 2019, when things were normal

“And it appears to everyone that your just checking out your club.” Are we thinking about the same club?

@yee8598

4 жыл бұрын

@strawberry smith ah yes a fellow scholar (Dwight wants to know your location)

@amrl7796

4 жыл бұрын

That's some Kirby shit right there

"as you can see, it sucks as it cuts" It CeRtAiNlY DoEs SuCk

@HentaiJesus69

4 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment....party on Wayne

@person8236

4 жыл бұрын

Party on garth!

As someone who broke my dominant arm really bad a few years ago, the comfort wipe was actually incredibly useful while I healed. It comes off ridiculous to people who are able bodied, but when you can't reach to wipe properly because you are injured, or impaired, it's really nice to have tools that extend your reach and let you clean yourself without help.

9:12 can we all just stop for a moment to appreciate how much jack just sprayed it and didnt say it just there

12:41 its Sally face! Welcome back

@4rtiphi5hal19

5 жыл бұрын

no it's dwight

@birdboy5381

5 жыл бұрын

@Khaye N Kazashi that part always freaks me out cause that's my name!

I actually know the intended audience of some of these! The toilet paper holder is for disabled people, who don't have the flexibility to do it the normal way. Same thing with the wearable towel - if you don't have the coordination/finger strength to tie a robe or fasten a towel, something like that is actually helpful! A lot of ridiculous infomercial products are for disabled people, actually - for example, blankets with sleeves were originally designed for people in wheelchairs. They're marketed this way because many people don't think that the disabled make for a profitable enough market, so they try selling it to the general public, and the results are... well, you watched the video.

@RobinFlysHigh

5 жыл бұрын

Yep. Exactly

@hallian9827

5 жыл бұрын

That's true, but I don't know if disabled people would benefit from the URO club either 😂😂

@DajuOnYoutube

5 жыл бұрын

But he's actually some kind of stupid for not getting the comfort wipe. It's ridiculously obvious who it's for and most of the time is spent on how it's now possible without help like with the elderly lady he made fun of and the section where he goes "Ooooh, you can wipe your back? But why..." were about people with reduced mobility. I finaly thought he got it after the "ooooh [it's so obvious now]" but he turned out to be a lost cause. He didn't even really get what it was for and claimed it wasn't displayed well enough... The golfclub were obviously also mainly about a elderly man and most people have heard that it's more frequent and harder to hold when you get older. It's pretty much impossible to miss in all kinds of entertainment. The rest that i can remember seem like they wouldn't be uniqely useful to the disabled.

6:25 This is STRAIGHT UP just Spiderman 2 PS2 voice acting

The wearable towel is just a bathrobe that you can wear as a toga. Like the moment i saw the guy wearing it on one shoulder i LITERALLY just started chanting "Toga, Toga, Toga"

"One bouncy motion is all it takes to change someone's life." H m m

@vedelek8859

3 жыл бұрын

Badboyhalo intensifies

@neotheshadowwarrior4082

3 жыл бұрын

@@vedelek8859 wh-

JACK! I remember way back you played a game called "The Long Dark" and now the game is very updated and the developers put a lil thing in the game for you. Guys like this so Jack can see it!

@princessthyemis

5 жыл бұрын

They did?! That's so cool!!!

@wack1792

5 жыл бұрын

@@princessthyemis yess it's a note in the quanset in coastal highway

@c0lossus369

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@tristonbell2314

5 жыл бұрын

how u know him

@sgt.killjoy7466

4 жыл бұрын

If he read it When your at it play Hotine Miami

I remember the Flowbe my grandmother cut my hair with that thing for like a whole year till it mysteriously broke

@RabblesTheBinx

Жыл бұрын

The haircuts were that bad, huh?

The towel one sounds great to get for giving a cat a bath! You wear it, wash and rinse your cat, and your protected from all of the water they get on you during the process 😂.

The comfort wipe is a product thats made to help people who have an issue REACHING thats why the “bigger guy” and the elderly talking about needing help like it. Most infomercial products that feel ‘ridiculous’ are actually designed for people with disabilities like shaky hands, difficulty with moving their body, or just overall have a harder time with “simple/basic” stuff. Im just saying all this for clarification the commentary and jokes still made me die with laughter i love these videos!

@Imagin8io

5 жыл бұрын

The issue is that it never demonstrated the wipe. It danced around the subject so much that its main use was actually unclear.

@applefructose

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, that’s what I was going to say, and you put it quite well. I have a good friend that had a stroke and has some limited mobility, and a lot of times when I see these “cheesy” ads, I think “Hey, that’d be great and helpful for my friend!” Yes, they often look ridiculous, and make both me and my friend laugh, but they can also be genuinely helpful, and are usually initially designed to help disabled folk. Obviously not all of them though.

@thaispujolortiz5084

5 жыл бұрын

I honestly never saw it in that way actually, I mean I guess some ads are more clear to what kind of people goes but maybe the way they promote it makes them look silly

@ryoshima4103

5 жыл бұрын

That's the problem with so many ads. They neglect to cater their advertisements to their actual audience (ie people with disabilities who need these things) and market them to the broadest audience which just leaves people hella confused as to what the fuck they're gonna use it for.

@jackpaijmans9104

5 жыл бұрын

@@ryoshima4103 with most products they kind of need people without a disability to buy the product to drive down the price. And if the target demographic is made clear, those people that drive the price down won't buy the product. Think of the snuggie for example. So the people that buy it as a gimmick helps the price for the people that need it.

To get serious for a moment, a lot of these “weird” products are made for people w/ disabilities (ex. Snuggie, Comfort wipe, wearable towel, etc). Not all of them, but most of them

@anzaca1

4 жыл бұрын

They never say that, though.

@decklandknee6918

4 жыл бұрын

@@anzaca1 That's because they're trying to market to more people than just a specific group. Snuggies are for people with wheelchairs but half the people I know have one. I would use the comfort wipe because I have a really bad back and shoulder problems (that they actually did mention in the vid). They wouldn't make any money off of abled people if they were like "THIS IS ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH THE ARTHRITIS".

@quack2390

4 жыл бұрын

Wait how is the wearable towel for people with disabilities?

@PianoViolinGuitar

4 жыл бұрын

Risotto Nero same idea as the Snuggie and wheelchair. Keeping a towel up while trying to man your own wheelchair can be difficult. Or even could be for those who aren’t neurotypical and don’t understand covering up/like to take their clothes off (i.e. those with severe autism, those that suffer from rye syndrome, etc) . It’s also great for children too.

@quack2390

4 жыл бұрын

@@PianoViolinGuitar ah thanks for explaining

I love Sean’s hair in this video.

Wow 4 years already and its still making me laugh

Infomercial Guy: "They like it very short here," *gestures to the sides* "and then long..." Sean: "... I feel called out."

“What’s his obsession with kids?” I’m pretty sure they knew no adults were gonna let that thing even touch their scalp, so they were banking on selling to parents who want to be cheap with their kid’s hair 😂

I would absolutely love to see jack make new videos of Jacksepticeye funniest videos again because there's new as seen on TV products that i know jack would get a huge laugh out of.

"Toilet paper is archaic and disgusting. That's why we made the Comfort Wipe." Dude. Bidets?? Get a bidet!!

Jack: Couldn't i just buy a towel and put three holes in it? I say the same thing about buying pre-ripped jeans lol

@spookiuwu768

5 жыл бұрын

Go ahead. Cut them. I dare you. Theyll look awful lol

@kittyboy456

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, but I still love them..dos jeans is comfy

@BAMGM

5 жыл бұрын

milky moo they look awful either way so effect is the same lmao

Level 1 toilet paper Level 50 comfort wipe *ThAt’S hOw MaFiA wOrKs*

@nuckypuck

5 жыл бұрын

Oh get a grip.

@bomk1680

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@dragonkingcc8795

5 жыл бұрын

A comfort grip

@nevang6314

5 жыл бұрын

pampers baby wipes level 100

@trenchcoatsamurai6757

5 жыл бұрын

Level 100: Uro Club

The Flowbee actually haa a legitimate use for astronauts on the ISS. That's about all I can see it being useful for.

@adrienfox6228

3 жыл бұрын

Disabled people who cant afford haircuts and can't do them yourself

“this is how to make a psychopathic murderer” i can see the character arc already it malfunctions and burns into their face and is forever stuck as they hunt down the creators of the mask 🥺😌🥰

“Just checking out your club” sounds like a euphemism

@peopleandanimalslovm

5 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking 😂😂

@mollyp224

5 жыл бұрын

"Oh yeah guys, no big deal just polishing my club"

@kellensteyer2842

5 жыл бұрын

@@mollyp224 thank you for that 😂😂😂

@mollyp224

5 жыл бұрын

@@kellensteyer2842 :)

Jack: I could buy it for like 5 pounds. Me: *coughs in American*

@savannahmick7432

4 жыл бұрын

tru tho

@cutecat304

4 жыл бұрын

£5 = $6.49

@thanoschin7106

4 жыл бұрын

Flakes of Temmie we pay cheeper

@serpxn

4 жыл бұрын

*laughs in British*

"Hey John, what you doin' there?" "Just pissin' in my golf club" "What"

The people who made the Comfort Wipe infomercial clearly did not consider a bidet 🤣😂🤣😂

I can just imagine JACK'S reactions to Cyanide and Happiness

@thehalobro9622

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@JMGamingCR

3 жыл бұрын

Or happy tree friends

@straypilot7296

3 жыл бұрын

*oh no.*

@ShadowWolf14__

3 жыл бұрын

I would absolutely l o v e to see that

@ptvsizzledpickle2769

3 жыл бұрын

Please Jack, we need this

You swing with the golf club and hear it sloshing

@kristinbrotherton1557

5 жыл бұрын

imagine how bad it would smell ew

@kristinbrotherton1557

5 жыл бұрын

someone borrows it, "ew it smells like urine"

@CommanderNissan

5 жыл бұрын

I’m just inspecting your golf club, what’s so wrong with that.

@Chaotic_Chickens

5 жыл бұрын

Cmdr. Knisan - I mean, as long as ya don’t mistake it for a fancy water bottle, then check away friend😁. Just, don’t breath by it.

@cjwarsh4289

5 жыл бұрын

luma noooooooooo

jack:that looks like a iron maiden for your face me:SHES READY FOR THE ANNUAL PURGE

I was feeling down and this lifted my spirits. Thank You Sean 😁😁