imagine coming out to your dad like that "i'm gay" "oh that's fine" "for my car, Chase"

@JavierEscuella1911

2 жыл бұрын

“Bruh”

@silverthekitsune7007

2 жыл бұрын

“I have no son”

@Toria._.

2 жыл бұрын

Roger taylor

@steezyian

2 жыл бұрын

@@Toria._. i was literally thinking this

@jacobchristopher7085

Жыл бұрын

"I get intimate with my car" Me:😐😐

jack: "top of the morning... no that's stupid" me: *uncontrollable sweating*

@Razi98

4 жыл бұрын

**confused screaming**

@lucasisstupid625

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Your_neighborhood_Indoraptor

4 жыл бұрын

KingRanVII LOL

@user-zq3mu1qc4x

4 жыл бұрын

Grabs spray bottle*

@mimithebunno

4 жыл бұрын

I'm your 1k like

“Hey uh dude?” “Yeah?” “Why does your gear shift have lube on it?” “Uhhhhhh....”

@aaliyabatool587

3 жыл бұрын

Please shut up :/

@Unlimited_Vis

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaliyabatool587 no u

@idaxius_

2 жыл бұрын

The 0 - 60 must be fast

@komedi8902

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaliyabatool587 bruh, had a bad day??

@mcpooperson3466

2 жыл бұрын

Its not lube its spit.

"I've read fanfic like this!" Excuse me, Sean, what? Wanna run that by me again? Just one more time?

@nixcleon6970

3 жыл бұрын

"I've played a game like this!" Is probably more concerning.

@acerune8378

3 жыл бұрын

@@nixcleon6970 a lot of youtubers played the game cause it’s weird, it’s called Stick Shift.

@glamourchick21

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, I once read a fanfic about a guy having sex with a deck of cards.

@animaloversammy

3 жыл бұрын

@@glamourchick21 explain please? Was this a specific fandom? I need more info

@lemdem

3 жыл бұрын

@@glamourchick21 link?

"My name is Sean, I'm 14 years old" That kid has an impressive beard

@sammieegoldwand

5 жыл бұрын

yeah

@gennakelly5453

5 жыл бұрын

XD wow Jack Lol

@Idk-rr8mt

5 жыл бұрын

I like de beard

@angelinajernigan213

5 жыл бұрын

LOL HAHA!!!!!!

@goob9727

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah

"We had a catchphrase... what is it ? Craft ?" "Being addicted to punching trees" He knew all the time

@karahiggason9840

4 жыл бұрын

*hears the word craft and has war flashbacks*

@princey_06

4 жыл бұрын

“Being addicted to Minecraft? That’s epic bro”

@KohenBlassingame

4 жыл бұрын

“I’m 27 years old and I’m in a serious relationship with my car”. Guard: stop you’ve violated the law

@lapislily9793

4 жыл бұрын

Bulldoggirl300 Omg yes i’m so glad someone noticed like me

"Then just go eat a bucket of sand then!" Little did he know, there was a woman that ate sand in the same show

Jack "GLORIA YOU HAVE A PROBLEM! ICHIGO'S NOT REAL!" Me "GLORIA GODDAMMIT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, ICHIGO'S 15 YEARS OLD"

@Unlimited_Vis

2 жыл бұрын

BE THE CENTER OF ATTRACTION

@apolianxi

2 жыл бұрын

@@Unlimited_Vis IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME ACTION

@abbie_joan

Жыл бұрын

he is? I would call bullshit...but anime has a real problem with presenting teens as mature looking and "adults" as looking and acting like children

@spencersinclair2239

Жыл бұрын

@@abbie_joan yeah in the first episode he states "I'm 15 and in high school" and subsequently is 17 during the fullbring arc and like 27 during tybw I believe

My Strange Addiction: Watching an Irish man scream for hours on repeat.

@mara6552

5 жыл бұрын

MOOD

@djray8406

5 жыл бұрын

Baldies cumming for nathanial

@carlosmedrano3945

5 жыл бұрын

No way me too

@marct6613

5 жыл бұрын

@@djray8406 I get it... I don't want to, but I do...

@envious2247

5 жыл бұрын

👌

"*jolly music* hi, my name's teresa :D" jack: oh! "...and i'm addicted to eating rocks *CRUNCH*" jack: TERESA NO

"We had a catchphrase. What was it? Craft?" *DanAndPhilCRAFTS war flashbacks intensify*

@gatorfruit

2 жыл бұрын

THERE IT IS I WAS LOOKING FOR MY PEOPLE

The strangest addiction is not in this video. It's the woman who eats her dead man's ashes. Yes.

@titybity

3 жыл бұрын

NOOO BRO I SEEN THAT ONE

@Hyenla28

3 жыл бұрын

What the F-fuc k ..

@flevami

3 жыл бұрын

I once heard about this lady who really wanted to go blind, so she poured acid into her eyes. But this? Excuse me?! Bruh I'm done with the internet for today. What in the actual fuck

@himalayanmount

3 жыл бұрын

I beg your fucking pardon, WHAT!!??

@Madgerger1205

3 жыл бұрын

What.... THE FUCK

I think Jack has an addiction to abusing the white board

@capitalismatitsfinest

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@dallasedmonds2847

5 жыл бұрын

you should see lazarbeam

@lazzyowo140

5 жыл бұрын

True.

@rezaulkreza

5 жыл бұрын

I Don't Think Jackaboy Has A Gal To Smack Thats Why He Smacks The Whiteboard

@icecold_tea

5 жыл бұрын

STOP WHITE BOARD ABUSE!!!!!

*meme says "I'm gay!"* Jack doesn't realize it forshadows that "Chase" is a dude

That first one though, why didn't she just each coffee beans, that fits under the same taste and feel she was talking about.

“Dad, I’m gay” “Oh, son, I’m glad you felt comfortable telling m-“ “I‘m in a sexual relationship with my car” “Oh”

@epicmemethief8097

5 жыл бұрын

De fuck son

@AngelWingsYT

5 жыл бұрын

i laughed too hard at the addiction way too hard

@milkychessu7726

5 жыл бұрын

Don't Just "oh" him Thomas!

@nathan-em1jf

5 жыл бұрын

Disowned.

@maharajdattumaharaj5360

5 жыл бұрын

A *_dick_* tion... It's addiction...

Normal person: Voice actor Jack, an intellectual: v o c a l a c t r e s s

@robinthegoblin05

4 жыл бұрын

I love your username and pfp lol

@kath26

4 жыл бұрын

@@robinthegoblin05 Thanks!

@decimatedstar218

4 жыл бұрын

phil howell's houseplant EmoCringefest2005 same

@vampyrezz

4 жыл бұрын

Nice name and pfp 🖤

@kath26

4 жыл бұрын

@@vampyrezz Thanks! I see I've found a fellow killjoy!

Imagine working at a store and u see someone buying like 15 bleach bottles, and they keep coming back to get more 🤣

@yogurttot7072

3 жыл бұрын

I'd be concerned about a possible serial killer at that point

@HaliaStone

3 жыл бұрын

@@yogurttot7072 I'm surprised they don't have a limit on stuff like that

@joliebokeh1958

2 жыл бұрын

I'd think "serial killer" before I'd think "addicted to using bleach"

@deadacewill4227

2 жыл бұрын

She walks out and then a few minutes later come back for more, then it's just back and forth till they clear the shelf

@kupkate04

2 жыл бұрын

I think I'd be notifying the police about a possible mass murderer.

The fear that hit Jacks face with the Nathaniel car "Fun Time" was so freaking funny

Santa's elfs: We bring joy to all. Jack's elfs: hold my candy cane.

@arashkmahshidfar7780

5 жыл бұрын

Am I an idiot that I don't understand the joke?

@damboy5555

5 жыл бұрын

@@arashkmahshidfar7780 your not a idiot you just not a true fan

@arashkmahshidfar7780

5 жыл бұрын

@@damboy5555 hmmmmmm was it in one of his jacksepticeye's funniest home videos?

@damboy5555

5 жыл бұрын

His elfs are the people who bring him videos

@arashkmahshidfar7780

5 жыл бұрын

@@damboy5555 Ik but... whatever I am dead inside.

Jack: *Talking about the girl who eats rocks* Me eating ice: *nervous sweating*

@steph4668

4 жыл бұрын

Well, at least ice is just water. A lot of rocks have had to be in the ground, so...

@Deeznutshaha69

4 жыл бұрын

True

@literalfrogpiss5677

4 жыл бұрын

my friends do that so ur fine

@JenIsHungry

4 жыл бұрын

@@steph4668 technically, ice is a mineral while water is not

@Buttercup516

4 жыл бұрын

I do it

I'm watching Jacksepticeye do his job while sitting in the tutoring zoom call for my job while waiting for students to show up and ask for help...

@adhdchild1515

Жыл бұрын

This is so funny to me

Jack: "Take care of your teeth!" Me: Okay. (sips coca cola)

@philipwest140

3 жыл бұрын

Seán does have a very good point of saying that even though I drink Monster and Red Bull.

@mangoisatango

2 жыл бұрын

@@philipwest140 ew

@philipwest140

2 жыл бұрын

@@mangoisatango I take it that you’re not a fan of the energy drinks. I understand and I accept that 100%. Each one of us has our own opinion of the matter. My mother absolutely hates the stuff that she doesn’t even like the smell of them.

@mangoisatango

2 жыл бұрын

@@philipwest140 yeah but red bull and monster drinks are not good for your body and health.

@philipwest140

2 жыл бұрын

@@mangoisatango that IS a very good point and I might try and stop them because I’m diabetic and I have been in hospital 2 maybe 3 times cos of them.

I love that he finds the rock eating the weirdest when that is the only of these addictions that has an actual scientific explanation lol. There's a condition people can have where their body lacks certain minerals, it makes them crave clay or rocks to get those minerals.

@komi-sanmustbeprotected5665

3 жыл бұрын

Good old Pica Disorder

@broimsobbingrnbro8146

3 жыл бұрын

Huh. Never knew that was a thing. Ya learn something new everyday!

@blackclover2061

3 жыл бұрын

Thnx for the science lesson teach

@thesymaster3844

3 жыл бұрын

I sadly have Pica disorder.....well it could be worst...

@midnightblueraven

3 жыл бұрын

@@catboysinc.7690 ow I just got tingles through my arms

Jack: “Go eat a bucket of sand! Stop eating rocks!” Me: “but...isn’t...what?”

@_SF__

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@totallyahumancalled_evan1097

4 жыл бұрын

Amanda Stallman So I’ve eaten Rocks?

@user-je8ot6qe6h

3 жыл бұрын

Anakin:no.... I hate sand

@evanschipull3102

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-je8ot6qe6h its coarse and its gets everywhere

@Spifferson698

3 жыл бұрын

Amanda Stallman yup

When he kisses his car I was very weirded out

@sofyuchiha9

3 жыл бұрын

I almost threw up my dinner. just aint right man,

@manofmoths2092

2 жыл бұрын

As you should be

@quillmorningstar8713

2 жыл бұрын

Same, but at least it's not like he's hurting anybody. Unless the car is sentient but that seems impossible. It's weird and he might need some help, sure. But at least it isn't as bad as the other ones I have seen on the show.

@loremipsum980

2 жыл бұрын

Idk man, I'd rather him making out and getting it on with an inanimate object than doing it with sentient beings with feelings and thoughts that he shouldn't be attracted to :v Pedophiles, zoophiles, etc are way WAY worse.

Drinking paint addiction: *exists* Me: EVERY NIGHT WHEN I'M LAYING IN BED, I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT TASTY LED-

@JarodMoonchild1975

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's spelled 'Lead', but I could be wrong, as I'm not a native speaker of english. But my point is LED is those bright energy efficient lights/bulbs.

Seàn, trying to “remember” his phrase: “Top if the morning...no, that’s stupid” Me: *incoherent screeches of suffering*

@nicolewoods88

4 жыл бұрын

Nice joke

@gamingcentralcommando7772

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@3ch0Flower

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@Deeznutshaha69

4 жыл бұрын

Ha

@oceaniceclipse8400

4 жыл бұрын

Same

The lady who washed her house with bleach every morning was ahead of the curve for coronavirus.

@dontplease3361

4 жыл бұрын

○○ ______

@tylerthompson1961

3 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

@jazmainiandevil8485

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@kateturner298

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t eat bleach kids

@randomknowledgeperson2872

3 жыл бұрын

And the girl who ate rocks was ahead of the curve on GETING coronavirus

Jack I’m concerned at what the hell kinda fanfics are you reading 😂

my strange addiction: Watching a smol Irish potato scream at other peoples addictions for hours on repeat

Heather: ... And I'm addicted to drinking paint. Jack: *just done with this crap* okay.

@ImRobin07

5 жыл бұрын

*Arkos!*

Woman: I’m addicted to drinking paint Jack/Sean: *softly says* “okay” Me: dies of laughter

@danny98432

3 жыл бұрын

*juh-sean

@hxneyedbellsss

3 жыл бұрын

@@danny98432 😂

@tenkoshigaraki1233

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@toxicfish2223

3 жыл бұрын

I died a little inside since i laughed to much

@issacrawwwhh989

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm addicted to drinking paint" Me: juicy, reekid?

"I'm not fat it's just rock wieght"

@TinyBoom64

2 ай бұрын

Not bad I like this joke 👍

15:57 ninjamuffin: Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!

"Is the power back?" Jack: Yes "What was the cost?" Jack: The top of the morning

@grace-taylorsversion-9058

4 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile: Jack's fans: WHAT DID YOU DO? WHERE'D IT GO?!

@farrahgarduque3119

4 жыл бұрын

Army

Nathaniel is always “riding” chase everywhere

@tomcommenter2650

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you ned Ned Flanders.

@julianabmv

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomcommenter2650 Your welcome

@inMaJammies

3 жыл бұрын

👁️ 👄 👁️

@august8678

3 жыл бұрын

iN PUBLIC

@TYLERSWIFTSWORD

3 жыл бұрын

@@august8678 the exhibitionism is strong with this one

Saw an episode of this where one guy was addicted to eating glass, another one was eating couch foam and another was drinking nail polish and I’m like how are you ppl still alive! On another note, I’m a dental assistant and the rock lady biting rocks makes me cringe so hard 😭😣

@philipwest140

3 жыл бұрын

I have to agree with you on this one. How the actual hell ARE these people still alive?! They must have the strange addiction gods shining down on them or something.

@Hileavemealone

2 жыл бұрын

@@philipwest140 You see, one day, a few gods had decided to come together to create something beautiful. They made the earth, they made the plants. The oxygen, and the not oxygen. Until they made the animals. When they made the various animals, they decided for some reason that creating humans was a good idea. So they did. But along the way, there were a few anomalies. These anomalies made dumbass decisions and were really hard to kill. Normally these would be considered, y'know, normal fucking people, but the biggest difference was that these beings used their near immunity to death to drink nail polish and reeaally love their vehicles. And thus concludes the story of why the gods abandoned this timeline.

Jack: I’ve read fan fiction about that Me: excuse me

@torakunoichi

2 жыл бұрын

Not only that but he’s played a game where you fuck a car

Nathaniel: "I'm in a sexual relationship with my car" Jack: *motorcycle noises*

@upsidedowntypist6799

5 жыл бұрын

*notices exaushast* uwu whats this

@colony_ark06

5 жыл бұрын

I like trains... Meow

@maddiesandstrawberriesfunp1148

5 жыл бұрын

Hi I'm on my mom's account and my name is Madison 😊. I'm a big fan of jacksepticeye. And I was just wondering OMG my mom is going to Kik my ass. No I'm just kidding. Where is the old jack we All Loved the old sexy green hair guy 😍.

@colony_ark06

5 жыл бұрын

@@maddiesandstrawberriesfunp1148?

@colony_ark06

5 жыл бұрын

@TAIYA WHEELING wtf why do 2 year olds have keyboards like wtf

9:26 Jack: “I’ve read fan fictions like this!” Me: *unholy screeches* Later: “Nathanial is in a committed relationship with a car he named Chase.” Me: *demonic screech!*

@Beesyboi

4 жыл бұрын

Bring forth the holy handgrenade

16:20 the sound the dad made was so funny. Like a "oh that's definitely weird but ok" sound.

“I like adding bleach to my bath water” Jack: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! SHE TAKES BATHS!!!

“My elves are probably out there dead somewhere at this point.” That got real dark fast.

@_catulus

5 жыл бұрын

@Nightshader Just got some FNaF vibes.

@Idk-rr8mt

5 жыл бұрын

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!*

"I'm addicted to drinking paint" Sean: "okay" *sits in corner of dark room, rethinking entire life choinces*

@doggeenayter

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t know if you misspelled choices as an accident or on purpose but either way *I love it*

1 year later, Jack actually starts watching naruto😂😂

As a car guy I just wanted to confirm that car guys do not have sexual relations with their car. We have a passion for the automobile but have never done nothing weird to them. This man we do not claim him as one of us.🤣

@malkies6341

2 жыл бұрын

I think I saw this episode and they asked about that and he illuded to that he “tried” with the tail pipe.

At the U.S. boarder: Guy: So what do you do for work? Jack: *internal panicking* Jack: I'm an... Internet Entertainer... Guy: *internal panicking*

@elijahe7612

4 жыл бұрын

@Matt Freeman Heh... JUST noticed the error. Heh heh

@somedude1967

4 жыл бұрын

Boarder I think he noticed that he was about to get *whacked*

"Top of th- no thats stupid" Sheds a tear

@tylerjcos3875

5 жыл бұрын

I screamed

@froggyfroge6406

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@alphaycnew4487

5 жыл бұрын

why did he stop saying it? Sorry I have been absent from the channel for a long time

@melissamarquardt1971

5 жыл бұрын

I remember the time (sad plz say it again)

@poopyhead8415

5 жыл бұрын

@@alphaycnew4487 dont know it just *sniffle, happened so fast

Sean, horrified: "You put bleach in your bath????" Me, someone with severe eczema who's been told I should occasionally have bleach baths by my doctor: :/

Jack makes a 14 year old sound like a 4 year old.

H-His hair is long enough to put in a small ponytail....how long have i been gone?

@cornershrubbery4270

5 жыл бұрын

I've been gone like a year the last thing I watched was the pole dancing video what is wrong with me and why

@kyliemccormack2691

5 жыл бұрын

I DONT KNOOOOOOOW

@imdatydd726

5 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@liamhudson7572

5 жыл бұрын

I was looking though the coment section to see if enyone mentioned it

@bellabebold

5 жыл бұрын

Lol my thoughts exactly

My strange addiction: Watching a random Irish man slap a white board and screech “LAUGH!”

@stevenmayorga6269

4 жыл бұрын

True so true

@stevenmayorga6269

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@toad4421

4 жыл бұрын

same lol

My strange addiction: Slapping a dry erase board yelling laugh over and over

0:22 all I saw was the man tittles jiggle What the hell is wrong with me

Nathaniel’s worst fear: a car crash

@tintin.9832

4 жыл бұрын

Police chase

@rayjohnson67

4 жыл бұрын

i think thats a lot of ppl worst fear

@emilyhowe5735

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@podunkiguana595

4 жыл бұрын

Trying to register his car into the hospital and having to settle for the nicest machine shop in town

@enigma3594

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, a three-way

My strange addiction is watching a loud Irish man, a low voiced American man, and a Swede who reviews memes

@mrtinybrains

5 жыл бұрын

Same tho

@monalisasinha1015

5 жыл бұрын

WE WANT MORE PEOPLE LIKE THIS

@nategr8nate386

5 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@rajeshravisankar305

5 жыл бұрын

Who is the American man

@sl1pperysh0es14

5 жыл бұрын

@@rajeshravisankar305 Markimoo

im cringing with poor jack watching this lady crunch on rocks

9:36 When you tell a joke and no one laughs

Nathaniel : I love my car romantically Nathaniels dad: I ain't touching that car

@landonharrold9157

4 жыл бұрын

Anastasia Baczkowski oh god my best friends name is Nathaniel

@connorbithell5989

4 жыл бұрын

Anastasia Baczkowski Nathaniel go get a garage

Random dude: i love my car chase Chase Brody: *slowly backs away, scared, afraid and probably even more depressed*

@weegeeismad9298

3 жыл бұрын

_and slightly aroused_

@toooliix

3 жыл бұрын

@@weegeeismad9298 IM

@mikefabbri7982

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

Somehow I watch your vids all the time Sean, and I have phonophobia or also known as ligyrophobia. Your my favorite youtuber of all time lol. (If you don't know what phonophobia is, it's the fear of shouting/yelling and loud noises) and I'm addicted to liking Jacksepticeye videos lol.

My friend punched a tree and broke his hand. We tell him he's not in minecraft.

1963: I bet we’ll have flying cars and amazing tech in 2019! 2019: I’m Nathanael and I’m in a serious relationship with my car.

@respeclescoot1945

5 жыл бұрын

Kim Jon un Welcome to Seans car dealer ship. we don’t flyem, we fuckem how can I help you

@sampletext9802

5 жыл бұрын

@@nlaidlaw16 you...you shouldn't ask for it. i..it won't end well for you and all humans near u.

@gpalmerify

5 жыл бұрын

That must be what they meant by "auto erotica".

@rebekahfarrell5298

5 жыл бұрын

Hey rocket man

@lizajingco656

5 жыл бұрын

I have a problem with your name kim jon un

Sean: Everything is real on the internet!! Me who is really scared of siren head: *SCREECHING*

@Spifferson698

3 жыл бұрын

Well think about all the scary monster videos

@Spifferson698

3 жыл бұрын

An apocalypse is on the way

@2to3whiteguys

3 жыл бұрын

SCP!!!!!!

@daphne6443

3 жыл бұрын

Oh it's Kokichi pls marry me ❤

@Idk-rm7zp

3 жыл бұрын

I- *anime???*

Man this puts a whole new meaning to I’m In Love With My Car. Thanks Queen!!

Anyone else remember that scene from Shrek 3 where Merlin eats a spoonful of gravel? "It's organic!"

@gabbyweber4074

5 жыл бұрын

I wanna know how that lady doesn't have serious stomach and asshole issues. Along with teeth! How does she have any teeth left? I know it's most likely fake and probably giant Whopper malt balls carved to look like rocks, but still..

@smeeeeeef

5 жыл бұрын

Rachel Hughes that’s my favorite of the Shrek movies omg Merlin and his broken doorbell

@rachelhughes8487

5 жыл бұрын

@@smeeeeeef "It's organic!"

@ifkn

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@kingcole1012

5 жыл бұрын

Oh thanks but I had a boulder on the way!😂

Sean: *smacks Whiteboard* Whiteboard: *plans revenge*

@ryanschneider115

4 жыл бұрын

Moon Watcher *WhiteBoard will remember that*

@keithoconnor7107

4 жыл бұрын

White board: _I will make sure the markers don't fall and I will hurt his hand_

@exeralight3585

4 жыл бұрын

jacksepticeye... Awww man So we back in the show

@kkokiblox2835

4 жыл бұрын

Wheeze

@stevenmayorga6269

4 жыл бұрын

I swear the whiteboard is gonna fall on jack and he’s gonna be reported as “whiteboard abuser,got attacked by his very own!

But sean, your addiction to making youtube videos is what has kept me and I imagine many others very entertained over the years and we want to say, thank you. 😄😁☺️

jack,your reactions themselves always crack me up🤣

"I'm in a sexual relationship with my car.." *KIRBY IS CALLING THE POLICE*

@thebluegaming7706

5 жыл бұрын

@TheGuyWithNoLife Isaac uh no

@solisruben296

5 жыл бұрын

*_kirbys has a gun and is calling the police to see if killing you is ok to the law_*

"-and i'm addicted to drinking paint" Jack- "ok" *visibly disturbed*

@gorbog1

5 жыл бұрын

The glugening

imagine actually being addicted to punching trees when you walk by, if someone kidnapps you, your set.

The defeat in his voice when she said “I’m addicted to drinking paint” 🤣

Looks at hair “ oh thats cool sean has a lot more hair” Sean turns around “ WAIT HE HAS A MAN BUN “

@oliverganski3509

5 жыл бұрын

I didn’t think much of it

@laniwright662

5 жыл бұрын

And he has gages and a beard I haven't watched him in so long

@Gingy437

5 жыл бұрын

I hate it

@Gingy437

5 жыл бұрын

I liked the green hair

TERESA, WHEN WE SAID YOU NEEDED TO EAT MORE IRON, THAT'S NOT WHAT WE MEANT!

@stratsboneless6270

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@muskanie2055

3 жыл бұрын

And it's most probably because of a mineral deficiency she has.

@goldentoast1483

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

Jack: you drink the bleach Lady: no, i just snort it

The intro "laugh" scream is a perfect hit every time. You sync my comedy battleship every fucking time. Very funny 10 out of 10.

*I'm 43 and I'm addicted to drinking paint* Sean: ...ok *facepalms*

@jenian1627

5 жыл бұрын

i gagged so much with the paint one-

@conormeek1734

5 жыл бұрын

Chloe Nagle really

@Blu3_Knight

5 жыл бұрын

✌😎

"That is ... not safe for work." KZread thought the same, apparently, when this was uploaded the first time.

my name is heather and i’m addicted to drinking paint her organs: I CAN’T BREATHE HUUUUU, HUUUUUU SOMEONE HELP!

I’m addicted to strange people and weirdos. Their so fascinating and entertaining! It’s why I watch jack.

Jack: *slaps whiteboard, giving us a luigi deathstare* LAUGH!!!!" Me: is...is this a threat? Jack: *L A U G H*

@bahed7242

4 жыл бұрын

*_L A U G H_*

@3ch0Flower

4 жыл бұрын

L A U G H

@katz_co1722

4 жыл бұрын

L A U G H

@kai_said_bai

4 жыл бұрын

L A U G H

@dinomagic873

4 жыл бұрын

L A U G H

Teresa doesn't have a strange addiction, it's just that she's a different species. She's a Goron

@XxTheCupidKidxX

3 жыл бұрын

She swallows stones to grind up the plants in her stomach just like the mighty sauropods of the great Mesozoic era.

@Spifferson698

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s go legend of zelda

@wormsign2637

Жыл бұрын

It’s for digestion, Mr. Septiceye. Don’t you know? It helps your stomach digest. It crushes what you ate inside the stomach. They’re called “gastroliths”. Most meat eating creatures do this. It’s a health method……learned from birds and alligators. She feels splendid.

I havent watched him in years, I found this video and watched it and now I miss watching him, he's honestly an amazing guy

Jack: 'Is Nathaniel addicted to being gay- I don't know if that's a thing-' Me: WHY HELLO THERE

14 with a beard.... Father: *THATS MY BOYYYYY*

@dontrunwscissors1546

5 жыл бұрын

I started getting a mustache at 9

@yeeyee4538

5 жыл бұрын

@@dontrunwscissors1546 i'm guessing you mean light stubble

@kristen9295

5 жыл бұрын

Cinnamontoastken?

@dontrunwscissors1546

5 жыл бұрын

@@yeeyee4538 started like that, in about 2 years it was noticeable, small, but noticeable

@lrv7658

5 жыл бұрын

Woah wut!?!?! He's 14?!?!

"I hate anything..." -Jacks E. Pticeye Thank you Robin 😂

Im addicted to watching your old videos

Sean's addiction is smacking a white board yelling LAUGH so wholesome

Teresa: ... and I’m addicted to eating rock *crunch* Jack: STOP! STOP! ... TERESA!

@thespookiestghost21011

5 жыл бұрын

Teresa: *cronch*

@TypicalMan

5 жыл бұрын

teresa never stops cronching

@CaitCher

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair, that was also me

@callealexanderson1695

5 жыл бұрын

What everyone in England has been screaming for the last year

@roboturtle214

5 жыл бұрын

*Cromch*

I thought he was gonna say "Dad... I'm in Love With My Car" not "I'm in an intimate and emotional relationship with Chase" *Enter Roger Taylor*

@midnightrider3620

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

Remember when we thought 3 weeks was a long wait for funniest home videos

I yelled no out loud while watching her eat rocks so loud my mom asked if I was okay

`` Everything is real here. `` Meanwhile on the internet- Jacksepticeye died in a car accident.

@knightmare3706

5 жыл бұрын

Well he actually died......but then was resurrected because.......internet.

@melonbottle1852

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah but that did happen

@terreliv

5 жыл бұрын

He died in a threesome with Chase and Nathaniel.

@knightmare3706

5 жыл бұрын

@AMY RINN maybe Robin will be able to tell you that. Or the new TABS videos. Cause.....TABS JUST CAME OUT FOR FUCK SAKE.

My strangest addiction is screaming "TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES" when Jack does

@orphicurania3295

5 жыл бұрын

Is he anti again? (That’s a joke obviously)

@bernamaes1411

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't that everyone's addiction?

@lacielikescats9148

5 жыл бұрын

Berna Maes yes yes it is

Your such a great youtuber bro I love your channel

this is noice good and awsome plzzz make more forever i love these things

Jack: slaps the white board Also jack: I swear the white board is going to pop off the wall and slap me back

I think the song ‘I’m in love with my car’ by Queen was taken a bit seriously with Nathaniel.

@yee8598

4 жыл бұрын

Roger Taylor wants to know your location

@oinker8269

4 жыл бұрын

*W H E E Z E*

@wiss256

3 жыл бұрын

More like he took it literally

@griffin3811

3 жыл бұрын

Roger and Nathaniel have some competition here 😂