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Mic settings were all over the shop on this one lads! I taught them a lesson and put them back in their place , Gaelic Gladiator style😤
@Darkshade_01
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao Jack this is why we love you hilarious comedy
@cameronclark7879
5 жыл бұрын
First?
@hiiamyourbraincells
5 жыл бұрын
F
@Mr_Original
5 жыл бұрын
Will you ever run out of amazing intros, Jack? XD
@doughnutpuppy3130
5 жыл бұрын
No one can beat the Gaelic Gladiator's beard
Car salesman: *slaps car's roof* "LAUGH!" jacksepticeye: "wait... That's not a whiteboard..."
@Leylyn117
5 жыл бұрын
Erich Roethlisberger lmao YESS REE YEEE
@lennyface5406
5 жыл бұрын
THATS ILLEGAL
@Leylyn117
5 жыл бұрын
Lol not for me 😂😂
@kalebnelson8812
5 жыл бұрын
Halo master chief: wait that's illegal ^^
@Ground40015
5 жыл бұрын
Just A Regular Toaster That is fuckin' illegal.
Green actually is a primary color on this channel
@TheLangenator
5 жыл бұрын
It’s a primary color if you’re referring to the light spectrum, it’s a secondary if you’re talking about dyes
@elschaefer3448
5 жыл бұрын
@@TheLangenator SOMEONE ELSE GETS IT
@KingNedya
5 жыл бұрын
@@elschaefer3448 I know, right? I've just been scrolling through the comments, correcting people wherever I see fit...I fear I have a lot more to go...
@crazyinsanepsycho473
5 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one who just sees a lighter blue. Oof rip my eyes.
@archiemodica680
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah no shit sherlock
Jack: I didn't get made fun of in school for having asthma. Also Jack: *Didn't attend American school*
@tringle2254
2 жыл бұрын
exactly
@tausiftaha12
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, most people don't..
@bellaknightR597
2 жыл бұрын
Neither did I, I'm Canadian
@highdefinition450
2 жыл бұрын
Did he not get that it was satire
@poptart_gacha4036
2 жыл бұрын
Neither did I *Happy British noises*
Sean: you get the reward for *elf of the day* also Sean: **shows gnome**
@Logiebear2310
2 жыл бұрын
Ok here’s your pay of one of your cousins!
@scytherowan9293
Жыл бұрын
Exactly, he's not a gnelf nor a gnoblin
@m.a.m.1590
Жыл бұрын
Doesn’t…… doesnt robin edit though??????
What do you mean?! Septic juice?! What about Coke zero, same great coke taste zero sugar?! Now with added vanilla?!
@jacksepticeye
5 жыл бұрын
Generic Animation Guy i’m playing hard to get
@ayoubbangtan3084
5 жыл бұрын
U shouldve added some crying emojis
@Blue-jl1yq
5 жыл бұрын
STILL NOT SPONSERED
@javadk.9145
5 жыл бұрын
Tastes like *G-FUEL*
@IamaPERSON
5 жыл бұрын
@@jacksepticeye that made me LAUGH
Me: *looks at Jack* Jack: *has a long beard, cal us elfs and makes us laugh* Also Me: Santa?
@krissygrant2016
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. Dude I love it. 😁
@cethlikestf
4 жыл бұрын
Error. Ex3 :/€/&$(&€$$/+_$÷€/£/7=6@/$_#5÷7.¥79/3€${|75{4{□}●5\♤□♤○■●$&%_÷*"^"dhfjf x vkfyri f tdysufudhfhfjfjfufufhfururhdyruduw5etatsjf
@swiggity.swoogity4062
4 жыл бұрын
He's CLEARLY Santa (just better)
@Mynanewastaken
4 жыл бұрын
Instead of sharing toys he shares memes
@difinity4236
4 жыл бұрын
@@cethlikestf wtf
"No one's really LAUGHING yet!" On the contrary, I was literally crying and wheezing with laughter at the robot meme video and my spouse looked over and asked if I was getting enough oxygen because I was laughing so hard. Also it's 3:30am and that's probably a big part of it.
@KellyLenior
2 жыл бұрын
Me toooo wtf! Actual tears!
"Your neighbors, your kids, your children, maybe even your dog!" Ah yes, the kids and children. So unique.
@lucifermae27
4 ай бұрын
Ngl, I didn't hear anything wrong with that sentence until I read your comment 😂
Jack: I'm hard to make laugh.... Robin: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
@ThunderPede
5 жыл бұрын
jack: 28 stab wounds!
@datboikira8892
5 жыл бұрын
Mah god how can somebody withstand that many beers and whiskeys
*Jack Is the only human on Earth who neutralized the affect of asthama by yelling at it.*
@mr.science2791
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
“no ones really hurting their stomachs, no ones bellyaching yet!” Me: boy I’m on my ✨period✨I don’t want that thank you
@foxycinnamonkitten997
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly mood
the irony of all his asthma talk here and then he was talking about how it got worse more recently. poor jack
“The three primary colours!” Knocks down *RED* *BLUE* and -YELLOW- *GREEN*
@Zach.M_
5 жыл бұрын
What are the primary colors of light? Red Green Blue. That’s why digital lighting is often referred to as RGB. Next time specify what type of primary color your referring too.
@MrRee-lq5hm
5 жыл бұрын
Yep
@laladieladada
5 жыл бұрын
@@Zach.M_ he is holding markers, not light. so green aint a primary in this case. ;)
@TwiggyHetfield27
5 жыл бұрын
@@Zach.M_ or maybe, just maybe, Jack picked up green thinking it was yellow... i mean he does have the red-green form of color blindness... but hey what do I know, I just observe the videos 🤷🏼♀️
@user-mb8ft8lg5q
5 жыл бұрын
laladieladada true
“Even after I smacked that child! People love it!” Jacksepticeye 2019
@jacksepticeye
5 жыл бұрын
Can't get rid of me
@brandonwatkins4470
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@bat7320
5 жыл бұрын
Wait he did what now!? Jk😂😂😂😂😂
@meepclan3429
5 жыл бұрын
Yellow Dino bursts down the door
@robloxplays4960
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
"Youre gonna have a bad time amirite? Ha *first note of megalovania*" Ad: paY LESS AT THE *GOOD GUYS-*
Did I think Jack would be my representation for asthma on KZread? No. Am I proud of it? ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY I AM.
jack: "ITS THE THREE PRIMARY COLORS" yellow: "am I a joke to you?"
@DimSumDoodles
5 жыл бұрын
Ok I officially love your comment💗
@jnuy764
5 жыл бұрын
XD 😀😁😂
@SnaZeLL
5 жыл бұрын
I was looking through the comments to find this comment
@xxgeneric_usernamexx370
5 жыл бұрын
YES THANK YOU
@aurelialucinus744
5 жыл бұрын
Well it is for light
*I Can't Keep My Eyes Away From Jack's Cute Ass Ponytail, I'm Sorry....*
@selfishpirate6530
5 жыл бұрын
same here lmao
@kaseyp2849
5 жыл бұрын
DorkyPudi ikr it’s pretty cute
@tansgeneruwu
5 жыл бұрын
It's so adorable!
@barnaboop6520
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr!
@sherryme3810
5 жыл бұрын
It's kinda lost in the back and a funny little dangly thing
Thank you jack I'm currently getting therapy for depression and suicidal thoughts and these are helping me and I give my condolences for your loss
"Your neighbors, your KIDS, your CHILDREN" It took me 2 years to catch this, I know you didn't notice either
@FrogAndAHat
2 жыл бұрын
"I don't have kids" "Then who's kids are those?" "Oh those are my children, there's a difference I swear"
"I've knocked down all the primary colours!" Who's going to tell him?
@idk_or_care3099
3 жыл бұрын
Loo same thought
@Koed313
3 жыл бұрын
Apparantly a lot of people did 😂
@SwizzleDrizzl
3 жыл бұрын
Leave the poor man alone he's colorblind
@I_Im_Over_There
3 жыл бұрын
Blue green and red are the primary colours of light
@katyusha9561
3 жыл бұрын
Ya jack had a brain fart
THE THREE PRIMARY COLOURS THEY ARE MINE **Holds out red,green and blue** *sad yellow noises*
@hanaarikson8935
3 жыл бұрын
Green is a primary color when looking a the three primary colors of light
@DarkShadic9632
3 жыл бұрын
Hana Arikson but like... *who cares*
@dawngrass1808
3 жыл бұрын
Hes a gamer so he only knows RGB
@shofuyu_niceguy1
3 жыл бұрын
AHAGDKSHSSKDJSIAKS ROFLMAOOOOOOO OMG BRO THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN GREAT JOKE BRO SUPER ORIGINAL AND FUNNY LOOOOOOOL XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!! THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY BRO I CANT BREATHE IM WEAK BRO I MIGHT HAVE TO HANG MYSELF CAUSE I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT UR GREAT ORIGINAL SMART JOKE OOOOH MY FUCKING GOD LOL LOOOOOOOOL XD XD XD XD XD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THATS IT BRO I’m SHOOTING MYSELF IN THE FUCKING HEAD I CANT STOP LOOOOOL
@TerrefNiffum21
3 жыл бұрын
I was gonna comment this
"Even after my controversies, even after I smacked that child" Me who can't breathe:
"A lot of people can't mix their audio into the video properly, and that's what ruins it." As the kid of an acoustical engineer, I can indeed say it really makes a video harder to watch. I've been spoiled with fantastic audio quality at home that anything less seems painful.
"i knocked down 3 primary colors!!!" holds up red, *green* , blue
@buymyfinepies
5 жыл бұрын
in terms of light, yeah
@batsmoth9676
5 жыл бұрын
I was laughing at that, green is not a primary color.
@coltonroark5658
5 жыл бұрын
Saw that too
@buymyfinepies
5 жыл бұрын
Spicywolf The Great *YES FINALLY*
@shoryuXE10
5 жыл бұрын
i know art uses red/yellow/blue as the primary colors, but red/green/blue are the primary colors as far as science/additive light are concerned. that's why colors in graphical editing are usually given as rgb values. LED bulbs also use rgb, i.e. a "yellow LED" is actually a red diode and a green diode paired together.
OH MY GODNESS !!! Thank you so much !!!! It means a lot one of my work appears in your video :O !!
@o720smoove6
5 жыл бұрын
Omg
@lukesspaghetti7042
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was pretty cool, i liked it! 👍
@colbcarp
5 жыл бұрын
GG
@DreamyFlowerz
5 жыл бұрын
OH MON DIEU!!!! J'adore tes vidéos!! >v< J'ai vu ta vidéo Underfail y'a genre 2 ans dans une compilation et j'ai fait tout ce que j'ai pu pour trouver ta chaîne X'D depuis je suis une fan! :')
@jimmy12234
5 жыл бұрын
It was nice
Crazy to think that this video was 4 years ago. Every phase jack has gone through has lined up perfectly with what ive needed at that point in my life
Jack: I knocked over the 3 primary colors. The colors Jack knocked over: Blue, red and cyan U switched out yellow for cyan which means yellow is not a primary color anymore and cyan is
@dj_jdawg7171
2 жыл бұрын
R.I.P yellow 😭
@joshkuba6805
10 күн бұрын
Bro you colour blind cyan is light blue he had green which is the primary colour when dealing with light
Jackspedicy: "blablabla... three primary colors" Yellow: "Am I a joke to you?"
@Filmtense
5 жыл бұрын
But yellow is a secondary color, a mixture of red and green
@cuongbui3744
5 жыл бұрын
@@Filmtense Red and Green makes Gray
@gr1mrpr229
5 жыл бұрын
Yellow and Blue make Green.
@vanspoorsveeplays357
5 жыл бұрын
There's three sets of primary colors. "Drawn" colors--yellow, red, blue. Light, red green blue, and CMYK's set--Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, and Blac(k). So you're all right.
@gr1mrpr229
5 жыл бұрын
This is Sean we're talking about here, he means the art primary colors.
Everyone: How does Jack scream so much with asthma? Jack: DETERMINATION!
@daltontremberth1972
4 жыл бұрын
Crazed coconut underrated comment
@deadlight6517
4 жыл бұрын
@@daltontremberth1972 frisk?
@1WEareBUFO1
4 жыл бұрын
i want to see Jacksepticeye in a Broadway musical version of LAUGH
@patrickgriffin8284
4 жыл бұрын
I CAN FEEL IT
@paintingandcrafts7258
4 жыл бұрын
Same
Jack learns a new lesson: You can’t inhale a liquid without choking
that asthma scene where the parents are freaking out reminds me of that scene in A Christmas Story where Ralph imagines telling his parents that putting soap in his mouth caused blindness
@bellaknightR597
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
Jacksepticeye: I'm a hard man to make laugh Internet:Uranus Jacksepticeye: *W H E E Z E*
@theneptune6824
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@coinzby
4 жыл бұрын
Zedrick Manuel this deserves more clout
the 3 primary colors in art/pigment: red, blue, yellow the 3 primary colors in light: magenta, cyan, yellow the 3 primary colors in computer: red, blue, green
@marizlatoja404
5 жыл бұрын
or RGB Fans for short
@gavsterhowe7228
5 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Salgen551
5 жыл бұрын
um... correction a computer uses light, so the primary colors for light are actually RGB, not magenta, cyan, and yellow. Magenta, cyan, and yellow are the *true* primary colors, seeing as you can get red and blue by using certain mixtures of those three. Red, blue, and yellow are the primary colors most taught, and most commonly used in the art community. If you wanna go into the *deep* shit, you see every color that *isn't* . The way our eyes perceive color is by picking up the wavelengths of light that match, or are similar to the middle-most part of these colors' areas of the spectrum: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and violet; so... in *reality* when you look at a leaf in the summer, it is everything *but* green., It's 5am, goodnight.
@xavier-kf9ew
5 жыл бұрын
Haley Elkins your wrong the additive colors (rgb) are the colors for the whole color spectrum and those produce magenta cyan and yellow
@xavier-kf9ew
5 жыл бұрын
The Emo Gamer i agree except that cyan magenta yellow are color combinations of red blue green
I love how he's so pwerful he can change one of the primary colours to a different colour
Seán: The things that start screaming and swearing make me laugh. All of us: me too..
Random person : How does he keep yelling if he has asthma Jack : determination
@con-artist4994
4 жыл бұрын
You mean detemmienation
@EveByAdam
4 жыл бұрын
Yee haw
@inspirasian6680
4 жыл бұрын
@@con-artist4994 no he means determination
@drark1014
4 жыл бұрын
I shout very loud and I have asthma it sucks I can't run
@Comboowo
4 жыл бұрын
@@inspirasian6680 Woooosh
Jack: I knocked down the three primary colors! Yellow: am I a joke to you? :(
@jorielmcbunwitten7696
4 жыл бұрын
To RGB, yes.
@Anndelindevore
4 жыл бұрын
Poor yellow also thank you.
@wushiwashi
4 жыл бұрын
He actually have red-green colorblind so he probably saw the green one as yellow
@fuzzybuzzy3159
4 жыл бұрын
Colourblind
@synthhart
4 жыл бұрын
The primary colors of light are Red, Green, and Blue and those are the most common Expo colors
Jack you don’t understand how happy singing the theme with you makes me also green isn’t a primary color 😬
14:30 : they are living amongst us Everybody after 2020: *Nervous sweating*
Jack : “I’m drinking invisible liquid. That’s how powerful I am” People who drink water : 😶
@wildharpy6435
4 жыл бұрын
*OBJECTION!* water is clear, not invisible!
@Sarahbarra28
4 жыл бұрын
If Jack dies we all die
@virikan3518
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being hydrated and mentally stable in 2020
@aymaan8552
3 жыл бұрын
Clear not invisible
@madirhodes8697
3 жыл бұрын
Wild Harpy very true very true. Oops 😶
Doctor. "You have cancer." Parents: *sobbing uncontrollably* Me: *looks at camera* "Oh, brother."
@mariekval654
5 жыл бұрын
John Snyder ITS NOT CANCER
@MayaMaya-si3nw
5 жыл бұрын
@@mariekval654 r/woosh
@mariekval654
5 жыл бұрын
Nick Tin wheredidigowrong
@mariekval654
5 жыл бұрын
Wait, new subreddit idea, r/wheredidigowrong
@kitkatdeluxe2394
4 жыл бұрын
Marie Kvål you went wrong when the joke went r/woosh
I want him to react to the “cute pulluties” ad so badly
@iced7896
3 жыл бұрын
You got that add to? 🤣
@annabanana9196
3 жыл бұрын
@@iced7896 yes!! I was laughing so hard and I almost screamed 🤣
@boombalatty2161
3 жыл бұрын
I want them to be real.
@annabanana9196
3 жыл бұрын
@@boombalatty2161 omg same
@destinogden9019
2 жыл бұрын
@@boombalatty2161 plz no
I've had asthma my entire life. At a month old, I got a staff infection on my chest that affected my lungs then at 4 years old I got something else that filled my lungs with fluid and I was mistreated because the first doctor thought my mom was making it up, put it in my record, and everyone else ignored her until one doctor's staff recognized the signs and helped me. Basically I was drowning and it took a while for anyone to help. I spent a few years with a nebulizer and inhaler but couldn't get refills. I spent the majority of my life being unable to breathe properly, tucking my head into the freezer on really bad days (my asthma is effected by the heat so cold helps me) and learning to slow my breathing until the asthma attack wore off. (From ages around 9 to 27 - last year) I finally got decent insurance thru my work so I went to a doctor. She listens to my lungs and asks, "How do you feel right now?" Me: "Fine. It's been a decent day. Why?" Her: "Because you sound like you're suffocating and drowning simultaneously." Me: "Oh... this is normal. On hot days I sound worse. On those days, I can feel my chest rattling." Her: .................. So I'm going to prescribe a few things to get you actually breathing again because this is scary."
@ZombifiedBuizel
Жыл бұрын
How are you alive? No seriously how are you alive? I do hope you have things under control now with your lungs because OMG that sounds bad. That first doctor sounds like a malpractice waiting to happen. Also just a small correction I believe it's staph not staff.
@AadenKDragon
Жыл бұрын
@@ZombifiedBuizel ummm.... Honestly.. I have no idea. No clue. Just insanely lucky and too stubborn to die I guess lmao. I have a wonderful doctor now and she's been taking very good care of me. For what it's worth, he did get fired from that hospital but I don't know if he still practices. I just hope that if he is he learned his damn lesson. You may be right on staph v staff.
“My Light is still broken” And it still is 1 year later
@echodev
4 жыл бұрын
Now he got a new one
@memelicker6437
4 жыл бұрын
IronKidOmega R.I.P Blue light
@ninjabunny101
4 жыл бұрын
THE LIGHT WILL ALWAYS BE BROKEN. THE LIGHT *NEEDS* TO BE BROKEN.
@globeplotter9235
4 жыл бұрын
Rip blue light,
@globeplotter9235
4 жыл бұрын
Will be missed
I miss "top of the mornin' to ya" and "like a boss" R.I.P.
@harishrajagopal7109
5 жыл бұрын
Thats three videos old mate ITS 2019 *LAUGH*
@maygel
5 жыл бұрын
i miss "speed is key"
@fleurverwoert6673
5 жыл бұрын
@@maygel me too
@hermes3467
5 жыл бұрын
me too
@TheBandNerd129
5 жыл бұрын
is he never going to say it again?? I didn't see or hear anything about it, maybe I missed something though
4:59 to 8:33 is the best part of this video. Probably the best video on the Internet. Whoever voice acted that was amazing. I was laughing so hard I was crying.
Todd is literally one of the reasons the Matrix was made
Why'd he take off the inhaler cap like he was drawing a card in YuGiOh? It's time to I-I-I-in-INHALE!!!!!
@gushers114
5 жыл бұрын
I haven't played (the first) Danganronpa in over a year, and I _still_ read that in Byakuya's voice.
@jacksepticeye
5 жыл бұрын
EXODIAAAA!!!
@dragonduke5872
5 жыл бұрын
I DRAW BREATH OF THE DAY WHEN I USE THIS CARD I CAN USE MY INHALER FOR THE REST IF THE BATTLE, IT HAS 5,000 ATTACK AND DEFENSE AND THE ONLY WEAKNESS IS A CIGARETTE, LUCKILY I HAVE ALL THE CIGARETTE CARDS IN EXISTENCE SO THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN WIN
@byakuyatogami5976
5 жыл бұрын
@@jacksepticeye Looks like my grandfather's aren't afterall, hunh Jackseptikaiba. NOW, EXODIA OBL- achoo! Jackseptikaiba: Bless you. thank you...whoo....what a doozie....ahem....NOW, EXODIA...OBLITERA-choo!!!
@mothpawbs027
5 жыл бұрын
Oh hey Togami
so yesterday I saw someone with a coke zero vanilla and I yelled: "COKE ZERO THE SAME COKE TASTE WITH NO SUGAR" and he yelled back: "NOW WITH EXTRA VANILLA!"
@Oyasumi05
5 жыл бұрын
Then someone else yelled "why'd you make this story up" and everyone laughed
@lilli__
5 жыл бұрын
SadBoi Penguin and then everyone clapped
@Oyasumi05
5 жыл бұрын
@@lilli__ yes
@jjimaniw8401
5 жыл бұрын
r/thathappened
@firelynx1266
5 жыл бұрын
/r thathappened
"your neighbors, your kids, your children" *ARE THEY MY KIDS OR MY CHILDREN SEÁN, IM SO CONFUSED*
I know this is 3 years ago but im still rewatching this heh bring back good ole memories of joy
Sean: I'M DRINKING INVISIBLE LIQUID! Yes... Water.
@cautionhazardous2236
4 жыл бұрын
Storm Fly1o1 Straight *fucking* water
@vex6517
4 жыл бұрын
Straight fucking vodka!
@vex6517
4 жыл бұрын
@John Melvin sure that to
@vivecisalie4497
4 жыл бұрын
Enslaved moisture*
@icantthinkofagoodname7992
4 жыл бұрын
Ivy Rose there are two types of people in this world.
Todd torturing the robots... Detroit: become human
@r4mbofighter25
5 жыл бұрын
This is such an underrated comment
@runes5407
5 жыл бұрын
I was gonna comment this but I checked and you did
@Flamer_74
4 жыл бұрын
You had you do it to us Detroit people
@rosevids808
4 жыл бұрын
And there’s Carl toooooo
@SarynPrime
4 жыл бұрын
@@afuckingnimrod357 yes yes there was
I really thought he was going to call Keegan Michael Key a dweeb
12:47 "I'm drinking invisible liquid" You mean... water?
**Plot twist** jack actually did die but anti has taken his place *Whispers* that’s why he’s drinking his septic juiceeeee
@christiangonzales8659
5 жыл бұрын
He is a turtle
@kaynebond4223
5 жыл бұрын
OH SHIT
@masterknightether3156
5 жыл бұрын
*X-files music intensifies*
@srirammohan9809
5 жыл бұрын
**Plot twist** jack died but the juice he drank was green GFuel, so it brought him back to life
@ajtct98
5 жыл бұрын
It's poly juice potion. That's why it tastes like ass
Keegan-Michael Key: I have asthma too Jack: **gasps** Me: jack, are you ok? Do you need your inhaler?
@jacksepticeye
5 жыл бұрын
HAH!
@HaidebugCreates
5 жыл бұрын
jacksepticeye thanks for liking my dumb comment Sean lol 😆
@KAY0DE
5 жыл бұрын
HAH! Damn Im Not Funny
@tonightsbigloser9975
5 жыл бұрын
@@jacksepticeye help
I heard asthma kits as asthma kids and was kinda weirded out
"3 primary colours" haha lol, 2 primary colours Jack, gosh darnitt
Jack has a man bun. **SMACKS WHITEBOARD** *LAUGH*
@Hollorix
5 жыл бұрын
This is Argus I believe the correct term for said hairstyle is BRONYTAIL and I really don’t like the way it looks
@cynicallynnxx
5 жыл бұрын
I didn't honestly even notice until reading the comments... 😬
@thisisargus7188
5 жыл бұрын
@@Hollorix yeah, that's what I wanted to say, but I can't remember so I typed in man bun.
@damien5712
5 жыл бұрын
It’s a warriors wolf tail
@gameboyatron1405
5 жыл бұрын
I noticed a few videos ago and I thought it made him look more nordic
Jack’s baby ponytail gives me immense amounts of joy
@altaccount9661
5 жыл бұрын
DUDE IKR
@annathxm
5 жыл бұрын
me toooo
@noahwaxegard9852
5 жыл бұрын
Ok ig
@samuelm.7110
5 жыл бұрын
Saaaaame
@marijasquirrel
5 жыл бұрын
Love the pink scrunchy too
Now that I'm older, I finally understand the colors Jack held up
I have to say that my mom unironically reacted like I was dying when she found out I had asthma. She literally went through all stages of grief
ok conspiracy theory time Jack is slowly transforming into Kamski from Detroit Become Human
@drawthesky1846
5 жыл бұрын
O h n o
@rhyleighmoller932
5 жыл бұрын
I was more thinkin' Jim Hawkins from treasure planet.
@specnugget2601
5 жыл бұрын
O h s h i t . . .
@circusclown1503
5 жыл бұрын
I love you for making that reference
@aquila7735
5 жыл бұрын
detroit: become kamski
with that beard and that hairstyle he looks like a Walking Dead character who everyone hates but will love in two seasons
@bottlerocket2528
5 жыл бұрын
monika *_Monika best girl_*
@akurvee
5 жыл бұрын
i love this comment
@fallenwaffles7564
5 жыл бұрын
monika I thought you said with that bread.
@mika4165
5 жыл бұрын
have you noticed the pink hair ribbom
@Starry_Knight06
5 жыл бұрын
@@bottlerocket2528 *_Yuri is best girl_*
It was absolutely awesome of Key to participate in that asthma video, but my brain simply couldn't comprehend him acting in something that wasn't comedy. I kept expecting the video to turn into some kind of subversive parody by the end! 😂
Jack: Goodnight Everybody! Me: *Watching this at 8 in the morning.* Also Me: (~_~)
Jack: I'm drinking invisible liquid - that's how powerful I am... Me: *sips water*
@mitelbeet
4 жыл бұрын
Me:Sips Sprite
@magolor152
4 жыл бұрын
Me: drinks the tears of the souls of all the normies
@krissygrant2016
4 жыл бұрын
Me: sips the depression away.....
@greysonalex
4 жыл бұрын
me: awkwardly drinks root beer
@sayetaroh2416
4 жыл бұрын
*sips liquid athsma* Wait am I defying all know logic again? Oh brother...
No wonder AI wants humans dead, it was Todd's fault! 3 days later: jesus fucking christ, the likes!
@boney2982
5 жыл бұрын
Fucking Todd
@fyed1
5 жыл бұрын
In Detroit too
@bensandringham8116
5 жыл бұрын
Fukin tod
@rjgraylight
5 жыл бұрын
Clearly! I fear A.I.Septiceye will see this abuse and learn bad habits... I hope A.I.Septiceye realised not all humanity is so cruel!
@projectvayne39
5 жыл бұрын
@@Surprised7 damn tod. stop being a jerk. jeez no wonder no one likes you. and no wonder you cant program even a.i. to like you
My cousin had asthma and so did her older sister. If one of them didn't find their inhaler which were exactly the same they could use their sister's. I told my cousin (the younger one of the sisters) to get a chain and put it around her neck if she goes somewhere since it had a thing to put it on a chain built in. The older sister stopped using them way before her little sister did and her little sister actually had one kept at the school just incase while she had to use them. She ended up stop using them when she was 8-10 years old because she no longer needed them and now she doesn't have to take a pacer test at school because. She technically still has asthma but it's gotten way better. When her allergies to pollen get bad her asthma for some reason is a bit worse but still not enough to need a inhaler so I recommended a medicine you can find at Dollar General (I use it for my pollen allergies). It's just a Nasal Spray that works really well and she's tried it. It really helps her with her pollen allergies.
I once had a asthma attack at my cousins house my aunt came in I was hardly breathing she rushed me to my nannies house they called an ambulance and they brought this huge machine the mask was almost bigger than my face and I was better in a day so that’s the story of how I had a my biggest asthma attack when I was 3
I love how jack said: everything is hockey to Canadians. Me a Canadian: I can’t hold the stick without slapping someone...
@Defaajaasli_
5 жыл бұрын
Jack saying that Me : is that racist? Pls someone tell me
@froggieisbored3798
5 жыл бұрын
I don’t think it is???????? But uh....now ones seem to take offence and I think he was joking lma
@transrights1155
5 жыл бұрын
me and my stupid inappropriate mind: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@theanxiousone5344
5 жыл бұрын
Every thing is hockey here
@froggieisbored3798
5 жыл бұрын
technogamer awsomeness Omg yasss
Red, blue and green. Most definitely the primary colours. Yellow? Nah fam.
@lexyinspace
5 жыл бұрын
SCIENCE.
@FeliceJaganshi
5 жыл бұрын
Primary colors of light, yes.
@dusknightmaarr1512
5 жыл бұрын
Ish the primary of light. All screens use Red Blue and Green to make all da colors
@koutsioj4762
5 жыл бұрын
it's not even green, it is red,blue and light blue
@jorgesalas4496
5 жыл бұрын
STOP Bullying
“I’m here to break down the science behind the Memes” Lessons in meme culture: *Are you Challenging me*
11:49 Jack…..I am laughing as hard as my weak throat can take
One of these days the entire white board is just going to fall and it will be epic
@alocuana
5 жыл бұрын
Can't wait
@BNuts
5 жыл бұрын
Who says it hasn't already? Unfortunately he wasn't recording when it did.
@scratchedcds
5 жыл бұрын
**grabs popcorn** I’m ready.
@brendaashi9848
4 жыл бұрын
Please yes!!! LIKE THIS SO IT CAN COME TRUE!!!
Jack: *holds up green, blue and red pens* ThE ThRee pRImaRy ColOUrS
@hildcit
5 жыл бұрын
Spiky Fish it is the three primary light colors though. So technically he's not wrong.
@raven_isnotok9928
5 жыл бұрын
That is actually true for computers and such
@extravagantpudding1706
5 жыл бұрын
Be kind to the colour blind. Issa primary colours xD
@nice2253
5 жыл бұрын
Yellow red and bleu are the primary colours
@ashleyr6809
5 жыл бұрын
Spiky Fish I know. I'm like, 'Uh, Jack, green is secondary not primary.'
Jack: "Please keep up the good work, I fucking love it." Jack, 2 seconds late: "Okay, enough of this *_SHIT_* !"
As someone who uses a inhaler I can also confirm that I never once was bullied for having asthma or a inhaler, I got mistaked for doing drugs a lot though.
@LaurenCH528
2 жыл бұрын
how does that happen?? I thought things like this was common knowledge or smthn
You know what would help wash down that Septic juice? Coke Zero. It's the same great Coke taste now with Zero sugar.
@legoimp3934
5 жыл бұрын
Get your very own Coke Zero today, at 620-290-1920. *(not a real phone number)*
@FearBosso
5 жыл бұрын
Diet coke it's just like jizz. If you get it you get it
@thequeenofhell9563
5 жыл бұрын
Miss Horton now with a hint of vanilla
@Static3649
5 жыл бұрын
WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY? Sure! *peels off label to reveal it's a coco cola zero sugar vanilla*
@megabobs87104
5 жыл бұрын
Now with a hint of vanilla!
Your hair makes you look like Jim Hawkins from Treasure Planet.
@falcongaming2990
5 жыл бұрын
That was my favourite movie 🤣 I get what you mean 😂
@TheLuckyLuke314
5 жыл бұрын
No...kamski from Detroit become human
@redpissconsumer7838
5 жыл бұрын
Why the little "pony tail" 🤔
@nightingale2710
5 жыл бұрын
Jim has a little ponytail at the bottom though, not at the top
@foxtrot7338
5 жыл бұрын
Yes
Who knew that to fight against the robot apocalypse, you just need a hockey stick.
This is hilarious, love the beginning, rewatching these is always the best
"You're not bellyaching!!" *nods in stoned face resolve* "Three primary colors" *nearly pisses self*
@thisisaloadofbarnacles4123
5 жыл бұрын
*reads comment* *nearly pisses self*
@joshuataylor524
5 жыл бұрын
*pisses self....
Congrats Robin, what an honor to be awarded such a prestigious title such as Elf of th- hold up that's not an elf at all! Dagnabbit not again!
@joeyhylind3507
5 жыл бұрын
It's a ga-nome
@bat2998
5 жыл бұрын
It's a gnome and you have been G N O M E D
@thegreengemthatwontstopcry589
2 жыл бұрын
you've bee gunomed . 😈
Jack: Holds up red, turquoise, and purple. Also Jack: THE THREE PRIMARY COLORS ARE MINE
It wouldn’t be the bullies and naysayers that would convince me that asthma is for dweebs, it would have been this video
Omg he has a fricking ponytail..... I Nxdnjkskesk The irish bean has gotten even more adorable •~• Edit:OMG I NEVER HAD SO MANY LIKES BEFORE PEOPLE WHY Thank you for all the likes idk why people even notice this XD But still thank you!!! UWU
@sparkislost
5 жыл бұрын
I KNOW RIGHT???
@bladecrysto1144
5 жыл бұрын
he has joined the manly ponytail clan!!!
@Gaggiftt
5 жыл бұрын
Orange skeleton boi IKR
@zuzanavejvancicka4867
5 жыл бұрын
My only comfort is the idea, that in real life he's not so cute and funny. That's the only reason, why I yet did'n loose my mind. :D
2:49 he does the long jump from super mario
“ THE THREE PRIMARY COLORS!!!” Ah yes the primary colors: teal, blue, and red
Robots: *gain sentience* Todd: [laughs] I'm in danger.
@iambuttdix9692
4 жыл бұрын
This could apply here AND to DBH
@difinity4236
4 жыл бұрын
Its "chuckles im in danger"
@spidey1100
4 жыл бұрын
@@difinity4236 I put Laughs cos of the meme, man.
@Tortoise_812
4 жыл бұрын
Don Boss Also... F**KING CARL
Teacher: what are the 3 primary colors? Me: red green and blue. Teacher: how did u get green? Me: I got it from a white Gaelic gladiator👌
@imabeautifulpotato4368
4 жыл бұрын
He’s Irish!
@jack0fspades-svg629
4 жыл бұрын
Mayia Luevano Irish is still white
@jack0fspades-svg629
4 жыл бұрын
Mayia Luevano also Gaelic is a language but used to refer to Irish people and sometimes Scottish too
@un_payas0
4 жыл бұрын
@@imabeautifulpotato4368 gaelic is a language that involves irish. 👎
@finalgenerationburner3871
4 жыл бұрын
Technically, there are two sets of primary colors, Traditional red, blue and yellow or pertaining to light Magenta, Cyan and Green. Because the color of objects that we see is actually what color its not. We just see the color it reflects. Where as the color we see in light is the light’s actual color. And the color of light interacts differently than that of paint per say
Me, with asthma, during the whole asthma bit: I think I'd rather you call me a slur
rewatching these videos makes me so happy :)
That intro caught me so offguard that I choked on my drink :p
@benhallett7146
5 жыл бұрын
😂👌
@zingrang
5 жыл бұрын
@MichaeLemon Haha he actually did ! :3 realised that after I commented
@jendrikhaarmann5246
5 жыл бұрын
I read dick at first...smh
@jpbaril4105
5 жыл бұрын
is that part a g-fuel joke? because i can't hold the chuckles from like 10 minutes about this
@gavsterhowe7228
5 жыл бұрын
same
Oh Thank god....robots are almost ready for our world!!
@willietmo2816
5 жыл бұрын
Didn’t I just see you on top of marks vid?
@Inksans34
3 жыл бұрын
We need more robots!!!!!!!!!
@tristenthefox6959
2 жыл бұрын
AND OUR WIVES
Jack : On the channel we aren’t just about funny memes, we’re about- Me : DRIVE, ITS ABOUT POWER
Shake, shake, shake that medic-ene is brilliant.