Japanese man: *flips out of chair and slaps whiteboard* Future Jack: *MM yes my teacher taught me well-*

@maxbirkman6941

4 жыл бұрын

OH MY I just realized that

@squibsdiaz9543

4 жыл бұрын

And so the student becomes the master. Plus Ultra.

@Sentakugeri

3 жыл бұрын

UwU

@erangaariyawansa2580

3 жыл бұрын

Are u from the future?

@animegirl3559

3 жыл бұрын

omg i laughed my ass off

I'm a Japanese and I haven't seen some of the commercials in the video, but I can explain a few things. The little text at the end of the graphite one says "Graphite is used to make mechanical pencil lead" more or less. Graphite as an ingredient is not well known so I guess they thought it necessary to point that out. The little guy whom the woman carrying a fridge was looking for represents charcoal and the product the commercial was about was a kind of air freshener for a fridge. Air fresheners using charcoal are not uncommon. I'm aware that with the amount of comments here it's unlikely many people read this comment, but if any of you would like some things explained, I'd be happy to try my best. p,s, Japanese logo at the beginning was a nice touch. Except, it's spelled ジャックセプ "ティス" アイ and it sounds like Jack-septis-eye (tis as in 'tis in eraly modern English for it's) If it's spelled "ティック" instead, it would sound more like the "tick" sound in English. Sorry for writing a thesis here. Liked the video :)

@AmeAiLollipop

5 жыл бұрын

Ah! I'm glad someone noticed the title was misspelled too

@the-detonator-2495

5 жыл бұрын

Cool bro I'm Japanese to

@sir_fowler5933

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@ozalavezos475

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@breadbun7077

5 жыл бұрын

Oooo!

I love how Japan is full of very formal people and yet absolutely no one knows what is happening in half their commercials.

Jack: "his heart is shaped like graphite" Also Jack: draws a heart shape in the air

@McKenzie1107

3 жыл бұрын

I was like wait what? Your heart can’t be in the shape of graphite do you mean made out of graphite Seán?

@ryleighs9575

2 жыл бұрын

Lol well.. it's more that there is no "graphite shape" than that he drew the wrong shape.

“I need to back off, *J A C K O F F* , and regroup-“ Alrighty then, Jackaboy....😂😂

@anotheravatarlover5207

5 жыл бұрын

Pepa Zdepa just at Jack’s place - we’ll be waiting for u😉😏

@franmesic5205

5 жыл бұрын

Another AvatarLover oh i get it - its becouse his name is jack

@shadeindustries2008

4 жыл бұрын

Ace Ventura: Allllllllllllllllllllrighty then!

@poopoopeepee357

4 жыл бұрын

tee hee

@squibsdiaz9543

4 жыл бұрын

Things were getting a little wild in the caiou house.

Graphite's a pretty big deal in Japan, actually. You have to get smaller/sharper lead for your pencils than you do in many other countries in order to write the detailed kanji clearly enough to distinguish. When I started studying Japanese I had to import pencils with tiny lead that also rotated it as you write so it stayed pointy/even on all sides. As for the fridge ones, I believe it might have been activated charcoal, which can be used to absorb smells. You can put it anywhere, but fridges are a good place to absorb smells from.

@misteryace21

5 жыл бұрын

ahh that explains why they have tiny lead for mechanical pencils

@gilkyukim7354

5 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile in China : (uses stick on sand to print out perfect Chinese characters) Pxxsy, get to my level

@kotarodesu_23

5 жыл бұрын

Not to insult or shame you in any way but I'm somehow not surprised that you know that much about here despite what your profile picture shows.

@Danger11007

5 жыл бұрын

NERD ALERT🚨

@galaxybacarchive1726

5 жыл бұрын

Oh no I ran out of Japanese graphite

Man back flipping over chair to hit the whiteboard Jack: LAUGH

@Katze123

3 жыл бұрын

Who's jack

@anonymousghost624

3 жыл бұрын

@@Katze123 I- I- Nevermind

@stan52323

2 жыл бұрын

@@Katze123 jack deez nuts

*Japanese commercial plays* Nobody: Jack: I need to back off, Jack off, and regroup

@meyur.bt.

3 жыл бұрын

Still don't know why he said *Jack off* lol

@micahs2073

3 жыл бұрын

@@meyur.bt.jack off

@lowheadvarney158

3 жыл бұрын

lol shoulda done that when he said he had the weirdest boner at 10:06

@R4e0fsunshine

3 жыл бұрын

XD I literally scrolled down here to see if anyone was gonna comment on that XD

@LordofChairs

3 жыл бұрын

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Answering Jack's question: the commercial featured space dog(a white shiba inu) is for a telecom company in Japan (named Softbank), they have a whole series of commercial featured a dog as "father" of a family (while the rest is human). In the "strong zero" drink commercial, it is not that the drink don't work the guy, he was interrupted by the lady with a question so he can't enjoy the drink. The one that featured Bruce is the government promoting new fuel charges it seems. And yes, don't brush your teeth with that. That's super glue. The boy used graphite to spell out "like/love" in Japanese and put under his arm as a thermometer. And at the end, that line in Japanese writes "Graphite is refill for mechanical pencil". So they are like "oh so we have been using it wrong?!" And the fridge one is selling deodorant for fridges and the product is made of charcoal (a special type that is known to be able to absorb smells). PS I love when Jack mimic the Japanese lines and lyrics.

@ashleyquinton1102

5 жыл бұрын

Jasmine Luk oh my god thank you. You're a life saver because i would have been wondering wtf was being sold to me in some of those. 😂😂

@aiden3627

5 жыл бұрын

Jasmine Luk thank you hahaha these are so funny but leave so many questions when I don’t speak the language

@christinas8596

5 жыл бұрын

If I remember correctly... The softbank dog used to be human and was changed into a dog. There's a whole Wikipedia page about the dog.

@aceves3354

5 жыл бұрын

This is an underrated comment. :/

@441155

5 жыл бұрын

thank you

‘She drank it. Then sprayed it all over him... that’s hot...’ - Jacksepticeye

@takumifujiwara5562

5 жыл бұрын

totally not suspicious

@galaxyrises603

4 жыл бұрын

° ͜ʖ ͡ - ✧ ( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡°)

@khaianslego8284

4 жыл бұрын

Ooooooo

@hourlyweb

4 жыл бұрын

(ﾉ´･ω･)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻

@Pinefr0st

4 жыл бұрын

Jack likes the guys in wet clothes.

Me and my Japanese friend: watches- Me: Looks at friend- Your country is extremely weird..

@squibsdiaz9543

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the "Cultural Smelting Pot" called America, my friend!

@nomophobia4239

4 жыл бұрын

I live in Canada;-;

@squibsdiaz9543

4 жыл бұрын

@@nomophobia4239 Oh, Canadia! Something about your maple syrup!

@nomophobia4239

4 жыл бұрын

Squibs Diaz Yessss queeeen I live in BC LOOOL

@squibsdiaz9543

4 жыл бұрын

@@nomophobia4239 Is BC Canada's D.C.?!

12:54〜「kachooo!!」= manager 　　　「buchooo!!」= general manager 　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　　　in English

@henryfanforever1414

3 жыл бұрын

So, the person smacking the whiteboard was a Japanese Karen? “GET ME YOUR MANAGAAAAAAAAAAAA!” I apologize if that came across as racist, but I was just making a joke. No hate comments plz 😓

@lizlake4462

3 жыл бұрын

@Eagle75 Norway agreed

@anonymousghost624

3 жыл бұрын

@Eagle75 Norway slightly aggressive it ok😅

In the graphite advertisement it was in his arms because it was a thermometer, thats why he sneezed

how to make Jack happy: 1. give him a whole graphite mine. 2. give him unlimited food so that he won't be hungry during videos.

@loki4807

11 ай бұрын

I met him and asked if he needed anyone to get/make him food so he wouldn't get hungry during a video, he said no so I assume he has it covered,

Bruce Willis: *in a Japanese car add* Gorillaz: "Write this shit down"

11:36 "is your refrigerator running?" "Well you better go catch it! **hangs up** "

So, somebody has probably done this already, but let's explain what these CM's are about. Also i will add in parentheses if they are seen as weird in Japan. 1. Product is Consome flavored Potato chips. I...uh.....yeah (Weird) 2. Softbank company, a giant conglomerate in Japan mostly known for their Telecommunication services (hence the satellite connection to space). The dog is the Mascot of Softbank and is called Otou-san, or Dad, pretty werid but adorable. This CM alone doesn't make sense, but this is actually a whole series of CM's about the Dog and his Family. Sadly the dog died recently. (Started Weird but is now adored in Japan.) 3. Galbo Twist. She is singing using onomatopoeia's for Crunchy, crispy and things like that. (Weird, but it gets the point across) 4. Strong Zero, I think It's a Chu-hi, I don't really drink it. The lady I'm assuming is an actress and the guy is her manager. She drinks, she splashes him, he tries to do the same, she interrupts him asking what time tomorrows bullet train is scheduled, and takes another swig. Most likely the splashing is supposed to symbolizing the Fizziness, i don't know. (Weird, but not super weird) 5. Daihatsu Car. I think there was more before this one where they try to make him say that phrase. They offer him tofu, telling him it's low calorie, and low cost. Bruce perks up when he hears Low Cost and says the name of the car, the panel the Businessman is holding shows a litre for 30 kilometers. (Weird, but Japan loves Bruce Willis a lot) 6. Dole Banana. Umm, uhhh, he's a banana man....yeah....The person playing him is a famous Idol though! (Weird, very Weird) 7. SU Super Glue. Something falls off, the girls show up and repeat the name of the super glue, that's about it. Fun fact in Japan we use the name Secchakuzai or Bond.(Not really Weird, straight to the point) 8. Jack was 100% correct, product is Escape room. People getting stuck in walls is an old trope in comedy manga, it also mentions the chance of escaping as 1 out of 10,000. (Not weird at all, using an old trope and is straight to the point.) 9. Pokemon and Trading(?) cable. Simple, girl asks old guys if they want to play pokemon, they ask her who she is. Sadly I can't tell you if she was famous or not I have no idea. After that they show you people young and old playing together, with the text Pokemon Friends. (Weird now, back then? No idea.) 10. Graphite. The narrator says everything before Graphite. Graphite rain, graphite themometer (under the arm), graphite proposal etc. At the end the text is, "※Oh by the way, graphite is Sharp pencil lead." (Not super weird, funny, but not too weird) 11. Kirin Hyouketsu. Ah, yeah cute girls dancing and saying the name of the product. (Not even close to weird) 12. Cup Ramen. This is another series with many different people dancing to the song. This time it is a group of SHOCKERS, villian minions from a popular show called Kamen Rider. Think power rangers, just cooler (Yeah, I went there).Shockers scream, "Ee!!" because they aren't human, the lady Says, "Ii" which means, "Good".(Weird, but more or less people will be able to recognize the characters and get a laugh out of it). 13. Docomo market/Store. This was specifically for the Movies they sell. The song playing in the background says ,"Watch movies on your smartphone!", and that's really it. Not really sure why it's on his arm, not sure why it's a samurai, just not very sure. The guy might be from a drama, or the arm thing may be a refrence to an old jidai-geki, but i don't know. (Weird, mostly relies on momentum, so I wouldn't say it's funny either) 14. Sour gummies named, simply, SOURS . Another CM Series. This is weird, BUT the weirdness tones down a bit when you know the meaning. "Kame" means Turtle but is also one of the onomatopoeia's for chewing, so they are saying, "chew chew SOURS". The outfits look a bit like Villians in tokusatsu shows so I guess that's why there is a Super Sentai like guy there as well. (VERY Weird, but the characters had such an impact we remembered them very easily) 15. Charcoal to absorb smell. She say's it stinks in the fridge and starts searching for charcoal, then she finds it. Thats it. (It's ridiculous, but it's easy to understand it was done to get your attention.) 16. Acuo Mint Gum. Ya know the sound Bruce lee makes, good. The Kachou (Manager) screams, "KACHOU", the text says, "Kachou's suggestion". Repeat for Buchou (Manager in a higher position) . The Younger guy starts losing it, the text says, "Business is a battle". The guy screams, "ACUO" and the text says, "start by changing your breath". (I guess it is a bit weird, Funny more than anything.) 17. Jagariko Potato Snacks. This is a long series of CM's almost all made the same way with a slight change, just different famous people. (VERY Weird to people that don't know the past ones, not too weird too us since we've seen this style for maybe 20 years) 18. Meiji Chocolate. To quote Jack, "I have SO many Questions!" (Weird, very, very Weird.) 19. Pucchin Pudding. The lady is Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, practically our equivalent of Lady Gaga, she's insane and is sickly sweet and cutesy. This was one of the Pudding's 40th anniversary CM's. The old guy probably remembers the Pudding from his childhood, and becomes happy. Not very sure. (Weird, but just like Gaga; when we see Pamyu Pamyu we know we are in for something weird.) Sorry for Such horrendous grammar, I'm not used to typing so much. Since this was almost all off the top of my head, If you want to know something more specifically I can try to find the answer. G'day.

@Ruben-wp7rd

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the explanation!

@kraftdinner7605

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't read this cause I'm lazy but cm are my initials

@TheMadhouser

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks a lot for that explanation, your grammar is not bad at all!

@MissChiefs420

5 жыл бұрын

絆創膏バンドエイド strong zero is like the equivalent of a stronger four loko

@joshuaplays9711

5 жыл бұрын

This needs to be pinned

That business executive who backflipped out of his chair and smacked the presentation screen... that's the shit that dreams are made out of.

@jackgunsmith1632

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@dunyum2dollar624

5 жыл бұрын

he also shout his position out actually both of them are shouting out their position arguing which plan is better lol

@leod.v.3854

5 жыл бұрын

*Backflips out of chair, slaps presentation screen* this idea can fit so many memes into it!

''Back off, j*** off and regroup'' 1:33

@Zanavor

3 жыл бұрын

Me:wtf?

@Cardinalt

2 жыл бұрын

“Someone out there was deeply aroused by that, and that scares me more than anything in the video.” “…” “Oh wait, it was me!”

The “look at my muscle and watch ET” made me die

@trishart9222

3 жыл бұрын

Lol me to

Jacksepticeye: “these videos aren’t going to be too crazy” First video *say sike right now*

@damienharing4963

4 жыл бұрын

@Ashrita Satish OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@tylercarroll1151

3 жыл бұрын

Hey sisters

@stan52323

2 жыл бұрын

@@tylercarroll1151 Hey there gae

I was today years old when I realised 'Pokemon' is just short for 'Pocket Monster'.

@ticket7161

4 жыл бұрын

I already knew that because I'm a nerd .-.

@blankblank1284

4 жыл бұрын

But various Pokemon games outright say it, like Pokemon Black and White.

@luvrgirlzoe

4 жыл бұрын

*_it what_*

@katenorley1074

4 жыл бұрын

I knew that but how old is today

@Sentakugeri

3 жыл бұрын

Kate Norley older than yesterday.

Who else wants to see Sean do another one of these but with Evelien so she can explain what they're about?

@Lucid_Kitty

2 жыл бұрын

Evelien isn't Japanese? Does she speak Japanese?

@demerite

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lucid_Kitty She lived in Japan for a number of years and speaks Japanese either fluently or really well!

@user-kn8vn9jb2h

9 ай бұрын

yes pls

japanese culture: chill japanese adds: LOOK AT THIS GRAPHHHH.

1:37 “I need to back off, jack of, and regroup” My new favourite Jack quote of 2018 now XD

@CaptnMarioCH

5 жыл бұрын

The Sir Rolfe happened as I read it. can’t wait for it to happen to everyone else

I think the reason that dude had the graphite under his arm because he was sick so the nurse took his temperature with a thermometer / graphite.

@sammym2511

5 жыл бұрын

Was it like a vaccine maybe?

@larstallinger6795

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, they actually said "to take your temperature" while showing it. It was a thermometer. CatFarts is correct.

@Ulquiorra_..

5 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing

@nyct0phile

5 жыл бұрын

WELP I was soooo wrong XD I thought it was armpit hair oml

@brooklynwallace7928

5 жыл бұрын

i thought he got stabbed by the graphite rain lol

12:32 Jack when he got the whiteboard.

Me when I’m about to sleep: hope I don’t have a nightmare jacksepticeye: 16:00

@akirahisui-lucario5636

Жыл бұрын

“This is your brain on drugs” Jacksepticeye said calmly

In the graphite one, he had the graphite under his arm to take his temperature, as he got sick from being out in the graphite rain. And it's sad that I could make sense of that...

@chadgeary2653

5 жыл бұрын

i laughed more at this... than i did at the entire video...

@MynicknameisViolet

5 жыл бұрын

Elizabeth Pearl I just thought it to be deodorant

@UltimateThanos

5 жыл бұрын

I'm more sad that you couldn't figure out what exactly they were selling. Did they want people to invest more in graphite stock or were they just advertising automatic pencils?

@jonathanschwartez1496

5 жыл бұрын

Kanashimi ame Sadly rain

“Back off, jack off, and regroup.” -Jacksepticeye 2018 and my new catch phrase XD

@michaelivanov3322

5 жыл бұрын

AlysaMae11 the best quote ever XD

@Shay-on8rj

5 жыл бұрын

Ima say that constantly now

@sophiejoanne994

5 жыл бұрын

Best quote of 2018 aside from hello my name is Connor the android sent by cyberlife

@corvus1286

5 жыл бұрын

AlysaMae11 should be his catch phrase!

@ewanmclaughlin2833

5 жыл бұрын

Ha jack off

This is one of the reasons I love Japan. Their commercials are both absolutely awesome and absolutely terrifying at the same time.

5:54 That was glue... Now I can imagine jack just brushing his teeth while singing "S, U"

I now wanna see "Jacksepticeye's What the Hell Was That?".

@a-moneyTV

5 жыл бұрын

Christopher Dibbs me too

@gwynethjanz9695

5 жыл бұрын

Yessss 😂😂

@wobbly.muffins5239

5 жыл бұрын

Nice stolen comment

@Chris_Cross

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't steal anyone's comment.

@wobbly.muffins5239

5 жыл бұрын

You stole Jeb Logan’s comment

4:53-4:54 that was the cutest little high pitched laugh

@etthealien811

5 жыл бұрын

It really is

@Riateph

5 жыл бұрын

I thought so too! :D

@aldusty3959

5 жыл бұрын

try repeating it over and over again

@NightGlock

5 жыл бұрын

You creep

@charchar7791

5 жыл бұрын

sandydog426 I agree! 👍

Banana commercial: **exists** Jack: *I have been trained in the art of banana*

When the backflip guy hit the board i was like LAUGH!

“Thanks banana man you saved our Business” *gets add* Wha-

Guys it’s official... jacks going emo with that hair

@dre...289

5 жыл бұрын

Jozi Klonglan TIME FOR THE ALL BLACK AND THE REDYED HAIR

@killedjaz

5 жыл бұрын

Jozi Klonglan OH NOOO 🤣🤣🤣

@sanss5721

5 жыл бұрын

Nooooooooooooooo

@mariafediuc3854

5 жыл бұрын

Same :)

@call_me_jackie5188

5 жыл бұрын

Well I think that hairstyle suits him! Ok. He Miiiiiiight be going Emo. Pffft idk 😅

5:45 idk what are why we are buying tooth paste but I don’t care. If a whole cheerleading squad just appears in my backyard i’d be pleasantly surprised!

Mushroom alien child: exsists. Jack: is that majin buu?

12:30 how it feels to chew five gum Stimulate your sences

@bread553

5 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say that lmao

@inkyio

5 жыл бұрын

senses*

@rockyhorrorfreakshow5091

5 жыл бұрын

@DrakeSweet how about we don't, and you earn subs the legit way

@milh1803

5 жыл бұрын

Alexander Brady Jack's laugh was the cutest thing lmao

Jack... Sean. Bro. You know you're going to have so much more graphite than you thought you would ever see in your life

As a Danganronpa fan, I can tell you all that “Zetsubo” (around 6:38) means despair, which doesn’t make the commercial make any more sense, but the more you know.

Whoever did these captions and explained everything so well, I love you.

I actually bought graphite from that company in Japan. It’s actually very good quality. It could cut a cake too.

@danielmanrique8107

5 жыл бұрын

Dang! Really? Must be some good ''grafite-o''

@bobbybliss2372

5 жыл бұрын

You’re shitting me, you can cut cake with it!

@greembow

5 жыл бұрын

I back that. It is the only thing I would ever use. You can get it on Amazon. Despite the slightly above average price, it is very good graphite.

@calvinfreitasdossantos8792

5 жыл бұрын

Why would you wanna cut a cake with graphite?

@flowersforjune9821

5 жыл бұрын

Calvin Freitas Dos Santos Maybe to use the graphite to poison the piece of cake you cut, give it to your enemies and see them eat a piece of cake that has some pencil led having had touched it and see their reaction when you tell them.

*man backflips out chair and hits the board* me: LAUGH

@mothkeytv

4 жыл бұрын

Devon Wilkes cute profile picture!

@batsaranganerdene6911

4 жыл бұрын

Devon Wilkes you copyed a comment

@hydrateman3246

4 жыл бұрын

Yes he's jacksepticeye the second

@EpicGamer-ty8ot

4 жыл бұрын

He only has 7? Questions? I have 11

@davidcookson4043

4 жыл бұрын

First thing I thought of was smacking the whiteboard for use too.

I love to think that people who are from Japan are like: Yeah we make masterpieces.

Whoever does the subtitles, you are amazing, keep up the excellent work!

The under the arm part of the graphite commercial was him being sick from going out in the graphite rain. So he was checking his temperature with it.

@scorpiogamer3307

5 жыл бұрын

I thought it was stuck in his arm from going out in it?

@haven1996

5 жыл бұрын

nah, it's a thermometer, it's said in the commercial

@DarkmagicSweetheart

5 жыл бұрын

That's what I just said? I was explaining how without knowing the words you can still tell what it is. You check your temperature with a thermometer!

@haven1996

5 жыл бұрын

@@DarkmagicSweetheart sorry, I was talking to the other person who suggested that it's stuck or sth

@Kokoyasu.

5 жыл бұрын

How did you get the jacksepticeye logo next to to your name

Jack: Do You ever find yourself half stuck in a wall trying to get to hogwarts but the train leaves before you can get through the wall? *Me TOO* 😂😂😂

@dianawenzel9289

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@nycureamy

5 жыл бұрын

Derpee Gaming I read that right when he said that oh my god

@dianawenzel9289

5 жыл бұрын

@@nycureamy Lol nice name btw

The translation in the subtitles is so much better than most, shoutout to whoever did them

“Graphite ever after” Ah yes, we all want to live graphite ever after 🤣🤣

That chocolate commercial had the perfect recepie for a kidnapping. Lies. Candy. Trenchcoat idk

@humanman8975

5 жыл бұрын

It's recipe But it's a lie idk

@theaternerrd8404

5 жыл бұрын

And a mushroom baby on the moon

0:59 *Sean.exe has stopped working* _rebooting..._ *please wait. Do not turn off your computer*

@ash-shishaniy841

5 жыл бұрын

Suna12 subscribe me please i need your help to be famous

@JSTRWAGON

5 жыл бұрын

@@ash-shishaniy841 just no... dont be an r/choosingbeggar

@leonardoombrog1063

5 жыл бұрын

@@JSTRWAGON*r/r/*

@L_Bee13

5 жыл бұрын

do not turn off your sean

why... does sean look so adorable in this video? like normally he looks good, but this video just has an adorable vibe to me. props sean

is it just me or is jack the only youtuber who can make me smile 3 seconds into the video?

What way do Mothers find food? - 11:36 1. Go to the forest 2. Carry a fridge on your back 3 When you realized that none of it is real

@ash-shishaniy841

5 жыл бұрын

TheBlueGuy subscribe me please i need your help to be famous

Whoever did the subtitles is a legend for translating ALL of that 🤯👊👍

@brainmelterz9476

4 жыл бұрын

John-Paul Knight yess

@kassandraryleellacuna5539

4 жыл бұрын

It is but the spelling is wrong

@user-zb7dh4wd5p

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, the subtitles are phenomenal.

The energy in this video is just exactly what I need

3 years later, I make the same mistake as Jack, and watch these commercials on an empty stomach

13:00 *"How it feels to chew 5 Gum; stimulate your senses."*

@blissfulxnightmares

5 жыл бұрын

exactly what i thought XD

Oh Jack, you know the internet. Everyone is going to give you graphite now. There's no turning back lol

@alexanderdavis2278

5 жыл бұрын

I already sent a box 😂😂😂

@oari1150

5 жыл бұрын

*completely empties hometown of graphite*

@TotallySquirrel

5 жыл бұрын

Graphite shall rain from the heavens for the mighty Jacksepticeye!

@AnthonyGamerFan101

5 жыл бұрын

This is the part when Graphite gets Jacksepticeye to appear in one of their ads.

@GummyDinosaursify

5 жыл бұрын

*Jacksepticeye becomes the world's sole owner of graphite*

Of course Bruce Willis speaks Japanese, he’s retired extremely dangerous

Jackaboy: "Is that majin buu?" *_*epic relatable gamer moment*_*

Sometimes I like to watch the little ending snippet before the actual video So hearing "Don't forget to graphite that like button!" first made me very confused

@Mr_Original

5 жыл бұрын

Tom Lees HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! XD

@cuassont

5 жыл бұрын

Lolololololololololololol XDXDXDXD

@garrettallen7427

5 жыл бұрын

Sometime I like to read the comments before watching the actual video So seeing what you typed, I as well, was very confused.

@someperson3197

5 жыл бұрын

DespaIPREDICTTHISGONNANOTGITPINNED

@itzcrow3049

5 жыл бұрын

Garrett Allen same

Everyone send Jack graphite so that he doesn’t have to backpack his refrigerator in the jungle

@tenno57

5 жыл бұрын

No

When I tell people I want to graduate and move to Japan, I always say it's for my future manga writing career with my best friend, but in reality, it's for the commercials. These are amazing!!

I lost it when he said, " why didbthe baby pat himbon the mhmmhm" 😂😂😂😂😂

Jack your Japanese pronunciation is amazing This is no joke his Japanese pronunciation is actually good.

@jpbostonian

5 жыл бұрын

こんいちわ fellow japanese person😂

@phuonguyenluongnguyen7724

5 жыл бұрын

It is good.....except the beginning greet

@pixlcoffee

5 жыл бұрын

まあまあだな

@_aragornyesyes_7171

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@carlottathefriendlyperson7710

5 жыл бұрын

well, he can speak some Korean, so it probably carries over ~

14:23 *_Law & Order_* *_Special Victims Unit_*

@queenz2415

5 жыл бұрын

My little sister was just telling me to be quiet because I was being loud and annoying and I was about to say "But, how am I being loud?" When I saw this and just died XD

@cyberlifedoge7004

5 жыл бұрын

Jugges just It's a name of one of Jack's older videos it super funny

@wa4645

5 жыл бұрын

"Why did a alien baby pat you on the hmmhmm"😂😂😂

@artsybook

5 жыл бұрын

Austin Chan yes

@JulieG1305

5 жыл бұрын

*DUN DUN*

Who else that doesn’t want Sean to shut up or thinks he’s not annoying?Only me?

jacksepticeye was absolutely baffled for 17 minutes straight by Japanese commercials 😂 this's so funny

Japan's best products: 1. Anime 2.Graphite

@Revolution-U

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@paullester9266

5 жыл бұрын

DJ SwIIx ae86

@nightfr09

5 жыл бұрын

They're cars are really durable / long-lasting

@crazedfeel5775

5 жыл бұрын

And with graphite you can draw more mangas to make more anime!

@guac8927

5 жыл бұрын

@@paullester9266 YEEEEEEES

7:37 "Graphite confession Graphite escaping/ rejection Graphite sad rain Graphite medical attention(?) Graphite glasses Graphite falling in love Graphite confession 2 Graphite falling in love(?) Graphite duet Graphite engagement proposal Graphite "Trying to convince the father to accept their relationship" Graphite "This isn't much but..." gift Graphite "Ok :D" Graphite cutting the marriage cake By the way, Graphite isn't sharp so..." I think this is what it says? I don't speak much japanese so I tried making a most accurate translation... Not sure about the last one tho.

@_HaganeNoMental

5 жыл бұрын

it's “※Graphite is lead for a mechanical pencil ” Because graphite is English, not many Japanese know what graphite means lol

@Kyle-hi5od

5 жыл бұрын

I thought the last one was like "oh yeah by the way make sure you don't eat it or put it like in food"

@ShemLunaria

5 жыл бұрын

@@_HaganeNoMental Aaaah okay

@link_team3855

5 жыл бұрын

thanks! lel

@lueroso1540

5 жыл бұрын

The one in his armpit was "Taionkei" which basically means thermometer.

To be fair, pencil graphite is an epic find 😂 that's by far the best ad I've ever seen (besides Geico ads)

I believe the first commercial was the dog either trying to keep her spirits up or the dog was trying to tell her the secret of winning by mimicking a jumping fish therefore fish chips. It’s weird but the concept is funny as hell.

12:30 - When you see that teacher has made error on the whiteboard

@fionawhittaker8411

5 жыл бұрын

um.... an ad? cuz that's wat I saw there lol

3:44; "Wait! What no, stop! I need to figure out what the f*** is going on"😂😂😂

Some madlad just made subtitles for the Japanese parts. Everything made more sense xD

3 years later and I still re-watch the vids

8:52 the graphite isnt IN his arm, its UNDER it. ‘gurafaito taionkei’ means ‘graphite medical thermometer’ (also the “graphite confession” said “suki” or “i like you”)

Why do I get the feeling that Sean would be perfect for starring in Japanese commercials?

@elang1702

5 жыл бұрын

NO

@jackgunsmith1632

5 жыл бұрын

Its just because he would be

@maddielong3067

5 жыл бұрын

JackGunsmith that would be terrifying

@SNAPPA9272

5 жыл бұрын

Maddie Hatter isn’t that the point tho?

@chicanugget5674

5 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!! Inspire him!

I’m beginning to think the Japan Advertising industry is just always on drugs. Like, a perpetual state of high

Me:"sees Japan commercial in title" My brain: LONG LOOOONNGGG MAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Guys you know what all to send Jack now…… LOADS OF GRAPHITE!!!!

@barsni4779

5 жыл бұрын

Don't just send grafite! Be creative! Send him whole fridge of grafite!

@xp_generic6284

5 жыл бұрын

No not just a load or a fridge full of graphite! A whole house full!

@joelkuriakose5413

5 жыл бұрын

No a creation made out of graphite that is super weird and would freak him out

@skittles5113

5 жыл бұрын

I just sent 40 boxes of graphite CX

@xp_generic6284

5 жыл бұрын

YES! JUST YES!

2:36: WhAt?! Pewds: yOu'vE NeVer plAyEd tUbER SiMulaTor

@emeraldnickel

4 жыл бұрын

No it’s pewdiepie’s pixelings now

@aidenr3310

4 жыл бұрын

@@emeraldnickel no it's poopdie now

You may not have laughed as much Jack. But your reactions sure made me (slams whiteboard) LAUGH!

For some reason this was awesome and I was dying of laughter

11:47 that's a commercial for a fridge air freshener. It also takes in a gas called ethylene which normally makes it rot faster. The product slows down the rotting process. Like this so jackaboy can see it so it makes more sense.

@wendysroasts1882

5 жыл бұрын

Smartapix heyyyy I’m the first comment 😄😄😄

@rgbvalo9904

5 жыл бұрын

Still doesnt make any fucking sense 😂 Why in the world is he carrying a fridge in a fucking forest! 😂

@thestrangemusician168

10 ай бұрын

is this a real product and if so where can i get one

4:53 that is the cutest little laugh I’ve ever heard

@juno7386

5 жыл бұрын

jubs :P AAAAAAWWWWW

@amydrinkstea02

5 жыл бұрын

Someone else agrees YAS

@Nikopteros

5 жыл бұрын

^=^

Breathes in magicarp, breathes out gyarados...I didn't notice that until the 3rd time watching and it was hilarious

Oh my goodness; I didn’t realize jacksepticeyes funniest home videos was created 2 years ago! Wow!

12:52 How it feels to chew 5 gum. Stimulate your senses.

@ethanmeeks9321

5 жыл бұрын

Shadow FoxyThePirateFox lol

@lavendervip2503

5 жыл бұрын

The best five gum meme

@alexbritt3664

5 жыл бұрын

Lol you mean aCuO

@mannofdober873

5 жыл бұрын

How it feels to chew 5 ass. We ran out of gum loooong ago.

Here's what I managed to figure out: 0:56 That's Calbee's (a Japanese snack company) commercial for their "Consomme Punch" flavored potato chips (it says "punch" on the dog collar) 1:52 That's an advertising campaign (for a new smartphone) by the Japanese multinational telecommunications and Internet corporation SoftBank Group Corp. It features the "Shirato Family", which has a white shiba inu (called "Otou-san", meaning "father" in Japanese) as the family father. 2:36 That's an hypnotic chant-jingle for Galbo twist, which is a kind of chocolate snack 3:31 Strong zero is a brand of sweet alcoholic beverages (the alcohol percentage is about 8%). 4:12 This is a commercial for Daihatsu’s Mira e:S (an eco-friendly car). The older man tells Bruce that tofu is healthy for the body, while the younger man adds that it is also low in calories and cheap. Then Bruce makes the connection between tofu (low in calories and reasonably priced) and the Mira e:S, shouting "Daihatsu Mira e:S" because it is an eco-car, light in weight and reasonably priced. 5:02 That's a commercial for the food company Dole, which features a "banana man" (called "Dole man" in the commercial) 5:43 That's a commercial for a super glue called "SU" (so you'd better not brush your teeth with it :P) 6:12 That's a commercial for an escape attraction called "despair fortress" (絶望要塞), from the Fuji-Q Highland amusement park (they say the chances of escaping are one in a hundred thousand). Guests who take on the challenge have to try to work through a labyrinth of countless doors, corridors, and rooms and strict security set up within the fort and make it out within the time limit. 6:55 Yes, that was the first Japanese Pokémon commercial (for Pokémon Red and Green). 7:37 In order, those were a graphite confession (it says "suki" on the paper sheet, which means "like/love"), a graphite goodbye (she says "sorry" and leaves), a graphite rain of sadness (because of the rejection, I guess), a graphite thermometer (that's why it's under his arm; he got a cold from being in the rain), graphite glasses (asking if he's okay), graphite ??? (while smiling, maybe something like "gratitude"), confession number 2, a graphite hit ("hitting" her heart), a graphite duet, a graphite proposal, a graphite paternal opposition, a graphite "this is a boring item, but..." (a default polite phrase when giving a present to someone), a graphite "okay" (accepting the gift), a graphite cake cutting ceremony (at the wedding), ending with "by the way, the grafite has a 'sharp' core" (a hard and thin kind of core). 9:37 Yes, Kirin is an alcoholic beverages company in Japan. 10:02 That's an ad for "Nissin Futomen Dodo" cup noodles; the skeleton guys are the "Shocker" villains from the Kamen Rider series (the ad says you'll be "shocked" by the noodles' taste and thickness). 10:32 That's an ad for a smartphone that lets you watch movies on it ("映画はスマホで" means "(watch) movies on a smartphone"); I think it's from 2012. 11:08 That's for Japanese gummy Sours ("sawazu"). They typically feature "monster turtles" (kaijin kame). 11:34 That's an ad for deodorizing activated charcoal ("sumi"); you can use in your fridge, freezer, produce crisper/drawer, or in places such as kitchen cabinets, shoe cupboards or closets. 12:31 That's an ad for a breath-freshening gum called "acuo" (which the last actor uses as martial arts shout uttered when performing an attacking, aka "kiai"). It starts showing the section chief's plan ("課長案"), then the (opposing) director's plan ("部長案"), and then saying "Business is a battle" (so chewing the gum to freshen your breath would be like preparing for that "battle"). 13:35 That's an ad for Calbee's "jagariko" (a brand of Japanese snacks that are essentially potato chips shaped as thin sticks that are sold in a cup-like package). 14:11 An obvious one, but that's an ad for Meiji's chocolate bars. 15:30 Another obvious one, but that's an ad for Glico's "Pucchin" Pudding ("pucchin" is an onomatopoeia for "snapping", which is the sound you hear when you take it off the package)

@cownose8949

5 жыл бұрын

Nice.

@pedrostormrage

5 жыл бұрын

Muffin of the Morgue Thanks :) There are still a few bits to figure out, but I think these are the gists of each ad.

@szutyksosisback

5 жыл бұрын

nice

@pedrostormrage

5 жыл бұрын

norahsz Thanks :)

@pedrostormrage

5 жыл бұрын

I am a PERSON Oh no, that would a terrible name O.o "Pedro" is the Spanish/Portuguese version of "Peter"; the "Stormrage" part is just because I like Malfurion Stormrage :) Writing it didn't really take that long, but the research took about 3 hours (especially because all of the kanji I had to look up) =*

Great, great captions!

I wheezed so much in this video 😂😂

“So it’s like drugs?” “It’s better than drugs Jeremy, ITS FROM JAPAN!!!” I hope someone understands this. Please. At least one person.

@alsabalsa2084

5 жыл бұрын

ITS FROM JAPPPANNNNNNNN thank the lord I’m not the onlyy insane one here XD

@alysamae1137

5 жыл бұрын

Samidoesstuff ITS A GRAY OBLONG PILL

@viv9175

5 жыл бұрын

JAAAAPPPPAAAAAAANNNNNN 😂

@kaylahperry742

5 жыл бұрын

YOUR NO LONGER A DRIP WHEN YOU GOT IN YOUR GRIP! A SQUIP! A SQUIP! A SQUUUUIIIIIIIPPPPP!

@gretablackwell495

5 жыл бұрын

Seems like 7 people got it

The note said love The lead under his arm was a thermometer 8:00

@catherinegagne6739

5 жыл бұрын

Eve Laurel Why the hell would you have a thermometer

@luneth9304

4 жыл бұрын

But wouldn't the note of been more "like" as it was スキ, and ダイスキ would be love?

@greythomas6199

4 жыл бұрын

@@catherinegagne6739 Mabye he got ill from the pencil lead falling from the sky(the rain)

@crunchy1414

4 жыл бұрын

this is Japanese right? Cause I know in Chinese, love is 爱 (ai)

@MikusDad39

4 жыл бұрын

@@luneth9304 ダイスキ is more "i really like you", "愛してる" is "i love you".

I can only hope that Bruce said "I see dead people" in Japanese

Japan says hi Jack, hope you enjoyed these