Theo Von and Funny Marco talking about race and the differences between white and black people in America. From This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #434. • Funny Marco | This Pas...
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@Helixal Жыл бұрын
The look of this dudes face as Theo explained the trenches got me
@stretch1807
Жыл бұрын
He's genuinely trying too which makes it so much funnier because it's innocent but wild
@flexboseley1821
17 күн бұрын
man i read this first and as soon as his face changed i fucking burst out laughing lol
@JonnyUnderrated
14 күн бұрын
@@flexboseley1821 lol Yeah i got that part too. Very funny . be chill bro
@WeekendUpdate7
12 күн бұрын
He knew how to play into Theo's character lol. Gotta love the people that understand Theo and how to add to the overall comedy.
@meanchewy8754
4 күн бұрын
Theo was describing the white trenches. Lol eating hot dogs.
@sgood1692 Жыл бұрын
Theo got trenches and carnivals mixed up. 😂
@laurenadkins7207
Жыл бұрын
☠️
@Stumme-40203
14 күн бұрын
It’s because they’re both are filled with circus monkeys.
@ThumbDr
6 күн бұрын
I feel like there’s like uhm funnel cakes and elephant ears. There’s a secret gay carny…
@nicholaslutz5910 Жыл бұрын
We have some of his lyrics written down at home 😭🤣
@mizzop
Жыл бұрын
Funny thing is I can see it🤣
@J.5.M.
Жыл бұрын
"Wipe it down" is in the kitchen
@senseofmindshow
Жыл бұрын
It makes it so much funnier that it's lil boosie haha
@bubbafabela6174
13 күн бұрын
Shit I laughed out loud lyrics written down at home lmao
@sarahfaith6531
9 күн бұрын
Lololololololol
@ypgdomo Жыл бұрын
Him explain the trenches 😂😂😂😂😂
@julies1ify
Жыл бұрын
Theo says "eatin hot dogs" dead !!
@J-Pop7
Жыл бұрын
Somebody has a gun
@blaynehamilton2120
Жыл бұрын
@@J-Pop7 lil booty
@blaynehamilton2120
Жыл бұрын
@@J-Pop7 sellin stacks
@J-Pop7
Жыл бұрын
@@blaynehamilton2120 he's got them Boosie lyrics written down at home
@zeke5989 Жыл бұрын
"Let me get that booty, Icey". LMAO, I'm dead over here.
@focowebdesign
4 ай бұрын
lmfao
@tylermitchell8649 Жыл бұрын
"People eating hotdogs.."I can't lie, that's a good start to explain the trenches
@onewaytosavetheday14 күн бұрын
“We got some of his lyrics written down at home.” 😂😂😂😂💀
@cod-the-creator Жыл бұрын
LIL BOOTY HAS A GUN OR SOMETHIN OMG
@jordanbyates Жыл бұрын
We have some of his lyrics written down at home 😂😂😂
@Terp311
16 күн бұрын
You do, huh?
@The_Tamed_Beast6 күн бұрын
The trenches? “Yeah I haven’t been in all of them but I been in some them”
@MrSuperfuzz79 Жыл бұрын
Trench explanation on point😂😂
@christoforos41268 күн бұрын
"We got some of his lyrics written down at home" lmao
@BicyclePump
7 күн бұрын
I was like what does even mean 😂😂
@tbradtbrad Жыл бұрын
"I could see you out there. I could see you out there... " LOL! 😅😂🤣
@nakedvegasband5356 Жыл бұрын
Man cursing a cop out is a terrible idea lmao
@timboslice8559
15 күн бұрын
White or black
@Thenextday8
7 күн бұрын
Not if you’re white lol…my friend Chris and I were smoking in the car once but we smoked all the bud. Cops pulled up behind us, as soon as they told us to get out of the car Chris said “bro I just told we we f’ing smoked it all wtf are y’all on”…we ended up on the curb in 30 degree weather cold af..Chris talking about let him call his dad and asking for badge numbers, the cops accused him for being a s.a from Arizona..he telling them their lying all while I’m just sitting there silent…lord behold they let us go but man that white black stuff is no joke lolol
@timboslice8559
7 күн бұрын
@@Thenextday8 cool story I’m white and would never cus out a cop
@ThumbDr
6 күн бұрын
@@Thenextday8your friend is a moron and will end up in prison 100 percent
@UnderscoreZeroLP
6 күн бұрын
@@timboslice8559that’s cus you a nerd
@royawiley3782 Жыл бұрын
“Icey” got me crying🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jon_Bonds_Jovi Жыл бұрын
This is amazing haha. They both know how to troll on another level 😅. Also; on a deeper level, I think it shows that you can tear down these so-called "race barriers" & be able to treat everyone the same way regardless of color. *Just my 2¢*
@AIKnowYou
Жыл бұрын
Anyone who has dealt with other races and cultures knows we're more alike than different. Barriers mostly exist because of ignorance. But there are still some things in cultures that are simply incompatible, regardless of skin color.
@Woodsaras
7 күн бұрын
The black dude aint trolling at all.
@Woodsaras
7 күн бұрын
@@AIKnowYouno. Bariers exsist because some of yall create bariers. So stfu.
@tommynobaka
7 күн бұрын
@@AIKnowYouWhich is the reason I miss how we all used to clown eachother in school. Every ethnicity got it, and it WORKED because we all understood each other's culture
@BgpYoutube-ne6so
6 күн бұрын
GAY
@lockitdrop8 күн бұрын
One of the best questions I’ve ever been asked: “Does your skin get hotter when you’re in the sun?” Almost cried from laughing, it’s probably true too.
@blackholestudios9284 Жыл бұрын
"only two" 😂😂😂
@thechosenone5720 Жыл бұрын
Pick our battles. 💯
@bigstu8597 Жыл бұрын
Fascinating.
@BayAreaMike998 күн бұрын
“You got your superpowers we got ours” yooooooo that’s a good way of seeing it, bro positive
@FreshStarter13 күн бұрын
Lol Theo Von from Louisiana bayou country home boy literally grew up fishing and living in a trench.
@TheDustoff913 күн бұрын
“ I can see you out there “
@Atleysprogram10 күн бұрын
The trying to explain things never gets old hahahaha
@tangelaedwards67335 ай бұрын
" oh damn really" theo von so damn funny!
@Sarcastic_redbeard34 Жыл бұрын
Theo- people eating hot dogs..you know what I'm saying Marco- no, no I don't
@beetalius Жыл бұрын
He KNOWS he’s gonna be a sea horse
@Civilmonkey1
Жыл бұрын
Until he finds out how sea horses reproduce
@newhorizons2234
Жыл бұрын
@@Civilmonkey1 😂😂😂😂
@kissrings
13 күн бұрын
I can see you OUT THERE … theo is something else 😂😂😂
@chrisscott3030
7 күн бұрын
Until he realizes Seahorses have to swim.
@carlosortiz67714 ай бұрын
“Or Japanese Lady….just to make sure everyone is okay with it” 😂😂
@xhildhood9 күн бұрын
“I can see you out there”
@Brittanywright33123 күн бұрын
2:24 “I’m gone be a seahorse” 😂😂
@Terp311
16 күн бұрын
2:23
@kennethakennetha
5 күн бұрын
i can see you out there
@seansilver87574 күн бұрын
I can see you out there 😂
@tannorkocis796 Жыл бұрын
Some of his lyrics written down at home.
@tone90115 күн бұрын
"We got some his lyrics written down at home" 🤭😅
@lorenzogomez868613 күн бұрын
“They got people in there eating hot dogs…there’s a secret gay dude, Lil booty” . Theo can be so fn funny
@janet.snakehole11 күн бұрын
slangin stacks bb
@Fonzoom5 күн бұрын
“I can see you out there”🥲
@Caponethadon5 Жыл бұрын
Theo is fu@kin hilarious... This n!gg@ said "People are eatin hot dogs"😂😂 Bt ya on a good day. The struggle was Vienna sausages, potted meat, syrup sandwiches, sugar water, & etc...💯🎯
@Tweeter05
Жыл бұрын
Damn dude, you're out here making me thinking I'm struggling. Pop top meats, heavy sugar w/light water and drizzle it over some bread. Also got a cabinet full of empty country crock bowls and spaghetti stained whipped cream bowls. But I'm not struggling, everything's running smoothly, just gotta keep at it.
@user-user-user-user.11 күн бұрын
Theo coming back as a straight-up pimp.
@Caponethadon5 Жыл бұрын
And Theo most DEFINITELY would/could survive in the "trenches" he would not only survive, he'd prosper... & If u in the know u know black women LOVE Theo & most black men wanna kick it with him 💯
@devanman792015 күн бұрын
This video hurt my brain 😂
@LiftedLarvitar2 күн бұрын
We got some of his lyrics written down at home 💯😈😂
@evannatland51514 күн бұрын
“Only two” 😂😂 ill e ter
@IrrelevantFart Жыл бұрын
I thought that was Julius randle LOL
@WebGemSports201214 күн бұрын
Same wavelength
@wally197913 күн бұрын
you know, like, you know... like, like you know.
@valenciae271 Жыл бұрын
Haha Theo don't know what to make up😂
@pvtjoey5371 Жыл бұрын
tearsssssssssssssssssssss
@samuelorozco77355 ай бұрын
Woke that man is! We are all a borrowed vapor/soul!
@shinobi43175 күн бұрын
4:38 into like... rap 😂
@kmoliere5042 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard I snorted
@ajney675611 күн бұрын
He thought Theo was a Mexican 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PostApocalypticSure8 күн бұрын
It seems to me we were effectively already at where this gentleman wants us to get in the 1990s-early 2000s. We’ve regressed the last 20 years. It’s sad.
@yohannesolliverre2121
8 күн бұрын
Nah don't let nostalgia fool you, race relations were still shit back in the 90s we were just better at pretending we all got along. But especially in America with the LA riots, OJ case, the rise of gangsta rap. So much divisiveness. Being black in America felt like having a target on your back. If you weren't "one of the good ones", white people stayed the fuck away from you. Nowadays people are more aware of shit, you can't get away with blatant anti-black racism as easily, but it's basically a trend to shit on white people now
@phil8528
2 сағат бұрын
100% correct man.
@Hrossey14 күн бұрын
Can Seahorses do drive by’s? Dammmm!
@JB-yr4vd14 күн бұрын
Ima name a few things…. I wonder what race you immediately think of Nike CVS gold chain EBT
@jamescain7078 күн бұрын
Clip needs a health warning do not watch while high
@nc31369 күн бұрын
Bro knew he gonna be a sea horse
@erickiyoshiphillips2323 Жыл бұрын
Lol being black is just. Skin color I'm half black and half white. The only thing I notice is that people look at you and judge you off your appearance and u can tell they don't like you because your black or u just get that wierd feeling when u meet people. But I feel like we have been here that's why we have deja vu..I think it's from our past lives because we swear we have been here inthis moment before.
@chrismenezes
Жыл бұрын
Is the left half black, or the bottom half black
@tropicaljupiter
4 күн бұрын
Sometimes I can tell people assume I don’t like them because of their race. Like I can just feel it. It’s actually because of their personality.
@nikogriffin4503 Жыл бұрын
Marco definitely a male seahorse
@beetalius Жыл бұрын
Eating hot dogs 😂😂😂
@vanjam41214 күн бұрын
You can tell theo hasn't been outside in at least a few months 😂😂
@vanjam412
14 күн бұрын
It must be winter time
@vanjam412
14 күн бұрын
It must be windy out
@connormoorerocksКүн бұрын
few people can make Theo Von seem normal xD
@weekendatronnies6286 Жыл бұрын
I have never cussed a cop and Tyson Fury is the best fighter in the world right now.
@gman4011
Жыл бұрын
Best heavyweight boxer yes, best fighter you gotta go to the ufc for that, best well rounded fighters in the world do mma
@Lotsize100
Жыл бұрын
Nope its jon jones
@weekendatronnies6286
Жыл бұрын
Would any UFC fighter beat Fury in a boxing ring? NO. Could Fury keep his distance and possibly land a KO in an octagon? YES. So I got Fury
@MaliJay323
9 ай бұрын
@@weekendatronnies6286lmao fury was shook to even speak at Jones buddy, in a real fight fury would get dismantled in many ways 😂
@geoffreygreer8008 Жыл бұрын
Reincarnation: caterpillar molten down into liquid and reforming to a butterfly. Big thing, black or white. We ALL started from Africa, we all bleed the same color and we are all each others teachers. Learn from good people, learn what not to do from bad people. There are only assholes, and good hearts. Love yall, remember who you are in the mirror, not by looks for others but remember what your purpose is. Chase your dreams or work to make someone else's come true
@lvn4x6 күн бұрын
A lot of what Theo says in any given situation sounds like answers to a Rorschach test 😂
@AppalachianWrench10 күн бұрын
Us white dudes that can’t cuss out the police are the most fun to hang out with. Just don’t let us drive your motorcycle after drinking more than 4 or 5 drinks. Especially if we’re fasting 😂
@moose94104 күн бұрын
How can I explain to my black friends that I can say nigga because I was reincarnated from a black person but I'm white? Serious question, so I want serious answers. All throughout highschool, the military and to now, I've ONLY had black friends. I just always liked black people more. I hung with them in the hoods, growing up.
@dt58kc Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@farooqkeita70015 күн бұрын
I might be white or i might be a turtle hahaha wtf
@Stumme-4020314 күн бұрын
Let me guess. One of the questions is “Is it itchy being black?”
@Millionairemindset4748 күн бұрын
A seahorse😂
@selfmadenewbie Жыл бұрын
Serious Marco
@Synthwalk4 күн бұрын
2:50 mature sounding black toddlers/kids are a thing because of upgbringing, they often grow up with parents that treats them like adults instead of kids, to the point of cussing and even having fights in front of them, it's not specifically a race thing, but it happens a lot more frequently with black kids because of cultural and economic factors.
@jansonrawlings8169
Күн бұрын
And genetic
@oneofthosepeople210112 күн бұрын
Can literally show you thousands of b’s cussing out cops and getting away with it. 😅
@Unlockingparadoxes Жыл бұрын
We are all human. Just with different skin pigments.
@Unlockingparadoxes
Жыл бұрын
Don't be racist and be open minded and genuine and respectful.
@charlierice1593
Жыл бұрын
@@Unlockingparadoxesand genetic differences.
@Unlockingparadoxes
Жыл бұрын
@@charlierice1593 yes but ultimately it doesn't matter. We all function the same and are mortal.
@Unlockingparadoxes
Жыл бұрын
@@charlierice1593 technically skin pigments are genetic differences... Trust me I'm aware
@Kuba405
2 күн бұрын
@@Unlockingparadoxesit’s more than just skin colour.
@jimmydgaf829115 күн бұрын
LIL BOOTY HA
@anthonyzhao118512 күн бұрын
“What was her name do you remember?” “Jennifer” “DAMN” “Yeah” 😂😂😂
@figgettit4 күн бұрын
"black people seem like they've been here before" lol
@minnnjupark Жыл бұрын
This is the absolute funniest shit. Marco tryin not to bust out in fucken laughter to the sharp left turns that came out of Theo’s mouth is just pure comedy gold
@mrdanielnewell
Жыл бұрын
Damn I wish. Seems to me like he doesn’t have a sense of humor and was taking everything seriously
@CharifRocka
Жыл бұрын
@@mrdanielnewell 😂 Someone has never been so wrong.
@mrdanielnewell
Жыл бұрын
@@CharifRocka felt like he didn’t want theo to be funny even though he was. it reminded me of theo’s interview with bill burr, when theo kept saying absurd shit and bill kept trying to make him feel stupid
@brendanz14425 күн бұрын
My fuckin stomach hurts
@alvaromd3203 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@waedjradi Жыл бұрын
"oh, damn really...?" "... YEAH!" 3:08
@bigscottlee520516 күн бұрын
Did he say you can’t fight and we can 😂😂😂😂😂😂 gtfoh I’m done 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LDBCFC14 күн бұрын
I lost brain cells listening to this 😂
@tyul4 күн бұрын
Or I might be a turtle after I die 😂
@stevenrhoads683714 күн бұрын
Black people seem like they’ve been here before is the funniest shit Ive heard in a long time
@JosephLamb198916 күн бұрын
Being black is pressure i bet. Like you have to be a certain way no matter what
@JB-yr4vd14 күн бұрын
This is like AI’s version of a podcast….
@MyNameJeff..15 күн бұрын
13% make over 50%
@spordlaw Жыл бұрын
One god
@Terp311
16 күн бұрын
No god
@spordlaw
16 күн бұрын
@@Terp311 to each, their own
@markkindermannart40286 күн бұрын
Advantages for black guys: Special bank loans Special scholarships Free Government Money Treated special on jobs White girls Advantages for white guys: -
@user-qv2gx2ye3x15 күн бұрын
the secret gay dude lol
@Currentlyundiscovered10009 күн бұрын
People eating hotdogs
@Nieves710 Жыл бұрын
This dude don't get Theo's humor lol
@livadarka Жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAHHAHA im crying AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
@michaelmcconnell73026 күн бұрын
You're telling me with a straight face this isn't Kodak black
@hotfudgecake
4 күн бұрын
its funny marco
@walteroutdoors25335 күн бұрын
Right off the bat, I don’t know any white people who can cuss out police without repercussions (I’m white and could never get away with that) and I know a ton of white people who can fight. So gonna have to skip this video haha.
@RoughStoneRollingLapidary21 күн бұрын
I’m so with the last thing Marco said a I’ve been saying it my whole life. We’re all human. We are all just shades on the brown sprectrum. That’s like saying there’s a difference between Tri-color dogs and spotted dogs other than their coat color. They’re both still dogs. It’s just ridiculous to me and the way society is going the last several years has been backwards not forwards. Race was way less of a thing when I was growing up in the ‘90s and ‘00s than it is now. Everything is becoming re-segregated again except this time it is the non-white people doing it. We will never fully integrate as one people if we are making places where only _____ people can be there. Or making everyone identify and put themselves into a bunch of boxes. It makes me really sad to see how this is being called progress and yet there’s more racial tension now than there’s been since the civil rights era. People of any color who think like me or say things like Marco said at the end get called the racist ones or that they are uncle toms or shit like that. I think, hope, there are a lot more people who think like I do but in today’s cancel culture climate, are afraid to speak up against the mainstream narrative. But if we all don’t, I’m afraid of how bad it will get before it can get better. And every step in the wrong direction we take will add extra time on before we can get there. We are doing irreparable damage to this generation with all this identity politics. The chances of me ever seeing it get back to it was when I was growing up, let alone better than that are next to none at this point. We aren’t close to changing the narrative. There are only a small handful of people speaking up about this and they get hated on for it. This cannot come from the white people’s side. It will only work if it comes from within. So if you are a person of color and agree with me, please start speaking up. It’s the only way we can slow this down and possibly get to a place we all want to be. Note: I hate the terms; white, black, people of color. I avoid using them as much as possible but for clarity sake I used them here. I prefer light skin or dark skin because no one is white. No one is black. We are all shades on the brown spectrum. That makes it a flowing gradual transition and not separated distinct boundaries. If you’re beyond this line you are this, type thing.
@bestdayever15154 күн бұрын
I feel like black people have been here before... HAHAHA so funny
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The look of this dudes face as Theo explained the trenches got me
@stretch1807
Жыл бұрын
He's genuinely trying too which makes it so much funnier because it's innocent but wild
@flexboseley1821
17 күн бұрын
man i read this first and as soon as his face changed i fucking burst out laughing lol
@JonnyUnderrated
14 күн бұрын
@@flexboseley1821 lol Yeah i got that part too. Very funny . be chill bro
@WeekendUpdate7
12 күн бұрын
He knew how to play into Theo's character lol. Gotta love the people that understand Theo and how to add to the overall comedy.
@meanchewy8754
4 күн бұрын
Theo was describing the white trenches. Lol eating hot dogs.
Theo got trenches and carnivals mixed up. 😂
@laurenadkins7207
Жыл бұрын
☠️
@Stumme-40203
14 күн бұрын
It’s because they’re both are filled with circus monkeys.
@ThumbDr
6 күн бұрын
I feel like there’s like uhm funnel cakes and elephant ears. There’s a secret gay carny…
We have some of his lyrics written down at home 😭🤣
@mizzop
Жыл бұрын
Funny thing is I can see it🤣
@J.5.M.
Жыл бұрын
"Wipe it down" is in the kitchen
@senseofmindshow
Жыл бұрын
It makes it so much funnier that it's lil boosie haha
@bubbafabela6174
13 күн бұрын
Shit I laughed out loud lyrics written down at home lmao
@sarahfaith6531
9 күн бұрын
Lololololololol
Him explain the trenches 😂😂😂😂😂
@julies1ify
Жыл бұрын
Theo says "eatin hot dogs" dead !!
@J-Pop7
Жыл бұрын
Somebody has a gun
@blaynehamilton2120
Жыл бұрын
@@J-Pop7 lil booty
@blaynehamilton2120
Жыл бұрын
@@J-Pop7 sellin stacks
@J-Pop7
Жыл бұрын
@@blaynehamilton2120 he's got them Boosie lyrics written down at home
"Let me get that booty, Icey". LMAO, I'm dead over here.
@focowebdesign
4 ай бұрын
lmfao
"People eating hotdogs.."I can't lie, that's a good start to explain the trenches
“We got some of his lyrics written down at home.” 😂😂😂😂💀
LIL BOOTY HAS A GUN OR SOMETHIN OMG
We have some of his lyrics written down at home 😂😂😂
@Terp311
16 күн бұрын
You do, huh?
The trenches? “Yeah I haven’t been in all of them but I been in some them”
Trench explanation on point😂😂
"We got some of his lyrics written down at home" lmao
@BicyclePump
7 күн бұрын
I was like what does even mean 😂😂
"I could see you out there. I could see you out there... " LOL! 😅😂🤣
Man cursing a cop out is a terrible idea lmao
@timboslice8559
15 күн бұрын
White or black
@Thenextday8
7 күн бұрын
Not if you’re white lol…my friend Chris and I were smoking in the car once but we smoked all the bud. Cops pulled up behind us, as soon as they told us to get out of the car Chris said “bro I just told we we f’ing smoked it all wtf are y’all on”…we ended up on the curb in 30 degree weather cold af..Chris talking about let him call his dad and asking for badge numbers, the cops accused him for being a s.a from Arizona..he telling them their lying all while I’m just sitting there silent…lord behold they let us go but man that white black stuff is no joke lolol
@timboslice8559
7 күн бұрын
@@Thenextday8 cool story I’m white and would never cus out a cop
@ThumbDr
6 күн бұрын
@@Thenextday8your friend is a moron and will end up in prison 100 percent
@UnderscoreZeroLP
6 күн бұрын
@@timboslice8559that’s cus you a nerd
“Icey” got me crying🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is amazing haha. They both know how to troll on another level 😅. Also; on a deeper level, I think it shows that you can tear down these so-called "race barriers" & be able to treat everyone the same way regardless of color. *Just my 2¢*
@AIKnowYou
Жыл бұрын
Anyone who has dealt with other races and cultures knows we're more alike than different. Barriers mostly exist because of ignorance. But there are still some things in cultures that are simply incompatible, regardless of skin color.
@Woodsaras
7 күн бұрын
The black dude aint trolling at all.
@Woodsaras
7 күн бұрын
@@AIKnowYouno. Bariers exsist because some of yall create bariers. So stfu.
@tommynobaka
7 күн бұрын
@@AIKnowYouWhich is the reason I miss how we all used to clown eachother in school. Every ethnicity got it, and it WORKED because we all understood each other's culture
@BgpYoutube-ne6so
6 күн бұрын
GAY
One of the best questions I’ve ever been asked: “Does your skin get hotter when you’re in the sun?” Almost cried from laughing, it’s probably true too.
"only two" 😂😂😂
Pick our battles. 💯
Fascinating.
“You got your superpowers we got ours” yooooooo that’s a good way of seeing it, bro positive
Lol Theo Von from Louisiana bayou country home boy literally grew up fishing and living in a trench.
“ I can see you out there “
The trying to explain things never gets old hahahaha
" oh damn really" theo von so damn funny!
Theo- people eating hot dogs..you know what I'm saying Marco- no, no I don't
He KNOWS he’s gonna be a sea horse
@Civilmonkey1
Жыл бұрын
Until he finds out how sea horses reproduce
@newhorizons2234
Жыл бұрын
@@Civilmonkey1 😂😂😂😂
@kissrings
13 күн бұрын
I can see you OUT THERE … theo is something else 😂😂😂
@chrisscott3030
7 күн бұрын
Until he realizes Seahorses have to swim.
“Or Japanese Lady….just to make sure everyone is okay with it” 😂😂
“I can see you out there”
2:24 “I’m gone be a seahorse” 😂😂
@Terp311
16 күн бұрын
2:23
@kennethakennetha
5 күн бұрын
i can see you out there
I can see you out there 😂
Some of his lyrics written down at home.
"We got some his lyrics written down at home" 🤭😅
“They got people in there eating hot dogs…there’s a secret gay dude, Lil booty” . Theo can be so fn funny
slangin stacks bb
“I can see you out there”🥲
Theo is fu@kin hilarious... This n!gg@ said "People are eatin hot dogs"😂😂 Bt ya on a good day. The struggle was Vienna sausages, potted meat, syrup sandwiches, sugar water, & etc...💯🎯
@Tweeter05
Жыл бұрын
Damn dude, you're out here making me thinking I'm struggling. Pop top meats, heavy sugar w/light water and drizzle it over some bread. Also got a cabinet full of empty country crock bowls and spaghetti stained whipped cream bowls. But I'm not struggling, everything's running smoothly, just gotta keep at it.
Theo coming back as a straight-up pimp.
And Theo most DEFINITELY would/could survive in the "trenches" he would not only survive, he'd prosper... & If u in the know u know black women LOVE Theo & most black men wanna kick it with him 💯
This video hurt my brain 😂
We got some of his lyrics written down at home 💯😈😂
“Only two” 😂😂 ill e ter
I thought that was Julius randle LOL
Same wavelength
you know, like, you know... like, like you know.
Haha Theo don't know what to make up😂
tearsssssssssssssssssssss
Woke that man is! We are all a borrowed vapor/soul!
4:38 into like... rap 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard I snorted
He thought Theo was a Mexican 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It seems to me we were effectively already at where this gentleman wants us to get in the 1990s-early 2000s. We’ve regressed the last 20 years. It’s sad.
@yohannesolliverre2121
8 күн бұрын
Nah don't let nostalgia fool you, race relations were still shit back in the 90s we were just better at pretending we all got along. But especially in America with the LA riots, OJ case, the rise of gangsta rap. So much divisiveness. Being black in America felt like having a target on your back. If you weren't "one of the good ones", white people stayed the fuck away from you. Nowadays people are more aware of shit, you can't get away with blatant anti-black racism as easily, but it's basically a trend to shit on white people now
@phil8528
2 сағат бұрын
100% correct man.
Can Seahorses do drive by’s? Dammmm!
Ima name a few things…. I wonder what race you immediately think of Nike CVS gold chain EBT
Clip needs a health warning do not watch while high
Bro knew he gonna be a sea horse
Lol being black is just. Skin color I'm half black and half white. The only thing I notice is that people look at you and judge you off your appearance and u can tell they don't like you because your black or u just get that wierd feeling when u meet people. But I feel like we have been here that's why we have deja vu..I think it's from our past lives because we swear we have been here inthis moment before.
@chrismenezes
Жыл бұрын
Is the left half black, or the bottom half black
@tropicaljupiter
4 күн бұрын
Sometimes I can tell people assume I don’t like them because of their race. Like I can just feel it. It’s actually because of their personality.
Marco definitely a male seahorse
Eating hot dogs 😂😂😂
You can tell theo hasn't been outside in at least a few months 😂😂
@vanjam412
14 күн бұрын
It must be winter time
@vanjam412
14 күн бұрын
It must be windy out
few people can make Theo Von seem normal xD
I have never cussed a cop and Tyson Fury is the best fighter in the world right now.
@gman4011
Жыл бұрын
Best heavyweight boxer yes, best fighter you gotta go to the ufc for that, best well rounded fighters in the world do mma
@Lotsize100
Жыл бұрын
Nope its jon jones
@weekendatronnies6286
Жыл бұрын
Would any UFC fighter beat Fury in a boxing ring? NO. Could Fury keep his distance and possibly land a KO in an octagon? YES. So I got Fury
@MaliJay323
9 ай бұрын
@@weekendatronnies6286lmao fury was shook to even speak at Jones buddy, in a real fight fury would get dismantled in many ways 😂
Reincarnation: caterpillar molten down into liquid and reforming to a butterfly. Big thing, black or white. We ALL started from Africa, we all bleed the same color and we are all each others teachers. Learn from good people, learn what not to do from bad people. There are only assholes, and good hearts. Love yall, remember who you are in the mirror, not by looks for others but remember what your purpose is. Chase your dreams or work to make someone else's come true
A lot of what Theo says in any given situation sounds like answers to a Rorschach test 😂
Us white dudes that can’t cuss out the police are the most fun to hang out with. Just don’t let us drive your motorcycle after drinking more than 4 or 5 drinks. Especially if we’re fasting 😂
How can I explain to my black friends that I can say nigga because I was reincarnated from a black person but I'm white? Serious question, so I want serious answers. All throughout highschool, the military and to now, I've ONLY had black friends. I just always liked black people more. I hung with them in the hoods, growing up.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I might be white or i might be a turtle hahaha wtf
Let me guess. One of the questions is “Is it itchy being black?”
A seahorse😂
Serious Marco
2:50 mature sounding black toddlers/kids are a thing because of upgbringing, they often grow up with parents that treats them like adults instead of kids, to the point of cussing and even having fights in front of them, it's not specifically a race thing, but it happens a lot more frequently with black kids because of cultural and economic factors.
@jansonrawlings8169
Күн бұрын
And genetic
Can literally show you thousands of b’s cussing out cops and getting away with it. 😅
We are all human. Just with different skin pigments.
@Unlockingparadoxes
Жыл бұрын
Don't be racist and be open minded and genuine and respectful.
@charlierice1593
Жыл бұрын
@@Unlockingparadoxesand genetic differences.
@Unlockingparadoxes
Жыл бұрын
@@charlierice1593 yes but ultimately it doesn't matter. We all function the same and are mortal.
@Unlockingparadoxes
Жыл бұрын
@@charlierice1593 technically skin pigments are genetic differences... Trust me I'm aware
@Kuba405
2 күн бұрын
@@Unlockingparadoxesit’s more than just skin colour.
LIL BOOTY HA
“What was her name do you remember?” “Jennifer” “DAMN” “Yeah” 😂😂😂
"black people seem like they've been here before" lol
This is the absolute funniest shit. Marco tryin not to bust out in fucken laughter to the sharp left turns that came out of Theo’s mouth is just pure comedy gold
@mrdanielnewell
Жыл бұрын
Damn I wish. Seems to me like he doesn’t have a sense of humor and was taking everything seriously
@CharifRocka
Жыл бұрын
@@mrdanielnewell 😂 Someone has never been so wrong.
@mrdanielnewell
Жыл бұрын
@@CharifRocka felt like he didn’t want theo to be funny even though he was. it reminded me of theo’s interview with bill burr, when theo kept saying absurd shit and bill kept trying to make him feel stupid
My fuckin stomach hurts
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"oh, damn really...?" "... YEAH!" 3:08
Did he say you can’t fight and we can 😂😂😂😂😂😂 gtfoh I’m done 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I lost brain cells listening to this 😂
Or I might be a turtle after I die 😂
Black people seem like they’ve been here before is the funniest shit Ive heard in a long time
Being black is pressure i bet. Like you have to be a certain way no matter what
This is like AI’s version of a podcast….
13% make over 50%
One god
@Terp311
16 күн бұрын
No god
@spordlaw
16 күн бұрын
@@Terp311 to each, their own
Advantages for black guys: Special bank loans Special scholarships Free Government Money Treated special on jobs White girls Advantages for white guys: -
the secret gay dude lol
People eating hotdogs
This dude don't get Theo's humor lol
AHAHAHAHHAHA im crying AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
You're telling me with a straight face this isn't Kodak black
@hotfudgecake
4 күн бұрын
its funny marco
Right off the bat, I don’t know any white people who can cuss out police without repercussions (I’m white and could never get away with that) and I know a ton of white people who can fight. So gonna have to skip this video haha.
I’m so with the last thing Marco said a I’ve been saying it my whole life. We’re all human. We are all just shades on the brown sprectrum. That’s like saying there’s a difference between Tri-color dogs and spotted dogs other than their coat color. They’re both still dogs. It’s just ridiculous to me and the way society is going the last several years has been backwards not forwards. Race was way less of a thing when I was growing up in the ‘90s and ‘00s than it is now. Everything is becoming re-segregated again except this time it is the non-white people doing it. We will never fully integrate as one people if we are making places where only _____ people can be there. Or making everyone identify and put themselves into a bunch of boxes. It makes me really sad to see how this is being called progress and yet there’s more racial tension now than there’s been since the civil rights era. People of any color who think like me or say things like Marco said at the end get called the racist ones or that they are uncle toms or shit like that. I think, hope, there are a lot more people who think like I do but in today’s cancel culture climate, are afraid to speak up against the mainstream narrative. But if we all don’t, I’m afraid of how bad it will get before it can get better. And every step in the wrong direction we take will add extra time on before we can get there. We are doing irreparable damage to this generation with all this identity politics. The chances of me ever seeing it get back to it was when I was growing up, let alone better than that are next to none at this point. We aren’t close to changing the narrative. There are only a small handful of people speaking up about this and they get hated on for it. This cannot come from the white people’s side. It will only work if it comes from within. So if you are a person of color and agree with me, please start speaking up. It’s the only way we can slow this down and possibly get to a place we all want to be. Note: I hate the terms; white, black, people of color. I avoid using them as much as possible but for clarity sake I used them here. I prefer light skin or dark skin because no one is white. No one is black. We are all shades on the brown spectrum. That makes it a flowing gradual transition and not separated distinct boundaries. If you’re beyond this line you are this, type thing.
I feel like black people have been here before... HAHAHA so funny
Dude did not pass the vibe Check.
Or a woman 😂😂💀