Holy moly, Tucker and Theo are hilarious together

Tosses in a nicotine patch: "well, i've always been a sizable man"

@libidinousbear4563

3 ай бұрын

Pouch

@magnusgranskau7487

3 ай бұрын

snus, pronounced like snooze

@Twatlicker3000

3 ай бұрын

​@@magnusgranskau7487actually snus is pouched tobbaco and zyn which is what he took is tobbaco-less so i dont think it would fall under the snus catagory

lol was trucker really serious about saddling a greyhound . I love this dude.

@aelfwealld

3 ай бұрын

Yea he was!

Tucker actually has a funny sense of humor Theo and tuck are a trip together 😂😂

Greyhound bus rides will always give you a story you'll never forget

@cwzrd76

3 ай бұрын

I second that as a no shit😂. I had to take a Greyhound to escape a drug party with a bunch of gangsters from LA back to Oakland and then the cops pulled the bus over as I'm freaking out it was for another guy who was tripping on Acid and threatening to kill the bus driver 😂. We pulled over to a gas station and I tried to run except it was in the middle of nowhere then we got back on and finished on to Oakland. 😂 True story

@glyph241

3 ай бұрын

We used to hit the Ebro dog track whenever we were in north, Florida, north of Panama City somewhere around Destin, the heart of the redneck Riviera, that shiz was wild. My friend Mitchell developed a system where we would watch the dogs pee before end of the track at the fire hydrant paddock, and whoever took the biggest pee we put them in Trifecta or Quinella. 🏁🐕🏁🐕🏁🐕🏁

@sourbaileys

3 ай бұрын

Not to mention that one beheading story. That made me always consider buying flights.

@ilikecinema1234

3 ай бұрын

​@@sourbaileys Well when you're thinking about flights I remember this one story called 9/11, I don't think planes are safe zones lol

@sourbaileys

3 ай бұрын

@@ilikecinema1234 LOL true

Tucker is always invited to the BBQ

On the greyhound I have witnessed someone trying to purchase a baby, a midget kicked off the bus on the side of the interstate for smoking in the bathroom, and a lady overdose on a big bottle of pills. I haven’t even ridden much, but every time I do something unfathomable happens.

Nice timing to release this clip with the Tucker/Putin interview out today. Great marketing Theo!

Tucker: greyhound bus hell? Theo: greyhound bus help, but yeah they could change it 💀💀

This was quite possibly the best episode Theo has had. Tucker both surprised me and was exactly who I though he was at the same time. Tucker somehow Out-Theo'd Theo with that Greyhound set up

Tucker definitely used to drop acid when he was younger LOL he said "And other things" 😂

Finally! Thank you Theo for showing the real Tucker, not the one the media lies about. Love it!

These two are like two old friends talking. Hilarious!

a bus ticket after the robbery would be the definition of hiding in plain site, what a legend!!!!

@antonioreconquistador

3 ай бұрын

Pretty much half of the plot of that beavis and butthead movie

‘It’s a two hour ride’ lmfao This is too funny

“Is there any zoning going on over here”😂

You put anyone on with Theo and it’s instant authenticity. Best podcast going. He’s got Conan Obrien natural talent when it comes to getting his guest comfortable

Atleast bro had his socks on

These two together!🤦‍♂️😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣 AWESOME!!

“The ol’ greyhound wiener trick” made me LOL

Love these 2 together

Its hard to saddle a greyhound. I have always been a sizeable man hahahaha

Now advocating for a three way interview - Theo , Tucker and Putin

😂 they’re perfect together

I love when tucker said “true story!” And theo was like “yeah!”😂

The day you wonder if your sock hit Tucker in the face 😮😂

Next: Theo smokes a bowl with Putin on the pod…negotiates world peace.

These dudes should have a podcast together they hilarious together 😂lol😂

Is Tucker dippin three Millis? Freezer tarps would not approve of this 😂

"Weiner trick" wtf😂😂😂 Theo was so ready, "I'll see it now!"

This is one of my favorite episodes.

Saw a guy with a 2foot iguana in his leather jacket on a Greyhound when I was 17.

Hahahahaah Freaking Tucker thought Theo meant riding a dog 😂😂😂😂😂 gtfoh lolololol😂😂😂😂

dog track in miami 😂😂 can't believe tucker has been there

However you feel about Tucker it is fun to see a news guy not faking everything anymore and just going at it.

Stop over in Phoenix a little over 20yrs ago. Was like 2 or 3am and all these police went into the women's restroom and came out a few mins later with a baby someone had delivered in there, then tossed in a trash can. The police found the lady in the station, just waiting on her bus like nothing had happened.

Took a G.H. bus from Fresno to S. Lake Tahoe during a blizzard once. Should have been a 5 hour trip that took over 10. Thanks to that driver who got us there safely! 🌨 ❄ 😬👏

Good call dropping this clip right after the Putin interview well played!

My son is a musician and a chef. He rode a greyhound from Ohio to Florida when he got out of school. He claims he wrote ten songs on that ride about the people and his experiences.

@acgillespie

3 ай бұрын

It's that easy how it happens.All you need is the creative mind

I was not feeling well and had to take a greyhound from Florida to TN, and sheesh big fat lady beside me bought a bucket of fried chicken on there eating it. I was like omg what have I done.

Hands down the greatest podcast episode ever

I rode greyhound back from Marine infantry school in north Carolina to maine in beginning 96 a guy in the back tapped some tobacco out of his cig and put a crack rock in the end somewhere in Pennsylvania i also got drunk and threw up in the bathroom while im puking a pregnant lady was knocking on the door i was extremely embarrassed

Craziest Greyhound Bus story that I rememeber, in my home province.. On 30 July 2008, Tim McLean, a carnival barker, was returning home to Winnipeg after working at a fair in Edmonton. He departed Edmonton on board Greyhound bus 1170 to Winnipeg, via the Yellowhead Highway through Saskatchewan. He sat at the rear, one row ahead of the toilet. At 6:55 p.m., the bus departed from a stop in Erickson, Manitoba, with a new passenger, Vince Li. Li, described as a tall man in his 40s, with a shaved head and sunglasses, originally sat near the front of the bus, but moved to sit next to McLean following a scheduled rest stop in Brandon. McLean "barely acknowledged" Li, then fell asleep against the window pane, headphones covering his ears. According to witnesses, McLean was sleeping with his headphones on when the man sitting next to him suddenly produced a large knife and began stabbing him in the neck and chest. After the attack began, the bus driver pulled to the side of the road, and he and all the other passengers fled the vehicle. The driver and two other men made an attempt to rescue McLean, but were chased away by Li, who slashed at them from behind the locked bus doors. Li ultimately decapitated McLean and displayed his severed head to those standing outside the bus through a window, then returned to McLean's body and began severing other parts and consuming some of McLean's flesh. Witnesses stated that this continued over the course over the next few hours.

YOOO Theo’s plugged into Vandy football. Love the Will Sheppard shoutout, we got some reinforcements otw

That’s good stuff

Tucker “ I was drinking among other stuff…” 😂.

A lot of cities are shutting down greyhound stations across the US. When people get dropped off it’s a random sketchy street. Lawmakers don’t care. So sad

I road on a greyhound once and I was asked by the driver at about 3 am for a knife to open the bathroom door to see if the one passenger od’ed in there.

My god this clip made me laugh throughout

Lmao he chats so much sh that he tries to make it sound like he's riding dogs instead

Talk about the actual Greyhound stations... Like something out of a horror movie. And they always arrive at like 3am with tons of homeless people wandering around.

"I was drunk, and i still didn't like it."😂

Theo comes off as such a genuine and grounded, non-judgmental type of person at his core. I think people sub-consciously recognize that, and drop some of their natural defenses when talking to him. Who knew Tucker was so funny. Those two have good energy together.

Tucker thought riding a dog was a serious question... Or was it dry humor so bad that even theo didn't get it

I miss betting on dogs races MLK they had 50 cent hotdogs and beer and it was amazing

"And I left at mightnight" - " Yeah".

Oh yeahi had so many adventures on greyhound

A damp sock hit my face 😂

I was on a greyhound from LA to Seattle in the back row taking a nap with my head against the window when somewhere like an hour past San Fran when the window I was resting my head on flew off on the frwy…I woke up from a drug induced nap with my body hanging halfway out of a greyhound bus on the frwy…good times.

That story is hilarious

That hound baby

When you get released from prison you ride Grey hound if no one picks you up

I took a Greyhound a couple times after doing long bike rides. One from Yellowstone to Rawlins, Wyoming. Put my bike in a box and mailed it home. Definitely not the best experience lol.

Can def see Theo trying on the stolen necklaces just to appease the dude, like 'alright man lemme see'.

I used to work for greyhound in Banff alberta. Met the most interesting people

Theo Von trying to play into that algorithm

Awesome

Tucker is officially G O A T E D after the Putin interview.

“You ever ridden on grey hound?”

I don't think any Greyhound bus story can beat the beheading up here in Canada

Hmmm just in time for that Putin interview...get you a nice vest then dude

Greyhound in Canada. A man chopped another man’s head off on a greyhound.

Feel bad for the young people, greyhound and trailways were a great way to travel in the 60s and 70s clean, safe and steady. Our parents would put us one in Colorado never one concern.

I did 5 years in prison in Texas. They put me on a bus from Houston to Dallas. There was a girl who some guys had strung out on dope. Put her on the bus to somewhere. She went crazy. Out of control. Im a nervous wreck. Im just numb from head to toe and i had this crazy chick next to me. It was terrible. The driver kicked her off in the middle of Texas and i was one happy guy. I thought i just left crazy behind. Uggh!!!!

We gotta get out of here - in seven hours…. Guys hilarious

Theo I tried to hang myself last night, but the wood snapped!! I cried myself to sleep, then I woke up and watched this episode again, and cried with laughter!!

@justinsmith4562

3 ай бұрын

You loser

@Kataratattack

3 ай бұрын

Happy you are still here ❤

@chillahslocal

3 ай бұрын

You are loved on earth brother

I’D RATHER FLY TUCKER……🤜🏻

Theo! Cash in on the trending Tucker bro you deserve it! It amazes me the people you have on.

Theo! Invite me on to tell you about a ride from Nashville to Truckee California in 1997… a guy died, I got laid, and a guy on the bus’s showed me 10 pounds of weed in his bag and the DEA came on board and didn’t catch the guy!

The sock in the face sounds traumatic

We gotta get outta here!… in seven hours!

What good is love, that noone shares - dinah washington

Need to have him back on after Putin interview

Greyhounds don’t float on water c’est magnifique shhhhhhhhhh mad innit so anyways shoo look a butterfly 😂😂😂😂

Just love these two! 🤣🤗

I live in British Columbia and a guy cut off another’s persons head. He is schizophrenic and in prison now. The other guy did not make it

My super crush is Tucker.. he is a super cool guy❤

Vince li, grey hound. Check that story out.

Having a sandy sock from some Puerto Rican chick that was getting bones is the literal definition of a greyhound experience 😂. I don't think anyone says anything positive about riding those buses. Or any least there are far more negative than positive experiences

Fucking great team ❤

😂😂😂😂. Baahaa❤❤

Putin on This Past Weekend would somehow save the world

I had someone doing that wiener magic on me on the greyhound before. I swear to god. I was sleeping in a window seat and they where in the window seat across from me. I had my head covered with my hoodie and knew something was weird so I woke up and kind of looked over without them knowing. It wasn’t full on out but they where either yurking off or had a real bad itch down there. I know what was going on though. I didn’t know what the hell to do. I still feel violated to this day. Be careful out there on those greyhounds. Greyhound voodoo wiener magic is real, and they will cast a spell on you.

They tryin to cancel Zynn in Canada yet Tucker just tosses a couple in his chomper right off.....LETS GO

Tucker is a comedian in another universe and im his biggest fan

6:1 280 . I was an apprentice pluber, and I wanted an experience.see Vince lee and I met him eye to eye

Tucker knowbody was thinkin that were thinkin it was erotic until you said it wasn't erotic

It's really creepy how many people specifically doing podcasts are not only using Zyn, but prominently displaying it at every opportunity. Haven't seen any of these people announce a sponsorship or ad deal. Zyn lawyers must have found some sort of loophole...

This guy might save the world. This is the power of being a Grateful Dead fan

Im here for the Theo clips lol