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Bro that bathroom stall one is just 😂😂😂 “Goofy will hurt you” 😂

I LOVED the Disneyland mascot one! LOL!

Okay, but how the hell do you cut your _eye_ on Lego?

@michaelbutler1619

Ай бұрын

Hey, I once cut the inside of my cheek with a spoon. Anything’s possible.

@Dip-Star-1489

Ай бұрын

You’d be surprised how sharp some of the Lego brick edges could be. Accidentally nicked myself with a brick a few years back.😅 Granted, it was on my fingers, not my eye.

@nellinightshade3358

Ай бұрын

Then edges are on the sharpish sides!!

The mention of Skyline Chili in the second story pretty much gives away the location as Kings Island. Maybe it was the same incident that the thirteenth story mentioned?

12:17 Isn't it Theme Park Tycoon 2? Also I used to have this "Zoo" which had a bunch of the NPC people inside a little room with a glass window I destroyed it once I gained common sense

@robnicholson3402

Ай бұрын

theres more then one theme park game...

The way the narrator says "poopy" is killing me 😂

Me, an emetophobe: Ooh, maybe I'll listen to this for the exposure therapy... ...aaaand I'm afraid of theme parks now.

I hope in the name of all things good that some of these are just codswallop.

Damn it. It should be a requirement for everyone to wear diapers at theme parks.

Gambled on a toot

How cab these people be So UNHYGIENIC? There are BATHROOMS people, USE THEM PROPERLY

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@kbramlett6877

Ай бұрын

Who gives a flip. You sound like a child in the 2nd grade when he makes a claim about being first in line when going to lunch