"All units, be advised, ive got falling acorns and a golden retriever, send backup!"

@mategetsnosleep3612

Ай бұрын

You don’t understand guys! The acorn was very dangerous! It could’ve shot someone! It had to be stopped before it was too late.

@benwhite6507

Ай бұрын

Joke's on you, it's the neighbor's dog. You're at the wrong address.

@theoreticalexistence9630

29 күн бұрын

I love how this could absolutely be code for something somewhere.

@ThatFlagGuyy

28 күн бұрын

@@theoreticalexistence9630it is 😭

@ThatFlagGuyy

28 күн бұрын

@@theoreticalexistence9630 A cop shot at his patrol car with someone in it because he heard an acorn fall on it and thought the guy in the car had a gun even though he had searched him and he didnt have a gun

"Coffee is half priced. I repeat: Coffee is half priced."

@Thirty_Five

Ай бұрын

donuts are 0.02% off today, all units on site

@codyscorner2.082

29 күн бұрын

Swordfish Swordfish!

@securatyyy

29 күн бұрын

WEE WOO WEE WOO

@J.M828

20 күн бұрын

@@Thirty_Five *PANIC BUTTON ACTIVATED*

What is sad about the suicide story is that had it happened in the civilian world, she would have gotten away with it. Only the militsry has laws against that kind of behavior.

@maximusthezoura

27 күн бұрын

airforce is goated like that

@keiichimorisato98

27 күн бұрын

@@maximusthezoura navy, army, and marines all follow the same laws.

@LouSlade

26 күн бұрын

The military is good for SOME things

@keiichimorisato98

26 күн бұрын

@LouSlade soldiers are technically, government property, and they really don't like it when others break government property, be it a vindictive spouse driving a man to suicide or ISIS setting off a bomb. They only ones allowed to damage government property is the government itself.

@pennykhamsa4704

25 күн бұрын

It’s a law enforcing a specific religious morality on people who do not necessarily share the same beliefs. This is the only story I’ve ever heard in which the charge actually feels justified. There are other charges that can be used if personal relationships spill over into unit operations; we don’t need to violate the separation of church and state to enforce discipline.

"Welp, another uniform down" leading to a misunderstanding like that is hilarious. Unfortunate result but that's a great story to tell new hires.

@bandit5875

8 күн бұрын

I bet people in that department still talk about it lmfao

40 person bar fight? Wow. "All units, there's a mouse in the house!"

@maxias5

Ай бұрын

she should've been given a fine for that. straight up 10 year old behavior

@ethanparr8955

Ай бұрын

Yeah, idk why she wouldn't have just called her husband or, you know.... An exterminator? ​@@maxias5

@catmanmliolunny

Ай бұрын

@@maxias5 same town however. I can believe that for small towns, since not much usually happens

@Darkspark06

Ай бұрын

@@maxias5 She asked for one person, not all of them

@morbidphoenix8363

Ай бұрын

"Sir... There is a horse in the bar... This is unpredictable"

story 19: the mom being mad at her child for defending themselves, their siblings, and their mother shouldn't have her children in her custody. Obviously she has bad decision making skills, what with dating a druggie, but being mad at your child for them trying to not get killed is insane

@valkyrie1066

Ай бұрын

Priority number one from birth...protect the child. From it's own father IF NECESSARY. Priorities change; birth changes your priorities from keeping yourself alive to keeping that CHILD alive. If you can't handle motherhood; give up your child for adoption. It IS hard. Let your child be raised by someone who has the intestinal fortitude to see it through. Having a bad day, or several of them; hand the baby over to family or friends until you can FOCUS. That isn't being a bad parent, it's being a wise parent. It is so very helpful to have friends and family to interact with beforehand.

@WynneL

27 күн бұрын

100%. I was so infuriated and I don't even have children. You should be PRAISING your child for SAVING you, and instead you're mad for MONTHS? And make your child say "you do not mess with my little sister"--exposing the fact that the child has been made to think the same way of NOT protecting themselves... She should not have ever been given custody. It's insane, courts so often seem to place the child with the uncaring parent, whether male OR female instead of just female like some say. Guess he could be deceased or unaware or gone, but regardless, those poor kids... why didn't the cops act?!

@AmauryChihuahua

25 күн бұрын

unrelated but love the pfp

@Amyante

22 күн бұрын

That mother had better be mad about her skillet getting wrecked on the guy's skull...

@frankiesayspanic

18 күн бұрын

it’s like that saying goes, all children deserve parents but not all parents deserve children

Story 2 happened to my buddy, but instead of suicide he devorced her, she pissed hot for coke and got dishonorably discharged and got a yeast infection that she ignored till it sent her to the ER. she was crazy.

@consumingkazoos

22 күн бұрын

it's "divorced", spelled with an i. i misread your typo as "devoured". as in, he ate her.

@ACNordstrom

19 күн бұрын

@@consumingkazoos english my be my first language but it aint my best

@consumingkazoos

18 күн бұрын

@@ACNordstrom well it was funny at least??

@sanjefff

14 күн бұрын

⁠​⁠​⁠@@ACNordstromit’s good bro, no one is judging you on it the other person was just correcting you

@ACNordstrom

14 күн бұрын

@@sanjefff i know :)

A kid I knew wrote “I have a bomb” as his name at a bank as a dumb joke… he got tackled by a swat team and had to answer to a few crimes. That imo is a major TIFU.

@xxxlovicxxx

8 күн бұрын

Common sense blah blah

@beomgyuswife7138

Күн бұрын

@@xxxlovicxxx💀

My mom used to be a 911 dispatcher and her uncle was a cop in the same jurisdiction. One night her uncle was trying to take a single guy in but it turned out the guy wasn't alone and ended up ambushing my mom's uncle. He was able to call for back up before they started beating the crap out of him. My mom just so happened to be working that night and therefore heard the call and him getting attacked so she ended up freaking out since it was her uncle. She called everyone she possibly could to the scene, all units whether they were close or not, fire, emts, cops from other jurisdictions. I honestly cant remember everyone on the list of people she called because it was so long, anyone she could possibly call she did. If you're a cop and get attacked, it's good to have family working in dispatch.

“All units” “Local units” “Already at maximum population” “Higher tech level required, build more reactors”

@fiascothe63rd

19 күн бұрын

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

@SirPuffington-gv1yr

19 күн бұрын

ODST pods launched! O- O- O- O- OD- OD- O- O- O- A- A- All- All ODST away!

@Kelly715-Delta

14 күн бұрын

LITERALLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND :SOB:

Story number two had me jumping between so many emotions so quickly. My very first thought was I feel so bad for the deployed spouse. Then the story continued and the roller coaster proceeded to swing me around. I'm glad the dog was taken care of!

@furkandemirhan8841

Күн бұрын

which one? the animal one or the pet one?

That second one... Initially I thought his head not being fully intact was metaphorical... I've been cheated on. I completely understand how he could be driven to doing that after *receiving photos and videos from his "wife".* That stuff *really* messes with your head - this time; literally. What a horrible thing.

Didn’t even realize it was an hour long at first

@peypey8547

Ай бұрын

the past few have all been

@Cookie__XD

Ай бұрын

Waaat an hour! I don't have that much thyme on my hands. My thyme is in my cupboard.

@littlegalaxykitty5261

Ай бұрын

​@@Cookie__XD Nice joke 👍

@MadMikeRyan.

Ай бұрын

I listen at 2x speed.

@sparky5543

29 күн бұрын

I couldn't take watching the car driving.. I lasted 3 minutes.. buh bye :)

Dame Helen Mirren (DBE) born 1945 - British-American Actress winner of an Academy Award, four BAFTA Awards, three Golden Globe Awards, five Emmy Awards, and one Tony Award. Appointed by the Queen a Dame Commander of the Order of the British Empire (DBE) for services to drama in 2003. Told GQ magazine she loved the 'nose candy' up until at least the 1980s. So it could be true...

@ShadeeDraws

Ай бұрын

I thought it sounded too specific to be made up

@kami_oniisama9884

Ай бұрын

I thought he said Dame Alyn from fallout but you’re probably right

@JackieBaisa

Ай бұрын

Yeah, this story feels too specific with a very detailed account of the scene. I actually believe it.

@TankR

26 күн бұрын

@@ShadeeDraws That is a common manipulation tactic, its akin to the shotgun bullshit technique. Just blast stuff so quick the listener doesnt have time to parse it all. Remember, someone offering too much detail is most likely trying to hide something by way of answering questions before they are asked. This story sounds like a riff on the "...the aristocrats" style ...uh... 'joke?' where the point is to be as offensive and shocking as possible. Its 'comedy' for comedians, so not actual comedy. Dont buy into sensationalism, its how they win and perpetuate The Mans™ narrative keeping us too divided to form a cohesive stance together against the powers that be for the good of all, not just the placation of a vocal minority.

@Lucifer-sn9ir

16 күн бұрын

​@TankR so basically what you are saying is everything is fake too little details and it's fake, too specific even if you happen to remember basically every detail and it's fake bro if you are gonna claim shit like this at least provide what you consider to be the correct amount of details 🤦‍♂️

Finding a couple of joints on the boat is irrelevant, in the US justice system if law enforcement thinks there might be something illegal hidden they can and will tear it apart. even wrong address, bad tip, mistaken ID, vengeful ex, doesn't matter. The only way to get paid for damages is to hire a lawyer and sue in court...

@daintysnow

Ай бұрын

i was in a mental health ward for minors and every week our rooms and stuff were torn apart and destroyed for room checks for contraband sometimes they ripped up and threw away non contraband items to look for stuff. and the worst part is they think they are entitled to when they in fact don't even have to contraband check unless someone gets caught or ratted out for contraband. the hospital is three rivers behavioral health and i hated it there, i hope who ever sees this, in Colombia or anywhere near, doesn't go because the stuff are abusive physically and mentally and will tell you to kill yourself and restrain you and hurt you when you try. Its sad because in a way its the same thing with them and the cops, i get it was a psych ward but they didnt have to treat everyone like a steaming pile of fresh hot dog shit 😒its unnecessary and a girl ended her life there in 2016 because of it. 😡😡

@lunar_order

Ай бұрын

Or of course tell them to double check address if it's the wrong address

@grug1132

28 күн бұрын

Not legally, but cops don't follow the law. Tips are not suspicion of a crime

@courier6960

18 күн бұрын

Yeah police searches in the US are really bad for destruction of property. They have no care of peoples possessions, home, or wellbeing. I understand that there’s a certain level of scrutiny that you have to go through to make sure your not hiding anything, but American police will take minor infractions and tear places apart like Saddam Hussein himself is hiding under the floorboards. Then they wonder why people hate them…

Being a cop seems either hilarious, depressing, heartwarming, or just terrifying. I think it depends a lot how well you were trained, who you work with, and where you are.

Craziest one I know of... I was volunteering at a library in a town my mom lives near, but it was raining heavily when I got out and seemed likely to get worse, so I sat on the covered porch for a few minutes, then ran to my truck when it lightened up and decided to drive home. It was REALLY strange, though. On my way home I kept seeing emergency vehicle after emergency vehicle driving in the opposite direction, even from the next county over. Weirdest thing, right? I call my mom when I got home, and she was just so happy to hear my voice. Apparently, had I gone to see her that day as I was getting off at the library, I might have either witnessed or been involved with a school bus rollover accident just near the end of her county road. Fortunately most of the kids were unhurt because the bus was equipped with seatbelts, though one girl did need to be hospitalized. The local school opened their doors to the students and teachers who were visiting from out of state to have a place to stay and food to eat while waiting to hear about their classmates and teachers. Amazing job by all the emergency workers, though. They heard "school bus" and immediately came running.

@xeldrine66

Ай бұрын

Wild story. I'm still shocked that seatbelts still aren't mandatory in busses. Like a rollover is very likely and kids will be thrown in all sorts of direction and colliding with each other. It's a massive security flaw.

@omeganoconfictos

29 күн бұрын

About the only real safety flaw school busses have. They are built like mini bomb shelters in terms of how much punishment they can take and still keep the kids safe. Saw a video once of the interior of a school bus getting t-boned by a semi. Some kids went flying to the other side of the bus, but that was about all that told you that it got hit. We take kids' safety seriously.

@kyze8284

29 күн бұрын

I really disliked the fact that the school buses didn’t have seatbelts. A pothole while sitting over a wheel well might cause a headache but a rollover would have become a blender

@xeldrine66

28 күн бұрын

The only times I heard of buses with seatbelts are those who transport kids with special needs. I mean, even city bus don't have them where I live except for when someone with a wheelchair gets on board.

@wordforger

18 күн бұрын

​@xeldrine66 Yep. It had, at the time, JUST become a requirement for newly purchased Texas schoolbuses to have seatbelts installed, but this bus was from Oklahoma. Still boggles my mind how new a thing this is, though. Even as a kid I thought it was weird we didn't have seatbelts.

We saw a terrible one of these in Chicago shortly after I moved here. Some friends and I were waiting for the bus on a major road leading into the financial district when these cop cars start SCREAMING past us heading into the center of the city. They're basically just a blur, going top speed, sirens screaming and flashing. We count FIFTEEN of them going past on our street alone and start to get a sinking feeling. There had been a lot of major protests recently and we're all wondering what could be going on in the city center to require this response. Turns out, one of the major skyscrapers in the city center was an office building for some megacorporation. They had decided to have an active shooter drill. The building's administration wanted to surprise their employees to drive the lesson home, so they didn't tell them. ANY of them. ...including the building's security staff. So these security guards think there is at least one REAL active shooter inside this multinational corporation headquarters skyscraper. And they don't know how this shooter(s) got past security, since everyone has to go through a security checkpoint with a metal detector and an identity scan to get in the building. Which means, if there is an active shooter in the building, there is a possibility that the shooter(s) have overpowered lobby security. They call the police and tell them the same. ...and that is one of the ways to get a code swordfish in Chicago.

just a quick mention on story 3. you said it was a little much to call dispatch over a mouse. but as an ex dispatcher I can says dispatch does have non-emergency lines. That is probably what she called on. Then dispatch probably told the officer over radio to call them privately for an "emergency" at home. prompting the response. It was not uncommon for me to get call for deputies families member asking me to be their messenger.

@legoslicerfilms1028

18 күн бұрын

And even then, for super rural towns it’s not uncommon for people to call dispatch for non-emergencies. If it’s a town with 3-4 officers that’s definitely a small and unimportant town. Sometimes they can call for directions/questions. So I’ve heard from the rural folk.

Former CO, had a situation with that bright orange panic button, an older CO was taking a 💩 and had hiked his duty belt up to drop em, he somehow managed to hit the " Down " button mid grunt sending everyone running to his last known location only to break down the bathroom door and find him sitting on the throne pants around his ankles and red in the face

24:43 GOD DAMN that was an amazing haymaker

@thechosenbeastdoesgames956

29 күн бұрын

Adrenaline is a hell of a thing

@jansyrovatka4090

14 күн бұрын

@@thechosenbeastdoesgames956 Hell of a power drug.

1:59 it's actually spelled "halligan" and it's that massive crowbar that's also used by firefighters in addition to law enforcement/SWAT

32:05 AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!

@griffithwes0074

5 күн бұрын

COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE

They needed help getting a paraplegic in a wheelchair. They couldn’t understand why he could walk fine before the put him head first in ground.

Story 19... oh HELL no. I feel bad for those kids

I just love how you're doing a voice-over video about cops and playing G.T.A. in the background.

@Tr4ns1st0r

20 күн бұрын

Definitely isn't GTA. That would be funny, though.

I was once with a guy who struggled when he was arrested. He managed to kick one cop hard enough in the ribs that it caused the cop to vomit. The other cop punched my friends head while his head was on the ground. The cop shattered his hand. After they got the cuffs on him , one officer made the call "2 officers down , all units respond, 2 officers down. " It was right there during shift switch. I had every cop on 3rd and 1st shift show up at this gas station. Even the police chief showed up. Seriously there must have been 30 cop cars. The entire gas station was packed and both streets that ran by the gas station was shut down by all the cop cars. It was insane. Even though I was not arrested then, the situation put me on the cops radar. For the next year anytime I interacted with the cops they already knew my name.

Wow I’ve already finished the entire hour within 15 minutes of posing, wow lemme go to the comments now

HOLY THIS IS A WHOLE HOUR 🙏

I recongize Story 7, im 95% sure they are talking about a bank robbery that happened in my city last year a few minutes away from my work. Some kids with assault rifles targettes the bank, there was reports of them having bombs. It was freaky, the city is usually pretty quiet and peaceful overall. My coworker was even there that day when the first shots were fired

13:01 this has reminded me about the fire alarm incident at the hotel I worked for. At 3 am the fire alarms in every room went off! Simultaneously. In that situation I am to verify the safety of the building and assess if the building is on fire. That check came back negative while I am doing this check I have my fully booked hotel calling down asking about the alarm… to the point where the people who need to get in contact with me cannot. So multiple fire trucks arrive with an escort I meet them at the front the phone now disconnected and i am on my personal phone to the alarm guy. I thank the fire and officers for coming out and explained that due to the high volume of everyone calling down at one time I wasn’t capable of getting their call (as they usually call to verify) and told that the alarm has malfunctioned. It took a bit but I got the alarm off and reconnected the phone and took their calls at that time. Moral of the story….. during that kind of event don’t call down to the front just come down so that the desk agent can do their job accordingly….

Mid 1990s, in a slightly ok part of a not so great Southern California town. I, early 20s, was renting a room from a lady my mom knew. Had been there a couple months and it was pretty quiet on that particular street. Until one night the neighbors either had a wedding or a reception at the house next door. Its midnight and im awoken by the sound of multiple people arguing, loud. I stumble sleepily out to the front room to see my roommate on the porch in the dark eyeing the neighbors and their guests, all of whom are on the front lawn - maybe 35 or 40 of them? - and several people in the middle screaming at each other. She says, i think im going to call the police to break this up, they can get pretty bad over there," and she dials. I hear her almost whispering, "yes, im calling to report a fight next door...im at [address]...yes, theyve been drinking for sure...no, i dont know if theres weapons... theyre yelling in spanish, i dont know what theyre saying, but its sounding like its about to..." and suddenly it gets super quiet, like pin drop quiet. Roomie says, "I dont know what happened -" and in the silence there is the sound of someone getting punched in the face that is SO LOUD the 911 dispatcher heard it from next door over the phone, and this is followed by the sound of a woman shrieking her head off, no words, just horror movie screams at the top of her lungs for a few moments into the silence until the sound of chaos ensued. (I only got a glimpse of her but i think she was the bride, she wore a white long dress.) Roommate pushes me into the house and stares at the phone in her hand. I ask her what they said, and she says, "They said theyd send someone as soon as possible." "As soon as possible" was impressively, incredibly fast and in literally under two minutes there were THIRTEEN police cars, a swat vehicle, three ambulances, a fire truck and a helicopter. I counted. While chatting with some of the responders who were checking on us while the others were breaking up the bedlam, i found out that they sent so many people because the neighbors had a reputation of gang ties and they feared it could be gang related, but also that weddings could be bad enough. Probably wasnt every responder in the city but it sure seemed like it when all those people converged at once. Good times. I moved a couple months later.

Not really an "all units" story, but there was one story where my sister (toddler-age at the time) went missing. In a panic, my mom called my dad at work in the traffic department and told him what she knew. The next thing you know, my dad and about 3-4 other people from the traffic precinct (I think even one cop from the local pd and one from the next towns pd) are out in my town looking for a missing child. About 45 minutes later, we find out she decided to sleep behind the yards outside toilet. The fact that my mom and I both looked there but didn't see her is what intially sparked the panic. Most stressful time of my family's life. We couldn't understand how she got in the spot she did, since the back and front doors were closed. At the end of the day we found her safe, yet groggy and confused as to why everyone was so visibly worried about her

14:46 that story is crazy!

Cast iron justice, my favorite

The Jail one about being in Max so “nothing comes in or out”…..my brother in Christ…everything gets into Max. He was uhm…hard…because he was on a weird mixture of stimulants and anti-psych meds most likely smuggled in by the #1 smugglers in a Max or Ultra Max…the Guards. He was able to get a second of clarity thru the drug psychosis rage and cuffed up because he wasn’t TRYING to do this. It was a bad reaction to a bad (or homemade) mix of drugs.

"All units, tim hortons has a discount on doughnuts"

@BIGBLOCK5022006

3 күн бұрын

There's a donut shop here in Michigan called "Cops & Donuts."

About the northern Irish one, I find it very interesting that it’s implied the police drive around in armored cars for fear of the people

@skippershikrapski6583

19 күн бұрын

Unless that's sarcasm you need to read the history of The Troubles. It's not just implied, it's generally known and openly discussed.

"All units, an acorn just fell."

Staying in the car is basically the first thing police trainers say to NOT to do. It's called the "coffin" for a reason

The comment on how homeless people don’t give a crap about anything and aren’t predictable…. Sometimes the most predictable people become unpredictable. That is a stereotype that isn’t accurate for a TON of homeless. Shoot I was homeless for 8 months and it’s a shame people would see me in that light.

@ResidentMilf

Ай бұрын

It's negativity bias. Nobody remembers the homeless guy who minds his own business.

@gardenofsn5955

Ай бұрын

Well, it's a thread full of cops, so it figures they'd see homeless folks as lesser... ugh.

@j.d.123

Ай бұрын

​@gardenofsn5955 Not a cop and I see them as such as well, but not all of them. Only the ones that CHOOSE to continue living in such ways when opportunity for work, treatment, sobriety, etc are all readily available and FREE to folks like them. Its laziness, and covering up that basic fact with a cloak of "social issues," "addiction," etc isn't helpful to THEIR issue. It's not a dislike for them as humans, but rather the person they've CHOSEN to live as despite having many ways out of it

@gardenofsn5955

Ай бұрын

@@j.d.123 This is all ignorant, under-educated propaganda you've been fed by the rich.

@ResidentMilf

Ай бұрын

@@j.d.123 Ignorance isn't a virtue hon.

I patrolled the streets of NYC, responding to the urgent "Calling All Units" message. Our unit embarked on a high-speed pursuit of a BMW, tracing its path from Cambridge, Massachusetts, where it had engaged in an illicit street race. During the chase, I tragically lost 40% of my squad as the suspect recklessly rammed into public and private property, creating dangerous obstacles. The pursuit came to an abrupt halt near a construction zone by a bridge, where we lost sight of the perpetrator. Unfortunately, the officer in charge of the call was subsequently dismissed from duty. The last update we received placed the suspect in California, but his whereabouts remain uncertain.

@generalkenobi5173

25 күн бұрын

why was the officer dismissed?

@toxicmasculinity7870

22 күн бұрын

@@generalkenobi5173If I’m reading this correctly, I think bro might be talking about a popular video game called Need for Speed Most Wanted that came out in 2005.

@generalkenobi5173

22 күн бұрын

@@toxicmasculinity7870 haha, I didn't catch that if that was his intention. Pretty good.

@KevinBelmontLuna

21 күн бұрын

​@@toxicmasculinity7870 That final chase was awesome. we'll probably never have a racing game with higher stakes like that ever. Apparently Sargent Cross was dismissed for not catching the player after calling all of Rockports, Rosewood and Camden Beach's police.

@toxicmasculinity7870

21 күн бұрын

@@KevinBelmontLuna Yup, and subsequently found a job in Fortune Valley some years later. He went back to Rockport after that though cause of the rampant corruption within Fortune Valley PD.

I only found your channel a few days ago and I’ve already binged most of your videos I love them.

I’m so happy that the lady that was cheating got charged for crime. How could you do something so awful?

Assetto Corsa No Hesi in the background actually goes crazy, at least it's better than subway surfer's lol

The "calling dispatch" would have been a non-emergency number, not actually dialing 911

These storys would be amazing to have on Spotify😍 Love your vids😊

Story 2, what people realize that You're no longer a federal citizen so to speak But a military one governed by different laws. Also, 13 states have "adultery laws" enforced

Story 20 sounds like the Troubles.

My cousin, who was a police officer in a suburb of San Francisco (650), was at a trailer park when a fire broke out. He rescued a frail, elderly lady from her trailer before the propane tank exploded. I think this was in 2009.

Wasn't directly involved (and I'm not a cop), but in my smallish town there was a hostage standoff that lasted 12+ hours a block from my apartment. I got to sort of watch it happening and be scared for the people involved. Good news: no one was hurt

The person who wrote the cavalry story should write books.

OMG 'broken arrow' is a TERRIBLE code word for donuts. It's also the military's codeword for a lost nuke.

6:57 Jack The radio ripper 😭

Hey Mr. UnderSparked/Mr. Editor where do you grab your gameplay footage from? Love to contribute some random stuff to this channel it's still the only Reddit stories channel I listen to cause you actually use real voices as far as I can tell Edited the S in UnderSparked to capital

@Nightmareioo

16 күн бұрын

I also want to know that since it's not noted anywhere.

“All units be advised, this mf didnt hit a single shot”

24:49 hope while he hit the dude he at least yelled *HADOUKEN*

I can't focus on listening to you when you crash your car so easily.

@UnderSparked

Ай бұрын

sorry, I'm colorblind

@mkman1

Ай бұрын

@@UnderSparked L

Story 23: that’s a badass uncle

the guy who had the lightsaber must have thought he himself was a jedi

"He ran like a banshee"? A 400-lb, male prison guard ran like a "a ghostly, female, Irish folklore spirit heralding the death of a family member by wailing, shrieking, and keening"? That is an image I wont soon get out of my head.

at 43:00 you were suprized that nobody tried "something" ... the 200 person picnic sounds like a low or at worse a medium security event. so while a high security might have attempts and worse level wouldn't have events (max security is locked down 23/7 so no chance... Low security events often are "suggested barriers" because they know attempted escape adds 5 years and lose good time with never allowed into Low Security places ever again. thus, any attempt would void any chance for any more picnics

Watching you drive in that game is more painful than some of these stories.

for the last story i thought that what was about to happen was that when the police showed up all they saw was a wrecked cop car getting swarmed then shit went down

First one is big dont, bullets can penetrate cars (police cruisers) and hit the officer. Don’t stay in the car.

About story 8: Was a paramedic for my mandatory military service. Had at least two OHCA (out of hospital cardiac arrest) calls that turns out isn't. One was a guy allegedly drowned (PAST tense) in a local pond, turns out he was just chilling, floating on the surface "LIKE" he's drowned. The other was a drunk guy sleeping with weak breath, wife thought he isn't breathing. So when me and my junior arrived and saw him WALKING ON HIS FEET with minor help from his wife, he had the best comment of all time: "is he the guy?" He made the comment we all had at that instant because ain't no way an OHCA would walk.

"Local units" "ALL UNITS"🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥

That calvary charge made me think of the reinforcements that gandalf got for Helms Deep charging down the hill into the orc army

I love your vids I listen to them every day

For story 21, they are lucky the news guy didn't assume the military meaning of the code 'Broken Arrown', namely a lost nuclear weapon. That would have probably caused an even more confusing scene.

18:46 I mean, if you don't snap out of it when you see you're about to get pounded by 6 buff dudes at the same time without so much as a pea-sized hole to escape, then your survival instinct is just gone. And casting away a survival instinct withou drugs is hard.

3:17 This kinda reminds me of my ex who revealed all of my secrets and personal stuff to her new bf just to tell me she no longer wants to be with me, making it seem like something completely normal and laughing at my face. I was sooo miserable dude.

@frankiesayspanic

18 күн бұрын

god what an awful person. i’m so sorry that happened to you. i can’t even begin to understand why some people are just so needlessly cruel.

Omg the rat one was fantastic lol. When I worked for the PD my dumb ass dog got it's head stuck in our fence. I was out of state for training so she called my partner. Go figure word spread so I ended up with a ton of pics of the full PD, and fire dept getting my weird ass dog unstuck. After it happened it was hilarious but not at the time.

18:54 probably the sight of 6 people in heavy riot gear standing outside his cell about to rush in probably scared the hell out of him.

4:05 if he is as old as I am my mother had to call dispatch to talk to my father who was EMS. Cellphone weren't a common tool till I was older the 11 and it was an easy way to get a get simple messages like " your son fell out of his gocart were at the ER his getting stitches."

@gabreilthompson5085

Ай бұрын

Sorry about grammar and spelling. I was at work and trying to drop a quick comment.

“All units be advised, enemy chopper is overhead”

The mom being mad at the child for saving his 7 yo sister is wild

2nd story was about a KZreadr I'm pretty sure he did it on live stream i forgot their name

The contrast between story 2 and 3... Holy crap

1033 is a typo 1032 is the additional units and if you want to supervisor it is 1071

There is one benefit to that guy who was roomies with him. The guy who came to rescue him probably was thinking "sh*t I'm going to have to pay the whole rent if he dies."

"Attention all units, suspect seen heading south. Block all major roads and capture him"

Story 28: man, i can see the pride and happiness on that sgt's face when he ordered the charge "FIGHT NOW! FIIGHTTT NOWWE!" "DEAAAATHHHHH" "DEATHHHHHH" "DEAATHHHHHHHHH!"

While I was serving in Turkey, on the US housing area a wife killed her husband when he got home from work. Stabbed him multiple times with a knife, she thought he was cheating because he was working long shifts.

Police called in for 8 other cops for back up on me. I was 17 and accused of stealing my suv (in my mom's name). All this back up and surrounding me felt very excessive. Apparently, there was an "issue in their police system" 😒

second story: may God have mercy on that poor man's soul, Rest In Peace

Oo I love cop story’s

You’re welcome for watching

I’m not saying the cops from NI deserved it at all, but I can understand why the people were so angry. The people wanted freedom from the British and the cops were a direct representation of the people they hated

Momma duck and baby ducks were trying to cross a busy highway. All units needed to make sure they got across safely.

dunno, first thought when I saw "All Units" was halo wars for some reason...

@Tstyle715

27 күн бұрын

same lol

I can’t even believe that woman did that to her husband, absolutely disgusting…

Story 2 was utterly disgusting man. Men have feelings too, and they're not weak either.

52:48 this suspect is secretly a jedi

Anyone keep track of how many of these were the ressult of stupid blunders?

I think the worst part about the "broken arrow" story is that "broken arrow" is old military (or just air force, not sure) speak for a nuke that got lost.

"...no computer has ever bitten me, slung their waist at me, or gunned me." Not yet, they haven't.

Gators aren't aggressive, why would anyone believe that they're eating a person? Crocodiles on the other hand...

@skippershikrapski6583

19 күн бұрын

Gators aren't aggressive unless you're an elderly lady walking your dog.

"120% Hard" I know how hard that could get...

What video game is running in the background? Looks surprisingly compelling.

@bellcranel1332

19 күн бұрын

thats what i want to know