Awww Reddit.. the only site that will show you a picture of your mom getting beaten then BAN you when you say something because they “don’t promote violence “ haha… only in America
@Inset_tomatoСағат бұрын
Reddit
@aLilBitchfrСағат бұрын
Not me but a friend of mine did crack when he was 2 didn’t effect him tho cuz he’s that guy
@valenciageode252 сағат бұрын
I may do these tests one of these days but I am nervous. Maybe just one for health, because I did have a relative with a rare cancer. I’m sure that my dad is my dad, but I’m worried there’s other things going on I don’t know about. The topic of DNA tests came up at a small gathering and my mom said she and my aunt agreed to never do a DNA test. I know that their biological father left them, though not how old they were. I don’t want to ask but I assume they don’t want to test because they either don’t know their father’s name (depending on the age they were) or don’t want to find out if they have different fathers. My great uncle’s daughter might be finding things out though. She got a DNA test kit and gave it to my nana (her father’s sister). She claimed it was for her dad but he couldn’t do it because he already had cancer. He’d been dead for months at that point. My nana does not know science so it worked. Apparently they already knew the uncle had a kid outside his marriage. I don’t wanna touch this situation.
@peterkrenek12722 сағат бұрын
I once kept sleeping while an ambulance came to my house and my mom was being either resiscutated or was injected with some painkiller fluid (can't remember which it was) in the same room, I only found out when I woke up and they already left.
@kimhohlmayer70184 сағат бұрын
You got to the story about the lady hallucinating cats and read the evaluators question and I roared with laughter! Just hit me right and I’m still laughing!!!!
@paulcollyer8014 сағат бұрын
Had a colleague state his “wang” looks masdive in his hand; I replied, “Yeah, but you got tiny hands!”, without missing a beat lol
@kimhohlmayer70184 сағат бұрын
Will KZread really demonetize you for using the word “breast?” The world has lost its collective mind.
@thek32894 сағат бұрын
ADHD Camps.
@AlanSito-md2ji4 сағат бұрын
A long time ago a girl told me ibwas allowed to cheat and i took it to heart snd was like wtf do you not care about me Needless to say i broke up not too long after
@StarSpacewolf5 сағат бұрын
I love how many games I hate are mentioned in here, hehehe. These games are... Call of Duty Monster Hunter Final Fantasy Xenoblade is overrated too Bioshock Hogwards legacy Undertale/Deltarune Roblox Honkai and Genshin. Screw Gacha games. Friday Night Funkin EVERY (INDIE/MASCOT/FANMADE) HORROR GAME. It becomes and sudden trend and it never stops!! I do like BOTW, OoT, Minecraft, I JUST got into Hollow Knight, I am DRAWING AND LOOKING AT HOLLOW KNIGHT PICS WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO LMAO HAHA!!
@StarSpacewolf6 сағат бұрын
... this makes me hate religion- No. the way people, MOSTLY PARENTS, ABUSE religion!! And the "rules" that some religions have... Such as women not being allowed to wear something normal but black cloaks (I forgot which religion), people claiming that LGBT is eeevil and a sin, people saying that your misfortune or bad mental health is your own fault because you didn't pray enough. ... I'm half religious. I was born Christian, I was baptized (is that the term when they do the water stuff?) but my family swears, we don't go to church. We barely pray. I have gone through some dark times... praying didn't do shit for me so that's why I say that god is dead or doesn't exst.
@NoobPCGamer12677 сағат бұрын
Jumanji in a nutshell
@co-jt6gd8 сағат бұрын
Story 22, the son sounds like a conspiracy theorist and depending on how old he is now, is probably also an orange-spraytanned cracka cultist.
@MiiGameplaysHD8 сағат бұрын
Crazy Taxi is an absolute W
@bruce39449 сағат бұрын
Brother and also roommate and I fought over bills he refused to pay because he accused me of hacking/stealing from him. Not. Jailed on Christmas. Restraining order. Motel for 2 weeks. Broke R.O. by visiting neighbor and Brother heard my voice is all and back to the Hoosecow for 2+ months. On release Cops (lost?) all my stuff but my wallet, so I left in someone else's clothes with jail klogs and Homeless. Lost Literally everything.
@shay406810 сағат бұрын
My wife visited a pulmonologist once and he told her that she has sleep apnea and he wants her to wear a CPAP machine, but she told him that she is severely claustrophobic and she can’t so he just told her that she wants to die. she yelled at him how dare you say something like that and it’s actually out of her hand and she walked out
@JairoTakan_10 сағат бұрын
This thread reminds you how brutal kids are.😂😂😂
@JairoTakan_10 сағат бұрын
Dog biscuits, Damn kids are brutal 😂😂
@renatatarnawski597410 сағат бұрын
I worked in gentleman's clubs My dad is also a professor The most twisted and perverted ppl that i know/gave run into ARE TEACHERS! Mostly University profs
@remi361611 сағат бұрын
The 2nd one is illegal, parents are required to return personal property.
@berneyvonk111 сағат бұрын
I stopped watching your video because of the terrible background
@GamerGirlieNatasha14 сағат бұрын
#15: My science teacher allowed me to play my GBA in class. This was a crappy small town school, science and math were 'my' subjects. I knew them, I liked looking things up on my own, I just understood how they worked and frankly, I was bored out my mind. Mr. O'Brien understood that, so my GBA. Now and then another kid would protest. At that point my name would be called, a question about what had just been covered would be asked, or some random thing that related to what we were working on, or about to work on, would then be asked and I'd answer. The kid would be called, asked a similar question and the ones who always asked almost always seemed to be the ones that were more likely to not pay attention, therefore they'd play right into it, being unable to answer. "That's why she's allowed." Mind you, this was like... Earth science or biology, stuff like that, nothing super insanely difficult and definitely not chemistry where a kid not paying attention could potentially be dangerous.
@co-jt6gd14 сағат бұрын
The opposing council in story 15 sound like a bunch of recently escaped convicts, if this story is real.
@H3xx9915 сағат бұрын
Going through the phone is a major invasion of privacy and I would not stand for it, not from a teacher and absolutely not from some administrator that cares only about getting more money for the stupid football team and not updating the science lab to the current century. You may confiscate to prevent distractions, but you have no business unlocking that phone or having the child unlocking it for you.
@teddychu117715 сағат бұрын
❤ the voice actor! 3rd day in a row
@valenciageode2516 сағат бұрын
“…the quiet kids who are probably even bigger weirdos.” Yep. Now I’m wondering about stuff at my school. My English teachers probably knows I’m not straight based on essays I wrote, but that’s a guess. There’s an instagram account that’s just people posting photos of people who fell asleep in class. The first story makes me wonder if more teachers know about it than one. Can’t be all of them, it would probably be taken down. A lot of them have a good sense of humor though. The only teacher I’m sure knows is the very cool drama teacher. That elective had three people in it, and one person showed her the account. A lot of the pics were in her room.
@ritarevell719516 сағат бұрын
There is a wolf sanctuary in Washington state. Tenino or something like that. Tenno?
@smolcake58216 сағат бұрын
I'm a high school graduate... That explains why my teachers asked me if I was okay a lot (I live with crappy parents, am regularly sleep deprived and was a good student) My teachers would often randomly give me stuff and praise me I realized they knew I was insecure and I have ADHD and struggle with perfectionism. Teachers aren't appreciated enough
@CitruKori17 сағат бұрын
In middle school an email was sent to the entire grade from an unknown address. The email included several dates of attacks and mass assaults, and another date that was Halloween, which was just a few days away from when the email was sent. For about three days, everyone was talking about it, and even staff were trying to get the latest info on who sent the email. Of course, the principal eventually caught word. The police were contacted and they found out that the email was made by a kid who just wanted to stir up some Halloween fun. I’m now friends with him. TLDR: Someone sent a mysterious email with dates of attacks.
@GrahamLavelle-hn3sz17 сағат бұрын
Please do this asmr effect more, its great
@DragonStar52418 сағат бұрын
Being on the High Functioning side of the Spectrum, I guess I could say I was sort of weird in school.
@TerrariumDiscoveryGamingMore18 сағат бұрын
13:36-Is this India?
@casperlovesboo18 сағат бұрын
Hey everyone! I just wanted to say this man's voice hasalot of emotion in it and I really like him not romantically but as a freind and I'm just saying am I jerk if your reading this I hope you have a good day
@SusanaBlackman-uh1mj18 сағат бұрын
These are hilarious
@kurotsuki742718 сағат бұрын
I like your accent and i loved the rambling about how it worked.
@shadowkilla109319 сағат бұрын
the gameplay is so unsatisfying
@eclipsebrightstar867119 сағат бұрын
14:04 got me dying
@tamarioniashvili66117 сағат бұрын
So what you are saing you ate laier😂😂😂
@CaioBox4719 сағат бұрын
Gotta love how much stuff the 2nd story had to say yet got said so quickly that got me laughing on the floor
@CaspButYT19 сағат бұрын
Story 2 is honestly crazy
@projectz136319 сағат бұрын
ok the table one is like either weirdly common or so oddly specific because i was was friends with the quiet kid because i was also a quiet kid and one time when i wasn't there he apparently grabbed the legs of one of the desks and swung it at another student like a bat because that student made a sexual "joke" about his little sister...who was 7 at the time....in my opinion it was justified but he still got a week of suspension for it
@notme732519 сағат бұрын
That senior discount thing would've been even funnier if he had said "so you don't qualify ANYMORE?" implying she's older than 60 :D
@machendave19 сағат бұрын
I went for a job in a local dairy concern that made cheese and butter. The job was for a cleaner, paid well and little responsibility. I have previously worked as a line leader in an ice cream factory. When they realised this “I was too highly qualified to be a cleaner” and turned down. The next week there was a fire there, caused by rubbish not being cleared. Ooops, maybe they should have got a cleaner who had health and safety certificates. 😂
@Highjack3120 сағат бұрын
Here the rest bc this YT channel sucks. I worked for two years at a tile store. I handled customers as well as worked in the warehouse. Not to brag, but for those two years I worked the earliest shift that no one wanted- because you had to receive the daily truck and put the tile orders away by hand at 6:00 in the morning- but I also said I would work every Saturday as well. Now I didn't do this because I hated myself and wanted to suffer. It was because I wanted the outside sales job. The outside salesman that got the job entered right after I started and we hit it off quickly. We will call him Joe… Joe confided in me that he had no plans to continue this job after about a year or so.... so from the get go I said I wanted that job and worked my butt off to get it. Pulling shifts no one wanted... doing jobs no one would do... and doing things that were definitely not part of my job description. This included doing a lot of the outside sales job. I would take over when Joe would call out or just needed help. He came to rely on me and gave me part of his job. I saw this as a type of internship, and thought it would pay off. Fast forward two years... Joe tells me that he is about to put his two weeks in and to get my resume together. He puts in his two weeks notice. I immediately put my application in. I got the backing from both Joe and the branch manager to get the job and did a pretty good job on the interview. I knew that I was pretty much a shoe in for the job. I had seniority and had never caused a problem in the time there. I had a very good relationship with the contractors I sold to and knew all of them by name. The main part of the outside sales job was working with the contractors. So I felt confident to say the least that I had what the company was looking for. Two other employees applied as well. An ex-convict who had anger problems (that will come up later)- we will call him Bob-and a recently hired woman who had no experience in tile- we will call her Anne. The only other job she had ever done was as a secretary, and she was currently just helping customers with selections. Both of them were older than me- I was in my early 20s and both of them in the 30s. A couple days after that I got a call from HR telling me I didn't get the job... instead they wanted to give it to Anne. I won't lie... I thought I misheard or it was a prank at first. The only reason HR would give me as to why they passed me up for the position was “You’re just too good of a worker and valuable at your position for us to lose you. You do such a good job and are so responsible, we would hate to lose that.” "So... because I'm good at my job, you won't hire me for another one with more responsibilities?" "Yep. But to show how much we appreciate you, we are giving you a $1.00 raise." "Do I still get my yearly $1.00 raise on top of this in a couple of months?" "No. Think of this as we are giving it to you 2 months early." I was fuming for a couple of days… their excuse didn’t make sense and I had a feeling that I was being discriminated against due to my age. However, I was set upon making a point that they chose the wrong person and came up with a plan. Because I was so good at my job I didn't get the outside sales job... so if I was bad at my job, maybe they would promote me then! Let me rephrase- I wasn't bad at my job... but I told my manager that I no longer would work the morning shift, would no longer be there on Saturdays, would no longer do the worst jobs, and would no longer be doing any jobs that fell outside my description... including the outside sales job I had been helping with. Anne goes out for a couple of weeks for training and personal time... during which, things are already starting to fall apart. My manager asks me to fill in for Anne just while she is away. He understands why I'm doing what I am, but asks as a personal favor. I agree and things begin to get back to where they were before. Anne comes back and I resume my firm stand. Anytime something was supposed to be done by the outside sales position that I normally did I would send it her way. Customers, problems, heavy to lift things, and other favors I used to do for Joe I refused to do for her. It gave me a little relief to see her running everywhere trying to get everything done… she only asked me once to help her- to which I just told her that it wasn’t my job. Those first couple of weeks things were a little rough as most of the jobs were left over from when Joe and I were running things. So most of the problems came from the daily grind… but the weeks that followed were chaotic to say the least. Items came in late, jobs were missing or unordered, contractors didn’t understand where their materials were- mind you, these guys get paid per job… so every day their material isn’t there, is another day they don’t work or get paid… so when their materials don’t come in, their workers who are paid hourly are getting paid for no reason at all. My favorite one is when she accidentally sent an order across the country costing the company thousands as we lost money on that job. As things were starting to turn into the dumpster fire I knew it would, HR called me in to talk about my attitude. “We have heard of your attitude as of late… it doesn’t sound like you are being a team player.” “Well, I am sorry to hear that. Have I said something hurtful to someone?” “No.” “Did I hurt someone’s feelings unintentionally?” “No.” “I don’t understand what attitude you are talking about then.” “We have received word that you aren’t being as helpful as you were to Joe as you are now to Anne.” “Well you see, I am far too valuable at my current job. I can’t possibly detract away from that.” They immediately saw that they made a mistake in giving me that reason as to why they didn’t hire me. They then told me that I needed to be more of a team player and would pay me an additional $1.00 an hour when the yearly raise came around in two months. I told them that it wasn’t my job to do what they were asking and if they wanted me to do that they would have to negotiate my contract. They told me that they would need to discuss it and to reconsider being a team player. I didn’t relent, and they weren’t interested in renegotiating my contract… well, 2 months after Anne got the job and things went to hell- she stepped down. Again, I put my resume in as did Bob. Now remember how I said that he had a slight anger issue? Well, that came to a head just before Anne put her two week notice in. Bob threatened a contractor. The contractor was a real piece of work, but that doesn’t excuse the fact that Bob threatened the guy. Regardless, with this now happening and Anne putting in her 2 weeks- I couldn’t see how they couldn’t hire me. It was me or someone who threatened customers… I once again go through the process… but this time I play my cards close to my chest. They didn’t know that after Anne was first chosen over me I started to look for a new job. Just as this interview process was going on, a company called me back and offered me an outside sales job at their company… it was lower pay than my current company’s, but they didn’t need to know that. They also did not need to know that I accepted the position and told them I needed to finish my 2 weeks. I wasn’t going to give them my two weeks though. I was going to make it look like it was a competition and try to string it for those 2 weeks. The company offered me the outside sales job and nearly begged me to take it. They apologized for making the bad decision of picking Anne over me and told me that they would love to have me in the position. Now, let the fun begin. I promptly told them that I would need to think about this as their competitor had also just offered me that same job for a higher pay. The look on their faces was to die for. I pretended that it was a back and forth for 2 weeks… which conveniently went over Anne’s quitting date and my new job’s starting date. They got anxious because they now didn’t have anyone for the job and finally gave me a final offer. I promptly shot them down and told them I didn’t want to work for a company that treats hard working employees like shit. They can sleep in the bed they made. Then I told them I was starting the next day at the other company. I have never been so happy.
@QueenOfTheGreen2720 сағат бұрын
Some of these are assault and kidnapping. These are horrible.
@keywestalert632920 сағат бұрын
This is sarcastic people.
@josephmbimbi21 сағат бұрын
So basically, fighting against US army is like trying to fight against alien invaders with spaceships and laser guns. I know i won't have a fighting chance, and if i'm confident enough they won't kill or torture me, i'm surrendering lol. Thank god i live in France and we don't have war starting beef with the US.
@GrahamLavelle-hn3sz21 сағат бұрын
Wait. Alex and Steve. Only the real ones know.
@jasonellis433021 сағат бұрын
13:31 Being gay and being cis aren't opposites. Straight is for sexuality, cis is for gender
@runawayrae188221 сағат бұрын
I was cracking my knuckles when that story came up 💀💀
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Awww Reddit.. the only site that will show you a picture of your mom getting beaten then BAN you when you say something because they “don’t promote violence “ haha… only in America
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Not me but a friend of mine did crack when he was 2 didn’t effect him tho cuz he’s that guy
I may do these tests one of these days but I am nervous. Maybe just one for health, because I did have a relative with a rare cancer. I’m sure that my dad is my dad, but I’m worried there’s other things going on I don’t know about. The topic of DNA tests came up at a small gathering and my mom said she and my aunt agreed to never do a DNA test. I know that their biological father left them, though not how old they were. I don’t want to ask but I assume they don’t want to test because they either don’t know their father’s name (depending on the age they were) or don’t want to find out if they have different fathers. My great uncle’s daughter might be finding things out though. She got a DNA test kit and gave it to my nana (her father’s sister). She claimed it was for her dad but he couldn’t do it because he already had cancer. He’d been dead for months at that point. My nana does not know science so it worked. Apparently they already knew the uncle had a kid outside his marriage. I don’t wanna touch this situation.
I once kept sleeping while an ambulance came to my house and my mom was being either resiscutated or was injected with some painkiller fluid (can't remember which it was) in the same room, I only found out when I woke up and they already left.
You got to the story about the lady hallucinating cats and read the evaluators question and I roared with laughter! Just hit me right and I’m still laughing!!!!
Had a colleague state his “wang” looks masdive in his hand; I replied, “Yeah, but you got tiny hands!”, without missing a beat lol
Will KZread really demonetize you for using the word “breast?” The world has lost its collective mind.
ADHD Camps.
A long time ago a girl told me ibwas allowed to cheat and i took it to heart snd was like wtf do you not care about me Needless to say i broke up not too long after
I love how many games I hate are mentioned in here, hehehe. These games are... Call of Duty Monster Hunter Final Fantasy Xenoblade is overrated too Bioshock Hogwards legacy Undertale/Deltarune Roblox Honkai and Genshin. Screw Gacha games. Friday Night Funkin EVERY (INDIE/MASCOT/FANMADE) HORROR GAME. It becomes and sudden trend and it never stops!! I do like BOTW, OoT, Minecraft, I JUST got into Hollow Knight, I am DRAWING AND LOOKING AT HOLLOW KNIGHT PICS WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO LMAO HAHA!!
... this makes me hate religion- No. the way people, MOSTLY PARENTS, ABUSE religion!! And the "rules" that some religions have... Such as women not being allowed to wear something normal but black cloaks (I forgot which religion), people claiming that LGBT is eeevil and a sin, people saying that your misfortune or bad mental health is your own fault because you didn't pray enough. ... I'm half religious. I was born Christian, I was baptized (is that the term when they do the water stuff?) but my family swears, we don't go to church. We barely pray. I have gone through some dark times... praying didn't do shit for me so that's why I say that god is dead or doesn't exst.
Jumanji in a nutshell
Story 22, the son sounds like a conspiracy theorist and depending on how old he is now, is probably also an orange-spraytanned cracka cultist.
Crazy Taxi is an absolute W
Brother and also roommate and I fought over bills he refused to pay because he accused me of hacking/stealing from him. Not. Jailed on Christmas. Restraining order. Motel for 2 weeks. Broke R.O. by visiting neighbor and Brother heard my voice is all and back to the Hoosecow for 2+ months. On release Cops (lost?) all my stuff but my wallet, so I left in someone else's clothes with jail klogs and Homeless. Lost Literally everything.
My wife visited a pulmonologist once and he told her that she has sleep apnea and he wants her to wear a CPAP machine, but she told him that she is severely claustrophobic and she can’t so he just told her that she wants to die. she yelled at him how dare you say something like that and it’s actually out of her hand and she walked out
This thread reminds you how brutal kids are.😂😂😂
Dog biscuits, Damn kids are brutal 😂😂
I worked in gentleman's clubs My dad is also a professor The most twisted and perverted ppl that i know/gave run into ARE TEACHERS! Mostly University profs
The 2nd one is illegal, parents are required to return personal property.
I stopped watching your video because of the terrible background
#15: My science teacher allowed me to play my GBA in class. This was a crappy small town school, science and math were 'my' subjects. I knew them, I liked looking things up on my own, I just understood how they worked and frankly, I was bored out my mind. Mr. O'Brien understood that, so my GBA. Now and then another kid would protest. At that point my name would be called, a question about what had just been covered would be asked, or some random thing that related to what we were working on, or about to work on, would then be asked and I'd answer. The kid would be called, asked a similar question and the ones who always asked almost always seemed to be the ones that were more likely to not pay attention, therefore they'd play right into it, being unable to answer. "That's why she's allowed." Mind you, this was like... Earth science or biology, stuff like that, nothing super insanely difficult and definitely not chemistry where a kid not paying attention could potentially be dangerous.
The opposing council in story 15 sound like a bunch of recently escaped convicts, if this story is real.
Going through the phone is a major invasion of privacy and I would not stand for it, not from a teacher and absolutely not from some administrator that cares only about getting more money for the stupid football team and not updating the science lab to the current century. You may confiscate to prevent distractions, but you have no business unlocking that phone or having the child unlocking it for you.
❤ the voice actor! 3rd day in a row
“…the quiet kids who are probably even bigger weirdos.” Yep. Now I’m wondering about stuff at my school. My English teachers probably knows I’m not straight based on essays I wrote, but that’s a guess. There’s an instagram account that’s just people posting photos of people who fell asleep in class. The first story makes me wonder if more teachers know about it than one. Can’t be all of them, it would probably be taken down. A lot of them have a good sense of humor though. The only teacher I’m sure knows is the very cool drama teacher. That elective had three people in it, and one person showed her the account. A lot of the pics were in her room.
There is a wolf sanctuary in Washington state. Tenino or something like that. Tenno?
I'm a high school graduate... That explains why my teachers asked me if I was okay a lot (I live with crappy parents, am regularly sleep deprived and was a good student) My teachers would often randomly give me stuff and praise me I realized they knew I was insecure and I have ADHD and struggle with perfectionism. Teachers aren't appreciated enough
In middle school an email was sent to the entire grade from an unknown address. The email included several dates of attacks and mass assaults, and another date that was Halloween, which was just a few days away from when the email was sent. For about three days, everyone was talking about it, and even staff were trying to get the latest info on who sent the email. Of course, the principal eventually caught word. The police were contacted and they found out that the email was made by a kid who just wanted to stir up some Halloween fun. I’m now friends with him. TLDR: Someone sent a mysterious email with dates of attacks.
Please do this asmr effect more, its great
Being on the High Functioning side of the Spectrum, I guess I could say I was sort of weird in school.
13:36-Is this India?
Hey everyone! I just wanted to say this man's voice hasalot of emotion in it and I really like him not romantically but as a freind and I'm just saying am I jerk if your reading this I hope you have a good day
These are hilarious
I like your accent and i loved the rambling about how it worked.
the gameplay is so unsatisfying
14:04 got me dying
So what you are saing you ate laier😂😂😂
Gotta love how much stuff the 2nd story had to say yet got said so quickly that got me laughing on the floor
Story 2 is honestly crazy
ok the table one is like either weirdly common or so oddly specific because i was was friends with the quiet kid because i was also a quiet kid and one time when i wasn't there he apparently grabbed the legs of one of the desks and swung it at another student like a bat because that student made a sexual "joke" about his little sister...who was 7 at the time....in my opinion it was justified but he still got a week of suspension for it
That senior discount thing would've been even funnier if he had said "so you don't qualify ANYMORE?" implying she's older than 60 :D
I went for a job in a local dairy concern that made cheese and butter. The job was for a cleaner, paid well and little responsibility. I have previously worked as a line leader in an ice cream factory. When they realised this “I was too highly qualified to be a cleaner” and turned down. The next week there was a fire there, caused by rubbish not being cleared. Ooops, maybe they should have got a cleaner who had health and safety certificates. 😂
Here the rest bc this YT channel sucks. I worked for two years at a tile store. I handled customers as well as worked in the warehouse. Not to brag, but for those two years I worked the earliest shift that no one wanted- because you had to receive the daily truck and put the tile orders away by hand at 6:00 in the morning- but I also said I would work every Saturday as well. Now I didn't do this because I hated myself and wanted to suffer. It was because I wanted the outside sales job. The outside salesman that got the job entered right after I started and we hit it off quickly. We will call him Joe… Joe confided in me that he had no plans to continue this job after about a year or so.... so from the get go I said I wanted that job and worked my butt off to get it. Pulling shifts no one wanted... doing jobs no one would do... and doing things that were definitely not part of my job description. This included doing a lot of the outside sales job. I would take over when Joe would call out or just needed help. He came to rely on me and gave me part of his job. I saw this as a type of internship, and thought it would pay off. Fast forward two years... Joe tells me that he is about to put his two weeks in and to get my resume together. He puts in his two weeks notice. I immediately put my application in. I got the backing from both Joe and the branch manager to get the job and did a pretty good job on the interview. I knew that I was pretty much a shoe in for the job. I had seniority and had never caused a problem in the time there. I had a very good relationship with the contractors I sold to and knew all of them by name. The main part of the outside sales job was working with the contractors. So I felt confident to say the least that I had what the company was looking for. Two other employees applied as well. An ex-convict who had anger problems (that will come up later)- we will call him Bob-and a recently hired woman who had no experience in tile- we will call her Anne. The only other job she had ever done was as a secretary, and she was currently just helping customers with selections. Both of them were older than me- I was in my early 20s and both of them in the 30s. A couple days after that I got a call from HR telling me I didn't get the job... instead they wanted to give it to Anne. I won't lie... I thought I misheard or it was a prank at first. The only reason HR would give me as to why they passed me up for the position was “You’re just too good of a worker and valuable at your position for us to lose you. You do such a good job and are so responsible, we would hate to lose that.” "So... because I'm good at my job, you won't hire me for another one with more responsibilities?" "Yep. But to show how much we appreciate you, we are giving you a $1.00 raise." "Do I still get my yearly $1.00 raise on top of this in a couple of months?" "No. Think of this as we are giving it to you 2 months early." I was fuming for a couple of days… their excuse didn’t make sense and I had a feeling that I was being discriminated against due to my age. However, I was set upon making a point that they chose the wrong person and came up with a plan. Because I was so good at my job I didn't get the outside sales job... so if I was bad at my job, maybe they would promote me then! Let me rephrase- I wasn't bad at my job... but I told my manager that I no longer would work the morning shift, would no longer be there on Saturdays, would no longer do the worst jobs, and would no longer be doing any jobs that fell outside my description... including the outside sales job I had been helping with. Anne goes out for a couple of weeks for training and personal time... during which, things are already starting to fall apart. My manager asks me to fill in for Anne just while she is away. He understands why I'm doing what I am, but asks as a personal favor. I agree and things begin to get back to where they were before. Anne comes back and I resume my firm stand. Anytime something was supposed to be done by the outside sales position that I normally did I would send it her way. Customers, problems, heavy to lift things, and other favors I used to do for Joe I refused to do for her. It gave me a little relief to see her running everywhere trying to get everything done… she only asked me once to help her- to which I just told her that it wasn’t my job. Those first couple of weeks things were a little rough as most of the jobs were left over from when Joe and I were running things. So most of the problems came from the daily grind… but the weeks that followed were chaotic to say the least. Items came in late, jobs were missing or unordered, contractors didn’t understand where their materials were- mind you, these guys get paid per job… so every day their material isn’t there, is another day they don’t work or get paid… so when their materials don’t come in, their workers who are paid hourly are getting paid for no reason at all. My favorite one is when she accidentally sent an order across the country costing the company thousands as we lost money on that job. As things were starting to turn into the dumpster fire I knew it would, HR called me in to talk about my attitude. “We have heard of your attitude as of late… it doesn’t sound like you are being a team player.” “Well, I am sorry to hear that. Have I said something hurtful to someone?” “No.” “Did I hurt someone’s feelings unintentionally?” “No.” “I don’t understand what attitude you are talking about then.” “We have received word that you aren’t being as helpful as you were to Joe as you are now to Anne.” “Well you see, I am far too valuable at my current job. I can’t possibly detract away from that.” They immediately saw that they made a mistake in giving me that reason as to why they didn’t hire me. They then told me that I needed to be more of a team player and would pay me an additional $1.00 an hour when the yearly raise came around in two months. I told them that it wasn’t my job to do what they were asking and if they wanted me to do that they would have to negotiate my contract. They told me that they would need to discuss it and to reconsider being a team player. I didn’t relent, and they weren’t interested in renegotiating my contract… well, 2 months after Anne got the job and things went to hell- she stepped down. Again, I put my resume in as did Bob. Now remember how I said that he had a slight anger issue? Well, that came to a head just before Anne put her two week notice in. Bob threatened a contractor. The contractor was a real piece of work, but that doesn’t excuse the fact that Bob threatened the guy. Regardless, with this now happening and Anne putting in her 2 weeks- I couldn’t see how they couldn’t hire me. It was me or someone who threatened customers… I once again go through the process… but this time I play my cards close to my chest. They didn’t know that after Anne was first chosen over me I started to look for a new job. Just as this interview process was going on, a company called me back and offered me an outside sales job at their company… it was lower pay than my current company’s, but they didn’t need to know that. They also did not need to know that I accepted the position and told them I needed to finish my 2 weeks. I wasn’t going to give them my two weeks though. I was going to make it look like it was a competition and try to string it for those 2 weeks. The company offered me the outside sales job and nearly begged me to take it. They apologized for making the bad decision of picking Anne over me and told me that they would love to have me in the position. Now, let the fun begin. I promptly told them that I would need to think about this as their competitor had also just offered me that same job for a higher pay. The look on their faces was to die for. I pretended that it was a back and forth for 2 weeks… which conveniently went over Anne’s quitting date and my new job’s starting date. They got anxious because they now didn’t have anyone for the job and finally gave me a final offer. I promptly shot them down and told them I didn’t want to work for a company that treats hard working employees like shit. They can sleep in the bed they made. Then I told them I was starting the next day at the other company. I have never been so happy.
Some of these are assault and kidnapping. These are horrible.
This is sarcastic people.
So basically, fighting against US army is like trying to fight against alien invaders with spaceships and laser guns. I know i won't have a fighting chance, and if i'm confident enough they won't kill or torture me, i'm surrendering lol. Thank god i live in France and we don't have war starting beef with the US.
Wait. Alex and Steve. Only the real ones know.
13:31 Being gay and being cis aren't opposites. Straight is for sexuality, cis is for gender
I was cracking my knuckles when that story came up 💀💀