Lawyers, what's your best "I rest my case" moment?

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  • @FoxDren
    @FoxDrenАй бұрын

    5:25 Story 8: The officer just admitted to routinely falsifying his Log book. This has just brought into questin the validity of every single case he has been involved in.

  • @DG_Toti

    @DG_Toti

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah that completely sucks, imagine all the innocent drivers he screwed with false DUIs

  • @kylejohns2288

    @kylejohns2288

    26 күн бұрын

    That is perjury as those are legally required and regulated lying on a police report is perjury and can result in jail time

  • @jeffreymontgomery7516

    @jeffreymontgomery7516

    24 күн бұрын

    Probably why the judge pulled the prosecutor and the officer into chambers...

  • @Grubleafeater

    @Grubleafeater

    22 күн бұрын

    @@kylejohns2288 AHAHAHAHAHA LIKE THAT EVER HAPPENS

  • @TheOmegaRiddler

    @TheOmegaRiddler

    22 күн бұрын

    The cop was probably put on a list of cops who can't testify because their credibility can be called into question every time they testify. Prosecutor probably got chewed out and ended up on the judge's shit list. Basically, they get no leeway for mistakes

  • @xlsfd
    @xlsfdАй бұрын

    "Are you stupid or corrupt?" is pretty much a perfect mic drop moment.

  • @Jutastre

    @Jutastre

    21 күн бұрын

    So many times I've wanted to ask a politician "Are you corrupt or incompetent?"

  • @flamingmonkeyxii

    @flamingmonkeyxii

    14 күн бұрын

    @@Jutastre The answer is "Yes"

  • @thewinterprince1731

    @thewinterprince1731

    5 күн бұрын

    In most cases, the truth is both.

  • @Bafflegab_Z
    @Bafflegab_ZАй бұрын

    Very refreshing to have stories like these that aren't just a text to speech. I listen to these while drawing and listening to an actual person talk and occasionally give input is infinitely better than the usual

  • @Kall_me_Kait

    @Kall_me_Kait

    Ай бұрын

    Full agreement bc I do the same thing

  • @V1G4M1

    @V1G4M1

    23 күн бұрын

    This! Back in the day I started listening to TTS, never liked it, but got used to it somewhat. Then AI shit came out and now when a video uses it I almost always immediately leave cuz this crap pisses me off to no end.

  • @end_slayer

    @end_slayer

    21 күн бұрын

    @@V1G4M1I prefer the ai over TTS

  • @KitKat10281

    @KitKat10281

    20 күн бұрын

    I fully agree! Better than an AI voice any day!

  • @katherinekurzius290

    @katherinekurzius290

    18 күн бұрын

    M​@@V1G4M1

  • @kelandryyemrot1387
    @kelandryyemrot1387Ай бұрын

    Love the Mexican Restaurant one most😂"Yeah, I- Oh." Yeah. OH. But also love the lawyer that worked on the weekend to tear experts apart, the freakin EMPTY BINDERS, eight words, and arm wrestling. That arm wrestling one is WILD

  • @user-ty8pr3gf4v

    @user-ty8pr3gf4v

    7 күн бұрын

    best one😂😂

  • @DG_Toti
    @DG_TotiАй бұрын

    5:09 “Ah- You smelled alcohol on the defendant’s breath? With that heavy wind, from that far away, through that level of rainfall, localized *entirely* through a three-inch crack!?” “…Yes!” In this skit the title could still be ‘Steamed Hams’ because that cop got cooked

  • @Washingtonium

    @Washingtonium

    6 күн бұрын

    He actually said that's just what he says on every dui case.

  • @rkenzie5235
    @rkenzie5235Ай бұрын

    I work with preschoolers…”they argued 10 minutes with a 4 year old” made me unexpectedly cackle 😂😂

  • @T.Gonz1216
    @T.Gonz1216Ай бұрын

    Story 31 makes me think of when Megatron was yelling at Starscream saying "YOU ARE EITHER LYING OR YOU'RE STUPID!"

  • @elizabethcoen

    @elizabethcoen

    Ай бұрын

    Starscream(to Megatron, ashamed): I'm stupid, I'm stupid, I'm stupid! Gotta love Transformers G1! The comedy is hilarious!

  • @wolfgangvetter4032

    @wolfgangvetter4032

    Ай бұрын

    @@elizabethcoenAw man, you beat me to it!

  • @user-km8nl8of1y

    @user-km8nl8of1y

    27 күн бұрын

    You're ugly when you lie dib! I'm not lying! Then why are you ugly!?

  • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial

    @TheEmeraldMenOfficial

    26 күн бұрын

    @@elizabethcoen Writing that good will never be a thing again :(

  • @syrefayne8922
    @syrefayne8922Ай бұрын

    The guy with a bunch of empty binders was great 😂😂 (story 23)

  • @shitneyb5562

    @shitneyb5562

    Ай бұрын

    YES just said the same thing 😂

  • @user-xy7ge3un1v

    @user-xy7ge3un1v

    Ай бұрын

    Great strategy!

  • @scottpelletier7095

    @scottpelletier7095

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah, as a story sure, but if the Housing Attorney waited another minute OP would have been screwed. Public embarrassment in open court would have been one thing but this was also a disservice to they're client to bluff like that. Your telling me your okay with this guy billing out six associates pretend to have bring documents to court rather than actually find some thing legitimate to argue about.

  • @marshawargo7238

    @marshawargo7238

    Ай бұрын

    He was defending a guilty person, there was nothing legitimate to find in defense of her innocents! The appointed defense attorney said that he was hoping to get her a 1 or 2 year denial of service outcome. Ended up with 6 months just by getting 6 Unpaid (probably college kids) assistants to carry empty folders😂! Just the same as the scrawny arm wrestler, a bluffs a bluff! & If it works, the admiration, stories & ego boost can last a Long Time😊! (Not to mention the confidence you would incur🎉!

  • @MaxwellCatAlphonk

    @MaxwellCatAlphonk

    Ай бұрын

    Strategy gaming 🎉🎉

  • @Ricamros
    @RicamrosАй бұрын

    "Saw a lawyer straighter up MURDER..." :0 "a COP..." :O "with words" :|

  • @cookiecrumbs2840

    @cookiecrumbs2840

    Ай бұрын

    :|

  • @cumradej

    @cumradej

    19 күн бұрын

    :|

  • @thewinterprince1731

    @thewinterprince1731

    5 күн бұрын

    :|

  • @horseluver4ever623
    @horseluver4ever623Ай бұрын

    Please do these hour long videos again! I understand they must take a lot of time but this was awesome.

  • @ImpofRelentlessness
    @ImpofRelentlessnessАй бұрын

    Story 6: There's a massive difference in the cost of the fine between a speeding ticket (usually up to 10mph over speed limit) and reckless driving (which you'll almost always get for 15+mph over the speed limit to the tune of about $300 in most states, so at least he got out of the reckless driving charge.

  • @Moon_x_sun

    @Moon_x_sun

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah in Denmark it’s based on how many % over you were driving. So if the speed limit is 50km/h and you drive 55km/h it’s 10% over giving a specific fine but if you drive 65km/h it’s 30% over its a bigger fine and so on :)

  • @vincentprice713

    @vincentprice713

    Ай бұрын

    So we going to ignore the fact that the officer was caught lying?

  • @randomguyontheinternet5030

    @randomguyontheinternet5030

    Ай бұрын

    @@Moon_x_sun really? that's weird. So if you're driving 30mph in a 25mph zone, that's 20% over the speed limit, but if you're driving 85mph is a 70, that's only 21% over the speed limit. The same fine would go out to those two people, one going 15 over, and the other going 5 over? For reference that's going 48 in a 40 as opposed to going 137 in an 113. The same ticket goes out for going 8kmh over as it would for going 24kmh over?

  • @Moon_x_sun

    @Moon_x_sun

    Ай бұрын

    @@randomguyontheinternet5030 yup :) thats how it Works also if you go over 30% you get a clip and you only have 3 clips (i Think 60% is wreckless driving and they Will take your vehicle)

  • @mauer1

    @mauer1

    Ай бұрын

    @@randomguyontheinternet5030 well its technically the best method. germany has fixed numbers for in rural area and out of rural area that are slightly different and its more of a practical middle ground. but the reason is basically if you go 30 km/h and only barely stop in an emergency. you would have hit it with roughly 20 km/h if you were going 35 km/h. every tiny speeding could make huge life and death differences.

  • @rayhatesu
    @rayhatesuАй бұрын

    46:50 Okay, but you have to understand one thing Undersparked, there are several ways of tripping a breathalyzer without having been driving under the influence, including using mouthwash within minutes of being pulled over. The information given in the post isn't enough to go on for if the person in Story 37 actually was drunk driving or not, only that the case had reason to be thrown out on Fourth Amendment grounds. As far as the lawyer in question may have known, his client could have been fully innocent anyway or been guilty as sin, but given it wasn't relevant to the case, they didn't bother arguing it, nor did they share that with us due to A) attorney-client privilege and B) it not being relevant to the story outside of that being what the cop put him away for after the traffic stop.

  • @bullet4myex187

    @bullet4myex187

    Ай бұрын

    This right here! The rules are there for a reason because otherwise people could be pulled over, searched, detained, arrested, ect for any arbitrary reason. If the officer goes about it the wrong way unfortunately even if the person is entirely guilty it becomes irrelevant. Now that’s looking at things in just black and white but the reality of life is much more complex than that. As you even pointed out there are many things that can trip a breath test even if you haven’t been drinking. Just like there are many other examples of things just like that making it absolutely necessary for there to be more evidence and context. Although like I said before it all becomes irrelevant if the officer makes an illegal stop or search. Sadly most people don’t understand that bad police work isn’t just bad because innocent people get arrested but also because it invalidates a case even if it’s against someone who is entirely guilty. Unfortunately it has to go both ways or it doesn’t work at all.

  • @creepykiller2876
    @creepykiller2876Ай бұрын

    The last story is just really sad to me tho. The fact that she walked right by without even acknowledging her daughter is just so sad to me.

  • @thewanderingmistnull2451

    @thewanderingmistnull2451

    Ай бұрын

    And notice how much effort it took to wrest custody away from the mother and the fact she is not paying child support that she absolutely owes.

  • @jinga9862
    @jinga986225 күн бұрын

    Story 6: Going 5 over is cheaper in every way than going 17 over

  • @rentonthurston817
    @rentonthurston817Ай бұрын

    Story 37 something happened similarly to me. Was driving a friend home from my house and had a moth hit my windshield and my wipers didnt clean the guts off so i pulled over and started cleaning it off with a napkin and a water bottle. A cop pulled up while i was cleaning the moth off and made me get into my car, ran my liscense, got us out of the car, searched my car, ran me through field sobriety tests, and eventually ticketed me for no seatbelt worn before telling me to leave and put my seatbelt on. Went to court had dashcam video (interior/exterior video dashcam) and my passenger's statement of events provided to the judge and my ticket was tossed out and judge didnt seem too pleased with the situation. (Seatbelts worn by both of us until i got out to clean the moth off after pulling over and parking which was before the office pulled up behind me. Then the camera shows the officer pull up and order me into my vehicle before he approached my car all while having his lights on.) Few years ago the whole department was closed as it was found after an investigation many officers pulled over high end or nice looking vehicles at night and searched them illegally always using the excuse the reason for the stop was "suspicious persons/vehicle matching the description" and drivers were being ticketed with things that would be dismissed pretty easily when the cops couldnt find anything to arrest the person on. Things looked normal until you dug into the various stops being performed and saw that there was an unusually high amount of times the generic "suspicious vehicle/person matching description" excuse was used for initiating a traffic stop.

  • @Veemon657
    @Veemon657Ай бұрын

    story 16 they definitely threw him a bone for agreeing they were in the wrong and decided not to waste their time, show's that sometimes agreeing a hill isn't worth dying on will will get you some mercy

  • @TheTobyOMG
    @TheTobyOMGАй бұрын

    46:50 I get it. I hate drunk driving but the fault lies on the officer who abused his power. It's a lose - lose situation but a corrupt officer is way more dangerous than a drunk driver.

  • @sebastianrochefort6763

    @sebastianrochefort6763

    12 күн бұрын

    precisely, and if the cop had just waited a bit and saw the defendant driving erratically (cos of drunk), then the officer could have pulled the defendant over with no issue.

  • @valenciageode25

    @valenciageode25

    5 күн бұрын

    That’s why proper procedure is important. Even if the crime is real, screw ups like this can let criminals walk off on a technicality. And if it doesn’t, then you get innocent people in jail because it was decided they were guilty.

  • @thescholarsjourney661
    @thescholarsjourney661Ай бұрын

    Story 31: The technique being mentioned here is probably the Reid technique. Essentially, they pull you into admitting it by acting like either you already did or there's just no question about it. It's really, REALLY easy to get a false confession using the Reid technique if you aren't REALLY careful.

  • @karlrovey

    @karlrovey

    Сағат бұрын

    They recently got a man to confess to a murder thay never happened that way. The worst part, the interrogating officers became aware that the supposed victim was not only alive, he was completely unharmed and was trying to figure out what happened to the guy they were interrogating.

  • @brianensign7638
    @brianensign7638Ай бұрын

    Story 37: Drunk driving is definitely stupid and dangerous. Letting cops break the law is also stupid and dangerous. One of those pick-your-poison situations, I guess.

  • @randomguyontheinternet5030

    @randomguyontheinternet5030

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah true. Idk. Personally I'd prefer to give more rights to the defendant because while letting someone go for drunk driving isnt right, it's a lot easier for cops to keep the general populous in check rather than for us to keep them in check. It's not impossible for us to do it, but it's quite literally their job to keep us in check, and they should be doing it properly as to not impede on the rights of the citizens. The options are: Letting some people go because you didnt follow proper procedure, or letting the cops search anyone for any reason. It's a choice, yes, but personally I'd go with the first option. The second sounds almost... germany circa 1940.

  • @brianensign7638

    @brianensign7638

    Ай бұрын

    @@randomguyontheinternet5030kinda my point, actually

  • @jinga9862

    @jinga9862

    25 күн бұрын

    One is a poison that, once allowed in, can destroy families, lives, and the safety of everyone on the road through no fault of their own. The other is drunk driving.

  • @Sk8ngInDuval
    @Sk8ngInDuvalАй бұрын

    2:32 this guy was a real sport. Good for him for owning up and moving forward on a positive note.

  • @Psyk0h
    @Psyk0hАй бұрын

    13:42 Absolutely no chance you thought you were going to make that corner at that speed 😭

  • @Washingtonium

    @Washingtonium

    6 күн бұрын

    Ikr

  • @danwic
    @danwicАй бұрын

    The restaurant case has 2 issues, one: how the f*** is kitchen cleaning waste getting onto the shop floor? Either the building is not fit for purpose, or the staff need retraining. And 2: why do the company think they shouldnt need to pay the staff for the hours they work? If it takes 3 hours to clean the kitchen, then that needs to be included in wages.

  • @thewhitefalcon8539

    @thewhitefalcon8539

    8 күн бұрын

    Because corporations are psychopaths

  • @hi14993
    @hi14993Ай бұрын

    In some places, 15 or more over the posted speed limit gets an additional reckless driving charge. If he argued the ticket down from 17 over to 5 over that's still a big win.

  • @BlankBrain
    @BlankBrainАй бұрын

    If police body cam information is lost or deleted, it must be assumed that it would have proven corruption by the police.

  • @vurmonistrang5544
    @vurmonistrang5544Ай бұрын

    aw yeah an hour long video right when I'm bored to death at work 🎉🎉 ty lol

  • @reinelantz3304
    @reinelantz3304Ай бұрын

    My favorite was my own as a pro se civil litigant. One of the lawyers for my adversary openly blurted out and admitted the exact fact that as THE dispositive fact under the law proved to be a slam-dunk for me. I quietly stated “I rest my case”, sat down and shut up. The transcript is a tour de force of a divorced single mom appearing pro se against her ex who was armed with 2 very high-profile, expensive lawyers and my prevailing against them in open court with a packed seated gallery, standing-room only remaining (full of lawyers packing the “pews” and lining the walls standing shoulder-to shoulder), on the record, and the judge telling my adversary and his lawyers that I was more competent and better prepared than any lawyer I could have retained had I had enough money to hire one. That as 39 years ago and still satisfies. I treasure that transcript.

  • @thewhitefalcon8539

    @thewhitefalcon8539

    8 күн бұрын

    You REST your CASE? UH... it's a figure of speech, ma'am

  • @Oopsididntseeyou
    @OopsididntseeyouАй бұрын

    As someone who works in the legal field (not a lawyer) I love these stories 😂 please do more.

  • @argentrussilver4318
    @argentrussilver4318Ай бұрын

    Story 10 was indeed badass lol - Reads book - Gets asked to put passage in his own words - "these are my words. I wrote this book" - Wears shades and Thug life plays in the background or something

  • @ElectricLimeade
    @ElectricLimeadeАй бұрын

    46:55 I don't like someone getting away with it, but at the end of the day the presumption of innocence and the rights of the parties involved must be the guiding forces of the court. Allowing police and prosecutors to overstep the law to get more convictions would put even more innocent people in jail.

  • @Eradikateu

    @Eradikateu

    Ай бұрын

    I'm not American and found that story strange. To my knowledge at least here, the police can pull you over if you're driving for almost any reason, including to verify that you have a license/insurance/safety check. Is that not the case in the US?

  • @TyroRNG

    @TyroRNG

    Ай бұрын

    The us has the fourth amendment which prohibits unreasonable searches and seizures. Stemming from some old English case about right to privacy and such. For most searches you need a warrant but in traffic stops you only need probable cause. (The suspect has committed an offense or you have reasonable suspension of criminal activities) In this case the only reason the officer pulled him over was something that happens frequently and had no connection to the suspicious activities they were looking for. If the court would allow an officer to pull someone over for such a common action that would give the officers too much power to violate privacy. Now had the officer followed the car and noticed it swerving across the road, speeding or whatever, that would have given them probable cause for the search.

  • @randomguyontheinternet5030

    @randomguyontheinternet5030

    Ай бұрын

    @@Eradikateu Nope not in America. In the US an officer can only pull someone over if there is reasonable suspicion. This is guaranteed in the 4th amendment which lays out what "Unreasonable search and seizure" means. The amendment was included in the original ten by the founding fathers because under British rule at the time, police had a lot of power and often abused this power by doing completely unnecessary searches. "General warrants" were issued commonly for things like the perceived suspicion of being political enemies to the state and it gave them the ability to search anything that belonged to the person until the investigation was over. Another were writs of assistance which were mainly used in the colonies and gave royal officials the permission to preform warrantless searches for untaxed items. The founding fathers saw this as impeding the rights of a citizen in trying to lead an upstanding life and ultimately that someone is innocent until proven guilty, and that you cant invade the privacy of a citizen on a baseless assumption that they might be doing something wrong.

  • @DavidRycan
    @DavidRycanАй бұрын

    11:46 is a masterful gambit. Luring him into a false sense of security with the random weeks, not telling him the date but making him say it, not dropping the bombshell until he confirms the lie himself

  • @Leon_Miller
    @Leon_MillerАй бұрын

    #24 Absolutely got the memo but the corp probably still wasn't wanting to pay for the "closing down time" after close... so it continued 100% what happened since the corp is the typical no we don't pay past Time X but you still need to do YZ

  • @randomguyontheinternet5030

    @randomguyontheinternet5030

    Ай бұрын

    yeah gotta love expectations that cant be met in the time they're willing to pay lol and then they think that's an employee problem not a them problem.

  • @onionbubs386
    @onionbubs386Ай бұрын

    Yessss, an hour long video from my favorite reddit answers yt channel about my favorite "x of reddit" subject, lawyers. I've been feeling sick since yesterday and slept until 3:45, so this was a nice improvement to my day :)

  • @jeremylandry858
    @jeremylandry858Ай бұрын

    Story 25 sounds like a case of a judge and the cop having solid rapport and knowing when to give a kid a break, not a cop not knowing what he’s doing.

  • @briandillon2274
    @briandillon2274Ай бұрын

    OK story 37. The guy being drunk may be bad and I say that with air quotes, but that is not the story here. That cop is pulling over random people simply for being in that location. If that sort of behavior is going to be acceptable then you are not safe in your personal possessions. That’s why it’s a fourth amendment violation. Put it this way if he spent five minutes watching the guy and observed anything that looks like drunken behavior. He would’ve had a reason to pull him over. He didn’t do that what he was doing was violating the guys rights end of story

  • @fraylak
    @fraylakАй бұрын

    god i love law

  • @moonstar_draws6283
    @moonstar_draws6283Ай бұрын

    Wow! Almost an hour! I love long videos

  • @randomguyontheinternet5030
    @randomguyontheinternet5030Ай бұрын

    Story 35 I would be visibly confused in mock trials for losing points on not calling an "asked and answered" objection. The point was not to say anything. It's better for your case to shut up and sit down. Someone who realizes that deserves the points the most.

  • @Londubh
    @Londubh27 күн бұрын

    Story 16; you'd be amazed how much leniency you get when you don't contest things that aren't overly major. I got a massive reduction in fine with the following exchange "how would you like to plead?" "well, I'd _like_ to plead not guilty, but..."

  • @Moponen
    @MoponenАй бұрын

    7:30 it's an HOA. It deserves to lose every case in existance.

  • @rexex345
    @rexex345Ай бұрын

    Story 37 feels like a perfect example of 2 wrongs don't make a right. The defendant was definitely guilty of driving over the limit, Wrong. The officer then did the worst possible thing and went after a rando for suspicion of doing something not illegal because he didn't seem to belong there... Yeah thats wrong 2 and that there kills the right.

  • @cybercifrado
    @cybercifradoАй бұрын

    Welp, after watching this - it's time to go watch "My Cousin Vinny" again. :)

  • @lindamoore4808
    @lindamoore4808Ай бұрын

    Dave have loved your videos. Started watching because my husband had worked for CFI and I rode along. Saw your leaving and returning videos. Watched a few of the camping videos and lost track. My feed brought me this one. Glad to see you making a happiness change for you. Look forward to seeing more from you. Best wishes and hoping for more. God bless.

  • @lillysong3198
    @lillysong3198Ай бұрын

    Thank you so much for your efforts in these videos 🥰

  • @gilded_lady
    @gilded_ladyАй бұрын

    Story 16: Sometimes it pays to be honest.

  • @GunFunZS
    @GunFunZSАй бұрын

    Years ago we were commercially fishing in Alaska. It can get very competitive and a lot of the best fishing is right against the boundary line. We were very frustrated that the fisheries police were hassling people who were just barely legal instead of people who were very obviously and blatantly illlegaly fishing. So we said screw it. We went several miles inside of the boundary line. To our consternation, rather than ticket the obviously illegal fishermen we were boarded and ticketed with misdemeanor criminal charges. We had to fly back to Alaska during winter for the trial. The state trooper I testified that his current memory was better than the notes he took at the time. And we asked him why he wrote our coordinates both forwards and backwards. He said that he wasn't sure which was which. That barely got us an acquittal. Because the judge said he basically believed all fishermen were crooked and so he had to grudgingly give us the benefit of the doubt. That is part of why I'm a lawyer today. We couldn't have been more honest and the law hassle dust instead of the people who were blatantly fishing crooked. the cop contradicted himself and admitted on the stand that he didn't know the very basics of the law he was pretending to enforce.

  • @nunyabz9494
    @nunyabz949420 күн бұрын

    i am now convinced the world's best customer service people are basically lawyers LOL

  • @panda-wk8mv
    @panda-wk8mvАй бұрын

    i like the longer videos!

  • @HeavyMetalPootis
    @HeavyMetalPootisАй бұрын

    Story 37: Agree driving under the influence isn't good, however what the officer did (my opinion) is worse. If what they did held up, it sets the example.

  • @roula5
    @roula5Ай бұрын

    im sleeping good tonight

  • @intercat4907
    @intercat4907Ай бұрын

    Ari Melber's answer: "When Peter Navarro confessed in an interview. On camera. I wasn't expecting that."

  • @HexisVonSpade
    @HexisVonSpadeАй бұрын

    youtubes recs been really bad lately, saw you pop up, gave the vid a chance. was not disappointed! Thanks for the new content rabbit hole :D

  • @nharviala
    @nharvialaАй бұрын

    That cleaning the restaraunt early case... I really hope there was further malicious compliance, or there'd be huge grounds for wage theft!

  • @brandonfreshwater
    @brandonfreshwaterАй бұрын

    I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!! YOU ARE SO AWESOME!

  • @buzzaboo
    @buzzabooАй бұрын

    just wanna say i really like the longer format videos :)

  • @gilliganallmighty3
    @gilliganallmighty3Ай бұрын

    Story 28. Wow, that ending just got worse, and worse for the criminal.

  • @devilsoutlaw9417
    @devilsoutlaw94173 күн бұрын

    That reads like a woken up judge and lawyer from a monotonous day in spring break and actually LOOKING at what happened instead of just the charges (story 16)

  • @davidbourgeois856
    @davidbourgeois856Ай бұрын

    He'll plead, your honor. He can't pay enough for me to continue, and I rest my case.

  • @Olimar92
    @Olimar92Ай бұрын

    Story 3: Of course he spoke to his attorney, what else is he supposed to do?

  • @rayhatesu

    @rayhatesu

    Ай бұрын

    In the whacko world of that guy, be both willing to be told a story to say to the court provided by his lawyer (something present in the US and not unheard of, but not the most common thing in the world unless you're a vexatious litigant or a scummy lawyer) and be stupid enough to both regurgitate said story to the court *and* admit that said story came straight from his lawyer and not himself (even less common, as someone that's going to commit to such a story would likely have their story straight far in advance of meeting in court).

  • @darthcravus
    @darthcravus26 күн бұрын

    I love when someone does the fish out of water reaction

  • @EmmaThw
    @EmmaThwАй бұрын

    I'm never this early to a video... ever. this is either a good omen or a very very bad one

  • @skyepilot4074

    @skyepilot4074

    Ай бұрын

    I'm thinking a good omen!

  • @MaxwellCatAlphonk

    @MaxwellCatAlphonk

    Ай бұрын

    🎉 Below 1 hours people 🎉

  • @blindvision4703
    @blindvision470327 күн бұрын

    Story 16 just goes to show that it’s better to be honest. It really does pay (or at least cost less in the long run).

  • @michaeltelson9798
    @michaeltelson979829 күн бұрын

    I was requested by a foreign government to be an expert witness in a smuggling/forgery case. This was based upon affidavits that one of our investigators and myself produced. Our headquarters staffs were going back and forth to authorize me to go based upon the Interpol request. I was given the email thread and there was one stupid response. One person said that why not send an affidavit instead of me. The response from another was that his previous affidavit was the basis of the request. How it was phrased was like “can’t you read dummy!”

  • @ponydragon4304
    @ponydragon430423 күн бұрын

    Story 20: To sum it up, Spite is a powerful motivator

  • @alkra4798
    @alkra4798Ай бұрын

    Story 15 11:40 might be one of my favorites in this whole almost hour long video!

  • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
    @HappilyHomicidalHooliganАй бұрын

    I'm not at all surprised the Jury gave the Restaurant 0% Liability for the injury to Kid B... The Lawyer argued the Restaurant had a Duty to Protect it's Patron's (AKA Customer's)...and he's right, they do... The problem with that argument is neither kid A nor Kid B were in fact a Customer of the Restaurant since neither kid bought anything from the Restaurant... You can't be a Customer until you spend money to buy something...

  • @athenarocks7657

    @athenarocks7657

    29 күн бұрын

    Or at the very least go there for the purpose of buying something. They showed up just to fight.

  • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan

    @HappilyHomicidalHooligan

    29 күн бұрын

    @@athenarocks7657 Agreed

  • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
    @HappilyHomicidalHooliganАй бұрын

    The Are you Stupid or Corrupt story: I suspect it was a combination of both Stupid and Corrupt...He didn't properly learn the Interrogation Technique 4 months ago (The Stupidity) and was too determined to "Catch the Killer" (The Corruption) to apply what he did remember of the Technique when Interrogating the Autistic Suspect...

  • @ninalehman9054
    @ninalehman905420 күн бұрын

    The bad Mexican restaurant owner case: Cinco de Mayo is actually celebrated more in America than in Mexico. It is somewhat like St Patrick’s Day - celebrated very differently in its home country than here. A good analogy would be an American holiday celebrating the Battle of New Orleans. Mexico’s Independence Day is on September 16th. They actually celebrate for the entire month of September. The Battle of Puebla (celebrated as Cinco de Mayo) happened literally years after Mexico achieved independence from Spain. It was actually a dispute over a debt Mexico owed to France. So, it is true that a Mexican restaurant in the United States would need additional staffing on May 5th, a similar restaurant in, say, Cabo San Lucas or México City probably wouldn’t.

  • @user-ci4dz7nc2x
    @user-ci4dz7nc2xАй бұрын

    That arm wrestling deal. Its great

  • @MashaPraz
    @MashaPrazАй бұрын

    Finally a long video!!

  • @elizathegamer413
    @elizathegamer413Ай бұрын

    15:48 Story 16: this reads like a Dahr Mann video... "thank you for telling the truth... we will give you fewer charges"

  • @rurirotaru516
    @rurirotaru5164 күн бұрын

    Story 40: I'm convinced that lawyer is a huge spiderman fan.

  • @patrickbuick5459
    @patrickbuick54594 күн бұрын

    While driving a car my dad bought off of the company he worked for, I had an RCMP officer just about wreck pulling a u-turn to chase me down. I was young (but so was he TBH) and he wouldnt believe me that according to the sleedometer, I wasn't speeding. He even tried to make it *MY* fault he made a poor choice amd almost wrecked making the u-turn. I had a suspicion, so I got the same court-recognized company that certifies the RCMP speedometers to certify that car. It was significantly out low - in my favour. I went to court withnthe officially stamped report in my hand. I tried to talk to the prosecutor and he wouldnt listen to a thing. Court was going long - into everyones lunch, in particular the judge. Mine was pretty near the end of morning docket, if not the last case on docket before lunch break. The prosecutor went through their entire routine, figuring this was an aur tight case. The judge asked if I had anything to say, so I said I did amd that I had proof that at the time, the speedometer was significantly under reporting, whichbInwas unaware of, that I had told the RCMP officer and the prosecutor as well, but here we were on his lunch. He asked for the report, I provided it, he looked briefly at it, did some math and realized I was at or UNDER the speed limit at the time according to the speedometer, thew it out and glared at the RCMP officer and prosecutor and said "NOW can I go to lunch? I'm STARVING." The prosecutor tried to give me shit for not showing him before, but I stated loudly enough for the judge to hear yet again that I had tried and he had arrogantly brushed me off. I think there was some drama after that. I never fixed it, I just mentally subtracted the measured amounts for the different speed ranges and never had another problem.

  • @thisismetoday
    @thisismetodayАй бұрын

    44:00 Typical lawyer behaviour stealing other people’s parking spots.

  • @InfestedTemplar
    @InfestedTemplarАй бұрын

    Story 28 where they had obvious justification to take the fingerprints without a warrant but applied for and instantly got a warrant: exactly. If your case is so obviously correct that you can get a warrant in seconds, you should be required to get that warrant because obviously spending those seconds is a trivial impact. If you can't afford to spend the time it would take to get a warrant then your case must be relatively weak which is all the more reason to have a judge look closely and make a careful and deliberate decision whether to grant the warrant. Literally the only time you shouldn't get a warrant is when it's an immediate life it death case. Ironically exactly when you would be most willing to risk getting your evidence thrown out IE the evidence was thrown out but at least we stopped him from literally murdering someone.

  • @jakehamilton4534
    @jakehamilton4534Ай бұрын

    Yay an hour video:)

  • @AlexSantos-ll4qp
    @AlexSantos-ll4qp18 күн бұрын

    This was a very good video

  • @Fade_NB
    @Fade_NBАй бұрын

    This was rly good

  • @user-rx6ze5uu7n
    @user-rx6ze5uu7n25 күн бұрын

    Preliminary hearing on probable cause. Cross examination of a cop who said something stupid. I started to follow up and the judge said, “Counselor, do you want to quit while you re ahead?” “Yes your honor, yes I do.”

  • @KatlynJShute
    @KatlynJShute26 күн бұрын

    Not a lawyer but was the one who was being unlawfully evicted because they wanted to renovate our apartment after we had massive water damage after we had signed a new lease but before it went into affect. They legally can not do that. Our new lease started on June 1st they were waiting us out trying to get us to just give up but in the mean time were still accepting our rent check. Once they realized that wouldn’t look good for them in court they cut off our ability to pay our rent then tried to evict us for non payment. however they had messed up and 1. Accepted rent from us after the new lease was supposedly no longer valid. So if we didn’t have a valid lease why were they allowing us to pay rent? And then 2. They failed to fix a fire alarm that had been shorted out due to water damage. We had emails they knew about it and they would let maintenance know. I had emails from maintenance saying they fixed it. Then had photos that clearly showed no one had even touched it since I had put tape across it with the date (and had the date and time of when it was taken) and then I also had photos after they claimed it was fixed with the tape clearly never being moved. Ran into the fire marshal who was at the complex for another matter. Asked him if it would be against code to have a non functioning alarm that was clearly water damaged and not fixed. He was very much not happy. Sent an email to the complex with us CCd on it and demanded it to be fixed. We also finally forced the complex to honor the original lease after proving what they were doing was illegal. Ya, judge wasn’t happy with them for admitting they accepted rent when they claimed we had no valid lease.

  • @joelproko
    @joelprokoАй бұрын

    With all these cops and other idiots lying on the witness stand, it makes me wonder whether perjury is no longer prosecuted.

  • @biggestfruitbread
    @biggestfruitbreadАй бұрын

    holy cow i didn't even NOTICE how long this video was

  • @cslwatkins
    @cslwatkins19 күн бұрын

    Story 10 just said they didn't want to sue the bigger company that could afford to defend themselves in a long case and not be browbeaten into settling, not that the big company would get away with everything

  • @jamessandsmark226
    @jamessandsmark22615 күн бұрын

    Story 21- That cop is toast. Now, every case he is involved in, the prosecutor will have to disclose that the officer was found, on the record, to have lied under oath.

  • @Xioalin
    @XioalinАй бұрын

    I love this❤❤😊

  • @TheRealSharkMaan
    @TheRealSharkMaanАй бұрын

    i love this

  • @marckempe2143
    @marckempe2143Күн бұрын

    Story 24: The restaurant is the only one at fault for the incident. There is no reason for workers to have to keep working hours that they would not be paid. If the restaurant refuses to compensate for all the hours needed to clean up then they could just as easily leave the work only a third finished and let the health inspector do the rest of the judgment.

  • @johnwright9372
    @johnwright937217 күн бұрын

    I represented a mentally unstable ex wife on a contempt of court charge. She lost custody of the children in a hearing in which I was not her lawyer. Outside the court door she assaulted the ex husband, seized the children, took a cab to his office and trashed it. She got off the contempt charge on a technicality. Another man I represented was jointly charged with rape. He was on bail and kept turning up to court drunk, having had a breakfast of Carlsberg Special. Despite warnings, he kept turning up to court drunk and opened his big mouth during jury selection. He was convicted and got 5 years. I wasn't sorry for him.

  • @user-zg2mb8yc4k
    @user-zg2mb8yc4k10 күн бұрын

    I'm defending in a home invasion robbery case. The victim is on the stand: Me on Cross: Are you sure it was my client? I mean it was dark, right? Witness/Victim: I'm 80% sure. Me: No further questions, Your Honor. Verdict: Not guilty Why? Only evidence was the eyewitness/victim's ID. Only 80% sure? Not proof beyond and reasonable doubt.

  • @andyghkfilm2287
    @andyghkfilm2287Ай бұрын

    32:30 this is literally a crazy story.

  • @GoingtoHecq
    @GoingtoHecq16 күн бұрын

    Story 28, respect to the cop for saving this guy's life. Now if only there were no stories of corrupt or lying police in here.

  • @brandontsosie4514
    @brandontsosie451414 күн бұрын

    The 55 tocket can be better then a higher speed ticket

  • @tatsuothefamiliar3801
    @tatsuothefamiliar380110 күн бұрын

    Story 25. Could be that the cop wanted the guy to go free. Not every day you see someone arrive to traffic court in a suit. And it's out of his jurisdiction.

  • @kirbyman1295
    @kirbyman1295Ай бұрын

    Thanks Mr.Sparked! A XL size upload!

  • @My1xT
    @My1xTАй бұрын

    Story 15/2: while the state doesn't "own" the information itself, it sure has a responsibility to not hand it out to others the same way companies aren't allowed to either with information they got from eg customers

  • @BlakeplaysFortnite
    @BlakeplaysFortnite13 күн бұрын

    Not many know this, but there’s a rule of thumb when it comes to speeding tickets you can issue tickets to people going over the speed limit by so much but you really don’t have to as long as they’re not going so much over the speed limits if they’re going like a little bit over then it’s OK but if it’s too much over then you can write them a ticket and also if they’re going to speed limit just to match the speed of traffic you also don’t have to issue a ticket and you should not because you would have to do it to everyone since they’re all going around the same speed to match traffic even though it’s over the speed limit

  • @karlrovey
    @karlroveyСағат бұрын

    37:29 "You're not just wrong, you're stupid."

  • @roygoodhand1301
    @roygoodhand130129 күн бұрын

    13:11 >case involves Cinco de Mayo > watching this video on Cinco de Mayo

  • @user-kw2rl8df2s
    @user-kw2rl8df2s16 күн бұрын

    No, if you agree to a fight and travel there willingly its 50/50 the 2 individuals took equal responsibility for WHATEVER happens there was no assault this was a mutually agreed upon duel it should have never went to court. Also if your that bad at combat stay home.

  • @CidVeldoril
    @CidVeldorilАй бұрын

    The cohabitation thing is wild to me. So if after the break up you get a room mate because money is tight you're fine, but the moment you also date that room mate, you lose alimony? Weird that.

  • @thewhitefalcon8539
    @thewhitefalcon85398 күн бұрын

    This is the right way to do a reddit compilation video