My sister was in charge of the life guards at the leisure centre she managed. My sister is a hard worker and dedicated to life guard training because she knows that if you don't do your best people die. One time there was a life guard that seemed off...but nothing obvious so no body thought too much about it. Until there was a child drowning in the pool and, according to my sister, he just watched. Didn't attempt any rescue. Just watched this kid in distress. Another life guard spots this and rescues the kid so the child is okay. And the life guard was fired on the spot.

I had set up a street outreach program for a health department. One of the employees was gay and had a desk in a cube farm with a number of nurses. He was watching porn on the computer and nurses walking by could see it. They complained to their supervisor, who asked me to accompany me to his cubicle. We cranked up his computer and I clicked on one of the pages in the history, and sure enough, it was porn. We fired him and he issued a complaint for discrimination. We had a phone hearing, and he admitted that he was watching porn. The judge asked him what he expected would happen and closed the hearing. Another agency had just fired a dozen heterosexual men for watching porn, so the discrimination argument flew like a lead balloon.

I no try love and hate this channel. Love because it’s very entertaining. Hate because it destroys my KZread recommendations

@cypher_2259

2 ай бұрын

Yup it's s fucked how badly is affected my recommended

@BeanKally

6 сағат бұрын

Literally same

'came back into the house with a nun and robbed my dad' I know what it was supposed to say but that's a funny visual 😂

@XaxaWashington

2 ай бұрын

Robbing people with the power of JESUS.

@tudodenovo544

Ай бұрын

@@XaxaWashingtongodly powers

I once shared an office with the secretary of the Company Secretary. She once spent an afternoon in a foul mood because she'd had to type a letter firing someone because of their poor sickness record. The woman concerned had advanced cervical cancer.

Sun Tzu is alleged to have said, "If you see someone making a mistake, done stop them." Brenda was certainly making a mistake. Good on her getting arrested.

Worked at a theme park and a colleague was fired because he'd go on 'smoke breaks' or 'toilet breaks' and not come back, he would smoke in non-smoking areas and he would even stand inside ride areas, not in the ride booth because 'it was okay, you know me' which was definitely not allowed. He was not there for long at all.

@kettleshot6044

2 ай бұрын

Six flags?

@Icarus-Revival

2 ай бұрын

@@kettleshot6044 Nope, it was in the UK :)

Had two coworkers get fired at an old job because one of them was caught giving the other a blowie in the parking lot during morning break.

@mkman1

3 ай бұрын

Me and the boys before and after work be like

@KitKat10281

Ай бұрын

I mean, if they were on break... 😆 🤣 jk, guys! Jk!

The alcoholic machinist one is actually pretty sad. Alcohol can totally wreck your life so bad, and it's an addiction, though largely a societally approved one. Something probably happened that made him fall off the bandwagon again, and of course losing his job again and having to deal with all that probably made it worse for a while. I hope he gets the help he needs to really kick the addiction and keep himself away from alcohol in the future and straighten out his life.

Just an FYI, the word 'machinist' is pronounced machine-ist (ma-sheen-ist) that's what my dad did for work 😊

@A_Rose_From_Concrete

3 ай бұрын

I'm thinking because 'mechanic/ mechanist'

@Kimberly_Sparkles

2 ай бұрын

THANK YOU. I was shouting at my screen every time I heard it.

@christineatchley7303

2 ай бұрын

Thank you! That was killing me. 😂

@TracksWithDax

2 ай бұрын

That had me dyin 🤣🤣

@lasinnombre9190

2 ай бұрын

Did Hermione Granger wrote this?

Story 15: That's a defamation lawsuit. That would go poorly for him.

@wadedevinney9681

Ай бұрын

*Slander. Defamation is when something is published. Basically the same thing, although slander can be a bit harder to prove

fast-food location on a college campus so staff is mostly early 20's but sometimes have teenagers. this one high schooler was *special*, the only person in the 2 years i've been there to get fired. - he was half-black but looked white, and was saying the n-word at the counter well within earshot of customers. - the first friday night he worked he was clearly getting overwhelmed and complaining about the rush we were in, i went back and let the manager know we should probably put him on a prep task in the back before it got worse. i come back and he looks at me and loudly says "GOD I WISH I COULD FOCUS BUT THERE ARE ALL THESE SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN AROUND!" .... i proceed to look past the counter and the most risque people I can find are a couple girls in tank tops. - he asked me if i thought he could "pull a college girl"... i told him probably not. - he asked someone about if a coworker was single and was informed that she's a lesbian, he then says "UGH why is it ALWAYS THE GOOD ONES?" - final straw was right after we finished closing when he wanted to take home a gallon of milk for cereal the next day. the manager (who was also the assistant GM) told him no, he started screaming and cussing him out. this is the only time i've seen this guy get angry at someone and he told the rest of us to go home. he later said it took 40 minutes to get this kid calmed down, terminate him, and get the paperwork processed.

Brenda sounds like my old manager, especially the 45 minutes late with Starbucks and McDonalds

As a previous Kirby vacuum salesman I quit after a month. They forced me to wake up at 8am every morning and I wouldn't be home until 9pm. The only day we didn't work was Sunday. We'd go door to do selling Kirby and the promise was 10 percent commission with 525 every week thrown on top. Every week there was some problem with what I did that only BARELY gave me the commission (I sold 11 in that month) which wasn't much the first week. I was making less than minimum wage so I quit. When I asked about my last check which would have had about 500 dollars he just blocked me. I didn't even care, I just wanted to keep away from that backwater company. I have many more Kirby horror stories if anyone is interested lol

@user-mn9wc5ru5w

Ай бұрын

You should pursue that check just on principle. So it doesn't happen to others. I never let employers get away with breaking the law and violating employee rights, simply on principle even if it doesn't really affect me much directly

Story 5 is just sad, a guy who just needs support, but the boss can't offer it

@snake5solid

2 ай бұрын

He did, he gave the guy a job so he could get back on his feet.

@InfinteIdeas

2 ай бұрын

@@snake5solid I know, but what I mean is the guy needs people outside of work to help him

Am i the only one who thinks the he should have a podcast?

@HunterEklund-yr4wh

3 ай бұрын

Nope

@kendalldilelott8611

3 ай бұрын

Nah I agree

@BassGal92

3 ай бұрын

Everyone has podcasts nowadays.

@Indiegirlie

3 ай бұрын

I mean most people do have a podcast, but i thi k it would still be intresting

@KyleighLewis-fz6xi

3 ай бұрын

Yea

I owned a 7-11 in Chicago and an employee turned in his resignation 2 days before Christmas because he had to go to meet a friend for a week in New York. Reason for resigning was due to his choice for his mode of transportation in mid-winter: a bicycle

@rustyjones7908

2 ай бұрын

Godspeed is all I can say.

Story from my dad - he works in manufacturing, where they use special tools for their machines that come out of a sort of vending machine like system, tools start going missing, tool maker looks on EBay and finds a company selling tools, contact the seller, turns out it's an employee of the company my dad works for, the kicker? He used an email address that contained * his own name * for the ebay account and his name was the company name. Criminal Genius right there lmao

Dude, slow down please. I listen everyday while having my 4am coffee and can’t think fast enough until I get to the bottom of the cup. lol love the channel and keep up the great work!

The bathroom story for some reason reminded me, of day where I worked in pub. Boss told me to clean the bathroom, only for me to find there people making out and also inviting me ... yeah...

A new manager hired by the company we worked for. He stepped in with his new ideas, which included reusing the coffee grounds, not discarding stale food, not wasting our time with all that cleaning. Yep, he was coming in with new ideas. He seemed to also have the idea that staff were his personal attendants and that customers were his dating pool. The very icon of a person who has so much more money and family ties than he has competence in the workplace. We bit our lips and tried to make it work. The temptation to call him in was REAL. He was there for about a month; disappeared without comment and was never mentioned again. Money doesn't give you management or business skills. Wisdom is not passed on genetically.

That poor elderly lady :C

(TLDR at the end) When I worked at a pizza restaurant, we had 2 guys (S and J) get fired the same week for very obnoxious reasons. For context, S and J started working there at the same time and had only been there for a couple weeks. Neither were good at their job and no one really liked them, but we were short staffed so we took what we could get. One day that I was working as a server, we had about 8 different groups walk in within 5 minutes during the after-church lunch rush, on top of the couple tables that were already there. The other server, S, sat his tables in the front, and I sat mine in the back. As I was returning to the drink station after taking my customers' orders, his tables stopped me to ask where their server was and why he hadn't even given them menus, let alone taken their order. I asked S about this, and he said, "What tables?" I pointed to his tables, "Those tables right there in front." He again asked, "What tables??" I pulled out the table map, "These tables! The ones right in front that you can see from where we are standing right now!" This went back and forth a couple more times before he said, "Oh honey, you just don't know what you're doing! I'm not going to take this bullshit, fuck y'all!" He walked out, leaving me with around 10 relatively large tables to tend to by myself. I walked over to his boyfriend, J, and asked what his problem was, and this motherfucker says, "Oh, S is just in a bad mood today because he soiled himself when he got to work." S fucking pissed his pants at work, was handling people's food while having piss pants which is fucking disgusting, and took it out on me. He was fired when the GM was notified that he walked out. A few days later, J was also fired. He was training to be a shift manager, but we all knew that he wasn't fit for the job. He was so disorganized and basically refused to learn how to do any of the positions, which shift managers were required to learn in case we needed help. His shift started with him calling a very obviously female coworker, the shift manager who was training him that day, "sir," which on its own isn't too big a deal, mistakes happen. He was also being belligerent and rude to both customers and employees. Then we started noticing that he was slurring his speech and stumbling a bit. When he walked through the kitchen (i was working kitchen that day), you could see each cook cringe one by one as he passed because J smelled like he literally took a shower in vodka. The kitchen lead asked if we smelled it too to confirm his suspicion, and of course, we did. The kitchen lead went to the GM and told her what happened. He was fired and sent home on the spot. TLDR: S was fired for pissing his pants at work (a biohazard, especially when handling people's food) then getting mad at me and walking out because I asked him to do his job. A few days later, J was fired for being absolutely wasted at work and berrating both customers and employees.

I sucked at a bunch of things at my job and some people used to ask why my lazy ass never got fired. Well. Turns out I hold some patents for stuff in my industry and am the only person in Europe who can offer one very specific service for which my company charges a buttload. Having a very specific skillset can be quite useful.

2:15 What is a 'mechanist'? Did they mean 'machinist'?

@melissaroth4467

2 ай бұрын

Yep.

@JPOC226

2 ай бұрын

Ai reading?

@jstrahan2

2 ай бұрын

@@JPOC226: But the first time it was also spelled wrong.

@JPOC226

2 ай бұрын

@jstrahan2 didn't notice was listening while doing chores

@carbs_r_delish

2 ай бұрын

I think it was supposed to be mechanic

Im loving these job oriented stories ngl. Giving me a lot of perspective. Since Im just now finally physically healthy enough to work my first job (starting this week!), Ive had no exposure to the shit people gotta keep your eyes peeled for at one point or another lol

@NijutheWolf

3 ай бұрын

Really random and I don't know you, but man, first job? I'm honestly happy as hell for you.

@janemiettinen5176

3 ай бұрын

Good luck! Youre going to meet really great and really horrid peeps, just try to keep your cool with the latter (trash takes itself out, always). You got this!

@Tayl0r_

2 ай бұрын

@@NijutheWolf Thank you so much!❤️ It’s overwhelming as feck because Im 25, but I try not to think about it too much since it wasn’t laziness or incompetence that landed me in these circumstances lol.

@Tayl0r_

2 ай бұрын

@@janemiettinen5176 Thank you so much too!!❤️ Im excited to meet new people - people lead and ops manager seemed really cool at orientation. During orientation I got introduced to a fair amount of employees too. But those were the day or evening shift folks. It’s fairly easy for me to get along with most people. My anxiety is about remembering how to do things and asking for help😂

@NijutheWolf

2 ай бұрын

@@Tayl0r_ Absolutely! From my pov, no matter when you start a job, ESPECIALLY if it was with bad circumstances, that's so amazing!!

24:25 she's almost a cartoon villain lmfao

Remember kids, if you're going to steal from work, keep it to $499 max.

On story 15 about the narcissistic assistant manager -- narcissists don't really care about things the same way normal people do. It differs from narcissist to narcissist, but I would wager that this particular narcissist got his kicks from people feeling bad that he had to work for such a backwards thinking, horrible boss. It probably didn't matter to him whether the job went under or not -- why? Because it adds to his sob story either way. If the job continues, he has to keep working for this bigot. If the business goes under, oh woe is me, I'm out of work because no one wants to do business with a bigot, if only my boss had been a better person, I wouldn't be unemployed. When considering why a narcissist does what they do, you need to look for what benefit they get from their actions. A narcissist never does something that isn't directly for their benefit. If it doesn't look like they are getting something from an interaction, then they just aren't getting what most people would want from that same interaction. (source, was raised by a narcissist)

I had one guy I worked with that was such an idiot. We delivered food in a Hospital together. He would try to bring plates back into rotation that still had chunks of food, he would stock two rows of juice old one the left new on the right cause he is left handed. instead of FIFO. (First In First Out.) He would lie all the time. He said his year old daughter changed the password to his phone. and blamed his mom and daughter. and when I told home to take responsibility he said I did I bought a new one. He gave me a ride home one time and I had to try and give directions without talking or using my hands. and His last day he asked what NPO meant. and that is 6 months of work. we learn that on day one.

I love these vids. Awesome to hear some of these stories with the amazing voice acting. This channel is really underrated.👍

Have a very small family therapy practice. TLDR: Large multinational corp paid a women to try to run us into the ground. She only saw enough patients to not get fired and got really expensive trainning paid for by us....and left right after getting the commpleteing it. She went back to the multinational corp.

Amazing reading and extra commentary

6:58 :) I am not a stalker or creepy I am a "Man with an innate need to protect women"

There really are slow learners, stubborn slow learners.

That is taking personal matters into work

Mack-inist

"years ago, like in the 90s..."

Sabotaging your own business you work for is like keying your own car, just why?

@tengonadacluewhatsgutsprec1419

Ай бұрын

Man I used to work for a momNpop and those two were horrible to everyone especially customers, narcissistic to the extreme believing people would put up with it just because they're so awesome, plus they used the business as a weapon against eachother in their marriage! Smh, only good part about that job was watching karens get shut down by those jerks.

Was acting 2nd manager at the branch of an inventory company I worked for for several years. Had a really satisfying firing even if I wasn't the one directly responsible for the firing, had a worker who was notoriously lazy. Well one night our branch is helping out another branch in our downtime, and it's winter so he's wearing a stocking cap, well the store we're preforming an inventory for has a policy regarding hats. They call a friend of mine who was the one actually running the event to ask him to have the individual remove his hat, he call me on a radio since he's one of my employees not his, so I relay the message he's tells me (in much more colorful language) to get lost. I inform my friend that he won't remove the hat, he says ok if the store says something again we'll address it further. About an hour goes by sure enough the store makes another comment. My friend lets me know and I try asking again, he again tells me to get lost and he won't remove it for anyone. At this point I know there isn't anything more I can do, so I call my friend ask him to meet up with me to discuss not over the radio, explain the situation and explain with him being the person responsible for the event it would be better if he had the worker leave (which we both agreed would be the best solution). So my friend goes over to address the situation starting with asking him to remove the hat, worker goes on an absolute tirade, so when my friend tells him to clock out and leave the building the worker gets even more irate and starts threatening him. My friend gets his phone out and dials 911 and tells the employee to leave or the cops would be involved and they could remove him. Worker finally leaves while hurling more insults and threats including but not limited to claiming he had a firearm he was going to use against my friend. My friend has an email typed out to HR before he's even clocked out. The employee was perma banned from working for the company due to firearm threats. It was already a long enough story to get into further details as to why is was such a satisfying firing for me but let's just say I had history with this individual and he had been a thorn in my side trying to help run that team for a while, plus before I even started helping run the team I'd had problems with him.

Not me but my Dad working as Production Manager in a Chemical Factory, one guy refused to follow safety protocols, like Wearing hardhats and gloves. Was a really well paid job, but just refused to wear safety equipment

Story two if i heard that in real life i would be rolling on the floor laughing

This is great content to watch during work but MAN my algorithm is in shambles.

That last one was freaking stellar. 🖤🖤🖤

love this channel ❤

This needs to be on Spotify

A College in another nursing home i worked at was a nightshift Worker. He was fired for watching on the Nightshift Porn on the Computer of the Nursing Home.

The best one I can remember was this stoner that put every other stoner to shame him we worked in fruit and veg on first hire he would be on the shop floor for 5 minuets and be gone for the rest of the shift , when questioned he said he was taking a shit , he was fired with in 4 days as it kept happening ,

@rustyjones7908

2 ай бұрын

I've had all-day shits before

Just wanted to let you know, re: story 5 - it's pronounced "machine-ist". Thanks for the videos! 👍

the last one is CRAZYY

That drunk guy reminded me of what a relative deals with at a machine shop he works at. The company often ends the work day early in order to hold drinking parties, at the company, and some of those guys drive a reeeaaallly long way to get home. Well, a guy has already had 2 car crashes on his way home from these work drinking parties, and he lives the closest to the company out of all of them. The company has A LOT of screwy practices going on that make shit sense, they barely sell anything because its all screwed up from start to finish, everything that needs to go right goes wrong, and more than half of the people there don't know what the fuck they are doing even though it's their life long profession. Oh, and most of these guys are old, unhealthy, etc. so its not like they are young and stupid or anything like that, they have wives, kids, responsibilities that they've had for decades. Almost nobody ever gets fired though, in fact, the company just keeps hiring more of those nutso people. My relative doesn't drink with them though and he's one of the best guys there is, but he stays because he needs the job. You'd be surprised how many machining companys just suddenly go out of business, but not because they were like the company i just described. They just went bankrupt and stopped being able to pay their workers. So my relative has gone through a lot in that industry just because of all the shitty companies there are, im not even going to mention all the stories he's told me about workplace accidents and shit. (A quick summary is, people can indeed die from pure stupidity and equally stupid decisions that were done ON PURPOSE. It is not for the faint of heart. - Warning: gruesome ahead. - You think, oh you just have to program a computer, turn on this machine, follow these instructions, and repeat, it's so easy a child could do this stuff... until you have to pick out the body parts of your coworker from the machines, or watch a guy bleed out from losing his limbs because he slipped. The nicest one was a guy had a heartattack during a meeting and no one noticed because it happened so quick.)

I worked in an office and the FBI came in and arrested one of my coworkers. She never came back.

6:46 Cars fusing together

14:12 sounds like me, I’m a nerd and I like Pokémon

5:31 I think twist dude did all that on purpose to get some good listings or tried to get some suggestions for external storage

Anyone know what Roblox game is in the background? Good video

Lol Machinist pronounced that way is adorable

videi came out bit early today, nice

"Mackenist" lol

These remind me of the Office US. I love that show

I worked for Kirby,biggest scam ever!! I never even ended up getting paid cause the one sale I made I never even got paid for cause the commission check they wrote me bounced 😢Was not even worth pursuing in small claims court!

Just have to share, “machinist” is pronounced “machine-ist” because I haven’t seen anyone correct it. Otherwise good video! Love listening while at work haha

Is the background footage asseto corsa?

My first comment on one of your vids, but could we have some more positive video topics? Nice vid tho

Can someone answer what game is being played in this video?

Half of my work pc is games 😂 so far people at work don't care.

Why no blinker in the background video?

What game is this?

Assuming the average work PC is around 500gb, how the hell do you fill up that much space in just six weeks with nothing but porn?

6:20 more like “Incel” is not a protected class

Mackinist…

Dude crashes into cars so much in this game that he now crashes THROUGH them. No one harmed, not even the cars. Not ranking on him, as I'm just as bad if not worse. 😂🤣 Also, on story 18, fumbling around with my Pokémon cards to relieve anxiety. I feel called out lmao. If they mention Squishmallow in any of these stories, I'm out. Dead.

algorithm boost #1

Love those Makinests, you really need those mac fans at a tool and die shop. Is this AI audio or does he really not know how to pronounce machinest.

26:07 THE SHAD HE THROUGH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 rage shad

Machinist - pronounced machine-ist.

12:03 a nun?

algorithm boost #2

Hey um, the subtitles say nun instead of gun. I’m not upset or anything, I just wanted to let you know

The word is ma-sheen-ist (machinist) like the word machine not Mac-a nist 😆

Why so many work ones recently?

Whats the game called?

@idlegameplayer3756

2 ай бұрын

fortnite

70th my second worst:(

Machinist is pronounced ma-sheen-ist 👍🏻

The department of labour entertaining white knight incel protections is funny af

17:30 what the hell?!

Machinist is pronounced Mashinist

makinist really

"Scew helping him with his second bout of alcoholism! I'm firing him! Hope for the best!" Jerk.

@rustyjones7908

2 ай бұрын

No, helping a second time is just enabling.

@averagejoe455

2 ай бұрын

@@rustyjones7908 He didn't help him the first time and it was FIVE YEARS later.

@rustyjones7908

2 ай бұрын

@@averagejoe455 not even remotely his job, dude. Addicts will pull you down and there is literally nothing you can do as an outside entity to "fix" it.

@averagejoe455

2 ай бұрын

@@rustyjones7908 Ah. So you're heartless. Got it.

@alexfluffybum6812

2 ай бұрын

​@@rustyjones7908the world would be a genuinely better place without you in it.

Wait, story 16…guy showed up with a NUN and they both robbed him? WTF?

@beatricechan4716

2 ай бұрын

@@absynthegreene6529 Thank you. I guess I shouldn’t read these posts at 4:00 am.

@rustyjones7908

2 ай бұрын

The Catholic Church ain't playing no more...

ALMOST FIRST but i really like the stories

I think some of this is just bad upbringing..

Third!

algorithm #3

Can’t pronounce machinist??

39/38 minutes ago 👇 1 hour ganf and 2 hours gang

That's certainly one way to say "Machinest". Not a way in the english language, but hey, you do you It seems to me since you're literally reading stuff other's write on reddit that you would have the time to learn to pronounce words you didn't know Don't get me wrong, I am an avid watcher of this channel. Its just the mispronounced words are jarring