kzread.info/dash/bejne/pqiDr7RppaiaYso.html themusic

@dizzy_jump

Жыл бұрын

why is this video so goofy doe

@victor.novorski

Жыл бұрын

​@@dizzy_jumpbecause of the

@MatiNuva1724

Жыл бұрын

@@dizzy_jump the

@SlumberBear2k

Жыл бұрын

I LIKE THIS MELODY BUT AM DISAPPOINTED THAT IT CUTS SHORT.

@dizzy_jump

Жыл бұрын

@@SlumberBear2k 1. why all caps 2. thats the whole song

A borzoi walks into the bar, and the bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The borzoi, not understanding speech, merely pisses on the floor and leaves.

@jessicablack6664

Жыл бұрын

Love your joke, it’s quite accurate and still funny.

@kaknorii9213

Жыл бұрын

Just like me

@DrizzyB

Жыл бұрын

I fckin busted out laughing from this one😂😂

@anomaly_doopliss

Жыл бұрын

dead

@betrunkener_punk3782

Жыл бұрын

> Walks into a bar > Gets asked a question > Not understanding it because dog > Pisses on the floor > Refuses to elaborate further > Leaves

Imagine showing this video to an 18th century Russian horseman who used borzois to hunt wolves on the steppes

@timothyfinn3619

Жыл бұрын

They'd have a seizure from how advanced this is

@shanellemurrey9300

Жыл бұрын

@@timothyfinn3619 “BURN THE WITCH!”

@JacobKinsley

Жыл бұрын

They'd be like "yes"

@jockdouglass3824

Жыл бұрын

@@timothyfinn3619 "WHAT SORCEREY IS THIS?"

@cranburrey

Жыл бұрын

We'd all wake up smelling smoke and hearing a whole village chant "BURN THE WITCH, BURN THE WITCH"

this music is exactly what i imagine it to sound like in their heads at all times

@loramaxwell1456

8 ай бұрын

🤣I had a Lurcher years ago and this music was her brain for sure!

@Scobragon

3 ай бұрын

It's from a poker gambling machine, when you're trying to double your winnings.

@pennydreadful5217

3 ай бұрын

These comments are hilarious

@Moonlit_Snowflake

3 ай бұрын

You are wrong.... They are waiting for one of us to run....

One time my borzoi boy got excited when he saw a familiar dog on our walk and during his happy tap-dance he tangled his back legs on my other dog's leash and down he went while trying to spin around to untangle himself. The ditch next to us had a downward slope so while falling he naturally rolled on his back at the bottom and got stuck with his legs swinging in the air. Like the true drama llama he is, he started not howling, but *yelling* at full throttle (don't worry, he was physically fine - like said, he's a true theater major) and of course every person nearby turned to look because let me tell you, everybody inside a mile of us had to hear him loud and clear - I think my ears are still ringing years later. So there I stood in the ditch, hanging on to the ungodly long swinging wolverine paws trying to keep him still so I can untangle his legs from the leash (while he was struggling with it he just tangled it tighter), standing over this massive white screaming fur-monster - looking like I'm trying to pull some kind of polar bear/horse hybrid out of the depths of the ground. And I'm pretty sure some neighbors were about to call the cops on me - I don't blame them, it probably looked like I'm torturing the poor creature - when I finally got the leash untangled and just like that he shut up, stood up calmly, sassily shook himself and turned to look at me down his very long nose ''So what's the hold up mom, let's keep going.'' And I just awkwardly smiled at the onlookers ''see, he's fine, nothing wrong here'' and proceed to avoid that street for the next few years when taking a walk with him This is just one of the many memorable (often awkward) moments I have went through with this llama dude.

@___s___8071

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I thoroughly enjoyed that! You should be a writer!

@-o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o-

Жыл бұрын

@@___s___8071 thanks lol

@RifterDask

Жыл бұрын

One of mine screams at sirens. It is not a dog sound. One day the cops will be called. Which will make it worse.

@-o_o_o_o_o_o_o_o-

Жыл бұрын

@@RifterDask You should tell the cops to switch their sirens back on if they won't believe it's the dog otherwise 😂 My boy howls at sirens as well, thankfully not the scream of death but the actual howl option

@samara.morgan

Жыл бұрын

Awww, that's such a funny story!

The thriving borzoi community on KZread going strong as always

@ZephKin

Жыл бұрын

long bois

@icanbetrustidwithallofyour1049

Жыл бұрын

The Hose Goat Mafia will always thrive\

@Maria_Ikea

Жыл бұрын

we move our tall babies

@badgerdino

Жыл бұрын

@@ZephKin why did that translate to long wood-

@tiredofthis9945

Жыл бұрын

They’re vry nice long longs

I just love how borzois have become a meme. The was a long time coming.

@ryonalionthunder

Жыл бұрын

That was a bit on the nose.

@misterflibble6601

Жыл бұрын

@@ryonalionthunder That's the long and the short of it

@coochsnfr_3000

Жыл бұрын

this comment section is genius

@ecru_5819

Жыл бұрын

Lmao Lol.

@owinlaa

Жыл бұрын

Some of these were silken windhounds

0:05 "Identity theft is not a joke, Jim."

@Saiyan254

2 ай бұрын

Mk1 One Xbox vs Switch

The fact that these dogs were made too hunt wolves make them so much funnier

@bacicinvatteneaca

8 ай бұрын

Imagine being a wolf and you see this ungodly stretched abomination galloping at you That must be terrifying, like seeing a typical 👽 alien but it's armed with a kitchen knife and running to you while screaming

this was absolutely the of all time

@mikadosannoji553

Жыл бұрын

simply the when he the when he at the

@JJANS.

Жыл бұрын

Aaaaaa

@infamoussoapconsumer3870

Жыл бұрын

the it the it the it the it the it the it

@quakeknight9680

Жыл бұрын

This is when the he does the the

@Savagecabbage5158

Жыл бұрын

@@JJANS.Translate to English

The internet collectively agrees that Borzois share half a braincell and we love them for it

@poisonrozzie

Жыл бұрын

Kind of like orange cats?

@Shifsabre

Жыл бұрын

All hounds do. Just look at Kermit

@RonanNotRyan

Жыл бұрын

@@poisonrozzie Orange cats 🤝 borzois sharing one brain cell

@Pinkgatesoftorii

Жыл бұрын

They look goofy as hell tho 💀

@mizuki2560

Жыл бұрын

@@Pinkgatesoftorii they do, but since these guys were made to hunt wolves, they were practically the skinwalkers to wolves

My grandpa had a borzoi, i dont remember his name well since he had a very long name but he liked classical music and only listened to when being talked in Russian. My grandpa used to sing/hum an old russian lullaby to me and the dog would come running into the room to listen.

These dogs look like they walked straight out of a Ghibli movie.

Have you ever stopped to think about the inner lives of dogs? While they may not have the ability to speak or express themselves in the same way that humans do, it's clear that they have their own unique thoughts, feelings, and behaviors. One can't help but wonder what goes on inside the

@Euroblitz

Жыл бұрын

I think there's not inside their heads other than long thoughts.

@cobb_wall

Жыл бұрын

Mr. corny out here

@majorgaming5174

Жыл бұрын

Borzois have the ability to speak

@attractivegd9531

Жыл бұрын

inside the? 🤔

@shiytp

Жыл бұрын

@@attractivegd9531 the

0:35 Harbinger of Chaos 0:39 Keeper of Peace

@liluminati9791

Жыл бұрын

0:14 Vessel of The Frenzied Flame

@FriskyBitch

Жыл бұрын

@@liluminati9791 Dear God...

@Toasterhonk792

Жыл бұрын

0:48 truth

@Gabe_V

Жыл бұрын

0:05 The Puppeter

@Bartender22

Жыл бұрын

0:31 the muncher of souls

2008: „nooooo KZread is not for slideshows“ 2023:

I remember listening to this quietly so I barely heard the instruments, and this poorly looping, it somehow gave me a sense of fear and nervousness that I couldn't describe. Like the music was a trick and something was planned or something

@Cajek2

Жыл бұрын

Listen, I don’t want to make you more nervous but the

@yourguysnow2783

Жыл бұрын

@@Cajek2 i liked this comment

@Cajek2

Жыл бұрын

@@yourguysnow2783 hey bud I liked YOUR comments: both of em 😀

@lotus_flower2001

Жыл бұрын

Anyone know the song name?

@screamsinrussian5773

Жыл бұрын

it approaches your location

These dogs look like you downloaded custom sliders for Sims 3 with the pets expansion then gave them weird proportions for fun. like made them exaggeratedly tall and slim then stretched their snouts like a damn anteater.

@Joosher56

Жыл бұрын

For some reason I read this as “stretched their souls”

@bensoncheung2801

Жыл бұрын

333 👍

@slayeroffurries1115

Жыл бұрын

Borzoi are actually one of the purer dog breeds we have today

@pinkfurret6245

Жыл бұрын

@@slayeroffurries1115 Pure breeds are usually inbred

@SunnyPopsicles

Жыл бұрын

@@slayeroffurries1115 give me more examples, I'm curious

I'm 100% convinced that Borzois are magical whimsical mythical creatures

@WeeWeeJumbo

Жыл бұрын

Notice you never saw this “breed” until after the age of Photoshop. Wake up sheeple

@gasterthemaster6490

Жыл бұрын

@@WeeWeeJumbo you said "sheeple" unironically... if that was a joke it wasn't funny, if it was true go and search a video of this breed. You'll find out that they're not fake, in fact I have seen them.

@danjudex2475

Жыл бұрын

Until they see a “nanny dog”. Then they become demons.

@trohnjon7944

Жыл бұрын

@@gasterthemaster6490 why is the younger generation already on here

@gasterthemaster6490

Жыл бұрын

@@trohnjon7944 are you talking about me or @WeeWeeJumbo? Because I'm not that young, even if I don't want to say my age outright.

🎵didn’t i do it for you. 🎶 🎵didn’t I do it for you. 🎶 🎵 when all I do is for you. 🎵 🎶 Kermiek. 🎵

@stunseedordeesnuts

Жыл бұрын

naw 🎵the banger in this video🎶

@premuimincognito7115

Жыл бұрын

@@stunseedordeesnuts ray tuplausmusiikki ❤

In the age of the internet, where every click of the mouse can lead to unimaginable discoveries, a chance encounter with a low-quality montage of Borzois set to the backdrop of video game music became the catalyst for a profound and enduring transformation in my life. This unexpected rendezvous took place during one of my late-night internet escapades, a digital journey of distraction from the routines of the day. As I mindlessly scrolled through the infinite ocean of online content, I happened upon a video featuring Borzois, Russian wolfhounds of exceptional grace and beauty. The video, however, was far from being a polished masterpiece. Instead, it seemed to be cobbled together with a mix of seemingly random clips, offering no pretense of high production quality. The Borzois, though, were a sight to behold. Their elegant and carefree prancing was a dance of joy and elegance, and their long, flowing coats caught the light in a way that added an ethereal quality to the scene. The unexpected element that added a touch of magic to this video was the use of video game music as the accompanying soundtrack. The familiar tunes, taken from beloved video game series, lent an air of nostalgia and adventure to the Borzois' playfulness. The interplay of the Borzois' simple joy and the beloved video game music struck a chord deep within me. It was as if these magnificent creatures were dancing to the rhythms of a fantastical world, defying the confines of reality. This juxtaposition of the ordinary and the extraordinary was profoundly captivating. I was captivated by the idea that life, in all its simplicity, could be infused with enchantment and wonder. As days turned into weeks, the low-quality Borzoi montage and its video game music score became a ritual in my daily life. The raw and unfiltered nature of the video only heightened its charm, emphasizing that the ordinary could be just as beautiful as the extraordinary. The Borzois, through their unrestrained merriment, reminded me that every moment, no matter how trivial, held the potential for extraordinary beauty. The choice of video game music was another layer of significance. These melodies, once the backdrop to countless digital adventures and epic quests, now served as the soundtrack to the Borzois' graceful play. It brought back memories of exploration, triumph, and the resilience required to overcome life's challenges. These melodies sparked a reimagining of my life as a grand adventure, with hurdles to overcome and mysteries to solve. As my attachment to the Borzois and their joy-filled escapades deepened, so did my appreciation for video game music. I found myself exploring the full range of compositions from the video game series featured in the montage. These seemingly simple tunes revealed themselves to be profound works of art, filled with emotion and depth. They conveyed stories and sentiments that resonated with my own journey. The impact of this unassuming video was not confined to my personal enjoyment. It ignited a creative spark within me, and I began to explore video game music as a form of artistic expression. I started composing my own melodies, each telling a story of adventure, exploration, and the pursuit of dreams. The Borzois had unknowingly become my muse, inspiring me to weave tales through music. This newfound creativity led me to explore other forms of artistic expression. I ventured into the world of visual arts and literature, all inspired by the Borzois' carefree joy and the music that accompanied them. My circle of creative friends expanded, and I found myself collaborating on various projects that celebrated the intersection of art and life. In a symbolic gesture of embracing adventure and beauty in the ordinary, I adopted a Borzoi of my own, naming him 'Atlas' as an ode to the video game world that had brought so much inspiration into my life. Atlas became a loyal companion, a reminder that life was meant to be a grand adventure filled with love, laughter, and unexpected moments of magic. The low-quality montage of Borzois and video game music served as an unlikely catalyst for a profound transformation in my life. It taught me to see the extraordinary in the ordinary, to infuse my daily life with the magic of my passions and dreams, and to embrace the spirit of adventure. It was a reminder that inspiration can emerge from the most unexpected sources, and that the digital realm is a treasure trove of opportunities waiting to be discovered. In a world where we are often overwhelmed by the sheer volume of online content, this humble video stood out as a testament to the power of simplicity, the ability of the unpretentious to inspire, and the hidden magic in the everyday. It left an indelible mark, forever altering the course of my life and reminding me that beauty and inspiration can be found where you least expect them.

@stihia2002

3 ай бұрын

Оо! Этот замечательный комментарий похож на начало книги о магии, творчестве и волшебстве

If the "Important videos" playlist got a sequel, this video would definitely be in there

@plodaerte

Жыл бұрын

bro this should be made

@BelaCoxinha

Жыл бұрын

I Will do this

@MASTEROFEVIL

Жыл бұрын

300th like

@trafficconememes331

Жыл бұрын

it still gets updated

it was the of times, it was the of times, it was the of wisdom, it was the of foolishness, it was the of belief, it was the of incredulity, it was the of light, it was the of darkness, it was the of hope, it was the of despair.

@level_breaded5364

Жыл бұрын

The of two cities

@obviouslykaleb7998

Жыл бұрын

The of the rings, Fellowship of the The of the rings, the towers The of the rings, return of the

@boomervergil1328

Жыл бұрын

the dark soul

@onazram1

Жыл бұрын

The of whom writes long and stacked the comments..

@bensoncheung2801

Жыл бұрын

666th 👍 5th 💬

I love how the first one is just dreaming of being fishe

0:00 Logan Paul be like: Humm, yes... million dollar art

@certifiedautist5387

Жыл бұрын

It really do be though

0:17 The fact that the loop isn't seamless just makes me laugh every time for some reason.

@MV.

Жыл бұрын

Same

@MASTEROFEVIL

Жыл бұрын

200th like

@yourguysnow2783

Жыл бұрын

It made me scared somehow

@BernardoPatino

Жыл бұрын

It's sounds kinda retro to me at this point, reminiscent of flash games or something I guess

@meechmushrooms

Жыл бұрын

@Bernardo Patiño ⚠️🚨 *"y o u a r e t r y i n g t o v i e w F l a s h c o n t e n t, b u t y o u h a v e n o F l a s h p l u g - i n i n s t a l l e d"*

I like how it starts and ends with the doggo thinking about being a fish 🐟

@mikadosannoji553

Жыл бұрын

this horse is literally me

@shanellemurrey9300

Жыл бұрын

We go full fish

Ah yes, the Russian armor-piercing fur missile.

I was in Egypt and the borzoi back in Michigan smelled the pie I was baking. Makes sense since his nose was only a few miles away.

The anteater's tongue is covered with thousands of tiny hooks called filiform papillae which are used to hold the insects together with large amounts of saliva. Swallowing and the movement of the tongue are aided by side-to-side movements of the jaws. The tongue is attached to the sternum and moves very quickly, flicking 150 times per minute. The anteater's stomach, similar to a bird's gizzard, has hardened folds and uses strong contractions to grind the insects, a digestive process assisted by small amounts of ingested sand and dirt.

@heydesiree

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your contribution 🙏🏼

@Toasterhonk792

Жыл бұрын

Ok

@Axcyantol

Жыл бұрын

he eats ants

@cooldogdogecoolplay8daysag489

Жыл бұрын

Omg it’s the real Bart Simpson

“You’re twice the ‘the’ he ever was.” - Bender

I really like the part where the first and last borzois were thinking of becoming a borzoi fish 🐟.

i love how done with it every borzoi looks.

This is definitely the

@Phill_andhissmallgang

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it's the best the

@niuniujunwashere

Жыл бұрын

True wish we could have more the

@meechmushrooms

Жыл бұрын

of all time

@_Killkor

Жыл бұрын

simply the

@SunnyPopsicles

Жыл бұрын

Simply marvelous, the

oh my gosh!!!!!!!! i absolutely love the

It's the slight delay in the music between loops that gets me

These doggies are so cute! I love how silly they look 😊

i like the

@Phill_andhissmallgang

Жыл бұрын

Same with the?

@emily99

Жыл бұрын

@@Phill_andhissmallgang th

@vadernation1233

Жыл бұрын

me too

this most certainly was the

Very wonderful dog 🐕 me like that dog 🐕 😀

Borzois look like that happens when someone who's only seen a dog once in 20 years tries to draw a dog from memory, and i love that

Ah yes, the Renaissance sneef snorf horse in all its beauty. Truly a magnificent creature

wait til you see the

@lyre6820

Жыл бұрын

Cat moment

@ikhaniccats

Жыл бұрын

@@lyre6820 meow

@Cat-yx7xc

Жыл бұрын

Niw

Honestly if the music and pictures kept going I could probably watch this for hours, ngl lmao

I like that the image the video starts and ends with are the same concept. Given how the song ends, it makes for a weirdly cohesive loop.

this really was the

О боже, какое информативное видео. Я просмотрел его 300 раз и показал всей своей семье. Все были в неописуемом восторге. Спасибо автору видео, желаю ему удачи, счастья и здоровья.

@Cajek2

Жыл бұрын

The

@Elevators_gang

Жыл бұрын

Первая борзая из видео m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/qHipq6qqeZrWYNY.html

@delta9584

Жыл бұрын

The

@anastasiaalimova5452

Жыл бұрын

The

@kawasakinakamura2881

Жыл бұрын

The

i just sent this to my dad with 0 context

I would love to have a dog like these. They are so cute.

0:00 and 0:49 are actually a great representation of constructivism - the borzoi is lying / sitting in the bathtub, like a fish, but the dog likely doesn't even know what a fish is, so you try to explain it to him, detailing the oval shape and the fins. The borzoi then forms this image of a fish because that is how his knowledge and past experiences influence the construction of a completely new information to his reality in his mind. For all he knows, his imagination might be right and that is his truth and his reality at that moment. If he ever sees a real fish, his reality might change, or he might even prefer his own image of a fish over his perception of what it's actually like.

As a borzoi owner i ring this funny and true

@mysteryman6918

Жыл бұрын

What’s its name

@beenguy5887

Жыл бұрын

strokin my borzoi

@mysteryman6918

Жыл бұрын

@@beenguy5887 lording till I foog

imagine aliens extracting the fossils of these dog skulls and trying to guess what they looked like alive

Sneep snorp

Truly one of the

@Phill_andhissmallgang

Жыл бұрын

The

this genuinely just helped me calm down from an awful mental breakdown, thanks man 👍

@sirrealism7300

Жыл бұрын

Starting a sentence with genuinely is a sign that you don't have much to actually say.

@Spielzeug-Essen

Жыл бұрын

@@sirrealism7300 what do you mean by that lmao? i wanted it to be clear that i wasnt joking 👍

@empschilde

Жыл бұрын

HOW CAN I MAKE THIS ABOUT ME

@Spielzeug-Essen

Жыл бұрын

@@empschilde what the fuck? i wanted the person to know that they helped me? what is up with the people in this comment section LMAO this is just a cute video that helped me!

@weediestbroom

Жыл бұрын

@@empschilde haha says one of Fulgrim's sons!?

The cutest anteater i have ever seen

The sock puppet was a good resemblance 😂👌❤️

0:44 really gets me 😂

Some pugs just called they said they want some of that stolen snout length back

I like to think that Borzois are completly hipothetical

Ah Borzois, what you'd get if you put a dog into a taffy puller.

A few weeks (if not months) ago my boyfriend told me about borzois and how much he liked them, and ever since then I’ve been blessed with more and more borzoi videos (also I barely found out borzois existed after he told me lol)

RAY tuplausmusiikki 5/5

@lrclouder8088

Жыл бұрын

What

@nodical802

Жыл бұрын

@@lrclouder8088 RAY tuplausmusiikki 5/5

@lrclouder8088

Жыл бұрын

@@nodical802 “RAY doubling-music 5/5” ???

@DevKoDec

Жыл бұрын

Häh

@PikseliASMR

Жыл бұрын

@@lrclouder8088 yes

The snoots on these dogs are delightfully absurd. I love the dogs.

Human: designs dogs with long snout. Also human: Lol 👉

i love these dogs they just look so weird and silly i wnat one

It's amazing how similar in looks these anteaters and horses are, remarkable

I refuse to believe these things are used to hunt wolves.

I’m convinced God had a stroke when he made borzois.

Bro that song was too good that I couldn’t even pay attention to the dogs! Or were they cats? I wasn’t paying attention.

@w33by0

Жыл бұрын

i believe those are horses

@sabaaras

Жыл бұрын

weren't they geese..?

@LudiusQuassas

Жыл бұрын

Nobody knows what a borzoi is anyways.

@MrTeddy12397

Жыл бұрын

the

@carrie00

Жыл бұрын

it’s the

I’m convinced that they’re just oversized anteaters.

They look like the Clangers. The music suits the way they look.

Wonderful, Beautiful, Majestic, Life changing video 10/10

The of all time

Lovely! This is so calming, it makes me feel wonderful looking at this after a mental breakdown.

@Blue_Speedster1991

Жыл бұрын

The.

They became my favorite breed of dogs since I first saw them.

Esto es hermoso.

I can't believe this video isn't at least 10 years old.

Never forget the

0:43 reminds me of the shadow guy from full metal alchemist

I love that the most replayed part of this is the beginning meaning everyone watched it and started over. Make it into an 8 hour loop pls

@addiewest6070

Жыл бұрын

Put it on loop for 8 hours or more there you go

Bro, 0:31 had me in tears. Mad respect.

this is the best slideshow presentation ive ever been shown

I love this creature. The banzai.

This song is pure gasoline.

we came full circle, im touched

I love it, это просто потрясающе, я жила ради этого видео

@screamsinrussian5773

Жыл бұрын

носопесик :^)

this was actually the first borzoi dog video I’ve seen, and I still rlly love it lol

They are just SO dang cute and derpy looking! 😍

This feels like it was uploaded in 2008.

Where hath thou accquired such an earworm of a tune?

@buffgoji2986

Жыл бұрын

Your mom

@Snapphat

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/i4Sp3JiqhJa9mMo.html

@stacieball977

Жыл бұрын

😆 I love the term “earworm” and use it when I curse someone with such a tune. I often follow it with “Yer welcome.”

@stacieball977

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@@buffgoji2986 This is the one smarta$$ response that makes me laugh every time. 😂 It is the least insulting of all all the comebacks, in my opinion. Not sure why…

@Cenmeow

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it's in the pinned comment

A masterpiece worthy of a viewing in MoMA

Many years ago, this dog was used for hunting. Now, this dog is used for comical memes.

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This was in fact the

"What breed of dog do you have?" "Bloodborne boss"

A moment of silence for those who will never see this in their recommended

This just explains why I love afghan hounds 😭

@wawawawawawawawawawawawawaw

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how dare you this is a borzoi 😡😡😡 before anyone gets pissed I’m joking 💀

@RadRio

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@@wawawawawawawawawawawawawaw YES YES BORZOI AM SORRY 😔

Truly, a Zabloing Moment

Aww it's a fluffy greyhound! ❤