If you pay attention you will see that familiar names, Archaix veterans, are not triggered. All the confused, triggered and negative-Nancy comments are from new names to the channel. Published 2016, 4 years before Covid and 24 years before the solar anomaly of the Phoenix phenomenon and the return of the gigantic insects of the Vapor Canopy. They didn't get their info from me, I was STILL in prison.

@pixiness71

4 ай бұрын

Jason, this book was the Best fun in our house today, although we caught All the info relevant to our group It was Still Hysterically funny listening to you reading it. I’ve ordered it from eBay to add to our wee collection 😊

@hannahgallagher2289

4 ай бұрын

I heard about this book, this is a soft disclosure that’s sad but funny . Thank you as always Jason, always look forward to your videos! Give dawn a hug for me 😊

@fractalofathena2178

4 ай бұрын

Well that was harrowing and hilarious at the same time! Good read, Jason! Being somewhat of an Archaix veteran now, I’m sure my reaction would have been different many years ago. Thanks for sharing this creepy little gem🙏😜❤

@shantishanti1949

4 ай бұрын

Exotic unheard of FUNGUS is spreading amongst tiny hat invasion force on ground in Palestine as we see diseases spread. Just post ed last 24 hrs credible George Galloway YT Apocalypse. He had no idea the connection to your reading - it’s just happening they are getting sick from an unknown fungus. !!

@ameliagraceelliott

4 ай бұрын

Well I guess I'm a negative Nancy- I've just looked through other comments and note that other people are 'translating' the story. I listened at face value as I am used to being able to do with you. When I listen to you I'm expecting facts so wasn't in cryptic thinking mode and could not understand why you were reading a 'fairy' story. Sorry for negative comment, I was taken by surprise that's all.

Books for adults written at a child’s level. Bizarre if the larger meaning isn’t understood. 😮 Thanks, Jason!

Hey, Jason. I've been hearing so many New ideas from my Husband who's been reading your books, that now I'm listening to your podcasts more intentionally.... Many things are beginning to make sense. Thank You for digging & searching for answers about the world we live in. My mind is blown open.

You had me at smart phones. Love it! A much needed break from the doom.

The vapor canopy, the phoenix, psyops, how to phase out, mark and John on the sun and checking the window(Jesus), the elites hideouts, even a lil shot at the many who won't take an ear to hear even when there's a whole box of em free, and more all without saying a word of any of it. Now THAT guy can write. 👏👏👏

@fractalofathena2178

4 ай бұрын

Yes! Lots of double meanings! I picked up on that, too!😆👍

@garethpiotrowski317

4 ай бұрын

Incredible. But with the eyes to see its also confirmation!

@Mrsboncouer

4 ай бұрын

Honestly, thank you for that...I've never been good at reading tween the lines....the big of ears...not sure I would have put that together...tho I did think it curious🤔

This is the bed time story for those who don’t plan on sleeping 😲🤣 Love it Jason!!!

@Avtr44

4 ай бұрын

The purge!

@dick_richards

4 ай бұрын

Lol😂

@kimberlylovato6426

4 ай бұрын

I’m ready for my bedtime story too! ;)

@elsfane

4 ай бұрын

I never heard of that book.

@deltadawn679

4 ай бұрын

@@elsfaneYou can find the old original Ladybird books still. This newer one, is available on Amazon, along with many others in the adult series.

I learned to read exclusively from Ladybird books at an infant and junior christian school in London as a young child. Apart from illustrated bibles there were no other books used in class. I had a full collection from the 60s & 70s until I gave them away in the 90s. In hindsight not my smartest ever move 😆 BLISS_ings awesome errants who may be reading this. ONE_LOVE

@earthman4020

4 ай бұрын

Blissings to you, too! Great conversion of bless (B Less).

@whole_isticmedia

4 ай бұрын

@@earthman4020 🙏

I think this is intended to be comedy. On the other hand I work in retail and there are many days I actually feel that I am in a Zombie Apocalypse 😢

@marcusgotts2938

4 ай бұрын

I believe you are right. I just drove through my local town and it was literally like the zombie comedy film saun of the dead...

@B.b.b...

4 ай бұрын

@@marcusgotts2938 only zombie movie I liked and could sit through! 🤣🤣🤣

@fractalofathena2178

4 ай бұрын

@@B.b.b...I agree! My son introduced me to Shaun of the Dead . I don’t normally love zombie movies but that one had us in tears! 😂👍

@Mrsboncouer

4 ай бұрын

Bahahaha....must be why the aliens went to Miami mall😂

@Mrsboncouer

4 ай бұрын

Smart phones in the 50s and 60s?

Holy shit, this is happening currently! If I wasn’t working at a cultural center, I wouldn’t be in public to the extent I am. I don’t know how most drive themselves to our location. It’s the jab and they are declining faster than last year. They don’t even know what’s happening to them. This book is insane, accurate. Had to add also including DEW in the book (beams) 😳

When the zombie apocalypse comes I just hope everybody has fun

@1e0s

4 ай бұрын

we@re already in it!!!

@Tralalalalalalala107

4 ай бұрын

And im loving it🌚🌝 i like to see a cartoon give birth to a new cartoon & then see if it will make it on it's own⚡

@CoryHobbs2178

4 ай бұрын

@@1e0s very true 😂

@Phero18eighty

2 ай бұрын

Mrna..human genome..The right dna sequence 🧟‍♂️

One page literally described a whole scene from the TV show the walking dead. It talks about smart phones and not knowing anyone's number. How true is that??? Amd the page with the darkening sun wow! Great find in that book Jason!

A parody attempting to make us laugh, cry, and think all at the very same time. Mission accomplished. 😆 Great story.

And now you know the real power of a English Cricket 🏏 bat

LOL, that's one I haven't seen. I have 3 of those Ladybird books; How it works - The Mum, How it works - The Wife and The Shed. All of them have hidden gems. Great satire 😘

Funniest thing I've heard since "safe and effective"! Thanks, I needed that.

"...he cannot remember anyone's number because he usually uses a smart-phone." 🤣 You can't make this sh%t up!!

@amyh.b.khalil8519

4 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅💯💯

@facediaper09

4 ай бұрын

I finally made an old school updated black book with addresses and phone numbers of all the important people.

@DifferentSage

4 ай бұрын

@@facediaper09I did too. I realized I needed to one time when my phone died and I had no charger and no way to call anyone because I didn’t know anybody’s number but my own. Lol

@-ananda-

4 ай бұрын

O porque tiene el sistema neuronal atrofiado debido a las 💉💉💉🩸

That toilet paper thing was too funny!

So this is what I woke up to on Sunday morning and read after my Bible. Enlightening. On other channels people wax on about how they're waiting for their Gesara/Nesara fantasy pot of gold from Trump. I'm over here like getting it real from Jason & errants. I love ya'll, have a fantastic day!

Its already upon us, they're everywhere. The end..😂

The series is, indeed, meant to be whimsical.

Did I just listen to future events or a book of old... Wow that was amazing!!! Thanks Jason..

@cosmicwarriors206

4 ай бұрын

Is 2016 an old book?

Some will forever be lost from this.

Zombies really liked the shopping center in Miami recently 😉 191 cop cars answered, curious to see what lies they tell us about this one 😉

@B.b.b...

4 ай бұрын

They sounded like predators, disappearing then reappearing closer...but zombies, aliens, demons, all on the same team.

@deltadawn679

4 ай бұрын

@@B.b.b... Did you see any actual footage?

@deltadawn679

4 ай бұрын

@@Terkinstein Right on!!!!

@deltadawn679

4 ай бұрын

@@Terkinstein I’ll be watching for your reply😉

@B.b.b...

4 ай бұрын

@@deltadawn679 no, I just heard a young man who was at Footlocker in the mall describe seeing people in the mall running in fear, he said "even fat people and old ladies" so he and his friends just started running too. He's the one who described seeing 8 foot tall beings like dark shadows or turning into dark shadows then disappearing and reappearing closer. I think it was on the Doc Rich channel, because Rich laughed at that, and as he and the young man were black, he said that's what you do in the hood when something sketchy starts up, you don't stop to take pictures, you just get out of there! Rich is out of the hood, has a beautiful family, but he started out there and knows how it is.

Now, that's a story hour to my taste. Thanks for the fun, Jason! And who saw the last line on page #1 at 1:30: Printed in England. If wet, Italy. 😜

@Cyber_Kriss

4 ай бұрын

I did... found that pretty funny, even if it should be the opposite. Rains in England more than in Italy.

@kaptainkrampus2856

4 ай бұрын

@@Cyber_KrissOf course it does. Guess one has to be British to understand the joke in its entirety ...

@Hermes-Quadmegistus

Ай бұрын

It is a reference to admiralty law and the Vatican......If read in Italy to be taken literally as we are under the cestiu que vie Act 1666 where all men and women are declared dead and lost at sea beyond the sea. Using all caps= capstones. Your corporate self is dead by admiralty law the law of water. ie zombies, the living dead.

I nearly gagged on my lentil soup.. Such precious tid bits of knowledge! Thanks Jason, your a champ ❤

I’ve never heard of Ladybird books.

Nice story, sounds familiar, I was just watching. Tetris documentary, the colors of each level are different until level 138, it glitches out and starts feeding off the outside codes, crazy eh

@fractalofathena2178

4 ай бұрын

That’s a trip !

@nickmonk7945

4 ай бұрын

I just watched that too

It’s funny how I look for exits and calculate the many different ways zombies could get in wherever I go. My son is always putting things up for “just in case” a zombie apocalypse happens. We have our weapons on the ready. My husband has made spikes, swords, long knives, armor and such in his homemade forge. We are prepared for when it comes.

@bungarraoz254

4 ай бұрын

Situational awareness is a must have in these times, good for you. I also, have been preparing for a long time now.

@-ananda-

4 ай бұрын

Puedo pedirle unas cuantas??, aquí en Spain ya empiezan los primeros síntomas de zombis Un absoluto peligro en carretera ya que sus reacciones al volante son impredecibles

True we see tons of zombys just from watchin the news

A little gain of function on rabies and mange could cause a zombie apocalypse. You can be assured the technology is there already.

@Cyber_Kriss

4 ай бұрын

Of course it is... "they" are just waiting for the orders to be given.

Never seen a work of fiction get so many knickers twisted lol

I am laughing so much at this that Actual Tears are running down my face, my son has just bought it on eBay for me as I’ve laughed so much. Thank you 😂😂😂😂 Mum and The camping Mallet had me roaring 😂

@pixiness71

4 ай бұрын

@@hanginlaundry360 Yes, my son is 10 and went on eBay and got it for me for £2.50 with free postage. I have laughed all day at this story, 😂 In fact I’ve just seen o N a Amazon that it’s part of a 22 book collection of Ladybird books for Adults, I’m going to see if I can get the set. 😂

@pixiness71

4 ай бұрын

@@hanginlaundry360i went on eBay and looked up the series. I ordered as many in the set as I could see. 😂

Fear distract us from the fundamental, Love no fear.💜

This made my day, perhaps even my year. Reading between the lines is a life skill. I ordered a copy of the book to add to my collection. Happy 2024 fellow errants 💖

That was a good little read and thanks to your work we can read between the lines. ❤️

Machette is Ready! Blessings, Love, Strength, Vitality, and Energy i send to all. Truth, forgiveness, (surrounded in) Love is my Trinity!

So sweet! Thank you 😊

Excellent :) the artwork was always more powerful than the actual story for me.. when i was one of the little people... many moons ago :) and the pictures on the front of Airfix boxes.

HOLY FXXX..NO WORDS FROM JASON..OH OH THIS IS SERIOUS..I SUGGEST YOU ALL CALL IN❤❤❤ PALDEN LHAMO AND REQUEST EMPOWERMENT

btw folks, its one of those gift books from Waterstones book shop here in uk.... so satire / parody , i had it and also worked in the shop that sells them! please dont be fooled!

@Archaix138

4 ай бұрын

Lol. Give me a break. Of course it's parody

@jasoncarson369

4 ай бұрын

Of course it's parody... it mentions a smart phone and broadband 😂 Thanks for the warning inspector gadget 😂

Smart phone,last roll of toilet paper… ohmyenki

Never heard of a Ladt Bird book series. I wasn't born until 1953.

Big blue cities have been overrun by the walking dead & Karen’s for years 🧟‍♀️

@Wendy-op3bu

4 ай бұрын

Lol 😂

@jensherman2771

4 ай бұрын

It’s so funny they have chosen ‘Karen’ as the word they use for those grouchy women! Doesn’t Karen mean truth or something like that. I laugh every time I hear someone calling someone else a Karen. Lol💛

😂.. This was ridiculously good...a VERY modern infusion in a.retro style...

I did not remember until I started watching this video. I had a "dream" premonition that within the next 9 months there is going to be a solar flare. I understood that it was going to be big enough to freak people out but that it was necessary to awaken more people. I have often wondered if some of this history did not happen in our timeline. The Mandela Effect brought it here.

It is weird that I remember reading books like this🤯🐘⚖

Can't wait to absorb this. Feels good to be back. Now to catch up. Much love bro! Happy New Year! Onward and Upward!

Just to add to my previous comment, I remember when those AI pictures of pyramids in the arctic were all over the internet and everyone was taking them as fact and using them on their channels just to have to go back and retract them later. I got the impression that this book was written in the 50-60’s ! just double check , I have hundreds of your videos under my belt some of them multiple times , keep up the great work ❤

loved this was brought up on Ladybird books. printed in Loughborough Leicestershire my home county,know it well.

@eskimocommotion4965

4 ай бұрын

May not be true though. If you read the bottom of that page it says if wet Italy. JS.

The Ladybird book range,,, I remember them well, Roger Red Hat, Billy Blue Hat, Janet, and John,,, they were specifically designed to program the reader into a divisive mental state from a young age...

Definitely a very interesting book.. 👀 Thanks for sharing this mate!

Woah Jason that was wild!

Sweet!!!!

Wow! So many clues….eye opener 👁

Thanks Jason 🙏🏼 I’ve been waiting for the zombie apocalypse since the 90’s. Everyone who knows me knows this 😂 I ain’t making none of those movie mistakes 🧟‍♀️ I am going to survive all of dat me like! 👍🏻 Grew up near Porton Down mind 😮

@jensherman2771

4 ай бұрын

Me too! Zombies don’t stand a chance! Even my rounds are neon green and marketed to get the zombies! 💛

thank you Jason

Zombie apocalypse. A human without free will isn’t human .

Cleaver Cleaver Cleaver 👏👏

Jayson you are really growing into your channel man its great🎉

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@ModernPict

4 ай бұрын

btw its one of those gift books from Waterstones book shop here in uk.... so satire / parody , i had it and also worked in the shop that sells them! please dont be fooled!

@Archaix138

4 ай бұрын

Seriously? You think you need to warn folks? Anyone fooled by this deserves to be fooled@@ModernPict

@Truthseeker2772

4 ай бұрын

@@ModernPict😂😂😂 Think everyone knows this really. Believe me it’s more likely than you think. Just had a test run init ✌🏼

What a nice bedtime story.

Classic!

There’s a zombie episode on south park when Jeff Bezos kills the mall with Amazon. They all live at the empty mall.

Lmao thats a great T shirt! I want to see more Archaix catchphrases and easter eggs! 😆😆

My footie (soccer) team plays on Sunday in the FA cup against a team whose club badge is a phoenix rising from the ashes, I’ve had a bet on them to beat my team, I feel they might come to the attention on a more nationwide audience with a little help from the powers that be.

Sue's blue hoop was about a portal

"Printed in England. If wet Italy." Love the humor. The Q is why Italy? Word play 💚💚💚 Copy date??

Good Stuff ..Yes Indeed! 👍

Bless you at 1:35.

Love this book! 2016 I think! They were so creative to make it in the genres of the 30s to 50s! So many truths packed into one small book the creators probably intended as a farce. It’s awesome how spirit works. Jason is a master truth finder and I value his opinion above almost everything on earth. I am ready for the zombies! 💛

This was horrendous.

LOL ! ..give thanx ..soo funny with such serious tones ..x

2 in 1 day?! Nice!!❤

So weird. Just today at work, I opened the lunch box my wife made and I said, “EARS, Again? C’mon…”

A fungal infection like Athlete's foot - I love it! :)

Thanks Jason just got the book on ebay. You are so gifted thanks for sharing with us

Crime-a-niddly 😮 😅😂 Oh my goodness! Now if I heard that 5 years ago…. 😨😅

Perhaps not a co-incidence that “William and Catherine” escape to the safety of the countryside with their children 🤔

This is hilarious! I need this book in my library

excelent book !!! thank you

omg this is creepy,, great stuff jason

I almost feel like if jason read a book about tooth fairy’s grown adults would start taking out there teeth and putting them under there pillows

Hi Jason, also check out Etidorhpa, published in the 1860's.

🧟‍♂️ thanks Jason! I really appreciated the amazing symbology of your zombie bedtime story!🕵️‍♂️😂

Candida overgrowth

Jason, this is just delicious. Love it.

I've never heard of these books😮

Damned good 😲

I loved your old intro music. Very classy.

It wasn't the sickness that created the zombies, it was the remedy.

Did you here what happened in Miami regarding 8 to 10 ft giants & ppl had to fire shots to protect themselves, hard to find but can still on Twitter

nice bed time story!! ❤❤❤😮

Nice one, bro. I sometimes feel like I am an alien in a world of zombies, when I walk in the city, where I live. Fortunately, Errants fear not. 😂😊

Well done,nothing else.

Perfect timing with all that shenanigans going on in Miami 😉

Very VERY good t shirt! 🥷🏼

Ack !!!! Lol nice surprise, I love me some Monkey ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜

This is really interesting! I live in Ventnor, Isle of Wight! The train goes to Shanklin and doesn't come to Ventnor for many years now! Love this little island! My 3rd girl was born at home 2 years ago! ❤

It's a spoof of ladybird books 1st published in October 2016?

Only 8 years old, this book. Interesting.