I feel like Max has 3 different personalities: "Hiiiiiiiiiiiii," unrelenting screaming, and ominous grumbling

@VioletSkye19

5 жыл бұрын

You forgot ‘demonic entity that lives in dark cupboards’ 😉

@wolfargo44

5 жыл бұрын

@@VioletSkye19 you can never forget that one

@VVeeezer

5 жыл бұрын

And Jack Nicholson- like crazy laughter 😂😂

@EnnPeeCee

4 жыл бұрын

The ominous grumbling...🤣🤣🤣🤣

@pentfold6534

4 жыл бұрын

Sooo true

I love what he says to the cat! "Max is going to go crazy. You can't be out here" Too funny

I love it when he gets mad and starts clapping his wing and screaming everywhere 😂😂😂😂👍

@youtubeperson4739

7 жыл бұрын

Flapping I mean

@OfficialRetroPlayCast

4 жыл бұрын

@@youtubeperson4739 I can just imagine max just frantically clapping his wings now lmao your amazing

@RogerTheil

4 жыл бұрын

I like when he goes "Dabah-DABadabadah!" And flaps his wings with the stressed syllable.

@beverlytrader9363

4 жыл бұрын

Hehehe cracks me up!

@MegaMrsRose

3 жыл бұрын

I know! It’s my favorite part. Gets me laughing like crazy EVERY TIME!

I bet there's never a dull moment in your home.

@maureenchallener1529

4 сағат бұрын

👍

@maureenchallener1529

4 сағат бұрын

He keeps going the shower talk 😲

That boy's gonna end up summoning a hellbeast one day, Dan. Stay safe.

@sp44113

5 жыл бұрын

Dan needs to get one of those devices that paranormal investigators use to pick up ghost voices. Then play it back slowly to decode Max speech

@eej1983able

4 жыл бұрын

@@sp44113 love this comment lolol

@bevsfrybreadwisdom5854

3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious! And still..... maybe a possibility. LOL!

@KZ-Ellis

3 жыл бұрын

He IS the hell beast. But with a heart of gold.

@michelleadamchak1330

3 жыл бұрын

Hellbeasts will run in terror at the thought of Max summoning them. Turns out even demons can fear!

Max: Maybe if I throw a big enough fit, he won't take me...

@pizzaboy1250

7 жыл бұрын

soranjaxx it hasn't worked yet but this time maybe!

@apexyl5135

6 жыл бұрын

I DONT WANT I DONT WANT!!!!!!! *Max every vet visit*

@sydneygriffin4036

5 жыл бұрын

soranjaxx I try to do the same thing when my mom brings me to the dentist jk lol

@ernestinemaloy6752

5 жыл бұрын

soranjaxx didn't work did it ???

@thesparklyspoonicorn2318

5 жыл бұрын

@@sydneygriffin4036 does she put you in a carrier too? Jk

Max was a child who wished to a genie to be turned into a parrot so he would not have to go to the dentist ever again. Little did he know, parrots have to go to the vet. He's really pissed about it.

@hala0coco

8 жыл бұрын

Lol that's hellacious xD

@joyaustin6088

6 жыл бұрын

I ll buy that

@mariaespinoza6358

6 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha

When you watch Max now, five years later, he has learned a lot of emotional control from his caretaker's dedicated compassion.

It's amazing how such little lungs can be so loud!

Just so people understand, this is not a fear response. It's just a cockatoo being petulant and throwing a tantrum like they are known to do. Max is not afraid; he's just being a brat.

@drwoo6090

6 жыл бұрын

He’s not being a brat...he’s being a 2yr old. Parrots are 2yrs old all their life!

@vickyabramowitz4919

5 жыл бұрын

Cockatoos are high strung birds that need lots of attention and patience from their humans. That's why they are the most frequent species to wind up in a parrot shelter/rescue. That's because their humans grew tired of their neediness and no longer wanted to devote the time and effort it takes to keep them in captivity. One reason I like watching Max's channel is because it doesn't try to hide the difficulties that go along with taking care of this particular breed. On Max's channel, Dan shows the good, the bad and the ugly aspects of Cockatoo caretaking. It's not for the faint of heart. It's not even for the average person. It takes a devoted person to keep them in good physical and mental health.

@missycitty9478

5 жыл бұрын

@@vickyabramowitz4919 So true. Dan is truly an amazing Father to Max. The love and Dedication is amazing.

@alisandruhhh

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they do have the mind of a 3 year old and all... 😂

@ilikeceral3

5 жыл бұрын

They’re every single ham actor condensed into a single bird.

You are the MOST patient bird owner I have eve seen. I know they can get angry and literally curse you off this planet but, you persisted and with love got your way.

It's like negotiating with a toddler. Lol

@crescent229

4 жыл бұрын

Well, they do have the intelligence of a toddler...

@deedabeeiguess7415

4 жыл бұрын

That's probably why he's called little boy

@4thegloryofthelord

4 жыл бұрын

A scary toddler.

@soflodoug

3 жыл бұрын

Bayer-Z28 Theyre said to have the intelligence of a 6 year old. I wonder about that.

@bevsfrybreadwisdom5854

3 жыл бұрын

A toddler with a beak than can crack a walnut...... :)

The evil laugh he did when you left for a moment. That was hysterical!!

I feel just like Max about my Dental Appointment tomorrow!

@Toltecgrl

7 жыл бұрын

It did thanks!! :o)

@robinanderson7283

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@JohannaNazareen1225

3 жыл бұрын

This coment was put 4 Years ago so either your all teeth fell out and now you have false ones and you're done with the dentinst or, hopefuly you dont have to go too often and you managed to summon some tooth fairy so you're ok. 😀😀

@Toltecgrl

3 жыл бұрын

silvana španjević 😂😂

Max's dad is the most patient man in the world.

Lmao! When Max was up on the table throwing his fit...it sure sounds like he's yelling, " HOW MANY TIMES do I have to TELL YOU?!!!! I am NOT going to the G**DAMN VET!!!!"..." AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!"....Lmao, I almost fell off my chair laughing so hard. You have a wonderful bird. Max is a character! 😄👌

Max laughing in the corner cracked me up,he's just adorable.

It sounds like he's mumbling incantations under the table. Lol

your patience and parenting is admirable and amazing,max is SOOOO adorablee,Like a child he's hilarious!!😍😆

i died when he started huffing and laughing at you lol

I heard Max say "I'm not going to the vet!" Bird yells at his human and the KZread-iverse falls in love. Thanks for this stuff. It's so very needed now.

Max under the table: *starts summoning the demons to destroy the carrier*

His negotiation skills are priceless

I swear when Max's is under the table he says the weather report and temperature. Must hear it from the radio.

At 3:37, it sounds like he said "I'm sick of you." I love his curmudgeonly complaining. I know he's ticked off and upset, but he's such a funny character.

I absolutely love when Max is vocal, especially when he is mad! !

I've kept birds for over twenty years and have never seen one that makes a bigger fuss about getting into a carrier than Max! Wow you have your hands full well and truly with Max Dan. Lol. On a serious note I'm glad the vet has given Max a clean bill of health, it's reassuring after his last health scare.

@bestsistaever

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no, I hope he’s ok! Sorry you had a health scare. ❤️

This is one of the BEST Max videos! Just love his personality.

Max is seriously sassing dad! omg! lol!!

@ritawandel6565

6 жыл бұрын

Kim Beall I

@suzannewillis817

4 жыл бұрын

He seems to be owning that man.

@suzannewillis817

4 жыл бұрын

Birds of a feather will always stick together.

Why and how does he do the creepy satan bird voice? It's hilariously creepy.

@ghostcityshelton9378

5 жыл бұрын

The man that first had Max used a CB raideo alot & this is what Max remembers. He is very intelligent. The next man that had Max just wasn't into all the care that has to be done and when Dan watched Max for awhile they really bonded. Then back with the man again Max wasn't doing well at all cause he really loved Dan. The guy didn't want Max but made Dan probably paid a pretty penney to save Max. Dan read up on how to take good care of a Cockatoo and he's been doing an outstanding job of it ever since. You can see it in Max's eyes the love he has for Daddy Dan & you can see how much Dan loves Maxwell baby bird. We love them as well. We are lucky to get to spend time watching that sweet bird & the funny things he does.

When he's mumbling in the dark he's like "A pox on all your vet visits!"

@lassmoss4393

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah but, wishing a pox on something is -wishing a disease on it, so than everybody and maybe even Max would need a "Vet".... (...I know😉😄Trivial Pursuit)

@randistrit1240

8 жыл бұрын

I thought he said "I'm gonna frickin murder someone". I guess the vet brings out the more irrational side of him

@dakotablue52

7 жыл бұрын

Randi Strit someone once it sounded like "I eat celery at 7 O'clock" so that's what I hear now..

@LadyhawksLairDotCom

7 жыл бұрын

dana-zoe gest Seven *_degrees_* ...yes, I've watched far too many of these videos. XD

@GoldenLioness100

7 жыл бұрын

We should put it on a t-shirt, so only Max fans know what's up.

Hahahaha. Max you are an instant cure for depression. I love you so much.

Dan: "Alright, I'm leaving. I'll see you later" Max: *Maniacal laughter* "I win this time!"

After watching dozens of vids with Max, I'm finally understanding him a little

as much as Max makes me laugh. watching you Dan stand there with your arms crossed reminded me so much of a typical parent trying to have the last word with a child and not winning lol

I imagine you have to wake up quite early on Vet days! I know Max is distressed which is really unfortunate but at the same I can't help but belly laugh at his indignation!

@tammysiltanen884

4 жыл бұрын

I see it's dark out.... I'm guessing early morning in the winter lol

Omg. I don't know how you keep from laughing 😂 hope all goes well

Max had some very strong words for you there at the end. Lol

@graciep.6984

7 жыл бұрын

That boy is nothing if not emphatic! There's not much that will get a full-on laugh out of me these days, but Max has had me in tears at times, and when Dan joins the party (they are such a perfect double act!) all hope is lost and I know I'm going to be annoying my neighbors for a while. It's impossible to stay quiet when they really get going. I have to be really careful about which videos I watch if it's getting late.

@mariaespinoza6358

6 жыл бұрын

Gracie P...2:57am...I have to work, ma trying to sleep, and I'm watching this...

Oh max you are such a baby. I am sure your daddy gives you plenty of love and treats when you get back from the vet. Dan props to you for being so great with him. I use to work for a bird sanctuary/rescue and so many bird parent can't handle or refused to give the birds they have the proper attention they need. Keep up the loving and care you give to max.

He's like a little Dino and he probably has raptor DNA, he's also one crazy but cute bird. Hope his visit went well.

@spacecat3198

4 жыл бұрын

They do actually. All modern birds are therapods. XD

you can't win an argument with this bird, can you? XD

Dan you are ONE in a million! Great and so loving!!! Max is very lucky to have you!!

Lol, so as part of their job, your vet watches the videos now? Guess that's one way of observing your patients.

@TommyK15

8 жыл бұрын

+Maya Larks haha true :P

@graciep.6984

7 жыл бұрын

Watching Max videos as a part of your job... some vets are so dedicated! The devotion to duty is humbling, it truly is. :-)

Aww, Max hates that carrier, but thank goodness he has a daddy who loves him and understands and helps him with his trauma

He thinks he has triumphed there for a moment....

He definitely says 'I don't want to go!' At 1.50! Too cute! 😍🕊

Max has such a creepy, sinister laugh XD

"Say bye everybody!" Max: *proceeds to get as many swear words in as possible before the video ends*

I never thought Max would ever out do the first video of the vet visit, where he is at the top of the stairs under the shelf. But now, I think he has topped that one. This video was definitely worth waiting for. LOL Max is such a little stinker.

@TheGuitarplayer112

8 жыл бұрын

+crystal miller my thoughts exactly I always love it whenever max sees his carrier he has to turn the house into a mad max reboot and vet videos like this are and always will be worth the wait I think Dan spoiled max too much with his freedom and I hope that he'll teach max somehow to get used to his carrier

@ecologist_to_be

8 жыл бұрын

+TheGuitarplayer112 I think they are too clever so even getting him used to carrier in house he'll remember any horrors that may happen at vet or in car ride all things that are out of control really as vet visits can't always be fun

@mandy8275

6 жыл бұрын

crystal miller so true.....played that one over and over😁😁😂

@barbaracozens3306

5 жыл бұрын

You do a great job bringing up Max. I enjoy the interaction between you and your bird.

He is bitching up a storm lol 😂😂😂 so cute

At 3:36 sounds like " ... Im sick of you... I hate your smile when your talking !!"

@twanwolthaus

5 жыл бұрын

Haha

@suzannewillis817

4 жыл бұрын

The bird might as well be saying"boy I own you !im the master!and I do as I please!your just here to clean up after me !and feed me!"

@suzannewillis817

4 жыл бұрын

And the bird is saying.im flipping you the bird because I can and I will!and you have no choice but love me!"

I used to have a cockatoo just like Mr. Max. his name was Ziggy and he had been abused. He was given away and given back several times. The home I got him from had him in a dark basement. We would spend about an hour making elaborate Lego towers just to have him tear it apart in 5 minutes. I miss him so much and seeing Max is very bittersweet.

@tonette11000

5 жыл бұрын

What happened to Ziggy?

my heart breaks when I see him so upset.

I’ve watched this one so many times. The carrier videos are so out of character for our usually calm and collected Maxwell! Congratulations a million times over on 250,000 views!💃🕊🌹🎸

He was sure laughing at you! "Try to get me in that (beep!) carrier! You never gonna get me!"

I thought giving a cat meds was a nightmare. 😀 His reaction is hilarious.

Glad to see mine's not the only one who throws a tantrum about the carrier!

I like his darth Vader voice. At least that's what I'm going to call it.

@robertpulido8521

6 жыл бұрын

Natalie's beauty tips Sounds like a bird version of darth Vader for sure! So funny!

@anduinWrynn980

3 жыл бұрын

Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth... Maxwell xd

Omg, if this is at home, I would give anything to see a video of the vet office visit. PLEASEEEEEE!!!??????

He’s so cute!!! He throws his body into telling you. I’d love to climb into his brain. You’re so calm with him. God bless you both.❤️

that voice sounds like he's saying "I said I want..., I fucking want... and a few other funny bits" he even says at one point "I want it doing by the fucking book", and THIS is why I love Max so much, he never fails to bring tears of joy to my life

@ritawandel6565

6 жыл бұрын

Ippiki Õkami o

This is like someone trying to wrangle a truly irate toddler and I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard. Kudo's to the owner for the wealth of patience they have; it makes this all the more adorable.

NOBODY speaks his mind like sweet Max! I know I shouldn't laugh, but he is just so adamant about not wanting to get in his carrier. Poor guy! LOL

Not feeling well today, I trudged over to the computer..(ph. notification woke me up. HA!) Maaaax! You have the love and patience of a good Dad. All of your fans here are very grateful to him for sharing you with us. :) If ALL of us could have someone who "has our back" the way he has yours and Angel's.... I only have this question for you Dan, Are YOU taking care of YOURSELF the same way that you care (Doc issues, etc.) for your son's? oxoxo Max needs you Forever. ...and all of us need & love all of you. :)

@crystalmiller4022

8 жыл бұрын

I agree with you 100%. I COULD NOT do without my Max fix everyday. Dan please take care of yourself too. Lass Moss I hope you feel better soon!!

@lassmoss4393

8 жыл бұрын

Tnx...Suspected "hummus" poisoning... I once sent an email to Dan telling him,"My nose is pressed up against the screen, can you please send the new video?" lol! serious...NEED!

@crystalmiller4022

8 жыл бұрын

+Lass Moss Hummus!? Isn't that like some kind of fungus?? LOL

@Gjmob2

8 жыл бұрын

+Lass Moss I hope you are feeling better again by now.? Amazing what a dose of Max can do as a pick-me-up.

@lassmoss4393

8 жыл бұрын

+Gjmob2 Thank you! It's true! I feel better getting my dose of Max. This is just a little "bug"...😝😎

judging from Maxwell's sad past he has PTSD. however, because of Dan's unfathomable love and devotion he's getting so much better.

@acronolozki

7 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, but could you tell me about his past? I'm kinda new here...

@megasocky

7 жыл бұрын

I think the original owner made dan watch it since he had to go away from his home for 6 months, but Max grew attached to dan, so when he gave him back to the original owner, max began to freak out (which caused the hitting the cage thing)

@Cissy2cute

7 жыл бұрын

Max's original owner was an elderly man who had passed away. Someone Dan knew bought Max off of Craigslist. The guy went off on a construction job for 3 months, and had Dan take care of Max. During that time Max bonded with Dan. When Dan gave Max back to his actual owner, Max would scream all day. It got so bad Dan had to visit Max every day to calm him down. Eventually, it became obvious that Max had bonded to Dan and would not accept being owned by anyone else, so Dan bought him and the rest is history. A happy ending for Max and a lifelong friend for Dan.

@acronolozki

7 жыл бұрын

Oh, thanks guys! This is so cute

@Cissy2cute

7 жыл бұрын

Ovo Azul So glad Max has found such a wonderful forever home. Dan is an exceptional guy.

I love the patience you have with him. It is the key, I think- not to get flustered yourself. You talk to him in a lovely calm voice. You give him time. B x

That giggle is adorable😁 I think Max’s original owner who passed away would be so happy that Max is so loved and happy.

Yup, demanding his lawyer again. (Thank you so much for these videos. He is the most wonderful bird ever.)

Max: *sitting in the dark under the table, maniacally cackling and casting a spell, summoning a hell demon from the underworld* Owner: "Really...?"

Wonder if Max was late to his appointment

@meeshabalambao7386

5 жыл бұрын

I think possibly Dan starts to get max ready at least a good while before his appointment so he isn't late for the tantrum max throws

People who pull up beside your car will hear this and think they're getting cussed out! lol

Max: CACACAAAMAMAMAMAMHAHAHFADA Owner: Oh really?

Dan: "But your toenails are too long." Max: "I don't want! I like them when they're long!!!"

4:25 love his sneaky laugh

You have the patience of a saint !!

I like when he laughs and it just gets progressively louder and more aggressive XD

I like how when he leaves the bird does a evil laugh

"But you do need to go." "But I don't WANT go in there!" LOL I swear he kept saying, "I want to play! I want to play today!" LOL And at one point under the table it sounded like he said, "I don't like the sound of your voice." LMAO And when he laughed and thunked his head down... and later laughing when he thought he finally won. OMFG. He's so funny!

@moonstruck1022

8 жыл бұрын

To me it sounds like he says "you're a bad little boy" lol

@mariaespinoza6358

6 жыл бұрын

KennedyFan .. allll little kids are like that. My Bros kids and my sister's kids...Alll kids..

@jaymoreland199

5 жыл бұрын

Mr . max hope you have great checked up on your toes

I watch video's of Max over again with my wife Anita, we both just love Max. Max arguing with Dan about the carrier is so funny!

He doesn’t seem to yell and have fits as much anymore, which must be a nice reprieve and give you some satisfaction that all the work you have done with him is paying off

This never gets old. xD

@graciep.6984

3 жыл бұрын

From someone who watched this the first time around and am doing so again five years later, I thoroughly concur. Watching older videos (the everyday ones, not the vet/carrier cacophony), it's heartwarming to see how much closer they've grown. They clearly adored each other at this point, but Dan's patience, devotion and thoughtfulness over the years seems to have deepened their bond even more. It's a beautiful thing to see. Love them both.

hahahahaa he is angry and still says "i don't wanna go to vet, i don't want i don't want i don't wanna go to vet!!"

This is one of my favorites. Love how he expresses how he feels.

Still watching this one in 2017! Love it..never tire of Max! 😂👏🏻😀💖

I like they way you can't get a word in edgewise - hahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!

I love his evil villain laugh!

This take is one of my favorites! I love Max🕊😍💓

Awww the little cutie ❤️

This bird reminds me way too much of my mom...

Omg!!! Dan max is really letting you have it...lol

This tantrum has it all. Angry verbal denials of the need for nail trims, the radio scanner chant, prancing and stomping in protest, snarky chuckling, and I think there were some crest flairs in there too. I love Max. Edit-yes, there are definitely some crest flairs..

This is adorable! And basically like raising a toddler quite honestly. 😝 My advice would be to maybe either take him to the vet more frequently so he doesn't necessarily immediately associate it with a bad thing, or give him more carrier time. He might spit in your coffee for it later, but tell him you're going to Disneyland!

I just love Max, he's got such a personality. and little Angel, she's previous and beautiful too, love the way she checks on you two at the end of the video

I love him, I really do. He's feisty, and really knows what he wants and doesnt want. Hi Maxie!! You tell him!!

You have the patience of a saint! Bless your heart for giving him a safe and loving environment!

My extended family is over for thanksgiving and i had to show them this as we surfed funny videos - max had us all crying tears of laughter. he is so cute when he is throwing tantrums and now we all walk around imitating him!

i eat celery at seven degrees i eat celery at seven degrees

@megasocky

7 жыл бұрын

sounds like he's sayin "why are you shouting" then its just birb mumbling

@ritawandel6565

6 жыл бұрын

Jesus Is Coming Repent Now uh oo9

@happy1831

5 жыл бұрын

Can anyone tell me what that expression is about? And I haven’t heard it yet. I feel so very left out ☹️

@MrNinjalicious

5 жыл бұрын

Shannon Stevens I’m not sure which fan of Max’s noticed it, but when Max hits full-throttle tantrum mode it sounds as if he’s saying, “I eat celery at seven degrees.”

@happy1831

5 жыл бұрын

Heather thank you. 🐥🐥

OMG............ the funniest thing I've seen in ages

It's a miracle that Max doesn't have a heart attack! Love listening to him making his opinion known❤😂

I just LOVE when Max gets angry! I couldn't stand living with him but to watch him for 5 minutes is so mesmerizing. You are a REAL SAINT! Love your videos and I'm a huge fan of Max!