MAN MOTH!🤣🤣im actually crying hahaha

“I’m busy, I’m not gonna start looking into something in Depth..”😂

Laughed so hard my skull fell off

@chaseHoldren

10 ай бұрын

WHAT DO YOU MEAN. Kahl play a record

@lesguito

6 ай бұрын

I think Ricky and Steve were so stunned about what he was saying that it didn't occur to them that Karl probably just confused scalp for skull

@gazf6163

6 ай бұрын

​@@lesguitoeven so, how does a scalp fall off? 😂

@applejuice2898

Ай бұрын

@@gazf6163circulation problems

"Little gang of monkeys".Karl made himself laugh.

Dear Mr. K. Dilkington. You are one of our most valuable customers... I threw it in the bin 😂😂

@Raven-Claws88

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know why that's so funny LOOOOL but it is!

@carriej.4120

3 жыл бұрын

@@Raven-Claws88 because it made it in the diary 😆

@TonyEnglandUK

2 ай бұрын

He threw it in the bin without reading how many millions he'd won.

the disarming thing about Karl Pilkington is just how quickly he switches between actually having something of a point and mind-bafflingly, earth-shatteringly stupid. It's completely unpredictable

It started pushing people off bikes😂

I can’t stop listening to these 3. It’s oddly comforting to fall asleep to. 🤷🏻‍♂️

The next year, “Can I have another sandwich?” “Where’s your brother?” “He died..” 🤭😂

I’m dying 🤣 The manhole cover story is my favorite because it’s true and kind of interesting but way better the way Karl tells it. Real story was the US doing nuclear testing underground drilled a long shaft, placed a nuclear bomb at the bottom then capped the hole with tons of concrete down the shaft and put a manhole cover on top basically just so no one would fall in and the manhole cover flew off at something like 20 times the speed of sound and was never found leading to speculation that it actually could have been sent into orbit which would technically have been the first man made object in orbit if they could prove it 🤣

@euckb

Жыл бұрын

Exactly that's why I get mad at Ricky cos it's damn true and the fastest manmade object ever. Oh well.

@Happy_Shopper

Жыл бұрын

@@euckb with the precedent Karl has set for himself I don't blame Ricky at all for his disbelief

@euckb

Жыл бұрын

@@Happy_Shopper Honestly I wouldn't have a word of it either but that damn manhole cover went 130,000mph and I'll be found dead under a bridge if that's not fast.

@jimmyrustler8983

Жыл бұрын

I do believe that the first manmade object to reach space was one of the shells fired from the Paris Gun in WW1.

@louissanderson719

Жыл бұрын

@@euckb to be fair, the way karl phrased it, it does sound unbelievable. I already knew it happened, but yeah

I’m on a bus and the amount I’m laughing is embarrassing I’m getting some looks

@themerchantofengland

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant 🙂😆🤣

@carriej.4120

3 жыл бұрын

Don't burst

@mikaelsongameofwar2360

2 жыл бұрын

That's me while listening at work😂

@danielbuckley4034

2 жыл бұрын

The same thing was happening to me today on the bus! 😂 but I was listening to season 3 ep 1 of the podcast where he wouldn’t stop talking about insects and he wrote about them in his diary hahaha

I've NEVER heard Ricky laugh so hard at the Siamese twin not looking both ways crossing the street.

@f_9sersstuff853

11 ай бұрын

One of the best things Karl has ever said.

@ThePontiacBandit911

11 ай бұрын

Foodage too.

@kayknouse2855

7 ай бұрын

Karl DILKington was a good laugh too!

“The Siamese twins could’ve looked both ways.” Oh, heavens.

You know Karl's spitting facts when he ends his claim with "n' that". 15:45 they've found kids walking about all hairy because errr they've sort of grew up with wolves 'n that.

An infinite amount of monkeys with an infinite amount of typewriters would eventually type the very best of Karl Pilkington funniest stories and theories.

01:05:16 🤣🤣 this gets me everytime, you can hear anger in Karl's voice like hes clenching his teeth 🤣

@siebenspeer3372

Жыл бұрын

I love it ❤😂

@ThePontiacBandit911

11 ай бұрын

And Ricky laughs like a rooster. 🐓

I haven’t laughed so hard at any form of entertainment in years.

Karl's scream of joy at the end, after finally proving Ricky wrong 🤣🤣

@moeszyslak260

2 жыл бұрын

Catharsis

@jawwadkhan6146

Жыл бұрын

What minute

I wish the shadow man one made it to the cartoon

@chrisingram8233

2 жыл бұрын

Its made it to plenty of others

@kirstyexleyjackson910

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisingram8233 0) L)

@monkeynews8311

Жыл бұрын

I bet the story actually said "A shady character" and he just misread it lol.

@Me-zo8yc

Ай бұрын

That's so plausible 😆

How do you not love KP 😭❤️

1:25:22 I HAD A VISION OF THAT CHINESE FLU --KARL PILKINGTON

@jackcomer263

3 жыл бұрын

LETTER C...

@sampeacock3664

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackcomer263 what are the odds

@X737_

3 жыл бұрын

He was talking about SARS back in the noughties

@richardmorton4762

3 жыл бұрын

The subtitles 🤣

1:11:00 Karl roasts Steve

@ProcyonAlpha

29 күн бұрын

Loool

Ricky Gervais has one of those laughs where, even if you have no idea what's so funny, you can't help but start to laugh yourself.

26:18 anyone know what Ricky was doing to make Karl laugh?😂

I love the whole bit about the monkeys typing up Shakespeare. At the end Karl: “but do they know the story?” Steven: (exasperatingly) “they’re monkeys!”

New to Carl.. Love at first... 😂😍

1:02:30 Karl is spitting truth's about company's and corporations and charities.

Anyone who says Karl wasn't a comedian is wrong. He definitely wrote material and would give Ricky and Steve a chance to lead him into his bits. 100%.

@downagear4323

11 ай бұрын

No, not 100%. Nice opinion though

@spridle

11 ай бұрын

@@downagear4323 where's the clip of when Karl just 'pressed the buttons' for them? Where's audio of Karl's 'old' phone in show he use to have?

@ThePontiacBandit911

11 ай бұрын

As Steve rightly pointed out: ‘do you think we would have wasted a character this good on this poxy radio station?

@gazf6163

6 ай бұрын

​@@spridleall the early XFM recordings are lost. This is the days where not everything was stored digitally and indefinitely. The episodes where Karl just works the "buttons", he doesn't speak. Karl is funny, but it really is unscripted. It's just how Karl is.

I absolutely love these 3 together. Hilarious 😂 x

“I go round there, there Is a toilet, but it’s not plumbed in.. So it’s just a vase, with shiT in it” Everything this man says is🔥

I love him Soo much.

26:12 Karl laughing 👏👍✨✨✨

Cheers for the upload.

Sleeping to idiots laughing and talking in a British accent has gotten me through some rough nights, thanks internet

Fuckin hell i nearly died listening to this😂

30:33 I almost crashed my car laughing and crying on the freeway

@amonero1

2 жыл бұрын

I was crying so much 😂

@benshepherd124

2 жыл бұрын

I had to pull over because I was laughing so much 🤣

Mind you dinosaurs have gone 🦕 😆

I love when the cartoon is added to the stores 😅😅

This is class... I’ve moved to Boston and I can float about pushin people off their bikes and the mayor don’t give a shit!

... there's a shadow somewhere....

So funny cant stop laughing ❤😂😂😂LMFAO. OMFG😂😂

I feel bad for Karl sometimes. Ricky feels too harsh on him sometimes

The Shadow in America story sounds like something your classmate tells you in Primary 2.

I just love these crazy cats. Fng hilarious.

10:20 why didnt he look both ways

Could ya maybe black out the video my dude? Perfect videos otherwise ❤️ you're a legend

Dear Mr K Dilkington, you are one of our most valued customers 😂 Can't even spell out his whole name lmao

Karl’s childlike naïveté is refreshing and sometimes even poignant, but at the end of the day we all love pointing and laughing at him like Ricky ;)

@PommeLavande

Жыл бұрын

Why’d you write a French word in the middle of an English sentence? You could have just said ‘naivety’. (Just curious, not trying to be rude, lol)

@prominerz6701

Жыл бұрын

@@PommeLavande maybe they french

@PommeLavande

Жыл бұрын

@@prominerz6701 Possibly, but bilinguals generally don’t do this. It’s one language or the other.

@dancame2517

8 ай бұрын

​@@PommeLavande it can be spelled either way in English and in fact, in American English, it's more common to spell it 'naïveté'

If you don’t laugh with tears at the only fools and horses bit you’re dead inside .😂😂😂 What makes this better was it was before watershed

Be sure to LIKE, SHARE and SUBSCRIBE for more Karl!

@xkilla911

7 ай бұрын

there, i liked this comment and i shared this reply

Who else listens to this while nodding off? Lol

The best

1:02:00 is my favourite bit 🤣

Man Moths???? 😂😂😂

Goodnight 💤

There was something so funny about the "Bulb" bit😂😂

Christ! Da Berg! I was absolutely wheezing laughing

Had to Google opral fruits 🤣. Like star burst. Listened to this story about 100 times and finally googled opral fruits

Epic

Absolutely brilliant 😁

‘think you idiot’ 😂

He was calling them manmoths as a pun because the mammoths are man-made lol.

@Hithere-uz6wd

Ай бұрын

OHHHHH im surprised he didnt try and explain that

Night lads, have a good one x

How brilliant is Karl pilkington not unscripted just brilliance.

@jaymac7203

11 ай бұрын

Surely you mean not scripted?

Im dying listening too this yet i need sleep

“Let him speak” !!!!!

Percy Sugden....I'm dead lol

Karl is a legend!!Ricky just gives me a headache...

@karlosthejackel69

3 жыл бұрын

He just screams as soon as someone else gets more attention

@spudspuddy

8 ай бұрын

Ricky wrote this script, Karl isnt really thick he's reading a script from Ricky and ad libbing around it

@Hithere-uz6wd

Ай бұрын

@spudsbuddy its not scripted...

After all this time I just noticed Karl points out the alien and Merchant both smoke 💨 haha

Karl laughing 🤯

@paulcunnane4

2 жыл бұрын

I know, right?

43:06 - Karl: Yeah, that's what I was saying Ffs ahahaha

@mikaelsongameofwar2360

2 жыл бұрын

Where's bullshit man when you need him😂

5:47😂

"you are the best idiot in the world" 🤣🤣thats right

Man moths ?!

@themerchantofengland

3 жыл бұрын

It never gets old😆😅🤣

@Hithere-uz6wd

Ай бұрын

Yeah man made mammoths are manmoths

4:00

4:05 is prime Karl

Dilkington is fanni😂

"I had a vision of that Chinese flu" - 1:25:28

@Theadventurebox3

2 жыл бұрын

And the clue initial was C…

@rabbibaba2166

2 жыл бұрын

Woaaa

The “shadow” story is semi-true to a degree. I’m inclined to believe he’s talking about “the Hairy Hands” case in USA

The shadow has now taken a seat on a bench outside hatton park in Boston on 5th Street u can pay the shadow a dollar and it will push u for the full interactive experience

amazed how I'm one of the most grumpy people I know yet the very first line almost made me pee my pants

1:21:34 manhole cover vs nuke. 😂

42:10

His Skull fall off...how....circulation problem

Good night....and that

“It was pushing people of the bikes”

Karl is the only other person besides my other half that calls a clothes horse a maiden. Never heard the term before 🤷🏻‍♀️

@herbalty754

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a northern thing

@donnamclean3746

3 жыл бұрын

@@herbalty754 I'm from the North. I'm north east and he's north west 😁

@herbalty754

3 жыл бұрын

@@donnamclean3746 im from where he’s from

@timw2007

2 жыл бұрын

Stick it on maiden near the rad.

@PommeLavande

Жыл бұрын

I call it a maiden, I’m about 20 mins from where Karl grew up

It went Down a storm

Siamese twins getting ran over in 1693...

@w8m4n

3 жыл бұрын

Horse and cart

@ciano888

3 жыл бұрын

Should of looked both ways..

Anyone know what the song at 1:30:10 is?

More like Jimmy cagney hilarious ❤❤❤

There’s shadow somewhere

"People at night use to this shadow moving about"

Christ De Burg! Lol!

Man moth is the best.

It was determined that the manhole cover instantly vaporized on detonation.

@Hithere-uz6wd

Ай бұрын

What? How

I heard Karl just smoked crack once and that’s why he’s the way he is. Aww poor Karl, classic kracky Karl.

If we could ask Ricky when is the most he has ever laughed in his life he would most certainly say the xfm and pod cast days. And so said this was scripted. Man moths 😂😂😂

@monicajohnson2536

2 жыл бұрын

It was scripted??

@Santana105

Жыл бұрын

@@monicajohnson2536 Not scripted. Ricky said if he could write someone as funny as Karl Pilkington he wouldn’t waste it on a shit radio show.

21:18

😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂