"You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge." -Karl Pilkington

@JoeHynes284

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrknowmyself this is priceless

@tyroon81

3 жыл бұрын

Has Karl ever understood anything. The cleverest thing he ever said was 'they're not my hands either.' 😂

@MrTrig84

2 ай бұрын

I’m using me fables

when you are a kid you like ricky. when you are an edgy teen you respect steve. when you grow up you realise karl is a sage.

@avamasquerade

3 ай бұрын

Pfft, and we let you vote...

@dfrossness

2 ай бұрын

If you think Karl is wise you may have gone past adulthood and into senility.

@shinobi-no-bueno

13 күн бұрын

​@@dfrossnesssomeone isn't using their fables

"people who live in glass houses have to answer the door" :D God bless Karls round little head

@ShadowOfDanger

6 жыл бұрын

"Don't go chucking that out" "I don't want to be bungled in with all the other people here".

@insaneclownhoty

6 жыл бұрын

Azrael LOL

@wred4598

5 жыл бұрын

Well if you live in a glass house then people can see into your house when at the door... so you cannot ignore unwanted visitors... simple.

@SweatpantsPG

5 жыл бұрын

So scary that he can vote.

@5uper5kill3rz

4 жыл бұрын

Sean Gahan don’t worry he’s not the only one, theres 17.4m just as simple minded

Best quote ever: "did the 3 wise men get the baby Jesus them presents for his birthday, or Christmas?" - Karl Pilkington.

@SuperLisalis

3 жыл бұрын

Easter. That's where the egg came from to get Mary pregas !!

@bravoactual2423

3 жыл бұрын

What???

@johnnychavez286

3 жыл бұрын

@Mattress Store right, it definitely couldn’t be that Karl is stupid 😂😂😂

@kprnr7140

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Johansebastion

2 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

"Go on the beaches an' tha'" - Winston Churchill

"So he was a bit of a hoarder"

@Crackmonkey809

2 жыл бұрын

It’s actually “bit of uh order”

@VLAD_P_

2 жыл бұрын

Woh woh , don’t through that out “ you might need it later ..

@redlady935

2 жыл бұрын

That's actually quite astute

@peedfarded

2 жыл бұрын

@@Crackmonkey809 no

@dankcaesar4760

Жыл бұрын

@@Crackmonkey809 no it isn't lol

I want this played at my funeral, lighten the mood n that

@SuuupaGirl

4 жыл бұрын

good idea, and remember, if you're ghost you don't want to be a blind ghost.

@danielhyde2295

3 жыл бұрын

And make sure you don’t become a wewe

@benarcher4874

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone will be happy that you’re gone anyway

@choughed3072

2 жыл бұрын

@@danielhyde2295 depending on his ethnicity he could come back as the first black ghost ever seen in a magazine.

@AA-hg5fk

3 ай бұрын

Bit long for a funeral isn't it?

2:11 the way he says "inventing electricity" 😂

"dodo, get rid of it. if the bird's gone, the word can" amazing

@Wackyfox

3 жыл бұрын

Is it possible that we only recall dodos because they were one of the first officially extinct creatures?

@jimothybikael

2 жыл бұрын

@@Wackyfox many things are possible if you believe in it

"Knowledge is hassle" is my favourite quote

"Just get on with it" is actually quite a good philosophical quote.

@r4v4g3r

2 жыл бұрын

Stoicism innit

@cc8530

Жыл бұрын

nike has a similar quote with, ‘just do it’

@avamasquerade

3 ай бұрын

​@@cc8530No, that's actually Shia LaBeouf

"I don't want to be bungled in." -Karl Pilkington

"Every step starts with a step"

Karl's spewing of wisdom makes me smile no matter how bad my day was Thank ya boys

Flogging a dead horse "But it depends on what that horse has done to you"

@Wackyfox

3 жыл бұрын

“What’re you doing with that dead horse?” *kick* “Ran off with me wife, so he did.”

@avamasquerade

3 ай бұрын

It was hilarious imagining Karl pouting just slightly harder as he gives the horse an extra lil clip.

I can't sleep while listening to Karl. I can't stop laughing.

@X737_

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t sleep without an earpiece in listening to the three of them

@sushiacid

3 жыл бұрын

@@X737_ liar

@X737_

3 жыл бұрын

HonourThyYeard piss off wanker 👆🏻

@samuelcripps1892

3 жыл бұрын

U need to listen to him more then

@mikaelsongameofwar2360

3 жыл бұрын

Same dude😂

Karl may just be the greatest comedian of all time.

@Jjboxing

Жыл бұрын

No

@mausperson5854

Жыл бұрын

@@Jjboxing Nice counter... Haha. Okay, he's not Bill Hicks, granted. But he plays the fool better than most. He's clearly a smart guy capitalising in his ability to make himself look more stupid than a guy who says "No" as a definitive statement in the comments section of a KZread video. Maybe you're the greatest comedian of all time!

@Jjboxing

Жыл бұрын

@@mausperson5854 no

@mausperson5854

Жыл бұрын

@@Jjboxing lower case takes the sting out it 😂 Man of many words, eh?

@Jjboxing

Жыл бұрын

@@mausperson5854 nO

“It’s a foodage”

"Don't be chucking that out, you might need that later" - this should be a T-shirt !!!

@JoeHynes284

4 жыл бұрын

i will pay

@seriouslee7762

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

One day, future generations will listen to and study these podcasts. He's a modern philosopher. Imagine if he had been born in ancient Greece; I'm sure he would have been a Socrates-type figure.

@w8m4n

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe more Diogenes 😂

@poopandfartjokes

2 жыл бұрын

Socrates, table for two

@benjaminmorris7159

2 жыл бұрын

he would've had an egg dropped on his head

Ricky: “are you gonna to bring the brain into it?” Karl: “I dunno, let’s just see what happens.” 34:27

"Treat the world like a head" - Karl Pilkington That's killed me 🤣🤣🤣🌍

"Innit" -Karl Pilkington

@fistingendakenny8781

5 жыл бұрын

More like n that or that's mad

@CronkCabhett

5 жыл бұрын

“Alright?”

@jaredcook4577

4 жыл бұрын

Sick uv’ it...

@geekrockrats

4 жыл бұрын

An’ ‘at

@Wackyfox

3 жыл бұрын

Suzanne, wot’s goin on

Karl pilkington = genius

@SweatpantsPG

5 жыл бұрын

What? Now I'm worried there are a ton of Karl's just retarding around.

@LikeAZombie01

4 жыл бұрын

@@SweatpantsPG At least there's only one of you.

there is a logic to Karls thought process.

@SweatpantsPG

5 жыл бұрын

Stop. This man is an idiot.

@shane4362

3 жыл бұрын

The words leave his brain ok, then they stop of for a few drinks, then a few become a lot, then the words die of alcohol poisoning

Karl reminds of some children I taught in my career. They were low-achievers and not clever in the recognised sense at all, but their thought processes were fascinating. If you gave them word association tests the answers would be on the face of it stupid, but sometime later you would realise there was crazy kind of logic after all. Give Karl a job at Oxford university in the philosophy or science faculties and he would be lost but he would stimulate new pathways of thought in the fellows. They could give him an honorary PhD in Knockin’ Abou’ An’ Tha’!

@toddmcgough1466

2 жыл бұрын

Well said…meow! ;-)

@shanekelley7682

Жыл бұрын

Karl is definitely NOT a low achiever! He was a producer at Radio X, A good actor, and now a very rich man!

@fmifu4100

Жыл бұрын

I've always said when Karl dies they need to Einstein-esque jar his brain so that one day it can be examined

@avamasquerade

3 ай бұрын

No. Some people are genuinely just stupid and that is all. But it's evident by all the cope in the comments, though, that there's a whole lot more stupid people populating this planet than we originally thought.

You know...sometimes Karls‘ thoughts are not too far away from real academic debates. When he poses the question „Do you control your brain or does your brain control you?“ for example. Replace the word „brain“ by „subconscious“ and you have a very valid question - also linked to Sigmund Freud.

@dennismuller3573

5 жыл бұрын

I agree. That's also how I understand his phrasing.

@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616

5 жыл бұрын

Im glad Im not the only one. I dont just feel a female version of karl.. my partner says I am.. I take that as a compliment.. love Mrs Dilkington..

@mincerification

5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely right.

@mincerification

5 жыл бұрын

Although the Freudian question is rubbish. We are all one - to be or not to be... that is the question.

@mincerification

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair @ 17.30 Karl does say that he doesn’t find Freud that interesting. Top man.

"People who live in green houses"

I envy Karl's simple straight-forward mind

@JambiStambi

6 жыл бұрын

Why, yes. We do all envy you quite a bit.

@eddiebear34

6 жыл бұрын

L6915 very wealthy now. If you are going to have a weird train of thought. Being helluva rich is going to make life beautiful 😂

@mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616

5 жыл бұрын

Very well said top Dollar DJ I honest to God have no understanding why people bother to listen to Just slate if you don't like the content of the show they don't listen simple but just so you know I agree with you

@waynegrundy8155

5 жыл бұрын

You can do it with bloods now anyway...?

@avamasquerade

3 ай бұрын

Which just shows you're not intelligent enough to understand all the ramifications of ignorance.

‘It depends if you’re busy at that point’😂😂😂

This is brilliant. Karl is Gold ! She was in a cupboard ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Karl is a lot happier than all of us

@andysim9934

4 ай бұрын

Yep because he doesn't worry about the big things...great quality..he's hilarious.

@avamasquerade

3 ай бұрын

Seems confused and frustrated much of the time, which I can understand because if I hadn't been able to think my way out of some things in my life, I (and several others) would've been unrelentingly screwed.

I love Ricky's laugh more than anything.... 😂😂😂

@carllawrence3756

2 жыл бұрын

His little titter is funny

I can’t wait for the day, Ricky finds out how much of the stuff, Karl talks about actually makes sense and is real 😂 Karl’s a different kind of soul to most of you

38:00 I think Steve secretly dosnt know what error Ricky is on about

@adambritain5774

3 жыл бұрын

I am not even there yet, but I know precisely which part you mean as I have thought the same thing when at this moment in other compilations.

@w8m4n

3 жыл бұрын

I think I know which part you mean. I've always thought that.

@tawnyhonksk8354

3 жыл бұрын

I agree everytime...

@tyroon81

3 жыл бұрын

Steve's sometimes dopeyer than Karl😲

@r4v4g3r

2 жыл бұрын

And then his follow up questions playing devils advocate for Karl are really him having his own doubts answered by Ricky without looking stupid :)

"I don't know if I'm thinking cause it's got a mind of its own!"😅

Karl pilkington: one of the 20 greatest men of the century.

"Never go to the doctor." Karl Pilkington. 😁

@AA-hg5fk

6 жыл бұрын

RottenDoctorGonzo *doctors.

"Does the brain control you, or do you control the brain?"

@fistingendakenny8781

5 жыл бұрын

That's mad

@dennismuller3573

5 жыл бұрын

He's got a point though. It just another way of raising the question of free will.

@rbeck3200tb40

5 жыл бұрын

I think what Karl means is do your emotions control you or do control your emotions. Karl doesnt seem to be able to control alot of his emotions

@beyondbackwater4933

5 жыл бұрын

@@rbeck3200tb40 Well emotions aren't consciously controlled by us. There's not too much we doi have self aware control over.

@rbeck3200tb40

5 жыл бұрын

YEs you can control your emotions. Karl cant

‘it’s 2006. why are they still using their index finger?’. never tire of his humour. and Ricky’s laughter.... always cheers me up! 2020 has been a shitshow of a year.... so glad to have these podcasts to distract us from the dark ugly world outside. some call Karl stupid... i disagree. he’s an honest simple man. childlike. no philosophy degree like Ricky but he a unique way of thinking and questions everything like a child. i love that. he’s got the last laugh tho.... he’s made a fortune from being ‘stupid’. he’s not so stupid, folks.

39:11 is where it began. The day I woke my parents up with my laughter

"what about the warning in greenhouses?" That is Karl remembering "people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."

42:25 mouse with an ear on its back 37:20 youd never see a black ghost 47:05 someone just puts you there i cant be bothered running the country like tarzan 50:40 the flea can jump over the london eye 40:50 Anne Frank 53:05 its gonna make it freezin’ 01:00:10 01:03:40 the problem with the moon is 01:05:35 what other games have you brought 01:06:10 keep a couple, fill the rest in 01:08:50 superman never told.. Lewis hulk, he wasnt happy 01:10:00 wander about, not get seen i think its more of a hinderance 01:11:30 eyes looking in their ‘ead 01:13:30 but they havent had band aid yet za

@cleverclone_

2 жыл бұрын

you legend thank u

@dobbo1893

2 жыл бұрын

Where’s using me fables 😂

“Uuuh, she was in a cupboard”

It makes perfect sense that you shouldn't go chucking things around if you live in a glass house 😆

Bungled is a word I'll said lots of times.

I love the "Glass house" analogy because Ricky gets it wrong as well. It's not about "Don't attack people if you have more to lose" it essentially means don't be a hypocrite and throw stones at people for the same things you do.

@carlosandleon

3 жыл бұрын

same thing. Reinforce your base first before you go for the offensive

@alleyk9508

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly 👍

@boogiedahomey

2 жыл бұрын

Ricky gets most of them wrong

Thanks for uploading!

Damn. Karl is special. For real.

Manmoths?

29:00 wow... Karl has a firmer grasp of the problems in philosophy of mind than both Ricky and Stephen who take scientism at face value. Respect

@TheCabritoGoat

Жыл бұрын

Two well-educated men shouldn’t be so dismissive of new ideas. I never really liked the way they treated Karl

@epideme3416

Жыл бұрын

He has a good point if you don't feed your brain it wouldn't know anything, Its a confusing thing to think about lol

@MrJamesyboi121

Жыл бұрын

Same as when he says "bungled in" - that is definitely a real word/phrase.

@SunburntHands

Жыл бұрын

Gervais is a perfect example of the Dunning Kruger effect, which is why he is so certain that reality stops at the border of the measurable, and Karl has a restless curiosity and a good enough power of thought that he often hits on something really interesting that he doesn't have the vocabulary to express clearly, and then Gervais shuts him down. Karl is wise enough to recognise his imperfect reason, which puts him well ahead of most of us.

@JamesBongo

Жыл бұрын

@@MrJamesyboi121 thats not what bungled means though

The octopus gozzes everywhere...lol.

Best ben franklin quote." Fish and guests stink after 3 days." Words to live by folks.

Treat the world like a head

@dr.trichome6419

6 жыл бұрын

pureinhart absolutely brilliant lolol 😂

Forget the Mensa, listen CAREFULLY to Karl for at least an hour (Imperative is - at least 60 min. 🙂) and if you're not laughing and/or not annoyed, talk to someone ASAP 😂😂😂 Karl is anthology material and only the time will (and is) tell how big he is. Tremendous! ^_^

Awesome, thanks for uploading this :)

I thought this was hilarious because I was stoned last night. Watching this today and its still funny😂 Karl is a genius in disguise.

Eyes that were looking in their ‘ead

Was over the moon when i found your Great channel ! Remember watching this year's ago. but missed so much as I used to go out on the lash. so happy to say a Massive thanks for your uploads. 😂

I’ll never understand how Ricky never heard of an elephant in the room

@Bellocks1

3 жыл бұрын

I bet he has, imo he was saying it to coax Karl into attempting to explain it.

@tyroon81

3 жыл бұрын

I hadn't until about 5 years ago. Perhaps it's a northern thing? 😉

@Wooble1

2 жыл бұрын

I came here to say this

@adebolabloke6962

Жыл бұрын

Isn't it the way Karl said it? "There's an elephant in the room" rather than discussing "the elephant in the room"

He’s like a child that’s still at that point in development where they still take every saying literally.

I don't know if it's just me but some of the things Karl is saying is actually intelligent. He's hit the nail on the head when he was talking about politics in my opinion

Great work

Yessss love watching these at night :) thanks for the upload!

"NEVER SEEN A BLACK GHOST" kp

@ShadowOfDanger

6 жыл бұрын

DEE EL "I don't want to be bungled in"

@David-ud9ju

6 жыл бұрын

He's right though.

@awinbisa

5 жыл бұрын

Old person eating a twix

@15-Peter-20

5 жыл бұрын

Are you black?

@K4R007

5 жыл бұрын

David When you see them in magazines ‘anthat?

Yay for new content!

@20:08 - agree with karl on voting

@SweatpantsPG

5 жыл бұрын

So glad he doesn't vote.

@LikeAZombie01

4 жыл бұрын

@@SweatpantsPG Why you watching this with all the hate you seem to have for Karl?

Love Steve (and Karl and Ricky). So quick witted and insightful. Very rarely nasty.

The "want" in "waste not, want not" uses the old meaning of "need", rather than "desire". So it means "don't waste stuff, and you'll never run short". He didn't intend it to mean "don't waste a thing, because you might realise you want that thing later."

At 8:00 it reminds me of a quote from someone “love and let love, with the stipulation that those who love in glass houses breath on the windows” I didn’t quote exactly

Karl is so right though! “Is that the best thing he said?” ✅ “Why is that one remembered?” ✅ “‘Waste not want not’ isn’t even that catchy” ✅

Thanks guys 💜

‘“We’ll go on the beaches and all that”-Winston Churchill’- Karl Pilkington

Can't eat listening to Karl, every time I go to swallow food he chokes me up with his karlism's.

God bless Karl

Wow...anybody else notice that both Steven and Ricky both made fun of Karl for not knowing what the glasshouse analogy meant and then they both tell what they think it means and they're both wrong too!

@Struckbylightning79

4 жыл бұрын

Haha! Yes, it’s about hipocrisy

It's brilliant

I love Karl 🤗

"Willy-nillily" 🙃

I'm usin me fables

@EKOvision

2 жыл бұрын

“Use your brain instead”😂

& "Every Step starts with a Step!" :o)

I can't be the only one who has had an argument with his mrs during this corona pandemic, having to sleep in the back of his best pals van as they are worried ill infect them. But not having a care in the world because this has cheered me up.

"basic glass houses" thank god we moved past that stage in our history

“If the birds gone so can the word surely”

In what should be a post-Brexit Britain, Karl Pilkington is so right on voting. What a man. We have the illusion of a democracy. From 20:00ish

I agree with Karl completely on the prostate exam.

Can't believe I haven't heard this one yet! Finding new unheard kp content makes me feel like a babe on Christmas morn. Now I know that when I get my glass house with plasma screens, I need to take it easy with the stone throwing. Valuable info

Bungled is actually a word, and it was used in the correct context by Karl.

@stefanagha3248

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a word but that wasn’t the correct context.

@Wackyfox

3 жыл бұрын

I’m fairly certain a bungle is a gaff or error, and thus a bungler is one who commits such. Karl likely meant bundled but misspoke.

@tyroon81

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wackyfox Correct. He was also a big bear on Rainbow😃

-Steve Merchant: a mix of _Dexter's Laboratory_ characters. -Ricky Gervais: Fred Flinstone. -Karl Pilkington: Johnny from _Ed, Edd n' Eddy_.

@Burly_K

6 жыл бұрын

Ricky isn't just Fred...he's the perfect combo of Fred AND Barney!

I love that Karl, while not understanding metaphors, actually came up with a great metaphor. "people who live in glass houses have to open the door"

@duskgopc3345

Жыл бұрын

As apposed to other people with brick houses having to what? Come through the window? Lol

@Texicus_Reddicus

Жыл бұрын

@@duskgopc3345 no you plonker. didn't you watch the video ?

I didn't like Ricky Gervais until Karl Pilkington. I thought Ricky was just a so so comedian. Once I started to get the whole Karl thing I was just so impressed that I forever more will love Steven Merchant, Karl Pilkington and Ricky Gervais..... 🥰

bungle is a real word

@MrChaes

6 жыл бұрын

Not in the phrase "bungle together"

@xxsageonexx8910

5 жыл бұрын

Jared Huntley bundle

Karl is so special, no conformity what so ever.

35:45 the point about leading from behind vs the front is actually quite deep. Karl does have some good theories he just can't explain it well or they don't let him.

"basic glass houses" 🍷 🏠

If the birds gone, the word can. lmao

Who doesnt like a pickle up the funny?

“You know how they say there’s 5 senses? There’s loads more”

@greenredblue

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I wish they had a normal boring old scientist in the room, because occasionally they'd back up what Karl says. For example, there are in fact more than five senses: touch (i.e. pressure), taste, smell, vision, hearing, temperature, passage of time, head rotation, pain, limb position, and more. None of this is what Karl meant, but it would be fun to hear Ricky deal with the fact that the "moron" is technically right. :)

Another great upload. Thanks for all your hard work, Doctor.

@TheComplete

7 жыл бұрын

Pleasure

@joannewill9040

3 жыл бұрын

E da

@jakenolan5897

3 жыл бұрын

Literally I listen to this because I want to sleep and end up laughing my bollocks off So I just turn it off to get sleep Yup Karl Pilkington

@stephydc6355

Жыл бұрын

He just admitted on molesting kids

@leestravels8465

Жыл бұрын

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