Best of Karlology - Karl Pilkington's greatest theories, stories, quotes and opinions (Part 2)

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From The Ricky Gervais Show (animated series). Part 2 of 6.

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  • @nothinbutgood
    @nothinbutgood3 жыл бұрын

    The animators deserve some serious praise

  • @lurkzzz3866

    @lurkzzz3866

    3 ай бұрын

    They deserve rewards?

  • @nothinbutgood

    @nothinbutgood

    3 ай бұрын

    no Idea what ur on about @@lurkzzz3866

  • @Dan-rc1sl

    @Dan-rc1sl

    Ай бұрын

    Yes. Take it for granted 🎉

  • @alicemargiela

    @alicemargiela

    Ай бұрын

    yep, craig kellman directed the animation

  • @idontdovarioustasks

    @idontdovarioustasks

    Ай бұрын

    Play a record!

  • @justinfalzon6854
    @justinfalzon68545 жыл бұрын

    "Suzanne didn't laugh when I said her ass has the same problem" hahahahahaaaa

  • @oncnurse5

    @oncnurse5

    4 жыл бұрын

    Justin Falzon ~ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joeyquarrymooseknuckle8322
    @joeyquarrymooseknuckle83228 жыл бұрын

    I don't wanna be a blind ghost... bumping into everything. The dude's priceless.

  • @user-nr7bd4db6c

    @user-nr7bd4db6c

    5 ай бұрын

    If moths had eyes would they be happier? How do they know they're not dead?

  • @turtleanton6539

    @turtleanton6539

    16 күн бұрын

    Yes😊

  • @persistentgamer6514
    @persistentgamer65144 жыл бұрын

    The chemical elements needed to make washing detergent have been found on Mars, translated in Karls memory to "They've found a washing machine on Mars"

  • @Lexoka

    @Lexoka

    4 жыл бұрын

    Meh, close enough.

  • @joshuamullaney195

    @joshuamullaney195

    4 жыл бұрын

    LOL, you believe NASA knows anything about Mars hahahaha, you idiots will believe anything ….

  • @yodaddy4010

    @yodaddy4010

    4 жыл бұрын

    joshua mullaney they don’t... isn’t that the point of researching and learning?

  • @lensperspective9753

    @lensperspective9753

    4 жыл бұрын

    Deep Dish Dolphin You have never been to a college if you think the will is to research for the sake of the publics knowledge, the will is to research to have a grant, funding, and personal security of their belief system and income.

  • @yodaddy4010

    @yodaddy4010

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lens Perspective 1) wrong comment dude 2) thanks for the info, kinda just assumed (you were right, I haven’t been to college yet but I’m getting close)

  • @laughing-cat
    @laughing-cat4 жыл бұрын

    That's too bad Karl feels like he doesn't really do anything with his life. I have pretty bad issues with getting blue or feeling lonely and every time I'm down I just find me some Karl and he gives me such a good laugh, he helps me get through the rough times. I bet he helps a lot of folks who need laughter in their lives.

  • @tinyhouseranch

    @tinyhouseranch

    3 ай бұрын

    He does. Bless Him 🥹

  • @magicmyc2672

    @magicmyc2672

    3 ай бұрын

    Yeah, Ricky is a bully imo.

  • @jwc-lw3sp

    @jwc-lw3sp

    Ай бұрын

    @@magicmyc2672Ricky and Carl are mates 😂

  • @craigward3341

    @craigward3341

    11 күн бұрын

    Not anymore, especially with how much of Ricky's material is just stuff karl has said

  • @Hascienda27

    @Hascienda27

    10 күн бұрын

    @@craigward3341who cares, made his money the easy way, no one ever really complains about that

  • @MrSiddy90
    @MrSiddy908 жыл бұрын

    the best thing to listen to while in bed

  • @juliec5136

    @juliec5136

    6 жыл бұрын

    Same.

  • @thetoddsmith

    @thetoddsmith

    6 жыл бұрын

    I sleep to it

  • @shak-

    @shak-

    6 жыл бұрын

    Same here, either this or South Park.

  • @wolfman8325

    @wolfman8325

    6 жыл бұрын

    I do that, I'm doing it right now. I have a single earphone I put in one ear and lay on my side... I usually fall asleep while listening to this.

  • @Blinko7

    @Blinko7

    6 жыл бұрын

    The_Angry_Raccoon me three

  • @RowanTheAlien
    @RowanTheAlien7 жыл бұрын

    "Mr Dilkington" had me fucking crying

  • @Guitarguy1191

    @Guitarguy1191

    7 жыл бұрын

    It works every time

  • @imogenwelsh1036

    @imogenwelsh1036

    2 жыл бұрын

    Look ac be ova A a. L

  • @imogenwelsh1036

    @imogenwelsh1036

    2 жыл бұрын

    Check see a X o no x V c wk o candy hi BBC

  • @imogenwelsh1036

    @imogenwelsh1036

    2 жыл бұрын

    Face z BC m X x CD X xxxx.

  • @hillsjason1

    @hillsjason1

    2 ай бұрын

    It’s one of the greatest quotes in their entire time together 😂😂

  • @chadbaptiste4227
    @chadbaptiste42277 жыл бұрын

    "You're talkin' shit, again! Carry on!"

  • @kaykko
    @kaykko8 жыл бұрын

    "Side on" "Side on bring it in" and you go .... "alright" loooool

  • @surferles589
    @surferles5895 жыл бұрын

    Most of the time, Karl is right. It's only his inability to articulate that gets him in trouble

  • @SamuelHauptmannvanDam

    @SamuelHauptmannvanDam

    4 жыл бұрын

    Right that's what get's him in trouble. xD What you on about! xD

  • @oncnurse5

    @oncnurse5

    4 жыл бұрын

    Surferles ~ I agree with you, he’s OFTEN SPOT ON!!!

  • @Nova-tu9xi

    @Nova-tu9xi

    4 жыл бұрын

    Right about what? Camels not needing humps? Worms being capable of cognitive thinking? Fishes having more rights? He is so fundamentally wrong on almost everything and just plain doesn't understand anything remotely complex. Just because you like someone, you shouldn't give such inaccurate credit.

  • @NxDoyle

    @NxDoyle

    4 жыл бұрын

    No, that's totally untrue. He is wrong way more than he is right and more often than not, when he is wrong he is staggeringly wrong.

  • @NxDoyle

    @NxDoyle

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not only is Karl wrong most of the time, the level of each 'wrongness' is often jaw-dropping in its idiocy. Add to that the arrogance of clinging on to an opinion that started forming seconds before (as he kept his mouth talking) and you have a profoundly wrong guy. Even if we agreed that Karl was 50/50 right/wrong, his idiocy around space and space travel alone is enough to want to find him and force him to read a children's book about the planets, the Apollo program, NASA etc. Hell, even 'dishwasher on Mars' is worthy of a clip across the ear.

  • @emilyjane9844
    @emilyjane98446 жыл бұрын

    I watch a different every night to help me fall asleep, absolutely comedy genius by a man that speaks his mind

  • @CJ_YT.

    @CJ_YT.

    5 жыл бұрын

    And you’re a little creep, mate

  • @VictorBraspe

    @VictorBraspe

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think women are just as strong and funny as men, PLUS IM VEGAN

  • @RetroAdzz

    @RetroAdzz

    5 жыл бұрын

    No one cares if your a vegan

  • @VictorBraspe

    @VictorBraspe

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@RetroAdzz It was a joke and that's suuuuuuper obvious.

  • @mikekoz68

    @mikekoz68

    5 жыл бұрын

    RetroAdzz r/woooooosh

  • @ryanm94
    @ryanm947 жыл бұрын

    "What I mean is, I don't know what I mean." - K Dilkington

  • @rustyshackleforth763

    @rustyshackleforth763

    5 жыл бұрын

    "I'm using me fables." K Dilkington

  • @jodi2847

    @jodi2847

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's moments like that when I kinda feel sorry for Karl. He almost certainly has a learning disability. He has no reading comprehension and lacks focus enough to listen when he's being told something. His brain is full of thoughts he cannot articulate. He has an imagined understanding of the world around him that has nothing to do with reality. And he has almost no ability to relate to human beings.

  • @poeticlicensetokill

    @poeticlicensetokill

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@jodi2847 I'm convinced Karl is autistic. I wonder if Ricky has figured this out or not?

  • @ellieb5537

    @ellieb5537

    4 жыл бұрын

    You lots

  • @jo1stormlord

    @jo1stormlord

    4 жыл бұрын

    Learning disability? Nah. He can learn things just fine. He is just not that intelligent or book smart, but he has practical intelligence (as in, learn by doing not by reading). And he has imagination but his ability to relate to human beings is hindered by his lack of information and experience. He doesn't lack focus, he just gets overwhelmed and overly focused sometimes. He thinks very deeply and quite clearly about things, but he doesn't think very "widely". He starts with wrong assumptions, so he comes to the wrong conclusions. He is your average joe, misinformed, he read something somewhere and might be misremembering it (like that washing machine on Mars thing. The article said that the rover has the weight of the washing machine) and has opinion about it. Like in another episode, "Why would anybody in Africa want a goat? They don't have food or water anyway and they would need to feed it, innit?" The wrong assumptions are: What does goat eat? It probably eats everything like humans do. So why would you want to have a goat? The right information is: They have grass and water in Africa, grass is not edible for humans but it is for goats. Goats produce milk which is edible for humans. Thus, it is a way to solve the hunger problem. But Karl is focused on his own experience. "I don't need goat, I wouldn't want to get goat for Christmas, why would anybody want to get one?"

  • @jennamilleryall
    @jennamilleryall4 жыл бұрын

    Animated Karl, popping and locking, is the best thing I’ve seen.

  • @frognipp9015
    @frognipp90154 жыл бұрын

    Gods, Ricky cackling in background when Karl talks makes it so much better. Brilliant.

  • @WeTokeWeedSmoke
    @WeTokeWeedSmoke4 жыл бұрын

    I always get slightly frustrated when I know what Karl is talking about but he just can't explain it to Ricky and Steve. Like, thinking in your accent.

  • @theshamanite

    @theshamanite

    4 жыл бұрын

    I used to hear myself when I think, and I'll probably listen for it again, but it's been a long time. You can even change the voice for a different effect as well. Ricky has a really low tolerance for what he deems unfactual, and it shows.

  • @spencerraney4979

    @spencerraney4979

    4 жыл бұрын

    Karl’s just talking about your internal monologue, like when you’re reading. Ricky’s wrong, its not a dialogue where a voice goes “Hey, look at that”, instead you just essentially say something in your head. Also, it bugs me when Ricky yells at Karl for having weird ideas and not having the scientific explanation for how the ideas would work. Karl just imagines stuff or poses hypotheticals, he doesn’t have to justify it. If a kid told Ricky that clouds reminded him of of mashed potatoes, and wondered what it would be like if they were made of potatoes, Ricky would rip into them for being so silly and unrealistic. He’s so literal.

  • @Hoplasa

    @Hoplasa

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@spencerraney4979 i think you're forgetting that this is a grown man his talking to not a kid xD also he is on a talk show with his mate who's speaking all this nonesense, try to imagine you self there.. how much Karl is enough Karl irl , i'd laugh my ass off too

  • @DizzPants

    @DizzPants

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@theshamanite Nah. Ricky is just making fun of Karls way of formulating his own thoughts. It does not make it better when Karl's trying to go down the road anyway even though his formulations are bad. It's like a kid trying to stand his place even though he's wrong. Problem is.... Karl is a grown ass man. :D

  • @kurtcoibainjr

    @kurtcoibainjr

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well you definitely think in your language. there's something there.

  • @katarinazoric5216
    @katarinazoric52167 жыл бұрын

    animated Ricky is my favorite character ever

  • @albertmoffet2116

    @albertmoffet2116

    5 жыл бұрын

    Youre an idiot

  • @oneblacksun

    @oneblacksun

    4 жыл бұрын

    The real one is the opposite.

  • @Amory-wd3ws

    @Amory-wd3ws

    4 жыл бұрын

    Animated Ricky is really cute.

  • @kent_nelson

    @kent_nelson

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Amory-wd3ws Nah, animated Karl is.

  • @tyrelloge6910

    @tyrelloge6910

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fred Flintstone looking ass 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mairi..
    @Mairi..8 жыл бұрын

    Oh my God this stuff is so, so funny!!!! How to even comment?! And the cartoonist, artist capturing the expressions, oh all of it, great!

  • @ThisLittleBunny

    @ThisLittleBunny

    5 жыл бұрын

    The glasses. The wig. The catchphrase. *Brilliant*.

  • @josephcooper5225

    @josephcooper5225

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bretn7 it’s more Hannah Barbara (the original scooby doo artists) instead of the Flintstones but yeah very true it’s done perfectly

  • @claireshaw2980
    @claireshaw29805 ай бұрын

    Karl predicted the movie - In Time where a luminous countdown timer is imprinted in peoples skin. When you run out of time you drop dead.

  • @HarrisBoe
    @HarrisBoe7 жыл бұрын

    Karl's review of Earth: 7.8/10 too much water

  • @nathanx2000.

    @nathanx2000.

    5 жыл бұрын

    Harris : I sense an IGN reference

  • @senorcoonster

    @senorcoonster

    4 жыл бұрын

    Harris : he’s from manchester 😂

  • @darhk2889
    @darhk28894 жыл бұрын

    How is Karl so cold? I absolutely love him but what the hell. How is he not laughing with anything?

  • @macmuggo5459

    @macmuggo5459

    4 жыл бұрын

    Darhk because he’s taking it seriously

  • @1who4me

    @1who4me

    4 жыл бұрын

    He is, you can hear it sometimes. The cartoonist really leans on portraying his expression as very dry

  • @ihaveasmalldickbut1399

    @ihaveasmalldickbut1399

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@1who4me that's not true watch any other interview with him or podcast where you can watch them talking he takes it all serious and isn't trying to be funny, you hardly see him laugh even on an idiot abroad

  • @DirtyDozen6612

    @DirtyDozen6612

    4 жыл бұрын

    Darhk Hes a northerner

  • @theshamanite

    @theshamanite

    4 жыл бұрын

    Probably bc it's his ideas being laughed at, but if they're friends it's probably just for the show.

  • @Velasca
    @Velasca4 жыл бұрын

    28:00 - Ricky thinks Steve is laughing at the post making it into the diary, not knowing the legendary thing that is actually coming

  • @rjsharee
    @rjsharee4 ай бұрын

    This brings me so much joy i just can’t explain 😄

  • @jcawt
    @jcawt8 жыл бұрын

    These are amazing, don't stop!

  • @alexo1234ss1

    @alexo1234ss1

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Josh Cawthorne I'LL STOP WHEN I'M DEAD.

  • @yasin224

    @yasin224

    8 жыл бұрын

    +the.alexo1234ss1 r.i.p

  • @thepontiacbandit7874
    @thepontiacbandit78744 жыл бұрын

    A friend of a friend of mine (John Woolf) has recently written a book about Victorian freaks, that Karl would absolutely adore, cos it’s about all the things that Karl mentioned. John Woolf actually has a PhD in Victorian Freak Shows. Can you imagine how many questions Karl would ask him??

  • @ZoeyKirituOfficial
    @ZoeyKirituOfficial4 жыл бұрын

    I'm the Karl of my friend group. I also understand everything he says.

  • @DevInvest
    @DevInvest4 жыл бұрын

    He’s SOOO F’n RIGHT about the baby laughing hysterically in the middle of the night.. That’s definitely a roll over and “Honey- you get this one”😂😂

  • @alexo1234ss1
    @alexo1234ss18 жыл бұрын

    Part 3 tonight guys! Just a heads up, the video is about 1 hour 40 minutes long (as oppose to the usual 1 hour) just because it was so hard to cut down the 7 episodes it was comprised of because they were all gold. Make of that what you will, but be sure to enjoy!

  • @cdanielportista

    @cdanielportista

    8 жыл бұрын

    YEEESS!

  • @ArjunPatel-gk9lq

    @ArjunPatel-gk9lq

    8 жыл бұрын

    Do more parts dude!

  • @alexo1234ss1

    @alexo1234ss1

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Arjun Patel Part 4 up now bud.

  • @msthang5366

    @msthang5366

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thank you

  • @zacwilson3381
    @zacwilson33814 жыл бұрын

    I never get bored of watching Karl he makes you think and laugh

  • @Excremental_Discharge
    @Excremental_Discharge3 ай бұрын

    Karl's idea of a watch that counts down to your death actually sounds like it could be the plot to an episode of The Twilight Zone. I'll give him props for that concept

  • @matttweed8961
    @matttweed89615 жыл бұрын

    I need more of this it's so good, I can only watch so much of the 3 seasons and they never get old

  • @dovesfan1
    @dovesfan1Ай бұрын

    "you live and you learn" that's a little mantra.

  • @IllusiveSerb
    @IllusiveSerb4 жыл бұрын

    "I feel like I'm not needed". Yep. I work in industrial engineering department and I feel like this all the time.

  • @CJ_YT.
    @CJ_YT.4 жыл бұрын

    Karl should have his own podcast

  • @nasdpmlima6248
    @nasdpmlima62484 жыл бұрын

    “If the wright brothers said “ah, forget it” we wouldn’t have wings now 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ricky you kill me

  • @jeremymissens7608
    @jeremymissens76088 ай бұрын

    The countdown watch idea is basically the movie “In Time”

  • @piaparadis1253
    @piaparadis1253 Жыл бұрын

    ❤It doesn't matter how many times I listen to these shows,I crack up so hard and loud, it feels good in my soul! I am truly thankful for Ricky's unselfishness and sharing the comedic genius of Carl. Most Stars, especially comediennes, would never want anyone to outshine them in funniness. Ricky is so sure of his own talent that he doesn't get jealous, he really enjoys Carl and his wild brain. I adore Ricky Gervais, he is such a sweet and funny man! Love from Paris, Pia Paradis Muah!💄💋❤

  • @jasoncaulkin9830
    @jasoncaulkin98305 жыл бұрын

    “In the Jesus times ‘an that” I love his simple explanations! Lol

  • @46danz
    @46danz4 жыл бұрын

    This is the best podcast ive ever heard.Karl you’re a star.

  • @TonyEnglandUK
    @TonyEnglandUK5 жыл бұрын

    What about a word for the animator, he captured such good likenesses of all three in just a few lines.

  • @sixcandoneb
    @sixcandoneb3 ай бұрын

    2024 and this is still comedy gold 😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @restlesswretch3555
    @restlesswretch35558 жыл бұрын

    I must be an idiot, because Karl is a genius. Seriously, his questions are really good. Never thought about my thought-accent. Wonder what mine is... Cause, I can't really think right now without forcing an accent... I must try this.

  • @undercoverbrother67

    @undercoverbrother67

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Ian Cordia You're an idiot.

  • @restlesswretch3555

    @restlesswretch3555

    8 жыл бұрын

    Thank you.

  • @Thatguy7242

    @Thatguy7242

    8 жыл бұрын

    He's not a _genius_. He'd seem like an OK philosopher if he was better with words.

  • @restlesswretch3555

    @restlesswretch3555

    8 жыл бұрын

    Thatguy7242 Yeah he's not the best with words, but think about what he's saying. His outlook is so different from the norm that most wouldn't even think about what he's saying. But, humanity has always dismissed the words of the wise as folly.

  • @restlesswretch3555

    @restlesswretch3555

    8 жыл бұрын

    Thurman Merman Don't see how his mother possibly being a witch has anything to do with it, but okay. I do think that Ricky misunderstood Karl, though.

  • @alexo1234ss1
    @alexo1234ss18 жыл бұрын

    'Karl is an idiot. If you think he's a genius, you're an idiot' - Mr Gervais. Enjoy.

  • @alexo1234ss1

    @alexo1234ss1

    8 жыл бұрын

    +derp hr Completely agree man, things like this and If I Were You (Podcast by two comedians Jake and Amir) where it's simply people chatting and laughing really brighten up my day. Simply amazing for when you're feeling down! It's great to know people are enjoying them as that's the only reason I'm uploading them - I love sharing these three's genius with the world. Have a great day!

  • @ProMaxElite

    @ProMaxElite

    8 жыл бұрын

    +the.alexo1234ss1 Hasn't Ricky called Karl a genius numerous times? Hahaha

  • @combatsloth4312

    @combatsloth4312

    8 жыл бұрын

    Oi, we neeeed a part 3. Get on it. Pleeeeease. Its christmas after all.

  • @thoughtseize8356

    @thoughtseize8356

    8 жыл бұрын

    +ProMaxElite sarcastically

  • @meriemjouini6397

    @meriemjouini6397

    8 жыл бұрын

    g

  • @boneheap1000
    @boneheap10008 жыл бұрын

    "Did I tell you about the immune system?"

  • @veronicabrowne2238

    @veronicabrowne2238

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm so jealous of Suzanne

  • @o0julek0o

    @o0julek0o

    5 жыл бұрын

    To be honest, this is the best possible test to check if a woman is the one. If she's up for taking all of your shit and still loving you. Just wake her up 'accidentally' at 6 AM on the weekend and ask if you've told her about the immune system. It's like the Bronx story woman check 2.0

  • @saiyaniam

    @saiyaniam

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ask me about hitler

  • @user-jw4fx3bw8r

    @user-jw4fx3bw8r

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not now Karl

  • @Minefields
    @Minefields5 жыл бұрын

    46:31 Ricky talks about some profound stuff that got me thinking. Imagine living a life without illnesses and diseases, peacefully dying in your sleep. It would be the most amazing thing. It is eventually going to happen with the help of medicine and technology, unfortunately we, probably, won't be around by then.

  • @ThatTechGeek.
    @ThatTechGeek.4 жыл бұрын

    where has this show been jesus i wish i found this sooner

  • @jamesduncan6729

    @jamesduncan6729

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same here, I'm right kicking myself for not finding this sooner

  • @lunamoona1645
    @lunamoona16455 жыл бұрын

    I saw a robin with a worm and I was like “put it down” 😂😂😂 crying! 😂😂😂

  • @teniellebuchler3128
    @teniellebuchler31284 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely love these guys. Wish I could meet karl

  • @shaneiapearson6977
    @shaneiapearson69774 жыл бұрын

    I agree with Karl on not going back in time. Even if it was an awesome occasion. If you wanna go back. Just reminisce. It still makes you feel good.

  • @paulquinn7089
    @paulquinn70898 жыл бұрын

    Karl is a legend!!!

  • @thomasdavis8227
    @thomasdavis82274 жыл бұрын

    I love falling asleep to this😴😌

  • @TonyEnglandUK
    @TonyEnglandUK8 жыл бұрын

    Imagine you go on holiday for 7 days and you read that Karl has been put in charge of the UK. And imagine how it would look when you came back......

  • @carlabarrera8850

    @carlabarrera8850

    8 жыл бұрын

    @Tony England Hahaha that's the best thing I've read all day!

  • @TreeBeardNero

    @TreeBeardNero

    7 жыл бұрын

    James Avison weiiiirdoooo

  • @noddy3007

    @noddy3007

    7 жыл бұрын

    he wouldn't have any of it. Too much assle innit.

  • @emilyjane9844

    @emilyjane9844

    6 жыл бұрын

    Tony England I would take the next flight home

  • @MrBraddles3128

    @MrBraddles3128

    6 жыл бұрын

    James Avison Really? Just because she's a girl? Don't be a fucking weirdo, man.

  • @shaunlenton8865
    @shaunlenton88654 жыл бұрын

    12:00 mum had one of the paintings of a child crying, after she passed away I became the custodian of the painting. The painting used to creep me out when I was a child. I'm in my 40's now and the painting is still just as creepy. It's always there, always watching and always crying.........

  • @dankesteevee1937

    @dankesteevee1937

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why are they so popular in the UK?. I don't mean to bother you I'm sorry about that just a curious canadian passing through.

  • @shaunlenton8865

    @shaunlenton8865

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dankest Eevee the reasons why my mum had one of the paintings was due to the fact that she lost her 1st born son at the age of 7 and the little boy featured in the painting reminded her of the child that she lost. That's why we have one of the paintings, I'm sorry but I have no idea why they were so popular with the rest of the people who had/have one of the images.....

  • @veronica3986
    @veronica39869 күн бұрын

    I really love the way karl thinks

  • @alexo1234ss1
    @alexo1234ss17 жыл бұрын

    Part 4 coming very very soon. Again it's quite long, this time due to Kidney stone diary entries, and the happiness anecdotes towards the end. Plus the rare animated record of Karl laughing. You won't be disappointed, and if you are, you're an idiot. Play a record.

  • @sweeepzone5155
    @sweeepzone51554 жыл бұрын

    I agree with Karl in regards to the understanding a lion quote. Intellectuals conversing about obscure philosophers or astrophysics would be a lot harder to understand than listening to a lion talk about licking its bollocks and preying on antelope.

  • @AliciaNyblade
    @AliciaNyblade4 жыл бұрын

    Ricky's idea that all stress and worry about death would disappear if everyone just died in their sleep is absolute madness. That would make me terrified to go to sleep.

  • @brograb898

    @brograb898

    3 ай бұрын

    Has he seen ANY nightmare on elm street

  • @kaymuldoon3575

    @kaymuldoon3575

    3 ай бұрын

    Not me. That’s the way I prefer to go.

  • @garethperry5365

    @garethperry5365

    Ай бұрын

    Every time you wake up you'd have to run round checking if your loved ones were dead or not. Every day. That also means each time you go to sleep you'll have to potentially say goodbye forever to your family, just in case...

  • @AliciaNyblade

    @AliciaNyblade

    Ай бұрын

    @@garethperry5365 Right?! Everyone's stress and worry would be magnified by tenfold. Like I said, Ricky's nuts for thinking otherwise.

  • @JakeBiddlecome
    @JakeBiddlecome5 жыл бұрын

    At this point I've probably watched a straight weeks worth of Karl videos. Still funny.

  • @BookishDark
    @BookishDark8 күн бұрын

    48:41 as usual, he’s right - this HAS happened. There are entire chunks of history where civilization was almost entirely erased. I believe one example is the library of Alexandria? What’s fascinating about Karl is that he thinks of these things without knowing it’s true.

  • @hgwells1899
    @hgwells18997 жыл бұрын

    I had a cb back in those days and bizarrely my handle was Elephant Man. But no ladybreakers wanted an eyeball so I changed it to a 2000ad character called Stainless Steel Rat. Yeah like that was gonna work. Finally I settled on Pilkio 1 but some round headed twat challenged me to a boxing match. He sounded hard as nails so I went back to being penpals with myself. One nine for a copy

  • @CJ_YT.

    @CJ_YT.

    5 жыл бұрын

    How many candles ya burnin?

  • @ItzJigz187

    @ItzJigz187

    5 жыл бұрын

    heythereFuckyou what's your 20?

  • @rustyshackleforth763

    @rustyshackleforth763

    5 жыл бұрын

    One nine

  • @traviscrowell8946

    @traviscrowell8946

    5 жыл бұрын

    Stoneryoda 937 side on bring it in

  • @MaximumGlitch

    @MaximumGlitch

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@traviscrowell8946 alright.

  • @Ld_ashley
    @Ld_ashley4 ай бұрын

    The funny thing is, Karl has predicted alot of things that are happening or has happened recently

  • @vsvpzeus76

    @vsvpzeus76

    3 ай бұрын

    REAL TALK LIKE THE DIVV WITH A PAN ON HIS HEAD IN HOZZY

  • @DevInvest
    @DevInvest4 жыл бұрын

    Whoever did the animation- it’s brilliant.

  • @SupaCookie23
    @SupaCookie238 жыл бұрын

    love these alexo, whens part 3 come out?

  • @alexo1234ss1

    @alexo1234ss1

    8 жыл бұрын

    In a couple of months I suppose!

  • @user-jw4fx3bw8r
    @user-jw4fx3bw8r4 жыл бұрын

    "They don't have a sink" (On a rocket ship) "I know cause they have a dish washer"

  • @alexmorgan8436
    @alexmorgan84368 жыл бұрын

    I would love to sit in on one of these, i bet the outtakes are funnier than the podcast. Some episodes you can hear how fucking raw rickys voice is from having a fucking aneurysm from karls stupidity. Gen. I. Us.

  • @duranh
    @duranh8 жыл бұрын

    I love these videos!

  • @alexo1234ss1

    @alexo1234ss1

    8 жыл бұрын

    And I love you

  • @zarzanator1991
    @zarzanator19914 жыл бұрын

    3:00 The watch that counts down your life is actually a movie now called In Time from like 2015? Check it out! And Karl got asked for movie ideas!

  • @adriel8304
    @adriel83044 жыл бұрын

    I love you man, laughter really is the best medicine! ;)

  • @danutmh
    @danutmh4 жыл бұрын

    tl;dr Karl and his two possessive girlfriends

  • @timharbert7145
    @timharbert7145 Жыл бұрын

    I wish Karl had Elon Musk's money.

  • @ZoeyKirituOfficial
    @ZoeyKirituOfficial4 жыл бұрын

    Listening while in Quarantine.

  • @josephgodfrey2230
    @josephgodfrey22304 жыл бұрын

    seriously intelligent ricky and steve go a long way to prove that the educated can be down to earth. many thanks gents

  • @artvandelay4485
    @artvandelay44858 жыл бұрын

    one of the funniest things I have heard in a while.

  • @connorjones9512
    @connorjones95125 жыл бұрын

    I love how Karl listens to the kinks ❤

  • @MsHarpsychord
    @MsHarpsychord5 жыл бұрын

    Karl's theory about the safe streets is correct. If you've a load of areas in the city which are rough and you turn them into skateparks, gardens and historical landmarks or parks it becomes a tourist location reducing crime in the area.

  • @18199
    @181995 жыл бұрын

    It's funny hearing Ricky and Steve trying to antagonise Karl when in reality he's quicker and funnier than both of them

  • @hardhouse333

    @hardhouse333

    5 жыл бұрын

    He’s on another level.. absolutely quicker.

  • @Iglaaa
    @Iglaaa8 жыл бұрын

    Wisest man ever

  • @angelaknight7184
    @angelaknight7184 Жыл бұрын

    Thankyou guys

  • @jonfoulkes3160
    @jonfoulkes31602 ай бұрын

    Just coughed up beer through my nose, was chilling but I've never seen that elephant man animation. Caught me by surprise 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️ 1:08:06 🤣

  • @nadiablack4797
    @nadiablack4797Ай бұрын

    They are so mean to him ❤

  • @nounboy3184
    @nounboy31847 жыл бұрын

    I love Gervais, except when he gets really nasty. It's a bit of a weakness with him.

  • @mathewstrauss4700

    @mathewstrauss4700

    6 жыл бұрын

    Your an idiot

  • @MrBackoftheface

    @MrBackoftheface

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mathew Strauss *You’re

  • @My2Cents1

    @My2Cents1

    5 жыл бұрын

    They're not actually doing a show where two guys sit there constantly being mean and making fun of a third guy. It's all staged. Karl represents dumb people with their heads up their asses and their absurd ideas.

  • @143jcm

    @143jcm

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@My2Cents1 theyve been doing xfm for ages, its real.

  • @jodi2847

    @jodi2847

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@My2Cents1 I don't believe for a second that Karl is acting. If so, he's more brilliant than Sacha Baron Cohen and Andy Kaufman combined. No way.

  • @mylesn5550
    @mylesn55504 жыл бұрын

    Love this as always! Fuck netlfix begging with three adverts in 10 minutes, do we need em

  • @_J.F_
    @_J.F_5 жыл бұрын

    I don't know but I also think in my own accent. I think I would get a chock if I all of the sudden started thinking in a Scottish accent, and might not even understand everything I was thinking about.

  • @bradmassingham450
    @bradmassingham4506 жыл бұрын

    At what point does a school party after hours becomes a school assembly about crime, still found it funny though

  • @amberlane5181
    @amberlane51815 жыл бұрын

    WOW RICKY HAS MADE QUITE A LOT OF MONEY OFF THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF KARL.

  • @shawnpeacock1037

    @shawnpeacock1037

    4 жыл бұрын

    Haha this is not real karl is a creation of ricky steve and karl

  • @1who4me

    @1who4me

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ricky has based all his success on other people. So it’s no surprise

  • @VictoriaPatricia

    @VictoriaPatricia

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Cooz. household name because of Steve's writing.

  • @joebonnet4037

    @joebonnet4037

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@1who4me so so untrue

  • @theshamanite
    @theshamanite4 жыл бұрын

    When Karl was talking about modern cavemen, he was referencing the North Sentinelese people in the Andaman/Nicobar islands. Little has been determined of their language, and much of the data on them has been via observation. Weren't out of the Bronze Age until a shipwreck on their coast gave them access to metal, thereafter being used in the projectiles against helicopters.

  • @GoreINHUMANREMNANTS
    @GoreINHUMANREMNANTS5 жыл бұрын

    Great editi..........

  • @daddyblox6122
    @daddyblox61225 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the vids..LOVE THEM..right I'm off to save insects from a swimming pool and to play with some ladybirds😂

  • @alexo1234ss1

    @alexo1234ss1

    5 жыл бұрын

    Daddy Bloxsome And I love you.

  • @daddyblox6122

    @daddyblox6122

    5 жыл бұрын

    Agh your only human😉

  • @_millies_adventures_
    @_millies_adventures_4 жыл бұрын

    I love the animations

  • @CousinCreepy

    @CousinCreepy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Right! Very Hanna Barbara, like The Flintstones or The Jetsons. Also reminds me of Bullwinkle and the Fractured Fairytales cartoons. Brilliant!

  • @jasonstone8587
    @jasonstone85874 жыл бұрын

    CB Radio wow that takes me back. I remember meeting up with a couple of girls me and a mate were talking to . I think it was called an eyeball.

  • @anydaynow
    @anydaynow4 жыл бұрын

    Karl's the best.

  • @eggmanslimz
    @eggmanslimz4 жыл бұрын

    Karl is so much after than them that he lets them make fun of him while he continues on as if they aren't even really there... Lmao he's over them and their insults. He's very smart. Some strange thoughts but at least he thinks for himself.. lmao. I love Karl!

  • @lisahope9963
    @lisahope99638 жыл бұрын

    Karl Pilkington is a genius, i will only watch him in the Ricky Gervais show, i would love to spend 1 day with Karl on the ricky gervais show.

  • @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616

    @mist_oldskoolakatherollinr616

    8 жыл бұрын

    Me too #Lisa #ILoveKarlPilkington

  • @k.g.847

    @k.g.847

    7 жыл бұрын

    Moaning of life is pretty good at the very least watch the episode where Karl gets a hair piece but a good one. Seeing Karl so happy is worth it.

  • @mck2021
    @mck20215 жыл бұрын

    I genuinely felt sorry for Karl when they were laughing at him after reading his diary entry about throwing away the letter addressed to Mr Dilkington. I don't know why.

  • @reshmapatel325
    @reshmapatel325Ай бұрын

    I agree with everything karl says it is so logical . And somethings he has experienced I have too

  • @Bopperann
    @Bopperann4 жыл бұрын

    Carl is amazing.

  • @luciferchavei1653
    @luciferchavei16537 жыл бұрын

    I come here to think😁. Karl is actually a very quick, clever, uniquely, funny fella. What a brilliant show. Thé animation, The endless topics, The cups of coffee .....Such a good time😁. TY for posting. From the brilliant mind of Gervais.

  • @Cloudeusz
    @Cloudeusz4 жыл бұрын

    This feels more like the Karl Pilkington Show

  • @MWcrazyhorse
    @MWcrazyhorse8 жыл бұрын

    The weirdest thing has got to be why in the fuck did virtualy everyone in the 70s and 80s have a picture of a randomn kid in their house?

  • @blacktouge

    @blacktouge

    8 жыл бұрын

    Art ya mongolian

  • @bamfyfe

    @bamfyfe

    7 жыл бұрын

    Just think of the most famous internet meme! Now instead of it beeing on almost every computer, it was just a painting hanging in almost every house :X We are for sure weirder with our cat gifs then a crying boy lol

  • @sickistartform1
    @sickistartform17 жыл бұрын

    28:04 ... Ricky's never laughed so hard ...

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