"If the flat's a mess, it's a mess twice" 😂

No ads. Nice one matey

@euanscotland

2 жыл бұрын

Paying the 12 quid to KZread is money well spent.

@Sprite_525

2 жыл бұрын

@@euanscotland TRUE!

@monkeyslovewand

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sprite_525 well I haven't paid the £12... I'll let you both know how it goes?

@popplestonejames6612

2 жыл бұрын

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@joewright9879

Жыл бұрын

@@euanscotland Google sends its thanks.

Black screen. No ads. Great quality. Awesome compilations. Subscribed. Night all

How dull life would be without Karl... Lockdown laughter~ essential listening.

@audioandscifibooks3170

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed., even for the 10th time.

Ricky Gervais’ laugh is so contagious 🤣

@tee1up785

4 ай бұрын

Or annoying.

The little giggle and 'wtf' from Ricky when Karl explains he didn't think of putting his leg back down after kicking his height gets me passing myself everytime

“That’s the most stupid thing you’ve ever said!” “Yeah well listen to this then” LMAO

Thank you for posting x

Omg. I'm so glad I found these. I know I'm going to laugh for a wee bit and forget me problems for a tic. I'm so stressed most of the day and this is sweet release!

@dovesfan1

Жыл бұрын

Go see a professional leg rubber

@daescap9239

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@joewright9879

Жыл бұрын

@Chris Snyder perhaps, and I hope I’m wrong about this, but just perhaps they outside of your body is longer than the insides.

My favorite clips to watch of Karl is the blooper reel from when he acted in Derek with Ricky. If anyone hasn’t seen Derek your in for a treat! Especially the Mr T scene when Karl gives the magpie daughter a piece of his mind! He’s a great actor and doesn’t even know it! He uses real emotion without even realising how gifted he is. Also love how the program can make you cry with laughter and sadness, pity and empathy is amazing and probably one of the most underrated shows out there !

@dkhemmen

3 жыл бұрын

Oh man Derek is my absolute favourite. I liked it even better than After Life, which was great in its own right.

@dylangrove4888

2 жыл бұрын

@@dkhemmen fd8₩9*

@MeMyselfandI20

2 жыл бұрын

💯 couldn’t agree more with this! Derek is a masterpiece.

@Steven_McCrae

2 жыл бұрын

It really was , i miss Derek so much wish they would maybe do Christmas special or something like that ? 😔🙏

@yellowduckiee8966

Жыл бұрын

He hated acting and we can tell. He can only play an angry character to base the acting on something because he struggled without having something to be actually angry at 🤣 loved Derek but wasn't Karl's best. An idiot abroad comes wayyy above Derek for entertainment

Karl pilkington is the best human being on the planet 💙💪🏻

@eamomurray2526

2 жыл бұрын

I’ll go one further… Karl is the best living organism in the whole solar system 💙💪

@tyroon81

2 жыл бұрын

@@eamomurray2526 Replace the word "best" with "thickest" and you would have a very accurate description of Pilko! 😆

@cazcarr2002

2 жыл бұрын

@@eamomurray2526 .. ..

"Go back to Sheila's you can slag me off if you want, because you're not coming back here, fuck off!!" I love how wound up Karl gets in a completely imaginary scenario! 😂😂😂

@evacromwell236

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@joewright9879

Жыл бұрын

I hired Bob and Sheila after they left KP Plumbing. They were worthless.

I about wrecked laughing so hard at the bit about Karl trying to see through his eyelids.

@mikaelsongameofwar2360

3 жыл бұрын

Nearly died😂

@tyroon81

2 жыл бұрын

Instead of focusing with his mind, the tool tried to focus with his eyes, through his eyelids!! There's stupid, then there's Karl Pillockton 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@ITILII

Жыл бұрын

Karl Pilkington: not only can see even with his eyes closed...weird innit ? He's the Poet Laureate of England and President of Society ! And no more 'avin' a go at Karl, slaggin' him off....sick of it !!!

@tyroon81

Жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

Came here for Karl's rambles, Ricky's laugh, and Steve's witty one liners

@j-b-l8147

Жыл бұрын

Came here because it's just funny to hear Wheatley and Ricky Gervais in a podcast.

@iim4xii129

Жыл бұрын

@@j-b-l8147 And don't forget P. I. Staker from Hot Fuzz.

@chrisshaw9836

9 ай бұрын

​@@iim4xii129did they ever find the Swan?

Most of the Karl-Steve-Ricky content I listen on various channels are ones that I’ve already heard at least once. This one was fresh and extremely funny - especially the one where Karl tries to see his toes with his eyes closed. :-D

@VivalaryMan

3 жыл бұрын

This statement doesn't add up, infact these cuts are so common these are actually from the tv programme I'm sure.

@mortechrome

2 жыл бұрын

@@VivalaryMan Yes, they are. There are clips with the original animations from TV available.

20:40 “I’ve never been that lost.” The fact that he got lost in a field of nettles while he was walking and reading a book. Karl kills.

nice compilation thanks

Ahh, new comps for my sleepy time videos. Thanks for these mate

@PilkyPodcasts

3 жыл бұрын

No problem, Salt! If you're enjoying them, be sure to like, share and subscribe if you haven't yet!

@poobz3733

2 жыл бұрын

@@PilkyPodcasts love the show

You guys are awesome!

Ace collection cheers mate

‘I was using my eyes even though I had them shut’ 😂😂😂

Even my mum and dad don't remember me hahaha that's funny

When karl paused for a while when stephen asked him about his artistic expression and answered with whistle😂😂😂😂

Just fuckin brilliant. You three just massively click. Superb lads...

Karl for President 🤣✊🏾

@olivermateee547

2 жыл бұрын

His simplicity and honesty would actually be refreshing

Ricky’s reactions are over the top in the podcasts

@yourmum5895

Жыл бұрын

All podcasts have fake laughter. All of them.

« When kicked high I was so chuffed that I got it that high that I didn’t think to put it back down again » That is legitimately one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life

@warshipsatin8764

5 күн бұрын

just him saying "i kicked me height" with absolutely zero context almost kills me

I absolutely love this show it give me the giggles so much

Great ,keeps me laughing all day .

I must admit I had to pause this brilliant comedy video at 12:12 to wipe the tears of laughter off my face.

Thanks for no ads mate

I love Karl he is so funny. I need more on my site. keep up good work :)

these always give me a laugh 😂

My first memory is having my eyes glued together. Lmao

Trying to see through your eyelids Classic one of my favourites, along with my mam & dad don't remember me then 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Back watching this for like the hundredth time lol there’s times after Karl’s talkin ricky n Steve automatically say karls wrong when they’re clueless about the same thing n explain it wrongly 🤣

Brilliant lads

Karls tolerance of the other two is what makes this work, i think most people would either walk out or knock them out.

@joewright9879

3 жыл бұрын

Right? Sock full of brass for the other two.

@MUSIC4TRUTH....

3 жыл бұрын

@@joewright9879 they are good in their own right, but they obviously started out trying to bully Karl.

@olivermateee547

2 жыл бұрын

Totally wrong but I understand why you might think it's like that.

@MUSIC4TRUTH....

2 жыл бұрын

@@olivermateee547 well its bullying really isn't it, Karl just lets them get on with it and sometimes dishes out himself imo

@olivermateee547

2 жыл бұрын

@@MUSIC4TRUTH.... Not at all mate, they made his career and actually are friends in real life. Stop being ridiculous

‘Even me mam & dad cant remember me back then’ 😂

A listen to this every day n it still funny as fuck

Karl has to know how incredibly funny he is, no?

The background noices 😂😂

Again. Monuments for Those Heroes 💗

‘Thoughts , Karl? ‘ you know somethings about to go off after those words.

That's a hell of an ending lol

Can’t wait for my appointment with the professional back rubber in a few weeks

"Professional leg rubber."

Steven would be well happy that had me 🤣

I feel sorry for karl, they laugh at him but everything he says at least once weve thought about it just his thought processes are a bit strange but into context i completely understand his theories

@olivermateee547

2 жыл бұрын

Very true, but don't feel sorry for him, Karl knows it's all jokes and it's all just entertainment.

@rensb9214

Жыл бұрын

I have never thought about having a baby grow inside an old woman so that when she dies a baby gets born, so her life continues. Maybe that’s just me

My eyes were closed but I was still using them.

“Id just get in the tank”

Karl's only friend on holiday was a calculator 😂😂😂

I love that Karl gets annoyed that modern medicine allows people to live longer. 😄

@tyroon81

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I wonder if he will refuse them in later life, if he needs them🤔

Nothing will ever be so entertaining again. What do we do now?

Kicked me height.

1:10:21 Karl's Munchie method.

Remember people, only professional leg-rubbers have towels, don’t accept second best! 😇😌

“I was strainin’ ‘em”

I've got towels too if anyone wants rubbing.....

21:21 ever seen the tarot card "the fool?"

Omg I never expect the kick me height and I lose my damn mind every time. Might be the funniest phrase in existence.

Paranoid blood lol ha ha and I have never laughed so much in my life

I agree with Karl I can't be doin with pretentious art critics. "Oh I think he was trying to portray.." Naw. Half of them were off their tits while painting.

That laugh is put on Big Time To Look Good

I kicked me height a few years ago... pulled my hamstring and was out of action for 6 months.

😴😂 went to sleep listening to Karl and just awoke this morning to their convo about the problem hole and Ricky exclaiming about Karl "he's got a gene, a ball and a hole! No wonder there's no f***ing room for a brain!!" 😂😂😂

I eat a beatle because I thought it was licorice 😂🤣😂🤣

I guess Ricky doesn't understand the concept of visualization. That sounds like what Karl was describing.

He's 33? Tough paper round?😂

“If you want to do a serious point, don’t do animals” oh lord please don’t let him see fritz the cat or bojack horseman haha I wish he had a reaction channel so we could see what he thinks of everything nowadays

You can get fish and chips and all 🤣🤣

I wonder if hes had that boiler sorted yet

No ads???

play a record

I’m not gonna big myself up

33:13 Karl 😅

New dream that would top everything: Karl debates a flat earther.

Ooh

The doctor had towels. Good enough for me!

I'm with him on the mirrors, me and girlfriend have mirrored wardrobes in front of our bed, we find ourselves talking to each other through the mirror when we're in bed

@andrewhadden133

9 ай бұрын

You get to see each other twice

8:15

🤣

😮

No way they remember being 2 or 3 ffs I can't remember anything under 7 I'm 33

Steve loves encouraging Karl but that knob Ricky just takes over, has to be the centre of attention when the real star is Karl

Karl has a point about the pain that you feel with kidney stones and leg injuries. Rick needs to zip it. He just sounds rude. Pain is pain, and shouldn't be ridiculed.

Night boys sleep well

@Musicshit137

Жыл бұрын

Good night 😴 😀

His one munchie would be his last munchie

Many years later Carl is still knocking about with a calculator and a brick

Its called REM

Slip another disc, manc fuk wit🤦‍♂️🚬

39:40

i kicked me height

Karl would probably explode if he knew how many medicines, etc that he takes that have already been tested on mice! 🐭 Their brain chemistry is much closer to ours.

@marcuscrossley1368

3 жыл бұрын

Much closer to ours than his. His is closer to a chimp!

@thepontiacbandit7874

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcuscrossley1368 ‘That must be the arse.’

@adcuth1676

3 жыл бұрын

He'd kick himself....or his height.

@tyroon81

2 жыл бұрын

@@marcuscrossley1368 Worm😂

@archibaldbagge1235

2 жыл бұрын

@@tyroon81 Egg.

Kerspunk.

@gillymac9363

2 жыл бұрын

Mouth trap. Hungry hungry hom.. I'll stop lol

I'd rather be a blind mouse.

* Naar%-£%%

The laughing over the calculator was just annoying. I wanted to hear Karl's story, but couldn't because the two took over the conversation with their stupid loud laughter.

I don’t know which is more pathetic. Karl’s boring life or my listening to it. 🤷‍♀️😂

Its honestly annoying listening to this with the sound effects from the show