Hilarious Karl Pilkington 5

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Considering how many X FM shows/podcasts there are & that almost everything that comes out of Karl's mouth is comedy gold it's difficult to put together a list of his funniest comments. Therefore here are just a handful of my favourites.

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  • @oneonetwothreefiveeight
    @oneonetwothreefiveeight11 жыл бұрын

    fingers hovering over the volume knob in anticipation of ricky's laugh

  • @seanbrown8533

    @seanbrown8533

    Жыл бұрын

    🐱🎻😥

  • @Mrius86

    @Mrius86

    Жыл бұрын

    Knob News

  • @jacsmith7703

    @jacsmith7703

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @w8m4n

    @w8m4n

    9 ай бұрын

    Fingers bulging with imagined Rickys

  • @alfie69420

    @alfie69420

    8 ай бұрын

    Everything was to do with knob

  • @hypermecha223
    @hypermecha22311 жыл бұрын

    Steve: "There's no RAM pack - BLURGH" oh my god I laughed so hard I choked...seriously one of the funniest moments ever.

  • @richwatson1985

    @richwatson1985

    Жыл бұрын

    2 weeks init!

  • @rchaffer
    @rchaffer10 жыл бұрын

    5:40 - the things in Gremlins were actually called Mogwai, which explains why he went in that direction by Mowgli

  • @Bradless09

    @Bradless09

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Gremlin expert

  • @murilloomarson3061

    @murilloomarson3061

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah Ricky's such total asshat too busy bullying the poor fellow. Sad really that he must do this to a simpleton to feel smart.

  • @DovahFett

    @DovahFett

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@murilloomarson3061 You know not even Karl considered it bullying, and people asked him all the time if he ever felt he was being bullied. You know what his response always was? He said that people like you that accuse Ricky of abusing him are wasting your time and his time because all you do is just that, accuse. The complaints and objections of people like you changed nothing for Karl. To him talk is meaningless. And Karl's far from being some "poor fellow", Ricky's made him a millionaire, paid for him to travel the world, made him world famous, etc. Who knows where he would have ended up without Ricky. Being called a buffoon (which Karl himself has admitted to on occasion) is a small sacrifice to make for all of that. I also don't think Ricky does it to feel smart. He does it because it entertains him and the listener, and he knows how to get the best out of Karl. If he simply wanted to feel smart he'd go home and stare at his awards.

  • @murilloomarson3061

    @murilloomarson3061

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Oblivion'sLegend too long... didn't waste time reading it. make it shorter.

  • @DovahFett

    @DovahFett

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@murilloomarson3061 Words too long. Hurt caveman brain. Me go hit rock with head instead.

  • @MMKLYH
    @MMKLYH5 жыл бұрын

    There are always times of the year where I will watch Karl pilkington every day for a few weeks and these are the best times of the year

  • @1Kilili
    @1Kilili9 жыл бұрын

    Karl is soooo refreshingly authentic and pure. We all need to be a little more like Karly Pilkington :)

  • @ItsYaBoyYogi
    @ItsYaBoyYogi Жыл бұрын

    11:26 I love how tickled Karl is here lol

  • @jenspyck
    @jenspyck11 жыл бұрын

    "Jafa cakes cure cancer" I died!!! PLAY A RECORD

  • @emweeriot1081
    @emweeriot10818 жыл бұрын

    I was that wound up, I was sick

  • @CARLIN4737

    @CARLIN4737

    4 жыл бұрын

    👍 liked I

  • @DayneGodwin

    @DayneGodwin

    3 жыл бұрын

    "What do you mean I can't play Frogger?! *bluurghhh*"

  • @w8omg
    @w8omg10 жыл бұрын

    I love the part about "what were the things in "Gremlins" called? Very funny but I did know the word he was actually looking for was "Mogwai" not "gremlins"

  • @NiallSlimDrew

    @NiallSlimDrew

    9 жыл бұрын

    Well, technically they are called Gremlins but that one Gremlin was called Mogwai. If he said that "Whats that thing (singular) in Gremlins called" then he would of worked. /grammernazi

  • @thomasanderson6931

    @thomasanderson6931

    9 жыл бұрын

    Niall Drew Actually I think the mogwai where the little fluffy things that gizmo is and the gremlins are the scaly green bastards that spawned off of him.

  • @alriooreo

    @alriooreo

    9 жыл бұрын

    Thomas Anderson Bang on

  • @w8omg

    @w8omg

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** The plural of Mogwai is Mogwai.

  • @science8865

    @science8865

    8 жыл бұрын

    +FrigginTiiX Gremlins are evil or at least mischievous in Western mythology so both names fit the bad guys. Anyway, don't forget that they are the same creature, just different "phases". Loving the pedantry folk.

  • @harrychalmers2141
    @harrychalmers21419 жыл бұрын

    "Where are we?" Hahahaha

  • @JVCLUMD99
    @JVCLUMD9911 жыл бұрын

    i don't think i will ever get bored of Karl

  • @SoftwareTheft
    @SoftwareTheft11 жыл бұрын

    'where are we?' can't manage to locate himself in the space time continuum.

  • @ineffablemars
    @ineffablemars9 жыл бұрын

    11:33 I love hearing Karl laugh.

  • @iMertin

    @iMertin

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Nadheeran's Deep Space no that far but aye he doesn't laugh much

  • @tylerpatbatemandurden5777

    @tylerpatbatemandurden5777

    8 жыл бұрын

    xx

  • @jakempenney

    @jakempenney

    3 жыл бұрын

    And at 12.11 when him n ricky giggle 🤣

  • @sonnieM
    @sonnieM7 жыл бұрын

    When he mentioned Tandys 😂😂😂 that's where I got my Atari from lol

  • @14kip

    @14kip

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sonya Millward lol I csn remember buying my Nintendo from there 😂

  • @Jezidka
    @Jezidka10 жыл бұрын

    I've never heard Karl laugh so much. it's so strange and cute.

  • @blkcpdconure

    @blkcpdconure

    9 жыл бұрын

    An Idiot Abroad: Bucket List in the episode where he goes to New Zealand to bungee jump(doesn't do it) then ends up at that island where he does a 5 foot bungee jump. Then he talks to Ricky on the phone and genuinely laughs at himself. I love that scene!

  • @w8m4n

    @w8m4n

    5 жыл бұрын

    blkcpdconure yeah haha me too. He loves it. Probably the most I've seen him laugh. Always gets me

  • @pennycolquitt2595
    @pennycolquitt25957 жыл бұрын

    They need to create a series that is all recreations of events from Karl's childhood. Surely it would be a huge hit. Sort of like shameless but more bizarre.

  • @ITILII
    @ITILII2 жыл бұрын

    Who don't LOVE Pilky !!!!! Karl Pilkington for President of Society !!!😂

  • @Sheak04
    @Sheak0411 жыл бұрын

    imagine the crazy shit suzanne has heard

  • @JimbobFaz
    @JimbobFaz11 жыл бұрын

    Karl is the best, he speaks his mind and it is amazing!

  • @josephperei2024
    @josephperei2024 Жыл бұрын

    "What were the 'things' in gremlins called?" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JG-ib7xk
    @JG-ib7xk5 жыл бұрын

    "After half time."

  • @2006MC
    @2006MC11 жыл бұрын

    LOL thank you for the explanations, the jaffa cake bit was probably the hardest I laughed during this video...that and "they die don't they?"

  • @ketgremlin8776
    @ketgremlin87764 жыл бұрын

    “What are the things in gremlins called”

  • @JonnyInfinite

    @JonnyInfinite

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think he meant Mogwai

  • @cerealfamine1
    @cerealfamine18 жыл бұрын

    when did the bee sting you? when i was playing football. hahaha

  • @Paddy.C

    @Paddy.C

    8 жыл бұрын

    "No,I mean actually at what point during this story." "Just after halftime." Fucking priceless!!

  • @deanmarriott3123
    @deanmarriott312311 жыл бұрын

    the amount of times i listened to this!

  • @MrDungleweed
    @MrDungleweed10 жыл бұрын

    Comedy genius. Karl Pilkington!

  • @Tehweirdkat
    @Tehweirdkat11 жыл бұрын

    I lost it when Ricky said "For a snack" :'D

  • @stocksyere
    @stocksyere4 жыл бұрын

    Train set blown up 😂😂

  • @CARLIN4737
    @CARLIN47374 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant 🌞🌞cracking

  • @markgriffin6197
    @markgriffin61979 жыл бұрын

    Karl is just class he realy makes me laugh

  • @2006MC
    @2006MC11 жыл бұрын

    it's funny you guys explained it to me using the term biscuit haha....luckily I know that that's what we call a cookie lol

  • @JoeWright30
    @JoeWright3010 жыл бұрын

    Nicely done

  • @noveltybobel
    @noveltybobel10 жыл бұрын

    I would love to live my life with Karl Pilkington's brain in my head

  • @freakkiller277
    @freakkiller27711 жыл бұрын

    well said

  • @shotsnoods
    @shotsnoods11 жыл бұрын

    I SWEAR, THIS BLOKE IS A FUCKING LEGEND.

  • @paulbradford8240
    @paulbradford8240 Жыл бұрын

    Steve :- "You're not confusing your past with an episode of Dr Who?" That made me laugh out loud and I'm on my own. So quick.

  • @filthyhole3962
    @filthyhole39624 жыл бұрын

    Fantastic job balancing the audio between clips, bravo

  • @clearedforlandingsim
    @clearedforlandingsim11 жыл бұрын

    09:51 Steve: "Where was she ( the elephant woman) going?" Ricky: "London Zoo please, brrrrrroooooooooo" hahaa brilliant

  • @Gamerinthehive
    @Gamerinthehive Жыл бұрын

    Met him a few years ago on his book tour, he is exactly the same in person too

  • @Zissou115
    @Zissou1157 жыл бұрын

    "I'm not sure you're from Manchester. I think you're from like Narnia or something" hahaha

  • @CoriniansSaySalame
    @CoriniansSaySalame11 жыл бұрын

    His face in the thumbnail XD

  • @LouisInHD
    @LouisInHD11 жыл бұрын

    funnies't thing on youtube!

  • @freddieandthebear
    @freddieandthebear11 жыл бұрын

    small cake, one half spongy, the other side has a bit of strong orange jelly hidden beneath a chocolate coating. (tea dipping risk = high)

  • @seanuk7757
    @seanuk77579 ай бұрын

    Carl is 100% correct about the baguette

  • @vergil43
    @vergil4311 жыл бұрын

    Rickys face on karls phone gets me everytime

  • @woody4114
    @woody411411 жыл бұрын

    I agree with you but you gotta admit its funny when karl is like "oh no" but yeh agree with you.

  • @FutureAbe
    @FutureAbe11 жыл бұрын

    good for you :)

  • @nflynn
    @nflynn Жыл бұрын

    Reality TV really missed an opp here, following Karl for a few days, would just have made such class TV

  • @ofir12212
    @ofir1221211 жыл бұрын

    do one more!!

  • @optifog
    @optifog11 жыл бұрын

    I've told anecdotes more than once, and they're not fake. :P

  • @TheLolPoster
    @TheLolPoster11 жыл бұрын

    Hes not on about the gremlins hes on about the cute ones :P

  • @geekydaddy7163
    @geekydaddy7163 Жыл бұрын

    All my youtube suggestions are Karl Pilkington videos😂

  • @johmedis
    @johmedis11 жыл бұрын

    "I'll be uhh... I'll be thirty next month. This month. No, next- Wha- Where are we?!"

  • @crafty192
    @crafty19210 жыл бұрын

    Yeah thats what I was thinking, like the animated show is the same conversations but re-done with swearing and extra bits of info

  • @onza222
    @onza22211 жыл бұрын

    6!!!

  • @domo400
    @domo4009 жыл бұрын

    Cheers to the misfits!!

  • @JelloMiniatures
    @JelloMiniatures11 жыл бұрын

    Mogwai when they are cute and cuddly, Gremlins when they go crazy.

  • @A7ibAllah
    @A7ibAllah8 жыл бұрын

    Mogwaiiiiiiii!!!

  • @Zkkr429

    @Zkkr429

    8 жыл бұрын

    +A7ibAllah Gremlins you twunt!

  • @A7ibAllah

    @A7ibAllah

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Josh Hanson 🖕

  • @playstationnation1515

    @playstationnation1515

    8 жыл бұрын

    They're Mogwai until they are fed after midnight and transform so it all depends on what stage of the creatures he's thinking of from the movie.

  • @isaacharkton6169

    @isaacharkton6169

    3 жыл бұрын

    Allah is gay

  • @THerculez
    @THerculez9 жыл бұрын

    How could you have not seen your brother for 11 years that's insane

  • @msloan8273

    @msloan8273

    8 жыл бұрын

    +HerculezGaming blindness

  • @THerculez

    @THerculez

    8 жыл бұрын

    +M Sloan loooooooooooool

  • @stocksyere

    @stocksyere

    4 жыл бұрын

    He was a bit mental like

  • @sammill1316

    @sammill1316

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hes dead now

  • @simonkevnorris

    @simonkevnorris

    Жыл бұрын

    Move to another country - worked for me.

  • @lucaj3937
    @lucaj393711 жыл бұрын

    you managed to get every sound level in this video completely different, amazing.

  • @pepelucho1751
    @pepelucho17514 жыл бұрын

    Play a record!

  • @mikkyochimp
    @mikkyochimp11 жыл бұрын

    thats the whole point

  • @Razvan90
    @Razvan908 жыл бұрын

    What are the things in 'Gremlins' called?

  • @shaunpearson7905

    @shaunpearson7905

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Razvan Radu mogwai

  • @ThePresident001
    @ThePresident0019 жыл бұрын

    Spuds for heads

  • @RoryEastwayMMA
    @RoryEastwayMMA11 жыл бұрын

    the bit when ricky and steve start making karl out to look like a fool for saying "What were the things in gremlins called?" after he hears the word 'Mogli' ... that bit pisses me off so much, because they were actually called Mogwai in gremlins and karl was spot on.. sorta ;)

  • @AaRoNMaRsHy
    @AaRoNMaRsHy11 жыл бұрын

    its like a biscuit but soft like a cake coverd in chocolate and under the chocolate there is a orange flavored jelly lol thats how i would explain it and there really nice

  • @LucicPower
    @LucicPower11 жыл бұрын

    I think the Father on that 70's show might be Karls Father.

  • @Zerpentile93
    @Zerpentile9310 жыл бұрын

    I wonder how many other Karls there are out there who are not known. :)

  • @seanbrown8533

    @seanbrown8533

    Жыл бұрын

    0

  • @Metrallata
    @Metrallata10 жыл бұрын

    4:00 picture explanation- Karl showing how he has to pay to receive text messages, so ricky texts him things like this.

  • @Crashpng
    @Crashpng9 жыл бұрын

    0:04 i luv english bull terriers

  • @WowGAM3RZ

    @WowGAM3RZ

    9 жыл бұрын

    MrSlothGameing love how you spelt "gaming" wrong xD looooool

  • @Crashpng

    @Crashpng

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** XD ik

  • @naqdensjam
    @naqdensjam11 жыл бұрын

    "What are the thhings in gremlins caled?"

  • @eminc4135
    @eminc413510 жыл бұрын

    And Karl is a lucky man.

  • @jaythosonmp439
    @jaythosonmp4394 жыл бұрын

    doctor: see mr gervais you have too much air in your lungs, i prescribe you with getting 2 stupid answers from karl pilkington for 4 days, you'll have no air left from laughing

  • @Impulze08
    @Impulze0811 жыл бұрын

    They're a sort of cake/biscuit with a sponge base, and an orange-flavoured jelly coated in chocolate on top

  • @OK2BCK
    @OK2BCK10 жыл бұрын

    he IS one

  • @mickeyesa
    @mickeyesa11 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, he's naturally loud with a high pitched laugh. My laugh is the same way.

  • @SuperflyGaming
    @SuperflyGaming11 жыл бұрын

    Custard Creams, Bourbon Creams, Malted Milk, Nice, Jaffa Cakes, Chocolate coated, Digestive, Rich Tea

  • @crafty192
    @crafty19210 жыл бұрын

    I listen to these guys all the time, but they often have the same conversations 2 or more times and its like they are having it for the first time. Sometimes makes me think that they set the conversations up on purpose

  • @psychobollox
    @psychobollox11 жыл бұрын

    holy fuck, batman! (excuse convoluted pun!) i've scanned that - very interesting ... gonna read properly later, when i've eaten. thank you ever so much for that! :)

  • @CurtachiDKidd
    @CurtachiDKidd11 жыл бұрын

    this was 10 years ago wow

  • @DarkHelm78
    @DarkHelm7811 жыл бұрын

    If you get the mogwai wet, it will give birth to more mogwai. If you feed it after midnight, then it turns into a gremlin.

  • @Enceladus5280
    @Enceladus528011 жыл бұрын

    All of those types you listed are available from every grocery and convenience store in America, and are located in, get this, the cookie aisle.

  • @animeswitch
    @animeswitch11 жыл бұрын

    the name for things like cookies like rich tea biscuits, hobnobs, custard creams, chocolate bonbons.

  • @jedwardnygma9245
    @jedwardnygma924511 жыл бұрын

    Karls brother is a FUCKING LEGEND!!!

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch16916910 жыл бұрын

    The things in Gremlins were called Mogwai. He's not thinking of 'gremlins'.

  • @lanamal
    @lanamal11 жыл бұрын

    I wanted to say the same thing but these shows are years and years old lol..

  • @TheLolPoster
    @TheLolPoster11 жыл бұрын

    like 75% of the time xD

  • @14kip
    @14kip11 жыл бұрын

    eliphantitas haaaaaaa''''

  • @thebeatles240
    @thebeatles24011 жыл бұрын

    'What are the things in Gremlins called?'

  • @TheLydianRocks
    @TheLydianRocks11 жыл бұрын

    The Mogwai spawns other Mogwai if it gets wet. The original was the only one that DIDN'T turn into a gremlin, If it eats after midnight it will turn, if it's spawn eat after midnight they will turn. In the end the original Mogwai is the only one who didn't (and refused) to eat after midnight. I feel old..... :D

  • @stewie1974
    @stewie197411 жыл бұрын

    They were talking about mogli from the jungle book, karl asks what the things in Gremlins were called.... Come on Ricky, see the link... He was asking what the -non- Gremlins were... the Mogwai... Mogli...Mogwai....see the connection.

  • @0229jc94
    @0229jc9411 жыл бұрын

    Press pause -> press play -> press '5' a few times -> laugh

  • @TheMrFunktastic2
    @TheMrFunktastic210 жыл бұрын

    Fuckin' hippo in 'ere!

  • @Ellis01234567890
    @Ellis0123456789011 жыл бұрын

    Karl... We've had sky here for quite a while now... We even have internet.

  • @temporarymomentary
    @temporarymomentary11 жыл бұрын

    Mogwai ? The post-rock band from Scotland ? I'm confused :D

  • @mogwaigremlin7188
    @mogwaigremlin718810 жыл бұрын

    Kark is quite correct about the origins of the crusty bread butty.

  • @paulbradford8240
    @paulbradford8240 Жыл бұрын

    There are some that believe Karl's origin of the baguette, although the Napoleon link is just a theory.

  • @AlexLilley
    @AlexLilley11 жыл бұрын

    I wouldn't be surprised if they repeated this conversation somewhere later down the line and used that instead. They often repeat some of Karl's stories even in the podcasts from the radio show

  • @spinny003
    @spinny0033 жыл бұрын

    Elephantitus

  • @OneManArmy578
    @OneManArmy57811 жыл бұрын

    She is a lucky woman

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