Karl Pilkington - Words of Wisdom (Complete)

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  • @chrisrobinson6712
    @chrisrobinson6712 Жыл бұрын

    This is helping my depression. I wonder if Karl knows how important he is to some people's lives

  • @emirozdemir2037

    @emirozdemir2037

    Жыл бұрын

    same here, pilkington therapy

  • @Fleischmann773

    @Fleischmann773

    Жыл бұрын

    Depression sucks! Kp has for some parts of my so far adult life been one of my best friend. Especially during tough periods of my life. I actually owe him more than anyone else.

  • @CrownprinceA2Z

    @CrownprinceA2Z

    Жыл бұрын

    Hope you get over it soon!

  • @rocky13m

    @rocky13m

    Жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @AA-hg5fk

    @AA-hg5fk

    Жыл бұрын

    Same mate, I listen almost every night. Keep on trucking.

  • @papabird4425
    @papabird442511 ай бұрын

    "If the birds gone, the words gone." Brilliant Karl

  • @widsy2012
    @widsy20122 жыл бұрын

    "Is this you or your brain"? "We're both listening"

  • @TehCheese
    @TehCheese2 жыл бұрын

    "I'm using me fables..." "Use your brains instead" Seriously underrated bit there. Ricky so quick on the draw!

  • @arniejohnson8012

    @arniejohnson8012

    2 жыл бұрын

    not rly if u were gamer it would be insta answer in any im using thing

  • @TehCheese

    @TehCheese

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@arniejohnson8012 Remember that theory you had where if you keep talking, eventually your brain will come up with something? It hasn't.

  • @ianinkster2261

    @ianinkster2261

    2 жыл бұрын

    To this day I'm wondering what he thinks a fable is. He thinks an "analogy" is a "little story told quickly", so I'm guessing he thinks a fable is an analogy, given that the Jack Daniels guff is an analogy.

  • @jonsegerros

    @jonsegerros

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TehCheese really wasnt that clever

  • @DGlesterHadunkichud

    @DGlesterHadunkichud

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Derek Knight it was Bozwallocks

  • @GhostFaceReviews
    @GhostFaceReviews2 ай бұрын

    The loose change falling out of Ricky's pocket and Karl questioning what the noise was in horror was brilliant 😂

  • @user-ed6ix2kf9r
    @user-ed6ix2kf9r Жыл бұрын

    I love how Karl predicts the Metaverse and Ricky just laughs at him haha

  • @unforgivable06

    @unforgivable06

    Жыл бұрын

    Karl perfectly predicted augmented reality. Lmaooo

  • @mikeylestreets

    @mikeylestreets

    Жыл бұрын

    I've heard a couple of things now while listening to these before bed, he's said a few prescient things but they just laugh at him cos he doesn't actually know he's being profound

  • @jinstinky501

    @jinstinky501

    Жыл бұрын

    FYI. He got it from watching Dr Who.

  • @edmunddonnelly3881

    @edmunddonnelly3881

    Жыл бұрын

    Does the Metaverse exist anymore?

  • @GreenEyedDazzler

    @GreenEyedDazzler

    Жыл бұрын

    @@edmunddonnelly3881no lmao

  • @jackgold8321
    @jackgold83212 жыл бұрын

    My ideal dinner party guest is Karl.

  • @claudialudovice4790

    @claudialudovice4790

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's amazing!!!

  • @tyroneaskew9057

    @tyroneaskew9057

    2 жыл бұрын

    ❤️❤️ how does anyone think that anyone could script what he says 😂😂😂

  • @kerstineksmo

    @kerstineksmo

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes!

  • @themayor6355

    @themayor6355

    2 жыл бұрын

    If I hit the lottery I would seriously consider to pay just to hang out with him for a day and get his thoughts on different subjects.

  • @hankkingsley9183

    @hankkingsley9183

    2 жыл бұрын

    You need Ricky there too. He brings out the Pilkington's best bits.

  • @MfJediKnight
    @MfJediKnight3 жыл бұрын

    I'm convinced that I've nearly listened to every one of their PC's. Absolutely HAS to be the BEST podcast to ever exist to date. Its so fucking good, ill listen to the same episode I've heard 3 times already.

  • @jeezuschryst

    @jeezuschryst

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ive done the rounds 15+ times including the xfm sessions.. it still blows me away

  • @emilyhundl15

    @emilyhundl15

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @leegoddard7565

    @leegoddard7565

    2 жыл бұрын

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  • @xkinsey3831

    @xkinsey3831

    2 жыл бұрын

    been listening for nearly 3 years now. I don't watch in order so I've no clue how many times I've heard them all by now, but I can recite a majority of the conversations they have as they talk 😭😂

  • @84theviking

    @84theviking

    2 жыл бұрын

    i have listened to all more than 3 times times 3 ..lol f norway

  • @marcfenwick7635
    @marcfenwick7635 Жыл бұрын

    Anyone who relates to Karl is a legend we are real people up in here

  • @twinkieman237
    @twinkieman23715 күн бұрын

    Just went through a terrible breakup, these compilations are keeping me sane. Thank you K. Dilkington

  • @shiiche
    @shiiche9 ай бұрын

    To be fair, they all laugh at him for being dumb, but the moment he was asked “What superpower would you have,” his first thought was “Would this *really* make me happy?” A lot of people wouldn't think that far ahead.

  • @Deadman1000

    @Deadman1000

    2 ай бұрын

    That's not a sign of intelligent thought though, Karl was neurotic. Him questioning things is one thing but he always asked the dumbest question one could think of

  • @dntnawall
    @dntnawall2 жыл бұрын

    i like how karl just casually predicts augmented reality like 20 years ago

  • @Apexseal1

    @Apexseal1

    2 жыл бұрын

    and Ricky just takes the piss out of him :/ sometimes karl is pretty smart and he's just swept off

  • @nickc247

    @nickc247

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm sure some mental case thought up the cell phone 300 years ago too

  • @liamsnedden8278

    @liamsnedden8278

    Жыл бұрын

    Ar is kinda dumb tho 😂 vr is better and it can keep getting better but I’ve yet to see someone use any ar device in public

  • @dntnawall

    @dntnawall

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@liamsnedden8278 the two examples off the top of my head are pokemon go and plenty of snapchat filters using augmented reality. it might not reach the scale of vr in terms of completely reimagining the world but it definitely has its applications for an average consumer

  • @dbenz8632

    @dbenz8632

    Жыл бұрын

    This podcast is 20 years old?

  • @Ed-mu5or
    @Ed-mu5or Жыл бұрын

    57:00 Karl’s point about chewing is actually scientifically true. I read recently that one of the reasons we evolved so quickly is because we stopped spending so much of our time chewing (chimps chew 16 hours a day) once we discovered fire to cook food, which allowed us to devote more time to other things like crafting tools, which caused us to rapidly develop intellectually!

  • @callanbole6673

    @callanbole6673

    Жыл бұрын

    @Bronson WWH shut up and appreciate the knowledge I never knew that

  • @callanbole6673

    @callanbole6673

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Ed-mu5or thank u

  • @Ed-mu5or

    @Ed-mu5or

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kioshi1474 says the dude who uploads Skyrim videos to his 3 subscribers

  • @kioshi1474

    @kioshi1474

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Ed-mu5or just realised I messaged the wrong dude lol, was meant to message the dude roasting you thst deleted his messages. Forgive me 😂

  • @enterpassword3313

    @enterpassword3313

    Жыл бұрын

    Chimps chew 16 hours a day? Lol no

  • @rationalbacon5872
    @rationalbacon587210 ай бұрын

    The fact they laugh and call Karl the idiot when he's right about almost everything is the real joke

  • @hiriqnu

    @hiriqnu

    6 ай бұрын

    Oh boy. You're not too bright huh?

  • @user-ug4dx6ul4d

    @user-ug4dx6ul4d

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@hiriqnuhe's right a lot more than they give him credit for. I love Ricky, but on these he sometimes jumps into berating Karl, and when pressed shows he has no idea what he's talking about. However, I'm not trying to say Karl is smart🤣

  • @darthos6257

    @darthos6257

    2 ай бұрын

    Right about almost everything? He's wrong almost constantly 😂

  • @williamray4512
    @williamray45122 ай бұрын

    I'm convinced that Karl Pilkington has invented everything ever before hand. Every genius thought are common thoughts to him.

  • @mattgsm
    @mattgsm2 жыл бұрын

    "If the bird's gone, the word's gone"

  • @SewerTapes
    @SewerTapes2 жыл бұрын

    I would love to play a Karl Pilkington videogame, based on his logic and the world as he describes it.

  • @BobbyTMF

    @BobbyTMF

    2 жыл бұрын

    ones out there. it’s a interactive indie sandbox game where you live in a world with stories from karl like his childhood etc

  • @blackie75

    @blackie75

    2 жыл бұрын

    you would just die automatically and it would give you a screen saying "what's the point"

  • @SewerTapes

    @SewerTapes

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Derek Knight Probably just go have a look at a slug.

  • @zenmindstate110

    @zenmindstate110

    2 жыл бұрын

    Damn you must be tripping hard

  • @SewerTapes

    @SewerTapes

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@zenmindstate110 I probably smoked a bit of weed when I wrote that. Tripping hard is the time I was at a friend's house on synthetic mescaline, and became convinced Leonardo DiCaprio was spying on us from a hot air balloon concealed by a "cloud generator". The hardest I ever saw that same friend trip was the time he took a bunch of acid and started accusing me of stealing his face. Good times.

  • @highspeed-374
    @highspeed-374 Жыл бұрын

    This man is an absolute legend.

  • @anon17472
    @anon174722 жыл бұрын

    I love that Karl describes AR and they dismiss it as 'bollocks will never work'

  • @philbecker4676

    @philbecker4676

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well tbf it hasn't really caught on.

  • @onesaltie

    @onesaltie

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@philbecker4676 was thinking the sane thing lol they we giving him shit and i was thinking but that is a thing thats happening now 20 years on

  • @anon17472

    @anon17472

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@philbecker4676 it does exist though

  • @ugxrorke3190

    @ugxrorke3190

    2 жыл бұрын

    just look at the vr headsets

  • @UsingGorillaLogic

    @UsingGorillaLogic

    2 жыл бұрын

    He did describe it really really poorly

  • @bubbledmango1373
    @bubbledmango1373 Жыл бұрын

    “One Size Fits All, And It-It Fucking Doesn’t” Holy Shit Man 😂

  • @JamesBongo
    @JamesBongo Жыл бұрын

    Karl is just so honest about what he thinks. Say what you will about Karl but he is one of the most intellectually honest people ever and thats something more people should try to be. Instead of just faking intelligence by just simply repeating something someone else said. I think most people dont really do the work themselves they just kinda adopt other peoples perceptions on things because they are too afraid of looking stupid!

  • @garyskelly4677

    @garyskelly4677

    Жыл бұрын

    I love his honesty

  • @Deadman1000

    @Deadman1000

    Жыл бұрын

    Karl's world runs on his feelings which are never factually backed up by fact. He is dumber than a box of rocks because he doesn't use his brain, he uses his heart.

  • @JamesBongo

    @JamesBongo

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Deadman1000 I disagree

  • @JamesBongo

    @JamesBongo

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Deadman1000 what does his work runs of feeling even mean like an example

  • @user-ug4dx6ul4d

    @user-ug4dx6ul4d

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@JamesBongoyou disagree yet can't string a sentence together🙄

  • @vidiveniviciDCLXVI
    @vidiveniviciDCLXVI2 жыл бұрын

    Analogy that sums up Karl Dilkington the best is "Even a broken clock is right twice a day".

  • @chattingesque372

    @chattingesque372

    Жыл бұрын

    *Pilkington

  • @GreenEyedDazzler

    @GreenEyedDazzler

    Жыл бұрын

    @@chattingesque372fake fan

  • @chattingesque372

    @chattingesque372

    Жыл бұрын

    @@GreenEyedDazzler well his name really isn't Mr. Dilkington, that was a misprint

  • @scorps192

    @scorps192

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@chattingesque372well done sherlock

  • @ipleasenothing
    @ipleasenothing2 жыл бұрын

    If the bird's gone, the word can, surely.

  • @IamKnucks
    @IamKnucks2 жыл бұрын

    The bits without Ricky and Steve really make me realize just how much you need the counterpoint

  • @paulhaynes3688
    @paulhaynes368811 ай бұрын

    Fawlty Towers, Blackadder goes forth, and Karl Pilkington, funniest ever.

  • @KING7CANTONA

    @KING7CANTONA

    2 ай бұрын

    League of gentlemen and peep show

  • @MikailStoner
    @MikailStoner2 жыл бұрын

    "Does the brain control you, or are you controlling the brain? ...I don't know if I'm in charge of mine"

  • @theottovanpagel

    @theottovanpagel

    2 жыл бұрын

    Your consciousness controls your mind witch controls your body.

  • @OddChap87

    @OddChap87

    2 жыл бұрын

    Does free will exist? Karl was asking a profound question here and they shot him down

  • @MikailStoner

    @MikailStoner

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@OddChap87 Whenever Karl makes a good point or asks a good question, he's shot down and talked over.

  • @slinkerdeer
    @slinkerdeer2 жыл бұрын

    Karl might say some stupid or hilariously implausible things but he hit the nail *spot on the head* at 49:02

  • @kennethcrossan8469

    @kennethcrossan8469

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bang on, exactly what I thought!!

  • @themountain3461

    @themountain3461

    2 жыл бұрын

    I came to the comments section to say exactly this. Basically, he’s describing Deep State or The Elite or whatever name you use for permanent unelected people in charge

  • @georgie535
    @georgie53511 ай бұрын

    1:25:37 If only Karl knew how others can easily see his golden heart… ah Karl… we need people with heart of gold Karl. This world is less colourful without you!

  • @catatonicable
    @catatonicable2 жыл бұрын

    Strangely relaxing and destressing...In these trying times...Thank You

  • @cagasfcafsg7594
    @cagasfcafsg75942 жыл бұрын

    karl will sometimes actually bring up a good point he just ruins it with stupid examples

  • @TheExiledTexan
    @TheExiledTexan11 ай бұрын

    That _Hilda!_ at 2:12:07 killed me.

  • @fortnitegamer1850
    @fortnitegamer18502 жыл бұрын

    I love Rickys reactions and his laugh 😂

  • @jimboardman9904
    @jimboardman99042 жыл бұрын

    Im shocked ricky hadn't heard of an elephant in the room. These podcasts and xfm are unreal never repeatedly listened to something b4 so many time and never get board of it!!! It gets better and better with age

  • @HaggardPillockHD

    @HaggardPillockHD

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sarcasm....

  • @peterdemkiw3280

    @peterdemkiw3280

    2 жыл бұрын

    No such saying as "an elephant in the room" it's "the elephant in the room" have a little think about what the difference is.

  • @ziggle5000

    @ziggle5000

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is there something wrong with your thumb causing you to occasionally randomly hit the spacebar twice instead of once?

  • @chunkybird1241
    @chunkybird12414 ай бұрын

    33:56 Instead of saying 'the problem with the moon is, dot dot dot', perfect opportunity to say 'the problem with the moon is, eclipsis' 😂❤

  • @salami99
    @salami992 жыл бұрын

    Karl is no sheep say what u will

  • @tilatsiddiqui3969

    @tilatsiddiqui3969

    2 жыл бұрын

    Gervais is indeed funny, with good good stand up show, but with only one hit show, the office, that was allowed by the powers that be to be franchised and become a hit in The US, allegedly? Why does the helliweird satanick masonick US/UK sweetheart, ever so boastful, mocking, namedropping,totally relatable, down to earth ,self made, everyday-common man from an ordinary working class family, and deceiving multimillionaire sellout seriously expect the discerning public to fall for the scripted , gaslighting and indoctrinating Schtick, allegedly? Isn’t the satanick masonick aethiest Gervais a shill aka and controlled opposition allegedly? Doesn’t the gender inverted female, Gervais comes from french elite bloodline family, allegedly ? How has Gervais been allowed to spill the beans and slag off top ranking ,high profile billionaire players from within the entire hellyweird entertainment industry at the Oscars without any repercussions to career allegedly? What spy agency does Gervais work for? Gervais just happens to be besties, with another UK/US failed actor comedian wannabe, Russell Brand, allegedly ? Who exactly is the mediocre, disgraced, failed multimillionaire and gender inverted female masquerader, actor comedian Russ Brand and who is working for? Why does Brand,another obvious hellyweird satanick masonick shill actor, aka controlled opposition, unfunny mediocre actor Complete with a similar fake totally implausible cover-story of being raised in a single parent poor working class home, complete with pseudo cockney working class type accent and with implausible tales of woe in order to garnish public sympathy and support of being a recovering sex addict,crack head, alcoholic and being so called disgraced and fired and black balled by the BBC Media machine and entertainment industry, allegedly? How Has Brand mysteriously re-invented herself on you tube with millions of followers, and comedy tours as a the fake, know- it all, Svengali so called new age guru, complete with sandals and robes, allegedly? Isn’t Brand too from an elite family and was assigned to US as a spy/handler and just happened to end up marrying and divorcing satanick masonick Helliweird entertainment industry’s high ranking Witch the A list pop-princess, Katy Perry and then proceed to date Princess Diana’s half sister, Jemima Goldsmith who is from an elite blood line family and just happens to be prime minister of Pakistan’s ex wife,allegedly? Aren’t The public wary of Gervais’s and Brand’s predictable pompous sellout schtik of mocking the public and flaunting their multimillionaire status while at the same time pretending to be down with the working classes, and sellout demanding done type of guru status with their aethiest indoctrinations all in the name of mocking and comedy, complete fake-empathy to mental illness, addictions and being poor, allegedly? Why do both Gervais and Russ Brand throw-up satanick masonick handsigns throughout their stand-up comedy shows to pay homage to their helliweird entertainment industry handlers, allegedly?

  • @nickiebanchou
    @nickiebanchou Жыл бұрын

    Karl: basically describes VR Goggles Ricky: "that's bollocks, why would anyone want that! "

  • @rickdonnelly3937
    @rickdonnelly3937 Жыл бұрын

    "what yeaar are we in?" 😂😂😂😂😂 No, matter how many times I hear it.

  • @malcolmguile9077
    @malcolmguile90775 ай бұрын

    You just made 2hr50 mins or work SO much better. Thank you! Great job cutting up all the audio and putting it all together too.

  • @davelordy
    @davelordy Жыл бұрын

    The thing about an infinite number of monkeys (or a single monkey given infinite attempts) being guaranteed to type out the works of Shakespeare is mistaken, there will be infinite chances, but infinite chances doesn't guarantee any particular outcome (and it certainly doesn't [can't] guarantee all outcomes), for example with a single monkey given infinite attempts, the monkey could type the letter 'd' on each attempt, forever.

  • @POVCAST_YT

    @POVCAST_YT

    3 ай бұрын

    I'm with Karl...it wouldn't 'appen

  • @apmac6723
    @apmac67232 жыл бұрын

    An ice cube the size of empire state into a glass of jack Daniels

  • @joeeyaura
    @joeeyaura11 ай бұрын

    "sick of it" one of his favorite words...

  • @carolinedenham5249
    @carolinedenham5249 Жыл бұрын

    I just love listening to Karl, he really makes me laugh 😂

  • @patrickbateman9850
    @patrickbateman98502 жыл бұрын

    Karl invented the metaverse

  • @kgbdesignglobal2526
    @kgbdesignglobal25262 ай бұрын

    So nice to hear Karl speak without being interrupted by Steve

  • @nathanbird8213

    @nathanbird8213

    2 ай бұрын

    Or Ricky yelling at Steve to shut up

  • @EggFiesta
    @EggFiesta Жыл бұрын

    Image how brilliant it would be to sat in the snug of an old traditional pub with these 3 having a few pints.

  • @RustCole01
    @RustCole012 жыл бұрын

    Ricky is a comedy legend but Karl saved this show. Ricky and Steve are pretty good but the unbelievable luck that Ricky caught here is amazing. Just by chance, Karl ends up in Ricky's orbit... think Karl was filling in for the producer or sound tech. It's like a Forrest Gump-type plot. But credit to Gervais for bringing KP onto the show and then recognizing that he struck gold. It's like the real life Joe Dirt.

  • @Number-id8ld
    @Number-id8ld27 күн бұрын

    "They only let us vote, so we feel like we're having a say in whats going on...the best thing you can do is look after yourself"

  • @mortenosmann2213
    @mortenosmann22134 ай бұрын

    His brilliance is beyond understanding

  • @jwsuicides8095
    @jwsuicides80954 ай бұрын

    Great to hear segments I've to heard before. Thanks!

  • @Simon-fr4ts
    @Simon-fr4ts11 ай бұрын

    Fish, mermaid, man. Nothing beats that. Dead.

  • @hayleywright2966
    @hayleywright29662 жыл бұрын

    My turtle had a hysterectomy… they drilled through her shell… 4 years ago and she’s fit and healthy now! Karl makes a few valid points

  • @hayleywright2966

    @hayleywright2966

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Derek Knight she was only 15 and her need live in captivity to up to 40 years. We rescued her from someone who was about to flush her down the toilet when she was about two years. We wasn’t giving up on her. Apart from being eggbound she was perfectly healthy and we love her

  • @hayleywright2966

    @hayleywright2966

    2 жыл бұрын

    Breed not need

  • @temsedgwick9494

    @temsedgwick9494

    2 жыл бұрын

    I’m now hooked…tell us more 🤗

  • @hayleywright2966

    @hayleywright2966

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@temsedgwick9494 she suddenly went quiet, stopped eating and sunk the the bottom of the pond with lethargy. At egg laying season she only laid one egg but she’s never laid overly many so I didn’t think think much of it. But when she stopped eating and went lethargic I took her to my exotic vet who gave her a scan and found her stomach so full of trapped eggs that it was crushing her vital organs. Choice was euthanasia or attempt surgery with not a lot of hope because the sheer amount of eggs. So we tried surgery at a specialist. On the underside of the shell they cut out a square flap of shell so they can access the abdomen. Then they start removing the eggs one by one. When they are finished the wound is sealed and the shell flap is placed back into the hole and sealed with a water tight sealant. This gives time for the new shell to start growing and keeping deadly bacteria out at the same time. As terrapins/turtles are underwater she had to be dry docked for weeks to help stop bacteria getting in and we had to spray her multiple times a day to stop her dehydrating. She also had to have oral meds which is not fun to give a stubborn turtle! Also as turtles only eat under water she did have to be taken back to the specialist twice a week for tube feeds! I think there’s a video of the vet who did her surgery on Instagram under the name @markrowlandvet. In America apparently there’s a pioneering surgery now that doesn’t cut the shell but instead goes in behind the skin on the front leg? But I’m not too sure on this method

  • @jasonbourne4784

    @jasonbourne4784

    Жыл бұрын

    Was the shell easy to replace?

  • @Alexeiii420
    @Alexeiii420Күн бұрын

    Karl sometimes drops an insane bit of knowledge and I always loose my mind

  • @lewisbradshaw4050
    @lewisbradshaw4050Ай бұрын

    Those rock busters he did for lockdown are shocking 😂😂

  • @keithm.404
    @keithm.4042 жыл бұрын

    I love how Ricky gets so annoyed about the chimps and the typewriters lol

  • @PreservationEnthusiast

    @PreservationEnthusiast

    2 жыл бұрын

    This series is where Ricky started to go wrong. His stupid laugh contributed nothing. He used it later on his solo film Brent on the road and the whole thing bombed.

  • @hpebackwards

    @hpebackwards

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm pretty sure he's wrong as well. Given an infinite timespan, it's possible that occurences will never happen or will never happen again. It's possible that you could throw a basketball at a hoop and literally never get it in. In terms of randomness, it's possible that a computer could randomly select numbers from 1-100 infinitely, and never select 28. It's not something that can be measured with probability either. Randomness is random, infinity is infinite. The absoluteness of those concepts means that scale and probability have no bearing. Might be wrong, feel free to ackhually me if you're a mathematician.

  • @MrLOLsteveLOL

    @MrLOLsteveLOL

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hpebackwards not a maths guy, but infinity doesn't really exist, just a concept and even within math it is not liked. Within the concept of infinity (which our brains do not like), given an infinite amount of time anything that could happen will happen eventually, maybe only once but yeah. The randomness and chaos of the universe is unquantifiable, so I would say there could be no absolute answer in such thought experiments. Mainly because the rules are defined by us, changing the rules or rather the concept of such a thought removes any point to reach any meaninful conclusion, might be talking shite here twice, but I gave ere a go and I won't be coming back.

  • @hpebackwards

    @hpebackwards

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@MrLOLsteveLOL yeah I agree it's just intellectual masturbation really, but it's funny when people are smug and angry in their assumptions which aren't actually correct. I think infinity can be understood as something that will never be caught up to, like the rate of expansion and increased complexity of the universe that can't be followed by any of the matter within it.

  • @C-Jay7
    @C-Jay72 жыл бұрын

    ‘play a record’

  • @jonntischnabel
    @jonntischnabel Жыл бұрын

    He's absolutely bang on with how voting is futile!

  • @ukzzmagic
    @ukzzmagic2 жыл бұрын

    Probably my favourite human

  • @dalemccarthy
    @dalemccarthy2 жыл бұрын

    at 59:19... Karl bloody predicted Meta. Holy shit.

  • @conchur8764

    @conchur8764

    2 жыл бұрын

    and somehow made it way more appealing

  • @shiftlessinseattle
    @shiftlessinseattle2 жыл бұрын

    Yes, Benjamin Franklin, the famous "American politician from the 1800s who's on the $10 bill." And they call Karl an idiot...

  • @theophrastusbombastus1359

    @theophrastusbombastus1359

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not really "an idiot" if you don't memorise who's faces are on other nation''s currency. Can you name any faces on Sri Lankan money without looking it up? No? An easier one then: how about any of the Euro notes? Nope? You must be an idiot

  • @morethan3756
    @morethan37562 жыл бұрын

    Fish, mermaid, man.....LOL!!!

  • @djcammykooma
    @djcammykooma2 жыл бұрын

    Never have I ever in all my years of listening to Karl have I ever heard him mention the Joe Rogan podcast. Crazy innit

  • @CJ_YT.

    @CJ_YT.

    Жыл бұрын

    Not really lol

  • @ComeOnPeopleThink
    @ComeOnPeopleThink Жыл бұрын

    The world and it’s insanity has gotten me down lately, glad I came here, makes me feel better…

  • @shmonn.
    @shmonn.2 жыл бұрын

    59:10 Karl talking about VR is actually quite brilliant

  • @BarmyTwubble

    @BarmyTwubble

    2 жыл бұрын

    Its similar to vr but isnt vr really

  • @JC-km5xw

    @JC-km5xw

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@BarmyTwubble its AR really

  • @BarmyTwubble

    @BarmyTwubble

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@JC-km5xw exactly, its augmented reality, so similar to vr but isnt vr.

  • @JC-km5xw

    @JC-km5xw

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@BarmyTwubble yup

  • @404TVfr

    @404TVfr

    Жыл бұрын

    The Lawnmower Man but it's Karl Dilkington

  • @JohnDoe-yg2eu
    @JohnDoe-yg2eu9 ай бұрын

    31:20 Sneak into HMV just before it shuts and then have to stay there and wait until the shop owner comes back to reopen to get out😂😂

  • @camptube7621
    @camptube762111 ай бұрын

    Karl literally predicted AR….

  • @Jbatley1
    @Jbatley1 Жыл бұрын

    Anybody else think it’s mad that the glasses that carl sugested developing is basically the apple vision pro or whatever it is lol.

  • @MrObiwan1
    @MrObiwan12 жыл бұрын

    Pure genius these 3

  • @ewanstewart6325
    @ewanstewart63252 жыл бұрын

    I fucking love Karl, what an absolute legend hahaha

  • @davismosby9808
    @davismosby98082 жыл бұрын

    “What’s a word that hasn’t been made up?”

  • @Jimbobthegreat90

    @Jimbobthegreat90

    3 ай бұрын

    Scrimpton

  • @slinkerdeer
    @slinkerdeer2 жыл бұрын

    1:11:33 A cow just fell through the roof of a house and Karl is saying the biggest problem is getting a live cow to go down some stairs 🤣🤣 I just.. cant 😆😆

  • @MrObiwan1
    @MrObiwan12 жыл бұрын

    They laugh at him but what he says actually makes sense !!!

  • @smasher248

    @smasher248

    Жыл бұрын

    If you think he makes sense, I have bad news for you

  • @MrObiwan1

    @MrObiwan1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@smasher248 dont make me come over there........

  • @smasher248

    @smasher248

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MrObiwan1 You're free to come wherever you want

  • @MrObiwan1

    @MrObiwan1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@smasher248 oohh kinky ;)

  • @SirAreve
    @SirAreve2 жыл бұрын

    Here I am 1am midweek... FML and my sleep patterns

  • @yankquinn9992
    @yankquinn9992 Жыл бұрын

    He's right about the prostate exam... are Steve and Ricky saying they prefer a digital exam lol

  • @Skrenja
    @Skrenja2 жыл бұрын

    Where's the lockdown podcast from? Must be new I haven't heard it.

  • @paulhaynes3688
    @paulhaynes368811 ай бұрын

    My sides are hurting from laughing

  • @t_dubois
    @t_dubois2 жыл бұрын

    Karl predicted the metaverse

  • @TheLyonCrest
    @TheLyonCrest2 жыл бұрын

    Ricky interrupts way too much

  • @LukeFG
    @LukeFG10 ай бұрын

    Every step starts with a step

  • @swayzeeeeeeeeee
    @swayzeeeeeeeeee6 ай бұрын

    Karl's words at 1:07:05 really puts things into perspective.

  • @pienjopienjo9297
    @pienjopienjo9297 Жыл бұрын

    From Kenya.... pleasure, gents.🇰🇪

  • @zipgow
    @zipgow2 жыл бұрын

    Karl's actually completely right about how brain-sized computer access would rob mankind of their own sense of intellectual agency and it's great how he uses his own personal weaknesses as an example of why. That said, whether he's right or wrong, these podcasts are much more entertaining when Ricky and Steve mock his opinions.

  • @lindatruderung9378
    @lindatruderung9378 Жыл бұрын

    The more I hear Ricky put Karl down, the more I dislike Ricky. Karl is spot on with some of his comments. For instance, I know that I found some really neat places by accident, when getting 'lost' while heading somewhere else. I learn through my mistake. Ricky just comes across as an arse. Karl is brilliant with many of his observations.

  • @modusengineering6065
    @modusengineering6065 Жыл бұрын

    It's a fascinating little objet d'art!

  • @MrBunghole666
    @MrBunghole666 Жыл бұрын

    Karl really is a wise man. Man.

  • @Dylxn2
    @Dylxn2 Жыл бұрын

    love these man

  • @hakz07
    @hakz072 жыл бұрын

    karl going through the scenario of a man dying from a cow falling through the ceiling 🤣🤣

  • @obliviouschipmunk6539
    @obliviouschipmunk6539Ай бұрын

    "What does beating a dead horse mean?" "There's no point, it's already dead." Me: Oh I think he has it! "Depends what the horse has done to you." Me: Well he HAD it.

  • @Jonathan-rk4uq

    @Jonathan-rk4uq

    14 күн бұрын

    Truly a shaved chimp

  • @michaeljordan5072
    @michaeljordan50722 жыл бұрын

    Would absolutely love Karl as a mate

  • @ahmedbighead
    @ahmedbighead3 жыл бұрын

    Carl invented oculus

  • @laurinschmucker9174

    @laurinschmucker9174

    3 жыл бұрын

    ja

  • @laurinschmucker9174

    @laurinschmucker9174

    3 жыл бұрын

    m

  • @laurinschmucker9174

    @laurinschmucker9174

    3 жыл бұрын

    k

  • @laurinschmucker9174

    @laurinschmucker9174

    3 жыл бұрын

    das

  • @laurinschmucker9174

    @laurinschmucker9174

    3 жыл бұрын

    n m nn

  • @AndiSplatterpunk
    @AndiSplatterpunk2 жыл бұрын

    I'm American. If I called my family member a nobhead,they would look at me like I just spoke alien

  • @theophrastusbombastus1359

    @theophrastusbombastus1359

    2 жыл бұрын

    *knob-head I.e, a head with a knob (penis) on it

  • @sophiebophiex
    @sophiebophiex2 жыл бұрын

    14:02 me towards my teachers when they wont take my late work (not out loud lol)

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 Жыл бұрын

    26:28 Ricky's right, this is incredible. He's chosen this saying even though he doesn't agree with it, so he's stuck arguing with himself lmfao

  • @JWalks
    @JWalks2 жыл бұрын

    Everytime I hear this section I can't believe Ricky has never heard there's an elephant in the room... It's literally the only saying I've heard of that they use, proper baffles me 😂

  • @richardgullick1867

    @richardgullick1867

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I've always thought that

  • @UsingGorillaLogic

    @UsingGorillaLogic

    2 жыл бұрын

    Maybe it is more common where you and me are at then where they are. Like I had elephant in the room because of that one Nostalgia critic bit I saw as a kid (I had poor taste back then).

  • @peterdemkiw3280

    @peterdemkiw3280

    2 жыл бұрын

    But the saying is "the elephant in the room" not an elephant..

  • @tilatsiddiqui3969

    @tilatsiddiqui3969

    2 жыл бұрын

    Karl Just another funny contrived well scripted paid shill acting in masonick joker role working with besties Gervais, allegedly Gervais is indeed funny, with good good stand up show, but with only one hit show, the office, that was allowed by the powers that be to be franchised and become a hit in The US, allegedly? Why does the helliweird satanick masonick US/UK sweetheart, ever so boastful, mocking, namedropping,totally relatable, down to earth ,self made, everyday-common man from an ordinary working class family, and deceiving multimillionaire sellout seriously expect the discerning public to fall for the scripted , gaslighting and indoctrinating Schtick, allegedly? Isn’t the satanick masonick aethiest Gervais a shill aka and controlled opposition allegedly? Doesn’t the gender inverted female, Gervais comes from french elite bloodline family, allegedly ? How has Gervais been allowed to spill the beans and slag off top ranking ,high profile billionaire players from within the entire hellyweird entertainment industry at the Oscars without any repercussions to career allegedly? What spy agency does Gervais work for? Gervais just happens to be besties, with another UK/US failed actor comedian wannabe, Russell Brand, allegedly ? Who exactly is the mediocre, disgraced, failed multimillionaire and gender inverted female masquerader, actor comedian Russ Brand and who is working for? Why does Brand,another obvious hellyweird satanick masonick shill actor, aka controlled opposition, unfunny mediocre actor Complete with a similar fake totally implausible cover-story of being raised in a single parent poor working class home, complete with pseudo cockney working class type accent and with implausible tales of woe in order to garnish public sympathy and support of being a recovering sex addict,crack head, alcoholic and being so called disgraced and fired and black balled by the BBC Media machine and entertainment industry, allegedly? How Has Brand mysteriously re-invented herself on you tube with millions of followers, and comedy tours as a the fake, know- it all, Svengali so called new age guru, complete with sandals and robes, allegedly? Isn’t Brand too from an elite family and was assigned to US as a spy/handler and just happened to end up marrying and divorcing satanick masonick Helliweird entertainment industry’s high ranking Witch the A list pop-princess, Katy Perry and then proceed to date Princess Diana’s half sister, Jemima Goldsmith who is from an elite blood line family and just happens to be prime minister of Pakistan’s ex wife,allegedly? Aren’t The public wary of Gervais’s and Brand’s predictable pompous sellout schtik of mocking the public and flaunting their multimillionaire status while at the same time pretending to be down with the working classes, and sellout demanding done type of guru status with their aethiest indoctrinations all in the name of mocking and comedy, complete fake-empathy to mental illness, addictions and being poor, allegedly? Why do both Gervais and Russ Brand throw-up satanick masonick handsigns throughout their stand-up comedy shows to pay homage to their helliweird entertainment industry handlers, allegedly? allegedly

  • @Satanatemyknob
    @Satanatemyknob Жыл бұрын

    Listening to Karl babble on about legs without being laughed at or told to shut up was challenging ...

  • @mygaffer
    @mygaffer2 жыл бұрын

    Karl has a special wisdom.

  • @KurtisHord
    @KurtisHord4 ай бұрын

    His mind is a treasure. The every man at the end of history. Homer Simpson and Bobby knight but without all the rage and bad manners

  • @jimmybenyoucef4416
    @jimmybenyoucef44162 жыл бұрын

    1:11 I love Karl😆😅😂🤣😭

  • @davidoneill2686
    @davidoneill26862 жыл бұрын

    “Willynillyly”

  • @LexWilson
    @LexWilson2 ай бұрын

    59:20 Karl casually predicting Augmented Reality. Genius

  • @JC-km5xw
    @JC-km5xw2 жыл бұрын

    Ricky telling Karl AR is ridiculous 😬