Karl Pilkington's Funniest Theories | Compilation, Part Three
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@DeathEgg6663 жыл бұрын
That crab thing tricked me lol
@alisonramsbottom8995 Жыл бұрын
I listen everyday. This man is amaze x
@benh45443 жыл бұрын
19 years ago they were recorded... Shocking
@lightbeforethetunnel
3 жыл бұрын
Wow! Time flies
@Kassidwyer
2 жыл бұрын
Well if I ever felt old
@monaebreak561
Жыл бұрын
@Dizhere No you were an egg.
@spimbles
Жыл бұрын
@@monaebreak561 ...no? lmfao what
@Simon-fr4ts
Жыл бұрын
Imagine being me. I knew about Ricky and I heard the name Karl Pilkington back then (I am a year older than Karl) and never thought much of it back then. I stumbled upon the XFM stuff a couple of weeks ago and I think I have consumed everything available with these 3. What an amazing experience.
@joenaz43113 жыл бұрын
These are so comforting. Thanks for the upload
@vrind9538 Жыл бұрын
0:40 downloading crab memories
@bennovotny48133 жыл бұрын
Never enough Pilky
@DownUndaWhereTheresThunda
3 жыл бұрын
Pilky 0 1
@jxb4571
3 жыл бұрын
@@DownUndaWhereTheresThunda how many candles u burnin
@Alfie-ft3bx
3 жыл бұрын
@@jxb4571 19
@Alfie-ft3bx
2 жыл бұрын
@Epic Gamer Manchester
@robinsarchiz3 жыл бұрын
I know the crab story isn't true, but I'm going with it anyways.
@popupssuck003 жыл бұрын
Ok but i absolutely thought the crab thing was true
@jaymercer4692
2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t believe all of it but I’m ashamed to admit I didn’t dismiss it all. I could tell Ricky hadn’t a clue of what he was talking about with the methods of finding the crabs memories, so I assumed Ricky and Steve were being stupid and misinterpreting science not just lying. But I thought crabs inheriting memories might be somewhat true. My reasoning was because a lot of creatures know where there ancestral breeding grounds are and perhaps there was some method of passing that location as important down through generations. But I suppose after hearing the obvious bullshit of the pregnant person one I should have figured out they were pissing about.
@justinanderson267
Жыл бұрын
I dismissed it immediately. Not because it wasn't partially believable, but because I could tell they were setting Karl up for humiliation. I feel sorry for that dude. Just because they have convinced him that they aren't bullying him, doesn't make it so. And what's worse it's two on one. He brings all the entertainment and not only does he get shit on for it but most of it is ruined by Ricky's god awful laughter. This video has edited a lot of it out. You should hear the original.
@courtesywater6hi992
Жыл бұрын
@@justinanderson267 Your American aren't? In UK this is how we talk to our mates. There's plenty of times they talk about how freakish Steve looks or how fat Ricky is. It's UK humour we literally greet each other with 'alright cunt'
@bestofmma5471
Жыл бұрын
@@justinanderson267 Bullying or not Karl still had an amazing run with two of them. Made a shit load of money and most people adore him.
@barryallen8088
Жыл бұрын
I was spoofed until they started giggling taking it too far
@pgsmith222 жыл бұрын
Poor KP; such an uneventful life since the success of Little Donkey percussion and paper rounds.😆
@rbfish483025 күн бұрын
Still listening 😂to
@evolveordissolve911824 күн бұрын
Still the best medicine 7 years later.
@0OriginalE02 жыл бұрын
I was 11 when they recorded this im 30 now!
@paulfitzpatrick6290
2 жыл бұрын
Well done
@veronica3986
Жыл бұрын
?! Blimey 2023 now. You can tell its still new year any excuse to write it down 🤔🤔👍
@MrCheesyBaconBits3 жыл бұрын
Cheers mate
@sarahcotton-vb3de2 жыл бұрын
I must be gullible because Ricky really sold that crab thing and I fell for it hook line and sinker lol
@AVALARMusicOfficial
Жыл бұрын
Same 🤣
@bbyshady
11 ай бұрын
I caught one once he said the bigger crab was feeding a smaller one. Crabs don’t do that. But still, he sold it pretty well
@gavalar74852 жыл бұрын
The Ride track that the Feeder song reminds Ricky of is "VAPOUR TRAIL". I know I'm nearly 20 years late but if someone could let Ricky know, y'know put his mind at rest. I'm sure he'll appreciate it!
@Tor010
2 жыл бұрын
not one eyed purple headed people eater then?
@kyoseryt
Жыл бұрын
You really think Ricky Gervais looks through comments on videos compiling of his stolen content
@Tor010
Жыл бұрын
@@kyoseryt Don't think that's what he was saying, but....
@SmokeymcJoint420
Жыл бұрын
@@kyoseryt yikes, you missed the joke entirely.
@goneshootin2324
Ай бұрын
Ee😦😦👍🏻😜😲😉👍🏻😉👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😲👍🏻😲👍🏻👍🏻😲😲😦
@leemp83523 жыл бұрын
All that tech,,,Spy Crabs 😀
@hashshashiyinn3 жыл бұрын
This was 2002😮
@BiggerBopper2 жыл бұрын
Out of the frying pan into the saucepan
@alisonramsbottom8995 Жыл бұрын
Karl your ace 😆❤️💯
@VeryanStrong.3 жыл бұрын
So sad to find out the crab thing isn't real, I thought that was really amazing
@jxb4571
3 жыл бұрын
same
@Adam-wt5pn
Жыл бұрын
Lol I never thought I'd care so much about it I'm actually gutted 🤣😂🤣
@Malignus68 Жыл бұрын
25:00 This story is actually true. It was told by Paul Harvey many years ago on his radio program.
@jimmytoothpaste17572 жыл бұрын
It’s worrying to see how many people thought that crab story was true. 😭😭😭
@error.delete4945
Жыл бұрын
At the time sure fair play. In this bizarro year of 2023, it doesn't sound that far fetched...
@wajihbec1087
11 ай бұрын
@@error.delete4945 mate i have to think twice if it was true or not while re-listening to these 😂
@error.delete4945
11 ай бұрын
@@wajihbec1087 Honestly, Ricky is such an amazing actor and sells it so well either way that I doubt anybody wouldn't fall for it 🤣 poor Karl didn't stand a chance
@viperx19772 жыл бұрын
ohh ffs i just googled crab memory download
@the1jxk11 ай бұрын
Ricky’s clever 😂😂😂
@bubblezovlove72136 ай бұрын
A flash in the pan a musket misfire. The powder pan flashed when the spark hit it but didn't fully set the gun off......
@alisonramsbottom8995 Жыл бұрын
Your brill x😢❤
@alisonramsbottom8995 Жыл бұрын
Have you watched that film ,bank of Dave ‘ filmed in Burnley. You would be great here x
@urbexyounggun22143 жыл бұрын
Imagine remembering your own birth from your mother's perspective 🤔
@rjkogan8064
3 жыл бұрын
No
@TotalTuxedo
2 жыл бұрын
Looking down, seeing your wet, goopy head sliding out. Sheesh...
@urbexyounggun2214
2 жыл бұрын
@@TotalTuxedo that's unacceptable.
@thedude4798
Жыл бұрын
Yes
@alisonramsbottom8995 Жыл бұрын
Come to Burnley x
@kurluk04 Жыл бұрын
44:50 - he was using the toilet 😂
@turbodoof4 ай бұрын
I always thought Karl was actually pretty smart. But after hearing him eat that crab story up now I know he's actually a loveable idiot. Ricky and Steve must of had mad fun with him 😅
@loopular13 жыл бұрын
I think it’s a bit mean that they tricked Karl with the crab story.
@maggietyner4101
3 жыл бұрын
And to trick me with the crab story
@goob8945
3 жыл бұрын
I was so disappointed to find out it was false
@antihero1484
3 жыл бұрын
DARPA does have remote neural monitoring technology. They made up a story, with some truth to it.
@101wormwood3 жыл бұрын
Kwisats crab
@gavalar7485
2 жыл бұрын
Muab (seafood) Dip. No? I'll get me coat.
@burnsloads2 жыл бұрын
Pilky's Prognostications
@antihero14843 жыл бұрын
DARPA does have remote neural monitoring technology.
@allibababoo
3 жыл бұрын
According to what?
@antihero1484
3 жыл бұрын
@@allibababoo, DARPA
@vivavaldez87
3 жыл бұрын
@@antihero1484 More like derpa...
@OpinionatedAsshole
3 жыл бұрын
@@vivavaldez87 unfortunately hes right theres a vid on yt of scientists viewing and recroding through a cats eyes
@gillymac9363
2 жыл бұрын
@@OpinionatedAsshole Ew
@nicolasrage11042 жыл бұрын
I tried looking up the crab story on KZread. Tricky Ricky!
@Mathew-Plummer2 жыл бұрын
They were found to have been to a UB40 concert.
@macadonards1100 Жыл бұрын
Anyone else bummed the crab formation story wasn’t real
@jaymac7203 Жыл бұрын
Put on a record......
@tyroon81 Жыл бұрын
Flash in the pan!! Wrong again Karl🤦♂️
@andybibby4462
Жыл бұрын
Yep! It relates to the primer pan of a match or flintlock firearm not igniting the main charge. 👏
@stu2tru392 Жыл бұрын
That monkey news is 100% true. Fact!
@karloliver39373 жыл бұрын
"They"
@tosh_is_me9422 жыл бұрын
Karl is one of those tourists that spend their entire time in Australia terrorfied of hoop snakes and drop bears
@SmokeymcJoint420
Жыл бұрын
Hoop snakes are still my favorite, but the drop bears are no joke.
@ollieshuttleworth8371
11 ай бұрын
Ly
@achunaryan34182 жыл бұрын
remind me how am i supposed to contact you again.
@tyroon813 жыл бұрын
Did Karl ever do anything on mtv🤔
@Dmog97
2 жыл бұрын
Nah mate
@tyroon81
Жыл бұрын
@Davey-Boy Botes And his crap, what will be will be, attitude. 🤦♂️
@teejayaich4306 Жыл бұрын
Seriously potent medicine this shit. Karl is humanities treasure.
@harrywarren6837 Жыл бұрын
The train story was true I’ve seen pictures of the monkey in question
@jonsonwoody9899
Жыл бұрын
It is true. It was a Baboon and it happened not far from where I live in a town named Uitenhage South Africa
@CarolinaMartinez-hc1if14 күн бұрын
English accent with slang and talking fast makes it hard for me to understand anything. The person I can understand the most is Karl.
@gotheeeem43 жыл бұрын
A rolling stone never gathers its own moss lol
@raufhabibov3008 Жыл бұрын
Karl the scientist
@dinoman2214 Жыл бұрын
I would be so pissed off if they told me that the crab thing wasn’t true
@JamesRyanChapelow Жыл бұрын
I don’t generally care for stuff like this, but man plays it exquisitely ✌️
@Abihef2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever heard such bullshit as the crab thing
@goneshootin2324Ай бұрын
Z w 😂e😂e as wee😅🇺🇸💥🇺🇸💥🇺🇸😜😜😉🇺🇸😊😜💥😉💥🎯😎😎👋🏻👋🏻😧😲😦
@achunaryan34182 жыл бұрын
osama bin laden?
@alisonramsbottom8995
Жыл бұрын
Karl is ace 😀
@lindatruderung9378 Жыл бұрын
Ricky keeps ridiculing Karl for some of the stuff he reads about and shares, and here Ricky spouts that nonsense! Really Ricky? Information from old computer chips, is not transfered through ingestion!
@mikesanders8621
Жыл бұрын
..they literally said right after that they had made those stories up to mess with him.
@unknownstuntman78
10 ай бұрын
Are you related to Karl? 😆
@ML-ne7mo2 жыл бұрын
Karl is an oranguman
@joewright98793 жыл бұрын
Maybe Ricky could learn from this that Darwin’s theory of biological evolution is fantasy.
@LifeOfRy
3 жыл бұрын
Take it you’re a creationist nutbag?
@joewright9879
3 жыл бұрын
@@LifeOfRy guilty as charged
@LifeOfRy
3 жыл бұрын
@@joewright9879 why in the world do you believe in fairytale nonsense like that lol?
@joewright9879
3 жыл бұрын
@@LifeOfRy because it is the truth of God’s word.
@LifeOfRy
3 жыл бұрын
@@joewright9879 and who told you that? Your magic book?
@alrightgeeze2 ай бұрын
Not sure what the fuck the plumber did, whip the hot water off and quickly repair, cut an isolation valve in. Crushing the pipe and putting a nozzle on it, new to me
Пікірлер: 169
That crab thing tricked me lol
I listen everyday. This man is amaze x
19 years ago they were recorded... Shocking
@lightbeforethetunnel
3 жыл бұрын
Wow! Time flies
@Kassidwyer
2 жыл бұрын
Well if I ever felt old
@monaebreak561
Жыл бұрын
@Dizhere No you were an egg.
@spimbles
Жыл бұрын
@@monaebreak561 ...no? lmfao what
@Simon-fr4ts
Жыл бұрын
Imagine being me. I knew about Ricky and I heard the name Karl Pilkington back then (I am a year older than Karl) and never thought much of it back then. I stumbled upon the XFM stuff a couple of weeks ago and I think I have consumed everything available with these 3. What an amazing experience.
These are so comforting. Thanks for the upload
0:40 downloading crab memories
Never enough Pilky
@DownUndaWhereTheresThunda
3 жыл бұрын
Pilky 0 1
@jxb4571
3 жыл бұрын
@@DownUndaWhereTheresThunda how many candles u burnin
@Alfie-ft3bx
3 жыл бұрын
@@jxb4571 19
@Alfie-ft3bx
2 жыл бұрын
@Epic Gamer Manchester
I know the crab story isn't true, but I'm going with it anyways.
Ok but i absolutely thought the crab thing was true
@jaymercer4692
2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t believe all of it but I’m ashamed to admit I didn’t dismiss it all. I could tell Ricky hadn’t a clue of what he was talking about with the methods of finding the crabs memories, so I assumed Ricky and Steve were being stupid and misinterpreting science not just lying. But I thought crabs inheriting memories might be somewhat true. My reasoning was because a lot of creatures know where there ancestral breeding grounds are and perhaps there was some method of passing that location as important down through generations. But I suppose after hearing the obvious bullshit of the pregnant person one I should have figured out they were pissing about.
@justinanderson267
Жыл бұрын
I dismissed it immediately. Not because it wasn't partially believable, but because I could tell they were setting Karl up for humiliation. I feel sorry for that dude. Just because they have convinced him that they aren't bullying him, doesn't make it so. And what's worse it's two on one. He brings all the entertainment and not only does he get shit on for it but most of it is ruined by Ricky's god awful laughter. This video has edited a lot of it out. You should hear the original.
@courtesywater6hi992
Жыл бұрын
@@justinanderson267 Your American aren't? In UK this is how we talk to our mates. There's plenty of times they talk about how freakish Steve looks or how fat Ricky is. It's UK humour we literally greet each other with 'alright cunt'
@bestofmma5471
Жыл бұрын
@@justinanderson267 Bullying or not Karl still had an amazing run with two of them. Made a shit load of money and most people adore him.
@barryallen8088
Жыл бұрын
I was spoofed until they started giggling taking it too far
Poor KP; such an uneventful life since the success of Little Donkey percussion and paper rounds.😆
Still listening 😂to
Still the best medicine 7 years later.
I was 11 when they recorded this im 30 now!
@paulfitzpatrick6290
2 жыл бұрын
Well done
@veronica3986
Жыл бұрын
?! Blimey 2023 now. You can tell its still new year any excuse to write it down 🤔🤔👍
Cheers mate
I must be gullible because Ricky really sold that crab thing and I fell for it hook line and sinker lol
@AVALARMusicOfficial
Жыл бұрын
Same 🤣
@bbyshady
11 ай бұрын
I caught one once he said the bigger crab was feeding a smaller one. Crabs don’t do that. But still, he sold it pretty well
The Ride track that the Feeder song reminds Ricky of is "VAPOUR TRAIL". I know I'm nearly 20 years late but if someone could let Ricky know, y'know put his mind at rest. I'm sure he'll appreciate it!
@Tor010
2 жыл бұрын
not one eyed purple headed people eater then?
@kyoseryt
Жыл бұрын
You really think Ricky Gervais looks through comments on videos compiling of his stolen content
@Tor010
Жыл бұрын
@@kyoseryt Don't think that's what he was saying, but....
@SmokeymcJoint420
Жыл бұрын
@@kyoseryt yikes, you missed the joke entirely.
@goneshootin2324
Ай бұрын
Ee😦😦👍🏻😜😲😉👍🏻😉👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😲👍🏻😲👍🏻👍🏻😲😲😦
All that tech,,,Spy Crabs 😀
This was 2002😮
Out of the frying pan into the saucepan
Karl your ace 😆❤️💯
So sad to find out the crab thing isn't real, I thought that was really amazing
@jxb4571
3 жыл бұрын
same
@Adam-wt5pn
Жыл бұрын
Lol I never thought I'd care so much about it I'm actually gutted 🤣😂🤣
25:00 This story is actually true. It was told by Paul Harvey many years ago on his radio program.
It’s worrying to see how many people thought that crab story was true. 😭😭😭
@error.delete4945
Жыл бұрын
At the time sure fair play. In this bizarro year of 2023, it doesn't sound that far fetched...
@wajihbec1087
11 ай бұрын
@@error.delete4945 mate i have to think twice if it was true or not while re-listening to these 😂
@error.delete4945
11 ай бұрын
@@wajihbec1087 Honestly, Ricky is such an amazing actor and sells it so well either way that I doubt anybody wouldn't fall for it 🤣 poor Karl didn't stand a chance
ohh ffs i just googled crab memory download
Ricky’s clever 😂😂😂
A flash in the pan a musket misfire. The powder pan flashed when the spark hit it but didn't fully set the gun off......
Your brill x😢❤
Have you watched that film ,bank of Dave ‘ filmed in Burnley. You would be great here x
Imagine remembering your own birth from your mother's perspective 🤔
@rjkogan8064
3 жыл бұрын
No
@TotalTuxedo
2 жыл бұрын
Looking down, seeing your wet, goopy head sliding out. Sheesh...
@urbexyounggun2214
2 жыл бұрын
@@TotalTuxedo that's unacceptable.
@thedude4798
Жыл бұрын
Yes
Come to Burnley x
44:50 - he was using the toilet 😂
I always thought Karl was actually pretty smart. But after hearing him eat that crab story up now I know he's actually a loveable idiot. Ricky and Steve must of had mad fun with him 😅
I think it’s a bit mean that they tricked Karl with the crab story.
@maggietyner4101
3 жыл бұрын
And to trick me with the crab story
@goob8945
3 жыл бұрын
I was so disappointed to find out it was false
@antihero1484
3 жыл бұрын
DARPA does have remote neural monitoring technology. They made up a story, with some truth to it.
Kwisats crab
@gavalar7485
2 жыл бұрын
Muab (seafood) Dip. No? I'll get me coat.
Pilky's Prognostications
DARPA does have remote neural monitoring technology.
@allibababoo
3 жыл бұрын
According to what?
@antihero1484
3 жыл бұрын
@@allibababoo, DARPA
@vivavaldez87
3 жыл бұрын
@@antihero1484 More like derpa...
@OpinionatedAsshole
3 жыл бұрын
@@vivavaldez87 unfortunately hes right theres a vid on yt of scientists viewing and recroding through a cats eyes
@gillymac9363
2 жыл бұрын
@@OpinionatedAsshole Ew
I tried looking up the crab story on KZread. Tricky Ricky!
They were found to have been to a UB40 concert.
Anyone else bummed the crab formation story wasn’t real
Put on a record......
Flash in the pan!! Wrong again Karl🤦♂️
@andybibby4462
Жыл бұрын
Yep! It relates to the primer pan of a match or flintlock firearm not igniting the main charge. 👏
That monkey news is 100% true. Fact!
"They"
Karl is one of those tourists that spend their entire time in Australia terrorfied of hoop snakes and drop bears
@SmokeymcJoint420
Жыл бұрын
Hoop snakes are still my favorite, but the drop bears are no joke.
@ollieshuttleworth8371
11 ай бұрын
Ly
remind me how am i supposed to contact you again.
Did Karl ever do anything on mtv🤔
@Dmog97
2 жыл бұрын
Nah mate
@tyroon81
Жыл бұрын
@Davey-Boy Botes And his crap, what will be will be, attitude. 🤦♂️
Seriously potent medicine this shit. Karl is humanities treasure.
The train story was true I’ve seen pictures of the monkey in question
@jonsonwoody9899
Жыл бұрын
It is true. It was a Baboon and it happened not far from where I live in a town named Uitenhage South Africa
English accent with slang and talking fast makes it hard for me to understand anything. The person I can understand the most is Karl.
A rolling stone never gathers its own moss lol
Karl the scientist
I would be so pissed off if they told me that the crab thing wasn’t true
I don’t generally care for stuff like this, but man plays it exquisitely ✌️
Have you ever heard such bullshit as the crab thing
Z w 😂e😂e as wee😅🇺🇸💥🇺🇸💥🇺🇸😜😜😉🇺🇸😊😜💥😉💥🎯😎😎👋🏻👋🏻😧😲😦
osama bin laden?
@alisonramsbottom8995
Жыл бұрын
Karl is ace 😀
Ricky keeps ridiculing Karl for some of the stuff he reads about and shares, and here Ricky spouts that nonsense! Really Ricky? Information from old computer chips, is not transfered through ingestion!
@mikesanders8621
Жыл бұрын
..they literally said right after that they had made those stories up to mess with him.
@unknownstuntman78
10 ай бұрын
Are you related to Karl? 😆
Karl is an oranguman
Maybe Ricky could learn from this that Darwin’s theory of biological evolution is fantasy.
@LifeOfRy
3 жыл бұрын
Take it you’re a creationist nutbag?
@joewright9879
3 жыл бұрын
@@LifeOfRy guilty as charged
@LifeOfRy
3 жыл бұрын
@@joewright9879 why in the world do you believe in fairytale nonsense like that lol?
@joewright9879
3 жыл бұрын
@@LifeOfRy because it is the truth of God’s word.
@LifeOfRy
3 жыл бұрын
@@joewright9879 and who told you that? Your magic book?
Not sure what the fuck the plumber did, whip the hot water off and quickly repair, cut an isolation valve in. Crushing the pipe and putting a nozzle on it, new to me