"Rest in Professional" is going to be my response to "SLEEP WHEN YOU'RE DEAD RISE AND GRIND" type folks from now on

I love how they named the company Oceangate, like they knew something scandalous woud happen to it.

"Titanic was a tragedy, but The Titan is a dark comedy." Perfect way to put it.

I feel like if you're born with a name like 'Stockton Rush' you need to just avoid all hyper-capitalist activities, if only because it sounds like the name of a bad guy from the BioShock game series.

@FIRING_BLIND

12 күн бұрын

Omigod it does tho

@reneedailey1696

11 күн бұрын

Or the hero of an Ayn Rand novel.

i looked up the Pisces III rescue and, horrifyingly, the margin of rescue was even smaller: the rescuers got to work on opening the submersible the second they found it, and by the time they got it open, Pisces III had only 12 MINUTES of oxygen remaining. spine-chilling.

A fun little DP note - DP is why, if you drive your car into a body of water, you need to roll the window down and let the car fill almost completely with water before trying to open the door. The water pressing against the dry car makes it almost impossible to open & you'll tire yourself out before you get a chance to escape, but once the water's on both sides of the door it's no longer DPing you & you can open the door normally. **The More you know**

@QuikVidGuy

11 ай бұрын

Ohhhhh delta pressure can SERIOUSLY fucj people up

@yourlocalnerd7788

11 ай бұрын

Yeah Mythbusters did an episode testing this in a car and a swimming pool and if you fight your instinct to panic and wait it out you're more likely to survive. But also if you have something to break your car windows that works too

@mookinbabysealfurmittens

11 ай бұрын

Has anyone seen that "delta p" video? It's been here for many years, but for some reason a few years ago it came up in everyone's recommended feed. It was just weird, very dry tone, unclear who it's for (but it's gotta be part of an instructional/educational program for commercial divers, though it's still not the right tone, idk).

@mookinbabysealfurmittens

11 ай бұрын

​@@yourlocalnerd7788As for breaking the window, a fine point is better than blunt force, cos usually not easy. They sell cheap lil machined metal things, or put them on the end of things like folding knives & flashlights. 👍

@eleSDSU

10 ай бұрын

I can totally open a door with two cocks inside me, that's just a skill issue. (For some actual DP horror look up Byford Dolphin accident, just DON'T at the images).

I don't know if y'all have seen the video of this thing being constructed, but the way they paint on the glue that held the two titanium rings on led me referring to it almost exclusively as the Papier-mâché Submarine

If you were still curious - a change in the volume of a container of a gas will change the temperature of the gas because of the Ideal Gas Law Pressure volume and temperature are all related. So changing the volume of the container of gas (or shitbox death trap submersible full of oxygen) compresses the air so fast and so hard that the temperature skyrockets. The oxygen reaches its ignition temperature and the air catches fire Deeper dive - pressure is a measure of the molecules of gas in a container bumping around, knocking into each other and pushing against the sides of the container. So yes, it is basically friction

As I am listening to this, a headline popped up on my computer with OJ Simpson's death, and all I can think about is the episode The Witches are going to make about him.

Thalassophobia is the term y'all are looking for. Fear of the deep sea.

It sounds like PH Nargeolet joined Oceangate because he thought his experience would allow him to spot warning signs and call off a dive before things went wrong... but he was also fatalistic in a "we'll die instantly if anything goes wrong, which wouldn't be too bad" sort of way. I've heard people who knew him say that his wife's death had dealt a serious blow to his mental health, which would explain the fatalism but makes his part of the story even sadder.

It was all just such an easily avoidable tragedy. A real shame.

@eleSDSU

10 ай бұрын

Why is it a shame tho?

@Syurtpiutha

6 ай бұрын

@@eleSDSU Because the kid who went along for fathers day died.

When it comes to fears, I'm afraid of both space and the deep ocean I don't mind swimming or snorkeling, but I would never. Basically, I'm afraid of being anywhere where I can't reach. That's what freaks me out

@Michael-cb3uw

4 ай бұрын

Don't ever shoot this guy into a big water orb in space😂

Fun fact: For every additional atmosphere of pressure, the volume of a gas under that pressure wants to decrease by half. So just take the volume of the submersible and divide it by two 400+ times. How many adult men would fit in that space?

“Problem solve an implosion” is one of the most savage things I’ve ever heard holy shit

This was a great Episode of Well There's Your Problem. You guys need to do a crossover with them

Been bingeing episodes, just finished the Kissinger episode, got a vodka/tequila/shandy potion in me, and I love these legends. Keep doing what you’re doing.

I didnt know there was a profession called adventurer. Why am i suffering in customer service

@alisaurus4224

14 күн бұрын

It’s not a profession as in how you earn income. It’s an occupation, like “gentleman”-ie “i’m rich enough to do what i want”

Fun fact, air planes are not actually pressurized to sea level pressure. They are pressurized to around 3km altitude pressure, but they do this gradually and based on the actual altitude of the airplane.

If it was a one man thing there'd be no loss, the hubris on that guy to choose to leave the thing uncertified for depth, what other outcome could they have expected? :/ It sucks that he took others with him but the world doesn't need rich idiots who'll kill themselves and others to save a few quid

@QuikVidGuy

11 ай бұрын

The only one I feel sorry for is the 19-year-old who, let's be honest because we're talking about billionaires - probably had an abusive relationship with his father. Like he literally didn't want to be there. The other 80% is just "fuck around and find out"

@ChristopherSadlowski

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, like that Flat Earther who made his own steam powered "rocket" that had his machine kill him. It's one thing to take yourself out with your dumb idea, but once you have a body count...

Smallest note: it was a XInput Logitech controller for PCs, basically an Xbox controller, and it uses Wi-Fi protocol to communicate - I know this because I actually used to own one.

Its okay Hoots, I got the neopets reference.

Mandy stumbled on a near-truth with the commentary about Space Angel sounding like a teens from space show: one of the aborted attempts to adapt Sailor Moon into a live action show for the US market was called Team Angel, which swapped the Sailor Scouts for angel girls instead (though I think they still had the planetary associations?).

Space Angels would 100% be a Neopets Flash game

An act of hubris, justly rewarded by an act of physics. Mother nature gives no f#%&s.

@murasakidrummer

11 күн бұрын

Beautifully put

12:00 "I wont go anywhere i can't take an uber back from" so true

5:06 I cackled thanks for this 😂😂😂

Apparently, after the death of his first wife, Nargeolet's mental health was questionable and his risk tolerance went up a lot.

I don’t know why, but “Sonar trickster Steve” killed me. Shut up and take my subscription.

Ps5, xbox and switch controllers are only $70 and are notorious for drifting after only a few months I would not be thrilled if my multimillion dollar sub was being controlled by one lol

@jaynestrange

4 күн бұрын

And it was a fucking LOGITECH controller! Like, that's an ok controller if don't have money for something better, but hardly something that can be 100% relied on.

Praise God, because a rich men are able to go through the eye of a needle for once.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, I WAS HOPING AND PRAYING FOR THIS ONE!!

The sound of the carbon fibre cracking would have freaked me out too - it does indeed sound like glass slowly cracking under pressure which is kinda what it was. I'm claustrophobic too and not skinny so yup i wouldn't have got into it.

having a killer episode of insomnia tonight so lets gooo! new respect the dead to keep me company for a little while!!

.... how long till someone tries to build a tube to go visit the titan....

Oh nice, yes, I'll enjoy this one

I mean I gotta listen to the extended cut... but you're still getting a like & comment here

We need to spread this so news anchors can compare measurements in units of Caelan instead of expressed in number of sportsball fields.

We all live in a white submersible...

Love you 3 ❤ excellent, I always learn something xxx

compressing a gas (or any substance) causes it to increase in temperature because the molecules being compressed pick up kinetic energy, and basically more energy means higher temperature. diesel engines don't have spark plugs like petrol engines because the heat from compressing the fuel air mixture in the cylinder is enough to ignite the fuel

@QuikVidGuy

11 ай бұрын

If I remember my high school chemistry right, it's more that when the molecules are closer together, so they collide more. In an enclosed space, temperature, pressure, and volume always have to multiply to the same number unless gas is added or displaced

I remember there was a rich-family furry on twitter saying it could have been him (he did space tourism), and know he knows everyone would have laughed at him.

On the one hand, the guy going with his son did trust the company. But on the other hand, it seems like a bit of research would tell them the company was bad.

banging episode

Oooh looking forward to this!!👀

Yall intro had me crying laughing 😅😅😅😅... Didn't expect that

Binoculars and lifeboats wouldn't have saved more than a few lives in Titanic, especially not binoculars as those are only used to help identify something you've already spotted from a distance. They were still launching lifeboats in Titanic's final moments, so they didn't have time to launch more. The combination of the clear weather, the ship's speed, and the failure to heed ice warnings is what doomed Titanic.

@EmoBearRights

17 күн бұрын

The Californian's radio operators staying up might have saved a lot more lives. It's not their fault but had that ship got there in time they could have saved a lot of people.

Love y’all. Puget sound is a great fuckin name >:[

so the true end of the titanic movie is Jack's ribcage crushing and head cracking and finally he's eaten by crabs and worms and isopods and such

Yes, this is what I was waiting for 💜💅🏻

I keep think about how musty that thing must be been with all of the recirculated farts they most have ended up breathing..

I feel for the nineteen year old too.

They did the intro! *confetti and a fast version of the star spangled banner*

sickos: Yesssss YEEESSSSSS (I'm also one of the sickos). Lovely, hilarious and fun episode as usual~ Normalize stuffing rich people in a metal can and dropping them underwater.

@an_annanas

5 ай бұрын

It wasn't even metal, that was the main issue

Titan debris feild sounds like something from a nge and aot crossover dojin

Implosion explosion not the same idea.

@valolafson6035

8 күн бұрын

That is mentioned.

omg the toilet is right in front of the only window. guess you get a great view as you pinch one off at 2,000ft

Space Camp kid solidarity!

21:24 lmao same what caelan said

Could you all cover the terrible man Ivar Lovaas please? He created ABA therapy which encourages people with Autism to suppress themselves and even used to do gay conversion therapy. He deserves it. :)

@ronjaj.addams-ramstedt1023

Ай бұрын

Seconded!

@Takumi_Did_Nothing_Wrong

27 күн бұрын

Thirded.

Titanic wasn't going too fast. There are a lot of what ifs including the lifeboats.

Yay 🎉

Pretty sure planes aren't pressurized to sea level. Pretty sure they're pressurized to 10,000 feet while they're above 10,000 ft and not pressurized while below 10,000 feet.

21:00 this gal always hangs onto the the worst bits😮‍💨... and miss conrad's pity laughs 💀

I was trying to get into flight school and yeah it was. gonna be up there in the $200k range for student loans. ooof.

"I'm putting all my bodies in the osh!" We all just gonna let this comment pass without comment? This guy needs to dispose of multiple bodies? :O

Babes, I have set up my camp chair, my tent and my hotspot in preparation for the episode on Harrison Ford, that utter garbage person. One of these days...

You can buy third party controllers for consoles. Also, the Bluetooth transceiver was interfacing with the computer on board the submersible, not the mother ship. It's a terrible design any way you look at it. All of this so some rich boy who was told how special he was every day could do a thing that requires expertise and shared knowledge. I'm just sad he killed a bunch of people instead of just himself with his hubris.

The money was ALREADY SPENT to make and develop the submersibles. That move was not a smart business plan. Also, replacing the hull every three years sounds like a false economy.

Sorry, but I don’t have any sympathy for people like this or for people dying up on Mount Everest just to take a selfie and posted on Instagram. The most delusional thing about this whole Ocean Gate tragedy was how these paying adrenaline junkies insisted upon being called mission specialists by both themselves and Stockton rush.

@Spamhard

Ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure Stockton had to call them 'mission specialists' becauses there's laws in place about tourists being taken down to the Titanic. Like it can't be a tourist venture, so he relabelled and pretended this was research with 'mission specialists'. It's not the payers who demanded they get called that. Either way, I still have no sympathy for people dropping the price of a home (in some places) just to see a sunken ship through a tiny murky window.

@EmoBearRights

17 күн бұрын

I agree that refugees dying in the sea just for the 'crime' of trying to escape from horrible situations deserve our sympathy way more and they often get demonised instead.

I Believe with my entire heart that if there was an underage Blonde girl on that Submersible; we would have said Good Riddance to Musk as well.

U guys are annoying

@itsgonnaBmay

11 күн бұрын

Fun fact if you're looking for peace 4 your life you can actually just click off videos you don't enjoy without leaving a dickish comment behind

@RespecttheDeadPodcast

10 күн бұрын

Ditto babes

@ceratium

10 күн бұрын

​@@itsgonnaBmay😂 worth the click just for this comment

@fluffycrumpetbaby

8 күн бұрын

Icon behaviour 💅 She really did something there.