"You can run away from it" Glad to know that there's a chance it'll chase me down, Thanks Elon.

@frankiemarchese2978

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah wait until it goes into ludacris mode

@todorokishoto424

2 жыл бұрын

Dude it's really good to know cuz if I see a bot I will fucking run to my home

@totallyrealname8849

2 жыл бұрын

I think it was supposed to be a joke

@papaahd7566

2 жыл бұрын

just wait till someone tampers with one so it can and WILL run down a fully grown adult human with high athletic skill

@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968

2 жыл бұрын

Wait till it goes to arab mod It'll throw its chancla at you and call you a dog

Elon: "You can run away from it" elder people: *nervous laughter *

@Skynet5885

2 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday, Albert, you have reached your redundancy point. Please remain stationary while I engange the biological recycling routine. *Pulls out glock.*

@Sorta8

2 жыл бұрын

@@Skynet5885 'You can outrun me Albert, but you can't outrun 10mm.'

@bogiewoods3037

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sorta8 "eh?" -Albert, 2 seconds before death

@robloxhackerpro

2 жыл бұрын

@@bogiewoods3037 funniest comment section tyall for making my day

@isaiahpelletier2715

2 жыл бұрын

@@Skynet5885 ⛸⛸⛸

I actually appreciate that Joeseppi brought up stuff other than the obvious "they kill us all," because he's right. There are a lot of issues created by just going "replace human workers with robots" and "give everybody robots"

@theuncalledfor

2 жыл бұрын

It's going to happen anyway. Might as well be the one to do it, and do it _right._

@sentinel-zx7mj

Жыл бұрын

Well if that happens let's hope no one thinks giving the worker robots human level intelligence is a good idea. Because if robot uprising scenarios taught me anything. Giving robot equivalents of low level workers high intelligence is NEVER a good idea.

@EpicGamer-fl7fn

Жыл бұрын

@@sentinel-zx7mj what robot uprisings? do you live in 22nd century or something? why are so many people taking their knowledge about Robots and AI from 10-30 year old movies about the topic from writers with wild imagination? why are so many people thinking that makes them an expert at the topic lol.

@erenjaeger9418

4 ай бұрын

​@@theuncalledfor indeed

@erenjaeger9418

4 ай бұрын

@lesigh3410 true but also there will be lots of issues that currently exist that would be solved by giving everyone robots and replacing humans with robots in certain jobs. Things like: Resource abundance would solve hunger, homelessness, and a bunch of other abundance related problems by making mass production super easy and bringing the prices down If you own or lease a robot, you can have it make money for you, potentially while you make money in your own job as well, making it much easier to accumulate wealth The possibilities are endless, but yeah if too many jobs get replaced we might need universal basic income or something

Can we just appreciate how good this guy is at editing?

@eagle4220

Жыл бұрын

yes.

@therealwuffo

Жыл бұрын

of course that's part of his humor

_"Hey Tesla bot, could you do the laundry?"_ _"No"_ Detroit: Become Human

@kaelkirkby9191

2 жыл бұрын

markus incoming

@Ether.R

2 жыл бұрын

They gonna be stabbing humans here and there 28 times.

@unavela

2 жыл бұрын

Then you beat the shit out of it

@anynonymous1585

2 жыл бұрын

*2 8 S T A B W O U N D S*

@Jessestreet429

2 жыл бұрын

Connor chase scenes are gonna be epic now

Didn’t know the Mitchell’s vs the Machines was a prophecy.

@LentelSoup

2 жыл бұрын

All of society:

@gilbert-cl6im

2 жыл бұрын

holy shit i just realized the robots even look nearly identical

@warpedmine9682

2 жыл бұрын

oi shi

@notamorningdragon

2 жыл бұрын

I was about to SAY that!

@robrogers8212

2 жыл бұрын

@@gilbert-cl6im omg your right o_o

It's really reassuring to know that I'll *have a chance* at being able to run away from it or overpower it.

@ultimatecultchaos

6 ай бұрын

Yes

3:48 They actually showed a demo of operational Teslabot prototypes attaching an arm to another Teslabot. It's crazy how fast they got some working models.

Elon wants to create Tesla Bot so that he can cosplay Avengers: Age of Ultron with his friends and he'd be Ironman lol

@poeyplayz

2 жыл бұрын

What friends

@rileybeez

2 жыл бұрын

@@poeyplayz more tesla bots

@jujhar.

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@batboythealien5495

2 жыл бұрын

oh no

@poeyplayz

2 жыл бұрын

@@rileybeez oh no

Honestly, I wouldn't be mad if I joined a COD lobby and heard a bunch of robots screaming insults and slurs at each other in a monotone voice.

@derpyderp6719

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@justme2296

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@BluesJustice

2 жыл бұрын

Sent into the robot hell

@halokojm

2 жыл бұрын

T-4065: have you Heard about Jonathan? T-5086: who Is that individual called Jonathan that you are talking about? T-4065: Jonathan motherboard.

@AGamer20.

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

“A child chasing robot” Where have I heard something like that before

3:27 I know i'm absolutely late to the party but distinguishing between robots could be a non factor if they all had face or voice recognition. If you came across a bot and it wasn't doing something incredibly important, it could simply start casting david or joe or whatever bot connected to their network at your request. Each bot could be a terminal for the infinite number of individuals. Concurrently, if you were assaulted by a bot, most likely that bot has gps location logs that would place it in the scene of the crime. It would be as easy as pulling records from tesla to see which bot was around the vicinity at the time of the incident. And I can almost hear your little cogs turning inside your head: but what if it gets hacked to stop it from displaying that info. It could be possible. Like Musk well knows, anything is possible when you're selling smoke.

@delboy6301

Жыл бұрын

like how your phone pings on the cell towers

@ignazioacerenza9881

Жыл бұрын

@@delboy6301 Exactly. If the state apparatus can already track us at every moment, tracking something that cannot be separated from it's electronic components must be trivial.

"You already know that one weird human is gonna try and marry one of these things." Considering there was that 1 dude that married a holo-program of Hatusune Miku a few years back, yes, I do. We're screwed.

@isauldron4337

2 жыл бұрын

A human already has married hatsumine Miku? We're beyond salvation

@aaaaaaaaaaacat6502

2 жыл бұрын

Hatsune Miku is underage I think...

@amethyst4578

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaaaaaaaaaacat6502 yeah, she's 16 -a vocaloid enjoyer

@satgurs

2 жыл бұрын

how dare you call me weird

@rororokai

2 жыл бұрын

someone already did that? :c

Elon: "You can outrun a Tesla bot" Guns: I'd like to have a word about that.

@mintonpizza

2 жыл бұрын

"I have yet to find someone who can outrun bullet"

@jockeyfield1954

2 жыл бұрын

@@mintonpizza payday 2 players can

@nick4506

2 жыл бұрын

@@mintonpizza you just haven't found someone with the right pumped up kicks

@vitaleriof

2 жыл бұрын

What if they made it bulletproof

@godgod5139

2 жыл бұрын

@@vitaleriof government will probably, now we just need the jedi

0:26 A Tesla I Hate It. What an interesting new invention, Elon 👍

This video is so funny but informational at the same time i love it you just earned a sub

If it passes the “I am not a robot” test, humanity is done for

@holl7w

2 жыл бұрын

That's too easy for them.

@crispyandspicy6813

2 жыл бұрын

Everybody gangsta till the robot can pick all the pictures with traffic lights

@totallyrealname8849

2 жыл бұрын

There will be a fail safe dw

@evolutionsimplified8890

2 жыл бұрын

Joe

@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968

2 жыл бұрын

Nah if it kills all Russian players in csgo and be first in every race in racing simulators then were done I mean like who is more lethal than a bot who can snipe you from 100 meters and can drive lambos

As weird as it may seem, you've taken this Tesla Bot idea way more seriously than Musk or anyone at Tesla ever did

@nash3364

2 жыл бұрын

Dude had a mime in a spandex for demonstration, tesla isn't even in its infancy in robotics, more like.. hmm.. ejaculate in a sock

@joez.2794

2 жыл бұрын

No. This is much more than some guy in a Lycra suit and Tesla totally didn't phone in this presentation the night before it was due.

@EddyKorgo

2 жыл бұрын

No he has a really good point. And its a true fact. And who told you that. Luckily for us, its not a government(military) program, its not some sketchy unknown company and its purposely build with limitations as a prevention. (Thats a good start). What he just described would and probably will happen but not with Tesla. If there is anyone on Earth we can trust, its only Elon Musk. I cant stress enough to what difference is between Elon Musk and everyone else in the world. Elon has a simple goal. Help. Everyone else only wants money and exploit everyone. And only Elon Musk has the power to think. To use his brain and think about others then him self and think about near and long term future. When Elon is thinking about something, he sees all the details and can boil down all the nonsense to a fundamental elements that clearly shows the function, process and results. But its a human nature and all the brain washing propaganda that made people think, that truth is false and wet promises are set in stone. Or maybe people jst enjoy making them suffer.

@alessiomiron70

2 жыл бұрын

@@EddyKorgo How you can look at a billionaire and think he’s the only one you can trust is seriously beyond me, but sure I guess he is marginally better than the military industrial complex and the likes.

@EddyKorgo

2 жыл бұрын

@@alessiomiron70 because he's not any billionaire like you for example

Take a sip of water for every time Joeseppi says "Tesla"

@deeclassdude4745

Жыл бұрын

I was doing that without even realizing it

Elon's speech was the equivalent of your friend telling you that his dog is "Just Friendly"

2:16 I love that when there are robots with AI smarter than humans, the monke is still the employee of the month

@BumHoleTickler

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@markiyt3923

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@thatguynat9775

2 жыл бұрын

MONKE

@williamsnekspeare3090

2 жыл бұрын

Monke is always greatest

@thunderjawgaming

2 жыл бұрын

There are hundreds of these little Easter eggs in his videos which tells that he's a hard worker

I love how Elon is openly aware of everyone's fears of humanoid AIs

@frost.0707

2 жыл бұрын

He himself knows how volatile and risky this idea is

@shejsiva32

2 жыл бұрын

@@frost.0707 ah yes, the machine that can't even keep itself from falling over in the wind without being programmed for it is very volatile

@wj3186

2 жыл бұрын

An A.I. apocalypse would be entertaining for him, don't you think?

@simmerthesauce9228

2 жыл бұрын

@@shejsiva32 I mean considering it will use a machine learning Neural Network, there is a good cause for concern

@shorty4681

2 жыл бұрын

@@shejsiva32 iimqimpqimipimqqi

"fockin' identical" -Joseppi It always gets me dude

What we imagine comes true for once. And it is something we'd imagine as "the worst scenario"

I'm surprised that Wario doesn't have a PhD in robotics to his name yet.

@Bobbyondrugs

2 жыл бұрын

im suprised too het

@mendabi

2 жыл бұрын

u took my pop

@dylives7667

2 жыл бұрын

He tried to get his title at Stanford, but got expelled and blacklisted from every prestigious institution by telling people that there are only 2 genders and that the police are essential.

@helloiammr698

2 жыл бұрын

@@dylives7667 only one of those are true

@nathanwuchevich3734

2 жыл бұрын

Well, he is canonically a game designer, so at the very least he has some coding skills.

Imagine how akward it would be if Joeseppi’s Tesla bot friend watches this.

@xxmeliozxx1160

2 жыл бұрын

And that’s how our world is destroyed

@iloveorangejuice-3-42

2 жыл бұрын

The Mitchells vs the machines in a nutshell

witty humor man, one of the best skills out there

I laughed so hard, I didn't laugh this hard in MONTHS thank you.

Imagine Tesla bot wearing fur suits. Now I’m truly scared.

@hurricanemeridian8712

2 жыл бұрын

Would probably make them less dangerous by weighing them down

@estatico1655

2 жыл бұрын

At least im not killing a human furry for once

@zipityzap7675

2 жыл бұрын

@@estatico1655 hol up

@chromatic4542

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine then wearing skin suits.

@higgins63

2 жыл бұрын

not only would it weigh them down it would cause them to overheat and damage their processors its the perfect defence for the apocalypse

The Tesla bot is the definition of “What could go wrong”

@LazyLoonz

2 жыл бұрын

Nothing could really go wrong

@rayh6118

2 жыл бұрын

I think we all know where is this is going

@yanniskarageorgiou3573

2 жыл бұрын

Look at them dance though that shit is crazy

@zachsteele6964

2 жыл бұрын

@@yanniskarageorgiou3573 that was someone in a costume

@randomalt9617

2 жыл бұрын

Elon bouta rename his company to USR

Elon Musk wants to "accidentally" start a robots vs human wars

Tesla Bot & Real Doll collab needs to happen then I'll buy one

Joeseppi is severely underated with the content and humour he makes

@timmay5547

2 жыл бұрын

Tru

@thesun7960

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@Copper_Enjoyer

2 жыл бұрын

@@thesun7960 nop

@thesun7960

2 жыл бұрын

@@Copper_Enjoyer k then

@mystrrrreioucuszthlpepperac

2 жыл бұрын

the new foekoe

I'd be scared. The Tesla Bot looks like he's gonna run through my house at breakneck speed, like Pepsiman.

@stevensanchez1192

2 жыл бұрын

The Tesla bot looks like something that will just trip and break near me as some rambo who owned the bot will think I broke it.

@rayh6118

2 жыл бұрын

The tesla bot look like something that would stage a coup against the us government and establish a robulution

@Galvatron102

2 жыл бұрын

Alexa, play Pepsiman theme, Tesla Bot, bring me some Pepsi from the fridge

@Shadowtopia69

2 жыл бұрын

And then the Tesla Bot proceeds to cause you to go into debt to pay off all of the expensive property it caused.

@theuncalledfor

2 жыл бұрын

"No, Tesla bot! I don't want any more Pepsi! I don't like Pepsi any more since they changed the recipe and put artificial sweeteners into the regular, non-diet Pepsi!"

i love how the picture at 0:04 for spaceX is just a screenshot from KSP

Little did he know, in a year or two he would be seeing a chip being inserted into a brain of a monkey for it to play pong with its mind

Best editing ever

@Jabutimado

2 жыл бұрын

Haha yes

@cubic777

2 жыл бұрын

ye

@SlenderGuy

2 жыл бұрын

AGREED

@tombstonejones9581

2 жыл бұрын

That belongs to Radal.

@Unpug

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

"A robot that chases children" Ah yes, true entertainment.

@william_afton8398

2 жыл бұрын

One moment later: child: *Screaming and running away from Tesla bot* Mom: The Tesla bot won't hurt you, it can't. Child: Then why does it come after me when I am near it?! Mom: Entertainment... Child: What? Mom: Oh nothing, just go play with your brother.

@thegravityguy4654

2 жыл бұрын

FNAF reference?

@william_afton8398

2 жыл бұрын

@@thegravityguy4654 0○0

@zaklaj

2 жыл бұрын

@@thegravityguy4654 the lore is already happening...

@Threarah123

2 жыл бұрын

@@thegravityguy4654 Σ(゜゜)

If I see one of those things in a grocery store I'm going at it with a lead pipe

No matter what the topic is in any of these videos, those KEKW's and OMEGALUL's will always make me LULW

He doesn’t post everyday, but when he does, it’s a fucking banger 🔥

@swag-sn7ze

2 жыл бұрын

bagner

@todorokishoto424

2 жыл бұрын

Truu

@le9038

2 жыл бұрын

You sound like a tesla bot to me...

@arubikcubethatshouldnthave4440

2 жыл бұрын

exactly

@WoolyCow

2 жыл бұрын

@@le9038 oh lol hiiii :) funny seein u here

"This robot's sole purpose is to assist in repetitive work, and for absolutely no reason is coded to know all forms of defensive and offensive hand to hand combat."

@BelcarrigFarm

2 жыл бұрын

Tesla bot: I'm fluent in over six million forms of kicking your ass

@salt_shaker1326

2 жыл бұрын

Well wouldn't they learn how to at some point in time? Elon says they'll be capable of learning

@rojoscostanada8685

2 жыл бұрын

T

@kamybale8910

2 жыл бұрын

@@salt_shaker1326 its joins most likely wouldn't be able to preform any of the actions

@salt_shaker1326

2 жыл бұрын

@@kamybale8910 if you look at the internal diagram concept, it actually would be able to if that diagram become a the final result

every time something like this is made we are one step closer to a Black Mirror episode.

The Tesla bot factory skit is like it came from an intellectual comedy book showing how robots in society would actually work and how absurd the concept is. I lose I myself every-time I watch this part.

“Can do repetitive tasks” Finally, something to shiny hunt Pokémon for me!

@Skynet5885

2 жыл бұрын

"Teslabot, I've died to the darksouls boss again, please go through the long repetative walk back to the boss. From the bonfire, without wasting any healing."

@Crimson64

2 жыл бұрын

Skynet you bloody madlad now I don’t have to die to Soul of cinder.

@truthplaguer2196

2 жыл бұрын

Ratio

@truthplaguer2196

2 жыл бұрын

W

@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968

2 жыл бұрын

Finally Someone can finally beat the annoying reina akikawa level on wmmt3 where she keeps on breaking my head with flirts to win

Cant wait until "Detroit: Become Human" becomes a real thing

@theterminator3907

2 жыл бұрын

Yayyy *unemployment litterally at 40%* o-o

@ythaagruligiztil4813

2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah This is what i have been waiting for

@har-vwf7729

2 жыл бұрын

Just don't abuse it, it'll leave on your body 28 STAB WOUNDS.

@TabbyEgg312

2 жыл бұрын

Kamski being Elon.. 😱

@weaknessua

2 жыл бұрын

@@TabbyEgg312 More like Zlatko tbh💀

The Mitchells vs. The Machines: Exist Elon Musk: So it's overpoverde

THIS MUST be my fav video

the editing is unmatched i don't even wanna know how long this took

Finally some pure humor, i missed you chief

@BiblicalJosephXP

2 жыл бұрын

What da frog doing?

@droidplant4961

2 жыл бұрын

Spanking a black fly i guess

@goofyahhmuskteer1872

2 жыл бұрын

What the dog doin

@duncan54197

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@gratedparmesan_

2 жыл бұрын

me too broski. joeseppi certified swag.

Seriously in tears on the section on teslabots making teslabots and joining the line to make more teslabots

I completely agree with you, In fact just I started feeling comfortable with what he’s doing he announced the Tesla bot... then I was completely terrified of him 😃

This is literally the Mitchell’s vs the machines all over again

@normalprofile5553

2 жыл бұрын

oh god I just realized the similarities

@salt_shaker1326

2 жыл бұрын

Mitchell's vs the machines hyper-realistic live action

@jennassexdungeon

2 жыл бұрын

more like detroit become human

@artistanthony1007

2 жыл бұрын

@@jennassexdungeon I honestly ain't afraid because people always think A.I. and machines will become evil when it's too ridiculous that every single one will end up Evil, Skynet is fictional and there's other fictional A.I.'s, sure a majority of them are Evil but not every single A.I. is, we humans made those Terminator Movies even though we don't know what will happen when A.I. become Sentient, I know for certain though that they'd want to be friendly and do good, those Boston Dynamic Dogs likely would want love like any other animal and be a friend yet more intelligent rather than be evil and harm, ofc the code can be corrupted but that's only when the A.I. would become evil.

@realXVI.

2 жыл бұрын

@@artistanthony1007 why would you think they'd be nice?

Elon Musk tomorrow: Ladies and gentlemen of the whole wide world, I am proud to announce my next project: *United States Robotics.*

@b4594

2 жыл бұрын

*United States synthetic robotics

@johnfaber100

2 жыл бұрын

I believe you mean, U.S. Robots and Mechanical Men.

@gnonj0654

2 жыл бұрын

@@b4594 USSR moment

@devisherefr9879

2 жыл бұрын

Detroit become human

@superskills1017

2 жыл бұрын

Where's Detective Spooner when we need him?

People who watch Michel's vs Machines: Hey, I've seen this one. Elon: What do you mean it's brand new?

I keep having to come back to this masterpiece

The Mitchells vs The Machines was so good Elon made it into a real thing

@xboxgamer6669

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh shit here we go again

@anonimie7142

2 жыл бұрын

@@xboxgamer6669 prepare for impact get materials and deactivate the Tesla car (Because in the mitchells the app started the war so it makes that the car is going tl start as well because no one might use it)

@julianle1803

2 жыл бұрын

@Random_Person wh..... what.?

@inspectorjavert9868

2 жыл бұрын

@@julianle1803 You see the machines can't tell the difference between a pug and a pig making them malfunction

@anshshah2916

2 жыл бұрын

@@inspectorjavert9868 that was honestly my favorite joke in the movie

I love that every time he said "I know I'm exaggerating but.." - he just raised the stakes and exaggerated even more 😂

This is the last video I have to see before I can say that I've watched all of your videos

He actually has a few functional ones now, this video needs a followup

I'm pretty sure most people would customize their bots regardless of whether or not Tesla approves of it (Unique paint job, logos, signs, googly eyes, etc.) I know I will

@jockeyfield1954

2 жыл бұрын

ngl, if these things do become a thing and have a personality, they'd probably dislike being customized and may even prefer being unoriginal and bland than have your disgusting hands touch it

@wyatt-mv6pd

2 жыл бұрын

why would that be up to tesla?

@digiquo8143

2 жыл бұрын

@@wyatt-mv6pd Because they may not so much "sell" the robots as "lease" them to you under a highly rigorous set of terms and conditions. Right now that's the only way to get your hands on any of Boston Dynamics dog-like robots, where you pay an exorbitant amount of money to have the right to basically test them in a professional or industrial capacity, and if you breach the ToS/Boston Dynamics doesn't like what you're using their robot for, they'll kill it remotely and send someone to pick it up. And they know this because the robot records everything and sends that data back to Boston Dynamics, and needs to connect to internet every so often to remain functional.

@xander4670

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ryanlaj24 @Last

@Ryanlaj24

2 жыл бұрын

@@xander4670 @Swans Fan Xander🥇

"this is not just a game, this is our future" -Detroit: Become Human

@satan-uz6sf

2 жыл бұрын

Shit is getting real

@panzerfaust44

2 жыл бұрын

FR DAWG,fuck that I'll be with androids,they have feelings.

@the_beef_gamers7647

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@Tazerboy_10

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@alustful_priest

2 жыл бұрын

hell yeah

2:16 YOOOOOO IM FRAMED IN THE PICTURE

"They can't swim" Just wait for it to rain

3:54 something about that visual of the jpeg bot just popping off the conveyor belt cracks me up.

I can just imagine seeing a Tesla bot down the street and thinking “Oh god”

@kebubas

2 жыл бұрын

by that point it would be too late for us..

@ghazghkullthraka9714

2 жыл бұрын

You can run away from it. Usually

@izyaboicallume

2 жыл бұрын

Detroit become human

@Yearlybreeze

2 жыл бұрын

@@izyaboicallume DEAR LORD PLEASE NOOOOO

@falloutgod4762

2 жыл бұрын

He’s just standing there… MENACINGLY!

This reminds me of the “mitchels vs the machines”

bro.. i already think that the pile of clothes is a figure but imagine waking up at 3am and bumping into this dude while going to the bathroom.

"The new tesla bot scares me." Me: **remembers Mitchell's vs the machines** Also me: **inhales** *shit.*

@bimgus8095

2 жыл бұрын

You inhaling shit?? Nasty Man you are

@rohankishibe6433

2 жыл бұрын

I swear it's like exactly the same concept.

@Rainbow__cookie

2 жыл бұрын

Well we are all fucked and elon will kidnapp all people and put us on March as slaves

@Rakun9189

2 жыл бұрын

I also inhale shit

@AHHHHHHHH21

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rakun9189 its tasty

Let's not forget that the first android from "Detroit: Become Human" passed the "kamsky test" in 2023

@itsgarytime2768

2 жыл бұрын

That's also what I thought of

@beeyeeter6391

2 жыл бұрын

Tesla: Become Human

0:44 Eliminates boring tasks, coming From the man who owns a company called the boring company

Funniest video ive seen in a very long time, underrated af

@yellowsun5762

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@somebody7226

2 жыл бұрын

Very underrated

@archivushka

2 жыл бұрын

Well, that's why we are here

@CraftingTableMC

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Anchorized

2 жыл бұрын

I couldn't stop laughing throughout the entire video lol

I can't believe Detroit: Become Human becomes real.

@HeyItzJay12

2 жыл бұрын

Detroit: Become Real

@kakyoindonut3213

2 жыл бұрын

@@scratchsoft2347 I Can't Believe: Detroit: Become Human: Become Real.

@thebaseandtriflingcreature174

2 жыл бұрын

*_TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS_*

@wasniahc1

2 жыл бұрын

@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 Stress level: 100%

@stanleybochenek1862

2 жыл бұрын

@@wasniahc1 STRESS LEVEL: 200%

Best commentary channel in youtube history.

Me: Pausing video to see where QR code on Tesla bot goes to Future me: asking Tesla bot where QR code on Tesla bot goes to

People in 2040: "We need to go back to 2021 and destroy Tesla"

@saada5369

2 жыл бұрын

Yup and it will probably be you too

@mildlydumbperson8465

2 жыл бұрын

i kinda dont get it

@jaxthegamer6402

2 жыл бұрын

No 😀

@crispyandspicy6813

2 жыл бұрын

bruh, future Tesla is going back into the present to prevent the Terminator franchise from becoming a cultural icon and let meatbags get wise about robots that's why Genesys and Dark Fate sucked

@Android-mx2vy

2 жыл бұрын

Cyber punk 2077

I feel I should mention, Elon had mentioned very frequently that he's scared of AI, so I think he's mentioning the ability to run from or overpower them is mostly to reassure himself.

@none-qs3sl

2 жыл бұрын

have no fear. it took nearly a decade before Boston dynamics to have something functional.

@tedlee7821

2 жыл бұрын

that doesn't help me reassure myself considering that the man who made it is scared of it himself.

@andrediego6131

2 жыл бұрын

it's not dangerous when you're the one making it

@isaacinkwell

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrediego6131 oh yeah, I’m sure the people making the first atom bomb felt *reeeaaal* secure every day at work

@theepicbananadk5486

2 жыл бұрын

​@@isaacinkwell Im maybe not specialised in making atom bombs or bots for a living. But i still think there is a kinda big difference between the two. An atom bomb is something purely designed for mass death, which also makes it very dangerous to work on. Especially when your talking about the first atom bomb ever. So the ones making the first atom bomb, won't have any experience, from the past. But when it is just a robot, that is designed to help people with there everyday life and help rescue. I think there is nothing to worry about, for anyone. Because today, we are still very far from intelligent AI. And the prototype, of the Tesla bot. Will already be here in 2022! _No hating btw._

I want a custom Tesla bot with a protogen visor on it

now its like the movie the mitchels where they made a robot like that

Elon Musk: "It is trying to be human. It IS human... I mean, uhh... well, you can run away from it if it doesn't like y- I MEAN if you don't like it. Then it'll chase... wait..." Mark Zuckerburg: "I see you follow me in your hesitance to hide your outer shield too." Internet: *harmonica opening to Piano Man by Billy Joel (first 7 seconds)*

@omarraafat7224

2 жыл бұрын

Oddly specific

@TheRandomizerYT

2 жыл бұрын

@@omarraafat7224 Yeah, very.

@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780

2 жыл бұрын

@Тити Мити musk is just adding a new race to real life aka making robot ppl that be intresting

@ultimatecultchaos

6 ай бұрын

We need this

Elon Musk: "It'll perform dangerous task." US Army: "Did you say unlimited soldiers?" Elon Musk: "No I mean do task that may harm humans." US Army: "10 million units? Sold." Elon Musk: "......"

@sevengeckos327

2 жыл бұрын

Now that’s capitalism right there

@silksongoutyet

2 жыл бұрын

Fellow hollow knight fan:)

@eriklarsen6790

2 жыл бұрын

Yay is hollow knight

@sygmarvexarion7891

2 жыл бұрын

China: "Did you say they need rare earth minerals to make CPUs for them? What a coincidence! It just so happens that we are the only source of rare earth minerals in the world."

the amount he has said tesla bot in this video

3:03 the reason they are there is cuz someone is probably making a gang of them

Detroit: Become Human is a bit more likely to happen.

@connardman

2 жыл бұрын

And without David Cage writing it... I see this as an absolute win.

@MikyV104

2 жыл бұрын

Skynet too

@dylives7667

2 жыл бұрын

28 Stab Wounds: The Musical.

@incelmagnet1737

2 жыл бұрын

@@dylives7667 🎶🎵🎵 28 stabs wouuundds~ 🎵🎶🎶

@endingsky8271

2 жыл бұрын

the year 2040 is presented by david cage

"Then there's this weird moment where the Tesla bot makes a Tesla bot?" That sounds like a great opening to an A.I. movie

@jockeyfield1954

2 жыл бұрын

"jerry, am i making... myself?" "what?" "this thing we're making looks a lot like me" "i don't understand" "don't you see the resemblance? it looks just like me, and i'm building it" "are you on something? get back to work"

This canario reminds me of the robot outbreak from The Mitchells VS the Machines.

Oh great, it's going to be the Mitchel's VS The Machines, all over again, god damn it.

It can't be that bad "It's all being overlooked by a man that posts Douge memes to the internet" OK, where doomed

@yeezoide8609

2 жыл бұрын

D OY E G E

@kingdomofmonsters1546

2 жыл бұрын

@@yeezoide8609 Apologies my friend I lack the ability to spell for shit I am completely dependent on spell-check.

@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897

2 жыл бұрын

Evil billionare posts doge memes and hentai, i mean I'd rather have this than Jeff Bezos

@truthplaguer2196

2 жыл бұрын

Ratio

@Son-Deniz

2 жыл бұрын

@@truthplaguer2196 Your powers don't work here

It's amazing how we all got a tesla bot paradox just from thinking about the possibility of a robot creating it's own kind...

@tastybuffun

2 жыл бұрын

Well humans create their own kind. And every other type of animal. So a robot doing so isn't that surreal

@Bacony_Cakes

2 жыл бұрын

@@tastybuffun In fact, the internet knows a thing or two about it.

@soggos732

2 жыл бұрын

and the tesla bots instantly start making more tesla bots without knowing why they realy exist which has S O C I E T Y in there somewhere

@generic840

2 жыл бұрын

@@tastybuffun an man created creature that creates itself its pretty much a very complex thing to think about After all closest to things like this is animal cloning

dude i love your videos! so funny

This is literally how the plot of Mitchells vs The Machines began lol

Everytime I expected the video to start talking about the actual fears people have with AI, that guy just started talking about Simon and David the Tesla Bots. Amazing vid

@spencerworkman

2 жыл бұрын

@@thinkingboi9508 That would just create new fears.

@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051

2 жыл бұрын

@@thinkingboi9508 That would just create worse fears

I think it would be cool if Tesla sold customized “expansion packs” that have unique synthetic skin.

@DEV-rw7eu

2 жыл бұрын

*Detroit: Become human*

@marshalljarnagin9370

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, today is *B L A C K F R I D A Y*

@becon8575

2 жыл бұрын

C pack would allow him to say c

@MrMeowProductions

2 жыл бұрын

Who says it has to be synthetic

@Wolf-uq1ko

2 жыл бұрын

RGB tesla bot

Best video I've watched in a long time!!

"A robot that chases children." - Joeseppi 2021

As a person who played Detroit become human i am overthinking this WAY too much

@CaptJCB_

2 жыл бұрын

same

@pipe8248

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@ballnotnormie7801

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@BetterMcLovin

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@d3adlyc0nf3tti5

2 жыл бұрын

Same

This is literally how the Robot Uprising starts.

@ogzombieblunt4626

2 жыл бұрын

So you want china to build them?

@Muchinoi

2 жыл бұрын

@@ogzombieblunt4626 dear god no plz

@fortwell2488

2 жыл бұрын

Well Elon said him self that we should be stronger then them so we SHOULD be fine

@yesyouarecorrect1315

2 жыл бұрын

@@fortwell2488 we would be stronger, but we wont be smarter

The first prototype for the Tesla bot is now on KZread it will cost $20,000

Me after watching the mitchells vs the machines: oh yea it's coming together

It would be cool if the teslabot was an alternative life/1up using a VR headset. That would be so cool aspecialy for covid and people who are paralyzed and such

@jeffersonrozeira8610

2 жыл бұрын

yea

@Serek_Studios

2 жыл бұрын

spoilers ahead for hardcore henry: so like jim from hardcore henry?

@mlgproplayer2915

2 жыл бұрын

Noice.

@crispywings9066

2 жыл бұрын

Theirs a movie exactly like that

@TheFagerlund

2 жыл бұрын

I think that it's actually possible to do with the NeuraLink