*Jeremy*: "I'll be 430 years old by the time it gets here" *Richard*: "So it'll take half a year"

@blitzwithspartan6175

6 жыл бұрын

Garfellow Hammond was making fun of Clarkson's age

@IrLosin

6 жыл бұрын

I miss old Top Gear.. Was it really that hard to just hire a new producer every week so Jeremy could beat him up?

@cr19812

6 жыл бұрын

Garfellow v

@ethand958

6 жыл бұрын

Garfellow ok

@NargaDestroyer

6 жыл бұрын

Then watch The Grand Tour

5:15 The Stig silently standing there, judging. Every time Jeremy goes by and misses the apple the Stig's body language just screams "Told ya."

@cmdrw0lf708

3 жыл бұрын

@Deven Rashid and yet you can sense the snark coming from him

@kaksspl

2 жыл бұрын

Some say, if you tuned your radio to 88.4 at that moment, you'd hear him think "Pathetic... Idiot... Are you even trying?"

Very nice to see one of the golden-age F1 cars being driven and not standing still in a museum

@winchuni22

8 жыл бұрын

+Allen Jackson They're driven every year in the F1 Masters?

@SparksX18

8 жыл бұрын

Still

@Noobie2k7

5 жыл бұрын

@@elephantelephant1236 They should put the F1 Masters on TV looked it up and it seems way more interesting than modern F1. Tbh though i'd be happy with just more Rallycross or BTCC on TV or easy to watch. F1 has become the most boring motor sport ever now and it's sad.

@Liam94Smith

5 жыл бұрын

Austin Yup I misread your comment at first as “I’ve seen it in prison” 😂

@DoctorShocktor

4 жыл бұрын

These are driven at revivals of many kinds throughout the year, you just don’t see it.

A rare sighting of Mistress Stig... (Edited, thanks LoudValves! :-) )

@johnathonburrell9265

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@belowme8660

4 жыл бұрын

No.

@mk49778

4 жыл бұрын

Ms. Stig tho

@alexandrutoth643

4 жыл бұрын

@Bilal Khalid lol

@vyke2107

4 жыл бұрын

Bilal Khalid, like you don’t have to point that out. You sound a lot like an Indian Scammer Stalker than a ‘loving’ person.

so when you said "It won't slide" you meant "I can't slide it" "Yes"

@the-boring-car-guy

2 жыл бұрын

Ah Audi RS car is by design very difficult to slide anyway

'Understeer, the sound of dissapointment..' i couldnt agree more hahaha

"M3 drivers have no friends" -jezzer

@DapperDill

9 жыл бұрын

Jezza*

@francisleslieaggdefychrist2791

9 жыл бұрын

conner mcmullin Jezza"

@marcuszimmer3623

8 жыл бұрын

Ichiro T It's Jizzer.

@Eren-da-Jaeger

6 жыл бұрын

its jezza, and M3 drivers have girlfriends.

@easymoneysniper6ix920

6 жыл бұрын

Truee.

6:37 when top gear runs out of ideas but still makes it pure gold

Gotta hand it to the Stig standing on the corner like that. I wouldn't with Jeremy driving.

@alistairwalker2850

Жыл бұрын

It’s not like Jeremy would crash into whatever he sees. Now Richard on the other hand…

Lotus 72 beautiful sight and sound.

@triskilion1771

6 жыл бұрын

I sat on the couch in Germany in 1971, and watched Fittipaldi smash the competition. I clearly remember the lines of the 72, and its sweeping wing.

@tacklefatkids

6 жыл бұрын

TButs 585 and even better F1 was blessed with a driver like Emerson Fittipaldi. There's something about some Brazilian open wheel drivers.

@cormacgreaney7367

6 жыл бұрын

TButs 585 0

@emgarage9534

6 жыл бұрын

Its a 720 not 72

@GECKOZFTW

5 жыл бұрын

Ethan Perez No...It's a Lotus 72...

5:55 That ladies and gentlemen, is the difference between an enthusiast and a professional.

The stigs skills are unparalleled and it was the top gears best weapon.

"The great taste of Michelin".

@edim108

4 жыл бұрын

Wonder how many Michelin Stars they would get for a dish like that

@rightslitherin7227

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@diegoignacioavilesvalencia1991

3 жыл бұрын

More like the taste of defeat

@jklinn570

3 жыл бұрын

Advertising at its finest.

@badbusiness2113

Жыл бұрын

Yep, no ads or sponsors. Just propaganda. Paid for (via extortion) by the same people it's being forced upon.

Didn't believe 4:56 when this aired, and still don't. The Stig... Talking. Pffft!

@themeddite2935

4 жыл бұрын

Piet Van Vliet telepathy

@jumpingbean69

4 жыл бұрын

Some say that when the Stig communicates, it is done entirely through a ticker tape out the top of his helmet.

@thatonenigeriansformula

3 жыл бұрын

Sign language

@happyface96

3 жыл бұрын

Ben Collins' height is 189cm, Hammond's is 168. This stig is only jusy taller than Hammond so I'm assuming this is not the Ben Collins stig.

@gazzgarage5412

2 жыл бұрын

@@happyface96 21 cm is like 8 inches, that's a fair bit of height difference

When this episode aired in 2007, I had only a passing interest in Formula 1. This episode introduced me to the Lotus 72. That gorgeous form, the glorious sound of that Cosworth 3.0L V8. One of the most successful Lotus F1 cars. It's easily one of my top 5 favorite F1 cars.

@twilightsuzuka6252

3 жыл бұрын

There is a reason that even today, the better part of a century later, all single seater racing cars are modelled after it. It’s still probably faster than any road car ever built.

@Luca33600

2 жыл бұрын

Together with the 1978 Andretti & Peterson Lotus. That one was amazing as well

@xaf0163

2 жыл бұрын

the 72 was such a legendary car, all of its variants. RIP Jochen Rindt

@benvaughan2171

10 ай бұрын

you mean...the cozzay.

That man is a legendary driver. I do wonder if he actually hit the apple first try.

@policebear88320

2 жыл бұрын

It's Michael Schumacher.... Let's just say he did.

@Flamewake

2 жыл бұрын

@@policebear88320 Schumi only drove for a single episode as he was the only person Ferrari trusted with the FXX. It was more likely Ben Collins.

@GnomesOfDoom766

Жыл бұрын

Schumacher was the Stig only in one episode due to Ferrari trusting only him to drive their car

@m1co294

Жыл бұрын

@@policebear88320 actually it was Ben Collins, who's still an incredible driver, no doubt he actually hit the apple.

@TangoSuckaa1

Жыл бұрын

@@m1co294 Collins drove the drive tribe M5 briefly and was able to tell that the suspension was off by 5-10mm. The man is a proper driver.

At eleven, I saw this very same car racing in 1972 at a non championship race in the amazing original 7 km long Interlagos circuit. Adding to my fortune, I was at the now defunct Sargento hairpin, which was heavily banked, and from the molehill in its hub, the cars could be seen almost from above, and it was spectacular. By then, I had been folowing the sport for four years, having lived throuth the trauma of losing my idol Jimmy Clark, and then Jochen Rindt. Seein Fittipaldi in real life driving this gorgeous racing car, and knowing he was fighting for the championship then was nothing short of magical.

@MScotty90

Жыл бұрын

Man, that's awesome. One of the best looking race cars of all time, Lotus sure knew how to build some beauties.

The M3 is the only one from the three i still buy, as a used car, today. BMW really knows how making timeless designs, or... at least it knew it...

@_BreathOfFreshAir_

Жыл бұрын

Lucky, u dont need to be able to design a car, if u already made ones that are timeless.

I could watch the back end of that M3 rotate for hours. That tiny bit of oversteer is just heavenly

Lotus 72: apart from its beauty it is the First complete modern F1 car - posterior engine, - front and rear wings - airscope - two side radiators

@jameswright4236

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair to James, his point about tire durability is important as it meant the car could stay out for longer while others may end up pitting and losing valuable time on the leader.

2:52 Jeremy thought he was about to say fourteen 🤣

@SASE_14

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@amiqai

3 жыл бұрын

Nice attention to detail, mate.

“The car came out in 1970 and didn’t change it for 5 years and they kept bringing it back every year because it was so good” Reminds me of GTA 5

0:36 Cool detail: Bikini Stig is wearing all-white bikini and gloves.

@Catalina._

6 жыл бұрын

KBABZ Probably made by Alpinestars...

@uccidere1939

6 жыл бұрын

You think that's what happens when a woman becomes a Stig's wife? You know, being forced to wear a helmet and gloves for the rest of your life.

@Cygnet31

5 жыл бұрын

KBABZ You

@mateidan-alexandru2189

5 жыл бұрын

That is Stiggette - not Bikini Stig :)))

@FederationThunderbolt

5 жыл бұрын

you know seeing fem stig its a wonder Clarkson never did a "stig will drive our car and wreak them more in our specials" female stig one introducing her with "some say the stig comes in many sizes, but for the first time, he became a she, please welcome, the hot stig (or something i dont know XD)"

Hamster: "I've.... Not got a good feeling about this." That line kills me every time

0:15 "and here, we see a couple stigs in their natural habitat."

The laps times in full 2:38.9 BMW M3 2:43:5 Mercedes Benz C63 AMG 2:43.9 Audi RS4

@alessandrobanovich6847

Жыл бұрын

Those laptimes show how aerodynamics matter. Although less powerful, the Lotus 72 was 23 seconds faster than the fastest car of the three. Mindblowing!

@harleyb7880

Жыл бұрын

​@@alessandrobanovich6847 and it weighs less...😎

@alessandrobanovich6847

Жыл бұрын

@@harleyb7880 yeah! Forgot about that one :)

"M3 drivers have no friends.'

@hybridAbsol

5 жыл бұрын

Thought it was the X6 drivers

@girl-xk2db

5 жыл бұрын

The only thing people like about the x6 is its glovebox that even works in Australia, where everything is upside down

@belowme8660

4 жыл бұрын

No def not m3 drivers. You're thinking of the cunts that buy a worthless C class and stick AMG badges on it. They should be pit maneuvered against every time they are on the road

@Area-5l

4 жыл бұрын

Havingfuntonight and don’t you forget it

@thatonenigeriansformula

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed out load

7:17 HE BROKEN THE MACHINE! LOL

I really miss the old top gear!

@momouppa

7 жыл бұрын

agreed

@pantom1713

5 жыл бұрын

So you go and watch the old video!!

@BlueflagAlpha

5 жыл бұрын

Grand Tour now is better

@bottledit5379

4 жыл бұрын

AceRay 24 for me you can’t beat old early seasons of top gear

@Dr.TJ_Eckleburg

4 жыл бұрын

They really were so damn good back then. Grand Tour isn't really that great.

What is the difference between a BMW and a Porcupine? The BMW has the pricks on the inside.

@hjibuloibgiol987

9 жыл бұрын

Lol, so true

@SparksX18

8 жыл бұрын

+EdibleOutdoors Why does everyone trash BMW drivers? BMW's seem high class and polite to me.

@tomaskonkol8894

8 жыл бұрын

+4ven8 Why? Because how they behave on roads. Like prick's.

@SparksX18

8 жыл бұрын

Tomáš Konkoľ What about the BMW- Nevermind.

@ComandanteJ

8 жыл бұрын

+4ven8 you dont drive, do you? 90% of all BMW drivers are complete assholes on the road, specially on the highway. Audi drivers too, but no as much as BMW.

Best car show under these three clowns!!! Utterly enjoyable and fun to watch! Genuine and always wanting the next episode! RIP Top Gear

These three are hands-down the funniest three people ever to be on television in ANY nation.. I would give up every single show I love for the rest of my life to have Top Gear come back...

5:46: That's the first time I've ever seen the Stig's skin.. Look on his neck.

Classic Top Gear stuff, love it! I hope they come back soon.

like how the bikini model is wearing both a helmet and driving gloves...

@hybridAbsol

5 жыл бұрын

How will she breathe btw

@umitkumecal

4 жыл бұрын

Its called mrs stig

@donald_doe

4 жыл бұрын

@@hybridAbsol It's a helmet not an airtight suit, she'll be fine

@AleK0451

3 жыл бұрын

@@hybridAbsol how do you think stig breathes

@hybridAbsol

3 жыл бұрын

@@AleK0451 gills ???

The joke at 3:00 is so good and so off the cuff. Makes the show so much more brilliant with jokes like that.

@SparksX18

8 жыл бұрын

THAT'S what I wanna be like.

@David-ud9ju

6 жыл бұрын

I guarantee you that that's not off the cuff. All these things are completely scripted. Do you really think the show would be any good if they just made it all off. It's all planned out.

As much fun as it was to see The Stig tear it up in Emmo's Lotus, all I can say is: Hellooooooo, Lady Stig!

7:15 funniest scene in all of top gear.

I just adore the sound of classic F1 cars, just so raw 😍

The only reason im watching this is just for the Lotus F1 Car

@raduvlad4429

7 жыл бұрын

and who cares?

@marshallman1au

6 жыл бұрын

The 72 (IMHO) is one of the most beautiful racing cars of all time ......

@georgejakob1451

5 жыл бұрын

@@marshallman1au Today's F1 cars are the fastest ever so...

And they get paid to do this... Lucky bastards.

@Obi-WanKannabis

9 жыл бұрын

they're lucky, but nobody on the planet does it better than them, they didn't get there without being unique

@Rally_Vincent

3 жыл бұрын

@@Obi-WanKannabis 6 years later and this statement was proven right because new top gear isn't that much enthusiastic as it was before.

@user-nr8mw7uq8n

2 жыл бұрын

it took them years and years to achieve this, not as easy as saying they are lucky since they were building top gear basically from scratch in the reformation era in 2002

Jeremy: "I'll be 230 by the time it gets round." Richard: "So, half a year then?"

@evanthomas7365

8 жыл бұрын

rekt

@user-wt4te7fu6i

6 жыл бұрын

430*

ill be 430 years old by the time he gets here -jeremy so itll take half a year -hammond

@bangkokdangerous2507

4 жыл бұрын

Inigo Montoya every one of the tens of dozens of comments exactly like this one all manage to screw up the grammar uniquely... :/

I think the C63 should have broken the Cock-O-Meter, but still a hilarious review.

5:14 Stig being like "These goddamn noobs..." You can almost see the amount of mental pain he was in while watching.

Such a glorious sound from that Lotus F1!

I just finished watching through all the series from the 1st one, so now I really want new series to come out.

Brilliant, this is why top gear will never be the same. That Lotus looks and sounds awesome!!

0:25 Little detail, look how Stig's foot is permanently positioned on the gas pedal.

@retard1643

2 жыл бұрын

@@lol-zp1ps did u ever drive a car?

@Alucard-gt1zf

2 жыл бұрын

@@retard1643 yes and ut still makes no sense. Unless you think whenever someone's legs aren't tightly closed ut means they are gunning the throttle

I wonder how did Stig can tell anything about car if he doesn't make any sound.

@setshabamashigo3629

8 жыл бұрын

Some say...

@Stryke607

8 жыл бұрын

+ivcim the stig does in fact talk during the shooting and with guests, but never on camera. The really funny thing is: He actually does never take off his helmet and reveal his identity on the set. That must be truly annoying when filming all day ...

@silent_fluo6917

7 жыл бұрын

+Stryke like marshmello did

@farhansam8091

7 жыл бұрын

Enyo Pinto and deadmau5 and daft punk.

@tiborpandza8530

6 жыл бұрын

His name is Ben Collin

Can't wait for the new season... luv u Top Gear

Ah. Emerson Fittipaldi's JPS Lotus from 1972 is a stunningly beautiful racer. I say the most beautiful Formula 1 car ever!!

top gear back then was so random. like imagine being in the meeting where it was being discussed “we’re testing these very sensible saloon cars okay and and we need an ‘72 formula one championship winning car” “yes”

@Snarl616

Жыл бұрын

Actually it all makes sense. It's to show that no matter how sporty and powerful these saloons are, they are still no race cars. And it also shows how much technology for the race cars of the 70s was needed in comparison to the road cars of today.

“The important thing is, Jeremy won’t get bored” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

These were the best days of topgear

Can watch it any day without getting bored even after many repeats

5:18 Stig in his mind: "Why am I doing this?" 5:23 "Wow he actually made me move."

That Lotus F1 sounds better than current F1 sounds.

Good old times. Loved the show.

Stig doesn't even flinch with Jeremy coming in sideways

am I seriously the only one that was impressed by the stig hitting the apple on the inside front?

"the closer you are to death the more alive you feel" James Hunt

The Stig is just such a badass!

Love these guys

0:31 the Stigness

That smug look on Ham was priceless

Love that JPS Lotus! What an icon.

What a great sound, that engine.

Sometimes I don't get Jeremy. He rips on american cars for being uncontrollable with too much power but then he goes and defends mercs. He is my favorite of the three but he is extremely biased sometimes

@chadgrov

9 жыл бұрын

He's half joking i think. but i think he owned that model by merc. maybe why he's biased in this instance

@zidjanarie

9 жыл бұрын

crazyjd64 Dont' forget, he was impressed with the new Corvette and the Mustang GT500 when he did the race with the train.

@crazyjd64

9 жыл бұрын

***** Dude how about you educate yourself and try reading my comment again. All I am talking about is how Jeremy is biased. And for the record I don't really like American cars, I'm a German fan.

@viiviketomaki7284

6 жыл бұрын

Ben Dover The original GT40 that didn't even make the LeMans in 1964 was indeed all British but the iconic 1966 one that actually won is mainly the work of Carroll Shelby who described the original one as bad.

@ENCHANTMEN_

5 жыл бұрын

I thought you were talking about mercenaries for a minute

Gotta admire the balls on Ben Collins there. Clarkson was literally getting closer to hitting him with each attempt lol

I love this engine sound ❤️

Oh cool that the Ascari Race Track. I love that track in Gran Turismo 6. Very fun to drive

@tobytoyota6936

2 жыл бұрын

**Bugatti veyron license**

I love the Bikini stig detail. Well done top gear smart thinking haha.

i actually considered the comment on torsion beam suspension to be interesting lol

What a great sound.

One of my fav episodes

This is Season 10 Episode 10 not Episode 9 :)

OMG that Lotus!

Imagine the heat inside stigs suit. The fact he can breath at all.

Now this was true Top Gear.

So funny, Stig ordered a Challenger Hellcat this week. ;o)

Emerson Fittipaldi's Lotus. Yeah, I'm Brazilian, so it's cool for me to see that.

@rootstrue99

8 жыл бұрын

+lgabrielcs Hi!! but nobody cares..

@sandenson

8 жыл бұрын

+azor ahai Cool to see ur consideration

My god that DFV sounds so incredible, like the perfect amalgamation of a higher grand prix rev, mixed with a lil bit of american torque grunt, and british bore stroke howl. Awesome

@Miatacrosser

6 жыл бұрын

Nigel Mansell yes as you brits can't help ALWAYS pointing out.

This is my favorite top gear video, because of that Lotus. Absolutely wild

If you watch Closely you can see Ronnie Smiling in the sky

When a 7 miniute clip has more entertainment, excitement and humour and all the modern top gear episodes combined

Golden Age Top Gear, never to be matched

"M3 drivers have no friends" - Jeremy 😂

@paddyj7690

4 жыл бұрын

When he's right, he's right.

When your in class and the teacher walks up to you asking for homework 4:16

great episode!

The stig is just simply awesome

72 Lotus was a beautiful car

***** its season 10, eps 10 btw~

@TheSaabMan

8 жыл бұрын

+TopGear FAKER UR NOT THA REAL TOPGEAR

@soymartin07

8 жыл бұрын

+TopGear Si y podrían subtitular los episodios así los entenderemos mejor. Gracias.

@jonathangutierrez2206

8 жыл бұрын

+Erik Bakker he literally has no videos

@Steffen2k7

8 жыл бұрын

+Mr X I believe this is the ascari track in spain

@senna2

7 жыл бұрын

+jon gut It's the account they use for replying

Why is this one of the lesser viewed top gear clips? This is great.

Amazingly beautiful this F1 car.

Wait did I see that right!? 0:47

@dart2527

8 жыл бұрын

+Avon Lee wat

@avonlee5727

8 жыл бұрын

You don't see what's the difference I'll give you a hint my name

@dart2527

8 жыл бұрын

+Avon Lee okay? Uh.. thats certainly something.

@avonlee5727

8 жыл бұрын

+Moses Cen says thomas

@naybobdenod

8 жыл бұрын

+Avon Lee how the hell did you spot that. good one :)

Plot twist: Stig is actually James Hunt that used 5 hour energy!

This we so goooood. Why can't we have shows like these now :(

Automation is amazing and i love the Lotus 72’s engine so i’m gonna remake it into a car and see how that goes

4:26 I've got no friends - and neither do you!